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Detroit bitch
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Fenkell and Telegraph, talk shit & get hit bitch |
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VXX, ERs, and IPOs.
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Nice habitual gambler making money I like it. Keep us in the loop don't forget we also like when people lose. |
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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] every single time
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* When WSB celebrates = sell and never look back.
* When WSB cries = load up and prepare to make it rain.
It's almost as if retail investors are the last in/out... |
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High IQ
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OP has also read the 'trick the market' post. |
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On one hand, if we cut the bullshit posts down too much we don't have enough content. On the other, posts like this one are literally making me retarded. This makes me fit in better here. Maybe this is exactly how WSB is supposed to work?
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i mean this sub seems pretty active. Filter out retarded posts a... |
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are we we?
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oui oui |
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Elon is that you? 😢
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Plane ticket secured. |
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Holy fuck. Being down almost 100% (1.5K - don't kill me WSB, it's just my fun money) on a call is making me sick. The balls on some of these people.
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If 1500 makes you sick you shouldn't be in the markets |
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Because the sum of the parts is worth significantly more than the whole. Especially when it comes to real estate. However, as Lampert divests this stuff, he needs to think about preference claims in a bankruptcy as well as fraud claims. So he's keeping this dead horse rolling on wheels.
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So maybe he c... |
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it's gone straight sideways since earnings. my calls are up like 1 percent.ha
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It's been consolidating, plus Cramer said buy. With the extra volume from his followers it will definitely go towards the upsideof the ever so tightening channel lol |
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Entered around 240 this morning knowing the presentation. Bought 2 $250 8/24 and 3 $252.5 calls. Luckily enough I sold at the peak before it came back down. I know it’s not as impressive as some of yalls wins. But as someone who’s only been trading 6 months I’ve never had a trade of 200% or more gains. Very happ... |
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When did you sold and what strike? I bought 242.5 this morning for 600$ and sold at 1800$
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I bought 2 contracts, one $245 and one $250. My fucking day job got in the way of selling at the opportune time. I ended up getting out sometime between 2:30 and 3pm. I need to figure out a good strategy for traili... |
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What TEVA are you holding? Strike prices
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I have 9/07 $26 calls. Won't take much more upwards momentum to finish ITM. |
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it’s because I bought Aurora 7.50 puts on friday
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Thank you for your sacrifice. |
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Two months ago when I turned 18.
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You made $59,000 in two months? |
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Whats APPL?
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A shitty REIT actually. |
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How much IV bump do you think?
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Maybe 20% |
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I am reading off the paper, and I still add uhms and 'u know' not by purpose because I am an autist
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We are ALL autists on this blessed day |
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Depends on time difference between them. But in general, ur right, this would be higher risk, but would help if it goes sideways, and offset additional losses if it goes down. And if it increases, but by less than the short position, it gets closer to the original position that the option was purchased for. As... |
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Heavy puts on $ADP , they're a hiring staff company. Recession means no jobs.
$ADP puts = Free Money
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Heavy calls on ADP. No jobs means you’ll pay ADP for staffers because you don’t have the time or manpower to interview 2000 desperate candidates.
/s because this sub is getting weak on spotti... |
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Good luck!
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Thanks you too. |
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link for science
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I warned you. https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/98ie5g/nsfl_lady_probably_on_drugs_naked_on_the_street/ |
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Eh I made it out with 50% gains on 200x forex because the Turkish lira took a nose dive and anyone looking at the chart alone could see it's not sustainable and will correct. Shorted EUR/TRY and USD/TRY and was my first time making a forex trade... Am I autistic yet?
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You're saying you bought Lira on 200... |
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That's the one!
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I bought 300 shares as a gamble yolo |
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what year are you
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5th |
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If he were to resign under a non-positive light, -40% minimum.
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You see a positive way for him to resign?
Best case scenario, he rides out the storm quietly and resigns under the radar to focus on SpaceX or a new thing. |
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>I’m ready to not be retarded
So you think ur better than us, or what??
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Well I’m ready for it... do I think it’ll happen, not likely. Ya know “one of us” and all |
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I think it’s very interesting, how the market is a composite of the stocks it indexes, but the index is affected by support and resistance just as much as the stocks it tracks.
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I’m ashamed to admit I have no idea how this works. Like by design it is supposed to track SPX. Maybe that’s fairly easy to acc... |
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True. I guess that depends on how many MoviePass users went to AMC and how often they went. I was also speaking more to how this could succeed where MoviePass failed.
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Theaters gotta get butts in seats. Moviepass was great for them, and some sort of subscription model makes a ton of sense. Concessions go... |
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[dont listen to an analyst](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/moviepass-investors-tell-horror-stories-of-shares-dropping-99-percent-down-100000-2018-8)
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Makes me want to buy some now |
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Tried to let you guys know about this when it was only up 15% this morning but mods removed the post twice due to “lack of information”.. sorry. Selling tomorrow when it bounces off top BB.
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The mods do this because if we all gained a shit ton of money, nobody would shitpost here. It's a catch 22 |
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Because they want to take profit and move on.
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These shorts want to see Tesla burn to the ground. They aren't taking profits and this price level. |
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probably has a lisp like milo y
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Explains how they could just hear it in his voice. |
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Looked like a screenshot from a iPhone 4. Long $MU cause they’re clearly focused on building DRAM more than on web design.
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Dev here. [Micron's mobile site is fine](http://imgur.com/qP3YYRJ). Please short. I want in for ER sub $50, please. |
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The ratio we used at a restaurant was the cost of the bottle was what we sold a glass for. This offsets the case that we open a bottle and never pour another glass.
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So if the bottle cost $30 you'd sell a glass for $30?
Does not compute |
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Fenkell and Telegraph, talk shit & get hit bitch
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I saw a guy unapologetically take a shit at the bus stop in front of that gas station on Fenkell and Telegraph. It's not the area to be dicking around. |
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Fuck him and fuck you.
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:( |
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For sure. I always thought of MU as a strong long term play, and wanted to make a quick flip off a weekly put. Thanks for the TA.
Edit : -_-
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First one is free fam no problem |
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Lockup period doesn't expire until 9/19 though
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No, lockup expires on Thursday and the downward move from fear of expiration seems to be already way overblown |
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Just trying to get back some of that ER money
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Hmmm that is some. |
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I'm fine
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Good to hear from you. Glad you’re doing okay. |
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Call at 52w low
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That’s just frankly retarded |
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How’d you like that IQ action today?
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i only have a few shares in it, i got out of my calls a while ago. I'm in JD and BABA mostly now |
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I’m fine, I was speaking off the cuff. First option play after starting to trade last year. Gotta learn to take a punch sometime.
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So paper trading isn’t a thing? |
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Nothing will run Pupg at a decent fps, can't fix shit code with hardware upgrades.
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Tell that to ORCL. |
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> (this is WSB and I don't owe any of you shit unless you're buying ATVI to save my calls)
I own a few hundred shares of ATVI. What do you owe me bitch?
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I don't suck dick without proof |
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That’s cute that you think this is the bottom. There’s still plenty of room for 5 consecutive -3% days starting tomorrow.
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Thursday's just a day away, and then there's pinned-at-max-pain Friday. |
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Automation will kill a number of jobs, for sure (it already has in the manufacturing sector), but any reduction in human capital that stems from increased automation will likely be offset by people finding other shit to do to make money.
When sexbots become a thing, though, we're all doomed.
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> w... |
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Dude. Have you ever heard of a publicly traded company on the NYSE without a website?
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[Berkshire Hathaway barely qualifies](http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/) |
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How can I calculate the total amount of money invested? I'm new to options lol. 50 calls means 50 contracts so 50 x 100 shares?
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Ok but this is actually embarrassing. The screenshot clearly says he gained $19k even, and his equity is $22,900.
> How can I calculate the total amount of money inves... |
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9/21 50C is sub 1.50. Snap them boys before IV adjusts. 7% move from close today and we’re ITM
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Lol expecting MU to move up 7%.
It'll sooner go *down* by 17%. |
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stock went high real fast. wouldnt be unusual for profit taking on earnings even if they dont miss. also, really high PE and their earnings are the same as 2016 yet their stock price doubled
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Yet only 4% short interest |
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Depends
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Cream of the fucking crop here, lads. |
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Lol me too and I make almost 100k just suck ass at saving
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I make 40k and have a baby so she pretty much eats all the money that isn't spent on rent. |
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https://imgur.com/3QVIWf5.jpg
Spelled my name wrong but whatever. I'll follow up tomorrow if Nick's full of shit
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Did you spell your name wrong in your application? |
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I bought a few cheap otm puts on tjx....shits up 50% ytd and i havent seen a marshalls bag in my house in months...i feel like unless they beat top and bottom and guide higher its gonna sell off.....but who the fuck am i....
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I wish you luck! I did calls on Kohl's cuz I felt it was largely neglected by ... |
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“ I’m rich”
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I’m not... |
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Seems legit
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Ballsack secured |
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V
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I |
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Nope, Kohl's to the moon
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Fall |
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Just buy now. When it splits, it'll just start creeping up again. You'll get more shares in the long run if you buy before the split. [Most companies that forward split outperform the market](https://finance.zacks.com/stock-price-typically-up-after-forward-split-1189.html).
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I'm still kind of learning. I... |
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When would you sell. I'm think if it gets to 260 end of week I'm out.
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It won't |
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Went down to -990
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As in you we’re down $990 from your starting position or you were trading on margin and had (-$990) in your account? |
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If people think they get ripped off on popcorn and candy, they really should take a look at the cost of a glass of wine there. It's gotta be a 200% premium or something
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I've never understood people who actually pay for alcohol at theatres. Just put it in a flask or water bottle and smuggle it up your an... |
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yea, I don't blame them one bit tbh
delivering pizza is shady enough as it is. Easy af target too, can literally call them out to a position you want them.
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Not worth getting jacked by a bunch hungry thugs for tip money. |
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They're not scientists, they're just hype fuck boys.
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But they're our hype fuck boys |
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I like it
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Have you tried to close multi leg options?
Do you have any LEAPs that spike and dip wildly because some dickhead had a super high bid?
It’s just super un refined. You get what you pay for I guess |
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> no game has adopted ray tracing yet
Battlefield V, Shadow of the tomb rader, and Metro Exodus were doing demos of utilizing ray tracing in their games throughout the entire twitch stream.
https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/20-series/
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Then how come in this demo they didn’t share FPS im... |
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Because you don't have the no-autism version of a keyboard
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Autismn't keyboard |
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You got a link?
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It’s ... just a feature. Look at bottom of screen where it says ‘ Pine Editor’ and refer to their reference docs. Very neat |
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Were you born this gay or did it happen over time?
We all proudly call ourselves autistic. How is that hate?
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It's a common symptom, he's obv just too autist to recognize humor. |
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ideas for shorts this week ?
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Red Robin
Was watching TheStockGuy on twitch yesterday, and he showed pretty good DD |
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Who gives a shit, I am tired of some jackass at a realty office having a key to my front door. Fuck last year the realty office even decided they needed to cut down all the trees around my unit 'for saftey' and my damn electric bill went up 25$.
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Have you tried not being poor? |
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Should have signed off with 'Funding secured.'
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It's rumored that saying the phrase 'funding secured' automatically puts you on the no-fly list now.
Imagine some of the Saudi funding is from the Bin Laden family. Could a stock get any more meme at that point? |
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Understatement of the century. Musk is Tesla, the same for SpaceX. You lose Musk, the allure of the brand goes with him.
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Spacex seems far less part of the cult of personality. I could see it thriving without him. |
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If 1500 makes you sick you shouldn't be in the markets
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Lose that again and boom u set for taxes for 2018 |
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Hey man i never said its a good stock but this sub is for yolos and tendies
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I made money on HMNY and RIOT; I can't judge you for playing F (especially since you timed that bitch so well). I just like shitting on F because it's trash. Cheers. |
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Being that this young man is highly unlikely to repeat this next year, he would benefit from deferring some of this capital gain into the next tax year. Not sure how he would go about that in America.
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By not selling. If he made this in options, I don't think there's any way to push the taxes off. |
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Feel like anything below the 20 SMA seems like a deal so under $19.57. It has been testing that $20 mark and past few days. It has dipped in the morning then rallied back. This might be the break out day.
TL;DR: Stocks go up and down. Please don't trust me.
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I've played that 19.xx dip a few times an... |
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This is too fucking good op.
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Thank you my good sir! |
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This is bad for MU
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Everything is bad for $MU |
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She probably bought it close to $20k because “it’s going up, it’s gonna keep going up obviously”
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Yea but wouldn’t that have been in the winter? If you bought in September-October you made a killing.. |
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Seems like you don't know what a debate is
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You don't know what a debate is either.
You are throwing baseless speculation out that apple is going to just rollever and die, no longer print money.
That ain't a debate bro. |
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Sorry for my noob question but how did he gain 487% from NVidia? Its stocks didn't move 4 times since yesterday. Also what app is that?
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Youre joking right? |
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Wrong. Equity includes the gains. Equity minus gains = $3900
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Wrong. Equity is how much money is leftover when you sell your house and payoff your mortgage and payday lender. |
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These cucks give a 5% chance it goes private. Simultaneously they say fundamentals have never been better. We have reached peak FUD
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Thats rich coming from the king of MU FUD himself |
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Shit man he's right I should load up on Mu 90c September's.
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You don't have to move out of MSFT to stop averaging down. Just buy Msft leaps with better Greeks as Msft moves against you. |
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Hey actually weed is a pretty good investment
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Like farmers are just super rich /s |
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NFLX. Lmao the most overvalued company by a long-shot.
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Its overvalued because people buy it like crazy, meaning daily oversold was practically free money |
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Before going public jack ma spun out the AliPay portion to a separate company which was then rebranded as ant financial. I think they have since allowed baba to purchase 33% of ant financial so I guess there is some exposure to AliPay, but not what I had originally thought.
It goes to show that you should ... |
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> If you can’t appreciate the losses how will you ever be able to really enjoy the gainz.
Yacht, coke and hookers. DUH!
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I don’t think my Poorfolio will ever give me yachts, cocaine and hookers..... it gives me crippling depression and a reason to wake up and go do my day job. |
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Hey great idea! Why wouldn’t the ceo of the most successful company want to take downgrade and be #2 in a smaller company?
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1) Tim wouldn’t have to leave Apple or his role as CEO.
2) Unleashing Tesla’s potential would allow him to step out from Steve Jobs’ shadow a little bit
3) None of us are qual... |
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baba +5% and IQ 28% bought last week, JD, well fuck JD lol
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Stupid fucking JD |
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Haram!
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No no, as long as the leather is not pigskin (or human) and slaughtered properly, it's halal. |
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GTFO vegans can’t get dem tendies
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🅱️egans on suicide watch. |
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He’ll make it work or die trying. I bet the board pushes him out if he doesn’t lay off the twits.
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And it still wouldn't matter since the board will go private anyway.
I don't know how you guys can't see this. |
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Maybe like a literal $0.25 cent profit like that one Malcom in the middle Christmas episode.
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Hey, 25 cents is 25 cents. The profit amount isn't important - the trend is important. |
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Looks like a high school computer class project lol
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In the mid 90s. Surprised that shit isn't hosted by angelfire or geocities |
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I don't know I'm gonna get some insider info for you fags.
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More like inside her info |
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Are you not keeping a list of all the rocks you've ever seen, sorted by gayness?
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Obv |
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