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### Comment: You’re correct, I mistyped. Synchrony has the Lowes card as well that I was referencing in comments. ### REPLY: Hey either way, I bought some $96 8/3 c’s. Got a few tendies. ### END.
### Comment: you can already.. ### REPLY: Maybe they don't me because I have a gambling problem, but I can't buy options the same day they expire. ### END.
### Comment: yea i had 7/27 calls because everything looked positive, and everything was. Except guidance. Then the trump tariffs attacked ### REPLY: Are you sold out? ### END.
### Comment: Elon Musk the new CEO of Microsoft confirmed ### REPLY: I'd buy calls. ### END.
### Comment: Not a shot lol ### REPLY: Seriously? Azure revenue up 89% Look at their EPS projected trajectory. Guidance could put us beyond 110. I'm also talking out of my ass, bought September 11th 40 calls. ### END.
### Comment: Small beat, gonna be sideways until guidance at 5:30. Now its all up to Nadella ### REPLY: small beat of a billion dollars lol ### END.
### Comment: Plate on pillow is great, plate on plate means break ### REPLY: I would hold the pillow or thick blanket right below the cabinet door, I think with such a low drop even plate on plate wouldnt break ### END.
### Comment: They design the algos to dump so they can take shares from the pussies. $FAGMA TO THE MOON ### REPLY: it's FAGMAN ### END.
### Comment: It's a beautiful ass. A tremendous strong ass ### REPLY: Id fuck it bigly ### END.
### Comment: But seriously though, what would happen? ### REPLY: I wonder if it is acceptable for a country to block google domain in said country if they dont pay. Would be interested to see how that plays out. ### END.
### Comment: OP got part of it right though. There was a Great Depression and people probably did throw themselves from rooftops. ... OP just didn’t know the people he was referring to was him ### REPLY: Or op is Ron Paul ### END.
### Comment: Maybe he's the mythical Market Maker. ### REPLY: Does this mean we get three wishes? ### END.
### Comment: Nah I have Robinhood and the spacing on the numbers looks nothing like your photo. ### REPLY: Ah, solid DD there. You belong here indeed. ### END.
### Comment: Not just Germany. All of the eu is slack besides the Baltic’s ### REPLY: Germany is a prime example though. Their military is in tatters, they have no functional air force to speak of, most of their armor is broken or mothballed all while they bring in more and more 20 year old Syrian schoolchildren to culturally enrich their daughters. It would be one thing if they expressed gratitude for America's protection but they're acting like entitled cunts and I think we owe it to ourselves to leave them out to dry for a while. ### END.
### Comment: Ya but after the video game crash. Nintendo basically revived the gaming industry. Atm japan has the best robots by far ### REPLY: my BOTZ exposure in Japan agrees ### END.
### Comment: The day AMZN falls, we all shall fall. Especially you, but still... ### REPLY: Did you see it today? ### END.
### Comment: How would I panic sell everything if I lose my phone? ### REPLY: Instead of Google Authenticator use Authy it allows you to have backups. Technically it gives you backup codes to use when the phone isn't available, but you going to lose it the moment you set up 2FA. ### END.
### Comment: What’s your next move homie? ### REPLY: Long GERN. LUV Calls Very tempted at JD calls but no one wins that stock. It stays flat or down for whatever reason. ### END.
### Comment: Oh it’s a long shot for sure. Banking on more unwelcome GE Capital surprises. I’m expecting to lose this money. ### REPLY: They are going to announce that Ally Financial is buying out GE Capital, that way Ally can own both GE and GM's former capital/financing divisions. ### END.
### Comment: The Fed can control NGDP. That's just how monetary policy works. We just inefficiently use an inflation target rather than an NGDP target. The academic support for NGDP targeting is growing, and it'll probably be the next innovation in monetary policy in the next recession (like QE was rolled out last recession). And the folks that doubt the power of the Fed will be sitting on the sidelines again while the sober minded folks collect the gains. ### REPLY: 'innovation'? Lololol. Just fucking absorbing more debt isn't innovation. All the tricks in the bag are the same thing just with slightly different names and angles. Ppl like you give economists way too much credit ### END.
### Comment: This was how much was in there as in the past not now ### REPLY: Okay, so that 157k is your balance on that crazy spike on July 7th, got it. I'm just dumb, ignore me. ### END.
### Comment: Damn your mom seems knowledgeable? What’s her number? I’d love to get head. Edit: in her head ### REPLY: >Edit: in her head Yeah, okay. Is this like 'I said 'would' but meant 'wouldn't''? ### END.
### Comment: We got pills now to make soft wood hard again. ### REPLY: Stop trying to sell us your shady below market value pharmaceuticals. ### END.
### Comment: If you spend all your time trying to time a market crash you could spend a decade waiting for that to come true. The yield curve hasn't even inverted yet, and that usually precedes a crash by 6-12 months. I make enough profit on a yearly basis that the market would have to crash 80%+ for it to be worth it for me to stop trading. ### REPLY: Flawless victory ### END.
### Comment: I'm ok with MADFAGS, (S for $SQ) ### REPLY: Might have to add Uber too so it will be UMADFAGS ### END.
### Comment: Can't tell the future, imo sell wed ### REPLY: Awesome. Thanks ### END.
### Comment: Everyone is welcome here fuckface ### REPLY: yes especially when the only reason you ever post on wsb is to shill for trump :) ### END.
### Comment: what about all of them combined on a day like black friday? you think they trust amazon to not prioritize its own website? and prime day was lame, I see better deals every day at other retailers. ### REPLY: Well apparently all these news websites are reporting that prime day had never seen before traffic, which was the point of the post. ### END.
### Comment: What’d it say? ### REPLY: Check out the link /u/HellspawnedJawa posted above, it was an exact copy of that. ### END.
### Comment: Would you show me ### REPLY: I'm short ### END.
### Comment: Alot of people here from what I've been seeing have been buying them about a month or more out. I was just really confident Microsoft would do awesome ### REPLY: It was largely a gamble for me but their cloud business was my DD. ### END.
### Comment: YINN PUTS BBY ### REPLY: I’m looking at CHAD just to be able to say I’m a CHAD investor. It has options too, albeit with shit volume. ### END.
### Comment: Nah man I don't take my salary in Rubles ### REPLY: But the Russian spies fucking the NRA heads are great to look at, though. ### END.
### Comment: omg, fucking finally! Go baby go. I'd shit for a $110 opening tomorrow. ### REPLY: I wud pee pee for $110 ### END.
### Comment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiD-uk1QysM ### REPLY: MCD at $45... ### END.
### Comment: O ### REPLY: O ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: Tuh tuh today Junior! ### END.
### Comment: I figure it'll be at least 120 by Jan 1 so I'll only sell for ~1500, but holding for now ### REPLY: I got a sweet looking 120 call in Jan ### END.
### Comment: Wild. This shit never makes sense. 80% of WSB got raped between yesterday and today but people can still do well. What happens during a market cool off, or a recession? Do these types of moves basically just not happen? ### REPLY: Puts my friend. Money to be made in both directions. Also you only see the $MU, $AMD, and Chinese meme stock threads but there are plenty of people trading other things on here ### END.
### Comment: I wonder if it is acceptable for a country to block google domain in said country if they dont pay. Would be interested to see how that plays out. ### REPLY: I wonder if Europe could / would pass something that prohibits advertising and collecting user data in Europe by google . Not as harsh as blocking google from being there but definitely would apply a lot of pressure . ### END.
### Comment: Risking too much on AMD options, had to play it safe with stock on margin. ### REPLY: Position in amd? ### END.
### Comment: I'm not normally a superstitious person, but I feel like every trade I inform people about before I'm ready to close goes to shit. ### REPLY: That is what mine do. Except for the whole go to shit part, since they already are. ### END.
### Comment: Shameful GE leaps. ### REPLY: SHAME! ### END.
### Comment: Except paid 3x as much, no chance of dying, and you can quit any time you want. But yeah pretty much the same. ### REPLY: Yea I have seen the same dumb shit like this. ### END.
### Comment: Selling options is much higher risk in a low IV environment. Less overall profit available and you probably will get cucked. Seasonal volatility is at a minimum in July. It begins to tick up in August. You’ll get your chance if you’re patient. The flip side is with low IV, options are cheap so being a net buyer is probably to your advantage. ### REPLY: thanks dude. I didn't realized July was the flat month. I thought summers cooled down a bit, but I always thought August was the flat month. Thanks, I may look into options plays. ### END.
### Comment: Literally this. Just fucking speculate on the right stonks. AMZN calls are free money Why speculate on randomass companies when theres evidence that momentum investing performs better than value in late stage bull runs and tech had an awesome 2017 and had made up all the gains on the snp500 for 2018 ### REPLY: Thanks for the advice. 🙏 ### END.
### Comment: I am a kid. Kinda. Does 22 count ### REPLY: No ### END.
### Comment: Ally is 1.75%... ### REPLY: Goldman Sachs is 1.8 ### END.
### Comment: I buy 100% of my shit from Amazon. Food. Drinks. Toilet paper. A goddamn couch. Name a thing and I buy it. ### REPLY: Birth control? ### END.
### Comment: Not Cornell* ### REPLY: We ARE a real ivy! ### END.
### Comment: Id fuck it bigly ### REPLY: Elon Musk reportedly videotaped ass fucking > TSLA +8.46% premarket ### END.
### Comment: You feel shame and stop ### REPLY: USA USA USA ### END.
### Comment: If you aren't using a credit card for daily expenses and paying it off at the end of the month you are missing out on free money and credit. ### REPLY: > free money and credit Our preferred vernacular is 'tendies' around these parts ### END.
### Comment: With these ‘penny options’ I sometimes wonder if that’s all they can afford. But $5k worth that’s not the case here. ### REPLY: When the transaction fees are more than the contract it's a problem ### END.
### Comment: Me too ^(\[) [^(About)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) ^(|) [^(Source code)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) ^(\]) ### REPLY: https://i.imgur.com/O2mCl.gifv ### END.
### Comment: They already do that already? ### REPLY: Already, they are all ready already. ### END.
### Comment: 2.2 lbs. So 8.8 lbs of chicken tenders ### REPLY: Why doesn't the box just fucking say that? ### END.
### Comment: I mean, I think it’s still a loss if it expires ### REPLY: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/9062qt/its_not_a_loss_if_you_never_sell/ ### END.
### Comment: Pfff get a load of Warren Buffett over here ### REPLY: I know right? I bet he likes women too. What a queer. ### END.
### Comment: F to pay respect: F ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: Because they don’t C# ### REPLY: Gnah, I hoped you’re just interested in music. ### END.
### Comment: I had spy puts that day. ### REPLY: I don't think I've ever bought a put in my entire life. I've got long-itis or something. ### END.
### Comment: dow has been a great metric for 100s of years. don't insult my mama Dow ### REPLY: Boeing\* has been a great metric ### END.
### Comment: Cuts against the fact that most stocks trade in USD so a strong US is generally counter to stock price... ### REPLY: Not as bad for AAPL though sitting on a mountain of cash. ### END.
### Comment: You holding to your 105 until close ? I have a 105/106 I’m tempted to let this run ### REPLY: Yep holding. My limit sell for the spread is $3 but I'll take what I can get at close. ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as a YOLO. If this isn't an entertaining and/or risky trade with a reasonable amount of money then perhaps you should re-flair this before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: Well, there's your answer. ### END.
### Comment: Not enough to make movie pass profitable. The only way it works is if theaters lower prices for MP tickets, which they have zero incentive to do. There is no route to profitability. This business model only works for planet fitness ### REPLY: nah amc already announced they were starting some subscription service similar to moviepass, no way they compete with the house, they going to 0 ### END.
### Comment: If your crumb is your butthole then bring it bro. ### REPLY: [Sorry. Fell asleep. But yeah...](https://fat.gfycat.com/IgnorantEasygoingDrake.gif) ### END.
### Comment: ya I'm keeping an eye on that yield curve. ### REPLY: watch out, it might invert a year ago and mean a market top is next week ### END.
### Comment: were there storm clouds tho? ### REPLY: storm clouds yielded light showers in the AM, but we should see partly cloudy skies by late 2018 now back to Jim with sports ### END.
### Comment: Learned to buy options further out and only do FDs with smaller amounts. Learned to not have all my money in the market at once. Learned to understand better where a stock price is compared to historically. Learned to average down. Learned not to think I know what’s going to happen with a stock and to spread my plays out. Learned to wait for drops and not get in on a stock that’s already seen most of its gains already. I still feel like I’m gonna lose my money. ### REPLY: >Learned to buy options further out [mfw](https://media.giphy.com/media/xKy2w6LehxxHa/giphy.gif) Sure you learned anything? ### END.
### Comment: The real question is wtf is a decent person doing here? ### REPLY: They’re few and far between ### END.
### Comment: I should be so lucky. ### REPLY: Lucky for you faggots I have two perfectly capable hands at your serviced ### END.
### Comment: Meme index. Wonder if there’s an etf. ### REPLY: TQQQ ### END.
### Comment: Macy’s is doing ok, it’ll die but it’s going to take a decade or so. ### REPLY: Curious about your reasons for this? My wife loves Macy’s. Spends $400-$800 a month on totally unnecessary household goods. Online ordering and pickup in stores has been revamped. Would love to see ìt die b/c ìt would save me money. ### END.
### Comment: Actually the probability of profit will go up with each new win as the large your equity is, the less likely you are to lose, assuming your initial risk always remains the same. ### REPLY: He's going all in on every play with options. Either he makes some money or loses it all. Would it be smart to diversify and not re-invest 100% of gains? Yes. But on the other hand, YOLO. ### END.
### Comment: So... it's treason then? ### REPLY: Off with his head? ### END.
### Comment: yeah that's the most optimal outcome, you can always buy shares next week .. if you're holding onto shares over the weekend it's 50/50 green red and 5 days is a lot of days to go well so if there are leftovers I'll dump them Monday ### REPLY: Ok so idealy you would sell itm covered calls on a Thursday with expiry Friday on some weeklys? And then how to make money Monday through Thurs lol ### END.
### Comment: Hell yeah we are. Tbh I just got into options, you have any recommendations for good reads? ### REPLY: For a general list of strats, https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/ helped me a lot. You can get much of the same information in other places but it's a decent starting point. To actually understand the things we're playing with though, will probably require an understanding of how the pros do it. That starts with [Black-Scholes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black%E2%80%93Scholes_model). ### END.
### Comment: It ain’t dipping after ER - worst case scenario it trades sideways then slightly up ### REPLY: There will be profit taking on any good news. ### END.
### Comment: Are you me? I have the same exact positions in my port right now LMAO ### REPLY: Yes. I know all about your 1/18/2019 MCD $155 calls and your 1/18/2019 BABA $195 calls ### END.
### Comment: >Son why did you purchase 07/20 MU 90 calls??????? ### REPLY: LOL ### END.
### Comment: I'd like to thank /u/humaninhope for the DD last month. Hope you bought into $PLNT. ### REPLY: You are welcome dude! Glad it worked out. I haven't posted here in a while, been busy with work. But I plan to be back with more DDs soon! ### END.
### Comment: Why wouldn't you wait ### REPLY: until? I wasn't sure if itd keep climbing post ER, so I wanted to get in early ### END.
### Comment: The fines ### REPLY: Just seems like if it were going to move based on that it would have happened already. ### END.
### Comment: At this point I don't know why i buy anything else. ### REPLY: To lose money like the rest of us degenerates. Duh! ### END.
### Comment: Would be amazing if MU only moved up 1-2% in a month, not drop. ### REPLY: we'll make more money if mu would just wait 2-3weeks before earnings before take off ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: Thanks ### END.
### Comment: Avocado, idiot ### REPLY: Same same ### END.
### Comment: I agree. 'But you have to understand', MSFT is a steady giant. It doesn't move like meme stonks. Even then, the 6%/12%/47% growth for the stock in 1m/3m/1y is still very good. Daddy Nutella has also beat er estimates something like 8 times in a row and it looks like it will continue. Dont worry, it will be 110 in no time. ### REPLY: I hope you are right ### END.
### Comment: With two earnings before expiration, I think those should reach around 260 before expiration ### REPLY: so, what I'm hearing you say is that you aren't actually asking a question, but using a question to jerk yourself off ### END.
### Comment: It's not a loss if you don't sell. Actually is it even technically trading if you don't sell? ### REPLY: Yes, you traded a magical number that held no meaning for a different magical number that holds no meaning, until you swap the second for the first, and the first for a yacht. ### END.
### Comment: Just for shits and giggles what did you sell at? I called $3 so want to know how close I was - didn't check at open ### REPLY: 3.25 ### END.
### Comment: What strikes ### REPLY: $130 ### END.
### Comment: The easiest way to not get assigned is to close the position before expiry. It's not that hard. ### REPLY: People can early execute. Doesn't happen often, but if you fuck around near ex-dividend, it can. ### END.
### Comment: Check out the link /u/HellspawnedJawa posted above, it was an exact copy of that. ### REPLY: Holy shit ### END.
### Comment: Only way I’ll be broke is if this drops significantly in the next three months. Intrinsic value on these options will raise the premiums the closer to the money. I’m just looking for this to make it over 2000 by late August early sept. I think I got that right. Or maybe it’s extrinsic value I’m thinking of? Edit- had to look it up, I meant extrinsic value ### REPLY: RIP your portfolio ### END.
### Comment: 70 by September for sure though ### REPLY: I have it on good authority MU will cross 90 by EoD. ### END.
### Comment: No free charging on model 3. Just model s and model x owners who owned before a certain date. Cost to charge model 3 from 0-100% @ 0.10¢/kWhr would be around $7-9, that's 300miles of range. But you'll never use superchargers. You'll charge at home every night. You might superchargers a handful of times a year. ### REPLY: holy $10 per 300 miles thats INSANE thats such a good deal wtf ### END.
### Comment: Logistics, how the fuck does that work ### REPLY: These logistics brought to us by the same person who wants to build a big fuck off vacuum tube in California to jet his goth girls all around ### END.