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Venmo me $100 and I'll find the name of the sub for you
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Don't listen to this guy; Venmo me $99 and i'll find the name of the sub for you. |
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In the buttocks
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Forest? |
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My concern with China is the retarded amount of land/development speculation... Like the dumbest shit I have seen and a problem so fucking huge, only commies could have let it get that far out of hand... Hopefully that shit contracts slowly.... Fingers fucking crossed... God that country is in a very tenuous s... |
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I might go for a final lesson where I either learn or master. The only way to master is to gamble everything, I keep trying but I end up losing a lot
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When do you know it is time to stop though. |
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This is one of the most positive subs out there tbh. We’re always supporting and helping each other.
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Hell, we cheer losses more than wins! |
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I don't actually know the font. I used Tahoma but as you can see it's not perfect
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If the text hasn't been written freehand in ms paint then you've already spent too much time on it |
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Shops business model is going to eventually be swallowed by a competitor who offers its services for free.
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When you need to come up with a quick “DD” because you don’t want to look stupid for making a baseless claim. This will not happen in two months. He made a good decision we are flying high today. |
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Flatscreen monitors were most definitely a thing I'm 2007
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Oh course they were, but may households were either yet to purchase one and many public places still did not adopt them. |
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>As for the cyclical part, you're looking back and saying DRAM was cyclical in the past therefore it'll be cyclical in the future without bothering to try and see the difference.
That's what I'm getting at. I don't see 'AI' and 'DataCenters' as suddenly increasing and requiring a ton of memory. SmartPhon... |
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NOK? Like in the currency?
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Nokia |
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You da real MVP.
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Go to the charms search, type regedit, then delete the HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE folder. Then Restart. The wifi connected status will then say: 'Funding Secured'. |
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Yesno
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Na, my wave function already collapsed. |
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Yeah but a red market means green for volatility index (I think)
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Fair. I wouldn’t know hah |
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Hold up, IV is high because people think that shit is going to continue going down.
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Yeah but it is like snapchap, you'll need another 10%+ drop to make any money... |
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> done your DD
*judges by name*
Ahh, yes. WSB.
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I was mostly kidding, but I definitely would bet against a company named like that if I was asked about it. Seriously it sounds like a sham company right off the bat. |
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Still enough for that last yolo play.
If you put that $400 on FB puts you woulda made like $4,000
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You guys are worse than having a coke problem |
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AMZN probably first to break 2T to be honest.
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You sound like the “analysts” who were saying that amazon would beat Apple to 1 trillion. |
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Best thing I’ve seen today. Where do i sign up
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August 17th OTM calls welcomes you with open arms |
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What if the buyout price is risen?
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Yes, what if they buyout price is risen when there are no bidders at 420 now?
What if the stock shoots up to $200000? |
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Fuck Macy's, my calls are shit because they beat earnings I suck at this
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Short retail = easy money. Nordstrom next. |
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Use the mother's day mail truck for cost savings
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The mother of all mail days. Genius. |
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It’s free for the small price of all your money
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Also dignity. Also self respect. Also self worth. Also will to live. |
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Trump can always repeat it after the election if they misbehave.
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Actually, the Dems could restrict Trump's power to do so if they win majority in Congress. I'm a Dem, and I hope they'll support being tough on China, but Dems are often dumb and they often play dumb political games. They could also distra... |
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Big dick
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/r/bigdicktinycat |
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Stop is set at 104 so we’ll see 🤔
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Well dont tell me i didnt warn ya buddy |
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Did it exist in the first place ?
Were you observing it ?
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Of course I observed it. |
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nobody does... you need a 'life event' to pull it. like quit/fired/change jobs, married, etc.
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So just find some other fag willing to get domestic partnered at the courthouse that day, take your money and then legally separate. Easy peasy. |
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Video
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I'm in Tokyo on vacation, sorry no vid. Only get super slow free interwebs. He was running around super pumped up though. Lots about Walmart. |
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About where I am, gonna try and hold my shares through earnings and hope for the best. But as it just continues to drop I keep asking myself where my breaking point is.
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If you have shares id hold. Im just literally burning money on leap options because im on a small portfolio and can't afford to h... |
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Do you think there being stupid people is a new development? There have always been suckers and fools in the stock market.
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No, but with ease of access apps like robinhood giving options access to literal retards, there is less friction to entering the market than there used to be. |
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I am buying...chance of profit 95% or higher. That is better than the handicapper on the radio.
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Anyone ever tell you that you're retarded? |
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I'll kill myself before I ever step foot in one of those hell holes again with all of those sewer people. I dont care how poor I get, fuck that place.
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Good DD, long TGT |
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Yes, what if they buyout price is risen when there are no bidders at 420 now?
What if the stock shoots up to $200000?
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I see where you are coming from but I am bullish and don't like the thought of taking a bearish position... |
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MU doesn't need me to MU
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Mu is MU no matter how small |
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happens every day lol, buy back in if it hits 19.30, ez money, should close at around 19.8
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Yeah I was pissed I had a meeting at 9:30 today.. Missed my chance to sell my calls before the inevitable dip |
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Yeah. But it could also go down.
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and even sideways but definitely not back in time |
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This is basically for my own educational purposes. Did paper trades and read a few books about option strategies previously but it's not the same when you've got actual capital at stake.
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Even disregarding the mental aspect of it (which is 100% a thing), there are lots of options plays I would do but I d... |
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tomorrow
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expecting a further dip? |
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I'm considering taking a 29% apr credit card, I'm confident I can average 20% a month anyway
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You should do it! |
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Yes except that moviepass just added 1 million subscribers in the last two weeks. Who knows if this will impact hmny, but they’re not struggling despite the other concerns. Even after modifying their TOS, more people are aware of the service because of all the news stories and are opting in
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Where did yo... |
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Ya anyone that bought putd anytime last week or before has cashed out...it was a -6% day lol, that's a fucking huge win for puts.
Now if your still holding you are beyond greedy.
But let's be real this is MU. 95% of wsb is in calls, forever. Not puts.
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My 8/17 $49Ps that i bought on Friday las... |
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positions or ban
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netapp calls. |
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I'm going all in - the last $1.56 I have left in my bank account is going to make me so rich 💵 💵 💵
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If $HMNY goes to $1800/share you'll be so loaded |
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And the major purchasers of server dram (Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Dropbox, Adobe, etc) all say they are planning to continue pursuing aggressive spend in the area.
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I have never felt so right (as far as at least trend) and yet so many people are shouting I am wrong and pushing my poor portfolios shit i... |
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I had 5 8/17s $47s I bought cause I was mad. They tripled to .24 each. I sold. It went up to .54. RIP
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On one hand, could've had a 7-bagger. On the other hand, would've been down 80% if you had held because you'd have held through the 7-bagger waiting on the 10-bagger to make a WSB post and then ended up... |
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Xi's still not dumb enough to let the economy completely tank, more measures to stabilize china's stuff are definitely coming and they have a ton of options available.
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are they MU options though? |
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Thanks for your kind words. May all your trades be green today.
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>WSB, green
Easily more retarded than the put calls comment. At least with put calls the words are kinda related. |
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I agree. Seems like the 1920 runs are always when I’m out. But good shit man. Reducing losses at this point might be my play also. I decided not to chase this time around and only stuck with two calls versus my normal five. Still sucks.
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I hope you sold |
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I've seen it 15 times: I pull from the bottom of the deck and get beat by cops.
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Could have had much more fun bowling... |
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what if i don't know what you're talking about enough to even do what you're telling me?
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Then 8/17 MU $90 |
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Found a coupon on soup 3 for 1. Pretty stoked. Forgot I don't own a can opener though so it was disappointing when I got home.
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Stab it with a fork and put a straw in it. I learned that when I was homeless and recruiting people to RH for free zynga stocks. |
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Nice!
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Nice! |
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Got my espresso ready for a big one buddy! Slept like a king!
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This post did not age well |
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Okay, pls DM pics asap
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[Found this baddie at Walmart last night](http://news.mit.edu/sites/mit.edu.newsoffice/files/images/2017/Lisa-Su-AMD-MIT-00_0.jpg) |
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Yah. I pay for Questrade's premium product and really like it but might throw some money into wealth simple to test a HFT scripting algo I'm working on. Only worry about WS is if they have the same reliability issues as RH.
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you paying for QTs real time data feeds and using IQ Edge? |
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Nice. I often think would my account would look like if I had done the same (I have AMD but sold all MU and bought more AMD). Better yet if I had bought puts. C'est la vie, good shit and thanks for sharing.
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>I often think I would be better off if I did something that was profitable
You don't ... |
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Honey mustard or buffalo sauce for your tendies sir?
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Chick-fil-a sauce with those new spicy tendies |
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Noob here. Does it really pay to write those? In order to write them, don't you have to have enough capital to cover them if they get exercised? Which would be a lot of money just sitting around?
Sorry if that's dumb.
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or hold the shares |
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Why is Wolf of Wallstreet considered a finance movie?
It has nothing to do with Wallstreet, and it's the author of that book who gave himself that title.
He ran a telephone-based pump and dump scheme.
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But he ran the scheme on Wallstreet. That makes it finance |
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In it with you brotha
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Same. Need to hold low 1900s for a week before I lose some Gs |
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I thought about that too.. but theres always a new time for everything haha.
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I bought it so its going to go reeeeed |
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It's a she
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Bruce Jenner setting trends i see |
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TMF?
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I like it |
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Sure. I've got almost $60 this year from them, we'll Uber in a Hummer. My treat.
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Are you talking about the vehicle name or something else? |
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He makes me feel okay about my extreme Bag Holding in 2018...
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He makes me feel better about my MU. Maybe the stock will shoot to $100 in December? |
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Oh my, this is what fame feels like
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#$90 MU PUT CALLS |
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Nobody tell him
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Do or don't, it is not Robinhood so he can't afford it |
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It's been doing this shit the last few days. Maybe it will be different after tonight.
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Because it will keep dropping? |
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Why are you so sure on them?
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I'm trying to buy in 2.60's so I average mid to low 2.70's. then start selling calls |
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Bruh I've ripped many a weed drink. Actually went to the cannabis cup last year too
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Ya they don’t get u fucked up too much but I bet they will crush margins on those drinks |
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I got wrecked holding puts during the halt. Lost thousands in expired puts 4 days before it unhalted. Still salty as fuck.
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me too, even though I explicitly told my broker to execute them and put me short
I lost $8900 on that when it should have been +$10k or more. Dug out of that hole but man am ... |
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You think it’s going to 273?
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With a big enough beat and raised guidance, 10% wouldn't be out of the question. So honestly, I could even see it around 280. With that being said it could also just as easily swing that much in the other direction. He should've paid extra to buy itm calls expiring 9/21 to h... |
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You're right. If you want to know where I would load up, its 9/21 55C.
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It seems high end retailers targeting affluent women been on a tear recently. Going off memory, Tapestry, Lululemon, Ralph Lauren, Restoration Hardware, Nike, Tiffany's, Canada Goos all crushed earnings last quarter. Macy's crushed i... |
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3k $270 nvda calls. One of us will make it out alive.
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Wtf, I hope that's $3k in $NVDA calls, not 3k contracts. |
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Cheaper options?
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Batman. |
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I'm with ya man
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Did you get rekt on 9/7 calls too? |
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MSFT 11/16 $115 call, $2
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Honestly I would do closer ATM, like 110 calls. |
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No, as soon as RH released options, no more ETFs.
I miss JNUG TO THE MOOOOON.
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id STILL be ok with JNUG to the moon |
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Oh man who the F is buying a $270 FD call...
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Over 3,000 volume so lots of really optimistic people out there. |
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Yes but because of unrelated reasons
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Everything is related to my dick. |
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Depends on how much Theta (time to maturity) fucks with it.
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How does Theta impact it? |
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Simply no experience/knowledge. Never did options. 10% a week doubles money in 7 weeks. Looks too good to be true.
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We are in a uniquely volatile environment. Normally, 2-6% a week is what I’ve done over the past few years.
Things are toning down majorly. But they could pick up again if we are goin... |
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Zucking the Cuck.
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https://i.redd.it/87qilth3l4g11.jpg |
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Looks like it yanked with the market yesterday and it popped back up today to the level it’s been trading at.
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But it wayyyy overcorrected |
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If NVDA closes under $260 tomorrow I lose everything. Anything above $260 I get $1700 per dollar, break even at $266.40, major tendies at $270+. Plus a little more with whatever Extrinsic Value is left.
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Are you just going to take profits from the run up or actually hold through earnings? |
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!RemindMe 30 hours 'did he lose it all?'
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!RemindMe 30 hours 'did he lose it all?' |
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Yeah but not in impact that just comes off as cringy
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[like this?](https://i.imgur.com/rHQOKYY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) |
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But he ran the scheme on Wallstreet. That makes it finance
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And there was blow, don’t forget the blow. |
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I agree. If Applied Materials reports anything positive, I truly do believe this will be the catalyst for a reversal. I know everyone is focused on Nvidia today, but I believe NVDA is an overvalued pos and couldn't care less.
See, AMAT makes the things to sell to companies to make their chips. That's import... |
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I have never felt so right (as far as at least trend) and yet so many people are shouting I am wrong and pushing my poor portfolios shit in. I am just shares + jan 19 60c's (which at one point felt like a reasonably safe play..) yet I am a bit panicked now..
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I guess this is just the market. TBH it's a ... |
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Most probably you were trading. Options.
Investing can be done by anyone.
Trading requires learning and experience.
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this dude managed to lose $25k without learning anything I'm actually impressed |
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We're all in this together!
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F |
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This. When and why did you open this position?
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Because earnings? Is this a joke? |
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It was a $1 bet, could have bought $20 or $50 for fun, F to your loss gains
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Doesn’t say when OP bought the put |
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Holding overnight into Friday/opec scares me a little. But appreciate the reply.. we will see how BABA ends tonight. I don’t have gains for Theta to eat away at, only bags.. so may just cut bait today
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Ah, I’m holding 175 calls right now, bought them Tuesday during the first dip. Didn’t expect the baseme... |
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Yup, bought a little after the bottom yesterday around noon PST. They had a big dip and it timed up with the announcement of who won the Navy contract that I was waiting for (Lockheed, Boeing and Leonardo) , looked for the option in my price range with the largest dip in price (I think it showed -%50-70) and bou... |
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That first chart is great, thank you. I thought maybe I was getting a handle on options but there's always more to learn apparently!
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Yeah, I was reminded a bit of that yesterday when some short puts I had went up in value despite the underlying ending green for the day. Vega just had more of an impact ... |
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Unlimited ATM reimbursement is nice wherever, including mexican places that only take cash
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Ive only seen chinese places do that or that give you a discount if u use cash. |
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holy fuck I kept wondering who's posting these (sometimes) shitty Musk meme and pimping some shitty parody IG account but never noticed the username till now.
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The fact that they're only sometimes shitty is one of the best compliments I've ever received |
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I don't know, which is why I bought ITM calls.
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You say they are undervalued but you dont know by how much? |
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