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[INST] Fuck it, just bought 8/31 107Cs [/INST] u guys are fucked
[INST] That peak was when I was all in TQQQ calls. I think it might have been the post-correction rally. I remember it like it was yesterday... [/INST] >I think it might have been > I remember it like it was yesterday...
[INST] I don't think the bloody week is over in terms of the SPY. TSLA it was a cheap put and with it so volatile figured maybe I could luck out [/INST] You really think TSLA could tank 20% in the next 2 days? It went down not even 3% when it was confirmed the SEC is investigating Musk lol
[INST] Diet Oil flavored with Splenda® [/INST] I only fill up with organic oil
[INST] I dumped my BABA call yesterday at roughly a 60% loss. [/INST] Would hold mid term baba calls tho
[INST] just dropout and take the $150k in loan money and gamble it [/INST] If the banks are willing to gamble on me, I should be able to gamble on blackjack
[INST] He closed that out too [/INST] Ouch. Lost his shirt again.
[INST] Goodbye. [/INST] Old
[INST] I did. 312 break even price 8/24 cost 730. Praying for a dump [/INST] Just out of curiosity (and for the record I think that *particular* bet will be profitable) do you only do far otm for the cheapness or what?
[INST] You didn’t actually have the risk you asked about, but you didn’t KNOW that at the time so for all you knew you exposed yourself to thousands of dollars of risk for fun before thinking to learn how it works first. If that’s how you’re gonna keep going about this then you’re fucked [/INST] Fair enough, I’ll admi...
[INST] Get outta here nerd [/INST] Haha ok
[INST] Thank you. Your flair still makes me laugh. [/INST] I smell gay chat here
[INST] Yeah I bought some last night before I went to bed. I live in Korea (North Obv). [/INST] Gotcha. I’m all in on calls so thanks for your money/taking my money
[INST] Yeah, to realize truly massive gains with 3x daily reset ETFs, you always want low volatility trending environments (in whatever direction your trend is). This is even true of 3x volatility funds, you want low second order volatility. [/INST] Thanks man
[INST] Nahh. Just joined last week. But hey, feeling better already [/INST] Leave.
[INST] Pretty sure you invalidated the fortune when you ripped it. Don't quit your day job, pal. [/INST] Go back to /r/personalfinance
[INST] Cause too many people are fucking weak little shits. Had everything handed to them and the first sign of trouble they panic. Some turn to Prozac, others marijuana, and the weakest choose the rope. [/INST] You sound like my co-worker
[INST] Thank you. Just like HMNY wasn’t $5k a share last fall. [/INST] Exactly, highest it ever was on a per share basis was like $37.
[INST] F [/INST] yes F me
[INST] Yes, I believe this is the exact value on the organ market. [/INST] Nice
[INST] I've only got positions left for January at this point. I really would like to believe it can recover by then. [/INST] It fucking better recover by September
[INST] It's a subbrand of Oath which is owned by Verizon from formerly AOL and Yahoo parts. Altaba is the holding company for 16% of Alibaba and 35% of Yahoo Japan. [/INST] makes sense
[INST] Still sitting on JD calls from about a month ago and yes they are now WAY OTM [/INST] 9/21 $39C checking in! Was actually up ~30% a week ago which is my usually 'take profits' point on a stock I don't know jack about but I held like a tard. No sitting at -70%
[INST] Down 82% ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [/INST] Bro should've put a couple hundred on shorting it. Otherwise, just wait for a couple months/years/decades and think of it as a sunk cost until then :P
[INST] I’m a 20 year old student so this is huge ;) [/INST] That's a nice dent in those shitty loans you'll be paying back
[INST] > and we're running out of gods to pray to. You might want to pray to Lucifer. I heard you just need to give up your soul. ask Tom Brady! [/INST] He's my FF QB. Hail Satan!
[INST] r/me_irl is leaking [/INST] I'm insulted you would associate my quote with that filthy sub
[INST] Sector rotation to and from what exactly? [/INST] Out of grandpa stonks and into tech/growth
[INST] Spot, not contract. Spot represents 5% of their revenue. Contract prices have been above spot for a couple months. There’s the argument that there’s only a limited supply in spot, but I do think that ultimately it will follow spot along the way. It’s safe to assume micron will report record profits this quarter....
[INST] 10/17 [/INST] Nice.
[INST] Yeah this is a massive overreaction. I don't give a flying fuck what the price is a week or two from now, I care about three months, six months, one year, etc and I have no doubt that it'll be booming by then. This is a great entry point for a safe stock that shouldn't have nearly this much volatility. [/INST] ...
[INST] It's time to start selling MU and buying SQ. [/INST] Don’t you fucking dare bring that wsb curse bullshit to sq. Don’t fucking do it.
[INST] Can't get those (or any) returns with $MU [/INST] Have you heard about PUTs?
[INST] Option loses value so you buy it again so the average cost decreases, meaning it has to increase by a smaller amount to break even/profit. [/INST] Oh, write literally bringing the average down, haha. So sorta similar to doubling down.
[INST] I think because it is too expensive to extract oil in Venezuela due to terrain. That’s why you need extra capital and special infrastructure. Venezuela lacks both of these. [/INST] Oil is 100% controlled by how easy it is to extract vs market price
[INST] Around 2:40 ET on 8/14. I bought the 8/17 1890 put. [/INST] You have the crystal ball
[INST] And use that money to buy MU $90 FDs [/INST] So say we all
[INST] ITM? Damn I wish I had that type of money to spend on premiums. I buy OTM with 2 weeks out expiry. Know when there's a dip and pump incoming based on trends. Take profits when you can, day trading will net you easy profit, but make sure not to hit PDT [/INST] Do you think you could post some examples of some...
[INST] I did and then it kept dipping. [/INST] Amazon? Impossible!
[INST] My s9 has no problem with a page full of purple dicks [/INST] Short AAPL
[INST] That’s.. exactly the parameters homeboy states? Correction trough to new ATH >180 days = 🐻🐻🐻 [/INST] Imagine lira collaps didn't happen. How confident are you we would hit ATH?
[INST] For the most part usually the Sith deal in absolutes* [/INST] I love this
[INST] I agree. Some spots are still top notch though. [/INST] Agree on inconsistent locations. Agree on some of them still prime.
[INST] You wouldn't DOWNLOAD more DRAM calls, would you? [/INST] PIRACY. ITS A CRIME
[INST] Too smart for this sub [/INST] $ROPE weekly calls is too smart
[INST] How’d you do? Hopefully you held and that there was no IV crush. They beat on earnings. [/INST] I chickened out with the market today. Wait and see how they do premarket/open tomorrow before I'll kick myself too much.
[INST] My friends have had pixels, and they like them but they’re not as stable as their previous iPhones and the android devices tend to restart or run into other stability issues. Just depends on if you’re willing to accept that vs $500 more for an extreme level of quality. The iPhones are an exceptional product, the...
[INST] I got flagged a day trader a couple months ago. Yesterday I made a day trade regardless of my PDT designation. So they locked my account for 3 months [/INST] >My nigga *— Denzel Washington probably*
[INST] Well let's bet then cowboy, how much you got? [/INST] At least $69,420
[INST] Don't worry with some luck and the right kind of can do attitude mixed with a good drug cocktail you can be dead inside like the rest of us and not sweat a puny buck sixty [/INST] This is the type of promise I subscribed to wsb for
[INST] Man, do you do this for a living ? Beautiful [/INST] Get out of my mind
[INST] Say no more. I'm ready to pump everything I got into your stocks. What's it called? [/INST] Join my Bitconnect fam..
[INST] 15 years old, builds cars, market cap of over 50 billion. Yep, sure does. [/INST] also 'prerevenue'
[INST] you and me both [/INST] https://i.imgur.com/w71MSRz.gif
[INST] and prob sexy too [/INST] Dorthy Mantooth is a saint!
[INST] I would probably buy $42 October monthlies if that's what I thought was going to happen, but I don't think that's what is going to happen. [/INST] Eh, ITM 60 days out is a bit safer. .60 delta.
[INST] Petition to make /u/bosshaug 's comment top comment [/INST] This is bad for MU
[INST] I believe he was quoting The Social Network so woosh on your woosh [/INST] -_- Wooshception
[INST] As are most TSLA longs [/INST] *mongs
[INST] Thanks I'll give it a read! [/INST] You're paying up front for the option to buy shares later at a fixed price.
[INST] So OP bought the contracts at $0.08 because who in their right mind would buy the options at $30 expiring in a couple days when the stock is trading 30% lower - they were cheap because there was almost no risk to the seller. But upon selling the contract, OP is able to sell them for the current share price becau...
[INST] Counter argument: the market is efficient and smarter people than us, backed by $200m computer systems and teams of Harvard PHD's have not somehow missed this $60bn @ PE4 stock price on their scanners. They think it is fairly valued. Not only that, many of them are shorting it [/INST] I'm just curious wha...
[INST] A very clever continual dilution scheme that was designed to keep the company NASDAQ compliant (thus giving the company access to a huge amount of volume) while at the same time crushing stupid investors. It really was fun to watch that from the sideline. [/INST] So $HMNY now.
[INST] How so? It closed below what I sold at open. [/INST] confused myself with the CAD ticker.
[INST] Friday because I'm a tarded. This will be the last time I do weeklies. I promise. [/INST] lol rip tell you what, I'll buy a put for friday, then your calls will go up. That's how that works right?
[INST] Pretty pls [/INST] With a cherry on top
[INST] Absurd. Turkey is still at least in NATO and is, whether you want to accept reality or not, a buffer between the rest of Europe and the Syrian crisis. [/INST] https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38103375 Such a great nato partner.
[INST] I'm not trying to take anyone's money and invest it. I'd simply enjoy having a small group of people who can discuss these subjects. [/INST] He's asking if your funding is secured or not. Please be honest. We can't handle any more bamboozles.
[INST] I mean if you had that much DD, you must be rich after today? What's there to complain about? [/INST] Absolutely nothing. Although I am kind of drunk on a week day and have work in like 8 hours.
[INST] Sadly yes [/INST] I have a similar position, smaller though.. it’s getting painful!
[INST] No you both [/INST] now kith
[INST] Maybe he'll take him **more** serious. [/INST] Or he'll let him suffer through the impending MU recession, and then hit him up for cheap tricks.
[INST] Pretty much automatically lose what you put in [/INST] Haha
[INST] Trump getting Chinese takeout. Chicken almond ding secured. [/INST] FDA sends subpoena to Tump in probe over Chinese takeout.
[INST] Cool. Cool. Sorry for the misunderstanding/if I was sensitive or something yea [/INST] No worries. nothing wrong with a dude trying to keep things chill. Cheers.
[INST] IV crush [/INST] Uh huh. Unlike y'all, I don't play around with short term options. I have plenty of time to let Elon do his thing.
[INST] Can we get an update? [/INST] IM FUCKED and should have sold right at open. -69% (Nice.) FML.....
[INST] Didn’t even know these things existed [/INST] SPX
[INST] Why should I trust your team over my dartboard? [/INST] Because he's heavily into DBZ Fighter and Battlefield and has commented in r/pennystocks and many other investing subs the past week or so.
[INST] When it looks like its gonna go up or down [/INST] Nice.
[INST] L [/INST] A
[INST] Two years ago Micron was in debt up to their eyeballs. Now they're printing cash and have revamped their product line to become among best in-class. The 'oh, what was the price?' argument is both tired and misleading. [/INST] Don't forget those buybacks either.
[INST] >I think it might have been > I remember it like it was yesterday... [/INST] To be fair, that's usually how i remember yesterday.
[INST] ADR [/INST] WB SINA
[INST] IT'S GOT STRONG FUNDAMENTALS [/INST] STRONK FUNDIES
[INST] Just get a magic 8 ball [/INST] Was gonna get a magic 8 ball and go out with this Irish girl on Friday until today raped me. #metoo
[INST] Your candles spell ^(FAGGO)T [/INST] I chuckled
[INST] I sold my January 110s today for a $60 L, will he buying again soon and pray for some goddamn fucking tenders [/INST] Why would you do that lol
[INST] The problem is when clearance is on clearance, it's not long before the place is out of business. [/INST] Nobody yet has grasped what you're getting at. I have, hope you get rich as I hope to with your moves.
[INST] Don’t bother clicking, the title is the entire article. [/INST] Agree, I hate Business Insider, don't give them clicks.
[INST] I vote for ban on his pussy shit. [/INST] LOL
[INST] Eh, ITM 60 days out is a bit safer. .60 delta. [/INST] Depends on how confident you are. I wouldn't buy puts on MU nor am I looking the the chain so idk. You do you.
[INST] I certainly am not bragging. I also realize I may have cursed it. [/INST] Don't worry, I have plenty of lube to spare and if it comes to it, rope.
[INST] Just out of curiosity (and for the record I think that *particular* bet will be profitable) do you only do far otm for the cheapness or what? [/INST] For my first two attempts I guess mentally I was fine with losing 1.5k in increments of 700 and 800 vs one 1.5k nut. Now that you ask I genuinely realize I ...
[INST] It fucking better recover by September [/INST] “Wake me up when September ends” -green day
[INST] And then fuckdown the price when trying to cash out, too. [/INST] But think of the karma.
[INST] My brother had a 2k sonos system built into his new house and when you are just watching tv it works perfect and sounds amazing. But when he tried to play music with his phone it was glitching non stop and was jumping to random songs, maybe it’s just iOS though and maybe their competitors apps aren’t great so th...
[INST] Paper trade? What is this the 90s? What you do is build a neural network taking in data from where ever and then lose all your money on its advice. [/INST] Machine learning from mistakes is still machine learning.
[INST] Contrary to common belief, the importance was not in stock trading, but in doing drugs and fucking hookers. [/INST] Stocks give you the money, but then you have to use that money for what's useful in life
[INST] Indeed. But if at least one person reads this and actually learns something I can feel good about myself for another day. Not today, $ROPE, not today. [/INST] what if i don't know what you're talking about enough to even do what you're telling me?