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Sheila Jackson. The twins are yours? Of course they are. So you must be Sheila Jackson? No, no. I'm Monica. Monica Gallagher. Monica Gallagher's living in Moston with another woman and she abandoned her kids four years ago. lsn't that right? She's no better than she should be. I mean, I'm not. I'm only human. She's S...
Him? If he owes you money, get to the back of the queue. Oi, Gary. More people after you. Ian. Daddy! Fuck off. Daddy! Fuck off, mate! What? What? Who are you? Difference between Gary and Frank - zilch! Human error, see. Ghost in the machine. Literally. Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Computers, y...
Liam, come here, son. Look at that. He's got more injuries than Michael Owen. He broke his wrist last year. He fell off his scooter, yeah. (Maureen) What are you getting at, Katrina? It's obvious. She's his care giver and she's not up to it. Hang on, what are you saying, love? She looks after him, doesn't she? Too fu...
Bright as a button. He's got friends, hasn't he? His teachers will tell you. And I'll tell you what. You can't write it down in a book or sign a form for it or get a fucking voucher. But, he's loved. Loved. By that lass over there. So put that in Tony Blair's pipe and fucking smoke it. I mean, fuck off. If that's a kid...
Human error again, Maureen. Hey, remember. Data, not information. (Sheila) Bye. Bye. Wedding's still on, you know! 23rd August, so I don't wanna see or hear... Did you really piss on her PE kit? No, that was Alison Grant. I just held the bag open. (Sheila) And she said... And she said... She said... Sorry. She said...
Hey, hey. Stop fucking stirring it. KNOCK ON DOOR Sperm and egg, split second, accident of nature. The nurture, that's being a fucking parent. Forget about it, will you? You've got to tell her. Tell Katrina we didn't shag. She already knows we did. But we didn't. Joey... Didn't we? You were totally out of it, weren't...
You can't just fucking resign. Come on. (Fiona) Problem? No. Just taking Dad back to Sheila's. (lan) 'Fiona reckoned it was a first. 'Dad and Sheila actually helping us out for once instead of landing us 'in the shit. 'Not that she'd have wanted them round at ours all the time. 'None of us would. 'You just get used to ...
Previously on Lost: - Good luck. - Same to you. - We have to fire the flare. - lt doesn't make... Look, are you gonna give me the damn gun, or am I gonna have to take it? Please, God! It's coming back! It's coming back! - We're gonna have to take the boy. - What? What did you say? The boy. We're gonna have to take h...
- John, what are you doing? - l'm going in. Locke's going into that thing, whether you like it or not. I'm going to the hatch. - Live together, die alone, right? - Right. John! I think there's something down here! Dad, please! Dad! Walt! Oh, no! Walt! Walt! - Walt! - Mike! Sawyer! - Jin! - Michael! On fire! - Michae...
Mike. Mike! Mike! Kate! Mike! - Where's Walt? - l don't know. - Where is he? - l don't know! Where the hell is my son? Walt! How'd you hurt your leg? - Got hit by a car. - Ow. Yeah. So, this is the paperwork your ex-wife sent over... She's not my ex-wife, man. She's just Walt's mother. She... Susan, she just got a jo...
It seems that Susan wants you to relinquish your rights as Walt's father - so that Mr Porter can adopt him. - She wants me to sign my son away? It's the only way they can proceed with the adoption, yeah. Listen, if you sign this document, legally he'll be no different than any other kid you pass on the street. You'd be...
Right now, all I got is that maybe my son can hear me... - Does that make any sense to you? - Yeah. Walt! Kate! Kate. - John? - Easy, easy, easy. Behind you. Are you him? Are you him? Jin! Jin! I thought we had to save our energy. Yeah, well, Jin's still out there in the water, so if it's OK by you I'm gonna keep shout...
Thing ain't gonna work anyway. - lt'll work. - You were underwater. What do you know about guns anyway, Hoss? It'll work. If the bullets are dry, the powder's dry. lf the powder's... What the hell is that? It's a shark. It's only a shark. "lt's only a shark"? That's supposed to make me feel better? Well, I guess I kn...
- lt was fourteen months, actually. - ls that a question, Lizzy? - Why is that, Mr Dawson? - Why so long? - Susan took him to Amsterdam. For work. - You didn't have a problem with that? - Excuse me? Well, since she's now going to Rome and you're filing an injunction, - it just seems a little inconsistent. - lncon... ...
- His first words. Do you know what they were? I... No. I... I wasn't there. Do you know what his favourite food is? - Do you... - No. OK. This is unnecessary... No. Well, for someone who wants to retain his paternal rights so badly, you don't seem to know much about your son, Mr Dawson. I'm his father. I'm sorry, co...
I can't believe it. You're finally here. Well, here I am. Who's she? She's with me. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I don't know what you're talking about. Get rid of the knife. You're not him! - We didn't come here to hurt you. - Yeah? Then why did you come? We were in a plane crash. Were you now? A...
All right then, Box Man. Tie her up. - Don't you dare touch... - Hey! You be a good girl, right? - What do you think you're doing? - What's best for all of us. Right, bring her here. Hey, John... - Hey, wait! Hey! - Shut it. Wait! You're kiddin', right? You're going back? - Yeah. - What about all that stuff you said ...
Come here. There you go. You gotta be careful with it, you know, it's the Virgin Mary. She's holy. I didn't realise you were so religious. I'm not. lt's just, you know, it might come in handy. Be a nice thing to have around. It wasn't the flare. I said it wasn't the flare. Those people that did this... At first I tho...
For Walt! - Don't ever say his name again, ever! - What you gonna do? Splash me? - Look. I know... - Shut up! Don't even... You have no idea what it's like to care for somebody else. Hi. - Where are your lawyers? - l told them I wanted to talk. Just you and me. - But if you want yours, I understand. - No. lt's OK. I t...
Nobody's winning. Then stop. Michael, the first thing you need to do is take care of yourself. You need to get healthy, you need to get back on your feet financially so you can get back to pursuing your art. You have rare talent as an artist, Michael. But how are you going to do that, any of that, and still be a part o...
That simulated sunlight, is that because you never leave? is there another way out? How many of your group have gotten sick? - Sick? - Sick. As in ill. As in dead. is that why it says "Quarantine" on the hatch? - Answer the question! - No one has... No one, no one is sick. Get up. Move. Stand right there. Do you kno...
- Right. 1 6... 23... 42... Now press "Execute." - What's gonna happen? - Just push it. Kate! - Locke! - Who the hell is that? That would be Jack. Who is he? His name is Jack. He's our doctor. What's he doing here? To be honest with you, I'm a little surprised to see him. Your doctor has a gun, brother. Move. Make one...
Just put down... I'm not putting down anything... Do you want him to die? Put it down. is this what you were talking about, Locke? is this your destiny? - "All roads lead here"? - Calm down. Lower your gun, or I'll blow his damned head off, brother. You! What the hell is that? It's part of the raft, one of the pontoo...
Hi. - Hey. - l'm sorry I'm late. Packing's been a disaster and the plane leaves first thing in the morning. Sure. No problem. Hey, do you wanna say hi, Walt? Hi, Walt. I'm... I'm... Hey, this is for you, man. He like bears? Yes. Sure. He's just really shy. Hey, little man. Well, I guess I can't call you that, I mean...
Just, you know... Let him know it's from me sometime, OK? OK. Goodbye, Michael. Yeah. Bye. You all right, Mike? It's my fault. What? I never should have brought him on the raft. I'm gonna get him back. I'm gonna get back my son. How about that? Current brought us back. We're home. Jin? - Michael! Sawyer! - Jin! - Oth...
- It doesn't make-- Look, are you gonna give me the damn gun, or am I gonna have to take it? Please, god. It's coming back! It's coming back! We're gonna have to take the boy. What? What'd you say? The boy-- we're gonna have to take him. - Hey! - Dad! - No! - Dad! Dad! Help me! - Walt! - Help me, dad! No, no, no. Sto...
Right. John! I think there's something down here! Dad, please! Dad! Walt! Walt! Mike? ! Sawyer! Hang on, Mike! Hang on, Mike! Hang on! Mike! Aah! Mike. Mike? Mike! Kate! Kate! Kate! - Where's Walt? - I don't know. - Where is he? - I don't know. Where the hell is my son? ! Walt! How'd you hurt your leg? Got hit by a c...
Ow. Yeah. So this is the paperwork your ex-wife sent over. She's not my ex-wife, man, she's-- she's just Walt's mother. She, uh- - Susan-- she just got a job in Rome with her boyfriend. They wanna take Walt with 'em. Oh, don't worry. I'm gonna take real good care of you, Mr. Dylan. Dawson. Right. Sorry. Dawson. So t...
If we go forward with this, it's gonna take money-- a lot of it, even at my rates. This is David and Goliath, so I gotta ask you, are you sure you wanna do this? They're not taking my son away. Walt! Walt! Walt! Mike! You should save your energy. They took my son. Yeah, I saw that-- onto a boat, which means he's not in...
J in! Thought we had to save our energy. Yeah, well... Jin's still out there in the water, so if it's okay by you, I'm gonna keep shouting' awhile. Jin! Feeling guilty? What? You made me fire that flare. I made you fire... What, this is my fault? ! They took my son. They found us, took Walt, because you made me fire th...
"It's only a shark"? That's supposed to make me feel better? Well, I guess I know why the shark is hanging around-- your shoulder. Oh, well, I'll just stop bleeding', then. You suddenly forget what happened, why I got shot? What? I mean, how abouta little gratitude here? I mean, how about a thank you? A thank you? For...
Don't do-- - No, no, no. She's baiting you. Don't answer. She took him, though. - I didn't want her to go. - Michael, please don't talk. You said there was nothing I could do. And you didn't do anything, did you? He's not gonna answer that question. That's because there is no answer. You were in an accident recently, ...
No. Well, for someone who wants to retain his paternal rights so badly, you don't seem to know much about your son, Mr. Dawson. I'm his father. I'm sorry. Could you say that louder, please, just for the record? I'm his father. Hey, are you crazy? You gonna take a bullet out with your bare hands? You got a better idea?...
Yeah? Then why did you come? We were in a plane crash. Were you now? And when was that? 44 days ago. 44 days? Move. - How long have you been down here? - Shut it. Tie him up. Do it! Wait, wait, wait. You're tying up the wrong person. How's that, brother? It's pointless to tie me up. I'm not dangerous. But her, she's a ...
Wait! Hey! Shut it. Wait! You're kidding, right? You're going back? Yeah. What about all that stuff you said about waiting till morning and watching the sunrise? I changed my mind. What do you suppose all that's about? I reckon Jack's gonna do something heroic. What? You always try to be funny when you don't want to a...
Didn't realize you were so religious. I'm not. It's just, you know, it might come in handy. Be a nice thing to have around. Yeah. It wasn't the flare. I said, it wasn't the flare. Those people that did this-- at first, I thought they were fishermen or pirates or something. Then I got a good look at their boat. You kno...
Don't even. You have no idea what it's like to care for somebody else. Hi. Where are your lawyers? I told them I wanted to talk, just you and me. But if you want yours, I understand. No. That's okay. I think you're gonna win. Excuse me? In court. I think you're gonna keep me from leaving the country with Walt. But I ...
You have rare talent as an artist, Michael. But how are you gonna do that, any of that, and still be a part of Walt's life? I'll do it by doing it. Walt is my responsibility, Then let him go. Because it's not about you or me. It's about him. I don't wanna go to court, Michael. So please just... let him go. The pilot sa...
Is that why it says "quarantine" on the inside of the hatch? Answer the question. No one has. No one. No one's sick. Get up. Move. Stand right there. Do you know how to use this, box man? I haven't seen one of those in 20 years. - Do you know how to use it? ! - Yes. Sit. Right, now listen carefully. Type in exactly w...
Kate! Locke! Who the hell is that? That would be Jack. Who is he? His name is Jack. He's our doctor. What's he doing here? Well, to be honest with you, I'm a little surprised to see him. Your doctor has a gun, brother. Move. Make one sound and I'll shoot. Move. Jack! Jack! Jack! I wouldn't do that, Jack. Where's Kate? ...
Is this what you were talking about, Locke? Is this your destiny? "All roads lead here." Calm down. Lower your gun, or I'll blow his darned head off, brother! You. What the hell is that? Part of the raft-- one of the pontoons. Stop paddling. Hey, stop it! You're putting a strain on the vines. It's going to break us up....
Hey. Hey, I'm sorry I'm late. Packing's been a disaster, and the plane leaves first thing in the morning. Sure. No problem. Uh, hey, do you want to say hi, Walt? Hi, Walt. I'm... I'm... Hey, uh, this is for you, man. He like bears? Yes. Uh, sure. He's just really shy. Hey, little man. Oh, I guess I can't call you tha...
Uh... Hey, here. Uh... Just, you know... You know, let him know it's from me sometime, okay? Okay. Good-bye, Michael. Yeah. Bye. It's... uh... You all right, Mike? It was my fault. What? I never should have brought him on the raft. I'm gonna get him back. I'm gonna get back my son. Well, how about that? Current broug...
Others! What? Others. Do you remember Juliet Shaw? Adam. Juliet. You used to be really good. I was too, but I lacked something that you had. Integrity. Any news from Adam? Just awaiting his status report. Oh. I thought it would have come in by now. Fiona? He'll be all right. Sometimes I think how selfish I was....
Have you checked out the cafe talk? Yes, and it's true... there's an illegal immigrant route into the UK that starts in Istanbul. A British truck's involved. They go through Bulgaria into Serbia, then into Austria and across the Channel by ferry. So you put a local agent in undercover? I baby-sat him at the souk. The ...
Yazdi is special, though. Born Iranian, trained as a doctor in the early 1990s, Kent University. On his way to his first-class degree and then drops out. September 1997. That was when the Taliban took Kabul. The bright lights of Al Qaeda training camps beckoned. Why? Intellectuals everywhere can get bowled over by ex...
Nothing. He'll have bolted. Think so? The prince who eats diamonds. Sheik Abd Al Gawaad Ahmed bin Wali al Hakim. Eldest son of King Ahmed bin Wali al Hakim, ruler of the Gulf state of Bahar. Prince Hakim will become king when his father dies. So if he's running an illegal immigrant network into this country, things co...
Well, that didn't work. Arrogant bastard! The Bahar government have made an official complaint about the gross conduct of an immigration official in The Regal Hotel. Apparently you were drunk. What? ! And as a result of this disgraceful incident, the prince will not speak to any Government agency in this country. ...
Promise. It's like pulling petals off a flower... Who's going to get killed first? You? Me? Come on, Fi. If you could go after Yazdi, you would. Wouldn't you? Foxtrot. Bird's on the wing, I repeat - bird's on the wing. X-ray out. Camera one, flickering. Can we adjust? Wow! Eyes on the machinery, gentlemen. Have y...
We're British Intelligence. We need to have a conversation with you in the strictest confidence. Your Highness? Very well. Over to Harry. I have here 432 photographs. This CD is the master disk for the video taken... What do you want from me? You run a network for immigrants entering this country illegally using a Bri...
little enterprise, I am sick to my soul, Mr Farmer. Our two countries have long been friends. I will co-operate with you fully. Where does the route run from? A house in a poor quarter of Istanbul. How often is the route used? The truck leaves on the first Thursday of every month. And that is all I can tell you. Please...
That's insane. Think! Yazdi is a double agent. One of the founder members of Al Kahf, reporting to us. He's an international terrorist! Why in hell's name should he turn? It's in his record. He's all ego. Each attack is more extreme than the last. I know he can flip. What's the greatest form of flattery? To be desired...
It's a big prize. Will his legend hold up? We'll do everything to make it work. But I'll need a special dispensation. Syrian identity card. Your name is Ami Tlass. Ami Tlass. A Kuwaiti work permit. Why Kuwait? You're from Aleppo but with a Kuwait residency. That gives you a middle-class background. Construction engin...
I mean, what is he anyway? He looks Circassian. Yeah well, I don't want him in my truck. White-looking Arab? I don't like it. Come here. I don't want any trouble. Do you understand? No trouble, no trouble. White Arab! Come on, get them in the truck. Come on, up! Beta Base. 'Beta base. ' Zaf's on the satellite scramb...
When do you think we can pray? When the English idiot of a driver stops. Where are you from? Aleppo. Where are they now? An hour from the Bulgarian border. Has Zaf called in? Yes, he's following. What about the raids? Special Branch have houses in North London, Manchester, Bradford and Birmingham. And there's nothin...
And you want a new life in the West? That is our destiny, don't you think? To be something new? Aleppo man, you were not born to be a philosopher. The truck's stopped. Near the Bulgarian border. Tell Zaf to pass them and report what he sees. Right, in the crate. Come on! My father is too ill! Then he should have gone o...
Right... This is a quick break. We're not here long, so hurry up. They're moving again. Do you want me to pass them? No, stay behind. Anything from Adam? Nothing. Stop! Stop! Stop! What are you bunch of clowns playing at? Has he gone and popped it? You're going to have to get him out of there, chuck him. Come on! ...
Put him on, put him on! 'Signal from Adam. 'Repeat, a signal from Adam... ' Dead end. I repeat, dead end. GUNFIRE Bandits. Come on then, move, move! Open... There'snothing... Open the door! You, out! Hurry up! Move! Give us money. I haven't got any! Hurry up! Hurry! We take the truck! No, you can't do that! You p...
We will get a lift back to Istanbul. No, no, no, aren't men from Aleppo meant to be adventurers? You will help me get to London. But they took our money. We will have to get to the coast. Steal a boat to England. It's possible. Everything is possible. If I'm going to help you, I want to know what you are going to Engla...
British Intelligence? It was the lorry driver, wasn't it? Real bandits would have killed him. We don't kill people. Oh, I forget, your missiles don't kill( ! ) We have Prince Hakim. The prince? Why did you still try and get through? You must have known you were blown. Danger is addictive. Don't we both know that? Are t...
No, I'd rather choose death. It went wrong, didn't it? The bomb in Morocco. Call your men. After two years, you can have a new name, new identity. You can go back to medicine, finish your training. You can take the Hippocratic Oath. No. You'd rather choose death? Yes. I don't believe you. You see yourself as a heal...
You have a cell in London? Ha! You cannot discover it, can you? Yes, there is a brigade of martyrs ready to die in your capital. My name's John Baxter. So, Mr Baxter... . how do you take me to England? Go, go, go! "Toys for the boys"... isn't that the phrase? What are your true feelings about Morocco? I have wept, ...
I want first crack at him. No. It's my right to quiz him. No, Fiona will do it. He won't be expecting a female interrogator. What we need from him is information we can check out. DOOR OPENS Morning, sir. Please, sit at the table. I want to speak to John Baxter. He knows me. Please... Sir. One-nil to Fiona. Do you h...
I've killed. Now I'll heal. John Baxter understands. You were sent to this country by Al Kahf. Yes. For what purpose? To give my life. As a martyr. You were to be a suicide bomber? That is a Western phrase. Where were you to, um, to martyr yourself? In London. What's the target? The House of Commons. How was this to...
THEY ALL SHOUT Don't move! Come on, get him out. Nothing? Fifteen hours. Questioned non-stop. Bit of muscle too. Nothing. Not a word. BLEEP 'Harry, Juliet Shaw on line three. ' Harry? The Prime Minister says to abandon Parliament will be a public relations disaster. It could be a bigger disaster! He won't do it. It'...
'I think it's a brilliant idea. ' I'm unhappy. Mohamed Yazdi is fully co-operating! Adam? No. Too dangerous. I think we should do it. Leave us. It's against all interrogation protocol. And this operation is dangerously fluid. Fluid? We have no hard evidence whatsoever of an attack! Well, that's what we are trying t...
Yes. But how can the prince be involved with Al Kahf? He denied knowing anything about them using his network. So he did. The plans for the martyrdom at the British Parliament. They are well advanced? The prince has told you where the explosives are? No. Nor the other members of the London Al Kahf brigade? He insist...
You have betrayed the prince. You have betrayed the Islamic Revolution and you will burn in hell for this. No, I will be in paradise with you. You'll burn in hell for this! How long is this imprisonment to continue? ! We have information that you knew very well Al Kahf were using your Istanbul network. That is nonsens...
But these are British... Secret... Police. Oh ,my brother! We live in terrible times. Maybe I am not your leader any more. You have betrayed the Islamic Revolution and you will burn in hell for this. No, I will be in paradise with you. You'll burn in hell for this! I've been watching the recording of Yazdi interroga...
The values of Al Kahf attract him, they seem... pure. He gets on their list as a sympathiser and suddenly he's in a room with Yazdi, mesmerised. His brain burned. Good afternoon. I want Yazdi to interrogate the prince. Absolutely not. He was successful with Hadrami. Why do you believe Yazdi? We don't know who to belie...
I was thinking of... Neitherof us ever, ever resigns. Let's make that a ground rule between us, OK? But it was a disaster. Yes. You're an assassin. Yes. Your mission was to kill the Prince. Always. Why here, why not in Bahar? To send you a message. Have nothing to do with these old corrupt kingdoms. We are going to...
I want the bastards who did this. SCREAMING Putting your life on the line based on nothing more than a guess. Subtitled by BBC Broadcast. Conversion for the forom by reirei. Previously on "commander in chief"... this has footage of nathan templeton at a private fundraiser in 1965. Segregation is the word of god. If th...
Mr. Chairman! Was economic impact a factor in your recommendation? We considered all factors, but our mandate is to provide the best proposals possible to hape the future of our military. Mr. Chairman? Mr. Chairman, you're recommending closure of the essex naval base in connecticut, which could devaste the economy in ...
We stick our nose in this, we get bloody. And then they'd probably close the base anyway, which will only make us seem ineffective. So it's better to be ineffeive than seem ineffective, right? What a town. Excuse me, everybody. I'd like to introduce richard mcdonald. Dickie, what are you doing here? Jim, nice to see th...
We didn't know the base was on the list. Don't you always have talking points ready on every option? We're not looking back at what we didn't do, dickie. We're going to look forward to what we can do. The press conference isn't till wednesday. No need to make any announcements yet. Holiday press, weekend reporters, goo...
Rod thinks we need some help. They say you're the best. Your numbers are below where they should be given the circumstances. You're playing defense. We know the critique. What we're looking for is strategy. That's what I do. One question first, are you going to run for reelection? I hadn't really thought about it much ...
What about you? Any progress on the job front? Actually, I found something. K street--gerken and leigh. See, big-time lobbyist. That was fast. Part-time lobbyist. They gave me one client. Said they'd see how I do. Who's the client? B.K. Industries, they do guidance systems for submarines. Let me guess, their biggest co...
One of 'em died, right? She's on death row in texas. Right, and mike wants the supreme court to hear an appeal based on her diminishedental capacity. And the court announced an hour ago that they are not going to hear her appeal. So what, he wants to come in and get me to commute her sentence? Motorcade's ready, madam ...
She's lobbying for related industries on the base closure. If you could give her five minutes. Of course. Madam president, your mother just arrived at the residence. Thank you, laura. For thanksgiving, right? Must be nice to get a visit from someone who's just here for the turkey. Yodon't know my mother. Mom. Hey! hon...
I have been cooking thanksgiving dinner for my family for 50 years. It's our tradition, even without dad, and as long as I'm standing, I'm cooking. Okay. I'll do this later. Show me your office. The oval's still the same. I haven't changed anything. yes, you have. You're sitting behind the desk now. you could use more ...
I'm early. No, no, I'll wait here while you do your visit. You certainly will not, sir. You have business with the government. Government runs slow. But not because of the president's mother. I'll see you later, dear. Okay. You're makg me feel bad, mrs. Allen. I doubt it. it was a pleasure meeting you, mr. Speaker. A...
We're going to stay put this year. You know, the hurricane took the house and... sarah's had a tough week. I'm sorry to hear that. If she's up to it, why don't you join us? It's just the family. Thought it'd be better for the kids than having a big white house affair. No, no, that's your family dinner. There's always r...
This is just shuffling military money back and forth, robbing peter to pay paul. No, it's sending money where it's needed. I had a private meeting with the head of the joint chiefs of staff, and he was very forthright. He said that it was critical-- sad, but critical-- that we close these obsolete bases and release tho...
Jayne's just taken a cushy k street job, probably lobbying your man here on the base closings. Ready for you in the roosevelt room, madam president. Thank you. Will you walk with me? actually, we're not quite through. And I need jim for a minute. Walk with us? Sure. Mr. Speaker. Thank you so much for meeting with me, m...
do you have a second? Jayne, we can't keep seeing each other. When you were working for templeton, it was barely ethical. Now that you're a lobbyist, it'S... illegal. I know. It was nice for awhile. I can't believe she took the brief. I'm going to miss you. We'll see each other all the time. I'll still miss you. This i...
That would be lovely. and individual menu cards? We have little crystal holders. can you show me those? Right over here. I know when I'm not needed. Now what china pattern do you think we should use, nora? Have you seen the lenox... and right this way, mr. Stanton. The roosevelt room was the original site of the presi...
* Oh, baby, * baby, baby. Oh, what a day. It's beautiful. Beautiful. * I've got the world on my side. I want to sing, and I want to dance! Why the long face? Cho Cho, it's just not gonna happen. But you gave me your word. Just sit back and relax, okay? Watch the car. Fine. If you want to leave me alone in a beautiful, ...
Hey, where do they keep the police dogs? You stay put while I check in, okay? 10-4. Criminal who got away? Ex-wife who got the house. Uh! Good news. Just heard back from division. They're approving COLAR for the entire department. No way. Talking about building a new state-of-the-art command center. That's incredible n...
You mean, you say, "Speak," and he barks. No, no, I say, "Speak," and he speaks, full sentences, subject, verb, object, the whole enchilada. What's up? Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Fowler says this dog is gonna talk. Talk? You mean, like, confess? No. Words. Just need you to go over the facts again about Chin Li. C...
A dog that called 911? Are you trying to get yourself fired? Traitor. Well, you listen to me, Fowler. Unless you have an eyewitness, one without a tail, I suggest you go back and analyze your data and let real detectives make the arrests. Is that clear? Keep that dog out of my squad room. You did that on purpose. Of co...
Really? Okay. Look, can we continue this in the bathroom? The bathroom? Why? 'Cause I got to take a whiz. Duh. What? Never saw guys taking a leak before? Freaks. Okay. Look, we're partners now, okay? You're not gonna kiss me, are you? I don't know you well enough. Look, just promise me one thing, all right? If we solve...
I should've backed you up, but I didn't. Oh, pshh, come on, no, no, no. That's, you know... I understand how it is. It's just how things work at the department. Yeah, well, either way, you're the kind of cop I want to be when I make detective. Yeah, well, it'll happen. Mm-mm-mm. I don't know. I'm really good on the str...
Oh, so now you're an expert on romance, huh? This from a species who says, "Hello," by sniffing each other's butts. Oh, sorry, ladies. And now, a fast move by Southern Beauty. Southern Beauty on the outside. If I was a betting man, I'd say Southern Beauty by eight lengths. You've been right all day long, Daddy. Souther...
I'm Detective Fowler. Are you looking for Mr. Cage? Yes. I'm Mr. Cage. You're Mr. Cage? I'm Edward Cage, managing director here at the Cage Kennel Club. If you're looking for my father, he's upstairs watching the races. Okay. Your dog will have to stay here, of course. You stay here, Cho Cho, and be a good doggy. And i...
Orphaned as a baby. That's right. Educated in the Far East... A PhD in chemistry by the age of 20. You started Biotech Pharmaceuticals which you built into a world leader. Continue. Five years ago, you started Cage Sports Enterprises which includes a pro football team, CSE Sports Channel, and the Cage Kennel Club. Glor...
Age? I know you're trying to be diplomatic. But as you can see, good health is not just a business with me. It's a passion. That and the track. Oh, different kind of passion. And most of the credit for the track must go to my dear son Edward, my son and heir. Mmm-hmm. Well, so, if Edward was in charge of the track, he ...
I know you miss him every much. Very decent of you to take Cho Cho in, Detective. It was before I found out he never stops talking. Barking. Never stops barking. Cho Cho, sit. My entire organization is at your disposal. I want Chi Li's attackers brought to justice. I'll do my best. Oh, do better than that. Get it done....
You know, cats are behind the plagues of the Middle Ages; you know that, don't you? Are you insane? And I got my suspicions about World War II. And... and... and you... you think Oswald acted alone, huh? Well, I'm sorry. I just got some issues with the C-word I guess, that's all. I'm sorry. Look at that. It's Chin Li's...
Stop! Who put that sign there? Stay on the road. * But you didn't count on this top dog coming around. * Hit the brakes; hit the brakes! I am hitting the brake. It won't stop. The accelerator's stuck. Bail out, bail out! Man overboard. Oh, God! Uh! Ahhh! No! I loved that car. This is not good. Oh, a little bodywork, a ...
Hey, what? Ask her. Ask her what? Never mind, I'll do it. Say, uh, why don't you meet me for dinner at the Amazon Cafe at 8:00? Amazon Cafe? It's a date. Why did you do that? Jeez, I don't know what other signals she can give you but jumping in your lap. Besides, I got a good plan. You'll do fine. I won't do fine. You ...