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### Comment: I was a virgin until MU fucked me ### REPLY: Depending on the level of fucking, the wisdom you gain is pretty much equivalent. ### END.
### Comment: Is it like 20 something white college boy bro talk or wigger or both? Cause it's black but not black and then there's a white nuclear family type of sensibility to it with aspirations of yacht wealth. ### REPLY: Ok maybe you do belong here ### END.
### Comment: Nasdaq up 20%, s&p up 13%. So they grossly underperformed both ### REPLY: He is retarded for getting money managers. It is almost impossible to find one that can consistently beat the market. Add on top of that their steep management fees and it is almost guaranteed that he will underperform the market. He should really just put his money into a diversified portfolio of etfs and bonds ### END.
### Comment: Costs are naturally higher than revenue tho. As it's revenue has grown, it's losses have equally grown ### REPLY: During the growth cycle the market cares very little about earnings, the revenue stream, market share, and customer base is what's important. For example look at AMZN between years 2009 to 2014 where they were reinvesting in themselves heavily, or companies like $CVNA where they're burning cash up the ass and investors lapping that shit up. Now if they reach a certain size and can't convert to earnings then you get a massive bubble pop ### END.
### Comment: but im am retarded.... ### REPLY: But in comparison to half this sub you're a genius. ### END.
### Comment: Heroes never die ### REPLY: LEGENDS NEVER DIE ### END.
### Comment: Yo what up trivago ### REPLY: What strike and date do I buy. I can already feel the greed ### END.
### Comment: I've made like 3 options trades, I literally started learning about options just so I understood the memes. Makes them a lot funnier. ### REPLY: What an autist u r...well done. ### END.
### Comment: I don't think it's Places..places is cool but it's just an add on. I'd be disappointed if they came out and said that's what they'd been working on. They kept hinting that the new revenue source would be a big add on for current users to spend on sort of like Gold was. ### REPLY: I hope you are right! I do think places is not just valuable in terms of keeping users happy but potentially in terms of advertising. I am very resistant to tag or check-in to any location service, however I have been allowing it on Tinder because it is worth it if I meet someone. I have a feeling they will be able to improve advertising, have businesses interact with people who have check-in, get paid by concert venues, or sell the data. ### END.
### Comment: Whaaat. How? Tell me master. I’m literally too fucking lazy to look this up. 🤣 ### REPLY: Update the app. Then when in options chain click select in top right to choose multiple options, select one to buy, change tab to sell call for same date and sell the higher strike to open a call spread. If you already have the long call just go to sell call for same date and it’ll use the call you own as collateral. In this second scenario you will have trouble closing them both only if it’s the exact day they expire but hopefully robinhood fixes that soon ### END.
### Comment: It's not a question of 'can'. Dilution will reduce Musk's control over the company, which he tends to avoid unless absolutely necessary. Now that Model 3 production seems to have been improved, I don't think their money issues will get any worse than it is already. GL on those puts, or if you still feel like throwing it away, I can give my paypal info you can send that money over to me. ### REPLY: Aren’t they in a heap of trouble if the stock is under $360 when the next round of bonds mature? Edit: not the next round, it’s the ones in March ### END.
### Comment: Paper money account if I remember correctly. The autistics here apparently used the first 4 numbers/characters in his trading account to prove it was a paper account in some 4chan style shit ### REPLY: Our ol pharm friend called up his broker and verified it was paper. That was such a fun day. ### END.
### Comment: >always reach new highs after a crash. Curious how the market will respond to the next one if the fed doesn't just crank up their printers... Markets don't always rebound. Look at Japan. ### REPLY: Yeah but this is Merica ### END.
### Comment: what if the underlying goes up 2% before the earnings come out. Will there still be IV crush or will OTM options go up or atleast still have room to grow? ### REPLY: There will always be IV crush after earnings but sure the higher percentage intrinsic value vs extrinisc the more resilient the option to iv crush. ### END.
### Comment: haha yeah but a lot of EU programmers know that they could get 150k usd here instead of 40k euros ### REPLY: Yup, I'm sure some successful people wish to move to very specific places in the USA, I agree with that, but as a country as a whole, to a normal individual, eh, it's not all that enticing compared to EU, Canada, Australia, etc. ### END.
### Comment: Bet those kids don’t know shit about meme trading. We need a Rothschilds with the heart of this sub. Make their ancestors proud, come on. ### REPLY: Make Nathan proud, he made a killing at Waterloo ### END.
### Comment: If you can afford gold you shouldn’t be here! ### REPLY: It's only $3 to make your opinion count more than everyone else's! That's not even half an FD... ### END.
### Comment: Does it mean I’m old if I didn’t watch this movie yet? ### REPLY: Lol get a load of gramps over here ### END.
### Comment: Self-driving car investment will have a boom and bust cycle like 3D printing did a couple years ago. Ride this self-driving wave champ. ### REPLY: What? This is Google we're talking about. They've fully committed to the SDC revolution. ### END.
### Comment: You can already do some tax planning in the form of tax harvesting. Just hold on to your losers until the end of the year and take the loss to offset the gains, then reopen the position the following year. Granted, this will only help pay less taxes and not avoid it completely. ### REPLY: Pretty sure you’d have to consider wash sales in that situation. So you wouldn’t get to deduct the loss ### END.
### Comment: Calls or puts tho Where the cash at ### REPLY: Just buy both. You know you’ll win that way ### END.
### Comment: it's not bad for the average person, just not really wealthy. you'd barely be able to afford college since it would just about hit past the barrier for financial aid also ngl, the ferarri california is p shitty ### REPLY: 80k is like where you start getting a good life style for a single person ### END.
### Comment: You want a more stable investment when you're older because you can't work if everything goes to shit. Lower reward, lower risk. Mods please no ban. ### REPLY: All in MU 7/27 $90 when you retire isn’t a good idea? ### END.
### Comment: Thank you so much. ### REPLY: No fuck off with personal finance. Buy some ETFs for now. Check out QQQ and SPY. Put your money in either or split 50/50. Now do research on the stocks on companies you use and like while your invested. Once you feel comfortable, sell the ETFs and begin doing single stocks. ### END.
### Comment: [You got it.](https://orig00.deviantart.net/519c/f/2010/196/f/5/smithers_by_amanda_j.png) ### REPLY: Ya you might not even autistic, what are you doing here? ### END.
### Comment: Wee Tu Long ### REPLY: Wan Mo Long ### END.
### Comment: Long rails because they can raise prices if demand>supply ### REPLY: Except most rail contracts are negotiated for long periods of time ### END.
### Comment: But you said short calls, meaning you sold calls and would have negative delta. ### REPLY: My bad, I meant 'Short-term' calls i.e. expiring Friday ### END.
### Comment: Can’t wait for Elon to call a Noble Prize winning economist a pedo ### REPLY: Blowing review ### END.
### Comment: Not refunds. Renegotiating prices on bills that have not been paid, some of which date back to 2016. They are not shaking down for money. They are doing volume and want/need a better deal now. ### REPLY: They want a better deal on past transactions? How about cash only terms Mr Muskrat. ### END.
### Comment: Hard to say, he's had some classics. ### REPLY: Covfefe ### END.
### Comment: > We may never see anyone run office like this as long as we live Hopefully ### REPLY: Kanye will top this so will North West ### END.
### Comment: Until 2020 when big Zuck and Kanye win the election leading to a golden age of prosperity and memes ### REPLY: Gonna be a tough race with Cherie DeVille and Coolio running. ### END.
### Comment: 2% gain. To the moon. -20% drop. 'Great bying oppertunity, just bought the dip' Every penny stock ever. ### REPLY: Going for that 20 bagger ### END.
### Comment: *week ### REPLY: *Trading day right before GOOG ER ### END.
### Comment: Millennials can't afford to have kids so they spoil their pets instead. Solid DD. ### REPLY: That, and pets are so much easier than kids. My nephew and niece are always shrieking at the top of their lungs and my sister is about to die of exhaustion. Meanwhile, my cat has fucked off back to sleep. ### END.
### Comment: Nothing is good for MU ### REPLY: $tsla then ### END.
### Comment: Long $HLF ### REPLY: Halflife 2 confirmed by the Fonz himself! ### END.
### Comment: I heard he SLEPT at work. Spent the whole night there. ### REPLY: It wasn't even a comfortable couch!!! ### END.
### Comment: In how many does MU ~~fail~~ stock price go up? Fixed* ### REPLY: How much to contract you for future meme attempts? ### END.
### Comment: What simpsons episode is this from? ### REPLY: The Old Man and the Lisa ### END.
### Comment: Why am I downvoted? Vertical put spreads *are* on the same expy normally aren't they?!? I'm just trying to understand calendar spreads and how they would be used instead of a vertical put spread. I am used to selling premium, not buying it for one thing. Feels to me like you almost always want to sell premium in anything with some time behind it. Then you throw in the different expirations and I'm lost. ### REPLY: Downvoted just for being a pussy bitching about fake internet points ### END.
### Comment: Citron just tweeted about shorting ABBV last week because they incorrectly understood comments by the FDA regarding what would theoretically be a threat to one of AbbVie's drugs (at least, it won't affect sales until 2023, and even then, it will only be marginal pressure to their bottom line). The stock dropped 5% this past week, and if they beat earnings, which they should, the stock could pop to over 100. ### REPLY: 5% is basicly flat but thanks for a quality lead ### END.
### Comment: What services revenue? ### REPLY: Don’t be dumb. ### END.
### Comment: I ### REPLY: L ### END.
### Comment: 2010 flash crash. There's some cool documentaries and also features our favorite Autist Jim Cramer. I think some stock like JnJ or something traded for like $0.01 for a split second. ### REPLY: This is the best documentary https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?t=133 ### END.
### Comment: getting aapl from 175 to 195 was pretty good ### REPLY: legendary ### END.
### Comment: Lean-to Manufacturing ### REPLY: I work in a manufacturing plant and a Tent would be one of the least surprising things to see management do when we have problems. ### END.
### Comment: I typically don't, but now that you mention it that's not an awful idea, right? If the stock is bottom of the barrel you might be buying a car from a company that won't exist in a few years and youre SOL with your warranty. And no I'm saying that I'm buying stock because I want to see the company succeed and care more about that than small term gains. ### REPLY: Stick to bouncy ball little buddy ### END.
### Comment: 80k is like where you start getting a good life style for a single person ### REPLY: assuming no loans and have already saved up >20% of a downpayment for a house. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks man! Almost 3x https://imgur.com/a/bwL8Nf2 ### REPLY: Awesome, happy to have helped! ### END.
### Comment: A couple but mostly $53. ### REPLY: Bought the dip as well. MU take my energy ### END.
### Comment: Are you a profitable company? ### REPLY: You have to understand. ### END.
### Comment: The one I heard was on freakonomics. If there's a longer interview I would love to hear it. ### REPLY: Oh that's right I think that's the one I listened to as well. Looks like marketplace did one as well though last year, don't think I've heard this one yet https://www.marketplace.org/2017/09/27/world/microsoft-ceo-satya-nadella-hits-refresh ### END.
### Comment: As someone stated in the earning thread, '' their volumes have gone to shit as they chase low margin Amazon work'' They also seem to be loosing clients left and right to competitors such as Fedex. I also think that guidance will be affected by rising oil prices... I could be completly wrong tho, reddit is obviously not a reliable source of information ### REPLY: Ah. I literally know the exact comment you're talking about in the ER thread. I'd take any comment that only uses personal anecdotes with a grain of salt. I'm gonna hold these calls till tomorrow or EOD and probably put my money elsewhere. Not enough DD or info on UPS for me to be confident in either direction. ### END.
### Comment: Strike & Exp? ### REPLY: 55s on 7/27 56s on 8/24 60s on 9/21 ### END.
### Comment: After missing the Netflix opportunity, I am sitting at my computer 30-60 minutes before markets now... BTW - I have since sold all Micron positions. I don't like that daily MACD at all... ### REPLY: Fair enough. You made a great profit already ### END.
### Comment: Sure it does. Military stonks are gonna have a good day. ### REPLY: For example LMT? Down almost 1% while markets are green. Lmao.... I. Hope you bought some puts at open ### END.
### Comment: > cash covered puts on GOOG exactly how much money do you think I have? ### REPLY: Sorry had a brain fart and misread. At this price point there's probably better play for that 2-3k you'll pick up in GOOG though even if it dips. ### END.
### Comment: Browse my threads bruh. This is most of what I have. Used to have million+, but then IRS asked for half ### REPLY: Did you confirm to make sure it really was the IRS calling you? ### END.
### Comment: OuR gReAtEsT aLlY ### REPLY: TL;DR: #~~WTI~~ UWTI ### END.
### Comment: they day when kanye west would make a better president than what we got ### REPLY: i would vote for kanye simply for the popcorn sales ### END.
### Comment: Sharp drops usually mean a bit of a sideways movement, but nothing's ever certain when trading. I would call the rebound from today's low rather strong already, which is promising. The drop was caused by a very strong FUD article from some analyst about cyclical nature of this stock of all fucking things, so this rebound is even more impressive. ### REPLY: You got a good fucking price this morning. The drop was largely due to a downgrade on Skhynix, and my personal 2 cents is that Micron is stealing market share. I sold some covered puts. Wish I had waited one more day to buy, as I bought 400 more shares last Friday. ### END.
### Comment: thanks man. Gonna sell it if $MSFT hits anything above $108 ### REPLY: Looks like it might. Do you have multiple contracts? If it were me, I’d sell the majority today and let one or two ride through the week. If you only have one, I’d probably sell. Just me though. ### END.
### Comment: I met a girl this weekend who legitimately believes that she is texting with Martin on a contraband cell phone. Hope I'm not getting him in trouble, but she has a contact in her phone she is constantly talking to. Calls him misunderstood. People are weird, man. ### REPLY: Why does she believe that? ### END.
### Comment: This is the best documentary https://youtu.be/E1xqSZy9_4I?t=133 ### REPLY: Amazing 😂 ### END.
### Comment: u convinced me, yolo PYPL ### REPLY: See you on the other side, brother ### END.
### Comment: Me too. Godspeed. ### REPLY: bought 2 contracts, just sold 1 for 102% to lock in profits, will ride the other one into the week ### END.
### Comment: Trump tweets more tariffs and it will drop on China fears. Where are most toys made? Give yourself a little buffer. Don't buy FDs. ### REPLY: > Where are most toys made? Can't speak for Hasbro but I used to consult for one of their major competitor. You'd be surprised at how much of their product is actually made in (what would have been) TPP countries rather than China. China is expensive these days. Everyone is looking for the next LCC. ### END.
### Comment: Of course it is, to most people “hundreds of millions of dollars” and “millions of dollars” is conceptually the same thing as they will never see either. A 747 allegedly costs $25k per hour to fly, Germany to California is about 12hrs away, add 20% for “stuff” times 6 flights I’m getting $2.16M. ### REPLY: Still doesn’t seem like a bad deal to shave off a couple weeks of production time amid the intense media and investor scrutiny. Could pay for itself the next time the company goes to the investors for money. ### END.
### Comment: I bought 110$P JUL 27, what are you planning to buy? ### REPLY: Might do the same, if the volume is okay another week out might look at that too ### END.
### Comment: um, that was 2002 dumbass. ### REPLY: sounds like that's where you're living if you haven't noticed the same stocks selling off over trade concerns. get with it or be poor ### END.
### Comment: I’m actually kinda proud right now, we’re 25 mins in and I still have 100% cash ### REPLY: what about now ? ### END.
### Comment: It isn't like you ever see a male selling the Herballife shit. ### REPLY: Other than Bill Cuckman ### END.
### Comment: Hopefully some good earnings this week will move things in your favor. ### REPLY: Waiting for Google.. it might save us. ### END.
### Comment: Couldn't agree more about NFLX. I am patiently waiting for AMZN to drop below 1725 this week. It's probably going to happen even if briefly once earnings are immediately out. It's shocking Trump is tweeting about them again, what a train wreck this guy is. ### REPLY: No way that amazon drops below 1725. No way. They will kill earnings you can mark this post and tell me wrong if it does goes below 1725 ### END.
### Comment: I watched the first 3 episodes and had to stop because it was so cheesy. Does it get better? ### REPLY: >yes ### END.
### Comment: This is what we care, only MU. Lmao ### REPLY: Yeah Moogle to the Muuuuun!!! ### END.
### Comment: You ok bro? ### REPLY: Oof , he nervous now ### END.
### Comment: 😂 some of you need some strategies which don't include timing the market. Y'all should know better about timing the market, your dad couldn't. edit: made my joke I posted to make with the first response! If I could only monetize this ### REPLY: You know most baby boomers have become millionaires by simply adding to their 401k, right? ### END.
### Comment: $0.61 EPS! ### REPLY: I'm cautiously optimistic. Doesn't seem to be moving AH. $JBHT spiked AH on their earnings beat but came crashing down on market open. ### END.
### Comment: /r/explainlikeimautistic I want you to explain more things to me, like why does $MU always make my account sad? ### REPLY: The weather man at MS says it’s going to be stormy ### END.
### Comment: $0.61 EPS! Did you end up going in? ### REPLY: Yeah got one, 8/17 40c, thanks for the recommendation, good call! How high of think this will go tomorrow? Looks like it’s already up another few dollars AH. ### END.
### Comment: Oops ### REPLY: its a gamble ### END.
### Comment: Cool ### REPLY: Actually its probably nutsack temperature ### END.
### Comment: 6 ### REPLY: 5 ### END.
### Comment: Google is ip 3.43% right now. So there might be hope for my V calls? ### REPLY: Wdym hope? You're already up over 50% on V dont be greedy ### END.
### Comment: Is your ass bleeding? ### REPLY: Will be tomorrow, but only down probably 3k. That’s why i bought August though ### END.
### Comment: Yes, that's exactly what I'm riding. I think Google is going to miss hard and kick off the Techpocalypse© this week, sending QQQ into the shitter. ### REPLY: Interesting theory, let's see how that plays out. ### END.
### Comment: lol why ### REPLY: because bagholding means that you are at a loss and waiting to make a profit, thats not my idea of a good time ### END.
### Comment: I use it frequently, but only because they bought Foodler. They've also acquired Eat24. ### REPLY: wtf kind of name is foodler ### END.
### Comment: FDs or Stocks? ### REPLY: 7/27 181@.88 ### END.
### Comment: Hey ignore these guys, as long as it is working for you and making money, then it is all fine. Even without the TA part, you seems to be like buying dip in great companies. That is working well. ### REPLY: I mean, that's what Buffett did with AXP waaay back in the day. It was one of his first home runs. ### END.
### Comment: That's a bold prediction. Few companies get to $1000 market cap :D ### REPLY: :D ### END.
### Comment: Logistics are on fire right now. I wouldn't touch them. ### REPLY: It's crazy, logistics companies are actually telling companies in the middle of nowhere they won't pick their stuff up. ### END.
### Comment: Honestly GOOG is facing significant pressure from all directions right now. People should be skeptical of their long term growth potential. Primarily the ubiquitous nature of mobile and desktop ad blockers and people not searching directly as much on their engine has harmed both their traffic and conversions. 40% of laptops and 35% of desktops now use adblockers. ### REPLY: But does the adblock block Google ads? Or does it merely block competitor's ads? ### END.
### Comment: Mr. Put I don't feel so good. ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: Not a good gif for those who have anxiety issues ### REPLY: My heart rate is uncountable. ### END.
### Comment: What Exp/price? ### REPLY: Doesn't matter. Closing out tomorrow and licking my wounds. This market makes no sense ### END.
### Comment: I could have. But I got an official looking letter that in no uncertain terms told me not to. ### REPLY: I do it all the time ### END.