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### Comment: Actually I do have some call verticals sold for 7/20 ### REPLY: RIP ### END.
### Comment: actually, my name's Pat. ### REPLY: You sir have seen some Pat. ### END.
### Comment: Can't wait to check back here in 4 hours ### REPLY: LOL ### END.
### Comment: 8/3 2040 call bc I am poor but already up 4% ayyyy Edit: oh no ### REPLY: Lmao..rip. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah and now watch what happens tomorrow now that NFLX is selling off. We ded across the board now. AMZN is red. ### REPLY: Bought UVXY calls at close on a hunch... watch tomorrow be deep green. Edit: goddamn it. ### END.
### Comment: lol everyone knows the grammys isn't a big circle jerk and the actual viewers of the shows get to vote on the awards, oh wait i forgot I'm thinking of the teen choice awards. ### REPLY: True I’m dead ### END.
### Comment: Yea I still haven't gotten in... what strike? ### REPLY: 7/20 65.50 calls. Hopefully the beat earnings then I'm rolling them into 7/27 vfc calls or dpz. ### END.
### Comment: It’s up +$10 today and sitting at ATHs how the hell do you pull that off? ### REPLY: These are the questions I ask myself.. ### END.
### Comment: r/pfjerk ### REPLY: thank you for the most generous gift. ### END.
### Comment: i work in cloud computing, it's not load. there's a technical issue. their phone app is down too. ### REPLY: Fixed. ### END.
### Comment: > IQ has far and away the best content Source? I've heard from people that Tencent Video is way better because they have the best anime. ### REPLY: IQ has a partnership with Netflix. There have been several DD posts on /r/WSB claiming that IQ has the best content. If you search you should be able to find them. ### END.
### Comment: Long dildos? Also heard that in Skwisgaar's voice. ### REPLY: Not too long depending on who you ask ### END.
### Comment: mine expires aug 17, Im feeling alright. ### REPLY: I have 7/27 and and 8/03..just hoping they crush earnings or have the runup of a century, esp after this nflx drop ### END.
### Comment: Or do I buy puts right now? ### REPLY: shorting NFLX is a long term disaster ### END.
### Comment: I think they'll meet expectations. I traded my calls for pure stocks because the IV will collapse tonight. maybe it drops a bit, but continued profitability will mean 420 by month's end or August end. ### REPLY: Buyer Beware. ### END.
### Comment: And like inflation, doing nothing isn't free either... ### REPLY: 'Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!' -Through the Looking-Glass (Alice in Wonderland sequel) ### END.
### Comment: They don’t have to cancel the deal on the 25th, that’s a proposed date. ### REPLY: They could extend, but NXP has been in a limbo waiting for the takeover. Why wouldn't they pursue an End Date Termination and collect the $2B? Wouldn't that be just as advantageous at this point? ### END.
### Comment: Time Warner still runs HBO. It was a merger... also HBO has fatter margins than NFLX. ### REPLY: Does NFLX \*have\* margins? ### END.
### Comment: About $180k less than if they held. ### REPLY: In 2009 the economy wasn't so hot, so they probably did the right thing. ### END.
### Comment: he didn't read CNBC ### REPLY: FOX\* ### END.
### Comment: vagina ### REPLY: Oh my God, HAHAHA...... ### END.
### Comment: Best thing about her is she is from Texas. Stay in Texas a while and you will see alot pretty ladies. Go to Texas Marry a spicy Texan lady. You'll be set. ### REPLY: There’s 3 important steps to do this 1. Be attractive 2. Don’t be unattractive 3. Be rich ### END.
### Comment: It sucks because I really wanted to play a straddle but shit is too expensive. Certainly not gonna touch this. ### REPLY: We'll see how it opens, but it looks like a straddle would have paid off. ### END.
### Comment: You sell a put at 45. Stock drops to 35. You get assigned. You're now much poorer than you just were. 'barely any risk' is ASSUMING that every stock will somehow make it back to its current price in a timely manner, which is often not the case. ### REPLY: 'It's only a loss if you sell.' ### END.
### Comment: Hahahahaha ### REPLY: Well I'll be damned. ### END.
### Comment: No, it won't. ### REPLY: Ok lol, this didn't age well. ### END.
### Comment: you're not smart ### REPLY: They could be leaps. ### END.
### Comment: If I could answer that, I'd be too busy doing blow with Buffett to see this post. However, on a serious note, I personally believe that BAC will lose momentum as all the call and shareholders sell to secure minimal losses or even gain. ### REPLY: Yeah i set a trailing limit that hit lol ### END.
### Comment: I expect this to be our subreddit wallpaper by end of day. ### REPLY: God I love a good ole hard bull market .... ### END.
### Comment: The nonbelievers. They will not enjoy our post ER beat tendies with us. ### REPLY: IV crush. ### END.
### Comment: What's the expiry ### REPLY: oct ### END.
### Comment: Take $100,000 that I could diversify into real estate, multiple stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and entrepreneurship’s or 10% stock of a company that was 7 years from its IPO. Nike was profitable at the time but the two sponsorship deals one with the NCAA and one with Jordan that made Nike what it is today we’re over a decade away. That’s not even mentioning that the sports boom of today was not predictable in the 70s. It wasn’t a sure bet by any stretch of the imagination. ### REPLY: yeah that or just spend it on a tonne of coke and heroin so you die happy before you can spend all of it 🤔 ### END.
### Comment: Hey now, Musk has some verifiable track record with PayPal. Embarrassing recent comments from Musk aside, oof.. Tesla is making good cars, an actual physical product that seems to sell well enough so far, business viability is iffy. SpaceX is securing government contracts. He is a hype man, but that is a big part of his job. ### REPLY: Musk was booted from being the PayPal ceo after 6 months. ### END.
### Comment: Are you saying that You need to make >$100K to afford a $500 emergency? That's moronic. ### REPLY: That's not at all what I'm saying. I'm saying people over that income range tend to have more money tied-up in savings, investments, etc. ### END.
### Comment: As a half jew, I half hate $DIS. Indecisive sideways stink. ### REPLY: > half jew In or out, we don't like indecisive losers. ### END.
### Comment: All jokes aside I wonder how much of Robinhood's money comes from hooking up broke ass people with margin accounts and then doing a margin call with huge fines when they go yolo on some shit stock. ### REPLY: no they make the money front-running transactions with the second level data. they also make a spread of 5% on all 'market' orders. so always use limits ### END.
### Comment: Why spend money for no growth, when you could just have used that CA money to pay back shareholders and spend on capex/research (growth)? ### REPLY: They aren't following a tech paradigm that's for sure. ### END.
### Comment: ah so that's why it went up and then down ### REPLY: This is the DD I come here for. ### END.
### Comment: This is even more retarded than your trades. Unless your friends are a bunch of edgy hipsters or virgins, your gaming is not gonna increase. Or by settled down you mean resigned to neethood. ### REPLY: didn't age well ### END.
### Comment: Eradicating malaria. Won't someone think of those poor mosquitoes??! ### REPLY: We just need to round up all these commies in latestatecucks because they are so fucking annoying. Fucking bums the whole bunch of them ### END.
### Comment: Oh ok i get it now. Your wording confused me. He didnt get banned he just got a PDT restriction. When you said he got banned it seemed like you meant actually banned from RH. Kinda sad he is a 'boss' somewhere yet cant put together 25K in a trading account ### REPLY: Yea this company sucks ass - im outta here soon as i get an offer for even slighty higher. ### END.
### Comment: I actually bought more puts at close :) ### REPLY: I closed all my bull play late last week and didn’t touch it since then, was expecting a dip not THE dip though guess I’m selling premium tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: And how much do you loose if AMZN moves down $40 in TWO DAYS? Look at AH, nearly half way there... ### REPLY: This is why we can't have nice things... ### END.
### Comment: Same boat except I have a 12/21 $500 ### REPLY: Ouch. Yeah I kept it sub $500. 1/19/19 $480 here At least our contracts still have value. Figured if it went against can either A) hold or B) liquidate and go back to full time scalping/no swing trade. Rolled into these calls with +200% from 7/20 $400’s i bought back at start of June. So most if not all those gains are gone, but wont be completely snuffed out like the short term calls that people are holding ### END.
### Comment: I had a chance to buy during their IPO and I remember thinking how stupid it was to have a lithium ion battery power a car ha ### REPLY: I thought it was dumb because the way people like myself have to commute I couldn't make it to work (45 miles) on a charge with the battery cars then. ### END.
### Comment: The flair checks out. ### REPLY: About as good dd as buying puts on Netflix caz ur friends canceled ### END.
### Comment: Look at that falling cliff graph. Could be some serious loss porn from NFLX call holders tomorrow. Glad I stayed out. ### REPLY: Goddamn. Put holders rejoicing ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: I had 10k, bought a ton of Ford, Citi, AIG and more as it was 2010. I ended up selling everything before crazy gains so I could buy a house. Ended up with a better return on the house than if I went all in on tesla ipo. ### REPLY: Wait what house is making 1000%?? ### END.
### Comment: Wow, Facebook advertising AMD to a guy who probably searches for AMD-related stock information. Shocker. PS: Charge your phone and get an ad-blocker. ### REPLY: Shhhh fggt ### END.
### Comment: You say that as a joke but a stunning amount of young people support 'Democratic Socialism' then attempt to justify it by using Sweden as an example of how socialism works. I can't tell if they legitimately don't know what the word socialism means or if they're dumb enough to think its a viable economic model. Oh yeah, and they learned these concepts at their 40k/year Universities. ### REPLY: The only reason why they are paying 40k a year is because of the government programs guaranteeing loans. Jesus fucking christ these people are so dense ### END.
### Comment: Huh ### REPLY: Numbers guy. Probably generates reports more than consults verbally. ### END.
### Comment: They recommend doing them through earnings specifically ### REPLY: bro ur retarded maybe a 1 day play to capture the IV crush, but usually not an iron condor. tom specifically loves his undefined risk plays cuz he's got a big dick , strong hands, and can handle the potential of a blow up. anyone else's recommendation on that show, other than tony maybe, should be taken with a grain of bath salts. ### END.
### Comment: Go suck a cock ### REPLY: Nope. ### END.
### Comment: 68 is my equity position. The stock price is about $190. Each option is about 29 $ or $2,900 per single contract at the moment. ### REPLY: I followed you in with 1 contract @ 32% of my USD holdings. May Papa Ma give us many dumplings. ### END.
### Comment: I just looked up what that is, and I'm pretty sure I have cancer now. ### REPLY: nah, just road rash ### END.
### Comment: How ur hole? ### REPLY: Back down on Earth. This is all NASA’s fault ### END.
### Comment: just follow your gut, bud ### REPLY: My gut tells me NFLX is trash, but the vast majority of humans enjoy trash... ### END.
### Comment: Yeah didn't have the balls to buy puts as well. Might long it and pick up some 'cheap' calls after everything settles in a week or two. ### REPLY: Samesies ### END.
### Comment: Average down if your belief in it is strong..if it hits $200 and you buy the same amount of shares as your $400 lot, your cost basis will only be $300. You'll reap the rewards (if it recovered lol) ### REPLY: Yea...trying to decide whether to average out at $345...I don't believe in this stock...I just want to recover ### END.
### Comment: Well yeah but I've seen people say there are fees and shit when they do a margin call. I often wonder if they make a lot from that. ### REPLY: oh im sure they rpe you. ### END.
### Comment: No you're just part if the problem and you should be ashamed. Although I do the same thing and trade HBO and hulu for it. ### REPLY: My friend gave me his Hulu and Comcast and didn't ask for anything in return. I feel like I owe him an old-fashioned or something. ### END.
### Comment: ? 9 415 Puts 415-345 (at time of trading)=70X900=63000 ### REPLY: That's not how pricing works. Also it's at 330. ### END.
### Comment: >Rent price in LA varies so much from street to street Breaking: Rent not completely uniform in major metropolitan area, housing affordability crisis solved ### REPLY: You are the one you suggested to move in Nowhere, Indiana. I just said you can have LA salary and don't spend it all on rent. ### END.
### Comment: Yes, it's hard for me to understand what you mean by value when you keep equivocating between it meaning 'produces something that benefits mankind' and 'makes money.' Cleaning up shit, as you put it, is actually very valuable work because it prevents all kinds of public health problems that cost a lot more than a stock's earnings to treat. ### REPLY: If anything, science and engineering has made the job of the shit cleaner easier. In the dark ages people dig a hole in the ground then hire people to empty them using buckets. Those workers go through their workday covered in human waste. Then engineers developed sewage systems and waste pumps. In the rural areas you still have to empty your septic tank occasionally, but now they mainly just stick a tube down there and suck it out with a pump. ### END.
### Comment: I will suck it for 3.5%. ### REPLY: Bid war. ### END.
### Comment: IC’s generally aren’t a good strategy for earnings. You’d be a lot more successful using a Calendar Spread if you’re really trying to play an IV crush. ### REPLY: Diagonals are great for earnings. ### END.
### Comment: They could extend, but NXP has been in a limbo waiting for the takeover. Why wouldn't they pursue an End Date Termination and collect the $2B? Wouldn't that be just as advantageous at this point? ### REPLY: It’s not up to NXP. It’s up to Qualcomm and there are 2 billion reasons to extend. ### END.
### Comment: Actually, check this out. At his peak, Rockefeller's wealth would have been equal to 400B today, which was equal to 1.5% of America's GDP at the time. What confuses me is that when I plug that 1.5% into America's GDP today I get 270B. That figure should be much much higher because of American's GDP growth since that time. Not sure what I did wrong in my calculations/research. ### REPLY: Nothing. This just shows that inflation is faster than GDP growth. ### END.
### Comment: Much more lol ### REPLY: Yeah no doubt, wtf was i thinking LOL ### END.
### Comment: Dec QQQ puts here. In it for the long bleed. Mid terms should be especially bloody if the democrats win. ### REPLY: Shhh don't talk politics here we're surrounded by red hats ### END.
### Comment: Or a suped up Honda He’s up like 40k ### REPLY: Just shows how expsensive puts already were, with that kind of a homerun you 'only' look at 200%. ### END.
### Comment: Hey man at least you arent fooling yourself about what you are doing ### REPLY: I knew going in what I was doing ### END.
### Comment: Sub in Nvidia for Netflix. FANG can still live. ### REPLY: No. Don't ruin a good thing. ### END.
### Comment: Elon should send his space trash boy coffin to go save them. ### REPLY: I'm gong to start a band called space trash boy coffin ### END.
### Comment: Phew, it's not a loss until I sell either. ### REPLY: Except it kind of is ### END.
### Comment: Black mirror is pretty good. narcos, orange is the new black and 13 reasons why. but i see your point. most other netflix original shows are really' mediocre. Must've cost them a lot since not a lot of people really watch them ### REPLY: I liked altered carbon as well but their budget for that must have been insane ### END.
### Comment: Just buy the fucking stock then and stop missing out on upside ### REPLY: Who cares about hundreds in upside when I can make thousands with options? ### END.
### Comment: LOL look at AH. ### REPLY: GOOGL/UNH never crossed. AMZN opened above, never entered. ### END.
### Comment: Seriously? Buying fking FDs and options and day trading isn’t lottery? ... GTFOH. I have 90% long term portfolio and 10% I lotto on. ### REPLY: at least with lotto and other gambling you have a consistent probability of winning, while with FDs the probability is fucked if you buy something that has 1:100 risk:reward or more. ### END.
### Comment: Your face is dumb ### REPLY: Gott'em ### END.
### Comment: Buzzfeed Markets** ### REPLY: Wizdaddy** ### END.
### Comment: 50 point discount for me. No complaints here. Just bought some. ### REPLY: You were worried about the market in general and accepted a 1% discount on AMZN? ### END.
### Comment: Daddy Buffett has enough money to buy a new supercar and have Gorden Ramsey on retainer as his personal chef but he still drives a Cadillac and gets an egg mcmuffin from a McDonalds drive through every morning. ### REPLY: Cadillacs are still technically luxury ### END.
### Comment: It’s all relative and depends on the size of his account. Anyone willing to put 20k on some FDs probably has a 100k account minimum. ### REPLY: I would really hope it the account is a lot bigger than that. 20% on a single FD is a bit silly. ### END.
### Comment: I got around 4K in long calls, probably going to pick up 2K worth more tmrw. ### REPLY: I'm in with about $10k, held my back from buying more today when it was at $201 ### END.
### Comment: No shit. But I'm talking strictly about the stocks. Not the company. Both of these stocks have RETARDED amounts of gains this year alone...guess what the sp500 has done for the entire year?? Basically flat. So who has the most profits? Shareholders of amzn, nflx, etc. Guess what those shareholders are gonna do IF a bad ER or news comes out? LOCK IN GAINS IMMEDIATELY ### REPLY: Fang stocks make up 83% or so of the “up” S&P increase this year. Go see what the black rock ceo said about this today ### END.
### Comment: No shit.... Fuck me. ### REPLY: shit, son ### END.
### Comment: That’s way too many words ### REPLY: atta boy ### END.
### Comment: As of 4:52 est PM it’s still the same price ### REPLY: Proud of you ### END.
### Comment: It’s called Wiz Daddy. I’d totally do that for lulz but no Robinhood in Canada so I’d just get cucked on commissions. ### REPLY: oh god imagine a daily WizDaddy TV segment that has a bar down the bottom showing previous week's loads and gives a new one each show. I feel like that's 10x more engaging and you won't usually lose it *all*. ### END.
### Comment: Amazon lives up to revenue expectations all the time. If you mean profit, then they can turn a big profit any time they decide to stop expanding as much. ### REPLY: honestly why would they ever turn a profit. it's designed to re-invest all the profit and inflate the share price to get around corporate taxes ### END.
### Comment: > I have a family to take care of this money is for them when I’m dead. Bet lil Tommy is gonna be really happy to inherit that YOLO account with $10 left in it. ### REPLY: Haha I’m 26 and each kid has 600k right now if I don’t wake up. Cool story though ### END.
### Comment: God I love a good ole hard bull market .... ### REPLY: bull donger bid for 23.41 tendie points sent ### END.
### Comment: No point in bragging about couple thousand dollar gains. It’s not life changing money. ### REPLY: Well with all the shit you've talked, you'll have to forgive us for thinking it was a monster play. ### END.
### Comment: The fucked up part of it was the mods allowed the same users to spam the place with racist shitposts day and night and even went so far as to say 'dont report it to us, we aren't going to do anything about it because it's free speech blah blah blah.' The hell is the purpose of having mods at that point? Wsb is saturated with low quality shit-posts/screengrabs, but it's nowhere near as bad as that dump. ### REPLY: It seems like all right leaning subreddits have been hijacked by far right advocates... Sucks for conservatives by principle. ### END.
### Comment: Those aren't the annoying part, the annoying shit is the retards posting the same news that's already been posted twenty fucking times. I lost count of how many Elon pedo posts there were last night. ### REPLY: Especially shit that is on the front page of the sub. Even images. That damn dildo bull was the second top 'hot' post, *under the stickied daily discussion*. Some retard posted that exact same image 2 hours later. ### END.
### Comment: Everyone else would... Money don't come that easy. ### REPLY: if everyone else did (depending what you mean by everyone) either the stock would just end up trading at that price or a smaller percentage of those orders would get filled. ### END.
### Comment: I've got an FD so i cant really take a few bad days. I'm liking the NASDAQ futures though, so we'll see. ### REPLY: I would take profit and run tomorrow then. Market is going to be nervous now into next week’s big tech earnings I would think. ### END.
### Comment: This wasn't about Leibniz. ### REPLY: Shots fired ### END.