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Hey. What are you doing? Reading a book. What do you want? Um, I want you to come to my adoption ceremony. Why? Because you're my sister. Fine. - Get out of my room. - Okay. Um, looks like she's gonna need a dress. Cool. Mm. - Wow. - That is tasty. Mmhmm. I wish salad always tasted like--thank you. That's a nice dressi...
Mm! Nice pairing as well. Mm. - Hey. - Yeah? What's going on? Do you want to eat out there or something? - No, no, no. - You don't like it in here? - I'm just, um-- - You hot? No, I'm just worried about my mother. I'm sorry. Look, I think her moving in with Sekou was kind of a good thing, you know? Now that he's helpi...
I get it. Anyways, we're gonna need her help when the baby gets here. When the who? When the who gets here? We're having a baby. No! You're pregnant right now? Happy anniversary. No! Are you kidding? - You're pregnant? - Yes. - You have a baby in here? - It's our baby. Come on! "Fitna." "Fitna" is not a word. Ma, "fit...
What's that? - That is not funny. - That's my next word. You guys are playing scrabble? Is that food? Please? Yes, well, my son likes making up words. Mom, that was a real word. - "Fitna." - "Fitna" is a word. - Use it in a sentence. - I'm fitna eat. "Fitna," not a word. - Not a word. - Not in this country. Why are yo...
- I'm pregnant. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, my baby. Yeah. You know, he's banging with the hammer, and he just keeps looking at me. He's getting agitated. He's like... "The leek iz a wassah." And I was just like, "okay, here's $300." So I don't know what was wrong. - But it's fixed. - The lick was wassah. Well, that's how you ...
But sometimes I just want to take a leap of faith and do what I feel is right. And... This feels like it's something I have to do and I want to do. I, uh, I'm gonna move to Minnesota. That is not what I thought you were gonna say. - I'm gonna go back tomorrow. - Tomorrow. I'm gonna find an apartment. And then I'm gonna...
Wish there was another way. It's okay. This one comes with hot cocoa today. Grandma, my hair's great. It's perfect, mom. - Wow. - You did a great job. - Thank you. - Hey! Hi. - Hi. - Hey, Zeek. Yeah, glad you could make it. Thanks. - Wouldn't miss it. - Thanks for doing this. Oh, sure. - You look pretty nice. - It went...
- You need to think of a name. What are you doing over here? You brooding? - No, snap-shotting. - I see. - Yeah. - So how's it going? I haven't seen you in a while. What's new? It's true. I mean, if only there was some cool big news you could reveal to me. Did somebody tell you? Come on, man. Look at these people. - I ...
Come in. - Oh, your honor. - Hi. - We have, uh-- - We have, uh-- - Yes, yes, come on in. - Bravermans. - All right, yes, I-- - There's actually quite a-- This is Salsa. He's a lizard. - This'll take a while. - All right, well-- That's a good idea. Just, uh-- Okay, all right. Come on in. Come in, please. Come in. - H...
All right, so Joel and Julia Graham. - Yes. - Yeah, hi. - That's--yes. - So, now, you understand that by signing this adoption agreement form, you agree to take care of Victor as your own legal child. Right? To provide for his health, his welfare, his educational needs. We do. Yes, your honor. Victor, do you understan...
I can give you dating advice. - Yes, yes. - And I can help repair the terrible damage that her dating advice does. What is this? What-- I'm willing to teach you how to ride a motorcycle and play an instrument. Oh, that's much cooler. Your girl troubles will vanish immediately once you know those two things. And you ca...
- Yay, welcome. Victor! Whoo! - Congratulations. - Thank you. - All right, Victor! - Whoo! - Congratulations. - All right, Victor. - Welcome to the family. - Welcome to the family. Get in here. Judge, can I use your gavel? Sure, why not, kid? - Yay! - Let's go eat. Go ahead. Whoa! Max. Okay, okay-- Hey, Max! - Wait, w...
- Max, that was great. - Come on, Max. Let's go. Can Max and I go to the vending machine? - Yeah, you bet, buddy. - Okay. - Of course. - Thanks, mom. He called me mom. - Thank you so much. - Thank you. - You're welcome. - Sorry. - Good luck. - Okay. Hold the doors. Thank you. Beautiful family you have. They're somethi...
Give it to him. If he doesn't like it, sell it on ebay. Have a raffle or something. - Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, so the other thing I wanted to say was that, um, I think I might love you. Yeah. Think I might love you, and I know that might sound crazy, and maybe you don't share the feeling, but that's okay. I love you to...
Now, of course, you still need to have - your radiation therapy. - Yeah. We can schedule you for that in four to six weeks. And this is something that we need to track closely. You need to come to regular exams. Your next mammogram will be in three months. We don't use the word "cure" for five years. I understand. I to...
♪ I'd be indebted to ya ♪ ♪ walk the dog and pay rent to ya ♪ ♪ if you say the word ♪ ♪ I'm yours ♪ ♪ I'm sure ♪ ♪ hey, nothing ever goes my way ♪ ♪ but with you here that all may have changed ♪ ♪ suddenly I'm a newborn child ♪ ♪ and I'm ready to live a while ♪ ♪ with you ♪ ♪ there's so much left to do ♪ ♪ and so I tha...
- Condemned to death. - You've no right! He's a snitch! Wladek... - Let's go to Poland. - What's that? Run, it's an order! Run! Yes, what about us? SIMPLE CHOICE episode 67 How is he? He must live, do you understand? Not much hope, he lost a lot of blood. So what? He's still alive, save him. Quickly. I can't operate ...
- Security Office. Quick. Come on. You vouched that everything is under control. - The op is up the spout. - Well, Janisz got arrested. That's it, you weren't to arrest him. It's not our fault, the NKVD caught him. - It's a miracle they gave him to us. - There are no miracles. Now I have to make calls, carry the can fo...
Who are you here for? - I need a place for a warehouse. - What for? Furniture. Come on, they're waiting. Fine, sit him up. Come here. Ciaston, talk, we haven't got all day long. When I have nothing to say. Comrade lieutenant, for God's sake... A believer, damn dog! Wait... Ciaston, chop chop. Say you warned the reactio...
American. Shame I quit. From militia comrades. We got one station. - A lottery ticket, eh? - I heard about you. You did the prison in Krzemien. It was needed. Kmicic, you're one good daredevil. - Shame you're not with us. - Meaning? - With NAF. - I don't feel too sorry. You also believe the propaganda? I don't, I just ...
Wladek... - What's going on? - SO provocation. My boss got hit, not sure he's alive. - Was someone following you? - I checked a dozen times. - Why the hell did you come back? - To save your arse. Wait until I kick yours. I thought they were going to lock me up. I'm sorry, I needed your help. We both know you'd manage b...
- And a snack. You don't know the situation. - I do. - You do? - From reports, drinking cognac? - Don't take the piss out of me. If I wanted to stay, I wouldn't be back. I'm just telling you things are different now. We have nothing. No weapons, food, medication, nothing. No money... I brought money. You're saying it ...
Don't get mother into this. LONDON Are you insane? A lynch in London? Only thanks to major Stark did we manage to hush this up. I did it so that it wouldn't be. You can relax. He will go to court for war crimes. - He was judged before. - You don't understand. English authorities aren't bound by our sentences. Not under...
Bronek, I'm worried about you. This is not my world. I don't even know what we're doing here. MUNICH Sit down, Rainer. Your information came in very useful. I'm glad. Really? We arrested many of your friends. They weren't my friends. Sure, and you became a Nazi as a result of an unfortunate chance? You know what it was...
I'm afraid not. It's a German physicist. One of the brains working on V1 and V2 rocket construction. I have information that he's hiding in Warsaw. No doubt under a different name. He has Polish roots. That's all we know about him. Of course the Russians are after him, too. Sadly I cannot help, I wasn't involved in thi...
- How many chairs do you need? - 40. - And 10 tables. - Lord, that many? I don't have such quantities. - Thank you, goodbye. - Goodbye. Security Office. - I haven't done anything. - I don't bite. What did you talk about with the citizen? The ribs haven't healed yet. - It's very painful, isn't it? - I've known worse suf...
Thank you very much. What are your intentions? It all depends on his state of health. If he survives. he'll become a part of another operation, which has been prepared in case of unforeseen circumstances. If you have any comments, we'll gladly take them into account. You're the commander here. I just need to know what...
You'll get a Swiss passport. But you won't go on your own. With whom? Come in. - Good morning, Ms Celina. - What are you doing here? - Let me explain it. - I'm not interested in explanations. Will you let me in? - Why were you at Lebedev's? - He called me in. - What for? - The same thing as you. - What did you tell him...
We must ask you about something. About what? What do you mean we must? We're looking for someone. A man around 50, a shot wound in the chest. You know many doctors. How many hospitals are in Warsaw? You're looking for someone again? Is that why you're back? Will you help us? You're going with Wladek to the forest now? ...
Near Lublin, nuns run a shelter there. - You're telling me now? - Earlier you didn't want to listen. Are you sure this is my daughter? Yes, it's definitely her, I checked. - We have to get her as soon as. - We can't now, we have to wait. - They have a smallpox epidemic. - I should get her out. She's under good care, be...
He vanished in April 1945 with important documents on rocket engines. I believe with your help Rainer will lead us to him. You'll seize the documents and come back to Munich alone. And Rainer? He'll be handed to the authorities in Warsaw. For now we need him but he'll answer for everything, also your fiancé. His name w...
Is that all? Good luck. Recently I've had the opportunity to stop smoking, but as a building entrepreneur I'll start again. But I need to have... - Please. - Thank you. Thank you. - Good morning, doctor. - Good morning. Then you'll come to number four to change the patient's dressing. Of course, doctor. And here is a ...
- Sorry? - Will they prosecute Karkowski? Yes, sure. - You're not listening to me. - I am. Karkowski. The English are to get him. Why would they lie? You trust them? What's going on with you? I'm going back to Poland. I know what I had said but I'm struggling here. I can't sleep. - They'll lock you up. - Probably. - ...
Confessed yet? - Not yet. But you'll start singing, won't you? Keep working. At the end clean up in here, it smells. Keep working... - Thank you for coming. - He was shooting at me. Why am I in prison? Arrest him. Lieutenant Wojciechowski... He shuts up or I'm liable for nothing. Calm down. He claims his name is Andrew...
Your shitty Warsaw is gone. Guards! Guards! I'll kill you, you bastard! I told you, a lunatic. Leave us alone. - There's a problem. - Costs are up? Sort of. How, lieutenant? I need furniture. I thought it was something important. No problem with furniture. I have a pretty set ready to hand. A bit bourgeois but really ...
Really? Ms Helena, I brought you a small present. For old friendship's sake. - Bring this furniture inside. - Yes, comrade lieutenant. - Good morning, madam. - Good morning. Where shall I put it? - Here. - Quick. - How did you know? - That's my job now. Maybe they don't quite match but... Don't look a gift horse in th...
Good work. Leave him now, boss wants to take care of the doll. I've put her under observation but I can get her today. Good. - Who's there? - Me, open up. What are you messing around for? What are you doing here? - Change of plans. - Is anything up? Yes, I missed you. - Please. - What's the matter? Don't be too harsh o...
- You said you liked civilian life. - Did I? Yes. I was kidding. Looking for this? Security Office, your I.D. Get him! Where is he? He got away across the roofs. An acrobat or what? Sod him, we've come here for her. Let's go. In the next episode No resistance contact. Say what you know, bitch! - I have 48 hours to leav...
Yeah, your self destructive link to the lunar cycle is well documented so, er, let's just leave it there, shall we? All of it. You think it'll be quiet here again today? The phone hardly rang at all yesterday. It's too hot. No-one's got enough energy to break the law. Ms Smythe. Carlton. Lovely day. There is a positi...
Specialises in cosmetic procedures. Very exclusive. You mean expensive? Well, you book in for a face lift, then spend the next two weeks sitting by the pool. By which time all trace of the surgeon's knife has disappeared. And the secret of your eternal youth is safe for another year. The clinic is owned by an English ...
My physiotherapist. Beautiful hands. Her name was Valerie Dupree. French. Apparently her husband had just left her for a younger woman. So, the staff and I think it's a simple case of suicide. Do you know if she could swim? Yes. I understand she swam most evenings. How sad you must be to take your own life. Well, let'...
Mmmm? Out of sight. Oh right, yeah. You know this pot's been moved. And, er, it's been chipped. Look. This is just awful. The poor woman. I-I-I was just in town, I just got back. And you are? Sorry, erm, I'm Anna Jones. Erm, Doctor Anna Jones. You work here? Yes, I'm the general manager. But you're a doctor? Of ps...
Yes, in five minutes. Thank you. OK, bye. Is there anything else I can help you with? If we could just see Mrs Dupree's room? Then we can get out of your way. Yes, absolutely. It's this way. Sir? Hmm, yes, yeah. Coming. Erm, Carlton here took care of her, so he can show you everything you need. Thank you. Oh, sorr...
She doesn't encourage conversation with the clients. So, assuming she died some time that night, you may well be the last person to see her alive? I couldn't say. She was my last patient on the round. I just give her the injection and go straight home. All right, thank you. We'll be fine from here. No note? Do you know...
Maybe she used it to wash down the rest of these? Diazepam. Mm-hmm. Sleeping tablets. Tea or no tea, the truth is that this woman felt so alone, so miserable, that she'd take her own life. While I disapprove of assumptions in principle, in this case, you may be right. There's nothing here. Let's go. I know what you'r...
Rich people with great influence. All of whom we want to welcome to the island with open arms. I'm sure you understand me? Yes, sir. Liming? Is that a word? Of course it is. It means hanging out with your friends and having a beer. You know, taking it easy. Relaxing. Really? Mm. Well, it fits. The pathologist's repo...
Not a dose big enough to knock her out. What about her medical records? Any history of blackouts, fainting? No. Any long term medical condition at all? Epilepsy? Seizures? No, nothing. Maybe she just slipped and fell? Then where's the trauma? A lump or swelling? Broken skin? There isn't any. So, a reasonably fit an...
You're not a trained police officer. I'm not? No, you're a depressed woman with no apparent aptitude for self defence. Oh, OK, all right. Well, then, I'm drowning, struggling for air, I guess I'd struggle. Yet the victim showed no signs of restraint bruising to the neck or shoulders. No hyoid bone fracture, you know....
And until the investigation is complete, I'm going to have to request that you close the clinic, temporarily. No-one enters, no-one leaves. And we'll be confiscating passports. You're imprisoning my clients? Just until the interviews have been completed and they've been eliminated from our enquiries. I mean, the poor w...
Why come all this way and not experience it? Well, because everything I need is right here. If you change your mind and want to see more of the real Saint Marie, this is my mother's bar. Oh, thank you. That's very kind. My pleasure. OK, I think we're done here. So if you think there is anything else might be important...
Alone? Yeah. Worse luck. Hmm. Is there anything else I can help you with? Yes. I'd like your passport. Can we get some more light here, please? I can't see a thing. It's like trying to operate in The Black Hole of Calcutta. Oh, slightly better. Ah, you're operating on her... Right. Good. Not sure this is quite the...
So, he can be difficult? He has a temper. But he's an artist, A perfectionist, and people like that need everything to be just so. I spent the night on my yacht. Caught up on a bit of correspondence, polished off the last of the single malt and then turned in. And can anyone confirm that or...? You could take my word ...
Why don't they just go the whole hog and pop themselves in the microwave? Have you finished? Sorry, was I ranting? Yes. Well, quite frankly, Camille, some things qualify for a rant. I'm not sure what the exact criterion is, but I'm pretty sure it'd include holding a stranger's nipple in place while someone else sews i...
Any disruption at the clinic was to be kept to an absolute minimum. Next you're confiscating passports? Then you announce it's no longer a suicide, but a full blown murder enquiry. Yes, well, there were significant inconsistencies. Inconsistencies? Yes, sir. Such as? Well, we were led to believe that Valerie Dupree dr...
So let's set up the board. Dwayne. Chief. Go through the passports, I want full background checks on everyone at the clinic - staff and guests. I'm on it. Fidel. Sir. The victim was seen angry during a phone call. Everyone assumes it was with her wayward husband - let's double check. Sir. Camille. I want you to h...
I built the firm up from nothing and now we've got 20 people on the payroll. And if I don't get back to talk to my clients in person we'll all be out of a job. OK, we can do a deal. You answer my questions and maybe I won't arrest you. Look. I tried my best to be nice, but she just wouldn't take no for an answer. In th...
There is no way he could have killed anyone. And career or no career, if I have to, I will swear to that in court. So am I in the clear? Dr Jones has confirmed your alibi. So when can I have my passport back? All papers will be returned the moment the case is officially closed. But if I'm no longer a suspect... Hey, sh...
Possibly. But if I'm right, whatever poisoned her should still be present in the tea itself and in a much higher concentration. Which, in theory, would make it easier to detect even with rather rudimentary equipment like this. I didn't even know we had this. It's actually mine. You know you can get these on the Intern...
By her killer. Carlton Reynolds was the last person to see her. Have you got Dr Jones' new statement? Yes, it's here. She saw Carlton last night, didn't she? Yes. She said it was past ten. Yes, but he told us he went home around 9.30. Which gives him 30 minutes to have murdered Valerie Dupree. Come. Let's see where ...
He hit me. It's a free clinic. No-one pays a penny. I only take what's about to expire - half-opened boxes, ready to be disposed of. Perfectly good medication thrown away? It's crazy. So when you told us you left the clinic at 9.30? I stop off at the pharmacy. I just take a few things each time. That way, no-one notic...
That's all. You say Valerie was scared. That sounds like an unusual emotion. Her world had just caved in around her. Her husband doesn't love her. No children, friends taking sides and now a face she don't even recognise. Wouldn't you be afraid to face the world again? You think she was unhappy with her surgery? I know...
I just checked it out. It was a French lawyer. She was going to make a complaint about the clinic. I think we may have found our motive. Sorry, sorry. I was held up in surgery. Well, I assume your presence here means we're making progress? Possibly. Did you know that Valerie Dupree made three calls to a firm of persona...
Well, what I do here isn't real surgery. Besides, most of the procedures I could do with my bloody eyes closed anyway. Look, Inspector... I'm a surgeon, this... is my life. I thought I could cope, that I had another maybe 12 months. But... Valerie Dupree's face simply wasn't up to snuff. Her scars were going to be visi...
No. Something new will turn up tomorrow. So, any plans for tonight? Oh, yeah, I thought I'd wait till it gets dark then spend a couple of hours with Lucy. Excuse me? I've had her since I was fourteen. Christmas 1984. You gave your telescope a name? Long John Silver has a telescope. Lucy is a precision optical instrume...
Morning, Chief. Anything? Honore police station. Ah, yes, hold on one moment, please. Sir, it's the Commissioner. He says your 24 hours are up, we need to return the passports to the clinic guests. So that's it, I can go? That's it. You can get back to running your floral empire. Yes, I can. You never mentioned you w...
How do you know? She can't smile. In fact, she's had so much work done, I'm surprised she can move a muscle. She didn't drink it because she couldn't drink it. The answer's been staring me in the face. Quite literally. 'Our clientele are rich, important people.' Yes? 'They insist on total discretion.' 'This is a busi...
Dwayne! Not on my watch. Aargh! I honestly didn't expect that to work. This had better be good. No. It had better astound me. I've called you all here because Valerie Dupree did not commit suicide. Every murder investigation has to focus on three things - means, motive and opportunity. Usually those things all point t...
Because it's essential you know exactly who's ringing you, isn't it? You told me that the clinic was losing money until Dr Jones arrived. You explained how she'd turned the place around with a new marketing strategy. You didn't restructure the existing business at all, did you? You simply used it as cover for another o...
This man is undoubtedly a criminal, but he is not, as far as I'm aware, a murderer. Then who is? Valerie Dupree's life was taken by the only person who had the opportunity. Carlton Reynolds. No! I swear! I didn't do it! The first thing that bothered me about this case was a simple cup of tea. Why go to the trouble of ...
All so that your criminal endeavours weren't exposed. Valerie felt she'd lost her beauty as well as her husband, but you took away the most precious thing of all - her life. Lock her up. My dear fellow, it seems I may have been a little harsh on the phone the other day. What can I do to make it up to you? Ohhh. It seem...
Dwayne? This is it? This is the game? OK, another pass. Camille? Can we, please, play something else? Like what? I don't know. Twister? Hide and seek? Don't be so childish. Come on. Right. Colonel Mustard? No. Miss Scarlet. I told you, you can't keep shouting out names, it doesn't work like that. Reverend Green. ...
Look, are we playing this game or not? All I'm saying is... Right. Fine, you win. Game over. One caught in an explosion, the other one shot dead. I hope they haven't wasted any money on the lottery. These are actual treasure hunters, is that right? I'm afraid they are. Maybe you found something. Like what? You tell...
Hi. - Hi. Last time we tied with Bruggebroek. We have to beat them this time. I hope I score the winning goal. Maybe I can take the cup home. Dad! Go, go, go. Shoot, shoot. What are we going to do? - Win! Finn! What are you looking at, man? The ball's down here. Loser. Hey, monkey. He can't do anything. - He can, but h...
Where's your bike? My bike doesn't want to carry home any losers. It locked itself and threw away the key. Just because you scored in your own goal? - How do you know? Tell your bike not to be so silly. It can happen to anyone. Mrs. Eising told you, I guess. Go get your bike. How did you do that? It's a matter of pract...
Did he see you? Did he say anything? What did he do? Play. On his violin. Where? In the garden. He played and then... - Was he big? Grey hair? Old? Why do you have to know all this? Because I'm your dad. - Do you know him, by any chance? No. You do. Who is it? The big bad wolf, I think. Go to sleep. Dad? Do you ever ...
A man moved in there. He has a violin he can do magic with. I don't believe that. - Wanna bet? I saw it myself yesterday. So what did he conjure up? - My mom. But she's dead. She was in that garden yesterday. I can show you after school. - Either you're crazy or you dreamed it. Are you crazy? - No. Then you dreamed it...
OK, I'll come with you after school. But I have to tell my mom first. OK, sweetie. I may be home late. Don't wait with dinner. Hi, dad. - Hey. How are you? - Fine. Hi, Finn. - Hi. Everything all right? Staying for dinner? - Yes. Hi, mom. Want some, Finn? I'd rather go to the woods with Gerrit. - He can come too. We're...
Just like yesterday. Why not? My fingers. Are you a magician? Sometimes I turn a frog into a prince, but other than that... Do you happen to have a frog with you? No. - Too bad. Or I could have shown you. - You can try, can't you? Why? I'd like to see my mom again. Your mom? She was over there yesterday when you were p...
But that wasn't magic. Someone can only touch hearts after slogging away for years and years. Practice, practice, and more practice. If I may give you a tip I wouldn't take it up. You'll have no time left. Not for your friends, for nobody. Can I hold it for a minute? This won't attract your mom. Look The other side. Yo...
- Yes. Finn, leave him be. I'm sorry. How do you know Luuk? Noodles. I'll be brief and that's the end of the discussion. Don't go to that old farm again. Is that clear? It's dirty and filthy and there's nothing there for you. Why? - There are things you can't understand yet. We'll discuss them when you're older, but no...
Her bike broke down. There we go. Hey, Frank. - Hey. Go and get your bike. Why did you pick me up from school? - Fun, isn't it? Membership fees. Let's kick the ball around. I'll be the keeper and you score. I've got homework. Tell me when you're leaving. I'll bike along. Dad, can I borrow your bike? My bike? - Mine has...
- That's exactly what I want. What if your dad finds out? - He won't. He'll find out some day. By the time he does, I'll show him how well I can play and put a spell on him. Then he might see my mom in the garden. He thinks about her every day. Here. A life without dreams is like a garden without flowers. Your dad has...
That's fine. Look over here and score over there. See you can do it? Violin up. Good posture. Posture, posture. And one, two, three. Again. Yes... no... yes. Hey, what are you doing? Violins don't like that. Say 'sorry' and start over. - Sorry. Where's that teacher? You don't have to go to soccer. Summer recess. And th...
Why not? Broccoli. Hi. - Hello. Why doesn't my dad like violin music? Does it have anything to do with Luuk? - Ah... Luuk. What does your dad say about it? Nothing. - Ah, men are fools. But do you like it? Violin music. Then don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Your mom would be turning around in her gr...
My dad hates violin music and that's your fault. What did you do to make him hate it so much? Why aren't you doing anything to make up for it? I can't make up for it with someone who doesn't want it. Just as I can't teach anyone who doesn't want it. Maybe you're just teaching me to annoy my dad. Or maybe you'll betray ...
You go ahead. I'll be there soon. - OK. All of your grades are slipping. Topography... Even math. How come? What do you want to be when you grow up? A carpenter like your dad? No. - Don't you? Then what? How's your dad doing, by the way? Is he busy? Will he be home this afternoon? Could I go now, miss? Erik's waitin...
- Hattie! She's crazy. Hattie, please get down off of Carson, okay? Dalia! Hattie, now, now! Off of Carson, he is not a horse. Yes, he is. He's my black stallion and I like to ride! Down. Woman, I ain't dating you! So, you think you're just gonna take my virginity and leave me? Woman, you're crazy! You ain't been a vir...
- Hattie, but you... - I'm-a call the po-po on you! What are you talking about, Hattie? You're going to jail now! No, I'm... Hattie. Till you do right by me. Hattie. Oh, somebody tryin' to get... Hattie, please stop crying! Hattie, please! Hattie, please! How you doing, honey? How you doing? How you doing? What the h...
I'm sorry, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. I'm here looking for somebody named delectable, delightful, delusional, delicious. What the hell kind of name is that? What does that say, "D-e-l"? No, that says "Dalia" and that's me. - "Dalia." Dalia, wow. Dalia. - Yes. That's a nice name. What does that mean? - I...
Ain't nobody lookin'. But that's forgery and that's very untrustworthy of me to do that. "Untrustworthy," wow. Are you Christian? How did you know? Y'all work on my nerves, child, doing the right thing all the time! Well, Ms. Mabel, I take it you're here to be a good employee. Hell, no, I'm not here to do that at all....
Okay, can you answer the telephone, maybe? Yeah, I could do that. I used to work for a pimp back in the day. Yeah, I used to answer the phone and say, "Pimps up, hos down, can I help you?" Yeah, I can do that. Okay, this is Easy Rest Retirement Home where better living is an option. You want me to say all that when I a...
Girl, I can't tell her that, I just met her. You go on cussing like that. She said you won't let him come see his son. Yeah, and he's not coming back over there. Girl, I got to go, I'm a sinner. You're makin' me blush. That's pretty good, though. She just cussed you the hell out. - She is cussing me out? - Yeah, she c...
Now, when someone calls for Ms. Carla, you're gonna transfer them to this extension. This extension, okay. When they call... I understand. And then when someone calls, you need to place them on hold, - just press the hold button. - I know what that is. Watch this. I'm pressing pound. Ms. Mabel, first of all, someone ...
Somebody say "dead." Say "dead." "Deceased," you know what deceased means? That sounds harsh. - What, that they're dead? - "They're dead." But they're dead, they can't hear you. "We are sorry to inform you that 'blank' is deceased." Let me change it. "We are sorry to inform you that 'blank' is dead." Well, Ms. Mabel......
- You ain't gonna do that to me. - You ain't gonna do that to me! - Ms. Mabel? Someone's on the phone. Who are you lookin' for? Barbara Nichols? She's in the upper room. - Okay, she is dead. - No. Yes. - No, no... - I'm sorry to inform you... No! What the hell's wrong with you? Ms. Mabel, she's not dead, she's alive. ...
Ma'am, are you there? Stop crying, please. Yes, funeral arrangements will be held... - Funeral arrangements? - What is wrong with you'? She's not dead! Honey, when you tell a lie this bad, you just gotta go with it. You can send flowers, thank you. - My goodness... - But this is gonna be fine. I believe I can do this ...
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - That's good... - Why do you say "dead"... - Hey, Dalia! - Come back here, honey. What the hell, you comin' up here like Mary Tyler Moore, throwing your hat up in the air! What the hell wrong with you? You ain't got no uniform on or nothing, you ain't got no name tag, so, you're obviously a...
That's a lot to be sitting around. Madam.! Lord Jesus! We got them things We shut 'em down We got them things They know it's around Hattie, look at you. Hattie, look at you, looking like... Madea, what are you doing here, you came to see me? I ain't know you was up in this home. Yeah, my sister got mad at me and put me...
'Cause one of them would have told you the truth. Lord, you know, Madea, sometimes I look at you, I don't know if you have a razor or shaving cream. You cut that out, you know I got hormone problems. I'm-a get you for that one. Dalia, I'm looking over this woman's arrest record and I don't know about this. Carla, you h...
You can go ahead and get started. Thank you so much. I would like to get started. Thank you so much. She's so nice. And bougie as hell. Yeah, she bougie, now. She bougie. I can't believe I have a prisoner working for me. What you say about a prisoner, honey? Go on, speak up. Speak your mind. What you say about a pri...