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There were times when I was napping or in the bath or the shower and he was free to roam the premises.
I trusted him completely.
And you've alleged that on one of these occasions,
Detective Sergeant Arnott planted a sum of money in your late mother's overnight case.
Did you witness Detective Sergeant Arnott bringing t... |
Did you lie about having prior knowledge of Hunter?
No.
You lied about having prior knowledge of Hunter, didn't you?
No.
You told the investigators lie after lie to confound them, and to pervert the course of justice, didn't you?
It wasn't like that.
It was like that.
You wove a web of deceit to confound the investig... |
Very good.
Carry on.
I never saw the exact moment the struggle started.
The struggle for the gun that killed Daniel Waldron.
Neither did Rod.
We had to rely on what Hari...
On what 54 told us.
He said that Danny had entered the room with his firearm drawn and that he'd turned the gun on 54.
So, you're saying Danny trie... |
Yes, sir.
We were all really scared of Danny.
There was a part of him that was capable of doing anything.
So, you killed him?
No!
It seemed like an accident.
54 convinced me and Rod that if we said that we'd killed Danny in self-defence, that the least we'd be looking at would be manslaughter.
He told us to claim that... |
But I thought if I cooperated, that you'd go easier on me?
A suspension?
A yellow notice?
A fellow officer has been killed.
There is no more serious offence that we investigate.
Now, you may think I am harsh, Constable but, I know that this is justice.
All rise.
Foreman of the jury, please stand.
Have you reached a ver... |
Unfortunately, no organic material recovered from under the fingernails.
None of this is very strong.
No, but I went back over the forensics, and there were foreign fibres in Kennedy's clothing.
Again, not strong.
Similar fibres were found in Kennedy's nose and mouth at the second PM.
Right.
Best guess, someone smoth... |
He's at or near home.
Right, could I have concealed firearms.
Organise armed backup.
Telecoms triangulation places Hari Bains at his home address.
We understand that his wife and one child reside at this same address.
What?
PC Francis is in Bains's squad.
She shouldn't be here.
Correct.
Thank you.
Francis?
Sir.
DI C... |
No, he was fine when I left him.
'Do you hear how guilty you sound already?
'
I don't know what to do.
'Well, I do this for a living.'
If you want a way out, you'll listen to me.
Where's your DI?
On his way.
Then I'm the ranking officer.
We need Bains alive for information on the murder of Danny Waldron.
Armed police!... |
Don't move until I bring backup.
'I'm not daft.
I'm going to stay well out of it.'
Thanks, they're on their way.
Come here, come here.
Secure that phone.
I've got obs on Bains.
Follow me!
Kate, I got obs on Bains.
I'm en route to the industrial unit where Rod Kennedy was found.
Cheers, Steve, I'm on my way.
Seriously... |
You...?
Well, that's not very clever, is it?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
I had nothing to do with that.
I believe you, mate.
I do.
And frankly, between the two of us, the forensics aren't that strong.
But will Hastings?
Hm?
Will the CPS?
See, this is that chance I was talking about.
Now, starting with Danny W... |
Look, you don't understand.
What don't I understand?
!
Man, I'm just small fry.
Steady.
It's just my phone.
Look, it's unregistered.
They can't trace it.
I'll call them for you now, yeah?
Yeah.
'The number you have called is not recognised.
Please check the number.
'The number you have called is not recognised.
Plea... |
You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you fail to mention, when questioned, something you later rely on in court.
Anything you do say, may be used in evidence.
Key.
What the hell are you doing here, Francis?
DC Fleming, Ma'am.
AC-12.
What happened?
Just take a look.
When I got here, Bains j... |
Jury's coming back.
You're free to come in, if you want.
I'll wait here.
Will the defendant please stand?
Will the foreman of the jury please stand?
A search of Hari Bains' home uncovered a cache of mobile phones.
All of the unregistered, pay-as-you-go variety.
Finding these phones allowed us to examine their call hist... |
Guilty.
Members of the jury, thank you for your time and efforts in this complex case.
You are now dismissed.
I'm putting you in for a commendation.
Sir, I don't deserve that.
Will you listen to this fella?
Single-handedly brings in an AFO, who killed two coppers in cold blood, and for all he knew, he could have been a... |
'Who set you up?
'
I'd like to thank the jury for their decision.
'Who set you up?
'
'Earlier today, the former detective inspector 'was acquitted of the charges of conspiracy to murder.'
'Lindsay!
Lindsay!
'
'I'd just like to get on with my life.'
Previously on Shadowhunters...
Jonathan Christopher.
"JC." Jace.
I do... |
How could I not know?
I spent a lifetime not knowing who I was.
But, Jace, the one thing I know for sure is you are not a bad person.
You're not Valentine.
I should have killed him.
And yet I can't shake the feeling that he was right.
Jace, Valentine is my father, too.
We are the same...
No, we're not, Clary.
No, we ar... |
Have you spoken with Lydia?
No one's seen her since the wedding.
- Mom, come on.
- Maryse.
Mom, I understand you're upset, but this is...
Calling off the wedding would've been one thing... but kissing that warlock in front of the entire Institute?
You've embarrassed all of us.
- Why?
Because he's a guy?
- No.
The fact... |
After what I did...
I don't think they'll ever forgive me.
Don't underestimate a parent's love.
You don't regret it, do you?
Everything happened so fast.
I didn't have time to think.
I just wanna make sure Lydia's okay.
Now I owe her so much.
We owe her.
What she did was nothing short of heroic.
Hey, look, maybe we can... |
We treated him like family.
How could he do this to us?
That's how.
What is that ring?
Looks like he's talking to someone.
And I can bet who it is.
Valentine.
Well, that explains how he deactivated the Punishment rune, but it doesn't explain where he got the ring.
You think someone smuggled it past the wards?
Maybe.
Ho... |
- You didn't know?
I was joking, man.
Yeah!
Belk just took the field!
Ladies and gentlemen, number 33,
Billy Belk!
All:
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Look at the football dance.
Look at that touchdown dance.
Let's hear it for him!
Hey, uh, remember...
How I was joking?
Uh, I was joking about joking.
So bet is definitely stil... |
All right, we're handing it off to you, Billy.
Do your thing.
Got it?
Uh...
Blowjes.
Same old Billy.
Ready?
Right!
Agh!
Grr.
Whoo!
First and ten, RC South.
Let's go, Billy!
Set!
Red 30!
All right.
Come on, come on, come on.
Hut!
Whoa!
Ho ho ho ho!
Billy Belk tackled for a loss.
- Good effort!
- Second and 23.
We're... |
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Set!
Hut!
Fumble it!
Billy, fumble!
Billy, fumble!
I'm more than a mascot, dad!
- Whoa!
- What the... oh, my God, did you just see that?
I'm trying to keep my car, man!
- Anders.
- What the hell?
What's up, Billy?
- What?
- What?
Who is that?
That's the real Billy.
Hey!
Heeey!
He... |
I got a big one!
- Hey!
- Whoo!
Whoo!
- Oh!
- Stop!
- What are you doing?
- Help me!
Meet at the 'Vo!
Meet at the 'Vo!
Meet at the 'Vo!
Aah!
'Vo!
Hey... whoa.
Stop!
- Yo.
- Help me down.
- Dude...
- That was awesome.
- We gotta go.
- You see?
I almost scored a touchdown.
I saw that.
Where's Blaze-onday?
I don't know!... |
RC South lost.
Yeah, but you dick heads tampered with the bet!
Okay, all right, fine.
Then I guess, uh...
It's a push, right?
Unless you, uh, want to let it ride.
Then I get to pick the over/under.
On what?
On, um...
Well, there's been a lot of talk about my buddy here's dick size.
- Huh?
- Yeah, you... what's the line... |
Could ya maybe turn the radio up?
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
- You're a punk bitch, 26!
Kill yourself, 26!
- Come on, number 26, you fat piece of dog crap!
- Ride the pine, 26!
Park that ass!
- 26 sucks!
- Hey, can you guys, uh, just quiet that down, please?
- Totally.
We'll be respectful.
- [whispering] Wipe the butt lube off... |
$5'
- ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪
- ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪
- We'll take that.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Keep it moving.
- If only he didn't get tackled.
- Sure.
- That's what I would have done.
- Oh, there he is!
My nephew Billy has the ball.
Billy has the ball!
Go, Billy!
Go, Billy, go, go. go!
- O... |
What I would do, if I ever actually played football, is I'd do the dance before the play even started.
Let 'em know what's up.
Just a little...
- Right.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Very fun dance.
- Timberlake.
- I like it.
Um, it's kind of stupid to do it before the play 'cause then the opponent knows that you're gonna get the ball... |
- Yeah, that's right, you fucking losers.
All those things are true.
- Okay.
- And just so you know, any and all betting at RC South goes through us.
So how about it?
You boys looking for some action?
- In the back section?
No.
Thank you.
I'll pass.
I'm not into sex with strange dudes.
- What are you talking about?
- I... |
I'd take that all day.
- All right.
- All right!
- Oh!
[grunting]
- Oh, see that?
- Oh!
- There he goes!
- There he goes!
- Keep goin'!
- Oh. my God!
[all cheering]
- I want that.
Thanks, man.
Nice playing.
- All right.
- Hey, boys.
- Get it, B. Belld
- Let's make it rain.
[dubstep music]
$5' [laughing and cheering]
- ... |
- Uh, no, this is just the available urinal, so I'm using it.
- Yeah, available to anyone with a little dick.
- No.
If anything, it's for a larger penis because it has more room to droop, and it doesn't have to rest on a urinal cake.
- No, man, I think I saw it when you whipped it out.
It was small and looked like a co... |
- Hey.
- That was a great game.
These are my work homes, so...
- What's up, homies?
- Hot chick, bro.
- Yeah?
- Reminds of the days
I almost hooked up with chicks like that, back when I almost played football.
I was, like, too busy mascotting, so I was, like- it took up all my time.
- Yeah, she's okay, I guess.
Gives a... |
- Yeah, I got a huge-huge one.
- Really.
- Hell, yeah.
- You've never said that before.
- Uncontested.
- Cool, dude.
- Sorry to interrupt.
Just wanted to give you gentlemen my card, in case you care to make any more wagers.
- Look, I love a good card, but... we're done, so see ya.
- [scoffs]
Take it.
You never know.
[b... |
#yummy."
- Yeah, they are good.
- Guys, that's crazy!
He's supposed to wrestle tomorrow.
He's not gonna be able to wrestle if he's got #diarrhea.
- Hash tag.
That's a pound sign.
It's, like, a Twitter thing.
- All right, Ders, why are you even bothering with stupid high school kids?
Internet stalking?
Come on.
That's b... |
- This is high school sports.
- He knows.
- I'm a former high school athlete, guys.
- Yeah, you were good.
You sort of peaked in high school.
- Oh, man, didn't we all, though, right?
- Yeah.
Yeah, we did.
- Here they go.
Yo!
- Didn't think I'd hear from you so soon.
- Bet you did.
- Well played.
- Check it out.
[crowd ... |
♪ I just came to lay the law, my girl ♪
♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪
♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪
♪ I don't want that kind of drama, nah ♪
- He doesn't have the balls to grab titties.
- Respect yourself.
[all cheer]
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
- Respect.
- Whatever.
- Great, we just lost all o... |
- Oh, yeah?
What if we bet for RC South to lose?
- What?
- Yeah.
- You're betting against Billy Belk?
- He's- he's, uh, overrated.
- Wow.
- I think we do it.
- Ders has a bet.
- [laughs]
- All right!
- Cool, cool.
- All right, yeah!
- Okay, cool.
- It's all fun.
- Enjoy.
- See you at the bet!
- Yeah.
See you guys at t... |
You'd be able to tell.
- What's up, erection?
- I don't have an erection, Jillian.
- Oh, Blake, I don't want Billy drinking too much before the game tomorrow, okay?
- Oh, yeah, me neither.
- Shut up!
God, no wonder you have cats instead of kids.
Go wait outside until I'm ready to leave.
- Cats are kids.
"Kiddens."
- Bi... |
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
They're coming, and, uh, to put it in laid-man's terms, he's gettin' laid, man.
Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
All right, it's time for you to meet our buddy,
Tubba [bleep].
- It's cool, 'cause it'll make your brain all relaxed, right?
But your heart...
it might explode.
We bought, like, 800 cans when we... |
♪ Now she gets up like a mother ♪
♪ And now I gotta baby-sit ♪
♪ I was trying to take her out, take her home and hit ♪
♪ She was cute, I was trying to just get some love ♪
♪ She wanna pick a fight with some chick in the club ♪
♪ I gotta break it up, break it up ♪
- ♪ Gotta break it up, break it up ♪
♪ Sugar water purpl... |
- What's with you dudes?
Where's the 'tang?
I need to shoot the silk milk before our big game.
Empty the nuts!
all:
Yeah.
- Empty nu-yeah.
- We know.
- I'm-I'm so used to doing it, I-
- You think my nuts are ever full?
- Like, so many-
- Oh, the-the girls-
Whoa, they're close, and then it says that they're juicin' f... |
- Should have thought about that-
- Kim's a dude?
- He's a sensei.
- You guys don't know one chick, do you?
- Yeah, uh...
- I trusted you losers.
I even told you about banging' tits, sucking' shits, and takin' clits.
- He does always say that.
- He's always-
Yeah, that's cool.
- And just so you know, your tiny, little... |
No.
- Well, you keep talking about it.
How 'bout I show it to ya?
- I'd love to see it.
- Oh, you do?
Okay, great.
All right, I'm gonna show it to you.
- You ever seen it?
- I haven't seen it.
- I've never seen it.
I'd love to see it.
- Man.
Nah.
Nope.
Not tonight.
Guess it wasn't your lucky day.
[beatboxing] [beatboxi... |
Ooh, he's not here.
Ooh, I'm crying about it.
- That's really insensitive.
- [chuckles] Why?
- Okay.
- Greetings, football fans.
Today Rancho Cucamonga South is dedicating the game to Billy Belk, who was in a car accident last night.
Luckily, he's in stable condition with a broken collarbone at St. Joe's.
Now let's. ..... |
- Yeah!
[cheers and applause] Yeah!
- Touchdown, RC South!
- All right!
All right!
- Lot of game left to be played.
- Oh...fug9-.
[upbeat music]
- J'Go ♪
♪ Go ♪
♪ Go, fight, win ♪
- And a reminder, all Wolves fans, the snack shack...
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, please win.
Let's please win.
- Hey.
Nort... |
- T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi.
Your dick's tiny, yeah, yeah.
It's tiny!
- I, like-oh, my God.
I need a snack.
- Whoo!
- You going to the snack shack?
- Yeah.
- Could you get me some "snachos"?
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, grab me a Mounds.
- Whoa'.!
- First down!
26-yard completion for RC South.
- God, this is not happeni... |
[cheers and applause]
- Holy shit.
Belk just took the field!
- Ladies and gentlemen, number 33,
Billy Belk!
All:
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
- Look at the football dance.
Look at that touchdown dance.
[cheers and applause]
- Let's hear it for him!
[cheers and applause]
- Hey, uh, remember... how I was joking?
Uh, I was jok... |
[cheers and applause]
- All right, Billy!
Let's make sure you don't fumble the ball!
[applause]
- [growling]
- All right, we're handing it off to you, Billy.
Do your thing.
Got it?
- Uh... blowjes.
[chuckles]
- Same old Billy.
Ready'?
Bream
- Agh!
Grr.
- Whoo!
- First and ten, RC South.
[applause]
- Watch it, Billy.
... |
[grunts]
- Ho ho ho ho!
- Billy Belk tackled for a loss.
- Good effort!
- Second and 23.
- We're lucky he didn't fumble!
- Get off the field, little boy!
- Oh, man.
- I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.
I'm a big, bright, shining star.
[whistle blows]
All:
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
Billy!
[dram... |
- What the-
- Oh, my God, did you just see that?
- I'm trying to keep my car, man!
- Anders.
- What the hell?
- What's up, Billy?
- What?
- What?
Who is that?
- That's the real Billy.
- Hey!
Hey!
Hey, yeah!
- What the-
- H-U-G-E!
Who's got a big dick?
Me!
Blake!
Remember me?
You said I had a small one.
I got a big... |
- Meet at the 'vol Meet at the 'vol
Meet at the 'vol Aah!
'Vo!
- Hey-whoa.
Stop!
[crowd cheering]
- [grunting]
- Yo.
- Help me down.
- Dude.
- That was awesome.
- We gotta go.
- You see?
I almost scored a touchdown.
- I saw that.
Where's Blaze-onday?
- I don't know!
- Oh, hey, dude!
- Whoa, there he is!
- What are you... |
- On what?
- On, um... well, there's been a lot of talk about my buddy here's dick size.
- Huh?
- Yeah, you-
- What's the line?
- 3 inches.
Hard.
- That's a little Smokie.
Which are delicious.
I'm kind of hungry right now, man.
Whew!
- Even if it's small, it can't be that small, right?
- No, of course not.
That's unre... |
[all grunting] [triumphant music]
$5'
Previously on Californication...
You know, the weird thing is, my husband's dead, and I'm numb.
How the fuck you doing, Moody?
My dick don't work no more.
A man can only shoot so many loads in a lifetime.
I mean, literally, you can run out.
We need one pound of your best Peruvian ... |
It's bollocks.
It doesn't have any heart, and you have a huge heart.
Oh, I just had me an assgasm.
Oh.
Hank. ♪ Hank
Good morning, sunshine.
Your work is delightful.
Great job on the rewrite, Hank.
It really puts a smile on the face.
I love a good musical.
Warms the fucking cockles.
What the fuck are you doing here?
The... |
For free.
Makes sense to me.
Tell me, will...
Krull be staying too?
Of course.
He's my road manager.
Anytime I leave my house,
I'm technically on the road.
Krull gets me from point "A" to point "B"
and knows where to find all my favorite creature comforts along the way.
Where's the shitter in this place?
Ooh.
Yeah, go... |
I'm gonna go put this under my pillow and do some dream-writing.
But first I must masturbate myself to sleep.
♪ Californication 6x08 ♪ Mad Dogs and Englishmen Original Air Date on March 17, 2013
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Moody.
Eddie Nero.
As I live and breathe.
Can I have a go?
I'd very much like to tackle Han... |
I'll bet you are.
Can I see it?
No, can I see it?
No!
Hey, pussy fart, how you doing?
Eh, all right, Eddie.
- How about yourself?
- I heard you came out recently.
For a short time, yes.
He almost took a man in his mouth.
I took a man in my mouth once.
Yes, we know, Eddie.
I engineered that orgasm.
My hands, mouth, feet... |
I have big news.
Tonight I'm gonna make love to a woman.
Oh, well, maybe we should alert the media.
Entertainment Tonight or maybe National Geographic.
Well, I have been celibate for quite some time now.
I thought that I'd lost all my loads.
But they came back, and if I'm going to star in a traditional love story, I ne... |
- Boom.
Hey.
How's my suit?
- It's aspirational.
- Ah.
Gonna fit in that fucker one day.
Excellent, exce-- good luck with that.
You know, you don't have to be so fucking snarky.
Slow and steady wins the race, asshole.
I'll fit in that suit before you grow your fucking hair back.
Boom!
- Frank.
- Widow.
Come here.
And i... |
- Oh, no.
He's a little too pretty for me.
And he poops on people.
Blue eyes poops on people.
You're into the scat-play, huh?
Poop!
It was a phase but a messy phase.
I've been there once or twice.
I have.
Real messy.
Speaking of dirty, what do you say, Popeye?
You ready to bust one out of the chamber, so we can sit bac... |
Well, it leaves you with the same feeling that a real great song does.
Sadly, I think my work here is done.
What?
No more sexy time?
Say it ain't so.
Well, too much leads to too much.
Sooner or later, someone gets hurt.
Yeah, well, you're right.
You should probably do your best not to fall in love with me.
I wasn't wor... |
Oh, hey, you two.
Hey.
Oh, this is Trudy.
This is Marcy and Karen.
This is Trudy, and Trudy was recently widowed.
It's true.
I was.
- Yeah, my hubby O.D.'d.
- Oh, sorry.
But Jean-Luc Picard here has been keeping me company.
- Jean-Luc Picard.
- Right?
He's not too big in the lap, you see, but he's enthusiastic, if you ... |
Oh, that's not exactly my experience.
Hey.
Have you ever done Atticus before?
Uh, no, I have not had the pleasure.
We should do him together.
We could.
Or we could go get a drink right--right now.
Whatever you think, love.
Marcy, let me introduce you to Atticus.
No.
Allow me.
Okay.
Whichever one.
Lead the way.
I see y... |
Of course.
The last time we were together, you were seeing that handsome African-American fellow.
No, that was just a phase, like you pooping on people.
I had a feeling that was a passing thing.
A milk chocolate mandingo fantasy.
Perfectly normal.
You're entitled.
Particularly after the hell that this lunatic's put you... |
Now fuck off.
Go away.
Well, we tried.
Krull.
Sorry.
The one thing I know about Atticus is he loves his fans, and we've got a great, big one right here who would very much like to say,
"Hello."
And what's this big fan gonna do with me?
Hey, you.
I'm somebody's mother.
Yeah, but you're not mine, love.
How about a bit o... |
Finally.
A fan.
She loves the musicians.
She had quite a serious fling with Rick Springfield
- once upon a time.
- Really?
You were one of Jesse's girls, were you?
Yes.
Yes, she was.
She even had the ringtone to prove it.
Why is it you never mentioned a fling with a major fucking pop star?
I don't know, Stu.
Maybe it's... |
A vat?
You make me sound like I'm all stretched out and shit.
- Shut up!
- We had a nice sex life ourselves, you know.
It wasn't crazy or anything.
- Ugh!
Oy.
- A finger up the ass every now and again.
A botched threesome or two, but it was quite familiar, comforting.
You have quite a fan club, don't you?
Yeah, looks ... |
You just see all this potential, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Potential's exciting.
Yeah, it is.
But it's really hard to have a long-term relationship with someone else's potential.
Especially if that is what you're looking for.
I'd be careful if I was you.
And I kind of was you.
You're gonna get hurt.
♪
Methinks you like this o... |
That's lovely, dear.
So would you like to blow me, or would you prefer to have actual intercourse?
God.
Jeez.
I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about it, so...
That's cute.
Of course you thought about it.
Mm.
Do you want to go down on me?
Mm.
I'd prefer not to.
It's a little bit intimate and also, to be honest, a ... |
Are you not getting enough attention?
Where is he?
Where's Atticus?
I haven't the foggiest, my love.
Okay, well, I'm prepared to forgive him.
- Why?
- Well, here I was, all pissed off, calling every divorce lawyer
I know, and look what come in the mail.
Three, count 'em, three seven-figure royalty checks.
Oh, cool.
I'm... |
Come on.
Enough of this foolish cat-and-mouse game.
You are gonna fuck my brains out, and you're gonna fuck 'em out now.
No means no, you know.
You say no, but your cock here
- begs to differ.
- No, don't listen to him.
He does not have decision-making authority.
Do you know what it takes
- to be a rock star's wife, Ha... |
- I do.
- Yeah.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
Fuck.
Ah, fuck.
Ugh, Jesus.
Whoo!
Thank you.
That was perfect timing.
I had a feeling you might need a little rescuing.
Yeah.
- What?
- Hmm.
Fuck.
- I get it.
- Sorry.
You should go.
Go, go, go.
Karen.
Karen, this is bullshit.
He poops on people.
Maybe not an... |
I'm not sure that's possible.
You can't begrudge your lady for going off with Eddie Nero.
Dude's fucking handsome.
Yeah, but Karen's not like that.
What kind of fucked up Madonna whore shit is that?
What, just 'cause you love her, just 'cause she crapped out your kid, she's not entitled to bang a movie star?
Well, sure... |
Oh, shit.
Now it begins.
Okay, then.
Ladies and gentlemen, yes, I have an announcement to make.
I have fucked up this storied life something proper.
All my life,
I have loved exactly one woman with all my heart.
Have I fucked countless others?
Yes.
Does that make me a bad man?
I-I don't think so.
But, in the court of p... |
I'm sure a lot of people have.
You're not alone, Atticus.
Um, I'm sure we can work it all out.
Wait, does that mean you'll take me back?
Fuck no.
You're a lying, cheating, fucking scumbag.
Wah!
- Okay, I'll take you back.
- Really?
- You will?
- We'll figure it out, doll.
I'm just gonna have to keep you on a very short... |
Karen, why the fuck did you come here tonight anyway?
You know why?
Because there's always this voice in the back of my head that says, "Maybe this time it will be different.
"Maybe the stars will align,
"and there will be this magic moment between us where everything will be okay again."
But there's always something o... |
You're gonna get really confused really fast.
Call me.
I want to fix it.
I think we just need time apart.
I am still in love with Sarah, and I'm planning on taking her back.
I know what I want.
He knows what he wants.
You gotta figure out what you want.
- Honey...
- Yep.
What's the name of that restaurant you're always... |
Yeah, maybe.
Well, we would need something really important to celebrate, though, in order to justify that expense.
You know, I can't even think of what it could be.
Like, maybe like an anniversary or something.
- Our anniversary.
- Like a one-year anniversary.
- That's what I got us!
- No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
We'r... |
Jas, um, where is my suitcase?
Why do you need your suitcase?
I've decided that I'm going to move in with your brother.
Mom, come on.
You don't have to do this.
- I know.
- His place is too small.
- It'll be fine.
- You don't have to leave.
It'll be fine.
I would prefer to be someplace where I'm wanted.
- You are wante... |
Where are you going?
I gotta go to Minnesota...
- Now?
- by the way.
Yeah.
Can you-- you can just watch--
By the way?
Yeah.
I gotta go for Ruby and the school thing.
She's having trouble getting enrolled.
I gotta go-- I don't know.
I gotta yell at some people or something, so, um--
Okay.
The guy for the, uh, the tub'... |
- Go, go.
It's okay.
- I'll call you.
I'll--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
- I'll call you from the car.
Yeah, call me, call me, call me.
Very good, Kristina.
So things are looking very, very good.
- That's great.
- Wonderful.
Your tests have come back.
Your panels are good.
Panels are good.
Well, that's great.
- That'... |
Why would I--
Wait, so is that just a precautionary thing?
Why would I need a P.E.T. Scan?
Well, a test showed some minor liver blood abnormalities.
We think it's probably from the drugs.
But just to be safe, it's something that we need to do.
Okay.
So wait, are you--
Is it possible that the cancer could've spread some... |
♪ may you always be courageous ♪
♪ stand upright and be strong ♪
♪ and may you stay ♪
♪ forever young ♪
♪ may you stay ♪
♪ forever young ♪
Why do I have to wear a suit?
Because it's exciting.
It's a big occasion.
Yeah, it's fun to dress up.
And, Sydney, you get to pick out a dress.
I don't need a dress 'cause I'm not g... |
Thank you.
Wow.
Sure.
Can I come in for a sec?
Yeah.
Sure.
Well, I, uh-- you gave me some good advice, and I listened to you this time.
I went back to Joel.
- I heard.
- Oh, okay.
Double shifts all last week.
Wow.
So, I mean, I've paid off the--the window.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
And now I should be making some money... |
I just hope that you can remember the bond that we have.
You know?
You're my best friend in the whole world.
I feel like I've known you my whole life.
I don't even know...
What it was like before you.
I don't even think about.
So...
I don't--I didn't, uh--
I just wanted to give you the flowers.
I wasn't--
Uh...
Okay, p... |
I just want to say thank you so much for everything you've done.
We actually brought you something.
You've been so comforting to us, so...
Oh.
- We wanted to comfort you.
- My God.
- Yeah.
- You didn't have to do this.
I mean, really.
- Not just a blanket.
- Ooh.
- You know the way to my heart.
- Something in there.
- ... |
Last one, huh?
- Last one.
- Yeah.
- You're looking great.
- Thanks.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi, Kristina.
What's, uh, what's going on?
I relapsed.
I'm sorry.
It's not good, but I'm gonna fight it.
I don't give up.
I never give up.
Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Uh, sorry, I-- do you have a couple minutes to talk?
Do you want to come in?
No, um, I ... |
And I think when you look inside yourself, you'll realize that I'm the one for you.
Mark.
And that's what I have to say.
And just think about it.
And then come find me.
♪ Don't you worry ♪
♪ in there you're safe ♪
♪ it's true you'll never be, but you'll never break ♪
Sarah, I need you to bless this as a dress shoe.
So ... |
I got in.
- Really?
- What?
Yeah.
I got in.
- Oh, come here.
- Way to do the fake-out.
- Oh, Drew!
- Congratulations, grandson.
I can't believe it.
- Sweetheart, that's great.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I can't believe it.
- Sarah.
- I just can't believe it.
- Oh.
Me neither.
Oh, you deserve it, honey.
There's financial aid and... |
- It's your first choice.
- I know.
- Your first choice school.
- I know.
- Oh, my God.
Hey, um, you know, what Syd said, you know she didn't mean that, right?
She sounded like she did.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't worry about it.
She's gonna be at the ceremony tomorrow.
- I don't care.
- Yes.
Eh?
Eh.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah... |
- This is the tie.
- This is--
Hey, do you have another one of these?
- No.
Honey, no.
- One for a little guy, and one for--
- This is awesome.
- Oh, my God.
How's mom?
Is she mad at me?
You're good.
You?
S.M.D.H.
S.M.D.--
Shaking my damn head.
- Hmm.
- What?
He only speaks in text codes.
I don't know.
Hey, do you t... |
- Really?
Yeah, it seemed like someone playing the victim.
Plus she would love to be at Sekou's house, and he'd love to have her.
Right?
You're excited to have your mom.
I live in a 700-square-foot apartment.
Yeah, that's rough.
All right, honey, check this out.
Ooh, I like this.
Chateau du "whit".
I think you need to ... |
We've had quite a year.
- God, we sure have.
- I love you.
Bottoms up.
- Mm.
- Ahh.
Mm.
That is--
That's good.
- Thank you very much.
- Mm.
Mm.
Yummy, yum, yum.
- What is that?
Ow.
- What?
- Did you hurt yourself?
- Ooh, ah, just...
- What did you do?
- One second.
Ooh!
Oh.
- What?
- What could that be?
- I don't kn... |
Just a little surprise.
- It's Hawaii.
- Yep.
I know what you're thinking.
I checked with Dr. Bedsloe.
He said it's fine.
Got the whole family ready to take care of Max...
- Adam, um, I--
- And Nora and Otis.
It's all set.
All you have to do-- pack a bathing suit and a good book, honey.
I really wish that you would've... |
It's everywhere, and she's scared.
I feel terrible, and I'm sorry that she's scared, but that's not you.
- That's not you.
- How do we know that?
- We don't know that, Adam.
- Yes, we do, honey.
Listen to me.
We don't, okay?
Until I have that test, we know nothing.
So I'm sorry, but I can't plan a vacation or a trip or... |
- You look great.
- You like it?
Yeah, I love that.
I just got three new ones at the wig shop.
Oh, yeah.
Really, uh, sexy.
- Brought you some brownies.
- Oh.
Thank you.
Honey, I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I'm so sorry.
I--no, I overreacted to everything, and--
- I'm sorry.
- No, I shouldn't have--
- You didn't do a... |
I can get you a leather jacket.
Hey.
- Will you wear it?
- Come here.
- With no underwear?
- Come here.
Come here, you.
Please?
Mm.
Hi.
- Oh, wow, what's going on in--
- What?
- That's good.
- Oh, my--geez.
What the-- what did you guys--
Didn't mom teach you how to knock?
God.
You having an afternoon delight
- with st... |
Can I come in?
Yeah.
Yeah, please.
I have something to say.
Uhhuh?
I'm going to try to make it work with Hank.
I have to get my life together.
I could never explain to you...
How much I love you.
[T]
I'm gonna make it work with Hank.
Um...
I-I don't-- I don't know what to s-- to say.
I'm sorry.
Good-bye, Mark.
Bye.
Ta... |
No, no, let's just-- let's just-- how about this?
Let's just go back to the no football in the house rule.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
All right.
So you're not gonna change your mind about adopting me?
Like, not have the ceremony?
No.
Okay.
I'm never gonna change my mind.
Okay.
Okay.
I want you to stick around.
Okay.
How've y... |
Whoh, my God.
Yeah.
- Drew, that's amazing.
- It's pretty crazy.
I know, I-- it's pretty shocking.
It's incredible.
Yeah, I got the letter, and the first person I wanted to tell was you.
I'm really happy for you.
Thank you.
I got into Tufts.
Are you kidding?
Nope.
Oh, my gosh.
That was, like, in your top three.
I know.... |
- Yeah.
- Okay.
I just had to tell you some things.
Okay, um...
So we haven't talked about this yet, but a few years ago, I was in a car accident.
I was drinking, and, uh, it was really bad, you know.
And I almost died, and it-- you know, it just made me realize that when you have people in your life that love you, at ... |
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