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It feels worse to be strung out on drugs and out of money.
At least when you’re done with robinhood there are scratch tickets.
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Fewer cool stories, though |
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I see where you are coming from but I am bullish and don't like the thought of taking a bearish position...
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if you would rather gamble than take a free money trade be my guest |
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I hope you sold
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I wish I did. Missed it, thinking of one final chase but I’m looking for a better exit today. I’m autistic when it comes to amazon. Lol. |
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Well welll. Looks like calls worked out.
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Yup! Pretty nicely too. This is what I get for being a bear. |
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They also have the best credit card I've found, 2% cash back into your brokerage account with no annual fee.
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Def not the best. Check out /r/churning for a 3%+ back card and better offers for points cards |
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“We shall watch your career with great interest”
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CBOE watches my portfolio and charges me great interests. |
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Easy clap with stock then?
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Seems like there is better options elsewhere. But who knows, best of luck. |
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Sure it does look at his other comments. I can spot his type a mile away. And yes he’s retarded as well.
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Right... But it still doesn't have to do with left or right.... He misunderstood the meat of the article |
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$60k in a vanguard growth fund on Jan 1st would be worth almost $70k today and almost $80k by the end of the year. Hope you enjoyed playing 'stock broker' for a $18k opportunity cost!
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Yeah but where's the fun in making money? |
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It actually sounds like calls. Everyone is suggesting Puts because they are staying away. So yes, calls.
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The play is selling a put spread. |
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It hasn't dipped below $40 in 2018. The $44-$45 area has been tested multiple times spread months apart and held strong.
I think you're right if it goes below $45 people will be panic selling hard.
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if it goes below $45 im jumping off the tallest building I can find |
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Meh. If we go to war then ya. But gold is kind of seperate from global politics it seems. Besides for war
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Generally gold does better in times of economic uncertainty. People stop believing in the dollar and flock to gold as it’s known to hold its value longer. Granted I don’t think that’s the overall ma... |
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Or they expire?
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https://i.imgur.com/to2Yf2i.gifv so you get the joke |
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[oof](https://i.redd.it/aayvpzn6kgg11.png)
Too soon for me bruda
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>10.69
Nice |
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Pipe dreams A 'trillion' dollar company that bleeds 1.5 billion year?
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as I said, I am not stating that they will be a trillion dollar company. I am saying that they could go anywhere from bankrupt to 1 trillion in 10 years, depending on execution. How well they execute, well, that’s really a guess and n... |
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Because it's my trading history too
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There must be dozens of us. |
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What were you thinking on Ford? Holy fuck m8
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That I’m not a pussy. |
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What more are you expecting to happen, didn’t all the trade war and currency shit peak already?
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that's when it spikes, when you are thinking hey the worst is over |
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RIP in peace in rest
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rest my life into peaces |
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Are you talking about the vehicle name or something else?
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Do uber drivers not normally blow you? I might be doing my side job wrong |
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Well dont tell me i didnt warn ya buddy
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You were right. But, to use this as a learning experience, what did I do wrong / what should I have been looking for? Bc every daily indicator still says there should be a small correction at least. |
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Is it this guy,
Options as a Strategic Investment: Fifth Edition https://www.amazon.com/dp/0735204659/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_z3CDBbVAATMY5
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Yes |
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At least you're not that dude that bet 440k on earnings, actual_potato or whatever. He missed becoming a multimillionaire by like 3 months.
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Yeah we both had the right idea but not the right timing. Such is life with options |
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Do not fucking say that
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Yeah, stay away from my kids. Damn. |
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$185 call exp 9/7
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Just dropped to 174 RIP |
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dislike
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I can’t find any obvious news to the dip and I want to average down on my spread. |
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Volume
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This is the correct answer. I got trapped in some Disney calls 2 years out. There is no liquidity and bid/ask spread can be horrendous
That being said, if you're fine having your money tied up for 2 years, by all means, do it |
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Lmao last month
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6 red days in a row ? when was the last time that happened ? 1996 ? |
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Ok bro
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I'm not your bro, pal. |
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Oh, that sounds kinda dope.
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He's lying, it's shitty department store that apparently people like to shop at.
I'm taking that stein idea though. |
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You were right. But, to use this as a learning experience, what did I do wrong / what should I have been looking for? Bc every daily indicator still says there should be a small correction at least.
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Well volume is the best indicator i use. If theres a strong move out of resistance on high volume, its us... |
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Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get them up.
For some laughs, I was opened up 1%, was down 8.5% in an hour, and an hour after that I was up 11%, and I'm at up 3% right now. Just crazy stupid.
Literally a minute later. Up 5%.
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I was up 40% 2 weeks ago now I'm down %40. Thanks NVDA, SHOP, FB. |
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[my explanation to my friend](https://imgur.com/WgvRUCy.jpg)
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Dude, one text bubble. Unless you're a 16 year old white girl, put all your sentences into one text bubble. |
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Edit 2: 1 year 4 months...
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Reading is hard... |
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You say they are undervalued but you dont know by how much?
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Literally no one knows or could know, all we have is price. Value is an abstract concept based on a majority consensus. If you think it's possible to know the objective value of a stock you should read 'the most important thing illuminated'. If... |
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Heavy civil unrest, for real? What are you talking about?
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alright that was an exaggeration, but look at everything thats been happening, shit's brewing and a strong catalyst like a heavy economic slowdown can cause things to go crazy. The people in charge aren't blind to this, they wont let it go on til... |
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“This is good for MU”
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Can a company short itself, because that would actually be good for MU |
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Don't you mean $MU?
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#Triggered. |
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#BIG DICK CAPITAL
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bdc llc. |
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It's not looking good fam
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Well you win some you lose some I guess |
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I want myself to be able to speak about my losses with such a smirk. My portfolio is around 100k, but I'm still weak and keep most of it in cash :(
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OTM, give you time to be right and not as boring as holding a stock. |
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I'm working off 2017's numbers. Which are consistent with it's past performance over the last decade.
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Something something works until it doesn't. |
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Ignorance is expensive.
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painful too. gotta be tough to be stupid |
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my options are my children, I'm not going to put them down, I'll just hold them close until they expire worthless
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Just like your real life children are worthless! :) |
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really? the time the company would make back the money if you bought it its useless? okay
what are those other useful metrics then?
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Not anything you'll find at the bottom of robinhood. If you want a fundamental investment perspective look into cash flow. Growth is all that matters. |
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but most stocks do respect the PE quite a lot. normally companies with little to no growth have 15-20 and the such
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These guys are absolute idiots, its all about current and future earnings, Walmart is poised to do white well in the ecomerce space, going forward, in 10-20 years, they will likely be makin... |
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Hold on to your butthole this is gonna be a wild one
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My guess is MU will land around 51 by exp and my option will be worthless by like .5% |
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yikes
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Feeling pretty good right now, just sold at +110% |
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Lmao cat food is expensive tho
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Fuckers eat better than I do |
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Could have had much more fun bowling...
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Niko, its your cousin why don't you take me bowling. |
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So you're the reason it crashes every 5 minutes
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I think thats because you have too much gay porn on there |
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No
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Yes |
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I am too poor, I meant all time highs as in those were my gains not money that I actually had started with.
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Prove it |
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Where you can die alone in a field scattered with empty buffalo sauce bottles
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Not the worst way to go. |
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Stocks give you the money, but then you have to use that money for what's useful in life
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Yachts? |
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Miss him already
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where did he go |
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How are you holding up?
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long $ROPE
at least I didn’t panic sell yesterday... how bout you? |
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With Robinhood now allowing pre-market and after-hour trading I would think it's slightly less risky now to hold through earnings since you can sell during them now
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You can’t sell options when the market is closed |
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I use the Walmart ship-to-store all the time. They boxed and shipped my $1.50 bag of black beans. Amazon level losses here!
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Lol my mom gets 35 pound bags of dog food delivered. And they offer $10 off for slower shipping. Huge losses there |
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You mean building ghost cities to boost up GDP?
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I mean, the government is moving people in from the countrysides. Raising their standard of living dramatically |
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no.
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pls |
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190k is not that much money for someone in their 40/50s especially if they're fucking around in an IRA
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If someone makes it to their 40/50s with that much cash, they should know bettah. |
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My man!
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I shouldn't have done this.... |
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Ya, your 8/31 expiration might help, though I would have felt more comfortable at 260.
Mine expired tomorrow so I was ok closing early and just booking decent profit.
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Massacred. |
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I see nothing wrong with dead baby jokes or the Saw movies, but you cross the line when a dog dies
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John Wick thought so too |
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Azure is eating into AWS more and more, it's the shining star of MSFTs portfolio and there's tons of growth room left in the space.
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Lol the same people calling MSFT crap are the same ones chasing MU calls, def should be taking advice from these peeps |
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That was a gamble. Celebration of nearly getting back to even.
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Your celebration of breaking even was to put yourself back in the hole? That's pretty rich. |
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Well the man did set up a wonderful porn engine. He'll be remembered for that.
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Have Bing changed something about their search engine? It used to work spectacularly for me, but like year ago it changed and kept showing moderate results even after turning off safe search, so I've been reduced to using Goo... |
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No skin in the game tho, or you’d be broke lol
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Made me three grand last earnings *shrug*
First time playing options |
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Join the club!
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did you buy protective puts? I picked up some 9/21 $50C, 8/24 $52C (my lotto tickets) and some 10/19 $43 put for protection. |
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not even as insane as the guy who bought a $1000 amazon put. i remember the top comment too: 'bezos could reveal himself as a reptilian and eat a baby on live tv and amazon still wouldn't go to 1000'
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I'd buy more Amazon tbh |
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That's literally what the saying means. You'll win a lot of pennies, but one loss will steamroll you.
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I'm new at selling options. Tell me more about this steamroller. |
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U
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D |
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Obviously free money for who ever sold you those options
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9/21 there’s still a chance |
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I wonder how much it costs to live there.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Large+Cap+Dr,+Henderson,+NV+89074/@36.0332956,-115.0413442,18.25z/
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Looks like it's shitty apartment buildings on the outskirts of Vegas. You could blow up your whole portfolio on Chinese meme stocks and still afford it. |
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That's why you're the judge and I'm the ...law-talking guy
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What branch of engineering do you work in my guy |
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We didn't understand :(
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Did you read their last 10-k? They have less than 500k cash left - I'm surprised this shit is still floating at $6 |
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O o f. They beat expectations so maybe we’ll see a reversal. I saw them drop off a cliff just now.
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Yeah they beat it so. Hopefully
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FUCKING STOP
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F |
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when did you purchase this?
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August 8, 2018 at 3.56PM
Looked like the start of a short-term weak trend to me. Down 7%+ since. Complete luck as all gambling victories are. ;) |
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I got in EOD yesterday when it hit its lower resistance, quick 50% gain, sold at open. Coulda held longer and made more but this market changes its mind too quickly, now I TAEK TAEK TAEK wat I can get my hands on
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I'm proud of you son. I'd take 50% any day, especially in a volatile market like you said. |
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AMAT did the same thing. Double beat, warn, and crash.
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I went pretty heavy on both lol I’m glad I’m a young boy with a 3k portfolio lmfao. |
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I don't play long term stuff especially in such a speculative sector it is a complete crapshoot. I'd say hold off on it for sure. Probably more downside next few days IMO. ACB is a diluted pig and an amalgamation of so many disparate parts I honestly don't see them doing well long term but by next April who know... |
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Then you post a screenshot of your autism like everyone else does.
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Lol. Exactly like I imagined. |
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I'm pretty new to this sub, why the hell is MU such a meme?!
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MU has an average analyst price target of 80, yet it trades under $50, it is severely undervalued based on all valuation metrics. Only risk is MU is in a sector that is prone to boom/bust cycles. |
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Shoulda listened to you
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:( |
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get the 4x dude wtf is 2x that is pussy shit
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Didnt know they had a 4x. Brb headed to h-mart. |
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I think this is a sure bet. I'm a little concerned gaming is low due to people waiting for next gen. But guidance on next gen chips may be very good.
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both were up https://s22.q4cdn.com/364334381/files/doc_financials/quarterly_reports/2019/Q219/Rev_by_Mkt_Qtrly_Trend_Q219.pdf |
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Is that why the stock was up 7% today? Or was that mews released after hours?
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came out around two. got me some calls cause that's big news for all the destitute autistic kids allergic to peanuts and shit. |
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So far Q1 & Q2 beat, and dropped AH. Only difference is that this time, it was bad guidance compared to missed expectations on Data Center growth Q1 - maybe iT'lL bE dIfFerEnT nEXt TiMe?!
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missing on any wall st estimation is viable to fuck up your ER which is why they dropped last time. Lowering you... |
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Proud new owner of bags!
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Could be worst things to be holding.
Sold a few $242 puts awhile but can't believe it might get assigned but I might just buy to close. When is your expiry.
Nvm they will probably exercise it early. |
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You and me both dude
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Us three |
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Damn even the battery went red
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From OP nervously checking RH every 30 minutes. |
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You could sell 300$ calls expiring tomorrow, sounds like easy money
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I sold some iron condors so I need at least a minor recovery here but overall in good shape for tomorrow |
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Except Macys and JCPenney and Sears and GAP and .... :)
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Macy's actually had a good quarter following the stock doubling in 8 months. They're only really down on redesign costs and I'm pretty content with them. GPS has had a decent year too, although DDS less so.
JCP and SHLD aren't really companies... |
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Insiders know before us rip
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It’s a strategy to hold until right before earnings for the run up
Facebook ran up and then had a last second buy before close and look how that worked out, I think it’s all what the market perceived is going to happen |
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Lol fidelity is a much better and more professional app than Robin hood. Maybe not in the WSB context, but it's a much better broker
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I'm sure it is, but I'll be damned if I get charged for gambling. It's like going to the casino and using the house atm to take out $20 at a time and keep on going back to... |
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u fukt
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Nah, it's fine rebound tomorrow |
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Here i was extremely anxious about my 1240 calls expiring 9/14
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Ah, you still have your whole life ahead of you. |
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He sold before the bell I bet. Dumped on some other poor shlepp
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I sure hope he did. |
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