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So close...
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Savage |
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I lost 8k today brah. The word on the street is they'll go up, sadly not before the 17th. If you listened on the call the numbers started dropping when he announced gross margin being fucked.
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Damn man sorry to hear that. I heard good news and loaded up on a position that was over half my portfolio. I’d ... |
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F
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F |
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For sure, having money and access to financial instruments enables you to get ahead much more easily than working a day job
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Easier yes, but also far more risk. Not hating or anything, I’m personally jealous and think you did a great job.Just think we should look at everything in perspective. |
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What about the big Lebowski, dude?
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Half as many. Check Wikipedia. |
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bUt MaRkEt CaP iS oNlY 100k
I got downvoted for educating ignorant assholes on this piece of shit stock, hope everyone that bought in loses all their money
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Last week I bought few hundred shares for $9.9 and sold for 11.00. If you only look at % return, HMNY was my best performer last week. |
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I’ll kill him for 1m
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I know a deal when I see one. Make it look like an accident and I'll throw in a little something extra. |
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Machine vision and machine learning are on the rise tho...
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so you’re saying all in $NVDA? |
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Maybe in a couple months
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now? |
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How dare you |
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Which is why it won't happen. All heil the eternal bull market!
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Turns out past success \*is\* indicative of future results. |
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Like $15 a month, I lose more in a second
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Exactly. One or two points in whatever ya trade. IB has to pay for the data. Good to explicitly pay for it rather than having it baked into bullshit fees covering a bunch of stuff you don't care about. |
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After a remarkable earnings beat too.. oh welp
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Yeap but they lowered guidance and that's what's important with growth stocks |
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rapSCALLION!
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Hold the scallions, please, add avocado unless it costs extra |
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Is there any real reason why it's dropping so hard lately? I know China as a whole is in a period of uncertainty, but the rate JD is dropping even in respect to that is just bizarre. What actual concrete reason is there for it to be dropping so hard?
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China's main indexes have dropped almost 5% already t... |
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It’s fucking a joke I’m going into hibernation till I see mu back above 55
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Youd never wake up |
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500÷5=100. Get this guy to the PCAOB.
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PCAOB too? KPMG going to be drooling over this application |
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Nah ur fucked buddy pay attention to iv and theta
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Nobody gives a fuck about theta in the rush to $420!! |
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I bought 2k worth of June calls as a joke cuz IV was low. Depending on how much my CGC is worth at open I will cut my losses and just hold my MSFT for now.
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Why would you sell CGC before results of recreation in the fall? MSFT is always a safe bet, slow, but safe. |
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Why 25k?
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That’s the minimum amount required in order to pattern day trade, which isn’t exactly a strategy I recommend, but it’s a nice to have |
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Am idiot, didnt know WEED is now on NYSE (as CGC). Candian stocks dont have premarket prices (but there are permarket bids, but no shares traded). My options are for the cad price.
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I just couldn’t believe you had options and didn’t know how to look up prices. |
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Keep me in your thots and prayers. Please press f for me bb
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> thots
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Funding secured
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Reported to the SEC for upvote manipulation |
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Nothing just a healthy pullback from the looks of it. Gonna take a big hit from holding overnight but I think it'l pull an intraday recovery if it does open real badly
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I’m gonna say I gotta take a shit and trade on the toilet. |
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I know that's you Elon you sly fucker
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Him wanting to privatize at $420 is definitely suspicious |
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Yeah after looking into it I'm not going to do this.
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Pussy |
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I thought the sarcasm was implied.
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It was, he's just retarded |
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I know these stocks pretty well, you should take profits when you have them, at least sell a few contracts maybe
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I am selling at open. Canopy shareholders are speculative fucks that race to lock in profits. |
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This. You don't see Papa Bezos tweeting shit to make $AMZN go higher.
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Daddy Bezos dont need to tweet. When he feels naugthy, he just launches Amazon Prime in a new country. |
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If it runs to 263-5 preER I'm selling my 255s, then roll over to farther out if ER goes bad. If ER goes good I just buy in at next dip
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This guy ER |
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Yea if he lost TSLA he would only have 8B. What a fucking loser amirite
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He would stand to lose more than that because a good portion of his Tesla shares are used as collateral for a personal loan |
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How dare you
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can someone explain why this was not hit by IV crush?
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Do you understand premium and itm terms? |
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>He stole the idea
Ideas are meaningless. Do you have any clue how many people have ideas for startups that go absolutely nowhere, and then cry when somebody actually implements their idea?
Do the work, implement your idea, or it’s just garbage.
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Tons of people have ideas and implement them ... |
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True but RH always been a bitch to me. Hopefully tomorrow is better
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Lol |
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well ig was established and running when zucc bought it it was a safe bet
tesla on the other hand meant to fight agains the whole car industry which only reluctantly like to change to electric
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He also got public money lol |
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Yeah but you're a pedofile
Also, even that 2nd tweet leaves wiggle room. 'certain' just means little doubt. That still leaves wiggle room. It's clearly his own speculation and his speaking for himself, not on behalf of the company.
I think the SEC ends up doing little to nothing but will ask Te... |
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so MU 8/20 70C?
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80C or you are gay |
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meanwhile some fuckfund I've never heard of drops 92% of their MU position so autistic MU investors start panic selling
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>meanwhile some fuckfund **I've never heard of** drops 92% of their MU position so autistic MU investors start panic selling
Sounds like a personal problem of being uninformed... |
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Yet the steering wheel is in some M.C. Escher positioning with his shoulder
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Actually if you look very closely, it looks like the steering wheel doesn't actually go on top of the shoulder. Hard to tell with the white on white, but you can barely see the outline of the shoulder down to the arm and it look... |
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My shitty calls appreciate your sacrifice...
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I appreciate YOUR sacrifice. |
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Hope you sold yesterday....
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Haha I’m fine. |
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Ooof, Wynn... Even I stayed away
And that spirit animal is a Pigeon, obviously the most retarded animal
Nice to be in equally shitty company though, thanks and cheers
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Not sure if you watch the nine-nine ever, but last night I rewatched the episode where the captain has to wear the pigeon suit ... |
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Yeah. They are done. Just posted record profits and raised guidance but they should just shut it down because Turkey.....
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Isn't it very obvious that Chinese video streaming and us retail go down because of some half relevant middle Eastern country is in financial trouble /s |
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Who is your broker
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Questrade cos I cant use robinhood in Canada. It’s pretty cheap for stocks but really shit for options which is all I have been trading lately. |
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How autistic are we talking?
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On a scale of 1-10, about a 7.25. |
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The 8-K specifically stopped calling Elon Musk Chairman and CEO. Interpret that as you may
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Yeah, we call him Supreme Leader now. |
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OP said buy at open which means you’ll be paying about $1300 for a single contract.
Sure I think it will drop below 1920 at some point. But you’ve got no reason to think that it will happen tomorrow other than “it’s gone up a lot so it has to go down”.
Trying to time the market with FD’s fails about 99... |
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Welp. Looks like we’re toast this morning man. Strong hands... strong hands...
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It’s not just $BABA though. Fucking everyone almost just lost 5%. What the fuck. Did Turkey do something retarded again?
Also ouch 33% of my portfolio. |
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How’d that turn out?
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Lol glad i didnt play that one |
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Why does the stock price matter? If you're trading options I get it because of strike prices and rounding, but for stocks, there's literally no difference between 1 share if a 200 stock and 20 shares of a 10 stock
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The difference is if you own 1 share of a $200 stock and it moves 1 cent you make 1 cent. ... |
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I was up 10% at market close with underlying at about 348. We'll see how open goes
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I hope your balls are empty from extreme ejaculation. Looks like a strong hold, maybe sell half for the upside and see how far the rest can go? |
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He has 20 contracts, each of which is for 100 shares. His payout will be 2000 (shares) x value > the call price ($30). If he sells the options at $36 he gets 2000 x $6 = $12,000.00.
That’s a lot of tendies.
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So do you have to have the money to buy out the shares or only the 120 from the contr... |
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pot kettle black
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You don't know when to quit talking do you?
I have nothing to say? really? You're speaking non-sense now. I laid out my whole argument out to start with, you on the other hand have said everything except what was asked of you
> This here is whats called over-compensating ... |
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I just bought the $30 sept 21 put. Bought right when the stock price was up 30% too. Wish I would have doubled up on it though. Also got container store at the beginning of the dip for another put. I'm up like 18% on that in the last 40 mins
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I like those too, and they’re a safer bet. My FDs are a straig... |
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I feel like the market is using this as an excuse to really correct the market a bit.
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Kinda feel the same way as retail sales rose .5% last month beating expectations this morning. |
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I thought you were asking what I bought. I got a 13.5 put with a strike price of 13.49 yesterday morning
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The strike price is 13.50, is it not? I’m confused by the 13.49 part. |
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Done
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Part of me wants to sell all 75 FB shares and go big. Pretty confident that CGC will be in the mid 20s again soon |
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Weed ticker has no premarket. But oh well, it didnt matter anyway, sadly everything went to shit after the bell.
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CGC does |
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The only competition for this in China is the 5 billion dudes trying to bang the 16 girls. That's why they arrange marriage buses into Thailand for the Chinese guys to marry former Thai prostitutes... ah Pattaya... so many fond memories ;)
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seriously? Buses from China to Thailand? Do you have idea how l... |
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VOTE BEGINS, all those in favor:
AYE
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AYE |
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How is this different from the Great Potato Depression?
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There are more potatoes |
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Nobody tell him
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I know what fds are I just always thought they had to be OTM |
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strike price?
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... 185?
Did you think that was the date? |
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How is today treating you? Buy some TVIX?
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let’s just say i woke up late (just now) and i want to die. |
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I have yet to see anyone post something about TA that would change anyone's mind. The only person who commented about TA had the fantastic response of 'lol it works but i'm not gonna tell u guys how'.
Be the change u want to see or get fucked on normie
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Consider this, you will only find informat... |
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I know what calls and puts are but not sure how to read this yet. I didn't know each one was 100 shares.
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Yes. The $0.08 price listed is the per share price, and they come in bundles of 100. So each contract he paid $8.00.
20 contracts, $8 each = $160 dollar cost and 2000 shares as an option to purc... |
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we need new meme stocks
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May I re-introduce you to SOXL? |
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Long $POPE
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Better reload your RH account...they are baptists |
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Lol it's over for Elon. Can't wait until the Wolf of Silicon Valley movie.
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Best sequel in ages. I hope Azealia Banks plays herself. |
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I'm thinking about this
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I got in @ $3.70
It’s fun to watch it oscillate |
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yes but if you wait till it's -6%, it will never go to -6%. it's physics.
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That's why we sell puts and don't buy outright
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Einhorn? Ackman?
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Yes |
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Stay the fuck away from everything.
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Speak for yourself, AMD and Nvidia are digging me out of this hole. |
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Yes, but $10 stocks move less dollar wise than $200 stocks. Everything is measured in % and IV. It's not like AAPL is worse to day trade than F just because one has a higher stock price.
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Right now I am looking at AAPL it is down 0.5% today. The top day trading stocks under $10 for today are PTIE which i... |
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Did you not read the comment I made when i posted?
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Which one? |
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OMG WE ARE DOWN 1.2% THE WORLD IS FUCKED LONG $ROPE
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China is drilling to the earth’s core. Biggest companies lost 14% in a week? Oof.
America’s doin alright. |
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It took me like 30 minutes to get a burrito with like 2 people in front of me so I raged sold at a loss
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lmao
I got in right before the Taco Hell CEO got hired and sold right before the last mini-dip for a like $125/share profit. I've played with options since then and continued to make a bunch.
... |
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I feel bad for the dude at this point, he really eats this stuff up, although he says he has puts he’s never posted proof
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I just like that I don't have to scan the news for Tesla updates. I know the minute something gets posted, /u/Old_Bit will have it posted to the sub. I love this sub. |
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$XOM is a better play. They're the most diverse energy company in the US and have the $ to double down when something falls.
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$CVX ? |
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calm down there lisa
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Shut the fuck up AMD is a $50 stock you’ll all see!!! |
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That’s why he posted to this sub.
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He should be a moderator of this dumpster fire sub
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He isn't selling, so there is no gain?
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His compensation is based off the market cap, so that’ll depend |
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19 year olds are dumbasses after all
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Take victory in the fact that most of your friends probably are losing money or not gaining at all |
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It's an app called Simply Wall St. It auto generates this information and is often inaccurate and misleading so verify any information you receive from it.
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thanks for the heads up |
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Lol that 1% market correction
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could start a chain reaction tho |
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I agree which is why I got out. But I am saying that it seems strange to leave a market before the signs of decline have started in the actual numbers. I’m not a Wall Street guru and I can’t fight what I think is irrational behavior so it’s why I stay away from Mu right now. That being said wouldn’t a waiting ... |
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I promise if you buy short term options that are 30% OTM you'll lose every last dollar of your allowance and be giving out hand jobs in an Applebees bathroom by thanksgiving.
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What if I already give handies in Applebees? |
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what is theta
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What is bag holding? jk just mu holders are experts at it |
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I just dumped mine when it hit $12.15, figured I might as well stop the decay.
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Same. Broke even. |
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What service did you use for the dog flight? I want to take my dog with me on a few vacations but is slightly too big for the carrier and don't want to put him in the luggage. Did you use a charter flight?
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We used netjets. The dog got her own flight in a g4.
If you can afford that, I’d honestly r... |
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Damn foreigners
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Fuckin bird people need to stop |
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What's the FPE at?
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Not at 0.1 yet, clearly overvalued, more dump incoming. |
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Better than my GM $38 12/21 calls... the austism is strong with this one...
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https://i.imgur.com/09jpB4p.gifv |
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And Venezuela bonds
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We all know Venezuela runs on Old School Runescape gold. |
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I do it gay the Wallstreet Bets Way^TM
Aka I go balls to the wall like the degenerate gambler I am ;)
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I bought in 10 minutes before the report setup a Market if touched order at 0.04, bought the put at 0.07, this was the wrong order type and my order executed at 0.06, the realized loss doesn't hurt... |
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with the current market I have no fucking clue.
long calls on msft maybe?
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I've got a monthly Microsoft call right now |
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It was a $15 call on Monday and went cheaper yesterday... What I paid doesn't matter as far as what it costs today though.
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Bought the same out of boredom on Monday. Wish I bought more than one |
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I can't deny nor confirm those accusations. Funding secure.
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Got puts after open |
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