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It can go to 1910 or back to 1870. I felt that my position had limited upside and more downside. So, I switched. I probably wouldn't have bought it if I already didn't have a position.
After almost every 10-20 days of run up there is a correction. There is no catalyst for the movement in either direction. ... |
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China is scary RN, papa ma is a beast though, I won't lie I've been eying BABA
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Scary yes, but that comes at a cheaper price. Worth the risk imo. |
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38 minutes 2 seconds.
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Oh man, that’s too long for these robo trading |
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a single call?
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Yup, mother fucker was expensive as shit. |
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Uhmmmm. Like $4000 freedom dollars ($800 gain today).
Fucking CAD used to be above par with freedom bucks too :-(
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Nice time for some Canadian tendies, I am gonna have to settle for McDonalds nuggets today. |
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Hey, tons of people bought Tsla OTM FD call . It is now trading at 355. They are dead bro. $380 call fd was at $1600 per contract yesterday. Now it is at $59. Lmao
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Woof. |
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think it's gonna run outta gas? Betting against AMD rn is bad karma for me but it could trade sideways for a minute.
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I think the hype of it is fading. Intel is vastly bigger. Just thinking AMD going to come back down a little and want a little bit from it. |
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takes all kinds. come by my room later and i'll show you
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It's an option that expires in less than a week. So how is OPs position an FD?
I'm sorry you were born retarded |
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that's what the rope is for
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Maybe you'll come back as a Morgan Stanley analyst |
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Might have to. Fucking ridiculous. It happened a third time too.
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Funny story is I switched because of the similar problems you ran into. RH is pretty much only good for stocks |
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Lol, what book is this?
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Millennial Money by Patrick O’Shaughnessy. Friend sent it to me. |
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Trolling secured.
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You have to understand, our trolls will be effective in Q4 2018. |
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> honestly thought we would see ~55 eow
So did MS. Hence the hit piece to save their calls from being excerised away lol.
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The timing certainly wasn't by accident. . We set a higher low and higher high on the hourly yesterday as well. Take off was immenent. Just like when DXY was about to break o... |
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what strike?
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36.5 8/24 |
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More ticks to go through, same number of seller/buyer parties. You are more finely distributing the available resources.
10 people sell at 10.00. Now, you can have 3 sell at 9.97, 2 at 9.98, 1 at 9.99, 3 at 10.00, 1 at 10.03 and 1 at 10.05.
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But are there not 10 people still bidding on the same con... |
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I laughed
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He cried |
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Thanks, when do I get rich?
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> when do I get rich?
Lol |
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They mean well, but for someone like me, it just doesn't work. It creates more chasing, fomo is real.
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So maybe work on fixing yourself rather than blaming an app |
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You sure?
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Pretty sure. |
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I thought that their bread-and-butter was a stochastic/markov modeling of the share price. I guess that would not fall under the umbrella of technical analysis?
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Not entirely sure where you read that but my understanding is they run stat arb strats on their medallion fund. They also use a bunch of non in... |
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It’s called averaging down
Or at least that’s what I tell myself
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If you do it enough all your shares will average out to $0.01
who will be laughing then |
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My local car wash has a 5 day rain guarantee but the code works even if it doesn't rain. I'll wash my car then go home and get the wife's car and go wash it.
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Ah you cheating them out of money then. Should be only per car. My place puts an rfid sticker on your windshield and it’s once a day. |
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Impressive.
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did you sold all of your contract?
i kept a few, particularly the Jan 2019s since they're all deep ITM now |
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Thank you that is helpful but is there a way to make it a more visual chart?...Kinda how you can see how your option performed over the last week in RH? but without actually buying the option? Am i making sense? lol
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Yea, right click on the option in the chain on thinkorswim. Copy the code. Go into cha... |
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Left 5000$ on the table 😫
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I mean other threads a few of us are saying it may hit $50 and there's plenty of mention of short interest level as well. |
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lost 10k in 1 day
can i be mod
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why did you think buying this much TSLA was a good idea? fucking a |
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Wiz is broken? please provide a real link so I can get excellent advice without hunting for the old posts.
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try wizzdaddy.io |
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you'll have 50% bro. the other 50
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Hey that's just enough to go all in on MU |
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Think it won’t go up? Any explanation why?
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you still feeling nervous? Facebook shit the bed for $2 a share, my call doesn't quite like it right now. |
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$90, Friday
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Could you even imagine |
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AWS is already the most expensive in the space and no one wants to migrate cloud infrastructure
-coming from a guy who migrated a relatively small company from Rackspace to Google Cloud
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From one shithole to another, good job spergie. |
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Good im not the only one who came to this conclusion
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Note to self write like 3 paragraphs of half assed analysis then copy and paste a book into the body of the post then do the opposite of the post |
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BREAKING: ELON MUSK SELLS TESLA, BECOMES CEO OF MICRON. MICRON UP 300%.
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You just broke time continuity. This is good and bad for MU |
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Not for that valuation
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Lol... You are out of your mind... What's the market cap valuation you think is fair? |
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Hopefully. I bought another short contract at 7475 before going to bed last night. It was an active overnight session.
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Maybe you jinxed it. We're on an 8-day win streak now. |
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Can’t rustle the Musk
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can’t arrest the TSLA guy |
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If it works for you, then by all means go for it. Money is money at the end of the day, and if you can make it then props to you
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I feel like that's just ludicrous was my point. |
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Gains produced annually
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Anally\* |
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People gonna PUT scalp?
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Made 25% ($350) scalping 2 AMZN puts today, 19 minutes turnaround |
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192.5C 8/24 here. Fuck me.
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Same here.. |
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Yeah I fucked up really badly. I’m still new to this and I’m very young so I guess it’s good to learn new off of two options than later down the road with 20? I don’t know, it still could’ve been avoided.
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yeah definitely. next time buy long-term options, and look to lock in profits weeks before expiry. ... |
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I was short scalping NQ all day. Was down $2000 an hour in, looks like I'll close around $500 up. Saved an almost absolutely shit day. Some of those dumps were great. Holding 1 short contract for the close. Tough day.
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They killed it two days in a row at close. I'm staying short too.
Do you trade fu... |
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Did a bot go rogue? $13 CTL put jumped 10x for a minute
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Must have. My Mu calls went from 5 bucks each to 7.10 |
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thank you exactly what i was looking for! I probably would have never figured that out on my own lol
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No problem. You can also use the active trader for them. Good for flipping SPY 0 days. |
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40 dollars for $HEAR just after 8/17 calls expire. Just downvote me was supposed to be a reply :(
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You can't tell me what to do! Have an upvote. |
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Like I said somewhere above: It totally makes sense for gyms. People sign up for gyms because of a New Year's resolution or bad conscience, but then never make full use of the facilities because, to them, going to the gym sucks. It's hard work that you have to be motivated to do.
That logic totally does not... |
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you know the answer already.
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8-17-17 |
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Musk daddy that's who.
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psh. 24th Aug $350.00 Put has increased 150% from yesterday.
Later nerd. |
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I have a 9/21 50 call and a 8/17 55. I like the fact that they haven't had a huge runup this week.
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Tendies! I pulled the trigger on $50 8/17 call
Gratz boi |
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U don’t get sound for meme fucking fag!
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Oh noo! I've seen it once before but you know what they say, 'Everybody gets one' |
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sorry bub this car on tsla autopilot. elon has taken the wheel
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SEATBELTS SECURED |
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Bought 4k worth of shares at 99.5 on their June dip. I am pleased.
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gay |
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Made some nice money on TWLO Tuesday, but now realizing I would’ve made a nice chunk more if I would’ve just held until today. Eh, you can never predict the future.
My first week of trading spreads and I am definitely learning a lot.
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Same here, second week technically I guess haha. Learned today t... |
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You just have nothing going for you.
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Lost 25% today. If V ah hold tho. |
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But holy fuck what exactly are you going to do with these viewing habits? It's not like it's a big mystery that chicks like Rom Coms and dudes like the millionth superhero sequel gritty reboot.
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No idea, but they are owned by an analytics company so they must have done some research on it. Or maybe they ... |
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Still holding. I'll eat ramen tomorrow if this tank's I guess
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Won't have to they crushed earnings |
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There's the problem. Get a really hot poor chick. 100% chance of ATM
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Delta neutral girl, cause she sure as fuck ain't gonna move away from you |
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I know but I had a bunch of retarded tesla bulls messaging me 'RIP' earlier this week so I had to post an update.
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ah, puts out of spite are the only puts if you ask me. |
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Why the hell don't I see those
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web client |
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so puts. thanks.
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So far so good |
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ABSOLUTE MADMAN
also jesus h tapdancing christ $387 in commissions, get yourself a robinhood account
/u/JohnnyCupcakes or /u/MechaFuckboy do your newly-designated duty and get this man a fucking flair cc /u/SwineFluPandemic
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Yeah TDA charges 75 cents per contract. Sucks. |
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Your missing out not looking at Visa for this strategy
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Visa has been slowing down since ER. not much missed. |
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Because ER was gonna send it to 10, then prince fuck hole dropped news that he's autistic
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8/24 expiration you still have time lad |
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I bought some 8/10 calls 355s when it was at 348. I'm banking on the 8k tonight otherwise Elon and me are both fucked
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that's cute, now how about my 8/10 $385c's? someone get me musk's personal number. |
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Nothing happened and you don't know dick.
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But the stock is only up 10% in the past week! Why isn't it up higher???!?!??! |
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If /u/Pony2013 kept from getting fired at AMZN, he can land a job at any of the constituents of FAGMAN and pick up a nice 10% raise, 25k+ signing bonus, and 1-2 month severance package in the process
EDIT: My bad, for some reason I was assuming the dude is a computer programmer when he might be working in a... |
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8/10 $2000
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thats the way to go. |
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Only 40k was in puts and only about 5k of that were FDs
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20% in a meme stock and still getting called out. Love this sub. |
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It's only down 1.41%, that's bullish for $MU
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I wish it were only down 1.41% lol |
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you are now legally bound by confession, I'm an undercover SEC agent
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But he said yessen’t, which means no. He good. |
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Wait until the offer is 230$ this is fiction nobody is buying telsa at 420. If they were bonds would have moved up, they didn't and stock is closer to 320 then 420, wake up and smell the coffee
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People are fucking crazy for this. They can not apply this level of logic to it. However if enough investors (... |
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Oh Christ I would watch the shit out of him on JRE
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Elon takes his seat, big riff off the joint, “let me tell you about the Martian pedo elite tryanna crash TSLA”. |
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Wow, Trump pulled the price back down to 1450 for you earlier this year and you didn't get back on??
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Nice guy Trump giving us all discounts! |
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Jesus, the only play here is credit spreads / butterfly. Too bad I don't have l3 in RH.
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ELI5 - Where can I see time decay in the RH app? |
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DBX up 8% AH.
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You mean down 10% |
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Hillary Clinton deserves to be in this.. go look at how profitable her real estate deals were.
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HiLeRy ClInToN iS a CrImiNaL MaStErMiNd, ThAtS wHy I VoTeD 4 a PlAiN CrIMiNaL. |
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The only thing... that's not a year.
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Thank him in a fucking year. |
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With you bro let's pray for some tendies
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They beat expectations. No movement so far |
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Made 25% ($350) scalping 2 AMZN puts today, 19 minutes turnaround
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8/10 or 8/17? The fking gambling-ass, balls on you guys
calls or puts tomorrow? or both? |
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What's that, like, 2 cents?
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Wait till 4pm tomorrow and it will be. |
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The main question is who has 30-70 Billions liquid and wants to buy up the tesla stock?
It is a lot of money for a company that has only once had a profitable quarter. Sure Elon promises that tesla is gonna be profitable next quarter, but he promised that before.
But I dont believe that Elon Musk gonna fac... |
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Murica
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Want some chew? Got grizzly |
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Sure as shit diagnosed it.
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thanks for this laugh |
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Looks at bullish chart. Buys index fund. Gets 10% yearly return.
Charts must be correct!!!!
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This guy invests! |
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Yes, or I wait and then if it drops down a little I buy in again. I just wanted to take cash off the table, even at the expense of missing out on potential gains.
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I do Tver why u don’t just buy shares |
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You think this is a fuckn game?
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Robinhood isn’t a video game? |
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I am in awe at the size of this DD
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I read the first two paragraphs and then scrolled to the bottom. Bought DIS calls |
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Rockets use a little oil.
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The turbopump is the only part that would potentially use oil. But in modern engines like the Merlin, they use a synthetic lubricant. |
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Gooooldbeeeergggg!!!!
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Prepare your asshole for the JACKHAMMER! |
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I got first 15trades free on schwab for referring a freind. I didn't pay any commission on my trades so far in schwab
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Guys his plan is still airtight.. what the fuck |
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AMZN weeklies all the way to your yacht.
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As if I could actually afford those fucking premiums. |
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Some computer server in a Wall St. Basement just got $2k and doesn't give a shit.
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Sad. Sad but true. Long $MS |
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Well I have a decent amount of capital in it, so I would consider it a risk. What is the most capital you have risked in options? $1,000 bucks?
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Then fucking sell it idiot |
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But are there not 10 people still bidding on the same contract? I mean what does it matter if the bid/ask is more fine?
If anything I would think you would see more open and filled orders because people could bid closer to what they want rather than waiting for the price to hit a multiple of 0.05.
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Do it pussy
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I just pictured filthy frank yelling “just do it” with the shotgun in his mouth. It poetically fits. |
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Just imagine what that one $14 share could’ve made you
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1886 dollars? |
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They have pills for that
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Expand dong |
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Scalped the same put too. Does that make us put brothers or something?
https://imgur.com/OTRP3se
edit: mine were 8/10s
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are you buying puts or calls for next move? |
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Thanks, scared me at first and thought you were being sarcastic and they pulled a reversal lol
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DBX & RDFN U turns |
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You're god damn right he did
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YOLO |
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