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### Comment: Which retards want to short google ### REPLY: u/blueblarflubar ### END.
### Comment: aren’t they like Blue Chips but instead deal with transferring money? ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: 8/3 $1,200. Going to dump them at opening tomorrow. I'm thinking there will be a ~2% dip post earnings. ### REPLY: How much did u lose friendo ### END.
### Comment: One of the reasons I invest a significant portion of my beer money into Square is because I've seen how disruptive they are to the cash game. In fact the other significant portion of my beer money gets invested into Square customers, which is... Well, you can guess. ### REPLY: Are you on the drugs Vinny? ### END.
### Comment: Man I usually agree but today was strange, went for lunch and it took over 10 minutes to get strips & a sandwich. 15 people standing around waiting for food. They sucked today, not sure what changed. I actually submitted a complaint to corporate because of it. ### REPLY: 10min that’s it? Try going to Whataburger at lunch time. ### END.
### Comment: Bought the dip as well. MU take my energy ### REPLY: Bought the dip and made 20% today. Gonna sell ogf ahain tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Otherwise you should re-flair this to Discussion or Shitpost before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: Seriously fuck this robot. ### END.
### Comment: Look at the all-time chart for SPX, DJIA, or any major index and get back to me. If all stocks only trended downward, all would eventually go to zero and we wouldn't have a market. ### REPLY: Well no shit most trend up over the long run. Because a huge goal of all companies is to expand and grow. The ones that dont trend up are the ones that failed for whatever reason. Because companies are constantly trying to expand and grow lends legitimacy to TA? What? Im not even going to give me personal opinion on TA either for or against. But the example you are using to prove your point is not a good one or at all relevant ### END.
### Comment: I bought 10/17 220c and will probably hold through earnings ### REPLY: I spent $3k for 4 8/17 210c, it’s already up another $3 AH because of the Google beat, should roll them into Jan calls before ER, although it’s looking solid for earnings. ### END.
### Comment: Who you got? ### REPLY: Twitter looks like its ready to fall ### END.
### Comment: Don’t believe a screenshot. He should post a position of his options but you know. It’s easier to just show a meaningless screenshot. ### REPLY: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/917gkw/avgo_going_to_the_moon/?st=JJYT3IZR&sh=bd18205d ### END.
### Comment: Oh no baby , you need 8 % move to just breakeven. After IV crush, these will become papers. ### REPLY: I've learnt that if you're want to do the calls make sure to buy 6 to 24 months out. ### END.
### Comment: I did this and it's staying there for now...got a few months though so I'm not too worried :) I feel bad betting against them though. If they take advantage of the board game renaissance, they could stay on top for a while ### REPLY: Good luck to you. I thought 106 would be the top so I'm about -$250 on this whole thing right now. Hoping for a red day tomorrow ha. ### END.
### Comment: this is good TA, thanks. ^(but ^i ^doubt ^you ^are ^getting ^good ^T&A ^based ^on ^this ^post) ### REPLY: >but i doubt you are getting good T&A based on this post you aint lyin. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck, so puts or calls on steel. I don’t fucking know at this point. ### REPLY: Puts. Trump doesn't even recognize the authority of these EU negotiators. He wants to make direct, two party trade deals with Germany and Poland and other EU countries to get the 'best deal'. I don't think he knows that the EU constitution mandates that they negotiate as a block, lol. ### END.
### Comment: I hear Tehran is great during springtime. ### REPLY: No need to worry about a wage gap. ### END.
### Comment: Does that dude walk around in a red smock carrying pizza everywhere? ### REPLY: Without the outfit and the pizza, who is he but some boring semi-rich white dude? ### END.
### Comment: short the higher one, long the lower one, wait for them to meet up then close the position. ### REPLY: I mean that would be the straightforward answer, but is it seriously that easy? ### END.
### Comment: Long $NIGR ### REPLY: After some quick research I have found that NIGR is the Nigerian Ropes PLC. Now we can long NIGR and also be long ROPE at the same time. Talk about some leverage ### END.
### Comment: /u/Chief_tyu do me next ### REPLY: I charge one 6 count McNugget meal for my PR services. Make a long DD post explaining your positions and reasoning, and I'll be happy to summarize it for you. ### END.
### Comment: You've marked this submission as DD. This better be something useful that might help someone make a good trade. Otherwise you should re-flair this to Discussion or Shitpost before you get banned. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* ### REPLY: >YoU'vE mArKeD This SUBMisSioN As dD. tHIS bettEr bE SomEtHIng USeFul THAt miGhT HElp sOMeOne MAkE a gOOd TrAde. OthErWIsE You ShoUlD rE-flAIr ThiS tO dISCuSsIon oR ShItPOst BefORE yoU geT BAnneD. I Am A bOt, AnD thIS actION waS pERfoRmEd AuTOMaticALlY. pLeASe cOnTAct THe mODeRAtorS Of ThiS SuBrEddIt IF You hAvE Any QUesTIoNS or cONceRNs.> ### END.
### Comment: Ugh this comment gave me cancer ### REPLY: Good! ### END.
### Comment: When did you join/leave? ### REPLY: Got hired Halloween 2016 left Feb 2018. Shit workplace ### END.
### Comment: I've invested in myself a lot. It's how I can afford to lose all this money. ### REPLY: I guess your next investment should be learning how to read. ### END.
### Comment: Paging /u/SEC ### REPLY: I made a gigantic thread on this sub about it, with all of my DD and for some reason I had no upvotes nd I had no comments. I was under the impression that I was Shadow banned. If the mods can clear this up for me, I'm willing to Spill the Beans sitting on a gold mine of information. My advice is too short the living s*** out of the stock. January 2019 puts. ### END.
### Comment: Brb starting artisanal mattress company. Those margins are legit. ### REPLY: Be sure to give it a real hipster name ### END.
### Comment: Can't he issue me a 1098 or K-1 of some sort? Hahaha. Damnmit. ### REPLY: No, your sibling will get the 1099. Doubt you invested in any LLP's in order to get a K1. ### END.
### Comment: One tweet. That’s all it could take. My point is last earnings were monsters too and nobody gave a shit. Counting your chickens before they hatch,tho the mantra of this sub, is foolish. ### REPLY: haha you're getting hate but you're so right. ### END.
### Comment: 5 billion is nothing to a company like google. ### REPLY: And it's not like it was 1.) During that quarter 2.) Going to be realized for years after the get into the courts ### END.
### Comment: plot twist, we're conjoined twins ### REPLY: I... I haden't even considered the legal specialty of conjoined siblings. Is that something you can get done or are you just subject to being born that way? ### END.
### Comment: You need to lose a lot more money. The understanding will follow naturally. ### REPLY: only then will you need to know about tendies. ### END.
### Comment: It's been about a year! I'm glad to see you're still kickin. I climbed out of that hole I was in (-17% in a single trade), and am starting a new job in a little less than a week. Things have been nice. ### REPLY: r/wholesomeWSB ### END.
### Comment: So your total portfolio is $763 right now? ### REPLY: Good job! It closed around $1000 CAD. This is just my trying out options money. ### END.
### Comment: Have they tried to stop being poor? ### REPLY: This is good advice ### END.
### Comment: — someone who dumped SQ prior to the rally ### REPLY: I bought in SQ and MU back November. I watched Cramer said SQ could go to 35 and it did so I sold at 36 dollar only to watch it go back up. Last earnings i bought calls and got murder. The only thing that save me was the NVDA run up. ### END.
### Comment: i know that this year will probably a slaughter ;) but if it isn't, i'm not going to pass up on free money throughout the remainder of 2018 ### REPLY: GE and free money don't belong in the same sentence. ### END.
### Comment: i think verizon may beat huge ### REPLY: So puts, got it ### END.
### Comment: You would trust what this guy says? He only trades in pork futures, slimy pig man ### REPLY: He had me at suck a lot of dicks tbf... ### END.
### Comment: Any other tendies tips? ### REPLY: Check out Twitter and if you can afford, Boeing calls. Both will do excellent on earnings ### END.
### Comment: I don't like the fact that PSCT has a P/E ratio of 62 versus 31 for QQQ. And QQQ dividend is twice the size. ### REPLY: True but the P/E of small-cap tech is always higher than large-cap. Unfortunately I don't have the data to see what it looks like over time to tell you whether it's rich or expensive on a relative basis vs. history ### END.
### Comment: Not sure about the whole story. But a shame nonetheless. He’s a good trader and everyone is wrong sometimes Got a buncha moon lambo people here that didnt understand that someone else’s DD isnt always moon ### REPLY: Yeah, he made me money a few times, mad respect for him, thought he had an alternate that popped up once in a while..... Been too Long, I miss him. No homo ### END.
### Comment: Market manipulation, insider trading, shit-tier mortgage tranches: I sleep. Four daytrades in five days by a single poor person: **real shit?** ### REPLY: It's like that with a lot of agencies. DEA raiding dispensaries instead of cartels, ATF entrapping literal semi-functional retards, these people really don't want to have to work very hard. ### END.
### Comment: > . It's a room with pig guts spread all over everything and live snakes. now this part i did not see coming ### REPLY: thats a fucking innovation lets get this selling ### END.
### Comment: I was not giving advice about their earnings today actually, just long term. ### REPLY: Less thinky more tendy ### END.
### Comment: October $200. Up $600 in about 2 weeks on it ### REPLY: Soft ### END.
### Comment: My boss's boss makes more in month than I will make in a lifetime. feels bad, man. ### REPLY: If you work for AMZN, Papa Bezos makes your peasant salary in minutes, maybe seconds, depending on just how sad of pleb you are. Edit: source in this [Times article from May](http://time.com/money/5262923/amazon-employee-median-salary-jeff-bezos/); he probably gains the median salary in nano seconds by now. ### END.
### Comment: He was CEO up until January ### REPLY: He said the N-Word with a hard R in July ### END.
### Comment: I purchased 210 calls hoping to see AVGO climb to between 220 and 230. I still believe that it can reach those number, will see soon enough. ### REPLY: they will be 220 tomorrow on open easily ### END.
### Comment: Y'know, I don't really care. I don't really like talking about my flair. ### REPLY: does it bother you when other people talk about it? ### END.
### Comment: Let's goooo $28 call I bought 1/18/2019 before i knew what was what and have been holding for waaay too long ### REPLY: You are not closing this position any time soon lol ### END.
### Comment: Blackface? ### REPLY: * African-American face. ### END.
### Comment: Wanted to see a croc bite his dick off ### REPLY: Not the first comment I expected, but a comment I appreciated. ### END.
### Comment: I think it’s more than fairly valued at these levels, bruh. ### REPLY: I'd say that's a different argument. 'I don't want to see my percentage gain go down even though I'm making more money' is what I was getting at. If you'd just said 'I'd rather stick my money in a larger growth vehicle' I'd have kept quiet. ### END.
### Comment: We eating today son ### REPLY: Yup prob selling at open and holding 1 ### END.
### Comment: What are your positions? This reminds me a lot of the FB/Cuckerberg dip a couple months ago ### REPLY: 7/27 $47 ### END.
### Comment: Same thing I do everyday - anxiously stare at MU and hope I don't impulsively buy more of this shit stock. ### REPLY: but the dip ### END.
### Comment: So in theory if I had a friend who put 100% of his IRA into iq.... Would said person be considered retarded? My friend of course not me. ### REPLY: in theory yes; in practice, yes ### END.
### Comment: Definitely not. MU has likely ruined many marriages already. ### REPLY: But have two spouses ever lost money on MU at the same time? :thinking: ### END.
### Comment: Robinhood Gold ### REPLY: !redditsilver ### END.
### Comment: Nice try, Sanjay. ### REPLY: Name doesn’t check out ### END.
### Comment: Please stfu dude. ### REPLY: No one seems to take him seriously anymore lol markets didn't even move ### END.
### Comment: If it doesn't make sense, then you are in the correct place.. ### REPLY: If you really think the exchange is trying to screw you specifically by moving the price of the entire stock after you buy a single contract, then I don't know what to tell you. Even if this were happening, the fact that you think you can profit from this by buying contracts facing the other way beforehand makes even less sense. ### END.
### Comment: Minus commissions. So sell high priced stocks, you won't make much on AMD even though it has high IV unless you have low commissions (or sell real long dated calls) ### REPLY: This is why you tastytrade ### END.
### Comment: yeah but most autism fags here are white... ### REPLY: As wonderbread in bleach. ### END.
### Comment: What I don't get is how do those text-only ads on Google search/Google maps results make money? Everyone seems to ignore the ad results and look at the real ones for any Google search, does anyone really click on those? ### REPLY: no. and most people adblock them anyway. ### END.
### Comment: I declare BANKRUPTCY! ### REPLY: I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen. I didn't say it, I declared it. ### END.
### Comment: Good luck to you. I thought 106 would be the top so I'm about -$250 on this whole thing right now. Hoping for a red day tomorrow ha. ### REPLY: It's heading down now! -4% ### END.
### Comment: they will be 220 tomorrow on open easily ### REPLY: tell me more secrets ### END.
### Comment: I made a gigantic thread on this sub about it, with all of my DD and for some reason I had no upvotes nd I had no comments. I was under the impression that I was Shadow banned. If the mods can clear this up for me, I'm willing to Spill the Beans sitting on a gold mine of information. My advice is too short the living s*** out of the stock. January 2019 puts. ### REPLY: I agree though i don’t work for them Anybody that thinks putting a supercharger on a gigantic V8 to attract customers is fucking badass as shit. But that’s nowhere near a sustainable business model. Not to mention that they’ll probably just sell the Chrysler assets to China at some point. So Jeep and Ram and the Chrysler Pacifica and all the IP that comes with Dodge and Plymouth ### END.
### Comment: After some quick research I have found that NIGR is the Nigerian Ropes PLC. Now we can long NIGR and also be long ROPE at the same time. Talk about some leverage ### REPLY: That's a porn name for sure ### END.
### Comment: Why are semis dropping right now? ### REPLY: No clue. Wondering if it has something to do with QCOM/NXPI tender offer expiring today ### END.
### Comment: yeah earnings are on 08/09 but for stocks like CRSP that have a -ve EPS and no working products to generate revenue, do earnings call have a significant impact ? I read somewhere that there was a heavy trading activity going on for CRSP with $60 puts exp 07/27, should've paid heed to that ### REPLY: I know. It’s a leap of faith I guess. If you’ve lost 90% then 10% shouldn’t matter, in which case just wait it out. Otherwise just sell. Not expecting profit anytime soon although we could get a cutback on losses. ### END.
### Comment: Still holding? ### REPLY: My calls are expired I sold for tiny profits ### END.
### Comment: Equal chance it hits $25 or lower as well... ### REPLY: 50/50 chance on a yacht is better odds than I've got right now. I'm takin it. ### END.
### Comment: No one is going to use fuckbook. Calls on mtch. ### REPLY: Kind of compelled to use it because... fuckbook... c’mon ### END.
### Comment: Lower than expected increase in subscribers and a general fear of competition from other streaming services. ### REPLY: And people like me are already up 2-5x on their netflix positions so why not lock in some of those sweet sweet sweet GAINZ! ### END.
### Comment: $95 8/10 @ 1.42 $95 9/21 @ 2.85 $105 10/19 @ @1.10 ### REPLY: That is bold. I would have gone with lower strikes. ### END.
### Comment: Unless he says he's investigating Google for antitrust violations, nothing is stopping this market today ### REPLY: 'EU is putting massive tariffs on Google, they think we are so stupid, I am calling for an even bigger tariff on Google' jk papa i know you would never do this ### END.
### Comment: Buy high let expire is my style ### REPLY: I too owned $70 7/20 MU calls. ### END.
### Comment: I’ve haven’t had to do this yet but you just sell and repurchase at same strike and later expirey? ### REPLY: Yes basically. ### END.
### Comment: Sure, but if there's no market to sell, it's either that or let it expire and get nothing. ### REPLY: With every option I've sold you can put an order in at whatever the intrinsic value is and sell it so long as it's not the day of expiration. But yea I could absolutely call and exercise if I wanted to. ### END.
### Comment: Idk whatever makes me money ### REPLY: You really don't know what you're doing do you? ### END.
### Comment: I think selling Paypal was a bad move tbh ### REPLY: Maybe. But I’m ok with missing out on some upside potential to lock in a nice gain. ### END.
### Comment: Am I? I have hardly said anything and you just called me pathetic. Its not anyone else's fault that you hate yourself, fyi. ### REPLY: No, you defended the indefensible. *That* makes you pathetic. ### END.
### Comment: Worst I'll except is a 1:1 tumor to dong ratio. ### REPLY: we shall call it... Tudong ### END.
### Comment: I only buy FDs with gigantic amounts of mezzanine tranches in their CDOs. ### REPLY: Go long on KDs in COD when in trenches ### END.
### Comment: No. Do it, post results. ### REPLY: dis ### END.
### Comment: But is he also wearing a yallamakue or is that just the bad photoshop? ### REPLY: Uhhhh yeah I totally meant to do that ### END.
### Comment: Just upgraded because of this. ### REPLY: That’s how they get you ### END.
### Comment: Bought QQQ and PYPL when it dipped .. hopefully it doesn’t go lower.. Edited: it went lower.. ### REPLY: It always goes lower. ### END.
### Comment: Life goal, right there 👆 ### REPLY: Wine is pretty cheap though ### END.
### Comment: good job, congrats on the win. now the second rule is don't look back, just look for the next trade. ### REPLY: Next trade is PayPal 92$ call kappa ### END.
### Comment: Timing the market works for somebody, just probably not you. ### REPLY: (((somebody))) ### END.
### Comment: Do people still not realize that Robinhood is owned by Citadel? ### REPLY: huh, yep i'm one of those people ### END.
### Comment: So I dont feel bad about next week's meme ### REPLY: fucking subbed ### END.
### Comment: I wonder how Peyton Manning’s tendies are doing, he owns like...10 of these around Denver or something, I think. EDIT: it was 21 stores, and he sold off his interests February 2018 ### REPLY: Damn! that was lucky ### END.
### Comment: > Seems like there is a big difference between calling a black person (the n word) versus saying 'that dude over there called black people (the n word)' What am I missing? How liberals think. ### REPLY: 'Think' ### END.
### Comment: I think he means there's no liquidity and you wouldn't be able to sell it. ### REPLY: I bought a $28 amd call do you think I know what liquidity means? ### END.
### Comment: What happens if the dividend changes after that huge acquisition. ### REPLY: I think the dividend is safe for now. Despite where the stock is trading they are still generated more revenue than amazon and the acquisition should only help. They won't cut the dividend unless they completely change their business and i don't see that happening. ### END.
### Comment: Tigers are solitary animals. ### REPLY: so are sharks. ### END.