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It’s provocative
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It gets the people going. |
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> 'We're not gonna comment on that any more. It's in the fucking packet,'
Please tell me this is verbatim.
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they are a profitable company |
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>lately
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Perception definitely changed. Even normies doubt him now. |
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Bro im lit rn. Congrats.
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Wtf ? There is some shady stuff going on. Why is it up past 36?
Couldn’t sell fast enough in the morning |
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You hold or sell
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Sold most at 150% profit thank god cause now its only 50% |
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F
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F |
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Buy late date GOOG calls for $1200 strike price and sell the $1300 one for the same date
Why not do this????
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What |
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IV CRUNCHY CRUNCH BB 😂
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No coming back from this huh? |
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They seem to be a pretty good company. DD working on a project for them.
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Glad to hear. |
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Premiums are ridiculous on this one though.
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Agreed. Went longer dated, and the BE points for that horizon on a growth stock we're less ridiculous. |
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Yeah, some of them aren't optimized for mobile. Not something I can really tell while using a desktop machine. It's already been printed on multiple tech sites though. I would like for a major network to cover it though.
Edit: Sent to program director at NBC, they probably won't care though. Nobody does.
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The opposite is true though. If they turn it down, shit continues drilling toward the center of the earth.
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I guess we’ll see |
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Please make my $13 8/10 P worth something. Fuck this company.
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I am actually 100 up after beeing blood-red this morning. Let's pray for the saudi prince to pull his money out after the recent events with Canada. |
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This. Im disappointed in myself for not straddling and taking 8/10s. I stand by puts and i think a 30-90 day put would still end up in the money
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Still early so there could be a reversal but it looks like investors are already wising up to snap's bullshit |
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They haven't announced their plans for the repatriation of cash held overseas.
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I would imagine they do something before the end of the year right? |
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So even if SNAP goes down to $10.50 if they get that 20% drop. The Put is still OTM?
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You bought something in extremely high demand and are trying to sell it when there are no sellers. Youre best bet if you are in the money, is hold out for profit or do the math on how much you would exercise for.
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After watching Tesla rise absurdly over a late apology and a promise to dial back all the drama which was instantly broken by the man himself Elon with his funding secured tweet who wouldn’t be adding to their shorts who wasn’t already shorting
You realize the shorts are the best thing for Tesla as it’s eas... |
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Where can I get news for downgrades on individual stocks?
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Jewgle |
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Deal isn't final yet. Could still fall through.
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That's a pure bet whether it goes through or not. You know Elon is motivated enough to do it. So if you're willing to play the chance game, I think there's a bigger chance it actually goes through.
And if you're doubting he could find funding, this g... |
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Credit spreads ftw.
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Hooray! I sold call and put spreads so here's hoping! |
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Difference is Tesla froze their own stock, not the sec.
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Yeah, I didn't mean that SEC halted stock trading but Nasdaq (after TSLA requested it obviously). |
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How do you cover that? Cash + otm call? Or does your broker let you write a naked strangle?
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I use tastyworks. They let me go naked on straddles. They just reduce my buying power based on the IV of the options being sold. When IV is high it typically doesn't take too much, especially if your selling way ... |
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8/17 is not that much better. Down 71% right now.
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Lmfao at least around 55% now ayyy |
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90% profit sounds good to me
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That’s maximum possible profit on a put by itself if timed right and taken out to expiration. On a straddle it’s going to be far less (as I used in the example, if you pay $7 for a straddle on shares worth a little over $8, the most you can possibly make on the short side is... |
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How is it going?
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Sold all at 1.50. Loss of like 25-30k total. |
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>but by time you spend.
The only valuable time is the time spent on a yacht
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With blackjack and hookers |
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I guess people are assuming it peaked + the china news, but if people really think that'll hurt apple theyre retarded. Im confused as well whats causing such a huge sell off, it may just be irrationality.
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'Apple peaked' types the man from his company iPhone while simultaneously buying MU puts on his per... |
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More meats now.
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Does Arby's know that BWW doesn't actually serve buffalo? |
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No one even mentioned DD memeboi
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Why u here then? |
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Oh no it's flatlining
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I also use myspace. |
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I’ve been holding since September :(
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Holee Fuck. |
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Bought some share and threw this on my watchlist for OP. Should’ve listened to that gut feeling OP :(
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Haha its whatever man. Cant win them all. Gotta protect that capital if everything is not 100% lined up
Dont worry about me, I've already had returns equivalent to 60 years of holding S&P 500 a... |
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Financial Times put out an article saying the Saudi Arabia sovereign wealth fund had acquired a $2b+ stake in Tesla. This was the initial jump.
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Long TSLA $__$
To the moon, to mars |
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You sound eerily like a Trump supporter with that comment.
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That’s is Dr. God Emperor Trump to you, filthy commie. |
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All mutual funds need to sell which is already 30%. All investors that aren’t accredited need to sell. I think it’s a scam and won’t happen.
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I can see mutual funds needing to be sold but nonaccredited investors will not have to sell, check the letter from Tesla. Also it appears the board has been discus... |
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Why would you lose money if you bought calls and the stock jumps? Isn't that all profit now if you buy?
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Because there is a perceived limited upside of 20 per share now, which was less than the principal. They will go up but they won't hit the strike price if the deal goes through |
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What's a typical annual return on a 401k or IRA? Like 5%-10%?
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Depends entirely on the underlying assets. Look up common 401k or IRA plans |
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its easy just sort by new and read every non brown thread.
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I did this and I instantly lost money. |
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Is there any reason why shareholders would not approve it if it means their stock can get bought for higher than market value? Is there any likelihood that it wouldn't happen?
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... lol well if you thought a stock could be 600 in 3 years would you sell it for 420? I’m not saying I do but there are plenty ... |
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Nah sucks ass. The 'new' tab doesnt even do shit. They should replace that with a 'catagories' or 'genre' tab that just redirects to the breakdowns under the search menu.
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Makes it easier to get back to search or categories at least on the roku tv's it does not sure about anywhere else. |
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Who?
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Monsters University, I believe |
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Trade war should only indirectly/minimally impact either of these companies since their user base is within China and they’re pretty much the equivalent of Twitter and Google
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my wb calls are bleeding bro lol (and earnings were good too)...do you think it will swing back up jeez it keeps going down |
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Also owns 2 gym franchises haha
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haha |
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It’s not the “considering” part that has people doubting, it’s the “funding secured” part. But don’t believe the hype, Elon makes a lot of announcements like this on twitter, and people always say they are lies or jokes, but they always turn out to be true. It’s very likely Tesla will be going private.
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... |
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> funding secured
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As I said, no evidence of financing. If he makes an actual proposal it's one thing, but a company wide email with zero details and tweets talking about a corporate structure that doesn't exist (everyone can stay a shareholder, but it's private!) don't really instill confidence. Obvi... |
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Typical a contract represents 100 shares
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Okay. Thank you very much. Got what I wanted to know! |
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they are a profitable company
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-.14 EPS this quarter |
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Great day to buy some Jan SNAP puts on the cheap
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Join us! |
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Is this LiveVol?
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Live vol?
Edit: oh no. It's marketchameleon.com |
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What were you saying
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What were you saying |
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Holding calls.
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what strike and exp? |
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does no one else realize how retarded this graph is
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that's IG Stories DAUs, not number of photos/videos posted to stories. it's a fair comparison. if anything it favours Snapchat since they include users who aren't posting stories |
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Well no cause if the price was above 420 you would just sell for the higher price. But who would buy when they know it’s gonna close to 420. It won’t happen.
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If those shareholders sold above 420, it would naturally push the price back down. The effect would be more dramatic the larger the selloff. |
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Market order once again proven to be excellent.
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Got market order fucked like a normie yesterday on tesla calls before halt.... rip |
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Yeah and don't forget to put away 20%of your income to alchohol
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Hookers, why does no one invest in hookers. |
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BRK 😂😂😂
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Yeah no way Berkshire touches Tesla. They buy boring, undervalued blue chips that have been around forever. Not fancy overpriced hype machines. |
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>Because taxes might be lower in the future
Its quite likely that the US is going to swing hard left in the coming decades so I wouldn't bet on this.
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Won’t have to worry about taxes on gains then regardless. |
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due diligence
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get out |
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But don't you just want everyone to be able to express themselves?
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No. |
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Are you fucking retarded... They don't just sell taser weapons... They prolly have the best body cam and in-car camera system on the market for police and military..... AND it's a subscription model
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And their mandatory cloud storage for those units is expensive af |
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Feel you here. Loaded up after the dump over the last month. Only 200 shares though since most of my money is still in nintendo and Visa.
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I’m excited to see what happens after the forward split. Any day now. |
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Iv CRUSH? Clearly this guy knows his shit
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Something, something, I do |
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#DADDY ELON TAKING YOU ON AN ADVENTURE. ENJOY THE RIDE!
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This is worse than that dead hooker he strapped to the Roadster and launched to Mars |
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I think it’s hilarious that people research other reddit users
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It’s the first sign that someone doesn’t have an argument. “Yeah, but your post history!” |
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RSI, market direction, price history, ( i.e amzn bounced back from 1750’s and I figured Monday/Tues would be slower inches forward before Wednesday breakout, which I mentioned in a few comments), watching QQQ and SPXS - also many of the other big stocks (seems to me to trade in packs with few deviations on many ... |
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Call credit spread baby, that's exactly what i wanted.
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I sold all my calls at a profit with the spike before earnings. . . Idk why any head ass would hold on to this shit, lmao. |
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I got a snap put that count
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I have two snap puts. Down 20% today |
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i defended the fuckboy.. it used to say I <3 FAGGOTS
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Right |
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I'm of the opposite mentality completely. I enjoy watching esports just as much as I enjoy watching physical sports. To me, it's about the level of competition and guile displayed by the players under pressure.
Not only that, but eSports have the ability to improve a lot on areas where traditional sports are ... |
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LEAVE ELON ALONE
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It’s a conspiracy |
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Right? Bought on Friday, held, stock tanks 6.5%. Put value? Drops 50%
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Same happened to me with $PENN a couple weeks back. |
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I can see mutual funds needing to be sold but nonaccredited investors will not have to sell, check the letter from Tesla. Also it appears the board has been discussing this for weeks...so unless the entire board is corrupt then it's not a scam.
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At this point, I wouldn't put it past them. Anyone with a b... |
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aw fuck i dont want to pay tax on fake internet points
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I upvoted you in case the government takes 10% of your karma. |
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F
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F |
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With a spare wheel where two normal wheels should be
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Don't forget that it's about to be repoed, but don't worry those $MU calls will definitely come through. |
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>If it gets even close to $420, people will start shorting the mother loving shit out of it.
Beautiful. And like the others that have come before them, they will get cucked.
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literally not possible |
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That's like one contract tho so you gained, what, 7 bucks?
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Also, I bought it at like $0.84 last week so 25% in a week I cant really complain about. I'd have gone heavier but my asshole was still super sore from the long dick of $PYPL, so I was pretty nervous and only bought a single contract. |
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Stupid question but, why would privatization be a good thing for stock holders?
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It would only be a good thing if they purchased at a premium. If the buy back price is $420, and the stock is valued at $410 - it would never go through.
But if the stock is valued at $380, and the buy back is $420, pe... |
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Shouldn't they not have to worry about quarterly earnings any more since they're super profitable now?
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How do you define 'super profitable'? |
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Short TSLA then?
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I've been trying that. It hasn't worked out too well. |
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Earnings whisper
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Yeah but how do you get the weekly calendar |
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Holy fuck, go open an Ally savings account and get out of this sub. You are full on retarded.
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Ironic from a wallstreetbetter lol |
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Eh, I would bet it going up before ER at the current price point tbh.
So if anything I'd prob. do a vertical call spread
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Vertical call spread is bearish my man. Sorry if you already knew that |
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Shop or sq long.
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What's your reasoning behind shop? |
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Not bad all things considered, with it being slightly otm.
Any idea what the IV was when you bought it?
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I do not, I'm a gambler I just buy and pray and sell and cry. |
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What about prior to settling? That's why I said increase his leverage.
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If they hadn't settled yet what would there be to go public about? The fact that they are considering settling? The result would still be the same, they would withdraw the settlement and he'd get nothing. |
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Why couldn't he go to trial in the UK? There it would be an easy win for pedo guy.
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Because UK courts don’t have standing to hear a case against a US business man who made comments on US based website from the US against a person in Thailand. One nations laws don’t cover the entire earth. Even if a judge... |
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Lol... It has nothing to do with political policies... I have NEVER. Met a cool gen x person... Literally not once... At least boomers are moral renegades with ridiculous ideological stances... They may be pieces of shit but at least they're unpredictable (generally speaking)
Edit: the point is gen x ppl a... |
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Ya because it's a snooze.
You sound like the gear guy from rick and morty that enjoys the treatment of gears a little too much.
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> You sound like the gear guy from rick and morty that enjoys the treatment of gears a little too much.
fkn lol. Best/funniest/most retarded thing I have read toda... |
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My thoughts as well. I think there are just a lot of salty people out there willing to turn anything they can into a 'crime' as long as it's against someone they don't like.
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Pretty much anything he does has some people asking “is this fraud?” It’s really very silly. |
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With blackjack and hookers
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My yacht is made from decks of cards and hookers |
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Sold all at 1.50. Loss of like 25-30k total.
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You don't think it will drop more before next Friday? |
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Honestly if they didn’t fuck up their UI they still would’ve have a good retention rate.
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That didn't help, but I guarantee the user losses continue. |
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It’s marked shit post for a reason lol, I think intc is going up tho
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Same, or else I wouldn't still be holding my bags. |
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literally 0.02 of IV in them now so fuck it, 2 days to go down 27 cents isnt that big a move for this POS
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I think this POS is trading sideways just as a fuck you to put holders. |
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Depends on the earnings results. Usually not though. I would say a week after is about the lowest. If you have TOS you can graph IV to how it goes historically for any stock
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Can you elaborate? I have the IV and HV studies underneath my charts but would love something more indepth |
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So what do you get out of being invested if you can’t sell? I think the share price would drop to book value if no outsiders could bid the price up and that would be zero as it is right now.
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Idk I couldn't find anything about these kinds of funds online. Id imagine overall yes the shares are worth less ... |
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What does that have to do with being a publicly traded or privately held company?
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You can't be traded if you cease to exist. Thus you see all these stunts from Elon. This one in particular may end up costing him all of the losses that short sellers incurred because of his tweet. |
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but IV kind of is circular. it's an input to the pricing model, but derived from the pricing model.
my understanding is that it's first derived using the ATM market pricing and then OTM contracts are priced using this IV as input.
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But price is derived from transactions, not a model. So the IV is b... |
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it's me ur brother
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hi brother. U think intc will ride through 50 tomorrow? |
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