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### Comment: More than you’d expect. It’s always funny when I review order IP’s and say, “It’s from the same IP as the last 50 logs and same device. Would you still like to file a fraudulent claim on someone who had access to your computer in your home?” ### REPLY: That’s why u use public library computer to buy stocks so that you can have an excuse ### END.
### Comment: He didn’t. U can’t buy calls during the weekend ### REPLY: I know but maybe he bought them at open? Or maybe he changed his mind lol ### END.
### Comment: robinhood screen posts ### REPLY: there's a bot that can track battery life in screenshots maybe it can be used for RH gains/losses too ### END.
### Comment: my spy puts are up 137% right now from this morning. ### REPLY: date and strike? ### END.
### Comment: I love Nintendo classic ### REPLY: N64 forever. ### END.
### Comment: > cuz it's 'selling' instead of 'stealing' in the first place Well, I mean to be fair, those motherfuckers flat-out copy patented products. Have you searched Amazon for literally anything lately? ### REPLY: lmao. Uber and Samsung did the same thing. No one but their direct competitors care. It's only an excuse to rally dotard's moronic base. If dotard is serious about taking on China, he would have united the US allies instead of attacking the entire world at the same time. Now EU is more willing to work with China than US ### END.
### Comment: ding ding ### REPLY: I mean I'm happy for AMZN but man that's fucked for a lot of companies holy crap ### END.
### Comment: [My current investment strategy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMc-IswG3w) Edit: Campbells up 10% lol ### REPLY: I can't afford canned food or shotguns. What do I do? ### END.
### Comment: nah, he's an idiot fuckstick. much simpler. ### REPLY: I wish I was as much of an idiot, that way I'd actually make money. ### END.
### Comment: 170 for september biznatch ### REPLY: the wizdaddy special? ### END.
### Comment: /u/syst3m1c it's your fault the president is a nearly senile blabbering baboon! ### REPLY: No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match. ### END.
### Comment: Y ### REPLY: Z ### END.
### Comment: Rip my MU 7/20 calls ### REPLY: I don't get it, did some guru make a prediction for MU 07/20 calls? I've been away for a little bit (try and only come here when things are bad), but each thread I see people crying about their 07/20 MU calls. ### END.
### Comment: Big if true ### REPLY: Large if factual ### END.
### Comment: Those were not fake dips. Monday Wednesday Friday were obviously pinned for Opex. We saw pullbacks Tuesday Thursday EOD Friday. The market should be lower and that's what the opex pinning was working on achieving while staving off losses but it caught up to us this week. I went into the weekend with puts as I was certain this was happening today. Edit: I forget no one here trades options on SPY anymore like god intended. ### REPLY: Oh look we pinned up at close again what a surprise. ### END.
### Comment: around that range. $3k. ....damn BAC calls ### REPLY: At least you didn't borrow from BAC at 4% to buy the calls. ### END.
### Comment: I blame the Millennials with the never ending stream of shit posts along the lines of 'my face when....blah blah blah, its covered in cum' and then posting a low effort meme. ### REPLY: speaking from experience? ^^^fag ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: T ### END.
### Comment: Yeah the media likes reporting the apocalypse ### REPLY: 'The Nasdaq falls 160 points' is a better headline than 'The Nasdaq falls 2%' lol ### END.
### Comment: The government is paying for mine right now because I'm poor and reproduced, it's only 3k a semester but that's 3k less getting added to my loans so I'm not complaining. ### REPLY: A penny saved is a penny earned. You could take that penny and yolo it on some biopharma something or other with great news just around the corner and be the wolf of wally world. ### END.
### Comment: If he would shut the fuck up about trade wars and tariffs the market would explode ### REPLY: Trump is trying to get you dumbasses a good opportunity to get into these stocks on sale sheesh give me a break the whole markets on sale and all anyone can do is complain ### END.
### Comment: RIP. Should have just rolled them out farther. ### REPLY: I mean there probably wasn't much to roll over for a credit. But I guess $.01 is still $.01. Should have opened new positions though and stick with the conviction of AMD back down to $10-$12s. ### END.
### Comment: Twitter war > Trade war ### REPLY: make tweets not trades ### END.
### Comment: It’s not even 3PM youre posting on the wrong account again ### REPLY: past 5 am *** ### END.
### Comment: No it’s up cause soup is cheap and the poor mans diet when times are tough.... gah LRN2ECONUHHMEEE ### REPLY: Bear ckreek $BGS is the poor man's soup. ### END.
### Comment: Yes. Yes, I am. ### REPLY: Welcome to America where it is the only country to have this PDT rule to protect people from losing money ### END.
### Comment: > ~~If~~ When ### REPLY: We'll see. ### END.
### Comment: Dude same ### REPLY: no you ### END.
### Comment: BAC and FB, not good haha ### REPLY: Ouch. tech should rebound soon, likely before August so averaging down might not be a bad idea. Best of luck on that BAC, too. ### END.
### Comment: And hey, shit, your neighbors get a payout if they have pet insurance ### REPLY: Now there’s a thought ### END.
### Comment: you actually think OP can read let alone understand orders of magnitude the fuck ### REPLY: I can barely breath on my own ### END.
### Comment: if it's an office job i would argue that is also 'draconian shithole' territory there are studies showing breaks are important for productivity, i take ten mins every hour for myself ### REPLY: Pleb shit. I take a sixty min break every hour ### END.
### Comment: I don't speak jive. ### REPLY: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah literally the only green in my portfolio today. Even tho it hasnt dipped today it is pretty beat down and still a great price to get in, imo ### REPLY: That's why it's up today, cause look at that downvote on T. Ha. ### END.
### Comment: Woah 50k u have such a big dick ### REPLY: WoAh 50K u HaVe SucH A bIg DicK ### END.
### Comment: I went all in on 7/13 $270.5 Calls.... EDIT: Ok... it’s not fun anymore.. where the fuck is the cat?! ### REPLY: You are in the money. You didn't sell did you Sempai? ### END.
### Comment: He is forcing us to choice between stopping liberals or our money. Tough call. ### REPLY: If this turns out well then you will have to dip a tendie in his honor.. if not then there will be no tendies to dip. ### END.
### Comment: Too bad I'm all out of both fam ### REPLY: That hit home hard fam ### END.
### Comment: Did you also get beaten for being white? I heard thats a thing over there... ### REPLY: definitely not, you only get murdered the one time ### END.
### Comment: He’s does stuff via executive order, but it would be comforting he would have a congress who would cooperate with him. ### REPLY: Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged ### END.
### Comment: 40% of Americans don't even have $400 in their savings, Nigga you got this. ### REPLY: That’s insane, one little (real, not meme) recession might crush millions of people... ### END.
### Comment: Da na na na na na na ### REPLY: Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell ### END.
### Comment: I had about 14% MU, and about 20% NFLX. It’s Netflix that really, properly, fucked me. Plus my whole portfolio is almost all tech. ### REPLY: Don’t be a pussy just hold. ### END.
### Comment: THAT'LL BE TWO BUCKS BABY! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!? ### REPLY: *opens flip phone* HE JUUUUUST LEFT. WITH NUTS. ### END.
### Comment: No retards allowed. Should probably hold off. ### REPLY: Obligatory big if true reply ### END.
### Comment: Disagree. Comments just like yours were made about Twitter a year ago. Snap has positioned itself alongside Apple in terms of being the ultimate winner in AR. Financials don’t show it yet, and they usually don’t (re: Twitter). ### REPLY: > Snap has positioned itself alongside Apple in terms of being the ultimate winner in AR. Prove me wrong, but I'm not holding my breath on that one. ### END.
### Comment: I learned about stocks because my Junior year in high school I took a marketing class and we used a website for a simulation stock tournament (shoutout to Marketplace). I got hooked, starting blowing off other classes for that. Won that year, became president of both DECA and FBLA (happened because 2 members in FBLA leadership quit). Fast-forward a few years and I finally have money to trade. I fucking suck at my timing. Long story short, ya mom's a hoe. ### REPLY: Is FBLA the sister organization of NAMBLA that caters to fat fetishes? ### END.
### Comment: I am bleeding, making me the victor. ### REPLY: THATS A LOT OF NUTS! ### END.
### Comment: But can I stay with my parents aka the mods ### REPLY: No, you'll be separated. ### END.
### Comment: Happy ending camps? I can get behind that. ### REPLY: Where do I buy tickets? Will there be a nightly fee?? ### END.
### Comment: This thread isn't about politics, shit lord. GTFO. ### REPLY: I think he was agreeing with me about how this sub isn’t really about trading anymore, just shitposts ### END.
### Comment: I had to sell my car. How do you expect me to get there? ### REPLY: Suck dick on the hobo underground railroad. ### END.
### Comment: True, it just hurts to see $12k disappear so quickly ### REPLY: How much were you up? I was up 30 percent by last Thursday in just 4 days, on Friday I was down 2 percent... lost it all. Up 35 percent today tho. Don't give up and don't be greedy. Learn when to take profits ### END.
### Comment: Its South Carolina nobody here has any money. Everything is cheap except for energy which is more expensive than average ### REPLY: You a cock? ### END.
### Comment: AMD has a pretty Good chance at being worth more In the coming years. ### REPLY: Good bot ### END.
### Comment: They were buying it back the last 30 min. Not time to panic shove my phone up the ass yet. ### REPLY: too late ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I meant OP with the $15 AMD puts that expired worthless. ### REPLY: Yeah I got that, I was just saying my trade strategy. You just want cash on the side to be able trade tomorrow. Gotta be ready to change your play if it doesn’t go your way. ### END.
### Comment: Tell that to your neighbors who don’t even know what a stock is. They just see points and call their advisors to put in sell orders. It’s that easy. ### REPLY: Your neighbors who don’t know what a percentage is are not moving the stock market lmao ### END.
### Comment: NOT BIG ENOUGH ### REPLY: That is what she said. ### END.
### Comment: Not sure if you are joking or not but yes chocolate has been traditionally considered a recession proof commodity. ### REPLY: They used to say that about Gold.... ### END.
### Comment: Goodbye ### REPLY: That feeling when the fusrodah fills in, but it is for someone losing their account... ### END.
### Comment: Obligatory big if true reply ### REPLY: Why would God want to be reminded of his mistakes all day every day? ### END.
### Comment: Well I mean, 90% of Trump’s senior advisors from the inauguration are no longer working for Trump. If I run a company and 90% of my subordinates quit or get fired, maybe l’m the asshole? ### REPLY: If someone’s advice sucks and their career is looked at through a literal global microscope you give them the option A) Resign with some level of dignity and go on to the next big thing B) Be fired on the global stage for ____ reason and go bag groceries at the local piggly wiggly Are you going to resign or commit career suicide and say “no fuck you blondy... you gotta fire me” ? ### END.
### Comment: Portfolio down 10%. Got calls expiring in aug and sept. Lost all hope for my 7/20s ### REPLY: is it for the greater good tho with trump doing this? ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: U ### END.
### Comment: [Found it](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/iq) ### REPLY: [Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif) ### END.
### Comment: Taco bell, Taco bell...Product placement with Taco Bell ### REPLY: ENCHIRITO NACHO BURRITO! ### END.
### Comment: First thing I do when I take it off the charger is put it into low power mode lol #autism ### REPLY: Lol I do that a lot too but mostly cause the battery life sucks after the Apple update . ### END.
### Comment: land of the free ### REPLY: freedom's just a word today♪ ### END.
### Comment: No, but it's his fault for not appreciating the depths our president will go to to win a pissing match. ### REPLY: But it's very unfair that's what I was told ### END.
### Comment: They're crack pipes ### REPLY: You're not hearing me: *can I stick these in my rectum?* ### END.
### Comment: Shares are in a separate account. Robinhood is pure options. ### REPLY: u could collateralize and sell some covered calls if u moved ur stocks over... mmm, gotta go hard ### END.
### Comment: You are in the money. You didn't sell did you Sempai? ### REPLY: Not if I get my +20% I will not sell ### END.
### Comment: Lol why, for more losses??? Need Dems to nullify his stupid moves, right now he’s unhinged ### REPLY: Meant to say wouldn’t 🤦‍♂️ ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I feel dumb now for not realizing that I shouldn't have bought calls in anything remotely touching China. When people on this sub were pumping MU for the last 3 months they rarely talked about its relationship with China. ### REPLY: That’s why you don’t listen to pump and dump idiots on the internets. ### END.
### Comment: Lol they can now that they stole MU’s technology. ### REPLY: I think long term there’s a threat but not right now. This news reminds me of Facebook with dating and match dropping big league. Btfd ### END.
### Comment: Ughhh I've been watching this one too and didn't pull the trigger. Well done sir. ### REPLY: ???????? Am i the only one that isn't lmfao ? ### END.
### Comment: Obviously ### REPLY: Nice response. I'm glad your not an immature Reddit arguer. I respect you already. ### END.
### Comment: Actually yes. The tax with the least negative effect on economic growth is the property tax. I was thinking more about useless or detrimental government programs like agricultural subsidies, but that's a good point. ### REPLY: Yeah agricultural subsidies started as a decent idea but at this point its ridiculous. There are so many places we can sell our foodstuffs (at least until The Donald pisses off all our trading partners) that subsidies don't seem necessary. Not to mention the coal fetish the current admin. Has instead of pushing forward on the big unexplored realm of solar power. ### END.
### Comment: lol keep digging like a cuck. I don't think you understand the terms economics, economy or anything. ### REPLY: >says cuck unironically ### END.
### Comment: Look at Mr. Fancy Pants here with money for contraceptive and partners. ### REPLY: i haven't seen another woman since I went all in on AMD ### END.
### Comment: Bullshit. I am liberal af, and China IP theft is a huge concern for an absurd amount of we liberals -- particularly those of us in tech who develop tech. <-- a trade largely dominated by liberals, btfw. Lastly, don't be the douchebag who makes wsb about taking political sides. This sub is about giving shit sarcastic advice, losing money in spectacular fashion, and calling each other autists and retards, ya faggy gay boi. ### REPLY: My man no offense was meant. My liberal friends couldnt tell you the difference between RAM and SSD/HDD memory. ITM certainly not trying to get political, I’m just tired of multiple posts a day with “what are tariffs good 4??!” ### END.
### Comment: This sentance is so badly written i can only assume that your IQ is visable on your care takers watch. ### REPLY: You must have this comment confused with the president's tweets. ### END.
### Comment: It's a perversion of Keynesian economics. ### REPLY: I do have a thing for perverted economics ### END.
### Comment: so my whole life is....a lie :/ ### REPLY: Not for this reason but yes ### END.
### Comment: I keep hearing about some two party system. ### REPLY: Only one party in meme land ### END.
### Comment: you are more than mildly retarded. ### REPLY: And certainly not a goat ### END.
### Comment: I think you overestimated dotard’s intelligence ### REPLY: Sick burn. ### END.
### Comment: Seems like the least likely outcome but I have recently learned that all outcomes are very much possible. ### REPLY: I've got bad news. 15 minutes before close today they announced they were just kidding about the tech restrictions and new tarrifs. Your puts are probably fucked ### END.
### Comment: And harder than I pumped into my sister ### REPLY: Jesus Christ fags, one red day and we’re willingly getting fucked and fucking our sisters?!? Please be honest, cause I’ve got three younger sisters and I’m about to live a dream! ### END.
### Comment: Quoting him fucking up his grammar above ### REPLY: you right, I didn't even read the full qoute out of a vain effort to save brain cells. ### END.
### Comment: Lol. I knew you were a soldier for the alt right. ### REPLY: Lol. The fuck are you talking about? ### END.
### Comment: I need to move..damn ### REPLY: yeah man, go for it, we can get a Zips burger next time you're in town! https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2017/08/28 ### END.
### Comment: Like it, but why wouldn't it just recover like usual. Especially after a big down day. ### REPLY: It could recover, but i think the fear still persists. could be a little green or a little red. it's a gamble ### END.
### Comment: I agree with the TQQQ calls part ### REPLY: Stop, I can only get so hard. ### END.
### Comment: Is everyone on this sub like 15 years old with no memory of what happened longer than 12 months ago? ### REPLY: Haha look at the old banana just blindly referencing things that happened years ago ### END.
### Comment: how the fuck did you escape from daycare again ### REPLY: *23 lol ### END.
### Comment: [Found it](https://media.giphy.com/media/nrXif9YExO9EI/giphy.gif) ### REPLY: [found it ](https://media3.giphy.com/media/olAik8MhYOB9K/giphy.gif) ### END.
### Comment: $KXI, $TPR, $PFE, and a handful of $WMT. Of course I still have $GOOGL, $NVDA, and $MSFT and those got wrecked today, but hey, drawbacks of diversification. Mods: please don't ban me, I can show you proof of China YOLOs. It just so happens last week I dumped most of my risky shit. ### REPLY: I know staples and drugs are typically considered defensive, but I would argue that hasn’t been the case in the last 12-18 months. Most consumer staples have gotten their asses blasted, especially CPG. BioPharma too... ### END.
### Comment: R ### REPLY: D ### END.