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### Comment: It's really the stench of desperation that brings it all together. ### REPLY: Just like how I don’t understand those prequel subs. ### END.
### Comment: jesus that's pretty fucking far OTM fam. why not $145? ### REPLY: I got into $145 C for December. I want to ride it out for the next 2 earnings. ### END.
### Comment: You know what's not at ATH on this list? Boeing ### REPLY: Peeping MMM and T ### END.
### Comment: I love you even though you said it twice. ### REPLY: 🍆💦 ### END.
### Comment: How you feeling about brzu today? ### REPLY: Sold at the dip yesterday morning. Good for Brazil....today. ### END.
### Comment: Dude why fuck with weed stocks when there are plenty of Chinese IPOs ### REPLY: Finally someone asking the though questions ### END.
### Comment: Similar to this one for VIX seasonality but this chart has more detail. Plus implied volatility is not always the same as realized volatility or average range. And of course any year can be different from any year prior. http://equityclock.com/pictures/VOLATILITYSP500IndexVIXSeasonalChart_EFBC/image.png ### REPLY: I like high-vol markets better. Glad it's only more volatility from here :) ### END.
### Comment: „kill the China“ ? 30mio jobs relate to 1.3billion people how? „does absolutely nothing to resolve trade barriers“ ? China doesn’t give a fuck they fix their exchange rate at the switch of a button. Without QE needed. I wouldn’t start a trade war against someone who can do this. The only person on this planet who doesnt understand the impact of trade barriers is the 🤡. ### REPLY: just because 30million compared to 1.3billion isnt that big....doesnt mean 30 million people going from productive to leech status doesnt have huge impacts on your economy. ### END.
### Comment: Nice ### REPLY: ty! those August $70c were on sale for like $.15 so very hard to pass up. wish i bought more. damn e*trade commissions ### END.
### Comment: Pretty good eyeballs, sir. ### REPLY: My current series of lines around today's price action. Not that none of these lines was drawn today, but they're oddly effective: https://i.imgur.com/iD4L5YN.png I don't believe in overcomplicated TA, but support/resistance is too real to ignore intra-day ### END.
### Comment: Well first correction it's not tax cuts, it's the government not stealing as much money. Yes it's not secret that both parties love spending but just on different things. We will have to wait and see for the next fiscal period to see what happens. Trump got an insane amount of heat from his base for signing the omnibus and he has promised to sign another one like it again. We will see if he's full of shit or not. ### REPLY: > it's the government not stealing as much money. It's a shame that we have highways, roadway snow removal, piped water, water treatment plants, a military, fire departments, electric power lines, public schools, police, jails to keep criminals off our streets, gas lines to heat homes, etc. I wish we could like, go back to old days and stuff. Government wouldn't be able to steal our money if we didn't have all this stupid stuff. ### END.
### Comment: I think more people could use to hear this. I lost 15k as a 19 year old by doing just that. But you bet I'll never do it again. ### REPLY: How do you lose 15k on options that are worth $5 ? :O ### END.
### Comment: Interested in the ticker or not, people on this sub are clueless gamblers, and you are no better, stop kidding yourself. We get it, you are all butthurt because you lost money with IQ. Sucks to be you. ### REPLY: The upvotes and downvotes of this thread speak for me but I must add: 1. You clearly don't belong here. Yes we have fun, yes we use colorful language, yes there are a lot of silly YOLOs, but you are the first (or second) **true** asshole. We're here for a good time. 2. I never invested in IQ, get your facts straight. 3. Ill go long that you're the first user banned from WSB. ### END.
### Comment: Don't even think about touching my 144 month emergency fund. ### REPLY: If you don't have a 12 year fund, you shouldn't be buying faggies ### END.
### Comment: Up 60% since 9:30 https://i.imgur.com/pIaamGp.png fucc w me ### REPLY: I'm up 50%. Was an easy play TBH after waiting a bit to make sure it didn't shit the bed any further. ### END.
### Comment: Hey thanks. Can you help me figure out what would be the max loss in that situation for a plain call vs the spread you described? Idk how to do it. Is the benefit of such a thread to lower max loss? ### REPLY: Yea, you have a lower max loss in the butterfly, but unlike the debit call spread, if AVGO went above $220 at expiration, you would also hit your max loss as the $500 gained in the $210-215 calls would be lost in the $215-$220 calls. Because of this, you generally close the butterfly if you reach 25-50% profit. ### END.
### Comment: Load now and wait for an uptrend to sell your covered with a higher premium? Honestly I went in these Jan calls when FIT was at 7 so right now all I can do is average down ### REPLY: Right there with ya! Cheers ### END.
### Comment: 1. Graduated college last year 2. Software engineer 3. Do nothing and continue living my parents are middle class immigrants who had no money until their 30s or something so even if I lost everything my standard of living would still be substantially better than what I had growing up, which is more than adequate for me. ### REPLY: You should consider renting out your balls for money, I think the ROI might be even higher than these YOLOs ### END.
### Comment: Weighing it over the weekend. I've played it before to a big profit, and once again think $CVS is oversold, and the Aug 17 calls and underpriced and cover (what I think will be) a strong ER. Will post next move soon. ### REPLY: respect ### END.
### Comment: I'm using Bing and IE for today off the back of my MSFT call gains out of respect. ### REPLY: I wouldn't use Bing even if MSFT paid double dividends to Bing users. ### END.
### Comment: OwO what's this? ### REPLY: It’s my dek ... ### END.
### Comment: Where can I buy vertical spreads on Su bae? ### REPLY: Costco ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: U ### END.
### Comment: Goldman Sachs is 1.8 ### REPLY: Barclays is 1.75 ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I know. I mean I’m not going to hold these the whole time I will probably sell a couple weeks after earnings and lock in whatever gain there is. ### REPLY: Prime day didn’t go well fyi ### END.
### Comment: Turns out being innovative is actually good 🤔 ### REPLY: Also not being afraid to shed products/services that are underperforming just because you don't want to look bad. ### END.
### Comment: You should brag in real life at any and all opportunities. People love that. ### REPLY: Anyone who doesn’t like it is just a hater ### END.
### Comment: Well too late now. I'm trying to buy the turnaround. They're making a lot of changes but it's tough to find the entry point. ### REPLY: Don't chase something making new lows wait for a reversal then join in after 2-3 days of green or the first pullback on a trend reversal ### END.
### Comment: Serious DD - Short Capcom. You probably know them for their video games, but they've transitioned their business model to a heavy focus on pachinko machines. For those who don't know, pachinko is how Japanese people (who fucking love gambling) got around gambling laws. Basically, using tokens and calling it a game of skill made it legal. With casinos coming in, pachinko-heavy businesses are fucked. ### REPLY: I’m doubtful that casinos will overtake pachinko. Pachinko is everywhere and on every damn corner. Salarymen play that shit after work. Not everyone can afford to drop racks at a casino every weekend. ### END.
### Comment: This sub better not get normified ### REPLY: Short $WSB ### END.
### Comment: Were you able to snag a profit on those $108 calls? ### REPLY: Yeah sold at open ### END.
### Comment: You play with what you know. All tech play here. Maybe he works in tech field. ### REPLY: Just because you work in a field doesn’t mean you have an advantage for investing, if anything you have a bias and fake confidence, buying google calls ### END.
### Comment: Reddit says the only solution to everything is more taxes, tho ### REPLY: You don't have to choose one or the other. You can raise taxes and cut spending. At least democrats have the decency to not pretend they give a shit about the deficit. ### END.
### Comment: With the amount of shit talking I've endured on this sub, you're damn right. ### REPLY: Your ever growing victim complex is one of the more interesting parts of WSB. ### END.
### Comment: Anything’s boring relative to options on margin ### REPLY: >Not winning roulette 5x in a row and making a 10 bagger in 10 mins ### END.
### Comment: I know, that's why I deleted it; the image didn't follow the post somehow. Working on it... ### REPLY: You belong here haha ### END.
### Comment: I really wish we had WSB back in 1929 (or 1987 or 2008) so I could see all the people screaming buy the dips. No I don’t think a huge crash is coming but sometimes buying the dip after a one day, or one week, drop isn’t the smart choice. ### REPLY: Ya I don’t think we’re gonna go into a recession cuz google misses earnings ### END.
### Comment: Most stuffs China sell are not final products. They can sell some rare earth to EU. EU resell it to US with a higher price. ### REPLY: >can sell some rare earth to EU. EU resell it to US with a higher price. ah yes, just sell some 'rare earth' to Europe and Europe will sell it to the US with a higher price. So... who's doing the markup, Europe or China? And why would Europe buy the 'rare earth' why are they not buying it now? ### END.
### Comment: More like Walmart of China ### REPLY: All the rednecks and trailer trash of china shop there? ### END.
### Comment: Can confirm. It's the hover-to-preview video search feature. ### REPLY: Also the fact that it returns results from know porn sites rather than avoiding them like google seems to ### END.
### Comment: rackem, rackbah, rackem ### REPLY: Yes yes oh yeahhhhhh ..... ### END.
### Comment: I made a post a while back about going to vegas. Was a semi-joke turned actual idea because it was pretty well-recepted. Consensus was like fall-ish so when it gets close I'll make another post about it. ### REPLY: Word ### END.
### Comment: Barclay Analyst came out last week stating they expect google to beat sites revenue, traffic acquisition and operating margins ### REPLY: Fuck me, I hope they are right. ### END.
### Comment: It’s not a set time. CBOE has a committee that goes through stocks, and if there’s enough volume and interest they’ll open up options trading for that stock. They want to make sure they’ll be enough volume first though. Could be next week, or month, or never. ### REPLY: Thanks. Hopefully next week then, a lot of volume on the stock in the last 2 days ### END.
### Comment: You can't sell if there aren't any buyers. Sounds like you were trading illiquid contacts ### REPLY: looks like there is enough liquidity for the 12.50s ### END.
### Comment: It’s easy as shit to use, but that’s because it’s feature-light. OP seems to actually have short sold those shares, which isn’t even something Robinhood offers... I love Robinhood, but to be honest, I’m surprised they actually managed this one. I probably would not be using it for 750k+ trades, I’ll tell you that. ### REPLY: You can short derivatives on rh ### END.
### Comment: You coulda held my dude. ### REPLY: I did! Sold off each one (10) at $2.00 x 100 ### END.
### Comment: Buttfuck, Egypt*** FTFY ### REPLY: Sounds tasty ### END.
### Comment: For JD, yeah, market doesn’t give them the benefit of the doubt like Amazon. Waiting on margin expansion. ### REPLY: But, like Amazon, they just keeping bumping up their CapEx and reinvesting it. In some ways, JD is way ahead of Amazon (like factory automation). I’m sure this is more “Fuck China” right now than them being a bad investment. ### END.
### Comment: Did you go to ITT tech? 90c’s means he bought calls at a $90 strike price. 7/20 is the exercise date and MU is the stock ### REPLY: this is the problem.....you should not be in wsb...until you have a basics options understanding....it will really fuck you over trying to follow if a call is a joke or not, if you dont understand the mechanics of greeks, probability, and on top of that.... market jargon. ### END.
### Comment: I'm trynna gain weight tho ### REPLY: r/gainit ### END.
### Comment: PayPal been tanking after ER so good luck ### REPLY: So sell on/before er... ### END.
### Comment: wouldn’t that $5 billion fine affect their EPS and revenue for the quarter? ### REPLY: Not sure, realistically the quarter wrapped at the end of last month so a 5 billion fine from this week that will be fought in court for years shouldn't be on the balance sheet from last quarter, but I don't know how they will report it. ### END.
### Comment: There's definitely several big dick daddies around here keeping the YOLO flair alive so us little monkies keep on dancing ### REPLY: Yeah, there are definitely actual traders here. Why wouldn't you give up your strategy to morons on the internet? Real traders are giving up their strategy to hookers and their come dealer. ### END.
### Comment: Almost time for calls my dudes ### REPLY: Went balls deep today ### END.
### Comment: yeah, my portfolio is :( any advice ### REPLY: Haha what up dude. Sorry to copy ur post ### END.
### Comment: I never went to class, read the entire textbook, bought test banks and YOLO’d through all four years - increasing my adderal take exponentially each semester. Good GPA. Now I’m buulin’ at the family business studying for the LSAT and GMAT trying to remember how the fuck selling a put works ### REPLY: Damn dude, what do you want your life to be in 5 years. ### END.
### Comment: i can hear the poor in his voice ### REPLY: the richest people in america are rednecks. they got 10 acres of land with a corvette in the garage ### END.
### Comment: I have also subbed. When is the first TDT happening? ### REPLY: Probably not this Tuesday ...but the following. ### END.
### Comment: I agree with the ancient part but highly doubt the billionaire part. Technically Enron was also a successful company until it was busted. Trump’s tax record is even more obscure than Enron’s earning report ### REPLY: Trump is undeniably retarded but actually believing he didn't pay the fucking IRS what he owed is orders of magnitude more retarded. They do not fuck around. It's like the one single entity on the planet you don't get to fuck with and get away even if you're rich. ### END.
### Comment: Living at home, working full time, going to school, running a side business and girlfriend out of country. Was able to save like 2k a month at one point. ### REPLY: You ran your girlfriend out of the country? ### END.
### Comment: lol, you probably don’t know why SE Asian hasn’t grow much in the last 30 years. Good luck change that ### REPLY: Shifting manufacturing that already exists isn’t “growth” for the region ### END.
### Comment: Forward PE of 4.7. Shit thing is if MU does decline, let’s say profit drops 20%, PE is going to drop too, so share price will easily tank 30-40%. ### REPLY: Not so sure about that. Even if profit lowers it’s hard for me to see the price at much lower then $45 long term ### END.
### Comment: A fellow AAXN man. Weird to me how no one mentions it here when its on its way to the fuckin moon ### REPLY: They missed it and don't wanna talk about it I guess ### END.
### Comment: You do know why it went up recently? ### REPLY: Yes, black magic ### END.
### Comment: Trump vs China is a never ending series of raises. Can someone go all in so we can see the river card already? ### REPLY: Art of the deal bro, just keep doubling down until the other side gives up/folds and you win, or they have to negotiate with you because your bets and nuts are so fucking big, which is a win. ### END.
### Comment: How was today? ### REPLY: I sold at the dip yesterday so pretty good ### END.
### Comment: Your ever growing victim complex is one of the more interesting parts of WSB. ### REPLY: Says the stalker. ### END.
### Comment: MU (and LRCX) ### REPLY: Why not get AMAT too while you're at it (hint: stay away from that POS) ### END.
### Comment: [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-education-spending-tops-global-list-study-shows/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-education-spending-tops-global-list-study-shows/) Yet we still get our asses kicked, in particular by the East Asian countries. Maybe we should throw more money at it? ### REPLY: Right I'm in full agreement with you, since what were doing isn't working as well as in other countries, the government should stop stealing my money and just throw in the towel on this whole 'education' thing. ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: Well I’m 100% in August calls on USO, AMZN, AVGO, FB, QQQ, and ARMK. I am a n00b tho and you have significantly more money than me. Good luck, man. ### REPLY: Goodluck to you as well! ### END.
### Comment: Holding on is investing rite ### REPLY: Not if you're holding GE ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Otherwise you should re-flair this to Discussion or Shitpost before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: >You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Lol, nope. ### END.
### Comment: SQ is what MU should have been. I can’t believe SQ is over 70 and MU is at 55. ### REPLY: SQ is literally one of my top five most profitable investments ever. Someone on this sub told me to stick it in. Thanks, WSB. ### END.
### Comment: Ok that makes sense, why would anyone take on this liability? Or is that part of there agreement being put into a position to take a transactional fee from buyers and sellers? ### REPLY: they take a couple of cents as fee in every transaction made, then when someone defaults they chase up their broker. since technically brokers on both sides were middlemen between them and you anyway, they are actually the middleman of the middlemen. then its up to the broker to either take you to court or let it slide because you are a deadbeat or its not a big enough sum to chase. ### END.
### Comment: Won’t ### REPLY: Shouldn't ### END.
### Comment: Right I'm in full agreement with you, since what were doing isn't working as well as in other countries, the government should stop stealing my money and just throw in the towel on this whole 'education' thing. ### REPLY: Lol total non-sequitur. You're not giving a valid justification to our really high student spending as you were complaining earlier that we don't spend enough money on kids. Throwing more money at the government doesn't correlate with better governing. The facts is none of that shit really matters, students IQs is correlated with success, hence why East Asians do the best, they're IQ is higher than ours (on average). ### END.
### Comment: Long GERN. LUV Calls Very tempted at JD calls but no one wins that stock. It stays flat or down for whatever reason. ### REPLY: Thankfully bought JD puts to hedge my September calls in time for the drop. Think I’m gonna yolo on FB man. What you think? ### END.
### Comment: Peeping MMM and T ### REPLY: God I've got 11 calls on T and I feel so sure I'm fucked. ### END.
### Comment: Art of the deal bro, just keep doubling down until the other side gives up/folds and you win, or they have to negotiate with you because your bets and nuts are so fucking big, which is a win. ### REPLY: Also great way to get your face punched in ### END.
### Comment: This joke was great when Robinhood came out like a year ago ### REPLY: And yet it has 30 upvotes... I think wsb is dead. ### END.
### Comment: How come? ### REPLY: SQ and Eventbrite have a partnership. ### END.
### Comment: Ya but NFLX crashed after earnings, so therefore Spotify will follow according to you. This is the real DD Spotify = Netflix ### REPLY: I didn't say that at all. I said EPS doesn't matter. NFLX crashed because their subscriber numbers didn't meet expectations. They beat EPS projections. So yes, if Spotify doesn't add enough subscriptions it will drop. If it has strong subscriber growth, I think it will go up - regardless of EPS. ### END.
### Comment: They sell Giants tickets to spread sheets for the big event and there is an after party. ### REPLY: after the party, it's the hotel lobby ### END.
### Comment: Up next soon. ### REPLY: Boeing? ### END.
### Comment: eh at his level I would think $5-$15 million in networth easy. I can't imagine him pulling in less than multiple millions annually just for himself, not to mention whatever for his team (assuming he has one given his channel size). top youtubers/influencers make sick money, especially in 2018. ### REPLY: His team is probably 20-30 people at this point. I think he's trying to expand his brand into some sort of network and move away from Youtube. ### END.
### Comment: No it was complete sarcasm. ### REPLY: I agree, Edmonton is probably some autistic Canadian's idea of a sarcastic joke. ### END.
### Comment: Then buy puts. ### REPLY: 1 step ahead of ya broski ### END.
### Comment: I still don't see the loophole... sounds to me like you'd have to buy a Waymo at a dealership still. It may drive itself to your house after purchase, but it sounds like the contracts must all be signed at a dealership. Plus, who's going to service these Waymo cars when they need new tires, batteries, etc.? Not trying to strike down your comment, just looking for some clarity on this 'loophole' ### REPLY: Many of those state laws don't apply to online sales, but (afaik) no one is willing to deliver Teslas throughout the country. The hangup for delivering the autonomous car is obviously that some states still don't even allow them on the roads. ### END.
### Comment: Long calls maybe. Until this recall shit is over with ### REPLY: o yeah long game ### END.
### Comment: Lol but if you're retiring in 2025, and you only just made your money back from 2008 this year, that doesn't seem very hopeful for a good retirement. ### REPLY: Yes, that's the way it *happened* to turn out. But, in general; you shouldn't count on the biggest bull run ever right before retirement. ### END.
### Comment: Name a thing I shouldn't jerk off with ### REPLY: Broken glass... ### END.
### Comment: You’re right actually. Tis a silly place ### REPLY: Long Tesla, DD on front page ### END.
### Comment: do short expiry - MU has enough liquid that you'll find gamblers in almost any ranges. ### REPLY: I usually do next day expiry, and sometimes a week out expiry. Still have had at least 2 blow up on me out of a handful of attempts. And that's with the strike always being at least 1.5% above current ### END.
### Comment: I thought the point was to make money. I know when I get money. I want to try and help society out. ### REPLY: Money is not the end all be all. But if money is what your after go private. It’s about knowledge. Not money. You get paid for what you know. ### END.
### Comment: I’m dead ### REPLY: So is he ### END.
### Comment: also Door Dash ### REPLY: Postmates is pretty big too ### END.