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[INST] You’re up after ER? Meaning you bought puts after it beat earnings and raised guidance ? [/INST] It's the only right thing to do in this market
[INST] Yeah this is really what I worry about to be honest. I've taken breaks from gambling/options and tried to keep my money out of my hands for the most part, but there's that occasional paycheck that comes in where I say: with one option, I could make a double payment this month. Then I end up with zero payme...
[INST] On the original pdf I do have a bibliography. Just didn’t think it would be needed for a reddit post. [/INST] Got a link to the pdf?
[INST] This seems wrong but I don’t know enough about autism to dispute it [/INST] Fine, SQQQ then.
[INST] I assumed that one was a given. [/INST] Yeah this is chemically enhanced autism
[INST] This is why your portfolio is not profitable. You'd rather hold onto your loss than reach out for potential gains. [/INST] MU will go up any day now
[INST] It is, which is why I buy MSFT stock. It's my set it and forget it stock [/INST] I like getting short term ITM MSFT calls because they always have tiny premiums and it's basically taking 100x exposure for free.
[INST] Time to do some real DD, baby. It's not that hard to find. [/INST] Fuck you asshole, ain’t got time for that. Just tell us
[INST] Time to margin our house and wife to buy at p/e 1. [/INST] How do you margin a wife?
[INST] Didn't think of that. Cotton paper is better choice [/INST] Amen. Old greenbacks, before all the security strips and fancy ink? So luxurious.
[INST] Only if you forget: Step 1. Be attractive. Step 2. Don't be unattractive. [/INST] I’m like 87% sure I’m shadowbanned anyways
[INST] I assumed he was implying I lived there [/INST] With your parents?
[INST] wtf [/INST] Posted on their website like 2 days ago. Everything else prior were just estimates on the date
[INST] How does share price matter? [/INST] (It's the weed number, Linda.) '420 blazing marihuana cigarettes'
[INST] Jesus Christ me too. [/INST] This\^
[INST] What does HMNY stand for? I googled but lost still. [/INST] H money
[INST] Salute to fellow MU er. As a true WSBer , you have to lose money on MU call and keep BTFD no matter what. [/INST] what if you lost a lot of money on puts and kept STFR (selling the fucking rally) and of course the one week it drops you don't have a single position?
[INST] You don't experience the same range of YOLO emotions without skin in the game [/INST] In all honesty, most of us who do YOLO slowly become desensitized to the outrageous swings in position value, so its kind of a wash.
[INST] I came in my own ass watching this. [/INST] Everyday we stray further from God’s light...
[INST] Go away virgin [/INST] No u
[INST] You might need a $SHE or $ROPE. [/INST] Try both.
[INST] Lol. As soon as China really went on sale I knew people here would FUD themselves into refusing to buy until it reaches ATH’s. [/INST] I bought the fuck out this dip. The dream is JD kills earnings and causes fomo for baba. A dream of course, we'll see.
[INST] I feel like IB has a steep learning curve, and is great for professional trades who have a significant amount of time to invest into their trading. TW is great for retail investors, which I am assuming most of us are. Really easy interface to learn and work with. [/INST] I use IB and I don't plan to move from t...
[INST] Is that a female Donald Trump? [/INST] Producer Michael
[INST] Closer to expiration likelihood higher if ATM or ITM. Manage risk aggressively as you only get one or two warnings from your broker before they close up shop with you. You want those to be high $ values to make it worth it ;) [/INST] fuck I got assigned on OTM $F days before expiration. they knew something I d...
[INST] Damn looks like I nailed this call...typical PGNX. Nothing has changed. [/INST] Rough lol. I think we bounce back.. eventually. My $10 calls still have until November but man management is garbage
[INST] This is bad for MU [/INST] Everything’s bad for MU
[INST] Agreed. 2019-2020 is what I am looking at [/INST] I'm thinking that a dem win in Nov might trip it out. A trump loss in 20 would be the next trigger.
[INST] Ask the vix and fb guys that survived 'what is the difference between options and margin' [/INST] never forget the long xiv 'no downside' posters.
[INST] Lolol no bro the market cap is $9000 I saw it on robin hood we could buy teh whole cumpany lulz XD omg lets do this holds up spork [/INST] Seriously. It's giving me anxiety seeing autists shit money away. If this non-sensical price stood, a true buyout would have to address the convertible debt which i...
[INST] I’m planning on selling it tomorrow during the early morning volume, but I’m not sure where to move my money to is what I meant. I like AMD long term, but this upcoming earnings scares me a little [/INST] Dude just pony up the $1300 and hold those suckers tight
[INST] you know multiple death-by-masturbation stories? okay. [/INST] It's in various tabloid news every once in a while.
[INST] I have Gold. It queues the sell order but doesnt execute [/INST] Did you try turning it off and back on again?
[INST] They're on a team. Both of them will continue to be jacked off, it's just who does the tugging that's up to the market. [/INST] A beautiful straddle.
[INST] All the college hoes buy MacBooks. Edit: MSFT is still a buy tho [/INST] I am a college student and I can confirm all the thotties buy macbooks
[INST] this post aged poorly [/INST] Fucking gross margins
[INST] I do [/INST] If it keeps this run up it's just gonna be the typical sell event after ER.
[INST] Gotcha lol. What would a *rational* gambler do for AMZN options? I’ve heard buy just OTM calls for as far out as you can afford. Thoughts? [/INST] It works until it doesn't, I haven't had much luck with long term options
[INST] im just waiting for a bigger spike, got no fills yesterday [/INST] dunno if there will be another spike. Im hoping there wont be lol.
[INST] Shadowbanned from Tinder damn how ugly are you? On a scale from Shrek to Quasimodo where would you land? [/INST] I look like the Elon musk Tesla swimsuit picture
[INST] I truthfully hope they hang his ass. I had zero position when this happend tho. I think what he did was bullshit and the only people that wouldnt agree were the ones that were going long. [/INST] The only thing gonna hang are Elon’s brass balls
[INST] I honestly don’t think that a lot of hype is priced into the stock. In fact, $ATVI has been a red-headed stepchild since fuckin earnings, getting walloped. That’s why the surprise factor for a high sales number could be good. This is also a swing trade for me, 5 shares. Liquidating by Friday most likely [/INST] ...
[INST] #MeToo [/INST] learn how to format, pleb \#MeToo
[INST] Well I don’t know about that. They got some hot third world country pussies on cam. [/INST] Sauce?
[INST] Damn that AH jump is wild. Wonder how crazy the premiums will be tomorrow [/INST] I'm thinking 12-15x. They both only have 1 month contracts and of course these expire Friday. Might look at the Septembers.
[INST] We are here for a reason. [/INST] And it’s not because we made 40k off a trade
[INST] That's what credit cards are for. You never need immediate liquidity for emergencies [/INST] but what about 10% to get bonded out?
[INST] Just checking in. Still grateful? Lol [/INST] Yeah grateful enough, though ive managed to lose most of it through my own skills and abilities
[INST] WYNN, MU, BABA checking in Macabilly. My last name even starts with Mac... you must be my investing spirit animal... [/INST] Ooof, Wynn... Even I stayed away And that spirit animal is a Pigeon, obviously the most retarded animal Nice to be in equally shitty company though, thanks and cheers
[INST] Depends. If wsb forgets about mu, it could be 60 end of week [/INST] Nah, I've got $52 FD calls, 60 is safe
[INST] Everyday we stray further from God’s light... [/INST] least he felt something
[INST] Thanks [/INST] https://www.forbes.com/sites/lawrencelight/2018/07/11/an-inverted-yield-curve-portends-a-recession-but-guess-what-stocks-keep-climbing/#44257a76bb7b But this says that inverted yield curve is a predictor for like 12-24 months in advance, not 1 quarter. This guy might be retarded.
[INST] Try both. [/INST] #metoo
[INST] It's up, for those that are curious. The only thing bringing amzn down is a broad market pull back. [/INST] Even then it doesn’t dip as dramatically as the broad market
[INST] 🍆 🤚 👍 [/INST] #💩
[INST] OMG theta is a dollar amount. Holy shit I amaze myself everyday [/INST] You amaze us too, /u/xzftsg_nv
[INST] I might just do that :) [/INST] The problem with that is soon enough you can’t figure out which is your original thought or the opposite.
[INST] plz explain this one [/INST] he bent daddy Elon over and called him a bitch. 20 times in a row. At first Elon resisted, before succumbing to his homosexual desires.
[INST] Yeah that’s the plan. Lately it’s been no meme stocks for me except 2 MU 1/19 $60s on the “dip”. The rest have been badly timed calls a month or so out and a ton of earnings plays with varied results. Commission fees also fuck me constantly, don’t even want to know how much I’ve paid. [/INST] Who is your...
[INST] Hey! New to options. Could you elaborate a little more on your spy calls strategy? [/INST] Come back when you have 25k in your account. You can’t PDT.
[INST] No but you see they have no Moat. DRAM production scales up just as easily as lumber /s. [/INST] you have to understand
[INST] Because Ford isn't going out of business and will only grow with electric trucks etc.. [/INST] And self-driving vehicles.
[INST] The moment ill short this cunt it wull go up... its like it knows your fears of losing tendies. [/INST] Remember when AMD dropped real hard before it went up. I wonder if this is going to happen to Micron. Right when everybody gave up on AMD the shit skyrocketed
[INST] Nobody tell him [/INST] nObOdY TeLL hiM!
[INST] brah you realize SQQQ aint going higher than when you bought it by now, unless we see a recession bigger than 2008, like next year [/INST] It’s chill
[INST] No idea dude. At first I thought it was a RH glitch but it never corrected. The stock price couldn't have moved enough to lose 10% in <5 mins, all other factors considered. It was stable for most of the afternoon in the 71.20-71.30 area. [/INST] Someone probably wrote a lot of calls
[INST] Listen, I saw it parked at my hotel, immediately thought of you guys, with the constant autism jokes and weekly suicide threads. Admittedly, hugely inappropriate anywhere else, i wouldn't even share the joke with my friends as I got in the work truck but really didnt think this would piss someone off in THIS sub...
[INST] Thanks! 70k initial deposit [/INST] 70k on FDs. Sounds like you're already loaded.
[INST] Big dump make the lineup? [/INST] Naw he hasn't done a show since 2008, but rumors are he's out of rehab and workin' on plans for comeback tour.
[INST] Hey it’s not your fault. [/INST] I've said it so many times. Anyone who touches this stock gets burned. It follows no rules.
[INST] I wonder what % his stop loss is at [/INST] 0
[INST] I'm thinking that a dem win in Nov might trip it out. A trump loss in 20 would be the next trigger. [/INST] I’m definitely considering SPY puts before the general election. I’m a political science minor, lol I know, but on average barring 9/11 and FDR’s first term the trend is a loss of about 30 seats in ...
[INST] Iv is a tad high for that [/INST] Won't the longer term IVs be much less ahem, volatile, than FDs? Meaning if Leap IVs are high so will FDs?
[INST] Yeah this is chemically enhanced autism [/INST] = profits?
[INST] F [/INST] kys
[INST] > DRYS more than $1.3B in 2007 [/INST] Sweet mother of god
[INST] In all honesty, most of us who do YOLO slowly become desensitized to the outrageous swings in position value, so its kind of a wash. [/INST] Truest thing I have ever read here.
[INST] I feel almost too lucky today, got calls right at the bottom of the dip, let’s hope it keeps going up [/INST] As did I, sad I just missed that random dip right before noon.
[INST] stocktwats* When did that bot stop correcting these misspellings? Or am I just old [/INST] DAE time to load the boat?? WS just wants your cheap shares! its ok we only down 10% bc Dow lost 50 points BULLISH
[INST] He really is a decent lad. [/INST] In awe of the decency of this lad
[INST] Opens up +0.2% Closes down 1.4% Finishes month at $45 Finishes 2018 at $30 [/INST] Your DD is what MU needs! More! More bearish news!! Storm clouds! Thunderstorms! Hurricanes! The perfect storm!! MU to negative 90 by OCT!
[INST] Then you put after-tax megabackdoor to roth ira [/INST] Shhhhhhhhhhhh 🤗
[INST] Well played. What was your dd to short whirlpool [/INST] First option trade i've ever made... dumb luck
[INST] They're premarket earnings so at least you can attempt to throw the calls out the window as soon as market opens. [/INST] True but RH always been a bitch to me. Hopefully tomorrow is better
[INST] I don’t get how people have savings being this retarded [/INST] Parents must have stashed away the social security disability insurance money received for him the past 18 years.
[INST] Prove it [/INST] Tell me why you chose puts and I’ll tell you why I chose calls.
[INST] Make sure you add a link to this thread on your resume. Guaranteed hire from any company [/INST] Only KPMG is this retarded
[INST] yeah he's a trap [/INST] a cute trap (:
[INST] Means dont get your fucken hopes up thinking MU is some special value cause of their P/E. Only way this shit going to experience growth is for huge increase in DRAM demand and for their direct peers to just fucken fold over and let them take market share. Which I am praying for every damn day sadly. [/INST] Ban
[INST] Whatever I say the opposite will happen so, no comment [/INST] But you did comment... OH SHIT
[INST] He was selling covered calls which was like $30k a week or some shit [/INST] it doesn't matter because he loses like 100k a week in stock
[INST] GREAT DD! Much appreciated. [/INST] Of course man. I will be doing some commodity DD in the future. Stay Tuned
[INST] For me, MU...eff MU [/INST] Can confirm. Lost my shorts with micron. Apparently, I just hate money because I bought another round of options that are already down 50%.
[INST] lol [/INST] lol
[INST] What is your general exit strategy? You say most trades <10 min so are you selling at resistance levels based on 1 min chart? [/INST] he just told you his exit strategy
[INST] can't just be downers. u need uppers so you dont start winking out. then you also need to intelligently dose throughout the day to keep it up. [/INST] Ah yes, the rollercoaster you aren’t allowed to get off of
[INST] Serious question: What's to stop any company from pulling shit like this? [/INST] ability to actually get the funds.
[INST] I buy weeklies ITM and trade on the minute ticker. Trading experience and finding your own style is better than copying someone else's, most of the resources I've watched/read have been useless [/INST] Thank you.
[INST] Really the only limiting factor here is how much he can put in [/INST] Not if /u/surprisinglysound adjusts his strategy for *leverage*. Why if he just assumes the 100% gains come in 8% monthly increments, he could buy 8% otm calls for every contract month in the year. Even being conservative, Sept. 21 calls o...
[INST] I have Jan $60 calls I bought when stock price was $58. I'm down 74%. Started with 30K. [/INST] Yikes