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It's all about the power within. Don't race the dogs too much. Don't drug them, whatever you do. Don't make any money. Hii-yah! * Okay, just relax. Just listen to me; repeat what I say. I know everything there is to know about girls. Enjoy your meal. Thanks. You okay? Your neck? Me? Oh, yeah, my neck's a little sore. I...
Nothing like a good question. What am I, Plato? Uh, let's see now. Maybe you can try, "Life is full of change. Uh, but in this case, I must admit..." Oh, I'd love to lick your face and sniff your tail. No, you can't use that. You can't use that. Let's see, "In this case, I must admit..." In this case, I must admit... A...
Did you ever hear of a seeing eye cat? Or a watch cat? No. Wow. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Had a little cat rage there. I... it... j-j-just... just just overtakes me. Let me try to get it together. Uh, um, uh, try this: Let's not talk about me. Let's talk about Ashley Wilkenson, her hopes, her dreams... Her fantasies. Well... I ...
Excuse me? I don't... I didn't mean... I didn't mean that at all. I mean, you're incredible, but you're not a dog. Ashley. Ashley. Please. Thanks a lot, Cyrano de Bonehead. Good night, miss. Ashley! Ashley, no, wait! Gah! Now what am I supposed to do? How do I know? I'm just a dog. If it was me, I'd chase the car. Ash...
I don't really get out much either. You know, I'm not your typical dog. I'm not into chasing cars or playing fetch. I'm actually... not the party type. I never go to parties. Never have parties. Ooh, this smells... Oh, excuse me. Ladies first. I don't do hydrants. Whoa! Uh! You want to come back to my place? You know, ...
I got to go. So there was a party. No, no, it's my cousins. They're in town. Yeah, okay. Bye. Ashley, wait. Come on, keep up. Rah! Rah! * Hey, I just saw Mrs. Rottweiler. She said the puppies have been up crying all night. Puppies? You dog! Coming through. Excusez-moi. Ay caramba. I'm so high. Hey, Bernie. Hey, we play...
Don't you give me that look. Ooh, yeah. Down! I'm gonna poo on his lawn. You thought this was a party? No, it was a conference on world peace. Fowler, I was undercover. Undercover? I was questioning the dogs on the street about what goes on at the Cage Kennel Club. Right. Not mine. As a matter of fact, the Dane's cousi...
The formula has to be in their mainframe computer. Bingo. Not you. I know you're not Bingo. Access denied. Access denied? Okay, we've got to break in there, but we've got to be really smart about it. All right, Fowler. What do you think of my disguise? Hey, give me that. Ow. Ew, doggy drool. Ow. What is this, bumper ca...
Oh, God. I bet Lassie didn't have to go through this. Ow. Get in. Come on, push, push. Ow! This harness is going to ruin my love life. I'll tell you something: Tom Cruise had this figured out better. And I'm not getting $20 million, either. Good job, boy. All right, this is the place. What's happening? Whoa, big... b-b...
I'll set off the alarm. Hold... hold... stop. Good. All right, now swing me back and forth. Fowler, I'm just hanging here. You're late. Everybody's already here. We have to stop the animal testing. Why? Stage four isn't complete. Well, why do you think? Father. You've seen the way he's been acting. She's so changed. Uh...
All right. Three more minutes to download, and we're out of here. Downloading complete in 2 minutes, 48 seconds. Wait, somebody's coming. Get me up, up, up, up. Up! Up! Pull. Now it looks quite wonderful. A lab? Why wasn't I told about this? When did you have this done? As soon as I realized the awesome power of Lot 9...
Children will never be orphaned. We're close, people. Very close. My vital signs are equally impressive. It's him. Wolfgang, the guy I bit. What's happening? Keep up the good work. Yes, sir. Aw, come on, Cho Cho. You should be excited. We did it. Got the evidence to put them away right here. Excited? Cage and I were bo...
And in Gate 4, Distant Thunder, winner of her last three starts. In Gate 5, Misery Loves Company. She's been off her feed in recent weeks, but still a viable threat. In Gate 6, Do-Si-Do. "Dominance" is her middle name. Dad, it's important. How important can it be, son? Trouble. Someone broke into the mainframe and... S...
What it does is, it enhances natural herbs to camouflage the added chemicals so they don't show up during tests. Now we think that Chin Li discovered it; tried to take a sample to the police. That's why they killed him. Bingo. Hi, hello, hi, hi. Thief or thieves of Lot 99, you have made a mistake big-time. Fowler... No...
Not only did my evidence go up in smoke, but there's not a cop on the force who believes me. I believe you. You do? The only way we can prove this case is if we finish what Chin Li started. We've got to get a sample of Lot 99. We? Yeah, we. Are you sure about this? I mean, let's face it: my career has gone to the dogs....
Whoo! * Do, do, doo doo, do... * Hey, Grandma, what are you doing out here? Listen, my name's Cho Cho, and I'm a cop. I need to get a sample of the stuff they've been putting in the food of the younger dogs. Don't touch that stuff. It's poison. It's like magic at first. It makes you faster, stronger. Then it begins to ...
Wait here, okay? I got to go find Cho Cho. Okay. Excuse me. I have a... a call. Uh-huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Cho Cho, where are you? Over here. Cho Cho. I got a sample of Lot 99. Let's get out of here. Better handle it with care. What are you talking about? Southern Beauty just died from it. Hold it. Don't shoot! It...
Lieutenant, this is the second time that your detective has, uh, broken in. I don't know whether he's working for a competitor or just obsessive. Either way, he's dangerous. That... that's a lie. It's Lot 99 that's dangerous. That stuff will kill you, Cage. Just like it killed Southern Beauty. I'm sure your superiors w...
Hey! Who's in charge here? Pull him down. Cho Cho. Watch those fangs. Cho Cho! Cho Cho. Let him go! Please! Cho Cho! There's still no word from Officer Wilkenson? Okay, please keep calling her, and let me know the minute you find her. Okay? Thank you. And in business news... Volume up. In about an hour, CEO Hamilton Ca...
There you go. Now you're on to something. COLAR, you still have the floor plan data that was downloaded when we breached the Cage Biotech mainframe? Oh, you want to hack into the security cameras at Cage Biotech. Looks like I programmed some dog sense into you. Go. Show time. Curtain up. Keep scanning. I'm scanning. Ca...
Don't worry, I'm coming for you. Let me think. Search the address of the Animal Control Center, and download it immediately into my palm computer. You got it, boss. * Baby. * We done as good as we could do. * * So what if I bit a mailman but misunderstood you. * * Ooh, baby. * Why knock yourself out? * * I got the blue...
Every dog has his day, you know? All right, now I'm going after Ashley. You and boys try to break up the press conference. Get a 911 call in if you can. Yeah, I got a bone to pick with Mr. Cage. Nice doggy. Nice doggy. Doggy want a bone? You're a scientist, not a criminal. You don't want any part of this. This stuff wi...
Thank you. Thank you. Please be brief. Today is a day where we celebrate the triumph of a human life. When you add all-natural L99 to your, uh, uh, products, they will transform themselves into the sustenance of... life itself. For L99 is... pure power. Pure, uh, uh... Pure, uh... uh... power. Pure, uh, uh... youth. La...
Now! Behind you! Where... where are we? Whoo, hello. Watch it, buddy. She's underage. I'll be 18 next month. Hey, cowboy. You talkin' to me? Nice job out there. You looking for Hamilton Cage? Well, he went thataway. Which was is thataway? The elevator, Dick Tracy. Thanks. You're okay... for a cat. Hey, take care of you...
You're out of your... Oof! Cage, you don't know what you're doing. You're hurting everybody. Turn yourself in. Now. Never. Daddy? You're sick, Cage. You have to be stopped, and I don't want to have to hurt you. Well, that's certainly going to make this fight a whole lot easier for me. * Hii-yah! Intriguing. Chin Li's t...
Whoooa. Hey. Yow. Let's get, uh, serious, shall we? Oh, no. That scar. It was you I bit. It was you. Don't be so surprised. Huh! Ha! Ouch! Chin Li was like a father to you. Well, he wasn't my father. My father died and left me alone. And then I searched for that fountain of youth, so that no child would ever orphaned a...
Never. Waa-haa! Whoo. Ha ha! Missed. Missed again. Try again. Keep trying. Missed. Good try. Missed. Missed again. Ooh-ah! Hello, Clarice. * Whoosh! Okay, my ultimate weapon: super lick. Okay, here we go. Left, right. Left, left, right, right, right, right, right, left, right. Uh! And finally, this one's for Chin Li. H...
Good job, Cho Cho. That was incredible. Thank you. Had to be done. Hamilton Cage, there's something I've wanted to say to you for a while. You're under arrest for kidnapping, racketeering, cruelty to animals, and conspiracy for the murder or Chin Li. Oh. Fowler! You hurt my daddy. Uhh! No! Oh, no. Cho Cho. He's been sh...
You just have to find it. Sometimes you need help to do that. So I'd like to dedicate this medal to someone who saved my life, someone who taught me what I really needed to learn, someone who I wish could've been here today, someone who was there when I really needed him, Cho... Cho Cho. Ladies and gentleman, the dude...
* Oh, baby, you know * what I like. Whoo. Yeah! * Chantilly Lace had a pretty face * * and a ponytail hanging down. * A wiggle in her walk and a giggle in her talk, * * Lord, made the world go round. * * Ain't nothing in the world like a big-eyed girl * * to make me act so funny, make me spend my money. * * Make me fee...
* I'll take you for who you are * * if you'll take me for what I am. * * I can be meaner than a junkyard dog * * or gentle as a newborn lamb. * * I been trained in the school of hard knocks. * * I can push, pull, run nonstop. * * And on my hind legs, I'll do more than just beg. * * I'm a bona fide, borderline cop. * * ...
Every sip from one of those places is raping Colombia and enriching an American corporation. Yes, well. Morning! Well, frankly, the little Italian cafe that you patronise can hardly be called a pattern of ethical virtue. It's like something out of the Sopranos, isn't it? Thank-you. Milk in first, leaf not bag? I just f...
But they want panic to look like consistency. What about "Same Shit, New Bucket"? JAMIE: "The Big Ideas"? Then they'd get sued for misrepresentation. It would be so much easier if politics were like software. They could just call it Bollocks 1, Bollocks 1.1, Bollocks XP Home Edition... Oh, look, there's a story about o...
But he can still have his dinner off one. Why is the public junking junk-food? Because this is about Iraq. The public are voting with their mouths, saying to this government and its bosses in Washington, we're sick of your milk shakes. And I'll go further. In the past, we have boycotted South African wine and Zimbabwea...
That's the iris scan done. Do we conclude from all this that Britain has been added to the axis of evil? Sir, I have to warn you that humour can become a security issue. OK. Now just a few questions. Is it now... Or has it ever been? Is it now, or has it ever been, your intention to overthrow by force the government o...
It may be a little stale in here. We've had to switch the air-con off. Students are holding a bagel-burning under the vent. You've met Hazel... under-secretary for public affairs? May we offer you some fine iced tea? You couldn't run to heated-up tea? This is kinda the way we like it. Gentlemen, we have brought you her...
This problem you want us to deal with... Yes. These are the latest press cuttings you sent me. "Is Peter Harrow The Nicest Man In The World?" "The Man I'd Love To Marry." "Britain's Most Shaggable Guy." I don't see the problem. You think these press cuttings are good? But have you seen where they've come from? These t...
Iraq... Benny Hill. Gentlemen, the situation is, as I am being driven through the streets of London now, I see Ronald McDonald burning on bonfires, I see Budweiser being poured down storm-drains. Peanut-butter sales in the UK are down 90% this fiscal. Now, bad enough when the Brits all want to be skinny. But this... th...
Poor kids. That's great. No, it's better than that. It's perfect. Sit down, have a brandy. Bunk off the sickle exhibition. Pictures of weeping chemo-kids in tomorrow's papers. We couldn't buy better publicity than that. Look, Jamie, maybe this could be like the last bar of chocolate before I go on the diet, eh? Oh! ...
I'd bring that in here if I were transport minister. It'd be LEFT turn. Come on, Alison. You haven't said anything yet. I'm not really the person for this. Before John Kennedy was on to this, I was boycotting America. I have nothing to do with the place at all if I can help it. Oh, yes? What's your favourite film then...
The English cod and French fries, please. Oh, tell me, any complaints about the new menu? The occasional American tourist. We send them round the corner to McDonalds. Sir? The all-day full English breakfast for me. And to drink? Oh, tea, tea. And in a blue-and-white striped mug, if you've got one. So, why did you want...
Don't be silly, John! No, in my business, we take a fee off a urinal after pissing in it. Tell me, John, why don't you trust me? Because you're a satanic, amoral double-dealer who's employed by the other side. Well, you're right. I am a total bastard. And I'm playing both sides. But I won't tell my colleagues, my clien...
Although you're famous for never coming up with an idea without researching it. So, what we need is for Peter Harrow to be accused of sexual deviance and falling professional standards. Does he have a mistress who could blab? No. He fell in love with a 14-year old... That's good - the Bill Wyman of TV travel. ...when ...
Not bad at all. Which is why, Ozzy, I think you're made for the part of Shane in Emmerdale. He is a tramp, yes. Monosyllabic, but it's a great little cameo. He does indeed die in the first episode, but who wants to hang around Emmerdale, watching their career give up the ghost? And you'll be up for Best Guest Artist In...
It was clearly somebody determined to destroy Peter Harrow's reputation. Well, that person may have failed because we're just hearing, Jamie, that Peter Harrow has issued a full apology to the hotel staff involved... and he has agreed to give a charity lecture there. Jamie, that's got to be good news for you as his PR,...
Why everybody loves America. That had a slickness that was almost... American. The rest of it is just variations on the same theme, really. Belgium fills the high street with waffle bars. Canada replaces the Grand National with moose racing - that sort of thing. Excuse me, Mr Ambassador, we're hearing that John Kenned...
I guarantee you, there'll be a run on Egg McMuffins by lunchtime. I can't believe we're celebrating a client's arrest. Is it true that you hit a Virgin check-in girl? It was pure luck. I booked myself into economy, like Jamie said. All ready to get drunk and be rude to the working classes. But the check-in girl said t...
Production Investor/ chol Yong-bae Producer/ chol Hyuck Executive Producer/ Yun Jong-yun Director of Photography / chol Chan-kyoo Gaffer/ Kim Dong-Ho Written Directed by KOO Sung-joo Long Winding Road Digging and digging and digging again. No strength left to get back home. Where am I to go? I just want to have a nic...
I better work hard to avoid being named a lazy old hag. Nothing compares to Ma's noodles. Of course not. Mother, you want to go to Eun-young's wedding, right? How many years has it been since you had motion sickness? I fainted the year I turned forty. Try counting the years since. I spent too much energy giving birth t...
Just think of it like that and laugh it off. Why do you look so tired? Are you all right? It's a long story. Oh, I see. No matter how dizzy you feel that's just how the world is. Then you can just walk. It's simple. Just walk to the wedding. But it's so far. Eighty miles at least. They say it's all downhill after the f...
Honey, we should plan a trip overseas sometime. That's some spoiled talking. Then when will we pay off all our debts? That isn't always the case. You can do it for a couple hundred bucks, if you look around. - Really? - l have some money saved up I'll treat Mother Jae-young and Ja-myung to China. You get to travel to C...
I should've had it nearby... Don't say that. I don't want to ruin one of the most important events in your life. I mean... thein-lawswouldn't have been happy about it either. Hey, scratch my back. Come on, you old hag. Get up and scratch my back. Well? Scratch my back al ready. It's driving me nuts. What are you doin...
It's not some big deal ... So, you're telling me that she's walking to the wedding? Yes, that's what I'm saying. She's really determined to do so. I don't think just stopping her will be the solution. Jae-young, do you think her body can handle that? If she received Marine training before she leaves, but otherwise... ...
Nevertheless, I don't think anything will stop her... Did she mention why she has to be at the wedding? Since she got back from a temple. Something she wants to give to Eun-young herself, I hear. And what's that? Since Grandma can't ride cars because of her dizziness, We can just think up a different method. I think a...
'Evil has no power in the presence of a Marine.' Goodness, I can't. It's too dizzy. I'm sorry, but please put me down. Maybe if we give her sleeping pills or anesthesia She'll be there before she knows it... It's going to be difficult. Considering your age, lt's dangerous to take sleeping pills let alone anesthesia. H...
There's no way you can make it. What are you doing? Take her back home. What are you gonna do if she gets sick? We weren't disappointed that you couldn't come to our wedding. Ma... Gracious were there this many scarecrows? is the family going on an outing ma'am? You must be so tired. I'm on my way to the wedding in Mo...
It's going to be a long journey so take care of your mother. But... Wherehaveall those sparrows gone? You're relentless. Why are you making these scarecrows anyway? To avoid being lonely. Even if everyone leaves this way I won't be lonely. I have no idea what you're talking about. is it good? You're right? Do you real...
My mom is learning to read and write! Gracious. Still , it's embarrassing so lower your voice. - Oh, all right. - Someone might hear. Let's start from here again. Beautiful sky! There's a lot of dragonflies around here. But it's a worrysome. Lots of dragonflies means it's gonna rain soon. - Oh no. - We better hurry. G...
- That's good. Mother, is the walking okay? Ja-myung said, it's like a picnic I'm having a pretty good time. We can use a shortcut tomorrow we're taking the mountain course. - Will that be okay with you? - That's actually great. It would be much better than walking on hard cement. Plush soil is the easiest to walk on. ...
Hello? Jae-young, it's me. Where are you? I'm downtown right now. I heard you're accompanying Ma. Sure sounds like our Ma. How can I miss Eun-young's wedding. I heard that you al ready left with her. Why are you bringing that up? Okay, don't worry. So where are you now? Where? *What would you like? *Take off the stem o...
- Why? What are you carrying that around for? This? I brought this because of Ma. I thought you might feel lonely. It should be okay about here pretty quiet. You ready? I figured Ma might be bored on her walk so I recorded some oldies? You know Ma's a big fan of Nam ln-su. What a surprise. Ma, you got a great son here....
Damn, it's hard to go to a wedding. Who would believe this? Oh, man... Are you sure there's no other way? Jae-young said we won't even make it if we go around. We have to go across this to get to the wedding. What a life this is... Ma, just try to get over. Just close your eyes. That's exactly what I'm doing... Are ...
Let's rest a little bit. - Ma, let's have a break. - Well ... You better be good to Mom. Look at the trouble she's putting herself through. Yes, hang on. I'll pass it on to Ma. Mom, it's Eun-young. Right... - Hello. - Mom. Hello? Yes, it's Mom... Why are you crying all of a sudden? Now I'm getting all teary-eyed......
Look at your legs how thin they are. You poor thing. Stay here while I check ahead. I don't know anything not anything. Don't ask me cause I haven't got a clue. Suede... suede...boots. They are only for the Marines. - You're all tense. - That feels good. Ma, I'm your favorite, right? Mother, how are you holding up? - ...
- Thanks. - No, it was nothing. I wish you all the best. I'll see you at the wedding, sir. Victory! Dae-yong, don't fight with Jae-young on the way. What am I , a child? I'm not gonna fight. Quit nagging and go home al ready. - Okay, we're leaving. - Sure. - Drive safely. - We're leaving. Where are you going? Aren't yo...
You're over forty for crying out loud so start acting your age. What are you gonna do about it? Aren't you gonna pour me some? What are you saving your own hands for? Your wife's breasts? Or maybe they're for the ass. Hey, that's funny. I'm an idiot for trying. Come here, everbody. What the hell is this? Ugh. Shit. I'...
Thanks to Jae-young nagging the heck out of me. Did I pour it down your throat? You drank it with your own two hands. You disrespectful asshole, you can't even reason between fact and fiction. Why are you two bickering over a meal ... Jae-young, will we arrive in Mokpo today, if we walk all day? Yes, I think it'll nea...
- Goodness. - What are you trying to say? You, just shut your mouth. I'm doing this all for you, Mom. You're saying this out of concern, are you? You worthless bastard. Mom, I'm sorry. Please calm down. Let's get you out of the rain. Mom, I'm sorry. I won't go, then... I just won't go... Come on Mom. You're not mad, ...
Have a drink. A glass or two is good for ya. This is Bae Ho, right? Wow, how did you know? His voice sure was nice back in the day. Shame that he died so early. Oldies sure are the best aren't they? They just touch you in such a way... Music these days don't sound Korean anymore. It's impossible to understand what the...
She doesn't even deserve to die. She doen't even need Ma. What am I , now? What am I? Ma, what's wrong? You lose something? What did you lose? Mom, did you lose money or something? But your hands were empty. Come on. Look carefully. No... It'sno bigdeal... Tell us what it is. It's hard to think straight with you two f...
Well ... Ma, have a seat. It's nice and cool . Wanted/ PARK Dae-yong Ma, you want some cold water? Sure. Bring us over a glass of cold water here. Didn't you have to go? That's why we came, right? It's okay... What? I thought you were just dying to go... You keep holding it in and it'll turn on you. Hurry on over an...
- l'll try going in first. - Oh No, son. - Don't worry Ma. - Stop! Don't go in! - Water is my buddy. - Goodness gracious. - lt's all right, Ma. You go and rest over there. - lt's not so bad. - lt's very deep. - Are you sure? - Yeah. It doesn't even come up to my waist. Oh my goodness. Son! Jae-young! Oh no. Son! My ...
It doesn't look that bad. Let's just try it. Contestant number one! Ready, set, go! Look at all the lovely colors. These red and blue ones look like the ducks on old marriage beds and the yellow ones look like baby chicks. But... here I am old and withering. You think I'm pretty? Each wrinkle on my forehead is like ea...
The rain just keeps on falling over Samgakji Rotary... You like me that much, eh? Don't make a fuss in the middle of the street... I just need to pee over here. You're the prettiest lady in the whole world. Why isn't it coming out? The rain keeps falling over the rotary... Damn. Why is Dad's death so funny, ma? You ...
How long has it been? Let me hug my beautiful little sister. Hey, you dumb idiot... what are you doing to a nun? What's going on here? Were you waiting for us the whole time? I sure was. Since before sunset. How did you know that we were coming this way? Someone told you, didn't they? Who'd ya talk to? Buddha came to ...
I just thought of my card, okay? Happy now? What card? You idiot you're a rotten thief. I should've called the cops on you that time. You were lucky you were my brother. Who steals from their brother? Huh? Steal his credit card and took out 3 million Won? Three grand is a lot of money. - Do you even have a clue? - l h...
I'm afraid I'll bother you being here. Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop seeing you? Mother... Mom, I'm sorry... How can I even ask for forgiveness? I thought it was supposed to be like that. Toiling in the fields all day, freezing your hands doing the laundry in winter, and not taking care of yourself. I j...
'Then you won't have to hurt anymore.' But I ran to her and the moment I saw her face, I begged her to just open her eyes one more time. I asked how she could leave so sudden. I still felt like she'd be smiling there if I turned around. Young-ok, ln the next life I hope your Grandma and I could switch places. I'd give ...
Don't worry about me and keep going. Ma, you okay? - You're good, right? - keep your head up, Ma. What the hell are you carrying around that piece of shit for anyway? I don't know... Guess I just grown attached to it. This right here's something, indeed. Isn't he, Ma? It's all a fallacy... a fallacy. To get your mind ...
Ma, let's go in. Grandma go in first. Our Mom is quite something. Ma is really something all right. Yes, more than great! It was worth the long journey to come here. Eun-young looks beautiful doesn't she? Eun-young! Hey little sister. Ma's here. Come on Ma, over here. Mom. Mom... Mom... Baby, stop crying now. You'll ...
And this here is a letter. I almost killed myself writing this letter. 'For my dear baby' 'the first thing that comes to mind is how much I miss you.' 'Always obey your new in-laws with respect' 'and have a wonderful life.' And now, in the presence of all the guests, We will begin the wedding of groom CHOl Yong-tae, PA...
The president of the United States! You have a country full of people who believe in you. Those are the nominees I can guarantee I can get through Congress. I want you to be my chief of staff. They don't see me as a spouse. They see me as an advisor. Do yourself a favor, Rod. Stay in your lane. - I went to public scho...
Ma'am, the truth is our nascent administration - needs the win more than his does. - All right. Big day tomorrow. Let's all try to get some rest. Thank you. I had the Russia desk translate a few phrases for you. - Thank you. - Good luck tomorrow. Thank you. For a second, I thought I was being handed a script to read ...
- Good night. So my chief of staff won't even discuss bringing up the - dissident journalists with Kharkov. - Mm-hm. He's just... You know, he shuts me down every time. Just starts lecturing me. Oh, lectures. Lectures are bad. - Right? - Hmm. Get to bed. You just gotta learn to turn off your mind. - Mmm... - Uh-huh....
I was looking all over for you and I couldn't find you. OK. Well, I'm here now. I'm here. Mommy's here. Baby. - Everything all right, ma'am? - She had a nightmare. - Go. Go. - She's OK. Sorry, sir. My eggs are overcooked. - I like the yolks runny. Yours OK? - Perfect. I'll remind the chef. Stay out of trouble las...
He and his wife. You have to pick up the NSA in 20 minutes. Yeah. It's going to be a challenging day for our president. I think by the end of it she may well wish that she were back running her school. Good morning. Got some fresh chocolate-chip muffins for you today. Sam, what are you doing to me? You know I have a g...
Wanna make sure we're up to speed for the state dinner this evening. Wait, that state dinner thing's tonight? Yes. Very exciting, isn't it? - Bye, Daddy. - Bye. - Bye, baby. - See ya. - Come on, guys. - Becca. What? No goodbye? Bye. Madam President. Mr. Calloway. - Big day. Big, big day. - I can hardly wait. I want...
She defied the dying wishes of a great man. - It's unforgivable. - Damn right. Wolfie, I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run for president. I have to. And I'm gonna win. - If it's against her... - It'll be against her. Oh, yeah. I guarantee you that. She'll run as an Independent. And do you know how many states she's going to...
Your resignation has to be tendered within the hour. Madam President, remember to allow us an adjustment in your heels so they don't engage the grass... Keep Kharkov on your right so the stills have a clean shot of you - inspecting your troops... - OK. Oh, and sir, protocol dictates that you kiss both Mrs. Kharkova's c...
You're the United States of America. - OK. Let's do it. - Mm-hm. Ten-hut! Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. Hey. Um, I think you... Yeah, you were in my dream last night. - I'm... Almost for sure. - Oh, yeah? - What was I doing, Jenny? - I can't remember. But I'm pretty sure you were wearing...
Every girl in our school wants to lose it to you. - Not true. - 'Course it is. Makes a great story when she's old and fat and has nothing else in her life but a bunch of high school memories. Horace! You took my biology book and it had my homework in it. I had to take an incomplete. Thanks. No problem, I have bio nex...
What's it say about your ability to lead, Madam President, when your security advisor resigns on such an important day? The issue at hand isn't this woman's ability to lead, but of her security advisor's willingness to follow. OK. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. That was great. Kharkov totally covered for the preside...
Hold him for two minutes, then send him in. i had a meeting... - Send me in some coffee, please. - Yes, sir. How'd the president react to your resignation? That is between the president and me. So we're not going to proceed with the sale of nuclear fuel to Büshehr... Until the Iranians have met all their international ...
So tell me the truth. Don't you feel that this job is just a little limiting? That is only the job, if that's what you make of the job. Item seven on the agenda. Sturgeon hatcheries on the Volga River. - Which we thought might... - Mr. President, if I may. I wonder if we could table the discussion of caviar, for now, ...
The petals brown with fingerprints... - Hey, Dad. - Hi, Rebecca. Um, hey, you have a sec? - You smell that? It's nice, huh? - Yes. Roses. Very, very nice. Yellow roses. Over a thousand of them. - For tonight's dinner. - Yeah. About tonight's dinner. - You're going. - Dad, that's not fair. You're going. None of my ...
If you did, you wouldn't have tried to handle me like that. - I was trying to protect you. - I'm gonna... - I think that we should... - Uh, you hang back, Kelly. We have a bigger problem. A bigger problem than not having the support of my chief of staff? - Secretary Witherspoon's resigned. - What? Charlie Witherspoon? ...
Oh? Well, what with the president's condition and all... We're all well aware that Jim Gardner and Melanie Blackston came to see you to ask you to step down, and, uh... Well, there's just been some talk. The cabinet knows that you haven't said yes and, uh, well, ma'am... These guys can be, uh, pretty Machiavellian. I s...
Ma'am? - The press conference is set to begin. - Thank you, Vince. Uh, do me a favor. I need a copy of Oliver Chitwood's biography of John Tyler. - President Tyler? - Yeah. That's the guy. You know what's gonna happen in there, don't you? I'm afraid I do, ma'am. They're gonna hit me with resignations. The summit is go...
President Allen, has there been progress on civil liberties? - Actually... - Allow me. - Of course. - Thank you. The Russia of today looks dramatically different than the Russia of just ten years ago. However, each day brings new challenges. Certainly President Allen knows that, with the sudden loss of her cabinet memb...
Is my mom, um, busy? She always has time for you. I think she's in with Kelly. I'll check. Thanks. I can't believe I took the bait. - I should have just left it alone. - Ma'am, it wasn't that bad. We have no room for error here. This is a very partisan town. It's not like I have a lot of allies in either party. - And...