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### Comment: Best meme of all time ### REPLY: **OF ALL TIME** ### END.
### Comment: it's literally still 14m to go before normal open – they're probably asleep ### REPLY: Summer vacation means the kids get to sleep in. ### END.
### Comment: They (Saudi) are testing 11mbpd right now to see if they can sustain running at that rate with stable production. I’d say they are near capped out on what they can do at the moment -edit : to add on also and here we are, people are seeing the BS for what it is and the fact OPEC doesn’t have the power to flood the market like they once did and oil is headed up. ### REPLY: Maybe, but OPEC is not capped out. Haven’t been for awhile. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/11/30/business/international/opec-energy-oil-saudi-iran.html https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/opec-is-expected-to-extend-output-cuts-but-questions-remain-over-length-1512029573 ### END.
### Comment: Put on UVXY and SPXU ### REPLY: It’d like to short them my self. ### END.
### Comment: You right, past performance is indicative of future results. Just loaded down on some Lehman Brother calls. ### REPLY: I hear good stuff about Bear Stearns. ### END.
### Comment: > To sell one naked TSLA call requires like $30k. Lol no, nice try idiot: https://i.imgur.com/OEarGsQ.png ### REPLY: If I have no shares (naked options here) I need to have the money to buy 100 of them and then sell them at $360 if it gets assigned. If TSLA is at $365 that means I need to spend $36,500 to purchase the required shares to fulfill assignment. ### END.
### Comment: Perfect ### REPLY: Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go? ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care. ### REPLY: Good bot ### END.
### Comment: ISIN is a European thing and they are almost as bad as China. ### REPLY: Oh ### END.
### Comment: Where do you view futures ? ### REPLY: Tradingview or marketwatch for delayed quotes. ### END.
### Comment: Dorks especially ### REPLY: Just so we're clear, Dorks are Duck/Pig hybrids right? Taking duck bacon to a whole new level. ### END.
### Comment: MU. Everyday. ### REPLY: RIP ### END.
### Comment: Don't count your tendies while they are raw.... ### REPLY: You are right ### END.
### Comment: What did u lose from? ### REPLY: Check post history ### END.
### Comment: He's 2000 and late ### REPLY: We landed on the moon!!!!!! ### END.
### Comment: Nah I was drunk anyway last night and bragging because I did well yesterday. I'll probably lose money today and get drunk in depression rather than ecstasy ### REPLY: China just did me dirtyy ### END.
### Comment: This POS ### REPLY: Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold? ### END.
### Comment: But did you sell? ### REPLY: Sold around 2 minutes after this for a $2k gain ### END.
### Comment: it’ll be 12% cheaper next week ### REPLY: !remindme 69 days ### END.
### Comment: **OF ALL TIME** ### REPLY: imma let you finish ### END.
### Comment: Correct answer was nope. Will 27 hold? ### REPLY: Down 50% on my calls, currently dragging my portfolio down to the Earth's core. I'm praying for an earnings run up for me to dump this POS stock. ### END.
### Comment: Why would you think that bright purple was the way to go? ### REPLY: It is not mine, I stole it. ### END.
### Comment: But they've 'been in an expansion' and not profitable for 5 years now... ### REPLY: So? ### END.
### Comment: I’m down 34k this year but also make 6-7k a week. Some people are on other levels bud don’t be so quick to judge. ### REPLY: Feel free to go through his comment history 'bud'. ### END.
### Comment: #BoycottWalmart Campaign Launches After Company Sells 'Impeach 45' Clothing ### REPLY: Juuuust jackin' it. ### END.
### Comment: No, think about it. Their production rate is increasing. Of course the deliveries lag behind production because they take time and must happen after the car is produced. It happens every time Tesla significantly increases production. ### REPLY: No. I know that deliveries lag production, but most of the cars were close to being finished weeks before. Deliveries did not match what was completed in the time line. They factory gated to meet the production milestone, which explains why deliveries were far behind expectations. The market would seem to agree, as TSLA fell 7.23%. ### END.
### Comment: It’s called Pinocchio 🤥 🤦‍♂️ ### REPLY: Is that latin for penis nose? ### END.
### Comment: I agree. Mod OP! ### REPLY: He's already one of the 50+ mods ### END.
### Comment: The market has been anticipating a Micron meltdown for over a year. One could say it's already (at least partially) P R I C E D I N? ### REPLY: I hope so!! Im checking the products and it seems like really 'old' tech, That NW853 chip is also used in the SSDs in question and seems like old 3d tlc nand right? http://eu.crucial.com/eur/en/ct525mx300ssd1#productDetails ### END.
### Comment: Says the man that paid women to shit in his mouth... ### REPLY: Don’t knock it until you’ve tasted it bruh .... ### END.
### Comment: How can I get involved in said insider trading. ### REPLY: Work in government ### END.
### Comment: That’s a whole level of conspiracy theory I don’t get into because I don’t look good in tin foil. I meant to say “The owners of the Fed focus on maximizing profits for themselves and their companies.” ### REPLY: Now that makes sense! ### END.
### Comment: > Are they really just betting on getting bailed out again? Absotively. Congress signed $700 billion at basically political gunpoint (can't have a job if the bank won't give money to your boss' business), then the Fed gave $7.77 trillion to the big 13 banks in 2008/2009, and we didn't find out until April 2010. People under 40 don't vote in anywhere near the amounts they should. That's how you get this bullshit. ### REPLY: And most people have no idea about finance. Which isn’t their fault but it just adds another layer of protection for the banks ### END.
### Comment: My cayenne doesnt.. Was this a different you but same username? >[High performance cars use oil to cool.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8vso46/tesla_ceo_elon_musk_ordered_his_employees_to_stop/e1q4k06/) ### REPLY: Doesn’t. Yet...I mis spoke - turbos are oil cooled in some high performer cars. That is what I meant originally. ### END.
### Comment: Higher than 0. Does it matter? The treasury *made* money. How much shouldn't be very important. ### REPLY: Source, in case anyone cares: https://projects.propublica.org/bailout/ Paying $627 billion into what turned out to be a sub-optimal investment was a small price to pay to avoid total economic collapse. --- /u/Biaminh /u/onlyhereforplace ### END.
### Comment: Lol, black guy has boobs ### REPLY: he is pretty busty ### END.
### Comment: misrepresentation is lying. This was pre meditated. Enron Musk has been calling for short burn since past 3 weeks. And when he realized he cant make 5000 cars/week as promised, he manipulated numbers. ### REPLY: If the SEC is doing their job, they should investigate. Enough people have concerns over it apparently. Markets just don't work efficiently when the CEO is lying. The task of the SEC is to make it such that capital can be allocated efficiently. I just wish the punishments would be a bit higher, like life sentences, etc. The idea that 'gambling that you won't get caught' is even possible is just something most CEOs cannot resist. ### END.
### Comment: Especially if one of them is in Asia ### REPLY: As long as it isn't Russia during winter I think multiple fronts is fine, fag ### END.
### Comment: It died ### REPLY: Mine are in the hospital unresponsive. Refusing to pull the plug on them. ### END.
### Comment: Correct Answer. ### REPLY: Long $MU. ### END.
### Comment: Don't you put down our $120 PT hero ### REPLY: Oh fuck, I take it all back. Praise be Hans!!! ### END.
### Comment: Right? If anything, the actual numbers are a little higher. ### REPLY: Yeah technically, if they carry over 50 cars from each batch to the next one, then after 100 batches their average production rate is technically half a car higher than the numbers show. Over time this goes away though. ### END.
### Comment: well it was overvalued back then, and it is overvalued AF now ### REPLY: the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay liquid ### END.
### Comment: It's specific products like DIMM modules and SSD drives ### REPLY: I wish I knew what micron made before investing. First time in my life I heard DIMM and micron is like 30% of my portfolio. ### END.
### Comment: CHYNA banned micron allegedly or maybe fake news. Trade war about to be be real trade war on which case not oversold ### REPLY: > CHYNA banned **certain micro products** ~~micron~~ allegedly ### END.
### Comment: I had the same exact reaction. Who the fuck buys those insane calls? ### REPLY: Probably bought them last month when it was 5% off $65 ### END.
### Comment: where is he? ### REPLY: He ded ### END.
### Comment: Imagine explaining what Reddit is. ### REPLY: Imagine explaining what Contractionary Monetary Policy is. ### END.
### Comment: I wouldn’t touch soxl with ten foot pole right now. ### REPLY: Not now but soon. The market will get past this at some point, maybe not until end of month but it will. ### END.
### Comment: lol that dude said he had $5k of shares at $38. Would be $50k+ now. ### REPLY: Yea if you were in Netflix at least 2 years ago you probably have close to $50k. Source: went down on NFLX 2 years ago. ### END.
### Comment: Because the payout 5% of their share price ever year. ### REPLY: Thank you. ### END.
### Comment: Y ### REPLY: T ### END.
### Comment: You didn't make that either ### REPLY: Does your name happen to be Sherlock Holmes? ### END.
### Comment: blame Trump. ### REPLY: I don’t like Trump but the bullshit with Micron started when China stole their IP last year. Micron doesn’t stand a chance going against China alone. At least now the US govt is involved ### END.
### Comment: It's a handful of select 'value add' products, this shouldn't be that bad at all, but China is China so wtf knows. As stated, I'd wait for more dip then buy on the way back up after it's resolved (which many seem to think will be very soon as China can't lose $MU as a supplier), should have plenty of time to do so. ### REPLY: Word up. Thinking of selling my SOGO and JD shares at big loss to average down on MU out of patriotic duty, honestly fuck you China go get em America. ### END.
### Comment: I thought the 'dip' to $59 was a greaaaat buying opportunity... ### REPLY: I thought I was being real savvy buying those 8/17 60s when it dipped under 60 last month. Now I'm down 80%. I'm not having fun anymore. :( ### END.
### Comment: Bro, do you even round? ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ### REPLY: Point is, gaining 11 per cent after losing 10 percent does not make you gains or even break even... ### END.
### Comment: It doesn't matter. If Samsung and SK shift sales to China that will create shortages elsewhere. As long as demand continues to be relatively inelastic Micron will have no problem finding buyers. Like u/MartyMoho said in the post, this is really self-destructive behavior from China. The only way this makes sense is if the Chinese believe they will have an easier time acquiring IP from Samsung/SK to develop their domestic foundries. ### REPLY: Even in your best case they can't dodge the shorter term consequences. ### END.
### Comment: How could you not care about units produced/sold? ### REPLY: Because it increases their loss.... ### END.
### Comment: Why would they care about pumping the stock? It's not like Musk has sold any shares kid ### REPLY: At 360 bondholders can transfer bonds to stocks so Tesla doesn't have to pay out a shitload of money, they just issue stocks... ### END.
### Comment: You are right ### REPLY: rip ### END.
### Comment: A swing of 17 on the SPX just got me $10,000. Also, it's a 60/40 split LTCG/STCG. It's great when it works out. ### REPLY: How much do u lose if it doesn’t work out :p ### END.
### Comment: I'm already tired of winning, Mr Trump. ### REPLY: We were all warned. ### END.
### Comment: What do you mean banned? You get arrested or something if you have/share this pic? ### REPLY: They take away your math homework for a week as punishment ### END.
### Comment: **You have been banned from /r/china** Reason: *Subordination to the eternal leader* ### REPLY: > eternal leader Kimmy? ### END.
### Comment: Proponents of easy money say that every single time and then when it comes time to count chips it’s already time to try it again and we’re told to wait and see. It’s like communists saying we need to try again. ### REPLY: I’m not necessarily a proponent of easy money. I just think it’s premature to declare Bernanke’s rate policy a failure. The last two years have made it easy to forget why we ended up with zero rates for so long, and I think the fed would have raised them earlier if they thought they could. I’m hopeful we can return to a normal rate environment without another disaster. ### END.
### Comment: I’m in Iceland! I ain’t got money to pay for Verizon international data. ### REPLY: Use Google Fi ### END.
### Comment: Its like the 'Chinese \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_' ### REPLY: New new internet ### END.
### Comment: What strike? ### REPLY: 60 and 62 ### END.
### Comment: shh don't tell the SEC ### REPLY: puppers gonna get shot ### END.
### Comment: It is not mine, I stole it. ### REPLY: Yeah but it's ok. Thanks for reposting it. ### END.
### Comment: Ok Young Jeezy ### REPLY: Best response. ### END.
### Comment: FDs? I’m trying to learn ### REPLY: Faggots Delights, Faggy Ds, or options that expire in a week. ### END.
### Comment: > Exactly, until it’s produced in a union plant. Then I’ll have to start eating dog food. Be Chinese. Eating dogs are cheaper. ### REPLY: Eh. I’m a dog person. I’d kill and eat humans before I’d kill and eat a dog. DD: when watching zombie movies I root for the zombies. ### END.
### Comment: UMC is a Taiwanese company. Also, I tried http://english.sipo.gov.cn as well. > Message： No Result EDIT: LMFAO, the Chinese Patent office website runs off of port 8080. ### REPLY: Can one of the computer savants explain what running off Port 8080 means, other than having a sick drum beat? ### END.
### Comment: I ### REPLY: T ### END.
### Comment: I'm not. Have you see the state of auto loans lately? Paying for a Honda for 88 months? Anyone see the problem here? ### REPLY: Yes I absolutely see the problem with that loan. I have no idea how impactful it will be on our future. ### END.
### Comment: MU is automated to an absurd degree. When fabs are that automated, it's pointless to seek cheap labor -- especially if it puts your IP at risk. You are trolling and/or ignorant af. ### REPLY: You apparently never heard of infrastructure and supply chain. Chinese labor is far from the cheapest labor in the world. But their infrastructure and supply chain is peerless ### END.
### Comment: But now everyone is going to message you, so you may as well post it. ### REPLY: Nah, only he did. You fags only like buying FDs!!! Yeah! Fags! Whooo! WSB! Money! Yachts! ### END.
### Comment: MU is going to put them out of business outside of China. ### REPLY: Are you referring to MU's US IP case against UMC? Also, I assumed China's/UMC's memory push was intended to keep Samsung, SK and MU pricing in check. Is that not the case? ### END.
### Comment: Diamond hard ### REPLY: God damn we've spoke before on this sub, and the only reason I know that is because of your flair lmfao... your the other med student right? ### END.
### Comment: Elon borrows against his stock to avoid capital gains, just like every tech bro. Conspiratorial short sellers think there's something insidious about it that will blow up at some price, but they are mostly retarded. ### REPLY: Stock that’s margin called gets block traded, a la when Pearson got got by Goldman Sachs. Would be way bigger hit to $tsla if Elon got margin called since he owns way more of Tesla than Pearson did of Valeant. https://www.ft.com/content/d68511f2-8489-11e5-8e80-1574112844fd ### END.
### Comment: Clearly you don't ### REPLY: If you were a finance major you'd know how inferior IRR is to MIRR, NPV, etc lol ### END.
### Comment: Highly advise you play the run up and sell before earnings. ### REPLY: This ### END.
### Comment: Ummm. . . What's the dilemma? Choosing between a recognized business and marketing professor from NY or two reddit posters? Please tell me you possess the brain cells to figure out whom I'm listening too. ### REPLY: That’s right, the two reddit posters ### END.
### Comment: I’m fuckin jacked to the tits! About this ### REPLY: FUCKING JACKED... WOOO ### END.
### Comment: They got those ultra springy ones now - bounces them right back through the window they came out of ### REPLY: True. Should include some pain to discourage attempts which cause loss of productivity. ### END.
### Comment: India. China's China ### REPLY: India finally codes AI!!!! ### END.
### Comment: If they have confidence in their earnings it seems like the smart play would be to move that approval up a quarter and buy back shares right now. They can re-issue some next quarter to pay off the last of the debt they were waiting on. ### REPLY: > ... authorized... \^ key word there. They need approval for buy backs. ### END.
### Comment: I wish I knew what micron made before investing. First time in my life I heard DIMM and micron is like 30% of my portfolio. ### REPLY: That's the true WSB spirit! ### END.
### Comment: I think everyone expected this. China steals technology, claims they invented it, kangaroo court to kick out American company, rinse and repeat. China will completely stagnate in higher tech if US companies start actually protecting their IP. It's one of the major reasons Xi isn't backing down on tariffs - US subsidizes R&D for the entire world, and China gets a sweet deal out of it if the US doesn't shut that shit down. ### REPLY: Problem is they are shooting too early. They can't fill the supply they want to remove. ### END.
### Comment: Lol it's funny because all American brands are blocked in china anyway. Nobody can buy anything we sell. Do your best china! Beat us down! ### REPLY: >Lol it's funny because all American brands are blocked in china anyway. Nobody can buy anything we sell. who told you that?? do you people even read what you type? ### END.
### Comment: I had it last week on a double bottom play. Broke down so I got out. Technically it looks bad, however, they have wonderful cash flow and dividend so long term it’s safe. ### REPLY: I just need them to stay between 132 and 148 post earnings, is that feasible? Like I said I couldn't resist the iv but I have a feeling it's gonna turn on me. http://opcalc.com/dl6g ### END.
### Comment: Wasn't WSB all over this a while ago? Luckily I didn't touch this crap. Also, old stock holders got fucked big time by only getting some ridiculously small stake in the new seadrill company, 1.5% or so. That -26% right out of the gate on the first trading day after restructuring, too. Nah, I think I'll pass... ### REPLY: They were, but I mean thats why Im thinking of getting in now, the worst of it is definitely over, and Im not an old share holder so I only have an upside to look at. But yeah, def a crap stock ### END.
### Comment: MAAHHHHHHHM ### REPLY: *Autistic Screeching* ### END.
### Comment: S! ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: When did I say McDonalds should make EVs....I said Tesla can't make money selling EVs. You're all over the map, maybe lay off the coke bruh? ### REPLY: Tesla can't make money sellings EV's. Right. But other companies can. When the other companies can't even source their own batteries. ### END.
### Comment: i had a dream last night that MU gapped down to 18 and I couldn't find any more capital to BTFD ### REPLY: Sounds more like a nightmare ### END.
### Comment: UMC acted as a conduit for theft of IP to the Chinese semi industry and was in process of a JV with some Chinese firm for DDR4 production. ### REPLY: Beginning my search for a US attorney to take a shareholder class action to international court and hold China liable. ### END.