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### Comment: Are you taking any measures to prepare for the next recession? I wasn't even in highschool yet when the 2008 fiasco happened so I haven't dealt with this kind of shit. But I know that a crazy percentage of the biggest companies in the world today were founded balls deep in a recession. ### REPLY: I'm not short the market yet, but I do keep a little more cash on hand than I otherwise would. Overall I'm still treating this as a bull market. At some point I may go in on Jan. 2020 SPY puts to hedge positions. ### END.
### Comment: Seeking Alpha*** ### REPLY: Stocktwats**** ### END.
### Comment: Evidently Mr. u/haupt91 is an educated man. Now I really hate him. ### REPLY: Iuventus stultorum magister. *(Youth is the teacher of fools.)* ### END.
### Comment: Me too. $25 ### REPLY: 1) Buy the dip at $25 2) Sign up for three Netflix subscriptions 3) This is good for Tesla 4) Profit ### END.
### Comment: But my mu 90 7/20 were so cheap ### REPLY: OP, I present to you, Exhibit A. ### END.
### Comment: I feel like most people only do coke when they drink bc it's the only time they're stupid enough to buy a $10 bump from that black guy that hangs out in the bathroom ### REPLY: Coke and alcohol react with enzymes in your liver to become cocaethylene which is both more euphoric and more cardiotoxic than either drug alone. yolo ### END.
### Comment: I hope you catch someone who forgot to update their ask ### REPLY: I know it’s lame. But I do it every time there is a huge after hours spike lol. ### END.
### Comment: This week ### REPLY: sell at open ### END.
### Comment: Get your life In order ### REPLY: Haha. Easier said than done ### END.
### Comment: I think u/swinfluepandemic already did. and it looks like he deleted his profile. ### REPLY: All praise haupt91 the usurper ### END.
### Comment: Holy shit Amazon is at $1800? ### REPLY: Yup, I wasn't sure where that number came from myself so I checked it, $1822 today. That makes it something like the 6th most expensive in the world. Makes sense given their size/revenue etc, although you'd think some of the controversies around worker conditions would've stopped it from skyrocketing as much as it has ### END.
### Comment: Yes. Do it do it do it ### REPLY: Why? Asking for a friend ### END.
### Comment: You have to understand equity analysts aren't prophets. All they do is project out earnings growth over a long period of time, they cant apply too low of a multiple because the market is autistic and is willing to buy something 40x PE ### REPLY: >you have to understand ### END.
### Comment: That makes sense, thanks. What instrument would you use for an underlying where you have some solid dd and aren't really concerned with assuming at exercise? Just long or short the underlying outright? ### REPLY: Tell us what you know and we’ll help you think of a plan ### END.
### Comment: Big dick? Strong hands? Seems like you know more about Tom than most. ### REPLY: Broski founded thinkorswim, that's all you need to know. ### END.
### Comment: seems a little simplistic ### REPLY: Maybe I’m wrong, but one day AMZN will quit growing. Then the bears will circle. ### END.
### Comment: I own stonk so I dont really have a choice but I'm holding, not really worried. Still though, there's guys out there who would pay good money for the kind of after-hours ball stomping that bitch did today. ### REPLY: I will both pay good money for that ball stomping and continue to hold the stonk. I almost liquidated at 165 and wouldn’t have felt bad so...miss me with that 2-3 months of downturn crybaby shit. (RIP call holders tho. F) ### END.
### Comment: Omg how'd you keep the hands steady during the hard times? ### REPLY: Drugs ### END.
### Comment: This guy dildo's ### REPLY: This is an active investigation. I’m going to get to the bottom of every single one of those dildos, if it takes me all night! ### END.
### Comment: Buy avgo calls... ### REPLY: Explain ### END.
### Comment: wow you are out of touch. I am telling you there are billions of people who never seen a phone in their lives. ### REPLY: Are you sure about that? I thought I read something recently about how even people in the poorest of countries are equipped with smart phones. ### END.
### Comment: Market has been ok last few times he spoke. Everyone seems to think tariff talk has put Fed on hold again, hopefully he will talk sweetly to us tomorrow. ### REPLY: What a market we are living in ... The United States has launched five separate complaints at the World Trade Organization against Canada, China, the European Union, Mexico and Turkey . [ Trump Gov ] 'President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be,' Trump replied. Green futures .. ### END.
### Comment: That is actually not at all what is happening lol. ### REPLY: It's exactly what's happening. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah that was my plan to keep fake trading until I have enough knowledge to not lose money ### REPLY: You're going to lose money, I promise you that. They key is to have more green days than red days long-term ### END.
### Comment: Carlos Matos, is that you? ### REPLY: hey hey heyyyyyyyy ### END.
### Comment: 9/21? ### REPLY: Hell nah 7/20 looool ### END.
### Comment: Who knows what it opens at and you have to calculate IV crush + theta. ### REPLY: That doesn’t change much. His puts have a $415 strike. ### END.
### Comment: The Fibonacci machine told me ### REPLY: fib extensions are just abcd nothing special about the fib numbers, just use 50% and 100% ### END.
### Comment: October calls free money? ### REPLY: How did earnings go? ### END.
### Comment: I am 100% sure their management team has not considered any of those possibilities. ### REPLY: Not sure if serious but amazon is starting a shipping company to curb their dependency on postal companies. ### END.
### Comment: I would really hope it the account is a lot bigger than that. 20% on a single FD is a bit silly. ### REPLY: He's doing ok [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8sjmd1/when\_your\_options\_heavy\_portfolio\_increases/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8sjmd1/when_your_options_heavy_portfolio_increases/) ### END.
### Comment: I liked altered carbon as well but their budget for that must have been insane ### REPLY: Yea Altered Carbon was ok, but not as good as I was expected. Heck I liked Incoporated better and that got canned after one season. ### END.
### Comment: MU hasn't had luck with lawsuits and the following market reaction recently. Do you have any idea of timeline for their suit of UMC in California? ### REPLY: I believe it goes to trial in September ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: Already labelled as shit post. Am I hurt you so bad ? I just keep remind all people tariffs are very good. It bring along fair trade ### REPLY: Yes you hurt me bad ### END.
### Comment: those premiums are heavy ### REPLY: I guess people are confident it will go back up ### END.
### Comment: Holy fuck nice dude ### REPLY: Nice. ### END.
### Comment: That doesn’t change much. His puts have a $415 strike. ### REPLY: Well it's at 150% right now. ### END.
### Comment: This is the correct answer. PUT PUT PUT!! ### REPLY: today update: rip ### END.
### Comment: 7/20 65.50 calls. Hopefully the beat earnings then I'm rolling them into 7/27 vfc calls or dpz. ### REPLY: Just bought 7/20 62.50s for 2.00. Time to pray ### END.
### Comment: but isn't that not what you want for options? ### REPLY: In a high IV, you sell premium. Low IV, you buy. ### END.
### Comment: people have been chiseling in sunroofs as the temp has climbed to -15c for summer, structurally reckless. ### REPLY: Good lord. Talk about excess consumption. Are the sunroofs made of transparent ice? ### END.
### Comment: I just read that they are well positioned to take advantage online sports betting since the federal ban was struck down. I'm in. What's your play? Shares or calls? ### REPLY: I'm shares, get the dividend along the way, and there's no worry of having them expire worthless. Since I'm a broke ass college student, I'm putting 2K in them. (My protfolio is only 6K lmao, 2K Disney, 2K regenron which I refuse to sell till they hit 500.) ### END.
### Comment: Sanjay has to get on twitter and start calling Gandhi a rapist or something to get this stock pumped up ### REPLY: ubs and MS ARE FAKE NEWS ### END.
### Comment: Reports Q2 revenue $9.4B, consensus $8.74B Financials keep looking strong. ### REPLY: The fuck have they been so stagnant for? Am I retarded (yes) or do the tariffs have little effect on them? And rising rates have been a positive. Idk I’m long BAC so their earnings was great but I want 34/share. ### END.
### Comment: I tried the riblets too and they were also horrible. I have no idea what I expected from Applebee's.. ### REPLY: sadness? ### END.
### Comment: AMZN also has an $880BB market cap with virtually the same PE and is equally as susceptible to competition as NFLX. Don't discount BABA. ### REPLY: But Amazon actually has growth avenues everywhere and huge revenues - not saying I'd buy here but it is a unicorn in that sense and that plenty are willing to put a ton of expectations on it is somewhat rational. Netflix is a nice little company that found a really nice niche but is running out of steam on the type of growth it depends on. They could find a way to grow I'm sure but there is almost no reason to place the same type of expectations on them. ### END.
### Comment: Because fuck you ### REPLY: it's the (((market makers))) ### END.
### Comment: That’s how much it would be worth if it had a normal P/E ### REPLY: Yeah, I mean it has a P/E of >250. But there's obviously more at play when it's the largest internet streaming company. ### END.
### Comment: So which is dumbass. Long or short term. Admit it you don’t know shit and just wanted to gamble on a Chinese stock since I am pretty sure you missed out on IQ and the like 😂😂 ### REPLY: My reasons for going long Xiaomi at 16.61hkd are here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8yjekl/z/e2bcwe6 ### END.
### Comment: I use fidelity and they show it under 'key statistics' - I know for sure ToS displays it but am not sure specifically where. You can also view IV over time charted on most platforms, and use that method to detect when it's relatively high. ### REPLY: Okay that’s kinda what I was thinking. I’ll play around with it some more and see if I can find it. Thank you so much for the response! ### END.
### Comment: Long or short? ### REPLY: Long the everliving fuck out of it ### END.
### Comment: I’d double check ### REPLY: o ### END.
### Comment: Yeah me too. Its called a credit card. Google it ### REPLY: You mean taking a loan to buy VISA calls ? You guys do that ? ### END.
### Comment: False. INTC is not on the Gen-Z yacht. MU and AMD already are. INTC are being the usual retarded faggots that they always are, pushing omni path, with no one else. They're gonna get their asses kicked. ### REPLY: >everyone but INTC ^^^^^^^^^. >False. Did you read? ### END.
### Comment: I see it’s a guy. I just chose to use they? Is that.....okay? ### REPLY: that is not how it works ### END.
### Comment: When are you looking to dump your 9/21s? ### REPLY: Depends on how post ER goes, but I’m looking at around 3-4 weeks before expiration. ### END.
### Comment: Rat is a fine meal, clearly you've never watched Demolition Man. Be Well, Savagemaster ### REPLY: come here, I will take you to Taco Bell. ### END.
### Comment: I'm still holding my 8/10 205 calls for HD not sure if I should sell for a nice gain or wait it out a bit. ### REPLY: I would sell personally and roll them out later ### END.
### Comment: Good shit congratz, don’t blow it all on MU now ### REPLY: I feel like this rebound has run out of steam. Bought some cheap 7/20 355P. ### END.
### Comment: a truly rare specimen ### REPLY: Not as rare as you'd think, which is why I made the profit flair and am flair nazi-ing it. I think there's more good content here than people realize. ### END.
### Comment: Exactly, 8 minutes after open it was at its absolute lowest and he had to sell without knowing the market price. And even then it was 190%, not 200% or 300%. Once the market price was tabulated it was at 150% and much less now. Stop pretending you know what you're talking about. ### REPLY: Did I say anything bic boii? 190% =/ 150% ### END.
### Comment: huh, really eh. I find most of my friends don't game at all, and those that do are filthy fucking casuals who play on ps4 ### REPLY: your friends are poor ### END.
### Comment: Why didn't you just buy calls at 340, 350, 360, or 370 ? Lol ### REPLY: out with 10% profit not that great but fuck it ### END.
### Comment: this seems more reasonable to me actually. ### REPLY: I agree, except that it's ambiguous. I'd prefer 'X number of trades = daytrading' ### END.
### Comment: Fighter of the straight man ### REPLY: #a-AA-AAAAAAAH ### END.
### Comment: Not even you? ### REPLY: Awwww 😄😄😍 ### END.
### Comment: ubs and MS ARE FAKE NEWS ### REPLY: You're not wrong ### END.
### Comment: Better than Enron’s ### REPLY: I'd better load up if you put it that way. ### END.
### Comment: This is a FD. If anybody ever wanted a definition of FD -- this is it. ### REPLY: I see “FD” everywhere, and all i know it to mean is “fixed deposit.” Is there another meaning that my Neanderthal brain can’t use context clues to conclude? ### END.
### Comment: Same, bought shares before earnings and then averaged down. Broke even today but wishing i had bought calls. ### REPLY: Bought the dip this morning, made 50%. Meh, could have made more if i had bought sooner and more contracts. ### END.
### Comment: I’m not displaying my autism from yesterday ### REPLY: The real answer is always in the comments ### END.
### Comment: Hopefully tanks FB so I can buy again. ### REPLY: Me too ### END.
### Comment: Lol not enough for me to cover commissions ### REPLY: Rh? ### END.
### Comment: probably shouldn't but tax free tendies are the best tendies ### REPLY: Are realized gains perpetually tax free until you move them out of the TFSA? Or do you only get up to the maximum contribution amount each year? ### END.
### Comment: Nice ### REPLY: Nice ### END.
### Comment: *Slaps lid of instant pot* you can fit so many tendies in this bad boy. ### REPLY: this is the truest use of the meme yet. It will FUCK UP anything you put in there. doesn't even have to be food. ### END.
### Comment: Oh man I know but damn, would have been like 500% instead of 50%. Either way I'm trying to take profits more because plenty of times I've been up 50-100% and held and end up closing out down 50%. ### REPLY: Or could have been a 100% loss ### END.
### Comment: Yes you're right- The ones on the space station dieded for real, but correct me if I'm wrong here, the ones on Earth at those rape/murder motels were implied to be resurrected in the future, just not necessarily in a desirable body ### REPLY: Implied tho. Didn't happen.4.real tho ### END.
### Comment: nice ### REPLY: nice ### END.
### Comment: I had 9 $450c expiring Friday. I didn’t panic sell, I just didn’t have any more money. ### REPLY: > I didn’t panic sell, I just didn’t have any more money. /r/2meirl4_2meirl4meirl ### END.
### Comment: Typo = fake news. lol ### REPLY: Because this is the only time in history when WSJ ran fake news. \*cough\* \*pewdiepie\* \*cough\* ### END.
### Comment: I usually just hold til they're worthless ### REPLY: eh 5k is too much to hold as a loss especially if its weekly. ### END.
### Comment: They're working with them to say that they're working with them -- not because it's actually useful. ### REPLY: Smart businesses make moves that make financial sense short or long term... ### END.
### Comment: Free Cash Flow. It's operating cash flow minus capital expenditures. You can find them on the cash flow statement. Edit: It's basically money the company can use for M&A, dividends, buybacks, paying debt, etc. ### REPLY: \>Netflix \>dividends Top zozzle ### END.
### Comment: Probably still gets food stamps and drives a 98 civic ### REPLY: r/personalfinance fully erect ### END.
### Comment: Lol I feel uncomfortable showing my credit card accounts. I guess I could just show the mint that shows I have a couple thousand sitting on my cards but doesn’t specificy like card, bank, card number anything like that. Would that count as proof? If not I’d rather just delete this post then share credit card info. To be fair I’m leaving out the very relevant detail that my credit cards are in the introductory 0% interest rate period. ### REPLY: >To be fair I’m leaving out the very relevant detail that my credit cards are in the introductory 0% interest rate period. Gives you longer to repay your losses at least. ### END.
### Comment: July 20 380Cs are 10 baggers right now and rising. if you bought in first half hour. closing on a 20 bagger now ### REPLY: I woke up too late for the action smh ### END.
### Comment: The submarine had Netflix ### REPLY: >submarine Sorry, do you mean the space trash boy coffin? Or the cave dildo? ### END.
### Comment: probably short canadian weed stocks. ### REPLY: You missed that by about a week You may still make profit off of that now, but there are probably better plays out there ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: That’s a good r/inclusiveor ### END.
### Comment: Dude I just woke up and reading this made my dick so hard I thought I was dreaming. ### REPLY: Awww shit 30.01. Basically nailed it ### END.
### Comment: Just got a new card that’s 0% for 17 months. You better believe I’ll max that out by then ### REPLY: I was going to say, open a balance transfer card to dump it to if it wasn’t 0 already. ### END.
### Comment: It's exactly what's happening. ### REPLY: yeah if you ignore big dick uncle sam taking 15% of that shit, that's exactly what's happening ### END.
### Comment: I will both pay good money for that ball stomping and continue to hold the stonk. I almost liquidated at 165 and wouldn’t have felt bad so...miss me with that 2-3 months of downturn crybaby shit. (RIP call holders tho. F) ### REPLY: Holy hell were you right ### END.
### Comment: They used the word 'commit' in relation to the 50% i'm pretty sure. Obviously we could end up in some nuclear war in the next 6 months, and yeah, they might have to rethink that, just like most 'commitments'. Not sure what forward looking statement could be a commitment by your definition. ### REPLY: Lots could happen that would put buybacks on hold: - The memory market could soften faster than expected - New capital investments might be required or new opportunities arise - The trade war could impact MU more severely than expected - Chinese market entry could be faster than expected and force MU to react/respond ### END.
### Comment: Please list all the shows you like here so we can avoid them. ### REPLY: - Westworld - Game of Thrones - Stranger Things - Arrow ### END.
### Comment: Pretty much. Options, especially on this sub, are typically those in which the options contract is applied to a stock or stock index, but at the big wig corporate/institutional league, options are traded on all kinds of securities not just stocks. Bonds, foreign currencies, your dog, your disgusting clown porn collection- these can all be traded with options. ### REPLY: Interesting. Thanks! ### END.
### Comment: This. It's looked terrible on paper for a long time. At its absolute worst, this morning's dip took us AAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the way back to May. Of this year. Less than 2 months ago. Ain't nothing rational about Netflix's price, shorting it is death. Same is potentially true of TSLA. ### REPLY: I'll only buy puts on TSLA if it's moving down anyway. I never go long. I tried calls twice and both times Elon started tweeting and all of a sudden it does a 180. ### END.
### Comment: Options on triple leveraged etfs on margin ‘Kaboom!’ -our heads probably ### REPLY: yeah... who would do that... ### END.