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This is the greatest flair comment ever
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This comment is gayer than Grindr |
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when did you sell
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Waiting till Q3.... I am dumb. |
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Nit looking toooo bad premarket
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Waiting for the words sold out after launch today. |
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Or you know, tear off just one of those four Velodyne HDL-32e LiDAR units on the roof of that thing and your up a cool $29,900.
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This is true as well |
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That happened one town over from where I use to live in Los Angeles. It's pretty common actually.
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yea, I don't blame them one bit tbh
delivering pizza is shady enough as it is. Easy af target too, can literally call them out to a position you want them. |
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You can always short shares but covering will butthurt
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I can't find shares to short apparently.
How are you Su bae? Love the tendies. |
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I still don’t understand how he comes out ahead by lending his failing retailer money. I have no idea how slowly breaking this company apart is at all a good idea for Lampert. Their stores are pathetic shells of their former selves. The one in my city closed, right after Macy’s.
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Because the sum of the p... |
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Hillary hair secured
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Hahaha |
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This. Is Musk goes to jail, you are looking at $20
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>Billionaire
>Serving jail time
Unless you're Bernie Madoff, or the Saudis don't like you, you aren't going to jail. This is fucking America, baby |
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Anyone know what the technicals say regarding msft?
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The technicals say everyone and their mom should buy |
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They bought a company that injects CO2 into water. Pepsi is also on record of “wanting to move away from sugary drinks”. Great, that ties up the uncool soccer mom demographic.
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Naw club soda is all the rage with anorexic insta models aswell |
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can u stop saying appl, it's making me feel offended on a personal level
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AAPL! |
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7.90 to 9.30 scalp lol
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Tried buying 4k of calls this morning. Didn't go thru lul
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Wait... You paid someone to manage money for you, and they put it in XIV?
Or just the general market volatility caused your investments to decrease by $5000?
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yeah... you read that right. They put it in a fund with the word 'STABILITY' in it. That fund was criminally mismanaged. There's now a lawsu... |
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I don't know what the fuck is happening but we need to just stop talking about it. I did buy some calls but holy shit I should've sold my shares and just turned all that into calls, too.
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MU to MUun? |
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I believe that'll get settled before midterms but won't have an effect on V/MA. China stocks, however, should pop hard
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Do you have any positions in Chinese stocks? I'm in JD but thinking of picking something else up for the possible recovery. |
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Trashier than cheating on your wife with a pornstar and making Ben Roethlisberger walk her home?
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Trashier than your deputy director of your party being a Sharia law loving wife beater while the media corruptly ignores it? (and this occurred while he was in office, not long beforehand?)
People aren'... |
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Or an alcoholic that couldn't control even during pregnancy
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hey, my mom always tells me they didn't find out about fetal alcohol syndrome until after i was born. it isn't her fault, she says. |
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Grade A pussy LMAO
what a great way to describe a bangable chick
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Flair checks out. |
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Turned down $30 to say “Rush Theta Chi”
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Should have signed off with 'Funding secured.' |
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Nigga just sell
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Lol this comment may be have convinced me |
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why not go to nov?
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This is /r/wallstreetbets. Go hard or go home |
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The NASDAQ is up when I’m down.
The market hours are my 11pm - 7am or something lmao.
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Hello there my fellow aussie |
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>Billionaire
>Serving jail time
Unless you're Bernie Madoff, or the Saudis don't like you, you aren't going to jail. This is fucking America, baby
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And Bernie only went to jail because he screwed other rich people pretty openly. The only billionaire I can think of who, went to prison, in ... |
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How much you pay your Dom
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Cost me one wedding ring. |
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Seems like he did a spread on one position and then just open calls on the others
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A ratio spread tho? And the different buys on the different strike/expiry combinations makes no sense to me from a greeks standpoint, which is why I was asking. It seems like you'd get a better delta/dollar ratio by pickin... |
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You selling calls?
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No. I want to sell them the price jumps 10% and not have to split the profit with the call buyer. |
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No this is definitely short term
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No, these would be long term gains. The holding period carries over from your original shares.
https://www.bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=221819
NOT TAX ADVICE! |
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The flames from them burning to the ground keep me warm at night
https://imgur.com/PpsRsRk.jpg
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It’s not a lost till you sell!!! Also you shouldn’t be that bad we up to 48! |
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Unlike Musk who called a rescuer only 'a pedo'
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People still admire Musk for his work, unlike Shkreli who tried to fuck over people. |
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He replied last week. He's down like 76k or something.
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Holy fuck. Being down almost 100% (1.5K - don't kill me WSB, it's just my fun money) on a call is making me sick. The balls on some of these people. |
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You sold way too early
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agreed. fuck |
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EZ Game EZ Life
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I like your username..... I will buy some calls too lol |
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I need a new auto depressing F5 key on my keyboard is what your saying
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> auto depressing F5 key
you must become the one |
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Nobody tell him
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Someone tell me. |
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Can confirm. Lost 60% of portfolio
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It will happen |
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First one, then the other.
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Shorts will be getting their shit pushed in come Q3 |
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You will make bank or you will be remembered as a fallen warrior.
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Define make Bank in this sub |
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I really believed that funding secured meant something.
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lol |
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Currently the position that I'm in. I don't know when to get in, but I don't want to miss out, keep in mind there are plenty of weed stocks and that recreational use just got legalized in Canada. Could be a steady rise but don't expect 1000% gains.
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If you don't want to miss out just get in. I'm assuming... |
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They slide into their DMs, fly them over then do butt stuff.
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Elon is that you? 😢 |
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Exactly. There's no stupid gamble I'd rather do other than Nvidia with what remains from that money, so might as well let it ride for a couple more weeks.
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Hope the momentum they just seemingly got from the new card announcement keeps going. |
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I’m already up 140% on my $CGC calls
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Same. 420 2 the moon! |
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the whole market is down. as long as you use proper risk management , youre good.
have set prices you buy at and have a max amount that youre willing to put in.
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Risk management? You sure you're on the right sub? |
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Didn’t want to disappoint my friends and family that watched the episode by sounding as dumb as i really am. If only they knew I tried to play $SWCH right before the last ER.
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You did great dawg, made us proud. |
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I can't find shares to short apparently.
How are you Su bae? Love the tendies.
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> I can't find shares to short apparently.
For Tesla? Who's your broker?
Edit: I'm showing 9 lenders with 75,000 shares @1.72%, 0.19% net ; this is on IB |
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why
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ruh roh |
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Good
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Yes |
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> must go right eventually
Tell that to the guy who put 190k of his retirement money into HMNY
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Sounds like he should average down |
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Interesting. Might take a dive over lunch. Thanks for the tip.
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No problem. |
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I would imagine that people at equity research who cover these types of companies probably know about a new product coming out but really I don’t know.
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Probably, but I yeah I have no idea. |
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My four figure portfolio intimidates him even more.
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One share of HMNY at $0.030? Lmao |
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It was pretty realistic until the noted Model S error. I'm pretty sure they launched a Roadster into space.
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Thank god someone is fact checking this DD |
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Already up 11% like what maybe I should I listen in on this call
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lol, how much did you spontaneously buy? |
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I’m betting on those pussies.
$286P entered as of today.
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Come on pussies, daddy bought his put today too |
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Proof or ban
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Already up $5 whut https://i.imgur.com/q0D3s76.png |
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Oh well, some people suck dick and some people have their dicks sucked. I myself would recommend doing both
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'round here we call those cock-suckers *spreads -* can be credit or debit |
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10000% can you even do math? LOL.
Anyone can trade if you put your nose to the grindstone. Don’t hate just get to work.
Like I told /u/intellivindi
Chad up.
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Sorry extra zero. You're only at a 2000% total gain, my bad. That's what 'anyone' who works hard enough can achieve?
Point st... |
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Gg
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EZ no re |
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You should be careful in here, bagholders may literally murder you
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Pls take it easy on me, WSB <3 |
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Sweet summer child...
Leverage via options in this case.
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Thanks, is this the wrong place to ask? |
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There was a great Motley Fool article (oxymoron I know), about how AMC’s A-list’s own worst enemy could be their own success. At least the plan checks out better than fucking movie pass, and AMC makes stacks off of $6 popcorn and $4 junior mints, not to mention the alcoholic beverage sales.
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If people th... |
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It’s almost like you shouldn’t depend on random redditors to spoon feed you information....
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Almost |
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FD’s 242.5 and 245
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Good job |
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Over 1890 buy eod would be huge. Preheat your ovens boys, bezos got those tendies en route.
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Even though it didn’t work out today I’m definitely getting in calls tomorrow in the AM. |
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I bought AAPL when it was at an ATH. Now I'm up 15%. I bought SQ at an ATH and I'm up 150%. I'd much rather buy an ATH than an ATL.
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fuck you i bought apple after a 40%+ drop and now i'm up 100%+ |
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People still admire Musk for his work, unlike Shkreli who tried to fuck over people.
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Musk builds rockets and can land four story tall boosters on small barges in the ocean.
Shkreli marks up pharmaceuticals and can't even do that right.
r/wsb will hate an unlikeable winner and worship an unli... |
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> How the fuck do you walk around with balls that big?
with $TSLA short short?
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Seems legit |
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Correct me if I'm wrong (still new to Options trading), but is that per contract? So if TSLA trades at 300, it would have to be above 333.316 for you to break even?
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Break even is the strike plus premium at expiration, so in this case 353 would be BE on 1/18. |
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Eh, he’s young. Loads of time to recover a loss. Shit, he could blow up 80% of his account and still be better off than most kids.
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i agree with the idea of young age, risk it... but that mindset applies more to actually owning stock, rather than option play. Anyway, we all know the deal here... was just... |
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what's the expiration on the MSFT?
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9/21 |
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Who still has a dollar to put in their batclip??
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I stick change in my clip. Humblebrag.... |
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So basically Fremen after Dune Messiah
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Oh shit. Yeah, basically museum Fremen. |
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Wait when did you mod me
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He said you were our Asian, I call dibs on your hole first |
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Switched to my porn alt to say if you have a porn alt, it's pretty much pornhub.
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i concur. Reddit is basically pornhub. |
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Love the username
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Love you |
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nice job. i was playing AMD FD today, sold my Friday put at today's low and bought FD calls on the way up.
now just sitting here done with the semi plays and its not even 12pm pacific. i suppose i can go and marvel at MU being in solid green.
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I was shocked that MU actually went up today. |
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how do u know their cucks r tasty unless u sucking em?
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Second hand cuckery... got a friend who is sipping their kool aid. |
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Lol what if they come up with the next break through in Ev and life curing drugs while sharing cells? I’d invest!
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They're not scientists, they're just hype fuck boys. |
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https://electrek.co/2017/12/21/tesla-tsla-tops-customer-satisfaction-survey-auto-industry/
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From your link:
> their owner surveys for satisfaction and reliability have been increasingly good for the electric automaker.
LOL. Reliability? Teslas are overrun with QA issues. It sounds like the s... |
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Define make Bank in this sub
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Enough to afford at a least a 20 piece tendies with hunny mussy |
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oh really!?
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Possibly |
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This guy retards
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This guy does the fuckin, and by that I mean I fuck my portfolio up regularly with FD's. Only down 30% today so I'm doing alright. |
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That is funniest thing Ive seen all day. I’m trying to imagine what you sound like
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probably has a lisp like milo y |
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Apple has a godly marketing team while Elons marketing consists of him shit talking on twitter
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Judging by the number of YouTube channels all ''''reviewing'''' Teslas I did disagree |
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Fuck, this should be a thing.
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When does this officially become a meme |
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He's gonna need to be lucky for tomorrow. Squeezed hard
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> back
Squeezed hard in what way? Are the shorts on the run, or are they probably counting on being in the money? |
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Alfred is gay?
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Any character is gay if you find the right tumblr account. |
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Huh? Taxis have a medallion system that arbitrarily limits the number of cabs below market demand to benefit taxi cab medallion owners. This is the opportunity uber and lyft have (righteously) taken advantage of.
It’s adorable that you’re using the terminology of “workers” and “exploitation” in this context... |
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You joke but all the memory producers are facing a class action suit for price fixing.
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Not the first time and it won't be the last time. TBH it's a 'business as usual' litigation for the industry. I wouldn't get a hard on for MUpocalypse over price fixing allegations. |
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Thanks for making me feel good about my losses
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i got u |
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You only need 3.5% for a down payment if you’ve got reasonable income/credit. Not ideal, but in some markets (especially the Midwest/Texas/etc.) you come out ahead with that kind of mortgage as opposed to waiting a few years longer for 20% while renting.
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If you're willing to move out of the established... |
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Jesus tap dancing homosexual Christ you are one fragile fucking flower. You going to cry next?
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Nah man, I was just kidding |
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Nobody tell him
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Remember FD stands for front derailleur, we are all obsessed with bicycles here. |
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My guess is that you suck at computers
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brb taking out puts on OP's credibility |
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