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### Comment: I'm not very skilled and have zero experience, I think I'd be better served moving to a state that refunds money on aluminum cans and live on the streets collecting those. But thanks for the suggestion. ### REPLY: Theres a market for fresh young men with little experience, believe in yourself fag. ### END.
### Comment: It's not that gay ### REPLY: Not gay if you're looking the other way ### END.
### Comment: I would suck a dick for 58 right now. ### REPLY: Ive got $58. Where you at? ### END.
### Comment: Testing the curse. Looks like it's going back green for the day ### REPLY: aaaaaaaaand its red ### END.
### Comment: > rich people ... can just like cut in line in front of you have fun with that! Either get rich or get used to it, brother. ### REPLY: This applies to most of life. ### END.
### Comment: So you don't think that there is a single voter out there that cares that the guy is the equivalent of a lying used car sales man that cheats on his wife and creates a fake company to cover the story up? ### REPLY: There are voters out there that care. The people that got him elected do not. The people like me that used to vote (L) just out of spite, and the blue collar morons that were suckered in by the (D) for decades are starting to wake the fuck up finally. None of those people give a shit about his affinity for high dollar pussy. We want someone to say 'fuck you' to the Hillary Clintons, John McCains, and George Bushs of the world. ### END.
### Comment: It'll make $58. That's all I need. ### REPLY: You and me both, brother. ### END.
### Comment: V ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: Its not gay if you're in jail. Its the law. ### REPLY: It is if you cuddle after ### END.
### Comment: Fml ### REPLY: Thats cool so as long as you take your 90 day timeout they won't make you pay the 20k ? Whats the problem if you had a real broker they would actually make you pay the 20k and not just give you a timeout :( ### END.
### Comment: You 👏 have 👏 to 👏 understand 👏 ### REPLY: I 👏 wish 👏 I👏 could 👏catch👏this👏damn👏mosquito ### END.
### Comment: Up 9% premarket bish. ### REPLY: Yeah I guess I was extremely wrong. Good job making them dollars bish ### END.
### Comment: $T has just been getting absolutely butt blasted. ### REPLY: On an earnings beat too. ### END.
### Comment: If you make day trades in the cumulative value of more than 4x your account value (as of prev. close), you are subject to a day trade call. Doesn't matter if you have 5k or 50k. http://www.finra.org/investors/highlights/day-traders-mind-your-margin ### REPLY: Where does it say that? I read you just need 25k equity in the account... ### END.
### Comment: >Would have been better if you put GCP instead of Azure I'm a C#/.Net fag. ### REPLY: i should probably spend my time off learning about stuff like this so i can understand programming jokes. makes tech sales easier being able to relate to my fellow nerds ### END.
### Comment: You guys forget about the IBM cloud. ### REPLY: everyone except wall st forgot about IBM cloud. yes i'm salty about my IBM earnings puts ### END.
### Comment: You can gauge his fiber intake based on the rapid succession of tweets and how many words are misspelled. ### REPLY: Covfefe intake ### END.
### Comment: Yep, worth it. Time to spend this weekend working the corner. ### REPLY: You’re gonna have to give like 200 bjs. ### END.
### Comment: It settled at 168 yesterday, yearly MACD and RSI were crossing up, it was oversold, knew it would jump back to 170 but was too deep in MA and V to open a position. Edit: i was looking at 10 day not yearly, my mistake ### REPLY: IDK about that TA bullshit, but I went in at 168 yesterday and back out today at 172. ### END.
### Comment: The Trader Joe’s version is pretty good ### REPLY: Yeah, there’s a rumor that it’s actually just leftover from established vineyards or something, so one bottle could be awesome and the other one ..not as awesome. ### END.
### Comment: Fortnite isn't long term, we all know this, however it is dominating right now which effects competitors game sales and in game purchases. Activision Blizzard, EA, Take Two and Bethesda games will take over once fall comes and they release but as of right now the run up over the past 2/3 months for EA is fueled from guidance for the year and next quarter, not fueled by optimism in this weeks earnings. ### REPLY: Right and TTWO didn't have as strong of a guidance it's just TTWO and ATVI likes to move along with EA. I think EA will meet/exceed expectations (FIFA still prints a ridiculous amount of money and their WC mode probably added to the $$$). Having said that, I don't believe TTWO will as at the end of the day, their main money maker is an old title that's slowly being chipped away in allure. ### END.
### Comment: What are you holding? I'm a bit out at 9/21 230c ### REPLY: 4 8/3 200c's picked up yesterday when underlying at 215.56 So fairly faggie but buried deep ITM to limit IV crush Edit: Buried in shit, goodbye 7k ### END.
### Comment: lol jesus, congrats tho i know the feeling ### REPLY: Its been...volatile. the comeback has been fun as fuck tho. Not gonna lie, when I lost 50% on open one day it kinda blew. ### END.
### Comment: Electric boogaloo? ### REPLY: Cancelled due to visa restrictions. ### END.
### Comment: Earnings were this morning, didn't go too well ### REPLY: OP has now confirmed his time machine works, without setting off alarm bells from the intelligence community. ### END.
### Comment: No, because svenskjävel. Btw vilken broker säljer options för svenskar? ### REPLY: It’s Avanza. They only sell Swedish options. ### END.
### Comment: Good companies like Amazon and Microsoft have bald CEOs. ### REPLY: Don’t forget Apple back when it was good ### END.
### Comment: Good question, this is still all very new to me. Sounds like that's the case then and you have to deal with the T+1 settlement for option trades. ### REPLY: Ngl, this is my first time reading these regulations too. The T+1 is definitely still an option based off your screenshot. So let me get this straight, you traded over 4 times your maintenance margin excess? Guess we're in the right subreddit ### END.
### Comment: Getting crushed today. Sucks. Down 4% on my lot of 600 shares. Thinking of holding and hoping for a bounce / some positive catalysts. Dividend yield here is crazy attractive. ### REPLY: I doubled down and lowered my average on October 31$ calls. May consider picking up a bunch of stock too for the dividends while it is so far down ### END.
### Comment: lol Jesus ### REPLY: can't save you now ### END.
### Comment: R ### REPLY: goodbye ### END.
### Comment: I bought 9/21 365 yesterday. Hurts to look at the losses today but I'm holding for at least a few weeks. ### REPLY: I think that's a good play. ER was great, the market is just sensitive, especially with the tariff talk. ### END.
### Comment: Yes, words are hard. ### REPLY: Where can I get it? ### END.
### Comment: Thanks my guy Would the 0.16% expense ratio not cut into the 2% return? ### REPLY: The yield includes the expense ratio, so no ### END.
### Comment: I sold mine when it hit $71 on Monday and figured I'd buy back in after the ATH sell-off. That didn't last long and it barely went below $70. I want back in. Not selling my shares for a year. ### REPLY: Yeah I sold too and bought fnko... kicking myself ### END.
### Comment: Lack of drivers = too much demand I guess? Idk I find this really hard to play because I never use grub hub but obviously others do; very easy to get caught in your own bubble here. ### REPLY: Idk I guess it depends on your age. I'm in college and every guy ik uses Eatstreet, Grubhub, or UberEats. Eatstreets only good cause it's cheap af and a lot of places around the area offer discounts through the app but the other two have a huge following. You will sometimes get delivery drivers who get the order wrong or take too long but it's good for the most part. I find that the type of people who use these services are lazy fucks like me who don't make homecooked meals in college. ### END.
### Comment: Okay fine. Username: BigDSanjay Pass: MUunMissile13 ### REPLY: Fuckin nice ### END.
### Comment: Are you holding through earnings? ### REPLY: Yeah. Venmo baby. Everyone I know is using it. ### END.
### Comment: About three fiddy ### REPLY: shit that checks out ### END.
### Comment: Again doesn't apply to cash accounts...also I'm not gonna look through your post history to find out if you have margin or not ### REPLY: He probably has instant settle set up with Robinhood which technically qualifies him as a margin account because they’re crediting the account before the actual trades settle. ### END.
### Comment: 'I narrowly cut a program's spending plan therefore I'm sane' is so totally how leftists think about idiot Democrat politicians. ### REPLY: Still better than the 'small government, free market, fiscal responsibility' party that is constantly fucking with the market, followed by tax payer paid bailouts for their constituents. ### END.
### Comment: Hide yo kids hide yo wife! ### REPLY: And hide yo husband... something something Faggie D's... ### END.
### Comment: 20 sp = 10% yield 28 sp != \*like\* 10% you fucking neanderthal ### REPLY: I like the aggressiveness ### END.
### Comment: Yes, I responded to my own comment with the typical reply, fuck you ### REPLY: No, fuck *you* ### END.
### Comment: > your welcome u autist. lmao... I think you meant to say 'You're welcome' you autist... ### REPLY: r/woosh ### END.
### Comment: Not gay as long as the balls don't touch, and the counter resets once every ten times ### REPLY: 'times' as in encounters or thrusts? ### END.
### Comment: Well you get charged interest for a day. Take what ever their margin interest rate is and divide it by 365. Add 1 to this number and multiply it by your margin balance to get your fee. ### REPLY: Does it say this anywhere on E*TRADE? Thanks for your help. ### END.
### Comment: Harder to get a new SSN ### REPLY: Not in Chicago ### END.
### Comment: Means the market has higher expectations than it did at the beginning of the day. Set up for a bigger potential drop. ### REPLY: Agreed, that's not even considering the runup it's had this whole month. I've been sitting on FB calls for ages and still have 1/19 $230's that I'll hold onto but I took some profits on it because it seemed foolish not to. ### END.
### Comment: wait, people here are trolling??? ### REPLY: Mmm only sort of ### END.
### Comment: I am not surprised they thought this......almost all Intro to Stocks, Stocks 101, OWN YOUR FUTURE books, crap etc tell you that when you own shares of a company, you own a portion of the company. And they erroneously explain that when you own part of the company, you also get part of the profits. That actually logically would make sense. But......well real world don't work like that. ### REPLY: If everyone agrees they really have no interest in growing the company, they could really vote to have the company return 100% of its profits to shareholders through dividends. GE had an EPS of .19 and paid out .12, so they're paying out over half... ### END.
### Comment: We are him. He is we. ### REPLY: Selah. At peace with this ### END.
### Comment: It's a way better version of that discount you got on insurance if you owned BRK.B or whatever ### REPLY: You dont have to own it or show proof Just tell them on phone that you want the stockholder discount ### END.
### Comment: That's my plan. ### REPLY: Looking more like 182 or 182.5 strike. On close to buying, may teddies bless us tomorrow (or Friday) otherwise, I'll console myself with self deprecation WSB post karma! Haha! ### END.
### Comment: Theta decay, mostly. I'm pretty conservative with spreads when I do long term stuff. Max upside is still nearly 300%, I'd rather buy more of these than fewer calls. ### REPLY: Yeah, but how many more calls did you get from the $250? Doesn't the delta even out anyway? I mean, i guess you'd make that money most definitely, so why not Just seems like you lock yourself into something for a year Not trying to be a bother, trying to understand ### END.
### Comment: SOAP for the win..? ### REPLY: You can go right ahead and fuck off. ### END.
### Comment: First one of these i actually laughed at ### REPLY: Did you not see the video? ### END.
### Comment: Can I have 10:05am? I want /u/funcooledible's sloppy seconds. ### REPLY: Like it’ll take that long. ### END.
### Comment: Gonna reduce once it hits 115 ### REPLY: my man ### END.
### Comment: I checked FIVE times and his math checks out every time. ### REPLY: THE NUMBERS MASON ### END.
### Comment: Funny that this decides to go up 5% today. Calls would have actually worked out well, lol. ### REPLY: 7% now and the calls I sold are suddenly ITM :/ ### END.
### Comment: Thinking about letting some ride but idk every time i do this i get cucked ### REPLY: I'm holding but they arent FDs. ### END.
### Comment: Lol, unlimited data bitch. ### REPLY: g r a n d f a t h e r e d i n ### END.
### Comment: None. ER is next week and IV is predicting a $17 move next week. Even 2020 calls are too expensive imo ### REPLY: >not buying overpriced FDs into ER What the fuck man ### END.
### Comment: Honest question: it seems to obvious to me that it would be smart to short them as soon as the reverse split occurs because they are still running a dog shit show. But I'm also retarded. So where's the hole in that plan ### REPLY: Generally speaking, a reverse split is blood in the water for shorts. ### END.
### Comment: [Thank god for Google autofill](https://imgur.com/vWSCYzs) ### REPLY: 'go to negative' what in the fuck ### END.
### Comment: But I’m not a youngone (mid 30s), and I’m bald so I think my draw might be low. That said I won’t have enough money to eat so I’ll lose some weight and can get lean so maybe that’ll even out? ### REPLY: Nah I’d stick with the aluminum cans ### END.
### Comment: At least I had the goddamn common courtesy to lose 2k like a man. ### REPLY: As long as you don’t profess “from someone that knows what they’re talking about - stay away from stocks. Nothin’ but gambling”. It’s like, Jesus FUCK old man. If we have hedge fund managers starting wars for late night television surely to God there’s some strategy involved you fuck ### END.
### Comment: If this actually holds, he can grab me all he wants ### REPLY: Now Juncker just needs to tell Xi how to win with Trump and we go to S&P 3000 ### END.
### Comment: 'go to negative' what in the fuck ### REPLY: lol in here it’s “can stocks go to positive” ### END.
### Comment: What would you have gotten if you legged into butterflies? ### REPLY: uh...a bunch of pretty flying insects? ### END.
### Comment: yee you right, sold the august calls already at the top today. :) ### REPLY: DEFINITELY NOT THE TOP WTF ### END.
### Comment: Post your positions. Read your DD which initially got me interested. ### REPLY: 8/3 $92c and 8/24 $93c ### END.
### Comment: China has truck load of our debt. They got way more dangerous moves then EU can pull. ### REPLY: Lmao what are they gonna do? Call all our debt at the ring of a phone? Subsequently sending the world to the economic stone ages? At the point we’d probably just wage full scale war on mainland China. ### END.
### Comment: Lol ### REPLY: Probably just cost myself another grand over 15 minutes selling early. Oh well shit happens ### END.
### Comment: *take energy meme* ### REPLY: *take energy meme* ### END.
### Comment: We won the EU trade war. It was easy. It was good. ### REPLY: Really? Nice! Link please. ### END.
### Comment: My man ### REPLY: Just 20, My JD winnings from today lol ### END.
### Comment: You kidding me, bro? Money is pretty much growing in trees this week. Edit: It’ll bounce back tomorrow, guys. It’ll bounce back tomorrow! ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: Possible, but probably only a few bucks difference. I took that into account when I said a possible $10 upwards movement instead of saying a $14 upwards movement. ### REPLY: called it, glad i only bought 1 lawl ### END.
### Comment: So puts? ### REPLY: No, buy high sell low. Come on man ### END.
### Comment: True. I did make a nice 24 hr turnaround on my money so I can’t be mad. Hindsight is a bitch tho but there’s always another play around the corner ### REPLY: Exactly ### END.
### Comment: The dude that lost a shit ton on XIV was also pretty young and people still threw money at him ### REPLY: Ya he had gathered like almost 2 mil from family members. Crazy. ### END.
### Comment: How do those tendies taste? ### REPLY: Amazing. ### END.
### Comment: Amazon just took a massive jump. I sold mine just before to cash that out and moved to FB. So this thread will make me the laughing stock if facebook loses now. If they crush it going to move into Amazon tomorrow with some Jan 2019 OTM calls. ### REPLY: This didn't age well ### END.
### Comment: think guidance will take us to the promise land bois ### REPLY: That movement was retarded. Especially before the call. ### END.
### Comment: I keep buying shares of Ford. They released some info about their autonomous plans yesterday, but lost all those gains because 'trade wars are good and easy to win.' Now it will get the double whammy of being way down on GM's shitty guidance and then again on their own shitty guidance. Fuck Trump. ### REPLY: I got a few Ford puts today so I'm hoping Trump comes out and accuses Ford of Russian collusion and kicks their CEO in the stomach ### END.
### Comment: tomorrow is 【ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ】Thursday ### REPLY: Just got cucked by zuck ### END.
### Comment: Thank God I fucking held ### REPLY: ahahahahahahah well played sir. Thank god I only bought 2 contracts.... ### END.
### Comment: I bought some calls _after_ ER and they're on fire. All of the ER benefits, none of the IV crush! ### REPLY: me too up 80% today ### END.
### Comment: Sold my 7/27 cs and 8/10 cs for a net gain of 8% and rolled both into 9/21 145cs. here's to more tendies, I hope. ### REPLY: solid move ### END.
### Comment: Worked to perfection ### REPLY: Now you know the secret to turning the markets. Use it wisely. ### END.
### Comment: fuck I know fam ### REPLY: But I was taking pictures of AMD when it was up 100% and it ended up 443%. Keep going OP! ### END.
### Comment: 'times' as in encounters or thrusts? ### REPLY: Encounters ### END.
### Comment: I know what the IV is, I just don't think it's going to move that much based on recent movement and the previous ER (I know, can't use the past to predict the future). ### REPLY: You're pretty much 100% right thus far. Only up about 1%. Looking forward to where it opens in the morning ### END.
### Comment: Legit, the 200b tarrifs pending with China and their currency manipulation is the real problem for the market as a whole. The EU problem was the auto tarrifs ### REPLY: If US and EU move towards zero tariffs, per headlines, that's crazy bullish. Which is why SPY went vertical. It's separate from China, but turns the screws on China and now gives Trump more political coverage to wail on them. ### END.
### Comment: I just got that sweet Chase Sapphire Reserve Visa and my wife spends all my money on it, that's all the DD I need. lets gooooooooooo. ### REPLY: Higher merchant fees for that series of card too. ### END.
### Comment: You can go right ahead and fuck off. ### REPLY: Huh, didn't realize they'd moved to REST. Doesn't surprise me; most people are too dense to do the SOAP thang. ### END.
### Comment: Pretty devious of EU. They offered things they want as concessions and allow Trump to go on victory tour. ### REPLY: Yes, of course the EU was clamoring for cutting tariffs on all industrial imports from the US or something something. ### END.
### Comment: That's a bit excessive but OK ### REPLY: Congrats on your ascension to the 1%, soyboy ### END.