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If he’s losing his shit over the dis drop. I can’t wait for him to dive into some 90mu calls.
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He might not have brains to not do that, but he also doesn’t have the balls to do that. |
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Right
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no really, that used to be my flair.. i kinda miss it though.. fuckboy defender is a bit irrelevant now (that was when the whole r/place shit was going on) |
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I didn’t say option dude. Just short it.
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BuT OpTiOnS R sHoRtS?? |
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RELATIVELY NEW HERE. can somene expalin this IV crush meme to me without fucking trolling me. I know im inviting trolls here but i just legit need to know what this shit means. THanks lads.
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Google it for the luv of fucking God
You are asking for advice in a shit meme-posting subreddit. |
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It’s been too good for too long damnit
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With DD like this, you can't lose. |
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That's exactly what I am saying, and it works fine, with the exception of vmotion/EVC of course. https://communities.vmware.com/thread/503174
Did I mention that Windows sucks?
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Why would you ever make a cluster that's not homogeneous? That whole vMotion between nodes in the same cluster is kind of ... |
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Isn't that what we're supposed to do? Invest in our future?
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I guess I have no future since my investments amounted to nothing |
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Let's do it and make a pact that after the deal is approved by shareholders, we won't sell to to shorts covering their positions for anything less than $1m/share.
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Price fixing the stock market? 🤔 it's retarded enough that it just might work. |
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I live in NJ and the gyms are in Indiana, Memphis, and Columbus so I’m not around the day to day tbh.
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well this thread was underwhelming. |
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If you work in finance and your employer blocks Wizdaddy, there's something terribly wrong with him. Switch your workplace asap, it's going bankrupt in 90 days, tops
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Where does he work and how do I short it |
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I mean the price action is the same so you should be able to make the same returns playing QQQ options as AMZN options
or maybe QQQ actually is less risky in which case then I'm retarded and no you won't get the same returns
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Sure they're highly correlated as sectors trade in groups. You could say t... |
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$MU to $10.
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$10k, you forget the k. |
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Yep! Thanks to this stranger, my losses are now only 75.67%!
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1,024.33% to go! |
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This is bad for MU
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Keeps lowering EPS by earning more money. |
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How do you define 'super profitable'?
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Making a big money |
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Clearly I could just tag the sub in his post but I believe a formal invitation is more fitting..
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Greetings kind sir, please join our community of like-minded individuals on a quest for the bottom. |
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In Musk I trust. But I do understand trust can be misplaced, we all have to learn that hard lesson.
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This guy is landing reusable rockets and sending his cars into space. He can fucking handle the SEC, lol. |
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I put $100 on $2 calls just to see what would happen with the merger tomorrow.
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Same here.. have a 1.8 basis reduced from 2.36 originally |
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Valid. Good thing this is just play money! ;) I consider it all something I can learn from and try to do better next time.
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Just had to make sure you understand that we don’t make money here |
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Hope for SNAP bleeds, NVDA rally and uhhhhhhhhhh... yeah idk what the fuck is happening.
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I need snap to plummet at open tomorrow...
or spike. But plummet is my only chance. ;-;
My bum is feeling the FD. |
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Looks like they'll sell off after PPI
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Hopefully. I bought another short contract at 7475 before going to bed last night. It was an active overnight session. |
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real question - I yolo'd 1k in $25 8-17 calls...does this have legs left in it until next week? Maybe I should hold but we'll see what they open at....
sheet tho good DD thanks cow man
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You may be up close to if not more than 100% if the 29.40 holds at open. Up to how you feel. |
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Hey guys the Japanese multi billionaire who runs a giant ass holding company that's buying into all the major tech companies in the US is totally one of us.
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Ethnically he’s Korean, surprisingly. |
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The funny thing is that they don't even hold AMD.
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/she/holdings
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Wow, honestly I'm shocked.
>**SHE portfolio manager:** 'yeah, lets just not include AMD / Lisa Su. Although she is operating at peak performance, shes too sexy to fit our female empowe... |
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Not bad if you're a good trader
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True |
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Boring, unlikely to move much. Iron Condor it if you are one of those.
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“If you are one of those”
Ah you mean a f a g |
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Yeah i mean unfortunately all the toyotas worth speaking about these days are lexus branded cars. Some of them are fantastic, but theyve kind of lost the spirit of the original toyotas that were just cheap simple reliable fun cars. They only make economy crap or luxury cars now. I suppose its just a reflection o... |
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? Earnings
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Earnings were great |
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Stocks don't have an ER run up if they're going to bomb ER..
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Why wouldn’t they? It helps create volatility increasing option prices and crush. |
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Aaand it’s down to 1.3% premarket...
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Stays above 52.5 |
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How about not at all? Sounds like unsubscribing would save them some cash.
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Make this man the ceo |
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He thinks trump isn't going to get 4 more years lol
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My man low key doesn't know that we only elect presidents every 4 years. |
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What exactly do you think pseudo means?
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It means fake |
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Was it also tsla!?
https://imgur.com/a/FTeCFNP
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Nahh I wont touch Tesla. It's way too wild of a ride for me |
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Obesity is going up... so let’s buy shit people are clearly not using?
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as obesity rates go up more and more people are signing up for gyms and getting meal replacements every year. however no one said u can fix or reduce the obesity crisis with just these two things. |
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TSLA FD's I hope
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Nope . TSLA leap puts |
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/r/all memes
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Then it’s a good thing that I don’t get it |
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Well if I remember correctly gyms make money on the people who don’t go.
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That's Planet Fitness's entire business strategy. It's cheap enough so people are too lazy to go out and cancel their membership |
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could you make a company that made other companies that then sold stock for value like this. is this an infinite money machine?
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No need to make another company.
Apply to increases A/S
Dilute into oblivion
Find suckers to buy shit stock
Dilute more
Wash rinse repeat
This is the basi... |
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I don’t know how US law works bit maybe you could argue that since (or *if*, idk) every other manufacturer agrees on it and has for some time it’s industry practice and basically mandatory?
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That's pants on head retarded and would just be banning innovation. |
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Thanks. Ya know, I love the idea behind Tesla, but the execution really isn’t there to be able to take on the entire established automotive industry no matter how you cut it. $TSLA is one of the few true value=feelings stocks. You can see how earnings and performance news affect other companies (namely Twitter a... |
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no you don't lol... i think you wasted a lot of time. Google this topic.
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/s |
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Nope I missed that? Recent?
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I don't remember the 1M one but a few years ago someone on here did that with like 40k his grandpa left him. The entire sub called the guy retarded. CGC was around 3 or 4 Dollars at the time, if my memory is correct. It's sitting around ~$28 right now.
With such a long h... |
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WEAK HANDS.
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This. ^^^
r/personalfinance cucks. |
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We don’t do disclaimer here.
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He lost all credibility to me now. |
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What summary data though? Totals or totals per company?
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You can enter totals based on short term/ long term by brokerage. Where is says stock you use various, for dates purchased you just use 99/99/9999 and you designate short vs. long term. Its super easy
edit: then you do need to attach the PDF a... |
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Same here.. have a 1.8 basis reduced from 2.36 originally
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It’s not looking good, lol |
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> You get a form at the end of the year from your broker with all your transactions, brokers usually report your transactions to the IRS so you just have to copy Total Purchased, Total Sold, Profit/Loss, and Dividends. I've used https://creditkarma.com/tax the last 2 years and have had no problems.
So yo... |
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Isn't that just momentum investing with extra steps?
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But they invest with *each other* |
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Delete system32 folder, I'm trying it right n
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Hey, I figured out how to do that and now my dad's laptop won't turn back on. I had to use my phone to reply. Does it start up again after a few minutes? |
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I did the same but bought $50 in $2 calls.
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Did the same play, big oof so far. |
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But price is derived from transactions, not a model. So the IV is basically a plug from what premium people are willing to pay. People are willing to pay a premium if they expect the price to move a certain amount. Hence, implied volatility.
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ok that's what i meant. you actually said it better than I d... |
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I noticed, it's a risky move.
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Did you play it? |
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I don't have much confidence in him to think through his tweets ahead of time but I have a real hard time seeing a tweet getting him in trouble. Very curious to see how this plays out
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The SEC considers twitter to be a valid method of disseminating information. This is a material financial statement made... |
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So two days ago?
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9/7 is September 7th you autismo |
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Maybe because people are buying the 3200
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can confirm, just dropped 1k on 64gb of that there 3200 (ballistix by micron) |
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I live in NYC lol
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If your local, and a bunch of tourist reviewing, you can see how the opnions will vary. Of course, there are fake reviews as well, but you can usually tell by the number of friends and reviews.
Overall, if you travel a lot like me, you will need to depend on something to make a ... |
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All that $FB needs is to get past $186.50 and then it will move past $187 fairly quickly. After that it’ll go to $190 in the next week or so.
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Agree. But my calls are bleeding rn. |
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And 13.3 days to cover...
Honestly think this could go up a lot more
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I'm up 100% on 8/17 $45C so I'm on for the ride |
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Microsoft everywhere. Its boss. But maybe next time buy like 2 weeks - 6 months out. Are you gonna make money on your calls?
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Not on the 110s. I bought a bunch of 106 and 110 calls for aug 10th at the beginning of July. The 106s I made like 5% on, and the 110s I sold this morning to minimize the loss. qu... |
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You mean the company that went bankrupt and needed a government assistance check because they couldn't pull themselves up by their bootstraps? You mean that Chevy?
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Murica |
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I have some other plays going with $DBX, $MSFT, $AMZN, and some $SPY calls. Looking for a 10 bagger. Got any leads?
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What’s your DBX play and thesis |
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TA means a lot. It shouldn't, but it does becomes algo's trade off of TA and they have a lot more funds than retail investors.
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Dumb question, what’s TA? |
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Autism is a spectrum. Not all of us YOLO on MU $90 8/17 options. Others like me, make good predictions, and then proceed to do the opposite of that good prediction.
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> Not all of us YOLO on MU $90 8/17 options.
Why even be here then |
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It’s not looking good, lol
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Not ideal tbh |
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What’s the strike? $12?
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Yeah... I just refuse to believe this piece of shit stays above 12 much longer |
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100 HMNY shares
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What's that, like, 2 cents? |
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Only because I got a venti.
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Take my upvote ventiboi |
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the problem is you don't have **con**fidence in Elon, **man**.
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It's hard to have confidence in guy who frequently overpromises and under delivers the whole thing don't make sense. Stop loving it for a moment and use logic, IF they are going to be profitable this year as he said why would you wa... |
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why not $90 calls?
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I’m still working on my gene editing program to add that extra chromosome to make that call. I’ll let you know when done. |
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Don't get me wrong I think OP very well make money. It's just retarded as fuck to take out a loan like that and bet it on TSLA of all things.
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Taking out a loan with such high monthly interest to buy a stock that has no deadline for being taken private is indeed retarded. I agree with you there.
How... |
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He made a SELL call on AMD 2 months ago for $11 PT. It then subsequently went to $20+.
So, take his call today with a grain of salt with regards to MU and the semi industry downgrade.
58% accuracy on calls made, also.
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>58% accuracy on calls made, also.
Jesus my WSB post history has mor... |
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It’s fairly easy to track the latest buying/selling at an institutional level. Harder to track the date, but I do know they sold shares around the time they were praising MU, then turn around a week later and lower their rating.
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How do you track that |
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Earnings were great
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Not for that valuation |
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The SEC considers twitter to be a valid method of disseminating information. This is a material financial statement made in a valid way.
If funding isn't actually secured, this is straight up manipulation.
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Agreed. Him facing any consequences is an entirely separate issue though |
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9/25
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Thought it was soon. Standard buy now and sell the week before? |
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I have considerably less than that after $SNAP earnings.
Someone buy me a microphone!
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I can do live stream on snapchat from my Galaxy S6 the front facing camera still works okay. I also have no money left. |
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MU needs to announce that they're going private at $69 a share to burn the MS shorts
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and then dilution |
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wait, how would tick size affect strike intervals?
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More ticks to go through, same number of seller/buyer parties. You are more finely distributing the available resources.
10 people sell at 10.00. Now, you can have 3 sell at 9.97, 2 at 9.98, 1 at 9.99, 3 at 10.00, 1 at 10.03 and 1 at 10.05. |
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I stumbled upon Madder Money from a post here in WSB yesterday. Listened yesterday while doing some bullshit paperwork for my day job. Pretty much a WSB podcast.
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How do you find them I can’t find see any podcasts on YouTube |
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Hope you guys held... It's rising
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I chickened out like a little bitch and sold like 40% down on my calls...smh |
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....And there is a shit ton more people who are not. I had a friend who moved to a new area and never bothered to go visit and cancel it. It ended after two years when the credit card expired. This has been the story of Subscriptions.
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I did that with Anytime fitness, just never went back and they actual... |
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So your saying there's a chance....
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BREAKING: ELON MUSK SELLS TESLA, BECOMES CEO OF MICRON. MICRON UP 300%. |
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Same. Something about this rally reminds me of the last couple of weeks of January.
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That's a little extreme. But the Nasdaq is green 8 sessions in a row. I don't think any respectable short term trader is long on the Nasdaq. |
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> Technicals
Get out
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lol what was i thinking?? |
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I ain't done yet. Check the new verse
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You should email the PR department and get paid for such brilliance. |
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Can’t Fe-Lon the E-Lon.
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Can’t rustle the Musk |
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I know right.
Who the fuck do you know holds 3 whole shares of AMD?!?
Absolute unit.
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Su Bae still happy |
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i dont know many of those words
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There's really only 1 you need to learn, spread.
Godspeed |
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Narrator: They didn't
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lamo |
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Elong Dong is like Jesus, dont mess with him.
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Crucifixion wen |
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I don't know about a woman, but you surely can fuck a fellow wsb cardboard house owner and discuss how you can take a mortgage on that cardboard.
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More free money for Uncle Elon so you can upgrade to reinforced cardboard. |
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Who knew soy beans would win us a trade war?
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Easy trade something something |
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A pullback for micron? Its trading at a pe of 5 with DRAM increasing through at least the BOY that along with cost decreases from their 1y ramp should increase margins. Nand is tight, but vast majority of MU's rev comes from DRAM and some producers are already delaying additional nand xapex5
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No in gener... |
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Lmfao.
Elon also studied finance (!) in college (along with applied physics)... has been involved in successful startups since the 90s... and runs TWO high tech companies atm. Both of which have high demand. He is not going to intentionally/accidentally commit securities fraud or share-price suicide (lying... |
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I remember a technical guy saying he would prefer not knowing anything about the stock except its chart.
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If it works for you, then by all means go for it. Money is money at the end of the day, and if you can make it then props to you |
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Very little resistance till near 190. Also it's had a few weaker days as tech recovered.
I'm glad it's on the up. Hope it closes out the week strong. We've jumped a few times and faded as the day goes so fingers crossed thats not the same fate today.
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Damn near made it to $190 |
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FINISH HIM....
MoRtAl KoMbAt
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Anotha one |
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ANY SCENARIO
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Even if the planet explodes tomorrow daddy musky will take care of us!!! |
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Elon looking thicc.
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Man’s been eating a lot of tendies lately. |
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