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(GROANING)
Hey!
He's coming!
Please.
Not without my sister.
Then I'm coming back for you both.
(GRUNTING)
CJ:
Stop right there!
(ENGINE STALLING)
Come on.
Yeah.
Shut it down for the night!
Yeah.
I'd say it's the best room in the place, but they're all the same.
Hey, Dale!
Hey...
(STAMMERS) I saw her!
I saw her.
Uh..... |
JAMES:
Things got a little out of control.
No kidding.
I thought you were just going to go see what you could see?
Yeah, and I saw an opening to get Antonia back, but she wouldn't go.
DALE:
You need to lay low for a bit.
You got a handful of people on both sides of the law coming after you right now.
Hey.
Why do you ... |
EMERSON: (ECHOING) Daddy.
Daddy.
Daddy?
(INAUDIBLE)
(GASPS)
(PANTING)
(DIALS PHONE)
(LINE RINGING)
MELODY:
You have a lot of nerve telling your daughter you're coming, and then not showing up.
You're not even supposed to be talking to her without my knowing.
Do you even realize that you broke her heart?
Slow down, sl... |
MELODY:
Honey, I get it, okay?
I had you at a really young age.
(PHONE RINGING)
I know it's tough.
But you cannot do what I did.
I can't apologize to her if you won't let me talk to her.
(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) Fine.
But this is for her.
Not you.
Emmy.
Emmy, honey, it's your dad!
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Good morning, sir... |
Who's here?
I'm guessing the pimp and his guys.
One of them was banged up pretty bad.
I told the cop where I was staying.
EMERSON:
Daddy?
Daddy?
Grandma, he's not there!
(WHISPERING) Emerson?
Hey.
Hey, sweetie,
I'm here.
I promise I'm here.
Hi, Daddy.
Hey, sweetie.
Hey, look, I'm so sorry I didn't come to see you yet... |
EMERSON:
Daddy, what's happening?
Are you still there?
Lo siento.
We're looking for our friend.
The one you haven't seen.
Like I said, he's not here.
Probably headed back out of town.
But I don't remember anybody saying anything about him being from out of town.
Look, you need to leave, or I'll call the police.
There'... |
I didn't set out to do anything good.
I know you didn't.
But you can't help it.
That's what makes it good.
Sometimes with a little push an ordinary man can do extraordinary things.
I'm sorry.
Look, I gotta get back into town.
I gotta find those girls.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Yep.
They'll be looking for you on that bike thoug... |
Where?
Just a regular neighborhood.
All right, let's go.
You think they're already out for the night?
I don't know.
I guess we're gonna have to go in and find out.
JAMES:
Are you serious?
DALE:
Do you have a better idea?
No.
You ever shoot a gun before?
It's been a while, but...
It's kind of like riding a bike, right... |
Remind me of the beauty of it all.
That cross.
I call it a God Shot.
Never heard of that.
It's when it feels like everything is over.
When the last bit of hope and light starts slipping away faster than you can chase it.
Then, boom!
Something appears.
Gives you strength to carry on.
A God Shot.
Or it's just a necklace.... |
(STAMMERS) I'll meet you back at the house.
It's a long walk.
Yeah.
I could use it.
All right, I gotta swing by the hotel.
I'll see you at the house later.
MAN: (SINGING) I see you dressed in white
Every wrong made right
I see a rose in bloom
At the sight of you
You're irreplaceable
Unmistakable, incomparable
It's all-... |
Dale, hey, call me.
I think I found something.
Hello.
Massage?
Is she here?
Is she available?
You want her?
One hour?
Where is she?
She very expensive.
You must pay first.
What room?
Antonia!
You tell what kind of massage, and...
Antonia!
ANTONIA:
James!
You cannot go back there!
You don't go!
You cause trouble!
Anto... |
I don't feel good.
All right.
Come on.
We have to go back for Maria.
I won't stop till we get her back.
You are bleeding, James.
It's fine.
But you are still handsome.
Do you know you are very handsome?
I'll remind you that you said that later.
She, uh, had a little bit too much to drink.
(SOFTLY) Dale?
(LINE RINGING)... |
They're a family.
You can't separate family.
Where do you want to meet?
But don't try to be a hero, or I kill them both and I make you watch, okay?
Where?
There's a little park on Central and Main.
8:30.
Be there.
It's the charade, this thing that you two are doing.
You know this?
You are a murderer.
I've not murdered... |
My daughter ran away
for a man like you.
She swallowed your drugs.
She believed your lies.
And you turned her into property.
Where is your little girl now?
She never made her 18th birthday.
Man, this thing is old.
It's very old, old...
Old Testament old.
I'm sure it was, uh, nothing personal.
Just his business.
Do you ... |
I know.
(LINE RINGING)
MALE DISPATCHER:
911 emergency.
Hello.
Can you tell me your location?
Hello?
Whatever happens, trust me.
I do.
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
Stay close.
A playground?
Really?
GARO:
Sí.
It's a beautiful day for this one, no?
Ah.
I'm embarrassed for us, Garo.
I mean, look at us.
Look at us!
GARO:
Yeah.
(LOU... |
Maybe, you know, maybe we go crazy.
Maybe we shoot everybody.
Eh?
It's this you want, huh?
No, no, no.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Yeah, here we go, man.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're replaceable.
I'm replaceable.
Girls?
They're replaceable.
Sí.
Okay.
Yeah.
You kill mine.
I'll kill yours.
Round and round we go 'cause it...... |
Put your gun down, man.
JAMES:
Sure.
Sí, sí.
Antonia, aquí!
(GRUNTING)
(GUNSHOT)
No!
(GRUNTING)
(SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE)
GARO:
Come on, man, do it.
Do it, man!
Did Antonia tell you about our special night together, man?
Did she tell you about how we made love, man?
Huh?
Huh?
Yeah?
Yeah, do it!
Do it, do it, do i... |
It's okay.
Come on.
Do it, man.
Huh?
(GUN CLATTERS)
Okay, man.
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
Dale.
Dale.
Dale.
(SOBBING)
(INAUDIBLE)
MAN:
How much?
How long?
Hour.
Hundred bucks will get you everything.
I was thinking more like 20.
(SCOFFS)
Twenty bucks ain't gonna get you a handshake.
(SCOFFS) You gotta be kidding.
I'm do... |
What's your real name?
Kelli.
Hi, Kelli.
I'm James.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
I'm sorry.
I didn't...
I didn't mean to surprise you.
You're okay.
Kelli, this is Antonia.
Antonia, this is Kelli.
It is nice to meet you.
Can we tell you a story?
Whatever.
It's your money.
A year ago, just about,
I met a woman a lot like you.
She'd ... |
This doesn't have to define you.
(SNIFFLING)
JAMES:
It's in these moments I think of my old friend and what he did.
And I know he sees us.
I know he's looking down from up there.
His death gave life.
It gave us each other.
It gave us a new world, a new understanding of love.
Led a father back to his daughter.
Led a wo... |
We accepted.
Before you think of saying anything, know this--
I have people outside your house, right now, and if they don't hear from me in exactly ten minutes, she's dead.
What do you want?
(man coughs, groans)
(groans)
(men groaning)
(coughing)
♪ ♪
(men groaning)
♪ ♪
(cries out)
(weakly):
Help me.
(Hawaii Five-O the... |
If I don't get to Waikiki Food Fest within the hour,
Simmy's Shrimp Shack's gonna jump my spot.
An emergency is-is a life-or-death situation.
You understand that?
This is... this is a flat tire.
It's called an economic crisis.
An economic crisis?
If I don't sell shrimp, Nahele don't get paid.
Nahele don't get paid, he ... |
And then there's this guy.
Meet James Hamasaki.
This guy was doing time for weapons and drug trafficking.
Talk about unlucky.
By some miracle, this guy survives the blast, only to be the unlucky recipient of a double tap.
Now, witnesses say that our shooter was stalking through the wreckage just moments after the blast... |
Now meet Efrin Aquino.
He's currently serving three life terms for a triple homicide that happened back in 2002.
I'm sure most of you know this guy, Henry Garavito.
For those of you who haven't had the pleasure,
Mr. Garavito has spent the last 15 years of his life in solitary confinement after slaughtering two families... |
GROVER:
Kono, you rolling with me?
STEVE:
What's up, Chin?
Hey, Steve.
Max's prelim on Hamasaki uncovered something very interesting.
This wasn't the first attempt on his life.
Apparently, he suffered a very serious stab wound to the abdomen two months ago.
That explains why he was in protective custody, right?
Mm-hmm.... |
I'm gonna give you something to tie that bandage with.
Thank you.
BURNS:
We can't keep running around this jungle.
Here.
BURNS:
There's no way we're gonna get away from the cops, not like this.
We need a plan.
Yeah, he's right.
They'll be up here with dogs soon.
If we don't get these shackles off, we'll never stay ah... |
There were four witnesses.
Conveniently, they all came down with a case of amnesia.
CHIN:
Ah.
I'm guessing Hamasaki wouldn't I.D. his attacker.
No, snitches get stitches.
But here's where it gets weird.
In the weeks before the assault,
Hamasaki was visited over a dozen times by this guy.
He signed in as Reid Garner, ... |
Was that a look?
Yeah.
Oh, I was just wondering why the man with... the man with a thousand opinions has suddenly turned into a Buddhist monk.
You haven't said two words since we left the command post.
Well, maybe that's because I don't have anything to say.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
Maybe you know I'm not gonna like w... |
Well, let me give you a little advice.
Follow your first instinct.
Your husband's a good guy.
I know that and you know that, too, more importantly.
He was protecting you by leaving you out of the loop, and now he's doing what he's got to do to stay alive and protecting himself.
It's just that simple.
JERRY:
So...
I did... |
Which leads me to my theory.
With all the chaos, the smoke, the fire, blood everywhere, same striped jumpsuits, same physical appearance...
Hamasaki wasn't the target.
It was Adam.
♪ ♪
Chin, are you sure they were trying to kill Adam?
CHIN:
It's the only theory that makes any sense right now.
We're bringing Tuasopo in... |
Hey.
Guys, I got something over here.
This is the prayer beads off of Adam's necklace.
It must've broken.
Guys?
Got fresh tracks over here.
They split up.
CHIN:
You got a house on the North Shore.
You got two kids in private school.
Either you really know how to stretch that state correctional buck, or you're on someb... |
Hold still.
Forget it.
That's not gonna cut through cold steel.
You got a better idea?
Yeah.
Heat up the chain, make it softer.
(chuckles) This is priceless.
The pyro wants to start a fire.
Does anyone else think that's, like, a really bad idea?
Look, the man's right.
The cops will see the smoke.
Not if we build the fi... |
The money was wired from offshore accounts controlled by the man he murdered, late Yakuza boss Goro Shioma.
So whoever filled Shioma's shoes is the one who ordered the hit on Adam.
Let's get on with this.
My hand is on fire!
Not yet.
I'd rather keep the chain than lose the hand!
Okay, over there.
Go!
Yeah!
(shouting i... |
(helicopter blades whirring)
I can walk 18 holes on a golf course, not blink an eye.
I'm lying.
I take a cart every time.
What I'm trying to say is this hiking is kicking my ass.
(exhales)
Well, I guess it is better than walking a beat in Chicago on Rush Street in the middle of winter.
I do not miss that, I tell you wh... |
No one's asking your opinion.
The man's right.
We should stay together until we get to the highway.
The man eats people.
I think that disqualifies him as someone we should listen to.
This guy turned himself in the last time he escaped.
He doesn't care if he gets caught.
The cops grab him, he's liable to tell them which... |
Let's go.
Before I change my mind.
Wait, hold on.
How far is that stream?
It's not far-- half a mile.
Why?
We're heading to higher ground.
We need to fill these bottles.
We're not gonna get very far without water.
Okay.
But only Burns goes.
No offense, but, uh,
I don't know you.
So I trust you even less than these guy... |
Why can't you say that?
Because you're wrong.
Adam's not running.
He's leaving a trail for us to find him.
♪ ♪
(branches rustling nearby)
Are you crazy?
I thought you were the cops.
Sorry.
They sent me to find you.
Stockman's anxious to get moving.
He needs to relax.
I'm not done here.
All right, let me help.
All righ... |
Yeah, you got that wrong, friend.
Yakuza slit my brother's throat three years ago over a gambling debt.
Let's get one thing straight.
I ain't your friend.
(grunting)
No.
I'm sorry about your brother.
Where the hell have you been?
!
Looking for Burns.
He wasn't at the stream.
We've wasted enough time.
We got to go.
Yeah... |
I'm thinking she found out about Gabriel's meeting with Adam, and figured that the two of them were in business.
So that makes him an enemy of the family.
Michelle Shioma.
Lieutenant Kelly, Five-O.
I need you to step out of the vehicle, please.
Lieutenant, as you can see,
I'm driving my children home from school.
If yo... |
Well...
(chuckles) he tagged the wrong guy.
That's a very amusing story, Lieutenant.
The only part of it that made any sense to me is the part about the kind woman depositing money into a dear friend's account to help pay for a decent education for his children.
If that's a crime, then...
I'm guilty.
Is that really th... |
Adam's been leaving us a trail.
Hey.
What I tell you?
STEVE:
Now, let's go find them.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
Stop.
I get that this Garavito is a psychopath, nut job, maniac or whatever, but I don't get it.
He kills the guy that he's chained to.
And instead of disappearing, he doubles back and rejoins the group-- wh... |
We got to move.
Come on, hurry up!
You're holding us up!
STOCKMAN:
Hey!
Are you crazy?
!
What are you doing?
(grunts)
What'd you do that for?
He murdered Burns and probably Aquino, too.
What are you talking about?
There was fresh blood on his pants, and he stopped bleeding hours ago.
And where do you think he got this... |
We know who you are.
On your knees, hands over your head.
I'm unarmed.
I surrender.
Shut up!
(man speaks Japanese over radio)
(speaks Japanese)
You guys aren't real cops, are you?
Whoever's paying you to do this, I'll double it.
With what, Mr. Noshimuri?
Everyone knows you have nothing left.
You think I gave everything... |
Doesn't matter.
People who I work for will never...
Shh.
STEVE:
Hey, Garavito!
Drop the knife!
Put down the knife!
(yelling)
(radio static crackles)
Yeah, I need an immediate medical evacuation.
Sending location now.
Thank you.
Shut up.
How many more are with you?
(helicopter blades whirring)
(both panting)
Burns said ... |
Copy that.
Medevac on the way.
(indistinct police radio chatter)
(car doors closing)
(sighs)
Looks like my ride's here.
No more secrets.
No more secrets.
Hey.
We're gonna make it.
I know.
(whispering):
No matter what happens, we'll always find our way back to each other.
(engine starts)
(van driving away)
Hey.
What's u... |
He wasn't really a good person.
Yeah, he was still your father.
I got no more family left.
(sobbing softly)
Yeah, you do, pal.
== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man
Hey, thank you.
Here's an Andrew Jackson.
Make a clean set of sheets happen,
I'll introduce you to his twin brother.
You don't have to do the bante... |
It's good, as long as I'm not facing backwards when the train is -
- Oh, God, no.
Lead me.
All right, I got it.
There you go.
Fixed point.
Mm-hmm.
# Modern Family 7x21 # Crazy Train Original Air Date on May 11, 2016
Oh, my God, it can't be.
What?
No, it's not a bald spot.
I slept on it funny last night.
No.
The guy... |
I put Silverton in the harrowing world of real estate with "Open House, Closed Casket".
Goose bumps.
Hey!
Hey!
We hate to bother you, but you are our favorite author.
Gentlemen, the words are all out there.
I just arrange them in a financially rewarding way.
Droll is what that is.
Droll.
Classic Hastings.
That by any... |
Magician.
Ugh.
Nope.
What?
We're on a train, and I'm embracing a romantic style of travel.
I get it, and I love it.
Wonderful Victorian tea hat.
Thank you.
Top-notch travel derby.
Ma'am.
See you at high tea.
He acts like someone with low "T".
Ah.
Ugh, I forgot my magazines when I was buying gum.
Oh, it's hard to do... |
I just came looking for the bathroom.
My ticket is in my seat.
Do you have any idea how many times a day I hear that?
Just go back where you came from.
Go back where I came from?
Okay.
I see how it is.
So, Harriet just sent those people right into a bear cave?
She never knows what she's doing.
What an idiot.
Excuse me.... |
"And two scoops of crazy because the lady's imbalanced."
Hello!
Claire, this is toast, not a roast.
Are you uncomfortable because, for the first time in your life, you have to be the straight man?
Hello!
Saying "hello" doesn't make mean things funny.
I like it.
Well, you don't get to decide.
How come you get to decid... |
This, uh, Dede that you're speaking of -- um, is that Dede Pritchett, by chance?
Do you know her?
She's marrying my father.
You're kidding.
No.
We're traveling to the wedding right now... if there is one.
I've got to call Dad.
I told you that woman was off.
Just ridiculous.
I'm gonna need $18 back.
Uh, excuse me.
Uh, ... |
- Big Brother.
I just read an article about it in Rail World, the magazine in your seat pocket -- also a great interview with amateur conductor
Valerie Bertinelli.
Well, if that's true, then the murder isn't possible.
And if the ambassador is still alive, then there's no reason for Silverton to be in Nigeria.
And if th... |
But, you know, trains.
Well, I think you look cute, and I bet he would, too.
Hey, you pervs.
Let me guess -- shoulders tired from striking out so hard?
It's still early.
Ooh, I see a dime piece over there.
That means she's a 10.
Yeah.
I speak d-bag.
Luke, she's a little old.
Hey, Jennifer Lopez is like 90.
Doesn't mea... |
Oh, wait, here's one of 30.
She blew off Alex's graduation, but she didn't tell us.
She made you do it so we would all dump on you instead of her.
And now she bans me from giving a toast, and we're fighting about it.
Come on.
She's using you like a human shield.
Does that seem like a healthy relationship?
Why don't yo... |
!
You're welcome.
I finally got him to see Mom for who she really is -- a nasty, old nutjob.
But she's someone else's problem now, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Wait a minute.
You know what?
I don't know these people, either.
Let's go.
Excuse me.
Pardon us.
Hi.
I'm Haley.
Pleasure.
I'm a massive fraud.
Sounds like you need a drink... |
Ooh, celebrating solving your problem?
After 10 years of paralyzing writer's block,
I at last felt that I was drinking directly from the teat of the muse.
But she was no muse.
She was a succubus.
Such a gift for language.
At the next stop, I'm going to burn this book.
That is bad-ass.
No!
What?
Yes.
It will be the ... |
Well, I'd have to say the spot where, uh... the Rio Grande pours into Lake Superior.
Huh.
I don't think I've seen that.
Can you excuse me for just a pinch?
Sure.
What are you doing?
Getting swollen 'cause that's how you close.
Oh, by the way, if you see a tie on our door, Luke's starting to score.
It's a little hard t... |
But they don't know what living is.
I'll take a long line for the bathroom if that bathroom is in heaven.
I'm so glad you came back here.
Me, too.
This feels weird.
Do you have a compartment?
I do, but how will you get up there?
I'll find a way.
I promise.
Oh, by the way, I'm in compartment 18B, as in, "Boy, are you c... |
Pretty soon, you're gonna be getting on a train to my next wedding.
You're driving me insane.
Oh, I see what's going on.
Don't listen to her.
Dede's not crazy.
You are.
Sure.
That works.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm Carl.
Uh, my father's marrying Dede.
Yes, he is, and let's celebrate.
Drinks on me.
What the heck.
And, again... |
The costume hid it quite nicely.
Sunday dinner!
What?
!
The Turkish ambassador's bodyguard was instructed to neutralize anyone who looks suspicious.
Ustten!
What?
It's Turkish for "from the top".
I have a lot of downtime while you're resetting.
Oh.
Woof!
Did you forget Count Maxim du Vernay brought his service shar-pei... |
I don't want her to wake up in a burning house just so you don't have to pay alimony.
I love Mom, too... usually.
But if this wedding doesn't happen, you know where she's gonna end up in 10 years -- su casa or...my...casa.
Besides, the first wife obviously drove the guy nuts.
How do we know your mother's gonna --
Oh, g... |
Trains.
Mr. Hastings, we did it.
We made it to the caboose and back without being seen.
Your book works.
I can't believe it.
Are you sure?
Yes!
Yes.
It's a combination of slithering, clever disguise, and not to write the book for you, but it would help if the Count had a wooden hand.
Well, I was sort of in that area ... |
Wait!
Wait!
Is that the back of the train?
Yep.
This is the famous horseshoe turn.
Only two of them in the continental United States, one of which is here in California, which is in North America.
Sadly, I know all of this now.
That's it.
The engineer -
- He never has to leave the controls.
He waits for the horseshoe... |
She had it coming.
The woman's "cah-razy".
So, you're okay he's a firebug?
He's passionate, Jay.
He knows how to express his feelings, unlike you.
Maybe if you had burned our house down, we'd still be together.
My mistake.
You're right, Dede.
Great, Mom.
See you at the wedding.
Bye.
Claire, you're not mad at me abou... |
Cameron!
-Good morning, sunshine.
-How are you feeling?
-Doctor said I'm good to go.
-What is going on with you?
Climbing buildings...
Slugging people?
I can't help it.
I died and then I came back.
I get a second chance to live my life.
You see how she reacted after cameron revived?
I've never seen her like that.
-Thi... |
The apartment is completely tricked out
With smart appliances.
I can turn on any device...
With touch of an app.
Lights, washer, dryer, stove-top.
I'm sorry, how much money do you make?
Not much.
When you live with your parents for years,
The benjies start piling up.
(scoffs)
Can I make you some tea?
-Oh!
Well, actua... |
(laughs)
We came to see this hovel you left us for.
-He doesn't mean that.
-Yes, I do.
So you don't like it?
He likes it.
We both do.
Does it matter what I like?
You have done it already.
Baba, why are you being so--
Ah!
You never answered my question.
I heard "big step."
Are you two--
What?
Us?
Here?
Together?
No!
... |
¶takeme inside¶
¶takeme inside¶
So, the house you're living in,
The house that you thought was ed's,
Was actually your parents' house all along.
So, I guess when my father left me,
Instead of having me go to ed, he had ed move in.
You didn't know that till that memory of you
And your dad in the kitchen came back?
(chuc... |
Pass.
Seriously, hop on!
You might actually like it.
(sputtering)
(chuckles)
Feels good, right?
Okay.
Now picture this.
You and me, cruising down the highway, all right?
Wind, in our hair.
No, but we'd be wearing helmets.
So, no.
But seriously, you gotta hold on or you're fall, okay?
(mimicking acceleration)
You guys... |
(chuckling)
Oh, man!
My first motorcycle.
Aren't you a little young for a mid-life crisis?
Hmm.
(cell phone ringing)
Oh!
Um...
We actually gotta go to work.
Is there anyway that we can put this aside for later?
Um... (mimicking) I'll be back.
'cause arnold said that in terminator 2...
He rides a motorcycle.
Sorry.
Po... |
He got hit by a car this morning in downtown la.
At one point he was number 3 on the fbi's most wanted hacker list.
Until the fbi caught him posting internal memos
From one of the "big five" oil companies.
I could only find two photos.
Well, he was a hacker.
He wouldn't have wanted a big internet footprint.
Instead of ... |
Life-sci?
-Go.
-Everything just sounds so much better british.
-Sub-bio?
-Go.
-The big man himself engineering?
-Go.
What's with you?
I'm just happy because this baller is getting his first motorcycle today.
Communications?
Communications is highly impressed by this news.
Go.
-Medical?
-We are go.
And as medical offic... |
You knew this from the start.
If you can't deal with it, then by all means, cut me loose at any time.
It's not that simple, derek and you know that.
Then what do you want me to do?
Do as I tell you or you are going to end up dead.
She just threatened to kill him if he didn't do something.
-You see a name?
-No.
Take me ... |
Or blackmailing them.
Wait.
Something's wrong.
I'm seeing double.
Heart rate is elevating.
He's checking his insulin pump.
Ayo:
A sudden overdose of insulin could be fatal.
He's trying to tear it out.
Everything is getting dark.
Oh, god!
Car!
Make the bounce!
Okay, the car finished him off,
But it was really derek's ... |
It's difficult, but mostly makes sense.
But why would they kill him
If they know that their client list was still out there in the wild?
I said "mostly".
Then find mcguire and make him make total sense.
Wait, hey, I want to meet this blair guy.
Yeah, if he was turner's boss, he must be a total badass.
Yes, a badass who... |
Right.
So, tell me about your bag.
Come again?
This?
Is this just for exercise?
Or can you actually learn how to...
Hit things by working on it?
And by "you", of course I mean me.
Why are you making that face?
Why do you wanna learn how to hit stuff?
'cause I wanna know how to protect myself.
Come on, you got shot
A... |
Careful!
Easy, you're gonna pop a stitch.
Yeah...
Yeah, you may be right.
You know, with a little training, you'd kick ass.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
I could teach you some stuff.
Work on your technique.
Then you can be a lean, mean snarky machine.
Keep talking, string bean.
-Hey.
-Hi.
Camille told me that you don't have... |
Kirsten:
Wait, we should check his bank records.
There's no way he paid that five million from the company account.
He must have used a personal account.
We could hack his bank, why not?
And if we had the account numbers we could get in pretty quickly.
Or you could find a judge to issue a warrant.
(exclaiming dismissi... |
-(giggling) keep talking, killer.
-(device bleeping)
On second thought, I gotta bounce.
What about your car?
I don't own one.
Wait, can I get your number?
That's okay, baby.
I've got yours.
So, according to the trip sheets,
The taxi dropped my father off
At the bradley international terminal the night he left me with e... |
Well, I built this place,
So I think I know where all the entrances are.
Well, next time, you should let me know you're here.
It'll help me not shoot you.
Noted.
Noted.
Miss baptiste, you are a legend
At the agency.
And you, mr.
Blair, are an unknown.
(chuckles)
Your reputation for plain talks is not for nothing.
Con... |
Then again, maybe I am the sneaky one
For calling stinger-- danny to...
Make you think he and I had a particularly close relationship.
What do I have to do to get a straight answer from this agency?
Start by doing your job.
-Are we done here?
-I think so.
Don't you?
Enjoy your promotion.
Oh, wow!
Whoever is behind this... |
Okay, she's the one I saw threatening derek in the stitch.
You know what we need?
An interrogation room.
-Why?
-Because lucy's got some 'splaining to do.
Mmm-mmm.
I'm not answering any more questions until somebody tells me where I am.
We told you, you're in a secure nsa facility.
Okay, why do I have to be brought her... |
I can't even figure out how to disable candy crush requests from my grandma.
I mean, I print cat photos on t-shirts in a mall kiosk.
That was derek's world, it wasn't mine.
What mall?
Well, I, my friends, am impressed.
Someone spoofed lucy's I.P. Address to infiltrate derek's pump.
So our super-hackers used derek, a co... |
Okay, maybe camille got the address wrong.
Or maybe camille got the exact address
These guys wanted us to have.
One that leads us nowhere.
Yeah, but why this nowhere?
I don't know.
These guys are out-thinking us,
I don't like to be out-thunk.
Whoever they are, they're really good.
Please tell me you're not fan-girling... |
Keepgoing.
Hotter...
Bingo!
You pinged our phones to pull our information.
Considering you were all-american in high school,
And have a 4.59 gpa in your computer science doctoral program,
I would have thought you'd figure that out sooner.
Maybethatleave ofabsenceyoutook ismakingyourusty.
Seeing how you know our names,
... |
Oh, game on!
Okay.
Oh, and kirsten...
Be careful what you wish for.
Mynameis ellie.
(line clicks)
(music playing)
Please?
Please, just let me do this.
My computer, my rules.
You don't like it,
There's the door.
Yeah, leave my fishy alone.
He's having fun.
Don't forget to torque your waist.
I'm torquing!
He actually l... |
Well, this was fun.
Oh, where are you going?
We've got seven hours until the refractory period's up.
We'll stitch back in tomorrow and see if we missed anything.
Until then, my new bike is calling.
-You're buying a bicycle?
-Motorcycle!
(laughing)
-You know how to ride?
-Uh-huh.
How hard could it be?
As we bid farewel... |
But why target stealaglance for extortion?
It's a website entirely devoted to cheating with very deep pockets.
-It is the perfect symbolic target.
-True.
-Hey!
-You know I have a lot of research to do,
And if I have to watch you typing away with two fingers again,
I'm literally going to scream.
Torque, woman!
Nice!
Oh,... |
Even your super-special black one?
Especially the little black one.
Ellie hacked my accounts.
(sighs) I pissed her off and she took it out on you.
Look, we will get your credit straightened out tomorrow.
In the meantime,
I researched every hacking competition around the world,
And I pulled up a list of names.
Derek or... |
-Yes?
We have a warrant for your arrest.
On what charge?
Violationofcalifornia penalcode647(b)pc.
Prostitution.
Cameron, I think I have to call you back.
Yeah.
(knocking on door)
-Where are they?
-Oh, the cops?
They left.
You got ellied.
Yes, I did.
I got ellied.
So why aren't you in a holding tank downtown,
With a d... |
Good things, I hope.
Ah, no.
Not really.
Comeon.
Thisislike that startrekepisodewherekirk andtheromulancommander
Battle each other but in the end develop a deep, mutual respect.
Ah, I have no idea what you're talking about.
-I do.
-Fyi,cameronwasn't beingparanoid.
I was listening in on your call.
And to be honest, f... |
Intheory,whenhe flipsthewallswitch thepowerspike
Should cause his fancy led lights to blow out and trigger a gas explosion.
But,yeah.
That's justa theory.
Call linus!
Pick up the phone, come on!
Pick up, pick up, pick up!
Automated voice:
We'resorry.
Yourcallcannot--
She blocked his line.
Let's go!
Let's go!
(hissing)... |
Okay.
There you are.
What took you so long?
Anyone else ever get an idea while in the shower?
Sometimes I get an idea.
Yeah, me, too.
But not every time I shower.
Oh, god, no!
That's too many ideas.
Oh, my god.
Continue.
(sighs) ellie is not just a hacker, she's like a hacking ninja.
-Told you!
-She deleted every onli... |
Ellie's tracking your movements using them.
I'm not going to risk a repeat of what happened to linus.
Analog?
Nice!
-No.
-This isn't up for discussion.
Ellie wants to talk to me and right now our only link to her is my phone.
And if she uses her connection to you to kill one of us?
Would you be able to live with that?... |
The wife is ellie.
She and derek were married and he used stealaglance to cheat on her.
I should've hacked into your computer a long time ago.
Cameron:
Canyouseetheir addressanywhere?
Whereareyounow ?
At their house.
Different day.
Ellie burned everything that reminded her of derek and left it for him to find.
1477 16t... |
(cell phone vibrating)
-I have to take this.
-But...
Hello, ellie.
Where did you go with mrs.
Beliansky?
You seem to be someplace off the usual cell network.
We took her into my secret underground lair.
Ooh.
I'd love to see that sometime.
I'll give you the address and you can come over.
Walking into a trap is your th... |
Tomakeyoufeellike you'restillworth talkingto.
(line disconnects)
Okay, so the day ellie broke up with derek, she rolled her car off
The side of the pacific coast highway.
So three years ago there was a single accident like that.
A woman named linda edwards rolled her suv off the side of pch.
Linda edwards.
L.E.
-"elli... |
I totally missed that.
Okay, I'm cross referencing deaths at uc santa monica medical center
With recent bank activity.
-How quickly can a quantum computer-- -got it!
That quickly.
Three people died at the medical center
The same night linda edwards supposedly did.
-And bank activity?
-Well...
Of the three people who di... |
Fisher!
Shut down all of the elevators in the building.
On it!
Everybody, please stand back!
Fisher, we're in position.
Release the kraken.
Hello, linda.
Hello, kirsten.
I heard you won't talk to anyone but me.
Why didn't you tell me you were with the nsa?
I thought you knew everything about me.
Apparently not.
How di... |
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