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### Comment: Holy hell were you right ### REPLY: About the ball stomping thing? Yeah man...check it out! And thank God. ### END.
### Comment: Options don't trade during closed market so price doesn't change. Look at the option that was equally ITM/OTM as yours at close, and that is about what the value should be. I have $65s that book $1.20 at close, but now worth over $3.00 using this estimation method ### REPLY: this is genius! thanks! ### END.
### Comment: Get in early cause ER next Friday ### REPLY: i don't think I'd be able to sleep well writing covered calls on these even going all the way to $32 ### END.
### Comment: It isn't about the beat that will make AMZN tank or rocket, it's what else is in the plan. I'm guessing everyone knows they will beat estimates, people are now betting on further growth and what they're planning to take over next. ### REPLY: This. People only care about guidance ### END.
### Comment: Were those mu 90s? ### REPLY: 65s and 70s my man ### END.
### Comment: Why is Amat gonna dip? ### REPLY: AMAT has been in a dip since May, but it's bouncing off low. ### END.
### Comment: yeah if you ignore big dick uncle sam taking 15% of that shit, that's exactly what's happening ### REPLY: The only way you can save that %15 is if you lose your money. ### END.
### Comment: $3-4,000; not 3-4,000$. ### REPLY: Split at $4 is reasonable, I agree ### END.
### Comment: Eyeballing their POS systems it does not appear to be the case. Unless I missed an announcement years ago or something. edit: Looks like they do use Square for popups, see [here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiLSNr_WsAAaK2v.jpg). But doesn't look like they use it in stores. Square added Shake Shack CEO to board of directors on Jul 20, 2017. ### REPLY: Square powers the payments for their self serve kiosks https://fuzzproductions.com/work/shake-shack-kiosk ### END.
### Comment: time to wagecuck another day ### REPLY: DINNER RUSH INCOMING, MAN THE FRYERS!!! ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: U ### END.
### Comment: Eh, they already own VUDU, which I use quite often, and they started streaming movies and shows free with ads recently I don't think it's a stretch to expand on that ### REPLY: Lemme guess tmobile free vudu credits right? ### END.
### Comment: If you need a metric to tell you that AMZN could increase earnings more readily than NFLX could, you are in the wrong profession/hobby. ### REPLY: Not comparing Netflix to amazon. Just wondering what ways amazon can use to expand its net margins because from what I see in its financial statements it’s not just a simple “oh we’ll just stop investing in growth and turn on the profits”. ### END.
### Comment: What is a call? ### REPLY: *one of us, one of us* ### END.
### Comment: Rock hard. Hold through the day tomorrow? ### REPLY: I don't know I'm kind of paranoid I literally went all in on CSX so I'm contemplating just selling it open instead of blowing up my portfolio LOL ### END.
### Comment: nice ### REPLY: nice ### END.
### Comment: Look for stocks that have fallen rapidly, do DD to see if its an overreaction. Buy in low, or buy long calls. Profit. ### REPLY: Second this. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck off with that shit ### REPLY: General Assholi ### END.
### Comment: It's money out of shareholders pockets to pay lawyers for something that has zero actual impact on shareholder returns. ### REPLY: What do you mean by that? Does split cost a lot of money? Thanks. ### END.
### Comment: That's a lot of friends though. Massive data points he collected. I wish I had that many for research ### REPLY: Ask us, we'll shoot ya straight. ### END.
### Comment: Something something my dick ### REPLY: Like anyone would put that near their mouth. ### END.
### Comment: Microsoft is the business. Ol faithful. ### REPLY: Msft and V may not buy you a yacht. But I’m on my way to a really nice row boat. ### END.
### Comment: Nice, did you try to buy it though? I can see Xiaomi and set a limit buy, but once I go to preview order the error pops up. ### REPLY: I didn't have funds available on IPO day but bought it on the second day ### END.
### Comment: Unbelievable amount of FOMO. I bought, the stock dropped, I sold, the stock rebounded and I hopped back in. Too bad I don’t have iron hands or I would have something like a 5-7% gain in 3 days just with that stock alone. ### REPLY: classic wsb moves ### END.
### Comment: It's not a dignified job but someone has to tard wrangle. ### REPLY: Do you need to be autistic to join? ### END.
### Comment: This^ The case was from July 2017, and in a circuit court. It has many years before any payments are made. I dont know about stock price movement, but lawyers will get to print some tendies. ### REPLY: Nailed it ### END.
### Comment: Lol they bought sandisk which makes.... ### REPLY: Make me a list of new products launched since then. ### END.
### Comment: It's photoshop Edit: just triggering folks, I’ve seen this guy post ### REPLY: Possibly but he’s been posting his $SHOP position for awhile now. I remember those 4,444 shares. ### END.
### Comment: What? ### REPLY: don't count your eggs before they hatch, your gonna jinx your profits ### END.
### Comment: you could make it a rule to sell before eod or use stop losses (mental or otherwise) if youre thinking about trading fds. waiting for a losing position to turn green because it “has to come back eventually” is a shitty strategy in my experience..also you made good gains already so i dont know why you have to yolo your whole account every trade anymore, risk management will save your ass and let you trade another day when you get burned ### REPLY: Solid advice. Thanks. Eventually I'll probably get burned but the plan now is to keep the stakes extremely high. I'd like to be at 100k at least by the end of the year ### END.
### Comment: Affirmative ### REPLY: Can you elaborate? (How should I know about these? I'm retarded!) ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: Did you look at their share price? ### REPLY: I did the same thing netflix bro did - asked 7 people. ### END.
### Comment: Ouch ... this is so close but tempting. How much were they ### REPLY: $0.42 at close, I think. ### END.
### Comment: Probably because I'm a greedy tard ### REPLY: Hopefully the IV crush doesn't shove a rod up our assholes ### END.
### Comment: Please flair this submission. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: Gawd take a chill pill ### END.
### Comment: Because it was up 37.64% today probably. ### REPLY: It just went down as much two weeks ago ### END.
### Comment: 70%. My DD is this: I see a FUCK ton of Carvana cars on the road. Way more than I did even 3 months ago. ### REPLY: I bought one and it's a piece of shit ### END.
### Comment: Still haven’t recovered from that fateful day ### REPLY: Just got back from it today. Thanks ADBE! Can't believe I didn't play NFLX though... ### END.
### Comment: 7/20 $90c free money ### REPLY: Oooh that one guy is gonna be mad if he sees this ### END.
### Comment: And you decide then really on the edge... then boom! camera cuts to the shot from behind where you only see the guy’s ass and his balls clanking around. I mean come on?? Who wants that?? Why would I want to see the guy’s balls banging against the other guy’s balls? ### REPLY: A+ plot twist ### END.
### Comment: I had 1.5 mil with margin that’s 3 mil. Got over extended when sfix ran up about 30% in a single week. ### REPLY: 3 million invested in dividend stocks averaging 5% is 150k per year. Why are you doing such risky trades? What is your objective? ### END.
### Comment: 340k is money I’ve saved over the last 5 years working 1-4 jobs at a time. Had an awesome year last year and ended with a net profit of 480 on a starting bal of 230. This year was goin good... was up 850k in feb then lost 1.1 mil. Made about 900k back up until I entered shorts on sq and sfix now I’m down about 200k from where I ended last year. ### REPLY: I would love to see your trade history. I bet you're right about a lot of the positions and just missed the timing. ### END.
### Comment: I made 7k of nflx today and didn't close. Kinda scared now. Edit, 3k was from my put I closed this morning but ya probably not gonna make that extra 4 ### REPLY: If you didn't close you didn't make it. ### END.
### Comment: USOU is where it's at ### REPLY: This. Jan 2019 Leaps ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I can understand that. The reason it plummeted recently was they announced they were acquiring a software company $ca for a %20 premium. I personally believe that the sell off was an over reaction. ### REPLY: Yes but CA is actually a trash tier company. ### END.
### Comment: I’m reasonable - $40m is good enough for me ### REPLY: I'll say fuck you to anyone for $30mil ### END.
### Comment: ... and reposition with 3% OTM ones ### REPLY: and double the position cost ### END.
### Comment: Yeah there is definitely a lot of danger with this stock in the, 'but this time is different' storyline. I mean, you have said it yourself a few times: MU is 80-90% Big Boi owned. It's pretty volatile, but there's money to be made on these swings, too. I honestly thought it would be $60+ right now, $70 after the next ER, \~$75 in Jan. '19. I think that could still happen... but it could also swing between $45 and $65 for another 3 years... ### REPLY: I was 100% going to buy puts this last ER and then I didn't, so dumb ### END.
### Comment: I'm still down 18%, despite today's gainz. ### REPLY: STFU I'm still down 74% ### END.
### Comment: I was waiting for someone to comment this ### REPLY: What’s the point in even buying 1 share ### END.
### Comment: haha, you could actually cancel the deposit in RH I think if you closed the position same day ### REPLY: Sounds illegal but I’m doing this tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Everyone figures shit out at a different pace. It's alright to poke a little fun but no need to be discouraging. ### REPLY: OP is coiling up for a breakout. just look at his chart. plus, fundamental DD: he managed to pay down all debt *and* turn a profit over this past year. he has identified the flaws in his operations with a plan to correct them and has raised guidance for next year. i'm buying leaps on this guy ### END.
### Comment: Please flair this submission. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: flair: faggotry ### END.
### Comment: N ### REPLY: K ### END.
### Comment: This...13% drop after hours and no bounce the next day? They'd have to find a satanic altar in the HQ to make that happen. ### REPLY: The dip was well deserved with those numbers but Netflix has no viable competitor so holding for the long term feels like a better idea. ### END.
### Comment: ur economics class was full of retarded normies. Only good thing about that experience is that you know they're not in this sub. ### REPLY: What do you mean they're not in the sub? They're mods. ### END.
### Comment: I’ve been working 14 hours a day for 7 years straight. ### REPLY: good for you! my respect. ### END.
### Comment: yeah... who would do that... ### REPLY: Haha I realized what I wrote after I wrote it, but no one caught it until you! ### END.
### Comment: Instructions unclear. Bought Doge $50 by 7/20 ### REPLY: Selling $50 dodge calls 7/20 at $0.78 you heard it here folks. Buy now! ### END.
### Comment: Way to be a douche about it. Just because it can be extended doesn’t mean it will be. ### REPLY: RemindMe! In 16 years about giving /u/pictocube all my earthly possessions in the case that Madsen is released on time. ### END.
### Comment: Benefit of being up over 150%, a 5% dip doesn't hurt and selling would cost you more because of taxes if your in short term tax and up a ton you have to expect a 30% reduction to buy back in at the same amount after taxes, makes holding dips way easier ### REPLY: This. ### END.
### Comment: Start lookin for a yacht ### REPLY: CSX up 4% pre-market! Sweetballs, dude! I'm prolly gonna make like $150 or something ### END.
### Comment: [It was you!](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8yk27v/calling_the_funko_breakout_for_earnings_ill_take/) Enjoy your tendies bro ### REPLY: Thank you sir! I’m selling the news and getting back in after the sell off. I still think they’re gonna blow up for earnings. ### END.
### Comment: Depends on the run up for me. I'll sell if IQ hits 50 prior to earnings. I can't imagine their growth is less than ridiculous, considering June alone was 260% YoY itself. Not looking anywhere near overbought right now either. ### REPLY: What the day is the ER? ### END.
### Comment: I’ll be closing mine ASAP, cause I have no balls ### REPLY: Yeah me too. Green is green. Not going to try to optimize anything. 100% should be more than enough. XD ### END.
### Comment: But I like that 4,444 number so much. I need so at least a few more money for 5,555 shares ### REPLY: wouldn't it be 55,555 shares? ### END.
### Comment: Please fuck off ### REPLY: Please flair this comment ### END.
### Comment: Solid advice. Thanks. Eventually I'll probably get burned but the plan now is to keep the stakes extremely high. I'd like to be at 100k at least by the end of the year ### REPLY: !Remind me 12/31 search local homeless shelter to rescue microvirus from immense poverty. ### END.
### Comment: It will dip on earnings. ### REPLY: what's your thinking behind that? ### END.
### Comment: 31B/90*.05 is only 17M a day ### REPLY: I agree, but the wording makes it seem like a fine on the average daily revenue, not on 90 days of revenue But yes, it would be 5% on 90 days of revenue, where the daily revenue is averaged and multiplied by 90 ### END.
### Comment: How the hell are you able to comment? ### REPLY: maybe since it's his thread? ### END.
### Comment: GE, BAC, FD All OTM calls expiring friday ### REPLY: GE seriously? ### END.
### Comment: But what if it works my dude? ### REPLY: If Amazon drops enough to make puts valuable, we're in for another wsb recession. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but i feel like there is a pretty big difference between going there to bang hookers and going there to bang children. I'm pretty sure the non-underaged hooker scene is pretty big there. I don't really see the big deal with banging hot adult thai girls. Going to bang 12 year olds on the other hand... ### REPLY: There most certainly is, and there’s hookers everywhere - and yes in Thailand they’re cheap and especially plentiful - but one has to face a special sort of stigma (and a long flight) going there for...just regular ol hookers? ### END.
### Comment: If I did the math right, that's $100 billion a day in average daily revenues 0.05 * (average daily revenue) = $5.1 billion I think I'm wrong though ### REPLY: I believe that the 4,3 billion euros fine is now. If they continue 90 days from today, they can get the 5% as extra fine. ### END.
### Comment: How did you get it fixed? Or did it just show the correct number at open? ### REPLY: I believe it corrected itself at open the next day. ### END.
### Comment: Sadly no, posting on Reddit would be such a idiotic thing to do if that were the case. Just do some research and place a bet on your fav horse. ### REPLY: Wasn't really serious lol ### END.
### Comment: Not everyone is 15 like you bucko. ### REPLY: Sowwwwwwyyyyy ### END.
### Comment: Sounds illegal but I’m doing this tomorrow ### REPLY: 'I'm sorry, I have misinterpreted the rules' ### END.
### Comment: Is interest charged monthly or yearly? ### REPLY: Not sure, haven't paid attention other than watching my balance grow ### END.
### Comment: Please flair this submission. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: >Please flair this submission. Fake Putin rides gay bull. ### END.
### Comment: I thought that it being terrible was the funny part. ### REPLY: oh in this context its funny - but just so many people touting it lately. anyways nbd. ### END.
### Comment: I have and never will repost someone else's material. I'll leave it to the karma whores. ### REPLY: Everything is recycled. Everything is sampled. Everything is built upon someone elses ideas. I added silly text to a silly gif and now it's karma whoring? Please downvote, it's at a whopping 9! Karma whoring would involve plastering this on multiple boards. But no, this was posted to make 9 other idiots laugh for half a second and be forgotten. Teach me how I can be cool like you now? ### END.
### Comment: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/duediligence.asp ### REPLY: No don't tell him ### END.
### Comment: I was under the impression Robinhood didn't give out options to new accounts immediately. So you're saying you opened an account and began trading options and immediately? While having no experience what so ever? ### REPLY: They don't give options until you ask, but experience is irrelevant. ### END.
### Comment: huehuehuehue https://imgur.com/5mhCdEm.jpg ### REPLY: Hope you sold for $3 ### END.
### Comment: flair: faggotry ### REPLY: New flair idea ### END.
### Comment: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/jim-cramer-doesnt-beat-the-market-2016-05-13 ### REPLY: 'While the fund outperformed the 500-member index in the years leading up to the 2008 financial crisis—which Hartley said was partially a reflection of the fund’s previous inclusion of small-cap companies and growth stocks that were outperforming during the pre-recession bull run—**things have gotten worse since 2011, with Action Alerts Plus falling 9.5% in that year, when the S&P 500 was unmoved. It rose just 1.3% in 2014, versus an 11.4% increase for the S&P, the study found.'** ### END.
### Comment: Selling $50 dodge calls 7/20 at $0.78 you heard it here folks. Buy now! ### REPLY: I'll sell fucking 2.50 doge calls for 7/20 at $0.5 Minimum 100 contracts. ### END.
### Comment: I feel like u fail to realize that the infrastructure that amazon has built the last 10 years is crazy, if u want to compete against them it would take years to catch up. ### REPLY: it would take years assuming Jeff Bezos just hit the brakes, which he'd never do. Until we hit some singularity of zero, nobody will ever come close to Bezos' machine. ### END.
### Comment: @ what entry price? ### REPLY: No idea ### END.
### Comment: BINGO... ### REPLY: I'm in with you for exactly 1% the amount haha ### END.
### Comment: Yup. I work with VoIP for my job and dispatchers are mostly understanding. important that you clarifies your whiteness tho, then they can verify your privilege points and all is good. ### REPLY: What if you’ve recently been to the beach and are slightly tan? Should I start using a sun umbrella to maintain full privilege points? ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as a YOLO. If this isn't an entertaining and/or risky trade with a reasonable amount of money then perhaps you should re-flair this before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: Kill yourself. ### END.
### Comment: I'll have to ask a few dozen daddies for that type of 'loan' ### REPLY: More like a few hundred thousand. ### END.
### Comment: JD has been fucking me in the ass for the past month. ### REPLY: I’ve been adding, don’t see much downside at this price, ready for a bounce, oversold ### END.
### Comment: Except the stock market isn't a lottery. You can make reasonable assumptions about which companies have a better chance of succeeding relative to others. With the lottery, numbers are quite literally picked at random. ### REPLY: My point is everyone is a billionaire with decades of hindsight. ### END.
### Comment: I stopped dumping money into fucking MU options and what a surprise I stopped hemorrhaging tendies everywhere. ### REPLY: I've learned this the hard way as well. Sticking to MU stocks for now. ### END.
### Comment: Well, do that AND have monster tariffs, and don't pay for your own defense. Thanks America! ### REPLY: \^ this. ### END.