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Correct me if I’m mistaken but I believe day trading rules don’t apply to options.
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You are mistaken |
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> 3 months
LMAO, this fuccboi thinks the trade war is gonna be fully resolved and closed out in three months 😂
I hope your ass is prepared to baghold for the next three years We’ve barely scratched the surface of this mess
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It'll get resolved as soon as the Cheeto Benito is gone |
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No they didn't?
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Okay. Don’t be snarky with your little question mark. I just glanced at RH, which in true fashion is misrepresenting. Says expected was .38
[https://imgur.com/a/A9CCR4P](https://imgur.com/a/A9CCR4P)
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She's a second rate rapper, so you're right I guess.
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third rate |
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Tencent owns the world, idk what you're on about
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Ali and Tencent then |
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Sir you may not know this but NASA sent a golf cart with man to Moon in 1970s and brought them back. Sending a car into orbit is not big deal. Take your punk ass out of here and keep jerking off that laminated poster of Enron Musk in your bedroom.
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Yea but did Azealia send anything in space? |
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I have never heard of 'Mouser Electronics' but it's apparently [owned by Berkshire Hathaway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouser_Electronics). Does this matter at all? Probably not, or MU will go down 2%.
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I work in Semiconductor industry and this doesn’t matter. Mouser is just a distributor for MU. If ... |
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Every buyer needs a seller and no one in their right mind would sell puts.
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Don't I just press buy in robinhood and then I buy the puts? |
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getting fucked hard by INTC
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trump's tariff and pressure from competitors. |
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I remember the South Park guys talking about how they threw in a bunch of extra cursing and overall degeneracy in the first submission of the South Park movie so that they could 'fix it' after getting an NC-17 rating and release the movie as they intended. Movie ratings, like any other system, can be manipulated... |
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Shaka, When the OTM calls expired
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The brothers Lehman; their pockets empty |
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Smh don't they know it's Steve Jobs' illegitimate child who has the one trillion?
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It's not his ex husband? |
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They are. But this is something else, as tesla is directly competing with oil.
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Take the oil company’s money ez 200iq moves |
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Geek Stink Breath
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Laptop is on fire. |
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Leverage
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The fuck do crowbars have to do with any of this? |
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Aren't the consumer nvidia cards using Micron?
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I hope so. If not, NickAMD and GI_Sniper will be sharing ROPE. |
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This is good for TSLA
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fUnDiNg sEcUrEd |
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Not off the market, but it's on a strong downtrend.
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Any idea why? In my experience they always produced the most reliable hard drives, so it's surprising to me. |
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Goddam I never get tired of that song.
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I have both it and the Weezer cover on my playlist. Never gets old. Now I want Weezer to cover Steppin Out |
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Hey, if it's good enough for Saudi Arabia, it's good enough for me.
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eh well their numbers don't need to add up 'cause they plaster over the cracks with petrodollars.
Turkey...not so much |
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Ye im german and all my german stocks getting buttfucked. Dropping like flies. Might be the time to buy and share DD with you. However, you guys only like American and Chinese stocks. Too bad
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Float me some good ideas...
Bit of EUR exposure right now seems good |
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...my mom almost got murdered for thinking she was an actual human being.
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Did she learn? |
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Psst, Insider info: Saudis want Tesla to be exclusively electric, they just need Tesla to put built-in gasoline generator in the cars as only way to recharge. Win win.
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Isn't part of the appeal of Tesla that you never have to buy another gallon of gasoline? I only know 1 Tesla owner because I live in the... |
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>he fell for the peak oil meme
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Oil isn't magical ground juice. It won't run out but it will get prohibitively expensive to get out of the ground. |
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Ban if not true, must eat words REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I'll show myself out when Saudi money buys Tesla at $420 a share. Not a penny less. |
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Akabra
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Chupa Kabra? |
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What have your returns been like the last year? What were your bets?
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Have been averaging about 50% returns for the past 3 years. Honestly all I’m doing is dumping my money into MSFT and V leaps. It’s not the sexiest but it makes me money |
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Positions?
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50% HUYA 50% IQ |
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Are you alive?
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I'll live..small part of my portfolio, still holding the shares but sold ab half the calls Friday AM. Thx for checking on me |
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> HMNY-sized shit
lmao
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What does HMNY stand for? I googled but lost still. |
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Wouldn't Microsoft and Google be a lot better at that and with complementary services that will multiply that value?
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Yes but I was betting on post earnings enthusiasm after beating eps somewhat comfortably. Cheap asset to work with compared to Google and MSFT calls |
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I'm right there with you bud. 12/21 $110s here
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Oh I went way further out. I have a bunch of 06/23/2019 $125C and I wish I bought more. I'm giving them time to reap the profits from the price increase on Office. |
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Means nothing. Look at all the target raises for $HEAR the morning after er. Anticipated $38 - its all fugazi
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Are you comparing Turtle Beach with Salesforce? |
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We're also the biggest too. We just beat stocktwits on active users. Eat shit stocktwits.
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stocktwats*
When did that bot stop correcting these misspellings? Or am I just old |
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Pissed I didn't BTFD earlier, hoping for another opportunity
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I feel almost too lucky today, got calls right at the bottom of the dip, let’s hope it keeps going up |
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I'm in the 30's. I think we'll be okay after 8/23 and the rest of the quarter (if I don't get margin called).
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This morning drop was a real ass clencher |
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Every world leader gets a failed war for free.
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Just a big whoopsie |
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He said OTM. The farther OTM the better, they're cheap as fuck with a tiny delta, which is exactly what you want.
Edit: hopefully no one saw my horse shit grammar
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Would I always want to sell before the expiration date? Or is it sometimes good to let them expire worthless? |
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Up 30% since this morning since I read this.
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Fuck. I hadn't been looking. Man I knew it! |
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saudi did 9/11
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Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it was Bush. |
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Why would you ever buy that? Unless you're playing weekly volatility, MSFT is gonna keep going up for years to come unless we're in a recession.
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I was just joking. I have $MSFT 9/21 110s |
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??? he's talking about buying calls with exp. date in two weeks.
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Wooooooosh |
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No leverage
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Buy on margin then. |
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Wanting to leave behind a legacy and wanting to do something that nobody else can do is a far more likely motivation than morality. That and wanting to be the richest man alive.
Yeah, it's totally all about morals for him considering he's taking 11 figures from fucking Saudi, genius.
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How does 'taki... |
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Is the /WSB’s or /options? Thank you for the rare kind explanation.
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He really is a decent lad. |
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Not really true. Looks like you never been to a mall.
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Only old people go to Malls and they're dying daily.
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If you don't have the stones just hold through thurs and drop. Ez 50% return or I will eat my MAGA hat.
Bonus points that I don't own a MAGA hat so I'd have to buy one for the sole purpose of personal consumption
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My pussy hands sold for 49% return.. Will buy back in if it dips, though! Thanks for ... |
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market is pricing that HDD are dying because well, it's the truth. it's a dying technology. the only compelling reason to buy WDC is as a value dividend play but of course is the risk of another 2016 more violent downturn happening again
WDC is too exposed to HDDs. they have SSD exposure but look at this ch... |
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Allahu Akabara
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Snackbar |
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> Farmers sell their harvest after its grown and picked
No. This is why futures markets were invented.
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Exactly, utter retardation happening on r/WSB as always. |
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I’m suing you if I don’t
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Please refer to my lawyer for further responses |
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Yes
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Interesting... |
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Does this tech company you create then lose money left and right?
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That's the most important thing |
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The idea is buybacks will give some positive pressure. At this rate IMO it might be give a Plus 10-15%, so from $50 to $55 or $58.
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Got it, MU $45 by EOY, but only after months of sideways trading to fuck all of the puts |
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K that was an hour ago
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He's down half an hour ago |
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What's the worst that could happen?
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They...they go up? That's the only option right? |
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Now I ask myself once more, why do I never listen :(
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Because for every successful trade someone posts, there's 100 bull shit ones. More people lose money on this sub than gain most likely. |
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when it reaches the weekly/monthly high and volume starts to slow down
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volume of trades? |
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Oof
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I did fine |
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not at all. that and the SPXL are just me experimenting with really cheap options.
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Love SPXL. Liquidity could be a little better though. Whatever you're doing keep it consistent. It's working. |
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As Warren Buffet always says: 'This time it is different.'
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Narrator: It wasn't |
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Having trouble describing things... Hmm, must be hiring autistic employees. Long $AMZN
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Long MU. You know where all that Amazon money will be going |
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It's $0.04 right now. Lol
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fuck yes i’m up $0.01 |
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I hope you rolled your calls. Earnings aren’t until September
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wtf |
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Turkey never helped out in any war yet when their economy starts shitting the bed we have to be responsible? Fuk dat shig
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They pretend to be in NATO because CCCP but Soviets are no more so now we should just let them drown in their own demise. |
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Bought some June 2019 60s. Prolly shoulda done a different strike.
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I bought $45s. Not any better. |
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No, latestagecapitalism is for bitches who are incapable of understanding that capital is a tool, and instead choose to whine about it online and occasionally make up signs and parade around in the streets for an hour or two before they get bored and go get high.
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isnt that what you were doing |
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They have an AI which fills the scene in after just a small amount is rendered, then as more gets rendered the AI estimation is corrected, though it gets it so close you don't even notice this fix much at all.
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So it's an improved method of getting an approximation of the final render. Again, I'm curious... |
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Wasn't DRYS worth something like $1B/share adjusted for splits?
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> DRYS
more than $1.3B in 2007 |
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Personally, I think Jungheinrich is a great pick. Might as well go for SAP if you want sth safe (probably with low gains tho). Holding BMW Vz. as well.
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> Jungheinrich
I'll check that out. Never heard of them actually (despite speak german) |
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If I had a time machine I wouldn't use it on turkey
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I sure would. Dem gaaaainz |
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Well.... at least it is in shares so it won’t expire!
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Damn I was just thinking about OP today. Every time IQ goes 5%+ down I look for 'high IQ boy'
Having said that at under $27 I'm tempted to pick up shares. |
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Now that you said who shall not be named, we’re gonna be down 2% today.
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i am 100% downs... look at my extra chromosome, look at it! |
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Just learned options. Small account. Gives investment advice.
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...And had the foresight to profit off the latest big event in the global market. |
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Either a 10 bagger or nothing
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I was up 60% on ge puts but I wanted to get my first 10 bagger so i held and they expired worthless. |
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I was going to mention there will be a pullback as the crisis abates. Hope you sold your puts yesterday.
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I sold Friday. Waiting for this pullback to show weakness to buy back in |
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Fairy dust
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\**whistles*\* |
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Not bad, I sold YY too early tho!
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nice man, any more china stock you're shorting? |
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Sanjay's Twitter is dry like the Gobi desert
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Dry like my lack of tendies |
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...nah.
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Good. That just felt dirty. |
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Your dad moved into a shit boring neighborhood full of white yuppie stay-at-home moms like yours with nothing better to do than bitch 'till someone put it up?
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Shut up you cuck |
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Consider selling at: $70.
I like this part. I don’t like the rest. Hope those fags will die in fire.
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I am going to undercut you by $5, but someone is already undercutting me by $15. |
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ya, im got puts on MOMO for next weeks ER
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what exactly? I bought 1 Aug 27 $36 put.. |
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Eh this sub is dead if it hits $40.
Going to $20 makes no difference. Our calls would already be -99% far before it sees $20 lol.
That's the great thing about options!
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Shit, if MU started to free fall through $40, you could pick up some $25 puts for $5/contract, and then when MU hits $20 it wo... |
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Amzn $2000 calls for Jan 2019
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Amazon calls is a good one. Play nvda er (calls) play fb long term |
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If you collect 12.50 a week in premium you make $650 a year on $5,000, a 13% gain. I know WSB would rather risk everything for a 300% gain though.
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And that's if the stock doesnt move off of $50.50 for 12 months... average yearly upside is targeted for $80+ |
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That’s an interesting idea. Will do
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Fucking fantastic |
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U mean $500k?
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Ouch |
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U mean going up at a higher rate? Sure it did, but how is it possible they still print tendies while the rest is shitting bed hard?
I believe in Dominos effect. It’s just the matter of time.
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The US leads the markets of the world up and down. Not the other way around. If the US market shits the b... |
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C
HUSTLE
I
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*ACCOUNTING
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why i sold |
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What's that smell... I think... I think it's the smell of state university and arguments about how weed doesn't make you dumb
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Stop trying so hard |
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Next fed meeting is a bit too close. I’m thinking 2020 election.
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So you think its smooth sailing until the election? |
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One word - cyclical.
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Please stop with the cyclical excuse |
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It's in my nature
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Get some help |
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Isn't part of the appeal of Tesla that you never have to buy another gallon of gasoline? I only know 1 Tesla owner because I live in the middle of nowhere but he said that's a big part of why he got it.
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What's a joke |
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I bought 1 375 8/24 call earlier, and will buy 2 more tomorrow morning.
Or I’ll buy 2 360 8/24.
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well nostradamus, when's that 1.43% gonna come back to the price? |
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[Talulah Riley is attractive](https://imgur.com/a/UekxLm2) but come on [it's not even a competition](https://imgur.com/a/Zf54Asg)
Amber Heard is *frustratingly* gorgeous
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Just looked up both without makeup, yeah you're right
Recency bias from binging westwirld |
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lol earnings run up coming aaaaaaaany second now... right guys?....
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Aaaaaaaany second now |
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Truth 😔
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you get a gold star for your effort |
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As the story goes.
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guy puts it in a plastic sleeve so he can wipe the cum off easier this time. |
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