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Why would it do that?
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it won't |
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My ban notification said that it was because I had over 300 karma in /r/wallstreetbets, so kinda
Next time they show up here the plan is to upvote them like crazy so they get banned from their own sub.
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Brilliant |
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Goodbye
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Hello there! |
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Update: she says 'alright'. All in calls monday morning
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It's fucking YOLO time |
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even if they just park their money in a bank account, they still provide liquidity to the economy as banks practice fractional reserve banking, which provides mortgages and loans to consumers.
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That only works if mortgages and loans are being made to consumers. They're not, in any volume that would stimu... |
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Their prices are more in line with reality. Meaning overpriced. It's $240 a year, vs $120 for moviepass. It becomes a lot harder to justify that for casual moviegoers.
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AMC can deliver the product directly to the consumer though, unlike MoviePass. At a market cap of only 2B they own a lot of property and... |
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Yeah, just curious what sorts of calls you'd need to make. The trend with the little companies looks to be calls at approval and long puts for the following months.
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I agree. For REGN, I'd probably go with that tactic. For KALA, I go with calls at the PDUFA, and calls for the launch (estimated Q1 2019)... |
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How is it tacky garbage? If you enjoy collecting watches this is literally such a perfect piece. They never break, completely handmade with perfection. They’re great, only rappers made them tacky
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Rolex makes perfectly fine watches, I think the fact that it's two tone makes it tacky. |
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Upvote me bois
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It’s not even true tho, lookit me. |
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Y
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Long $TSLA |
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1 trillion = 15% of 1 quintillion? Son...
That said, read the fucking book. The movie was a sacrilege.
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The movie was great too imo, but it was completely different from the book. It kept the same basic theme but was completely rewritten from the ground up |
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He can’t afford to come back
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He can just claim he is an illegal immigrant and get free money from Uncle Sam for more $MU FDs |
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Market cap has nothing to with their internal finances. The shares were sold a while ago at a higher price. The ones declaring bankruptcy would be stockholders.
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I just mean theyve been using their shares to try to raise money. I know thats not all the money they have but they have depended on the stock ... |
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Elon is a visionary at 375 and a nutjob at 305.
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Are they mutually exclusive? |
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Lmao maybe it was good that I got cleaned and didn't all in on $mu in retrospect.
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Same outcome ;) |
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This one actually wasn't in the store yesterday. They just got it today.
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He's talking about you, not the watch |
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Thats not an accurate yield since the merger. It’s going to be a 60¢ dividend per share to start. That’s like a ~2.5% yield.
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Thanks! |
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micron good
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Tesla bad |
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What are your dates for TEVA?
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8/24 |
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When they announce the new iPhone make sure to post your 100% losses
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Will do |
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Hello, SEC? Yes, I'd like to file a report. ^^^^/s
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Military, Still paid income tax no loopholes for me |
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It's that one free xxii stock keeping him afloat.
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This guy gets it. |
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I had a friend walk around naked doing diff eq (college) in the whiteboard we had in a room and he doesn't remember it. I've never tried it but Ambien is crazy like that.
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Look at this guy, being gracious enough to us dumb plebs to let us know that diff eq is a college course. Thank you oh generous /u/jo... |
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I expect some silicon valley bozos to buy them like Zuck did Oculus. Doesn’t mean the biz will ever generate enough income to pay back the ~billions~ already put into it.
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You want to short it but you think it’ll be bought out? What the fuck kind of sense does that make? |
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You're a shit humor
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He’s a fucking incel, just ignore him |
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Lots of positive earnings revisions. One of best performing rail companies right now. Good growth past year. Earnings report will probably be around that time in October I believe. Plus read about some new Georgia inland port that CSX will be operating.
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To late to buy in you think? CSX has been crazy, ... |
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germany has been the most powerful country in the world many different times in world history, as well as france, and they have lost their grip on things as well. ppl tend to forget that the POTUS is a temporary thing, our power / people / military might remains the same. Just this time around we have a very emb... |
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Ayyyy lmao I stonk and this is totally me 😂😂
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Mods deport this man he said the S word |
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It’s play money. The markets have been strong l, so why not?
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I admire your balls |
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more like Enron Musk's lies exposed again. Where are the term sheets for Saudi investments ?
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maybe they're investing in both, you're clearly making an assumption. |
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Your initial investment is half of mine if you're at 80 and obviously they were at that level recently. I hope it goes well for us!
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I’m definitely interested in hoping on too! Right now might be the sweet spot for any calls considering the dip. January calls have great potential but I think if I pull th... |
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Like why the FUCK do these stupid media companies make people afraid of a market crash just let the economy go higher Jesus christ
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So they can buy low sell high, completely against our motto here |
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Goodbye. |
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I'm suggesting quarterly report cards are arbitrary and put unnecessary pressure on 90-day periods, when technology and the internet has created the ability for companies to grow exponentially faster. It is these realizations which gave AMZN and NFLX a P/E of 1000 just a few short years ago, something absolutely... |
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You're god damn right
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Open a pass through entity like your boy TRUMP. Get flagged by the IRS every year. |
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*BF
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Inflated bf |
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I'm only 2.65M away!!! Vehicles are paid off, no student loans. Credit card gets paid every month. Just the mortgage. And the 2.5m in savings.
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Good luck, don't lose it all in TSLA FDs! And how old are you? |
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There's a genius thing European countries have figured out which is building a fast, luxurious train line from the airport to the city center / CBD. Womp womp! Also, here in the Netherlands the airport taxis drive Tesla Model S. Great experience. The taxis have WiFi and a built-in tablet. Neither is a thing crap... |
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New iPhone will be announced by then. Buy kneepads and a wig because you’re going to have to earn your money back.
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sell the news event. besides its a risk defined call spread, cant get too facially penetrated. |
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https://i.imgur.com/j7yTWDJ.gifv
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[420 Blazin'](https://imgcrk.com/files/thumbnail/yo3wm8bqazk_200x200_thumbnail.jpg) |
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Same outcome ;)
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😔 |
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Isn’t that $hpe?
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Their earnings are next week. |
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My guy
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My papa |
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Okay support level guy? How many support levels has it dropped past in the last 60 days?
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3 |
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Put on ya thinking cap buddy. Unless you mean literal races then that's probably a health and safety issue.
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He's autistic |
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subhanelon
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Wakanda For-Eva! |
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Pretty sure it means blow up innocent people for some dead pedophile.
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Muhammad (sa) commands we partake in jihad in our daily lives so that we may illuminate the holy truth of Allah. |
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As opposed to?
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Being president of the formerly liquid company's club |
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I just saw 4 different apps called stock screener. Which one are you referring to?
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Literally said “it’s not an app” |
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Dont listen to this guy, obvious troll.. you get taxed every time you trade . Say you made 100$ profit. 40% capital gains on that . If you loose 120$ . You will still pay 40$ because of your capital gain... if you win another 120$ you will only be taxed based on 220$ which is around 60$ .
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You lost me at... |
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The guy responding to OP has more money than most people on this sub and yet he still argues for what he does. Makes ya think...
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He's an empathetic person. That doesn't mean he's correct. Capitalism is bringing massive amounts of the World population out of extreme poverty. He boiled it down to a system... |
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Actually, I had lots of other calls that expired worthless. My shares still have a cost basis of $52.34.
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So June calls at 55? I need me some easy y/y cash. |
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It kinda bugs me that the mods over there still insist that MEMRI translations are accurate and reliable, [given that every mistake the organization has ever made seems to point in one direction.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_East_Media_Research_Institute#Alleged_translation_inaccuracy)
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If you c... |
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Wow that's really gay of them to do
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They ban you for using the word gay in any comment too |
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We need to automate that too
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#FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY HETEROSEXUAL SPACE CAPITALISM |
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Any of the three letter intel agencies
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DEMs and GOP are the usual catch-all. When in doubt, USA, or even the solar system of the SUN. |
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do you feel better about yourself now champ
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I am just amazed by some people. |
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Who didn't already assume this. They have all this info on you why wouldn't they use it?
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Well they’re capitalists so they we knew this was going on. I think people were just ignorant to the fact that some of their business model is discriminatory by this (claimed) standard. |
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Not sure if your username is ironical or not, but I'd love to see the 'value investing' case for TSLA.
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My name is value investing is dead. Because value investing is dead. |
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Where did the unprofitable base model meme come from? It has no evidence.
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Maybe from the fact that it's unprofitable? |
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I'm holding MA calls. 195 Jan 2019.
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I'm on V and deep itm already on Oct $130s so mostly just deciding whether to roll out or hold. |
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relax. sell off is almost over. hopping on \~10 minutes was the right play. I still expect to see most of tech in the green at some point today, though I'd jump off as soon as that happens.
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I'll kill you if you're wrong |
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Rip
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Patience grasshopper. I bought some more, lol. |
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How the fuck do I get that?
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Show your brokerage statement with 10 shares of $HMNY |
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How them MU calls going for ya, buddy?
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The flames from them burning to the ground keep me warm at night
https://imgur.com/PpsRsRk.jpg |
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Nobody tell him
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N |
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I'm confused, are these dildos that can also weld together metal, or are they making new steel dildos?
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[Plot twist, Daddy Bezos secured funding for the revolution and armed the loonies with these](https://www.amazon.com/Master-Stainless-Steel-Elegance-Dildo/dp/B007TOF9N8) |
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8/31 $225 what the advanced autism is that...
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$222.5 💅🏻 |
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Are you me?
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are we we? |
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You mean the car company with the number one ratings for customer approval and the cashflow that is, unsurprisingly, turning around?
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Number 1 ratings? As confirmed by which report? Last time I checked Tesla owners have been experiencing all sorts of weird delays for parts replacement. |
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supply coming down which should keep prices stable?
yeah that's gonna be a red day sorry
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>should keep prices **stable**?
4 horsemen of the MUpocalypse confirmed; PT $35 - Morgan Stanley |
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Wouldn't he get in big trouble for that.. sounds like stock manipulation
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It's not a manipulation if you don't sell. |
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You got any more sage wisdom sensei?
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go balls deep in $mu |
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Don't listen to this guy he doesn't know shit.
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But a 50 year bull market would be sick |
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ya i seem fine
i dunno probably a while
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Good luck to you |
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Wow this sub is sensitive today MU must be down
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I'm fking sleep, this comment made my morning |
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> It's never the same people at the top from generation to generation in capitalism, typically.
Why don't we take a look at [the facts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socioeconomic_mobility_in_the_United_States#Intergenerational_mobility)?
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I was stating fact. Wikipedia is a terrible source fyi. ... |
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Personally I think the sodastream sodas taste like sweetly carbonated garbage. If Pepsi sold its actual formula through SS and let you just mix it at home it would probably sell really well.
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Pretty much the only thing SODA is missing is brand name mixes. With companies trying to sell ecofriendly images ... |
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I forgot about that lolol holy shit that guy is fucked
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does anyone have the URL to the original source for this loan guy? |
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Getting less expensive Tesla is 300 a share atm
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Were you thinking a few months out? I had a few puts and sold them way too soon |
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queue that shit up and pray
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7.90 to 9.30 scalp lol |
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I say honestly you can't go wrong. We are a bull market until wednesday and thursday (china trade meeting)
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Guess I picked the wrong one |
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I handle trades for WSB. I can PM you my address, just send a check made out to Capital Administration & Shareholder Headquarters, but you can use our acronym.
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Include me in the screenshot for r/LSC |
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This is your brain on Tesla calls.
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To be fair though, Elon always sounds drugged and on the verge of or in the midst of a breakdown. |
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Can it be a leather dress?
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Haram! |
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That does sort of depend on TSLA having any money left to pay them with by the end of the lawsuit...
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Not after they pay bondholders |
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This is from its 13f you dumb fuck.
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Buy MU calls. Got it 👍🏻😘.
Edit: On a serious note, I got banned for not disclosing my $40k position. I think I took this screenshot over a week ago.
https://m.imgur.com/a/oG0pDXT
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Dude you literally just said you knew a guy that could wipe out bezos in a second. That is some serious edgelord shit. If you knew this super secret cabal of all powerful figures you wouldn't be openly admitting it on *reddit* on a sub that memes stocks.
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It's not a super secret cabal, all you need is a ... |
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they still worth money. just a lot less now
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https://tenor.com/ZPvX.gif |
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I hate to burst your bubble but the internet's real too, tard-o.
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No it's not. Or else I would punch your face. |
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You think they have more than one stock on watchlist?
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Chinese tech is green 🤪 |
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Why would you ignore the guidance given during the last earnings report and buy calls?
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Why would you ignore the guidance
would you ignore the guidance
you ignore the guidance
ignore the guidance
the guidance
guidance |
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unless your positions give you sleepless nights you're not doing it right.
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The NASDAQ is up when I’m down.
The market hours are my 11pm - 7am or something lmao. |
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S! |
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Not sure if sarcasm or legit not knowing
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Always a roll of the dice around these parts |
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HMNY
The offical stock for soybois
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soybois, the official word of the unoriginal. Last week it was cuck. What'll it be next week? Tune in next time, on Dragon Ball Z. |
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down $50k
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Thanks for making me feel good about my losses |
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You might not get a lot of serious replies from this sub
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One time I ate a whole jalapeno as a sacrifice for MU |
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Elon still has many things for which to live. He has his quirky girlfriend with whom he can still go to Mars.
Edit: It looks like they unfollowed each other. Ambien sales are likely to rise next quarter.
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Benzodiazepines are a far superior sleep aid than Ambien. |
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Billions
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On Showtime |
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