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The Travises send me a picture once in a while. I asked them not to tell Angel anything about his mother. I don't want him knowing anything about me. I mean, I doubt if if anybody can love him like I do. But I had a feeling that day that a life with me wasn't a price my baby should pay. He'd have just grown up to be an...
Yes. No one knows about this but you and me, and make sure it stays that way. Above all, Steven is never to know anything about this conversation or about me. So what's so special about Steven Wolfe? Does it matter? Well, I just feel like I have a right to ask. He's my son. Frederick Borsos, one of the most dangerous ...
Go back, go back. Again. There! She's new, that guard. How'd you like to breach her security, huh? Found the storm drain. Runs under the east wing. It's got collapsible bulkheads every fifty feet. This place is really getting on my nerves. You know, why don't we just knock it off for a while. Borsos wants the CM-12. H...
Cuz you've got access to the biggest buyers. We provide the merchandise, ...you provide the market. Sounds like a good plan. Meet us with your friend at our safehouse. - How do you know about us? - That doesn't matter. What matters is we all have a chance to walk away very rich. - You say you worked on the CM-12? - Tha...
You said yourself the buyer needs the chip soon. We get it tonight or the deal is off. - No problem. - And she stays here. If you're not back by midnight, she'll be dead. But then why worry, right? It's no problem. Go. - Okay. - Good. Behave yourself. Good. Right. All right. They've given Michael until midnight to ge...
- Dial 3, panel 46. Top terminal. Make sure you're grounded and stay away from the line trace. - Unit in place. - The vault is on the same level. He's inside the vault. The container is in the North wall. I see it. It's not there. The container's empty. Birkoff! Check the inventory database. Find out where it's been ...
What about you? How did you end up in a place like this? I don't know. Things happen. You do what you do. I'll tell you one thing though. We better get a damn good price on that CM-12. Cause...? Because I don't like other people cutting in on my money. So in the end, you're all about the money? Yeah. I'm about money...
- Not for long. What the-? Open the back, now. I can't say I think too much of your boyfriend, honey. He doesn't write, he doesn't call. I think he stood you up. - There's plenty of time left. - Oh, you're cool. I like that. In fact... I hate to see it go to waste. I mean, we got to do what we got to do. We might as ...
Let's finish the deal. It's the CM-12, but we still need the disk for the installation codes. - Where is it? - Somewhere very safe. Call it our insurance policy. We'll bring it to the final sale. - In other words, you don't trust us. - In other words. Just let us know when the buyers get in touch. - How is he? - Oh, he...
I want freedom. Ask for something else. Time off, money, anything. - I want a life. - What? The life you had before the Section? Living out on the streets, eating out of garbage cans? ! I've paid for your bloody deportment classes a hundred times over! If you want your son, then I want out! Nobody leaves the Section. ...
- In what way? - She seems a little distracted. Like there's something on her mind besides the mission. Keep an eye on her. See if something's going on we should know about, then report back. Of course. What do you want me to do, Nikita? Pretend I value your life more than my son's? Steven and his friends are psychos....
I want to make sure the price we hear is the price you get. I'll go. Do you have a problem with that? Take care, love. Our buyer's man will call in a few minutes ...and tell us where to meet. I'll do the talking, okay? Funny. I was gonna say I should do the talking. I've dealt with these people before. They're gonna ...
It's a POW camp in Vietnam. Uh oh. Another MIA nutcase. It's where they kept the troublemakers, the- the men they couldn't control. - Your father was one of them? - Senior officer. Responsible for every man in that prison. The guards did everything they knew to break him down. Seven years. Seven years of hell. Out of ...
Show time. Borsos doesn't like third parties. Like I said, it's gotta be different this time. - How much do you want for the chip? - Ten million. You know Borsos would never pay that much. - He can flip it for twenty, maybe more. - We'll pay three. Six and that's it. CM-12 is the hottest thing on the market. It would ...
- I understand. The transfer takes place tomorrow night at ten o'clock. You confirm in one hour. You got that? - Got it. - Good. - You were listening. Did you hear him? - Yeah, I heard him. I do not understand how you could not want to talk to him, see him... - Nobody is asking you to understand. - You ought to tell h...
I'll see to it that you're free of the Section forever. - And, now we have a briefing. - I don't know if I can keep him alive. What are you talking about? Well, when the shooting starts, Steven's gonna realize he's been betrayed, and if it comes to a choice between him and Michael... You're the one who wants to be free...
! - Must be Borsos! No. He's getting it too! It's Michael. - It's Michael! - No! Steven! Steven, no! Thanks. - You got everything? - Yes, sir. Okay, let's go. You coming? I'm just gonna chill for awhile. I feel like being alone. - You all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. - Good bye. - Bye, Michael. Get up. - What happened? -...
- Sorry. I'll find it another way. I guess I owe you a thanks. A good bye will do. And a good luck. - Good luck. - You, too. Steven, do not spend your life looking for ghosts. If your father was the man you think he was, he'd want more for you. Go live! Have a life. You too. I will... I will. I verified that Steven is...
Unless I make a phone call, that tape will be delivered to him within the hour. He'll know everything. - A tape? - Yes, that's right. You mean... this tape? Yes? Peg, I got a problem. Nails drying. For once, why couldn't it be pie cooling, bread baking? Divorce pending? Look, Al, I am up from noon till Oprah, solving ...
I'm holding them. They're tiny birds. Yeah, so everyone, come up here and grab a finch. Come on. Come on, guys. You can watch them grow, right in front of your, uh, very own eyes. We have to keep them? You get to keep them. Why is this fun? I want to welcome you all to tonight's Highland Heights Soccer Organization pa...
That's very funny, Dad. Hilarious. So when I took over for Coach Benson... I hear he's a woman now. Ooh. Actually, uh, truth be told, no one knows where he is right now. A lot of people are concerned. I don't know why that's funny. God, I'm going to be honest, I... I didn't plan on speaking tonight. L... I was... I ...
Ditka is a great coach, we understand that, but he's a football coach. Understand? Right. And we are still losing, Phil. Okay, I understand your concern about our record, but with me it's not about win-lose. We are going to win one game eventually, right? Well, we've had a rocky start, but with a strong team effort, we...
And I wasn't going to say this, but I think some of them have salmonella. A fair amount, in fact. What? I may have inadvertently poisoned your children. You and I, we got something going. You know, maybe we can coach the Little League together. You really think that, huh? Yeah. Coach Ditka? Yes? Hi. Um, uh, our son, B...
Hey, Philly. Yeah, Dad. Hey, I've been meaning to talk to you about this Ditka thing. I don't like it one bit. Yeah, well, he's right here. I'm not blind. What, are you trying to stick it to the old man? You go to my mortal enemy for help? That's no way to talk about your neighbor. Oh, yeah? He's right. I hated him fro...
He's big. Stay out of this. I'll tell you for the last time. Hit the road! Who's gonna make me? I am. You're acting like... Oh! I took a punch from Hall of Famer, Mike Ditka, and I did not go down. Sure, I wobbled a bit, but I did not go down. That Ditka has fists like a small truck. Come here. Okay. Yeah, you need to...
Honey, come on, the kids need a real coach. Phil? Yeah? I love you. What does that have to do with anything? Okay. I quit. I give up. I give up. You go talk to Ditka. What for? He scares me. Have you ever looked into his eyes? Or at his hair? Well, he's been coaching for a long time. Share your feelings with him. Yo...
Hey, hey, get a grip on yourself, okay? Man up. I can't. You better or else I'm gettin' out of here. Here, drink this coffee. I don't like coffee. It's a vasoconstrictor. Hey, coffee is the number one drink in the world. Everybody drinks it. Even little kids in Mexico drink coffee. Well, I'm not a little kid in Mexico...
Um, uh, Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's good. Picks you up. It calms you down. It's the lifeblood that drives the dreams of champions. Oh. Now, you gotta tell me the problem, but if you cry, I'm out of here. L... I can't do it. I can't coach. I can't beat my old man. You can beat your dad! He's just a man. This coaching bus...
Okay. Keepa this up, you get nowhere in meat. Maria, the prosciutto. It's almost 10:00. Okay. Umberto! Hey, coach. Don't you worry, I got you bratwurst all ready. Hello. Beautiful. Grazie. Right. Are your nephews working today? Uh, si, in the back. Go back and take a look at these guys. Really? Yeah, yeah. Maria? Wow!...
Yeah. No, no, no, they not play soccer. They come here to apprentice me. Yeah. They have too much to learn. You know, English, meat. Too much. So they don't play soccer at all? They could learn from the American kids. Don't look like that to me. Please. They play with American kids, they... they pick up English. A lot....
Tigers, huddle up. Get in here. Come on. Get in here, guys. Come on. Everybody up. I know we're on a five-game losing streak, but I've got good news. Umberto. I've got two new players joining the team. Guys, Gian Piero and Massimo. Now, these boys are from Italy, okay? So they don't speak English that well. We're all...
Massimo! Gian Piero! Follow it. Wow! Crazy! Whoa. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah, team! New game plan. Get the ball to the Italians. Come on. Guys, bring it in. 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Generals! Generals! Yeah! I just got excited. Nice job. Nice job. Pizza at my house. We won, Dad. We finally won. We broke the Ti...
Everyone. Get enough pizza? You definitely had enough candy, I can tell that. I just... Ow! That got me right in the nipple. Hey, guys, I just wanna say: "Congratulations on the Tigers' first victory!" There's more where that came from. That's right. You guys, you all played great. So did Gian Piero and Massimo who ...
You said it a lot. Who did that? He did. He did! What? Nah! Kill Phil! Okay. Hey! All right! Goal! Why don't our two new players speak any English? Because they're Italian. You didn't know English that whole first year of your life. You had that made-up, like, goo-goo, gaa-gaa baby language. It was really irritating....
Right. Half-Caff. Half-Caff. We're... We're gonna have a Half-Caff. We're gonna have Half-Caff. Yeah. And, a Half-Caff. That's me. Mother of Pearl! That is hot! That was hot. Should have waited for the jacket. Yeah. I know, I got too eager. Another Half-Caff. Another Half-Caff. Whoa! Whoa. Uh, you. Head. # Saturday m...
OK. # I got a long long day ahead of me # Yeah! Tap. Pull. Okay? Tap and pull? Yes. # Saturday morning ## Mama mia. You're a real duffer, you know? # To lose your inhibition follow your intuition # I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy. How do you say "pizza" in Italian? Pizza. Pizza. How do you say "spaghetti?" Spaghetti. ...
I burned myself last time. Thanks for the tip. It's something you don't know at first. # Let's get it started # Would you look at those Italians go? # Let's get it started # Oh, God, I'm in bad shape for 11. Worm! Worm! # Lose control, of body and soul # Okay, Bucky, it was, like, so awesome. You should have saw it. T...
That's not coffee. That's my Russian vodka! Jack! No! Mom! UV index is very high today. I'm in the middle of a game, come on! I know. But your skin's more important. Mom, come on. Okay, go! Keep passing to the Italians! # Get it started, get it started # # Let's get it started, ha # # Let's get it started in here ## ...
No, I mean the air. What? Smells fresh. Yeah. What do you mean? Beautiful day. Yeah. Couldn't ask for a more beautiful day. I'm feeling fully alive. Tigers have won five in a row. The Italians and Ditka have won five in a row. We're 500. Yeah, we're 1,000. Look, Dad, I got a feeling we're gonna make it to the finals. Y...
Okay, here we go. Pooh! Boom! Sorry. Huevos Rancheros. You wanna quit now? No, no, no, no, no. Oh! Olé! You okay? Serve it. Phil? Honey? Don't talk to me, it's father-son time! Come on. Somebody should be videotaping' this. Ooh. Who's your trainer? Stop talking and serve! Maniac. Now, I bury you. Bury you! Bury you!...
You made an excellent impression on your son, by the way. Hey, I... I almost had you. What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, losing. I'll tell you, Dad. The Tigers are making it to the finals. That ain't never gonna happen. Oh, yeah? Never. You wanna make a bet? Yeah. Yeah? Fine. Okay. We'l...
Pelé ball. It's mine. I get it. Here comes Pelé. A little high and into the crowd. I got it! I got it! No. I got it. Yeah! Dad? What? Can I have the ball? For what? I caught it. Why? You get the next one. If I beat you in the finals, I get the Pelé ball. For the day. Forever. No way, Jose. No, sir. No way. All rig...
Good. Yes. See you tomorrow. Okay. Good. Yeah, I think we're gonna have to cut you off, sir. Ooh. Not a chance. Gotta go feed the meter. Line 'em up. Your wife told me about the bet you made with your old man. Oh, yeah? What of it? I think maybe you're getting ahead of yourself. We played the easy part of our schedule...
Okay, guys. I had you come here early today, so we could talk about some sloppy play. It's come to my attention that lately, I've noticed a general, blatant disregard for our game plan. Ambrose. Yeah? I saw a bunch of nonsense out there. What was going through your head out there last week? I was breaking my back for y...
Fun. Okay. Yeah. Hey, you're... you're late. Wh-Wh-Where've you been? Uh, there's a problem. Wait, where's Gian Piero and Massimo? We were supposed to pick them up. Hey, what's going on? Where are my Italians? Huh? I can't afford to lose this one, Umberto. Meat is now. Me and the boy will work all day to get this orde...
You know, at a certain point, these kids just wanna play soccer. They don't care about the meat. Uh, do I have to say that? 'Cause that's gonna cause some kind of a dramatic situation here. What are you saying, eh? What? Hello? Umberto? Umberto? All right, guys. We got 25 minutes and a lot of beef to cut. Let's get t...
Run! Don't look back! Run! We won! We won. Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Vultures. Vultures. Yeah! Good job, guys. Phil, it's freezing out here. It's not Phil. It's Coach Weston. And it's not freezing out here. Then why did you build a fire? Because fire is the stuff of warriors. And that's what we are...
But he does look delicious, you have to admit, right, if we had to eat someone? Dad, you're getting a little creepy. I know, let's all bay at the moon. What? You know, howl like a wolf. Shut up out there! You shut up in there! Come on, everyone. Bay at the moon. Ooh, I don't know. The Irish Cream sounds good, huh? What...
You can't kick me out! You know, you're... you're really invading my ear space. I'm a frequent coffee drinker. I'm part of the club. I have a card. Do you have a card? Do you have a card? No, I don't have a card. Does anyone here have a card? We don't have frequent drinker cards. That's a video club card. Zip it there,...
Okay, if that's how you want to play it. Okay. I am disappointed! Good. Get the door! Get the... Fine! Tigers, bring it in. Let's go. Let's go, guys. All right, Tigers. Let's get ready to play, huh? I don't wanna see any laziness there, okay? We win this, we're in the finals. If we get a big lead, we gotta pummel thes...
I... I don't think that's a very good attitude. You can't talk about hurting other players. You don't think? You don't... you don't think? I don't think you should be butting in when I'm talking to my team. You're my assistant, okay? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juice boxes when I tell you. Now go get m...
I'll see you, Mr. Big Time Coach. Bye-bye! I'm not like my old man! I'm a kind and gentle, compassionate human being, with a heart as big as a lion! We'll see you later, juice box! Everyone wave goodbye to juice box. Literally wave. Do it! Parents, too! Everyone waves! Okay. Guys... I only want winners out on the fie...
Hit the field. Let's go. Your dad's a trip, you know that? Move it! Move it! Huh. Pick up that piece of trash, Tom. Tuck in your shirt! What are you doing? Have a sense of pride, huh? In fact, why don't you take a lap? Go and run a lap! I'm timing you. Pick it up! Faster! Here we go! Bellissimo! Whoa! Let's go! Over...
Off the field, Tarzan. I'm off. Defense! Come on! You guys know anything about defense? Dad? Yeah? Dad? Dad? Not now, Sam. Can you put me in? Later. Later. Go grab some bench. Come on! There we go, Gian Piero. You look good. Think you can mark him? Yeah, I could take him. J.J., Zack, everybody see what we got to do ...
All right! Hey! Hey! Hey! Did you just push a kid to the ground? He fell down! He fell down! Play it up. Play it up. Play it up. Back and forth! Victory! We're in the finals! We're in the finals! All right! Losers! Losers! Losers. You're a loser! Loser! We won, Byong Sun! No. Phil! Stop it! Everyone should get o...
Okay. All right. That's it. I got this. Hold him down. Phil! Get the rope! What in the world happened to your dad? I don't know. But I'll tell you one thing. I'm never drinking coffee as long as I live. Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! What a day! Wh-What is with the coffee? Every home in Europe has its own coffee pr...
Winners? 'Cause that would make me a liar, okay? And at least, give me that. I am not a liar. You just lied, just a... When? Just a second ago! When? About the cone thing! Okay, you got me on that one. That's one lie, though. We're in the finals. Am I the only one who cares about that? Where's Sam? Well, Sam's up in hi...
You're like some kind of animal. An animal? Yes, like a wild animal. Where are you going? I'm going. Coffee will make you feel better. # The eye of the tiger ## Barbara, are you there? Pick up. It's me. Game's about to start. Where's Sammy? I thought you guys were gonna meet me here. Hello? Hello? You know what, I go...
Let's go. Huddle it up. Come on. Coach, um, where's Sam? Because I don't see him anywhere. He'll be here. Don't worry about it. Okay. Guys, listen up. Now I don't think it needs to be said more than once how important today's game is, huh? This is what we've worked all year for. Why are you whispering? For dramatic e...
We can do this! Again. We can do this! One more time. We can do this! You either win and go on to greatness, or you lose. And probably face a series of cataclysmic events for the rest of your lives. Bring it in, guys. Bring it in. Tigers on three. Whisper. One, two, three. Tigers. One, two, three, Gladiators! Good aft...
Are you ready for this? The Gladiators with some good ball movement. Shot! It's off the mark. Give it up, Dad! It's a long game, sonny! Hey, grab the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper! What? Hey! If it isn't fart-face Jones. What's up, farty pants? Bring it on. You can have the first punch right here. I could eat a box...
And they pass it of to little Byong Sun! Pass it off! Pass it! Do it! Shoot it, Byong Sun. Shoot it! No! No, no. Oh! Weak kick! Stolen away and kicked way downfield. Gladiators moving the ball. Hunter, catch up! Catch up. They find Bucky Weston in the open. He shoots! Score! Yes! Gladiators tie the game. Byong Su...
Take a seat. Go ahead. Ease up on him! You ease up on that corduroy jacket of yours. Gladiators moving the ball. Oh! Number 14 goes down. Come on! That? Good call, ref! That's a bad call! All right, coaches! Coaches here, now! God! That's a bad call, you know it! Hey, hey, hey. That's a bad call! Hey! Hey, I'm warn...
And keep your comments to yourself. Wow! What was that all about? Here's all I heard. The ref said... Then my Dad said... Then the ref said... Any more questions? Hit the road. Move it. Massimo with the ball, trying to pass it off to his brother. Come on! But Buck Weston has figured out this Tiger offense. Go! Get ba...
It took me all morning to convince him to come. And the only reason he is here is to support his team. What, he doesn't want to play for me? He would love to play for you but you've turned him into a benchwarmer. Sound familiar? Look, I just wanted to get to the championship game, that... Well, you're here, Phil. I'm n...
Hey, guys. Sam, you think I could talk to you? I guess. Honey, do you mind? Sure. So, I just was thinking, uh... You know, grown-ups are always telling kids how they mess up, right? But the truth is sometimes grown-ups screw up but we don't have anyone to tell us when we do it. I screwed up, Sam. You think? I just got ...
Thanks. Now, give me that jacket. Oh. It's bad? Horrible. Okay. Hey, guys. Everyone take a seat, if you would. I have something important I'd like to tell you. Um... I just want you guys to know that I know that I blew it. L... I... I... I completely blew it. And we should've just been having fun all along and hone...
He taught us exactly how not to play soccer. Actually, Sam's right. That's exactly what I did. We just need to take the field and you guys just do e-e-exactly the opposite of everything I've taught you. Does that make sense? What have I... What have I told you to do? Always play the Italians. Okay. There you go. Gian...
No. No, no, no, no. The most important thing is... is having fun and trying your best, all right? So, let's get out there and do everything the opposite of what I've taught you. Sound like a plan? Bring it in. Here we go. Yes. What are we gonna do? Don't listen to Phil! Take the field. Here we go, guys. Have fun! Do...
Thank you. I appreciate that. You look like you need those. Thank you. Appreciate that. You all right? Yeah, I'm all right. Just want to do a little vision test here. All right? Is that better or worse? Worse. Better or worse? Worse. Better or worse? Better! Okay. Put those on. Let's go, guys. Okay. All right. Come o...
Tigers with the ball. Mark! Mark! On the neck! Yes! Mark Avery kicks the ball up, catches it on the back of his neck. Yes. The rest of the Tigers are forming some kind of wedge. Break through. Win the ball back! Knock those clowns down. Mark Avery leads the league in the least amount of time played. Hey, keeper. Ew! M...
I can't believe this. Hunter is tearing down the field! And he kicks the ball to Jack. Get over there! Go, Hunter! Jack takes the ball into the corner. Whoa! It's a little bit high. Wait a second, what's going on? It's like they're forming some sort of mega person. Did everyone see that? A header by Byong Sun from Amb...
Less than a minute left to play. The Gladiators are completely out of sync here. And the ball goes to Ambrose who fakes. Watch it! It's a trap! Stay with the Italians! Come on, Sam! You're gonna have to get past old, uncle Bucky for this one. Here's something your dad never taught you. Goal! And you can put it on the ...
I'm not blowing smoke up my butt. I think you mean smoke up my butt. No. Dude, just take the compliment. You got it. I'll see you later. See you at the barbecue. Good job. Sorry, Grandpa. What, are you kiddin' me? If anyone's gonna beat me, I'm glad it was you. Great goal, Samson. So, you're not mad? The only thing th...
Yeah? Remember when we beat you in the championship? Yeah. Remember when, uh, when I shoved that kid in the pool? Whoa! Okay, Buck. You got me good, buddy. Yeah. How do you want your hamburger? Well done. Thanks, Buck. Okay. You got it. Hey, coach! Yeah? Hey. Hey. Um, I don't know if you heard, we won the championshi...
No. Okay. But you and I, we're good? We're good. Good. How about you and your old man? Better. Yeah. Listen. I mean no disrespect to you and your family. But my job in life is to make your dad's life a living hell. Hey, do what you gotta do. I gotta do it. I'm about to make good on that Pelé bet. You wanna come over...
It does, doesn't it? Yeah. Here. What? You keep it. No. You won fair and square. It's yours now. No. You beat me, Philly. Well, the Tigers beat you. I mean I had a good time kicking your butt, I'm not gonna lie, but i-i-it's not about winning. I thought it was. It's not. About... About you and me, you know, the... th...
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# Or say good night # # We can work it out # # We can work it out # # Work it out when you're dating # 'Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth Estate is the garden of Eden 'but it's been a good home to us - me, Frank Gallagher, 'and me kids who I'm proud of, 'cos every single one of them reminds me a little of me. 'They c...
'You'd have to ask Fiona.' 'A bit of pride, maybe, and how you cope when it all hits the fan... 'especially if you're standing right in front of it at the time. 'The thing I rate about Fiona is that she didn't even duck.' l wouldn't kick him out of bed for a wet fart. He's not my type. He's everyone's type! He's a fuc...
Hello. How the fuck did that happen? How the fuck did Fiona end up with Joey Dawson? Joey Dawson? ! Joey. Oh... Joey. Oh, fuck! What was he like? Phwoar! Oh, fuck! Didn't think he would be. I don't think we used anything. I thought you were on the pill? When I was with Steve, yeah. Half a packet now, half a packet late...
! It happens, Carl. Do you want some toast? Two slices, my darling. What's happened? Fiona had sexual intercourse with Joey Dawson. Debbie! That's what Mrs Henderson calls it in Health And Society. She says it's immature to use the other words. Looks like he shagged you ragged. Change the fucking record! Argh! Shit. ...
We got everything out of him in time and hormones aren't immediately dangerous. Worse case scenario would be him growing a pair of tits. HE CHUCKLES For God's sake! If you that worried about it, get an X-ray. (Debbie) Ask me. I remember every Christmas prezzie for the last eight years. I'm really sorry, Joey. 1 998. (D...
Somebody's got lan's blood group wrong which means you're wrong, which means I'm not liable for ten quid. Doesn't have to mean that. Yes it does. It could mean that dad's not lan's dad. Durrr! What? KNOCK ON DOOR Can someone get that? Here, love, give it to me. Have you got any aspirin at yours? I've got a head like a...
A shake for breakfast, a soup for lunch and then a sensible tea. For three-and-a-half years. Fiona Gallagher. Bet you never thought the sperm whale be a health professional, eh? OK if I have a look at your brother? Just my fucking luck, them sending her. She's all right, in't she, sperm whale? Veronica, I gave her that...
Kids, eh? Yeah! It was good to see you, Katrina. Good luck with the wedding. Who's the lucky fella? Joey, Joey Dawson. Mrs Dawson. Fucking weird, eh? See ya! I'm not kidding. She finds out I slept with Joey, I'm dead! Promise me these are staying on. What are you like? No tits! Promise me! Cross me heart and hope to...
He's come for the van keys. That he left here last night when he crashed out cos he'd had too many before he slipped in the shower and broke his arm. She wants to know why we haven't got one of them mats? We have! Keys! Liam had them. They're in our house somewhere. Kitchen table. Keep her talking, yeah? Keys! Keys! ...
Saved my life. See! I told you! Over-reaction! What? ! You're not my dad. What the fuck have I done now? Type O blood, I've got, so you can't be my real dad. It's scientifically impossible. Of course I'm your fucking dad. Frank Gallagher does not fire blanks, lan. I can remember it clear as day. 1 987, cos they'd jus...
So it's true? Falls into place, don't it? Betrayal. All the way down the fucking line. How sharper than a serpent's tooth. No, listen, right. Whatever that tosspot did to your mum, you are still my son. You're all my kids. Even a gobshite like Lip. Yes! Here, remembered. I need a sombrero and a guitar. For netball? We'...
How long have you known about this? There. lt's my best shot. Ian. You're full of surprises. Look, I just find out. Dad reckons it were the manager of this offie where mum had a Saturday job. Offie in Eccles. Yeah, I remember. I were gonna tell you. Honest. Do you want to find him? Yeah. Why? We're your family. is it...
I'll be there, you know. And we still haven't caught up properly, have we? No. Yeah. Go on then. Why not? Great, look forward to it. Jockey's your local, in't it? (Fiona) Can't you just tell her the truth? "l told a white lie and now it's got out of hand." Yeah, she'll understand(! ) I may as well tell I shagged Joe...
Fiona, will you get a grip? So, you're not officially Liam's guardian. You're over 21 , you're a better fucking mum than Monica ever was. Go down the Jockey, see Katrina and sort it out. You're right. You're right. What's the worst that can happen? I love you, Fiona. Fuck's sake, Joey. I mean... I mean... You don't. ...
It's not about Ricky Parr, is it? No, nothing like that. It's... It's silly really. I didn't realise it was you at first when you came to the house to see our Liam. It's more automatic than anything. Hey, secret admirer over there. Hello. You know him? Well, to talk to. I were just saying, she could do with a fella. C...
Think that's an excuse? Think I've fucking forgotten? Sperm whale. OK. I'm sorry. But Chatsworth Comp - it was the law of the jungle down there. Think you were the only one who went through it? Yeah, you were fat, and the lads used you as a spunk bucket and they weren't very nice to you. But you know what, neither were...
Fuck off! I swap you that for that? The difference comes out my wages. But they're unopened. I've got an arrangement. Ask Yvonne. You'd better talk to her. She'll be in at tea time. Oh, blood will out. Gary Bennett. You wouldn't give your mum a fucking discount at the offi. Mingy little twat. I'll mention that when I...
I think everyone's got tendencies, but... You don't need to be, cos you'll be pretending. Playing a part, acting. Acting? You'll be you, but you'll say that you're our mum, cos we think of you like our mum anyway, don't we? It sets you thinking though, don't it? Like when you imagine if you hadn't been born and someone...
What's up with him? Come on, sweetheart. lt's past your bedtime. DOOR SLAMS Where the fuck's Sheila? You're not at Sheila's, Dad. Dad, bathroom! Don't fucking touch me. Eccles. You told him, didn't you? You in on it and all? Whatever. Yeah, whatever. You're all the fucking same like your fucking mother. - Don't touch....
Bit jealous. Little bastard gets a shot at a real dad, instead of some incontinent fucking sperm donor. Thing about Dad, you're fine as long as you remember to expect fuck all. Only useful thing he's ever said to me, not at me, my whole fucking life, when I was little, I was making breakfast. Dad chucked his slice of t...
Hiya. She thinks you're planning a break-in. What are you doing here? Moral support, whatever that means. Debbie passed on the details. Are you going in? Might not even be there. Probably get his wife. I didn't think about his wife. What if she's got kids? I might have half-brothers or sisters. Find out. Go on. Fuck it...
No problems at all. There we are, take the pot to the kettle, never the kettle to the pot. Oh! No teaspoons. On my first visit, I saw some bruising where Liam had been hit by one of his brothers. Can you tell us how this happened, Mrs Gallagher? It was Lip that moved. As I said to your colleague, it was an accident. K...