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### Comment: Thought it would beat ### REPLY: even if it beats, it would probably still go flat. ### END.
### Comment: >SoezinScore hidden · 1 minute agoI am holding 6 calls at 44 each. What's your strike? ### REPLY: 2200 ### END.
### Comment: ATH coming bb. ### REPLY: Uh...you might wanna expand your chart. They aren't even remotely close to sniffing their ATHs from back in the day ### END.
### Comment: If US and EU move towards zero tariffs, per headlines, that's crazy bullish. Which is why SPY went vertical. It's separate from China, but turns the screws on China and now gives Trump more political coverage to wail on them. ### REPLY: Read the story though (I know this is reddit and we don't do that). 'Industrial tariffs only,' whatever the fuck that means. The steel and aluminum tariffs literally just murdered GM, Whirlpool, Ford, etc., and the EU auto tariffs are probably not part of it. ### END.
### Comment: most of us don't get it wrong every time either lol petition to mod fscomeau v2 ### REPLY: I mean he's just 2 out of 3 so far. his TWTR play doesn't look promising though. ### END.
### Comment: Wow you're even more retarded than I am ### REPLY: Meh, fortunately it was < $300. ### END.
### Comment: Who would have guessed the two biggest advertising companies would move in different directions?? ### REPLY: Money goes in one pocket and out the other. ### END.
### Comment: RIP ### REPLY: Nah playa, sold 15 minutes before close 😎 ### END.
### Comment: Are you working in the engine room of some rich guy's yacht? ### REPLY: The MD invited all the analysts out on the yacht, so I was day trading on Rh in the engine room. ### END.
### Comment: >Are you gonna sit there on hold for another hour waiting for the call to start?? Yes, it's beautiful, like waiting at the dentist. Either everything will be fine or I'll have 8 cavities. ### REPLY: 👌 ### END.
### Comment: Ballsy son ### REPLY: honestly not really. I have a ton sitting in cash right now and could just take the shares at a discount if it went the other way. No more ballsy then anyone just holding shares ### END.
### Comment: Fb ? ### REPLY: FD? ### END.
### Comment: Too bad Google is way better than FB. Y'all got zucked. ### REPLY: Meh I own shares of GOOG and LEAPS of FB. I’m doing fine. ### END.
### Comment: 1 ITM contract?! I think you’re on the wrong subreddit. ### REPLY: Yea it’s peasant level money but hey, only been doing options for a month or so, just getting my feet wet and learning so I don’t have to invest in $ROPE ### END.
### Comment: Higher merchant fees for that series of card too. ### REPLY: plus it's made of metal so it makes you feel like a baller. that's the important part. ### END.
### Comment: buried with a watch? I thought half the point of a watch is to pass it on to your kids. Fucking sad shit right there ### REPLY: Don't worry about his kids, they are set with business successes and multiple California rentals each and none graduate community college. They own business complexes. ### END.
### Comment: I know! $600 gamble might have made me $2k profit. Will post gains tomorrow ### REPLY: RemindMe! 12 hours ### END.
### Comment: >'President Juncker is working to avert new tariffs. No concessions made.” ### REPLY: The fact you bought that when Juncker confirms the EU will remove all tariffs on industrials (the largest trade category the US has with the EU) is hilarious. Juncker is a cock up, everyone in the EU knows this. ### END.
### Comment: Ya he had gathered like almost 2 mil from family members. Crazy. ### REPLY: people get greedy when they see someone else succeed. FOMO ### END.
### Comment: $200 for me. But I got shares too and those dividends soften the loss ### REPLY: \>60% of my portfolio is in F fack. ### END.
### Comment: M ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: Generally speaking, a reverse split is blood in the water for shorts. ### REPLY: When do they hit? Right as the split happens? ### END.
### Comment: Well yeah, it was $205 or something. Dude is boned. edit: took a look just cuz this sub will be talking about it excessively for the next few days... * 66k in FB $185 8/17 Calls * 39k in FB $207.5 8/3 Calls <- these are probably fucked ### REPLY: Was probably worth significantly more than 100k today due to the runup. But I bet he didn't sell because he's simply greedy as fuck. And was too confident to begin with. ### END.
### Comment: Ouch. Hopefully it was stock. ### REPLY: NOPE ### END.
### Comment: https://www.autismspeaks.org ### REPLY: God damn it you made me spit my drink all over my work computer. ### END.
### Comment: [Buy the zucking dip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4) ### REPLY: that's really the only way I can recover. When Netflix died after earnings, I immediately picked up a couple calls and recouped my losses. FB isn't dead yet. ### END.
### Comment: Trump = BAD Impeachment incoming, blue wave incoming, orange man heading to prison and he's going to crash the DOW if elected ### REPLY: lol I love that his approval in Harvard Harris is 48% today with 47% approval for tariffs in the same poll and generic ballot even with a D+6% sample is D+5.... ### END.
### Comment: Trade wars are good and easy to win. (when you're not a self hating cuck and realize you have all the leverage) ### REPLY: Interesting username there ### END.
### Comment: Shapiro is almost never right about Trump ### REPLY: He's like his kryptonite. And Shapiro is a relatively smart person. It's just that nobody understands Trump. He's either so retarded none of us can comprehend it, or he's playing a genius game. ### END.
### Comment: hope he closed out some of his position ### REPLY: We both know he didn't ### END.
### Comment: Yep. All that extrinsic value vanishes after earnings. So any calls ATM or OTM will be drilling to the Earth's core tomorrow. ### REPLY: F for that 30K Google put guy. I have shares so I will just not look at my portfolio tomorrow. ### END.
### Comment: This post backfired bigly. ### REPLY: I bought GM Sept calls and they're up 100%. How is that a backfire? ### END.
### Comment: this aged like a turd ### REPLY: For me it didn't ### END.
### Comment: We live and die with each tick up and down! ### REPLY: SPY3000 will be an interesting time in here lol. All the high school kids with $266.50 in their accounts will be buying up MAGA merch ### END.
### Comment: You’re gonna have to give like 200 bjs. ### REPLY: Per minute ### END.
### Comment: I lost $128 and I wanna hang myself ### REPLY: go for it I say! ### END.
### Comment: >What has he done that negatively affects the American citizens? He really really hurt my feel feels because he slept with a playmate 12 years ago. ### REPLY: Then randomly lied about it. What was that about? You'd think he would brag about banging a porn star, not get Cohen to set up a company to pay her off and then deny any of it ever happened on national television. ### END.
### Comment: You're already up like $18. That's three whole months of AH on Robinhood! Good job! ### REPLY: This post did not age well. ### END.
### Comment: Imagine if that shitpost had actually been right ### REPLY: If they said puts.. ### END.
### Comment: Well throwing a grand into a YOLO is a lot of money for me My account is only 6k ### REPLY: you just doubled your account now ### END.
### Comment: What strike? ### REPLY: 225. Did I lose it all or half? ### END.
### Comment: >Expects expenses to exceed revenue growth ### REPLY: I hope this doesn't impact the entire sector... This is really bad. I'm fucking shocked (I don't have any shares/options). Once again bois, your money will never be safe no matter how great you think the company is. ### END.
### Comment: Motherfucker, the one time we want the Zucc to be that unethical shitlord we know he is, he manages to fuck it up massively, god damn it. ### REPLY: I told my wife and told her it was play money. She didn't get mad. I am super thankful. I am done with fucking options. BESIDES MY OTM LONG TERM CALL ON AVGO TOMORROW!!!!!!!! ### END.
### Comment: Yeah you're going to get like 20 cents for that ### REPLY: No way you get 20 cents for that ### END.
### Comment: Rip furbullfurbarblu whatever. His Twitter calls are extinct now with this friendly fire hit. Amazon or bust. Pray for bezos. ### REPLY: Options went to .01 in an hour. Holy fuck ### END.
### Comment: you just doubled your account now ### REPLY: What the fuck happened? Shit guidance? ### END.
### Comment: Are you listening to the call? They are talking about long term margins of 35% while they are at 45+% now. Revenue growth of 30-35% instead of 45%. ### REPLY: Correct. Objectively assess the company on the new stats and if the price is low enough jump in. Dont go buy 225 calls but i imagine some Jan19 160 calls will be on sale for about 97% off. ### END.
### Comment: Show me the pic at 930 AM when you get the real updated pricing. Congrats. Have a cold one for me. ### REPLY: I will because I'm sure it's going to be a wild ride in the AM as well. I'm not pumped, I have no clue what's going on and this IV things got me freaked. Got lucky here, best of luck to you. ### END.
### Comment: Sorry to hear my man. Don’t worry you will recover ### REPLY: Mate, i went from 5k to - 1k right now, in pretty fucked ### END.
### Comment: They gave guidance that essentially they are dieing as a company ### REPLY: Dying? Lol, no. Slowing down due to saturation points. Yes. ### END.
### Comment: Holy fuck how much did op make ### REPLY: 6k ### END.
### Comment: Well holy fuck. I went all in. I belong here. I am done with options! LOL ### REPLY: If you really went all in, you are done trading anything for a while. ### END.
### Comment: Down $50 now ! ### REPLY: yeah this is rough. I was up about $3k at close. now I'm out about $6k between FB and PYPL ### END.
### Comment: What did I fucking say. Look at that. ### REPLY: my iron condor was not ready for this shit... all that had to happen was for it to close between like, $200 and $228 tomorrow and I'd have made nearly max profit. fuck my life. ### END.
### Comment: You'll be fine. edit: NVM they fuckd ### REPLY: lol yeah I'm fucked. I sold a few before close so I didn't lose everything but 7 grand is still gone. Maybe the two shitty puts I bought will help balance it out. ### END.
### Comment: If they said puts.. ### REPLY: Yeah that would be genius lol ### END.
### Comment: If you think 179 is a bargain wait until you see 160... ### REPLY: It's... almost there. ### END.
### Comment: Give it till tomorrow mid day to really see. AH are more volatile. Best part about IC also is even if it falls outside your range you generally can exit for no where near max loss ### REPLY: i dunno man... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit max loss. i needed it to close between $202 and $228 tomorrow to be profitable, and really anywhere in the middle would have been max profit. and the few shares I own are fucking trashed now. god dammit. lol. Should have just stuck to yolo'ing SPY. ### END.
### Comment: i am gonna buy FB leaps as I see it falling real hard. It will probably recover to around 180 esque. But no more Also gonna go on AAPL and BABA LEAPS more so since I dont trust Zuckerberg anymore ### REPLY: Yeah who knows they might pull a NFLX and recover mid-day but this is some piss poor guidance... unlike NFLX which basically says they expect things to continue to do OK. ### END.
### Comment: Got killed on revenue and user growth. I lost literally my entire portfolio betting on earnings, don't be like me. 90% it really is gambling. Let me give you a hint though: Nobody in Gen Z uses Facebook anymore, and less and less are using Netflix. ### REPLY: like literally every meaningful stat in their report is higher than Q1 of this year, and considerably higher than Q2 of 2017. I don't get it. i mean, sure, it's maybe not as MUCH bigger as they'd hoped, but they beat EPS expectations... I could see a 5% decline... but fucking 20% is insane. I don't feel like that level of sell-off is at all justified. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah now that AH drop down to... (had to look again) jesus $166, these calls are probably going to be worthless tomorrow. Sorry bro. If it makes you feel better I have $220s 8/17 that are going to be worthless too. ### REPLY: This is crazy lmao. When I asked FB was around 200 ### END.
### Comment: Well fuck me right in the pussy ### REPLY: That's not where zuck is sticking it ### END.
### Comment: I called it ### REPLY: How hard are you right now? ### END.
### Comment: I forgot to sell mine before earnings today :( I was at +175%... tomorrow will be blood ### REPLY: someone posted they had a 2x$205 puts... they are about 6k ahead.. fucking hell ### END.
### Comment: I am dead.Mod me. ### REPLY: Yeh on 2nd thought you're fucked. Nice work, OP. ### END.
### Comment: What if facebook is down 6% because it's making it's users more retarded every quarter? ### REPLY: It's a catch22, once the users get too retarded to leave Facebook they'll be too retarded to use Facebook ### END.
### Comment: You really thought you could buy free puts after you know the stock went down? Like you’re a wizard or something? ### REPLY: Or a wizard who's also a daddy and knows a thing or two about options ### END.
### Comment: Wow good call. Let me save it one sec ### REPLY: Switch back to hyphens ASAP! 20% and counting. ### END.
### Comment: Oh my god I don't think I have seen something like this. 125B in Marketcap gone and still falling. They lost more money in 30 mins than 150 countries gross in GDP in a whole year ### REPLY: I am seriously impressed at this level of bed shitting and very glad I got XLY calls and not QQQ ones. ### END.
### Comment: Calendar yes. The only green I’ll see tomorrow Tho at this rate that one put could save the whole thing jesus look at it drop ### REPLY: Right now it's worth about 5200 so it just might. ### END.
### Comment: It’s not opening at 180 it’s opening at 160 ### REPLY: I quoted the current price when I wrote the comment you shit. 170 > .18 160 > .04 150 > ded ### END.
### Comment: Looking more like 182 or 182.5 strike. On close to buying, may teddies bless us tomorrow (or Friday) otherwise, I'll console myself with self deprecation WSB post karma! Haha! ### REPLY: Hope you did! I'm in 5 of the 7/27 284P ### END.
### Comment: I went hard on $SNAP puts. Between that and the $PYPL fail, it's time to look at $ROPE options. ### REPLY: snap is going down hard after hours ### END.
### Comment: SPY3000 will be an interesting time in here lol. All the high school kids with $266.50 in their accounts will be buying up MAGA merch ### REPLY: If you are going to buy MAGA merch. This is the best piece of merch on the market https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/MAGA:US ### END.
### Comment: Then randomly lied about it. What was that about? You'd think he would brag about banging a porn star, not get Cohen to set up a company to pay her off and then deny any of it ever happened on national television. ### REPLY: It's probably because it's really none of your business who he did or didn't sleep with 12 years ago. ### END.
### Comment: No one cares ### REPLY: Ouch ### END.
### Comment: Ugh I have to use service now at work. Shit sucks. ### REPLY: Better than Ivanti, holy shit what a pile of flaming dog shit. ### END.
### Comment: lol hope you sold bruh ### REPLY: God damn this guy(original commenter) still doesn't get it. Do the opposite of the re re's ### END.
### Comment: Literally the earth's rotation is bad for MU ### REPLY: Then if a meteor comes and knocks earth off it's axis we will literally MUun ### END.
### Comment: You mad man. Respect. ### REPLY: I know, I felt kind of dumb buying it, but I really believe Ford can be the car company of the future ### END.
### Comment: it's almost surreal i just can't understand that this is happening ### REPLY: I know we like to joke around a lot here and call each other autists and fags, but this is a historic and surreal day to experience. I pray every night before bed and never pray about the markets, but tonight I will pray for the shareholders and especially the call holders of FB. ### END.
### Comment: Facebook is a very easy company to value using discounted cash flow right this second. That’s why the price is going to keep dropping. They’re worth next to nothing...like 50b. ### REPLY: its fang dude behavioral finance is more powerful. You think niggas out there doing DCFs ### END.
### Comment: That's $MU my guy, wrong stonk ### REPLY: you sure? ### END.
### Comment: Yikes ### REPLY: I went with my gut and Sold a few hours ago for a 50% gain and bought a put, ill probably sell my put at open and buy calls again because this looks like an over reaction ### END.
### Comment: They said the words future declining revenue. ### REPLY: Declining revenue *growth* ### END.
### Comment: And your point... ### REPLY: Lol I don’t understand how to be any more clear? ### END.
### Comment: It'll jump back up tomorrow. Sleep peacefully tonight ### REPLY: I'm buying so many fucking FD's tomorrow at open. Institutional money has been waiting for this kind of pullback for LITERALLY YEARS. ### END.
### Comment: Im a fucking commie, I can't stop. It's an addiction :( ### REPLY: >Im a fucking commie, I can't stop. It's an addiction :( Why the fuck are you on this sub? ain't you commie fag hate money? GTFO! ### END.
### Comment: RIP ### REPLY: I think I'll be just fine. ### END.
### Comment: long calls are the worst especially on earnings week. better moves are spreads. i opened various butterflies with broad legs and $18 strike body. ### REPLY: i feel, but would that $17 7/27 made any money if i had purchased it then? ### END.
### Comment: This but unironically. ### REPLY: confused emotions happening for me ### END.
### Comment: We both know he didn't ### REPLY: Not really a loss until you sell, amirite? ### END.
### Comment: I shoulda but threw some money in AMD for that haha ### REPLY: gotta stick with the winners! ### END.
### Comment: Yea, place has too many memes tbh, when discussion is good here it's really good. But it's full of wannabe motherfuckers so I'm kinda sick of it. ### REPLY: Need to go private for a week like the good ole days. ### END.
### Comment: I mean, there are many many more reasons to distrust the mainstream media besides the election. Every time I put on CNN or FOX I want to throw up. The bias is so apparent. ### REPLY: Yep I hate it. I haven't watched MSM in such a long time. Any time I switch on those channels I roll my eyes. ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: LMFAO i told you. These FANGS are so ridiculously overvalued!! Now the bottom falls out on 1 bad CC ### REPLY: Google had a beat, this one still had growth. It's not as bad as you want to make it be. ### END.
### Comment: go for it I say! ### REPLY: Lmao, guy kills himself cus he lost $128 ### END.
### Comment: This post did not age well. ### REPLY: Oops. Wow. ### END.
### Comment: Someone didn't hear about his NFLX puts into earnings... ### REPLY: Make 20k lose 100k+ ### END.