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Why tf is NVIDIA taking a massive shit?? They just beat earnings by almost 20%
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F |
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I really hope sooo
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nah its boned. though if anyone is holding Nov+ expiry they are probably okay for the next adventure. |
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Honest question for you, and let's have a discussion. What do you think you're doing when you're buying 1 share/stock of a company?
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Losing $10. |
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Good thing 80% of my portfolio is all tech!
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AMZN alone is like 1/3 of my portfolio lol |
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U
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N |
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G
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O |
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i didn't know I wanted this until now
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Still a lot less weird than jack ma's conferences |
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https://i.imgur.com/KXDbRVg.jpg
Sold first thing at a modest profit. Not as many tendies as I would’ve hoped for for how well they beat
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Yeah I told myself I'd sell first in the morning but I was in the car when it peaked. By the time I got to work it had dipped. Then I kept hoping it would come bac... |
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Profit is profit.
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I feel like I make this comment more than I should have to when it comes to a bunch of seasoned investors. |
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Just threw in for 1000 shares
My only worry is the CEO reminded me of Ramsay Boulton.
Better not get my dick cut off for this trade mah man
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Good luck friend! No sure thing of course but momentum, management, financials all seem to be for us. |
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I'm down 80%
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Same bb |
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Gains are gains
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Not a single person has went broke selling for a profit every time
Can someone check my math |
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Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, maybe I am.
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I don’t know anymore... |
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> put calls
Choose one
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don't tell him how to live his life |
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What just happened
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He forgot to change to his other account |
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Dude, one text bubble. Unless you're a 16 year old white girl, put all your sentences into one text bubble.
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Depends who you are texting/iming some people have the attention span of a gnat and won't read a message that long. |
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All Moviepass is known for right now is shitty blackouts and a 250-to-1 reverse split. Not sure even the name is worth much.
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Yeah to investors, not to the general public that actually use it. I remember when it came out and half of Reddit was a talking about it. I think the rights to the trademark of th... |
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[Found this baddie at Walmart last night](http://news.mit.edu/sites/mit.edu.newsoffice/files/images/2017/Lisa-Su-AMD-MIT-00_0.jpg)
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You wish fam |
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River North?
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AY LOGAN SQUARE FOR US BROKE FUCKS |
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Plus you get to meet all sorts of new people when you're sucking their dick for $10
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Wow, look at Mr. Richie Rich over here making a whole $10 per dick. |
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In for a couple 9/21 $48 as well. Fuck it. Might be alright.
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Well. This did not go alrighh |
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Let's get it!
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Are we fukd? |
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It's ass. No one know goes there
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Lots of old people go there. Really not bad actually. |
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\*parents with a good job
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government daddy with a job? |
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Umm there cloud software Azure jumped in revenue by 85% last earnings and linkden is doing well too so Idk what you are talking about
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I don't even know what azure is, never heard of it, and linked in will die with rest of social media over next 10 years. |
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This didn’t age well.
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Didn’t buy it thank God. |
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Your celebration of breaking even was to put yourself back in the hole? That's pretty rich.
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You see. Gambling is not about winning. It is about losing. |
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I can’t think of a better way to blow 10k in one day.
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I can think of 100 better ways I’d use 10 grand than to buy otm fds expiring the next day. |
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You must be new.
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Lurker :/ lol |
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Because selling covered calls are 100x less risky than just buying calls. The call seller tends to have an advantage and can't lose anything other than opportunity cost. The call buyer loses his premium when he's wrong.
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Wait, isn't this wallstreetbets? |
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you think the guys running HMNY didn't reward themselves handsomely for being such good businessmen?
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Depending on how you define 'handsomely', then yeah, maybe. |
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His options call would expire worthless. Losses the initial 7xx$ he put in when he bought the 4
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So who buys the contract/options from him though? Why would anyone buy the contract outright? Wouldn't they just purchase the 100 shares on their own? Sorry, I'm autistic.
I just don't get the $768 that... |
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He won and I'm happy for him but buying calls because a similar company beat earnings and because you don't think the stock can do down much more than it already has isn't really smart DD
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As good as any other tbh, it's fuckin stock market |
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It just feels to me that AMAT DRAM segment revenue going down should be good for MU because that means the memory makers are less likely to get into an oversupply situation.
I’m probably missing something.
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the other side of that is demand is lowered. Its a guessing situation at this point. Id take... |
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Def not the best. Check out /r/churning for a 3%+ back card and better offers for points cards
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That sounds great, but I'm not seeing any three percent cards and I haven't seen any that are as good as a flat 2% cash with no annual fee. |
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Banned
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How so |
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what do you call it when you have 17B earnings in 2015 and 14B in 2017?
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Why does it matter? If revenue is so important in those years, why is 2015 down most of the year and then 2017 is up most of the year? |
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Got in $DUST ~2 months ago; shares/January 2019 calls @$47; up 125% this month from that alone. Obviously no one knows when/where this will stop exactly, so why guess $1125? I mean, obviously I hope you're right, but is there a particular reason you think it'll hit that?
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Technical resistance at 1125 th... |
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Wait, the earnings call is in roughly 2-3 hours, after trading.
Wouldn't we know if he lost it all just from the earnings report? Bad earnings = OP is royally screwed.
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Yeah OP is royally screwed. |
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Generally gold does better in times of economic uncertainty. People stop believing in the dollar and flock to gold as it’s known to hold its value longer. Granted I don’t think that’s the overall market sentiment at the moment, but I think that’s what the OP of this thread was referencing.
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I just dont r... |
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Foot locker?
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no one else keeps stock of it |
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C'mon man, it's not a condom.
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Happy cake day son!
Mom & Dad |
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The fact that they're only sometimes shitty is one of the best compliments I've ever received
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I bet 'you give great blowjobs' is something you've heard before... |
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Okay, maybe 4 - 1/2 months
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This is more reasonable |
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Damn son, do me next what would $300 in one of those jew drip accounts be with Amazon?
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Ok I have to ask, wtf is a jew drip |
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I wish I did. Missed it, thinking of one final chase but I’m looking for a better exit today. I’m autistic when it comes to amazon. Lol.
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Oh no dude. I bought this call at the end of the day in case AMZN skyrockets. Was only $90. Had I held that $5600 would now be just over $600 |
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[OP’s balls](https://i.imgur.com/lqMISeV.jpg)
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That was the riskiest click of the day |
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why do you even bother coming to these threads if youre not gonna answer anything
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To express my disappointment in the community. |
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>10.69
Nice
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A subtle kek from a fallen angel echoes the disemboweled remains of my portfolio. |
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Definitely. Where do you get your info on BA?
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Robinhood is absolute trash for Boeing. I like Zacks or yahoo finance a lot but Zacks always comes through.
Also I live in Seattle so It’s local news when things happen at the Renton airport. |
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Wrong. Good cannabis is hard to grow and all the dispensaries usually have lines from open to close. I'll see you at the bank!
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Lmao the funniest part of that comment is that banking is a massive issue for dispensaries |
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The priest nibbles it off with their teeth
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[https://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes/index.html)
It's all fun and games till the baby gets herpes.... |
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Ken's story is not unusual.
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Not unusual till drop 190k? I'm living in the wrong kind of way. |
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I believe in multiple stages of hell, and this is the bottom:
https://streamable.com/h6do7
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I'd rather hang myself in the closet with a shoelace. |
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fuck you sound so smart please fuck me
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I reserve that for Kendra Lust 👍🏻 |
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305 calls? Dude, how long have you been sitting on those calls? Damn that's some $$$$
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Shit I meant 505, I wish I had 305 calls lol |
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What’s a Tesla
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A Saudi Arabian car company |
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Please lift my MU calls out from the depths of hell.
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You don’t like money anyway. |
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Mostly because you could work with less capital and get higher returns but it also has higher risks :)
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ah, thanks bud |
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.01 until it expires tomorrow. That's $17 he can use to buy a solid last meal before checking out.
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no way he can sell them even for that price. |
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I think it is five weeks prior to earnings they cannot purchase share. 5 weeks is next Tuesday.
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what if theyre planning to purchase after earnings cuz they know theyre about to get buttraped on earnings report |
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I guess we are all analysts
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More like anal-ists, amirite?
I'll see myself out |
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i need the seconds as well here for accuracy.
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Also the time zone |
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WAIT MOTHERFKER
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Same shit said last ER, yet we are still here |
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They do, but unfortunately for you they don't sell extra small.
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I assume that's the only size they sell actually |
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Now I am lol
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You were already poor
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Why do you all leverage your livelihoods on such faggotry. If one of you retards kill yourselves I’m shitting on your casket
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Go back to /r/personalfinance |
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Gayyyyyy
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[ha!](https://media.giphy.com/media/8fxad4tvqIzwk/giphy.gif) |
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It's the punctuation that throws me for a loop. Clownpenis fart makes sense.
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https://www.popsugar.com/love/SNL-Skit-Clownpenisfart-1965732 |
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There is hope but I'd bet against you.
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So my 275 9/21s have hope also?? |
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Ewww do you guys have running water up there?
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Yeah but it’s full of lead and dengue fever. We’ve started eating the rats just to fill our stomachs |
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From OP nervously checking RH every 30 minutes.
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every 30 minutes? those are rookie numbers. |
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Ok I have to ask, wtf is a jew drip
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Isn't it called a drip account where you put money in and they let you buy fractional shares or something. Idk man I just threw in jew because it felt right. |
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Why does it matter? If revenue is so important in those years, why is 2015 down most of the year and then 2017 is up most of the year?
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revenue in 2015 was 485B in 2018 its estimated to be 500B. accounting for inflation thats negative revenue growth |
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I'm new at selling options. Tell me more about this steamroller.
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read about xiv |
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MU has an average analyst price target of 80, yet it trades under $50, it is severely undervalued based on all valuation metrics. Only risk is MU is in a sector that is prone to boom/bust cycles.
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Dont listen to this. I got baited by the very same reasoning, which is logical, but this stock is anything b... |
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Depending on how you define 'handsomely', then yeah, maybe.
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Look at the financials. There's millions in SG&A expenses suddenly showing up. That's going to management |
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Oh no dude. I bought this call at the end of the day in case AMZN skyrockets. Was only $90. Had I held that $5600 would now be just over $600
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Yeah... it’s bad. Lol. Averaged down hoping for a pop enough to lower my loss. It was already so high. |
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Then 8/17 MU $90
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now you're just being hurtful |
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So who buys the contract/options from him though? Why would anyone buy the contract outright? Wouldn't they just purchase the 100 shares on their own? Sorry, I'm autistic.
I just don't get the $768 that OP paid going into the pot, but he gains $3250 on the back-end of it.
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someone out there thinks ... |
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Wow, look at Mr. Richie Rich over here making a whole $10 per dick.
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In all fairness, that $10 includes swallowing. |
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If $HMNY goes to $1800/share you'll be so loaded
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Ah yes, the classic 359-bagger |
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Not the worst way to go.
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I feel like honeymustard/ buffalo is a metaphor for Bear/bull... can we adopt this as lingo now? |
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Instead of Amazon Weeklys get Apple Leaps.
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*Inefficient Use of Capital: Chapter 1* |
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Haven’t followed them in a while. What’s the word with them nowadays?
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Just got approved for generic epi-pen. |
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Sounds OK. If MU earnings stay flat for the next five years, what should the company be worth? A 5% YoY price decrease will result in significant earnings increases due to not only cost reductions outpacing ASP decline but increased capacity so selling more bits. Mind boggling.
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Sometimes I wonder if ... |
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Thank you for the DD. So we have a solid three trading days to light candles at the Papa Sanjay altar before it’s goodbye tendies for all Sept and Oct bagholders?
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Micron ER 9/25. By Oct, we MUun or ROPE. |
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But no more 30 Rock
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And no Always Sunny |
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#**BRING BACK `STONK`**
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#wewantstonk |
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Both atvi and ea have their worst quarters in the winter be careful I'd get puts when it hits 75 or a little less. Video game companies are the highest in the summer when they advertise new games check the graphs rather than the winter
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Video game companies have their worst Q's in the second half of the ... |
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U
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N |
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Averaging down means to be putting more money into this sinking ship, to lower your average cost, in hopes of it rebounding and turning a profit or reducing your losses.
Honestly, if you didn't know what that was you probably shouldn't be playing with options.
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Ohhhhhh, k. What if you don't sell and... |
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I should have just bought a hooker...
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$229 hookers are the best. |
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The cost of cable is $100+ including ads....
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Idk. I just think they'd start showing ads or jack up the price before giving up profitability. It's the lowest common denominator in terms of streaming tv. Yeah it has some crappy shows but it's the just like the crappy music you hear on the radio. LCD alway... |
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I wonder why would it? Ryzen 1 & 1+ are already very successful so i think ryzen 2 should only really improve amds market share
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I'm not saying 7nm is going to flop. More like AMD has reached meme status where when the market drops 1% AMD is no longer dropping 3-5% like the good o days. I think it's ... |
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hey dont fucking yell this is a place of mourning
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Why buy back a small portion of the shares for $10B when you can crater the share price and buy back *all* of the shares for $10B? |
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Because loosing $5000 is much more painful than not gaining $50000
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my friend after you invest in mu you wish you had their ally account |
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Looks like it's shitty apartment buildings on the outskirts of Vegas. You could blow up your whole portfolio on Chinese meme stocks and still afford it.
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Once you blow up your rh acct, you can reenact Leaving Las Vegas. |
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Idk I don’t want Elon to come sue me for doxxing one of their cars
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*Tesla supercharger network goes down over license plate DDOS attack* |
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I knew my 420 shares of $HEMP would pay off one day. See ya later, poors.
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Try 4000 @ .0179. I’ll hold this until I forget about it or it actually does something for me |
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