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[INST] Premiums pretty cheap, looks like a good value play. But now that I’ve said that... this shit going back down to 250. Buy puts [/INST] >looks like a good value play. > >But now that I’ve said that... this shit going back down to 250. > >Buy puts Now it'll just be ...
[INST] > VMware seems to work just fine Not sure I understand, but are you saying that you can mix and match CPU vendors in a VMware cluster? Because that's not the case. [/INST] That's exactly what I am saying, and it works fine, with the exception of vmotion/EVC of course. https://communities.vmware.com/thr...
[INST] Because you have very little and dwindling ruling potential and would like to be among others who are also lessening theirs? [/INST] Whatever helps you sleep at night
[INST] None of my friends watch regular sports and even more of them don't watch 'esports.' [/INST] So basically what you're saying is all of your friends don't exist.
[INST] RIP [/INST] Think it won’t go up? Any explanation why?
[INST] Haha, you paid a commission. [/INST] Haha, you care about commission.
[INST] You could also just invest in herbalife, they've been caught running cocaine around. [/INST] Yes but cocaine goes against their company mission: 'Never sell something, which actually has an effect'.
[INST] You selling calls? [/INST] Haha you think anyone on here has enough to buy 100 of a stock
[INST] That's a no. He makes money. We lose money. Big diff [/INST] Hey guys the Japanese multi billionaire who runs a giant ass holding company that's buying into all the major tech companies in the US is totally one of us.
[INST] I've been trying that. It hasn't worked out too well. [/INST] You just haven't shorted enough
[INST] I want to buy one share of tsla and be part of the fund [/INST] Hopefully TSLA doesn't go private in the 4 years it takes you to save up $350 bucks
[INST] 20 minutes left you sonofabitch delete this before you jinx it [/INST] I blame OP
[INST] Thank you for this. [/INST] Only thank me if I'm right, but aviation is my jam Also, look at that route map and explain how that 'regional' airline is able to operate on a whole damn continent
[INST] The easiest way is to throw old ppl under by cutting SS. Although aarp might riot [/INST] If they can overpower me I deserve my slow, gummy death.
[INST] Look at this baller. [/INST] YEAH I KNOW IT.
[INST] Shouldn't they be making the announcement from Company's account rather than Elon Musk's account? If was a Tesla shareholder and expecting news on social media I shouldn't have to trawl through all the inane shit Musk spews to his cultists. I might also not be interested in his other ventures. But if I only fol...
[INST] Is it tho? Going back through people's online history to make fun of them for stupid shit they say is all the rage [/INST] Long Blackmail ($BKML)?
[INST] You think it will pop on the announcement? [/INST] It gonna be Papa John
[INST] Yes, I drive a Ford [/INST] Me too nigga
[INST] RemindMe! 12 hours 'More Retarded ER Plays' [/INST] Told you
[INST] [He asked himself](https://i.imgur.com/vkrztxn.png) one month ago. [/INST] If he’s losing his shit over the dis drop. I can’t wait for him to dive into some 90mu calls.
[INST] He already said that though lmao. He wouldn't be able to say anything about a settlement and musk sure isn't going to so there's literally no difference. [/INST] No, he didnt. And no shit he wouldn't be able to say anything about a settlement
[INST] That's what happens to options when nothing happens. You lose time value, you lose volatility premium, and you lose your money as a result. [/INST] I wouldn't call a 6.71% drop 'nothing happening.' But Snapchat is just so fucking retarded that you would need an absolutely apocalyptic scenario for those puts to...
[INST] I can speak as one of those massholes, you bet your ass I'll be going too often to the casino cheering my ass off for the red sox betting too much on them. [/INST] Ability to bet on local teams legally will be awesome for the special events business. The company I used to work for had a six figure contract for ...
[INST] I V C R U S H [/INST] Buy a month from earnings, less I V C R U S H.
[INST] I can't even unload my $14s wtf [/INST] When/what did you buy them at?
[INST] I’m pretty sure Tesla actually was planning to do that. [/INST] [I'm pretty sure Elon was told repeatedly it was not possible, but he said it anyway.](https://www.scribd.com/document/376359070/Tesla-Lawsuit)
[INST] Wow we already in tendie land. Lets go to steak land tomorrow [/INST] well shit... looking more like ramen land tomorrow!
[INST] My anus is bleeding [/INST] its 2018
[INST] holding: 8/10 12.50 put 9/7 12 put 9/14 12 put halp [/INST] see you tomorrow!
[INST] im just swing trading FB calls and making bank. [/INST] no wrong way to make money. Get that dough.
[INST] But if they have a growing user-base for each of their games that's increased revenue from lootboxes + cosmetics + events etc. But I see what you're saying. [/INST] I think this is primarily my issue with them now is that I don't find them growing their userbase much anymore. Most of their current assets alrea...
[INST] Don't forget the plastic surgery. It's almost a requirement for female pop stars in Asia. [/INST] not just females m8
[INST] Hold out for them tendies. Scared money don't make money. [/INST] and fearless money is someone else's money now
[INST] Not bad, eh? [/INST] 15 percent intraday? nice dude congrats wish i followed your advice
[INST] Read the TL/DR and followed you blindly.. woohoo SAIL away! Edit: bloody fantastic fellow friend!! Edit2: 9% up AH, picked up $600 worth of calls, which I might execute, it looks like a pretty solid long. Edit3: 12% and going, [earnings call in 5 minutes here](http://public.viavid.com/player/index...
[INST] There's some truth to that, but Intel is still king in the mainstream consumers' minds. Intel Inside™ bruh. [/INST] 'Dude yer gettin a intel' - early 2000s commercial probably
[INST] What was the premium? IV is still shit, if it increases you might get something. [/INST] 15c
[INST] And poopies. [/INST] This certainly comes along with the adderall
[INST] Well look at the AMZN chart, it's green candle after green candle. That will change and then you'll stop seeing these posts. [/INST] People gonna PUT scalp?
[INST] it's like watching children discover explosives [/INST] I didn't know it was even possible for people to lose money as fast as they do here
[INST] Whose formula is that? It should be divided by 2 for realistic expectations. [/INST] i also got 8% implied move for EOW: SQRT (DTE/365) \* Underlying \* IV = SQRT (2/365) \* 47.25 \* 1.09 = 3.81\~ 47.25 +/- 3.81 = Between 51.06 and 43.44
[INST] Or he'll turnout like a liberal, and blame wealth inequality for why he's a turd. [/INST] He might even do all of these things in one lifetime maybe one week
[INST] This is worse than that dead hooker he strapped to the Roadster and launched to Mars [/INST] She’s dead?!
[INST] I'm sad I'm going to need to find a new company with a twitter CEO to stalk. [/INST] Mark Zuckerberg?
[INST] Pro Tip: Load up more money so your % loss doesn’t look as bad. You’ll feel better about yourself [/INST] This guy is woke.
[INST] did you jump in or what? [/INST] Nope, after SNAP burned me I wasn't going to Yolo this one. If I had hit on SNAP I probably would have bought a few call contracts on this one as they met expectations
[INST] Ya but then it's wrong / too simplistic. It's like those memes about 'You have a 50:50 chance to win the lottery: Either you win or you don't.' [/INST] when it comes to options it really is. Youre banking on a specific movement in a period of time whereas the lottery youre banking on a specific set of numbers ....
[INST] Let's just hope it doesn't go sideways... [/INST] Kind of sideways. Glad I bought a put, but the other $700 in calls is probably toast.
[INST] Yeah, he’s now married, 2 kids, runs a successful computer business...total lame loser, definitely doesn’t belong here with the cool kids [/INST] Sounds like a very successful beta male provider husband. Good for him.
[INST] Proof or ban. [/INST] He's actually fucking done it wtf
[INST] Naw just all in spy and sell otm fds to wsb [/INST] Hmm, so pretty much covered calls? Whats the downside here? Seems low risk.
[INST] I read it to that one song [/INST] #metoo
[INST] Good fuckin job. I got 1K worth of stock. Gainz are gainz dho. [/INST] $500. Feel better bro. Bought ~$1000 ETNA @98
[INST] theyre actually adding 200 gyms a year. Source: Dad is a franchisee [/INST] Go on. How’s his store doing?
[INST] What’s a GPA? [/INST] Gains produced annually
[INST] I meant is public or private better. [/INST] It really depends on a lot, want liquidity to be able to sell when ever? Public. Want to be able to make decisions that would be hard to do in a public company/ plan on holding very long term private. There are many factors but for selling reasons I never would mess ...
[INST] Price of nearest at-the-money straddle (cost of buying a put and cost of buying a call) divided by current price. [/INST] I thought a strangle was buying a put and call.
[INST] 15c [/INST] It's bleed AH makes me think tomorrow will open low but we'll see. I don't know if/when it will bounce back. You're safer going 8/24 or 8/31.
[INST] Shit is like 250% [/INST] What's 250%? IV? On what?
[INST] Do any of us? [/INST] Hope for SNAP bleeds, NVDA rally and uhhhhhhhhhh... yeah idk what the fuck is happening.
[INST] Do you play commodities often? [/INST] not enough to know my ass from a hole in the ground we broke support intraday if you’re into TA, but rested on it at close. it’s a gamble
[INST] As I said, no evidence of financing. If he makes an actual proposal it's one thing, but a company wide email with zero details and tweets talking about a corporate structure that doesn't exist (everyone can stay a shareholder, but it's private!) don't really instill confidence. Obviously Wall Street agrees becau...
[INST] Mark Zuckerberg? [/INST] Did someone say brisket and ribs?! https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA
[INST] There YOU have it. $SNAP is fucking crazy haha [/INST] Both side dead lol
[INST] That works for a quick swing. I’m in some 9/21 $90s [/INST] Lol...man they keep going down...wonder what's going on with these guys
[INST] they’re bound to be right sooner or later. [/INST] Kinda hard to predict when that is with so many of these articles
[INST] I feel like this stock is going to fucking plummet if the vote doesn't go through. At least losses with calls are limited. [/INST] So time to buy some puts
[INST] He's just trying to throw the SEC off his scent. It's the oldest trick in da book. He did the same thang when he was an Intern at Enron. [/INST] Headline: Confused SEC Can’t Even Find TSLA in NYSE Registry; Closes Investigation.
[INST] https://m.nasdaq.com/earnings/report/goos [/INST] yea, i assume the last one was late then
[INST] Is that based on anything or just numbers pulled from the rectum. [/INST] It's actually TheRectum© and you too can access it for just $20 behind the Arby's.
[INST] Pep sounds like Pepe Calls [/INST] Sound the Pepe call. (Suddenly a wild Pepe appears)
[INST] I got you bro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va3WazO5R3I [/INST] Omg wtf
[INST] Did someone say brisket and ribs?! https://youtu.be/M930FDIaSLA [/INST] why did i watch this
[INST] Black science man [/INST] And suddenly I know exactly
[INST] > ...jail. \* prison. Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. But, I bet he has funding lined up; plenty of wealthy retards out there for him to convince. [/INST] Rich people dont go to ass rape prison
[INST] Bought ten $2.5 9/21C @ .05 Zero DD - just a cheap $50 lotto [/INST] I did the same but bought $50 in $2 calls.
[INST] Out of curiosity, what was the spread play? [/INST] +1 snap 13 put -1 snap 11 put 8/17
[INST] but if you have the boat, why did you have to pay the woman to shit in your mouth? [/INST] One girl no cup.
[INST] > There is over 1.2T in dry powder right now what do you mean by this? [/INST] In private equity there is over 1.2T in committed capital that hasn’t been deployed (invested). McKinsey estimates it may reach as high as 1.8T this year. Meaning there are a lot of people who have committed money to funds an...
[INST] I guess... But it should be valued at least DBL what it's currently trading at [/INST] Am I crazy or does it look like you have ample time for a recovery?
[INST] Come inside nerd [/INST] Too late.
[INST] This leveraged x1000. Not worth rolling the dice until the trade war is settled. [/INST] Now is the time to buy but your probably autistic and buy at the top
[INST] To shreds you say? [/INST] How’s the husband faring?
[INST] That's just a customer retention scheme. It's either retarded or diabolical, I'm not sure which. [/INST] Maybe it's a joint deal with the pizza company. Everyone's starving after working out, and everything's delicious when you're starving. If you're advertising pizza, it's the best time to stuff your food in ...
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[INST] 'I remember the crash of '18. It all started when the CEO of an electric car company trolled some shorts on twitter.' That'd be some shit. [/INST] Honestly it doesn't even sound that crazy compared to what's going on these days.
[INST] Not a chance. They have near complete monopoly of their industry and FB choked on a dick and failed their entry and they had guidance saying about as much. Autistic millennials swiping right all over this motherfucker. [/INST] Sure but 19% spike with no rebound at all? I think thats a little optimistic. Even if...
[INST] Looks like around 20% [/INST] Nice. So fireworks
[INST] Yeah I wish I could get a 3.1% APY unsecured loan for $230k. [/INST] Who said it was unsecured?
[INST] If you get a 250k loan to buy Tesla you can retire tomorrow. [/INST] That's just science
[INST] I prefer avoiding the hand people use to wack their Willys [/INST] Most men hold their phones in their right.
[INST] Only 5? [/INST] I would finally buy one share as a sort of commemorative gesture if he tweeted this.
[INST] you can go to the gains & losses page and select some days but i dont think this feature is on the app. if you use the options house app it shows a YTD gain/loss. [/INST] Thanks. I'll take a look
[INST] The whole of EU will take it like a bitch. [/INST] 'Murica
[INST] Yes it's a day trade. Buying FD's for scalps you would probably want to buy the closest OTM call/put relative to current price. [/INST] Personally doing any scalping like this I like to keep the delta at least at .70, it typically make the run up more smoother and less jagged
[INST] Dibs on trading on insider info [/INST] Cmon man we’ll all be doing it together
[INST] So basically what you're saying is all of your friends don't exist. [/INST] savage. F
[INST] I’ll be your beneficiary. [/INST] Make TSLA the beneficiary.
[INST] What does buying calls mean? [/INST] It's like buying Likes or Followers for FB or TWTR, except with calls, the foreigners spam your cellular telephone.