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[INST] read his letter? he does have funding from the Saudi Sovereign Fund, only thing he needs to do is get the major shareholders on board. [/INST] No he doesn't. He has a letter from a Nigerian prince.
[INST] Whats your new strategy? [/INST] stop losing money
[INST] People are literally too stupid to click the icon in the top-right for that information. [/INST] We call those profitable people.
[INST] Twitch had very low numbers on the game, I don't expect many sales, people are spending all their shit in Fortnite skins. [/INST] My bro has spent well over $200 on skins. I don’t get it but whatevs.
[INST] It’s a good indicator that most people want to go private, when all that is needed is around ⅓ [/INST] 2/3 of 20% float is still only 13%, it doesn't really matter when 60% of Tesla is held by institutionals that will sell.
[INST] Anyone know how I can take out puts on myself? [/INST] Everything you would do, do the opposite! It's the summer of George baby!
[INST] Help an autist [/INST] It's a graph of how many Turkish Lyra it takes to buy USD. Note how Lyra is taking a nosedive (USD is becoming expensive). At the same time, I don't think this is important, US-Turkey trade is worth only 17.4B (with 1.4B surplus for the US)
[INST] Yep. Started the morning +$680, now after a few hours, -$107. Typical Mondays. Edit: -$318 now. [/INST] Was +1800 now +500. This day didn't feel typical at all.
[INST] Holy fuck you people are all stuck on the same fucking argument. I am absolutely not arguing that this is not a hedge. You are all fucking retarded to not understand that. [/INST] There are variations of arguments. Though your stuck on it being a bad idea and there's a news flash, you ain't gonna be able to do...
[INST] How do you rent beer? [/INST] if you're hot enough people will pay you for your piss
[INST] It’s a pretty red day today. [/INST] Go away virgin
[INST] They're never gonna compete with Facebook or Google even with the rosiest numbers on DAU's, that's not the point for me. I'm more interested in the value that will be demonstrated by their research in AR advertising. Being the first to develop serious relationships with advertisers in AR is important in its own ...
[INST] Just needs to tack on 'organic' and triple prices - not like anyone checks. [/INST] Gluten free eggplants
[INST] First day. Basically exactly what it sounds like. Buying a option call or put the first day it's available. Normally cheaper but have a high IV (imaginary value) making it a good long term buy. [/INST] Good god
[INST] I don't own any chinese meme stocks but suicide is badass so im in. [/INST] I own mu calls so I might as well join
[INST] I told myself the same thing when I bought these Jan 2019 leaps a little less than a year ago... now worth 5% of what I paid [/INST] Not a loss until you sell
[INST] Maybe the long game is AI that puts ads on the X rated parts. 'Click here to reveal'. [/INST] don't give then any ideas J/K sign me up for the nipple placement review team
[INST] bold strategy cotton. [/INST] I hope they're cash secured FDs
[INST] currency war hasn't even started yet, turkey is going to fuck up EU and then CNY/EUR will get fucked killing china [/INST] >killing china what the fuck do people think is going to happen in this trade war? China isn't going to cease having a large population and a large economy
[INST] Benihana stacks, nigga [/INST] Benihana. Beni-fuckin-hana!!!
[INST] If I had just bought the winning lottery ticket I would be so rich [/INST] If I had a million dollars....
[INST] damnit as a Nigerian prince I really wanted to be the one to invest my FIRST billion into this company. edit: I really am google odusanyaka [/INST] So when I gave you $10k to help you get your millions back...you said you'd give me $100K...why did you stop returning my calls?
[INST] You can get a 2010 wrangler for 10k if you’re a smart shopper. And my point was that why get a shitty crossover when for less money you can get a good off-road vehicle or for just a thousand more you can get a sports car? The mustang was just an example; replace that with a Miata or even a Porsche Boxster f...
[INST] They are dropping the Fiesta, Fusion and Taurus in the U.S., which were all unpopular money losers. They still have a ton of SUV and truck models, the Mustang and their Focus EV - those generated all their US profits anyway. [/INST] 'Profits'
[INST] How does a MLM forex scam work?? [/INST] You front-run/middle-man their sales/buys I suppose.
[INST] I placed new put orders today. SEC is now setting a precedence. Whats preventing MoviePass CEO from casually tweeting he is taking Moviepass private for $69 with funding secured from some Zimbabwe president and then reveal 4 days later that it was only a initial prelim verbal approval without even a board ...
[INST] Can confirm. In on SQ at $49.10 and holding some AMD $17 1/19/19 calls. Life is pretty good. [/INST] You don’t belong here, where are your MU and NFLX calls?
[INST] I think we need a mutual fuckin to settle this. At least jerk each other off. [/INST] Dutch rudder?
[INST] this guy still hasn't learned his lesson [/INST] HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN
[INST] I think OP blaming a friend for telling him overbought, and he didnt try to pick up once his order wasnt filled - but then got in with FOMO. Blaming his friend for “making” him “hesitate.” But its really OP’s fault because who relies on a order placed on non market hours? Lack of options literacy. [/INST] ...
[INST] What was the great stratagem in calling that rescue diver a pedophile over twitter? [/INST] Oh yeah, that's totally related to business strategy for his companies as opposed to, say, analogous to giving someone the bird in traffic.
[INST] Of course I'm kidding did you read my first comment. Their filters are the most successful implementation of AR, ever. [/INST] Pokemon GO was also good
[INST] If you are willing to lock up some capital, just by atm options 6 months to a year out. Just recently started doing it with stocks like SQ, MSFT, and V. Paying off already. [/INST] Same here. Going nicely other than FB. But I have a couple months to wait for it to come up. Already made 20% on a SQ call that I c...
[INST] Hopefully not. I’d smash. [/INST] I think the watermelon beat you to it.
[INST] you never been with a much much much older lady? [/INST] Tell me more
[INST] AFAIK the trackers are incorrect because of the reverse stock split HMNY did. HMNY was never at $8,000 a share. [/INST] But considering the split, the price fall is still proportional to 0.05/8000. You are technically correct, but effectively it might as well have been $8000 a share at one point.
[INST] $RSHCQ ALL IN [/INST] The Q stands for bargain
[INST] 'when the bonds fail' [/INST] Shaka, When the OTM calls expired
[INST] What the fuck is Arena of Valor [/INST] Most popular mobile game in the world. 3bn + year in revenue. #1 game in multiple Asian countries including China.
[INST] Not a weekly though, mines 8/17, down a ton [/INST] I got in on 8/17 calls at $2.10, currently bleeding money.
[INST] Think you're confusing Veritone and VeriSign... [/INST] ? VERI is the ticker for veritone. It had a massive pump and dump not long ago
[INST] Why? Ex div was Friday so he’s already too late. [/INST] yeah you're right, didn't know which date it was
[INST] If you on wsb you a fag bro [/INST] no u
[INST] good... but fuck Andrew Left though! [/INST] He haven't left he's still there and he is right sometime.
[INST] ok good just checking because I was hopping no one ran to buy calls at the morning ath after seeing my post [/INST] I was very tempted to be honest. But then decided to wait until the next time it dips to buy.
[INST] Or, I don't know, you could go to the movies like everyone has for like since movie theaters existed. Fuck apps. [/INST] I think where they went wrong was not including bluetooth in their model. Any tech worth having nowadays has bluetooth.
[INST] About 10x as many Call contracts for 8/17. Traded about 5x as many contracts today compared to the norm. Market seems to think it will rise, quickly [/INST] looking at the chart for .MGM180817C29 looks like whoever bought them, already sold them.
[INST] I still can't believe it was rated R. Show Girls was more tame than that movie and it got NC 17 [/INST] I remember the South Park guys talking about how they threw in a bunch of extra cursing and overall degeneracy in the first submission of the South Park movie so that they could 'fix it' after getting an NC-1...
[INST] the CFO announced he is leaving right before the lock up period ends (when insiders can first sell stocks) so its not looking good, not a dip without reason [/INST] COO
[INST] Dont feel bad. I sold 35 Twitter puts worth 3.50 for 1.50. [/INST] > put calls que?
[INST] Tell me even more [/INST] They juggle their tits on their knees
[INST] > Thirty years from now there will be a huge amount of oil - and no buyers. Oil will be left in the ground. The Stone Age came to an end, not because we had a lack of stones, and the oil age will come to an end not because we have a lack of oil. -- Sheikh Yamani, former Saudi oil M minister in June 2000 ...
[INST] Nah man this is the legendary Cash Cars guy. Check him out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ7TZ-3qILQ [/INST] I am not totally convinced that wasn’t Ice Cube.
[INST] I take it back, these bills seem disproportionate but it looks to be 7 or 8 million. Each stack is 20 bills at $2000 a bundle (5s stacks), on all but one layer it appears to be bundled by 2 million, except the second from top may be only 1 million. [/INST] For some reason I thought they were banded at 50 or 100...
[INST] You front-run/middle-man their sales/buys I suppose. [/INST] That's basically it. You sell 'signals' which are a load of bullshit on a chart that could never tell if something like ergonomic-dan could happen. And put your order in before the pump.
[INST] And look at Germany now! [/INST] r/technicallythetruth
[INST] Provided you are confident your strategy would work but given the unpredictable market, who knows. Slow and steady wins the race [/INST] >slow and steady wins the race You lost 90% of your portfolio value in a couple weeks by gambling on stocks then made it all back in 5 months by making massive bets on...
[INST] Pretty sure it's Steve Aoki [/INST] Might be Steve Aoki then
[INST] probably the grown-up thing to do [/INST] why would anyone presume Musk would do things the grown-up, mature way?
[INST] Don't sell yourself short. [/INST] Is that where that phrase comes from?
[INST] Im with you on this. All Chinese stocks are being smashed into the ground right now even though pretty much all dont have a direct relation to the tariffs. I guess because the Chinese economy is taking a hit, people are using the services less? But then again like you said, the growth yoy is really good so...
[INST] That's your interpretation. [/INST] No, that's literally what the English language interprets it like.
[INST] because, shorts. Duh [/INST] As a short: WHY ISN'T THE STOCK MOVING THOUGH?
[INST] Honestly thats the whole reason I made the post but everyones having fun so Im just rolling with it. [/INST] its my fault it all started in the first place
[INST] So in a winner scenario, best case is to sell right before the earnings (assuming it will be positive and I own a call) to avoid the crush, yet, if the change in the underlying is significant it would be better to hold through? [/INST] You should check how the stock is trading before earnings. If they expe...
[INST] Lol that’s definitely the only explanation! Long TSLA! [/INST] You heard it from a random anon on wsbets. All IN. THE only WAY.
[INST] same first letters as ebay. must be good. all in [/INST] Basically just posted this so I can brag down the line.
[INST] I’m in the same boat, what’s your target entry? [/INST] Wanna see that it doesn’t gap down and trend down tomorrow, then probably pull the trigger. Or maybe wait until red Thursday and see if I can get in around $21.50.
[INST] What does this mean for a small shareholder with only a few shares of tesla? Is it prudent to cash out or stay with the company being taken private? [/INST] It means go pound off
[INST] It hasn't been a buying opportunity for months and months now. [/INST] Ya but thats not what he asked.
[INST] Daddy musk is a man of many mysteries [/INST] just like Wiz Daddy. bless them both.
[INST] HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN [/INST] Lol
[INST] You smart [/INST] Thx
[INST] Mixed with Saudi’s being complete pieces of shits when it comes to human beings. [/INST] saudi did 9/11
[INST] and not even clearly a verbal- just deep interest or more general intent, but nothing that could be considered solid or 'secured.' Unless they actually proposed comprehensive frameworks that may seriously work, this is tapdancing [/INST] There are 0 documents or any other contracts it sounds like. Just Elon say...
[INST] If I had a million dollars.... [/INST] *crazy elephant bones*
[INST] ford isnt a dying company? [/INST] Sears makes jack shit and is part of a dying industry. Ford makes the most popular car in America and the fourth most popular car in the world. I'm not saying I'd buy their stock but lumping F with SHLD is pretty autistic.
[INST] the market cap is only around $9,000 [/INST] That number is based on the number of shares after the reverse split. We don't know how many shares they've issued since then.
[INST] > This guy lands rockets on 2 foot platforms Correction: the projects based on the work of hundreds of engineers result in rockets being landed on platforms on the ocean. [/INST] why the fuck do managers get paid so much, literally doing nothing but make other people work. /s
[INST] He’s acting weird ever since he started dating grimes. [/INST] it all started when amber heard dumped him tbh, idk what this woman did to him but she destroyed him inside, hes never been the same
[INST] This is the woman with the chicken closet, right? How you gonna listen to a woman like that when it comes to tendies? [/INST] Chicken closet?
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[INST] Then I don't [/INST] makes sense
[INST] Read up on what a drag along clause is. If saudis gain control of 51% of shares or 51% of shares vote to accept a saudi buyout Elon has no choice but to sell [/INST] Drag along clauses only work once they have majority of the voting shares. Getting there is the hard part. You can’t do it via the open market. Th...
[INST] The exact same thing happened with [Wolf of Wall Street](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/wolf-wall-street-avoids-nc-660653). Scorsese pulled the same trick he used for Casino. The versions released are the ones he wanted to begin with. [/INST] What's so bad about NC 17 that Scorsese wanted to avoid it so...
[INST] And there was much rejoicing. [/INST] And thy tendies rained downeth from thyn sky So say we all
[INST] Fuck me, but I guess I should’ve seen it coming seeing as he chills with Dan Bilzerian and I don’t think that fuck hangs out with poor people [/INST] Quite sure he also inherited a large sum of money. Remember reading that somewhere.
[INST] It's time to buy the dip [/INST] It's not time to buy the dip
[INST] Lots of places. I like to use barchart.com [/INST] Jim Cramer recommended UAA.
[INST] What a stupid fucking meme. [/INST] yeah, not like the high quality and thought provoking memes intelligent redditors like you and i enjoy my good sir
[INST] So far all I’ve gotten is is “muted” by the moderators, whatever that means. [/INST] You won't get shit. I've barked up that tree with some solid shit talk; stuff I felt very confident would elicit an emotional response. No luck.
[INST] Their stock price sure isn't underrated [/INST] Their mkt cap is
[INST] I really think the key is to sell at 15-20% and rebuy after a dip [/INST] Yah thats what I have been doing, bought the last ones at 4.50 and sold at 6.00. I keep doing this to slowly turn me positive after the MUpocalypse
[INST] Oh wow Ive never heard him called that. Interesting! [/INST] It was in 21 Jump Street too so fans likely conflated the two
[INST] These cards will likely do a lot of AI INT8 inference (not so much training) + ray-tracing. Not sure if Ray-tracing + AI denoising will be actively used with consumer gamer cards though given its memory-intensive demand. [/INST] They will use in the very top end RTX cards (non-quadro) according to leaks. ...
[INST] Significantly different. [/INST] Sure, but unless it's a Saudi prank they do have a bunch of money and everyone knows it
[INST] sale *engineer* [/INST] The last lady on that list, Ms. Crawford, is listed as 'Sales Associate'. I'm not sure how that's considered 'senior leadership'
[INST] Yes Sir [/INST] Or, call me old fashioned, we do the ol' shoe or ban
[INST] you expect me to not say autistic shit? what sub is this [/INST] Okay that's a fair point
[INST] I mean... it’s the same hopeful story over and over...it’s always about to rally. I guess jokes on me if it actually does. **disclaimer: I do not have a position in $MU [/INST] Cause payday isn't till Thursday?