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### Comment: Rectum? Damn near killed 'em ### REPLY: Down like 6 percent so far. ### END.
### Comment: Congrats on the $120 bucks, next time buy calls pussy. ### REPLY: can't buy calls after hours ### END.
### Comment: If it makes you feel better I’m up over 20% on my Jan 2019 Tsla call I bought yesterday. ### REPLY: it does not. But congrats ### END.
### Comment: Thx same to you bro! Brought me back from the dead lol ### REPLY: You have TQQQ, FB shat the bed so not sure if that's gonna be good for ya. ### END.
### Comment: smart man, can't lose if you hold forever ;) ### REPLY: According to the great Shaquille O’Neal, this is entirely true. ### END.
### Comment: Mine are all expiring 8/24. This is the only thing that can save my portfolio from devastation tomorrow ### REPLY: 8/31 here, I feel you ### END.
### Comment: following pivotal from now on ### REPLY: They were saying sell since last year though ### END.
### Comment: shhh its okay, im sure your FB fds will bounce back ### REPLY: :( we had dreams of retiring and buying a cabin ### END.
### Comment: so from what i gather....you caused all this ### REPLY: I cucked the zucc! ### END.
### Comment: It costs money to independently host that many users. This is a complete overreaction to a global company giving guidance on currency rate concerns. Fight me. ### REPLY: They specifically said it was for infrastructure required to host growing number of Asia user. Invest in datacenters so you can handle expected increased capacity? Makes sense to me ### END.
### Comment: really hoping for MCD here it jumped so much on trade news I was tempted to sell but greed got the best of me. Have $162 calls on MCD. ### REPLY: Same here. MCD has done absolutely nothing meaningful in 2018 after making all time highs right before the correction. I think it's primed to breakout either direction, hopefully to the upside, to finally make a meaningful move. ### END.
### Comment: How hard are you right now? ### REPLY: ASCENSION ### END.
### Comment: I almost bought a 200 put because if you. Wish I had. ### REPLY: I got 2 200p expiring Friday. What are these things going to be worth? ### END.
### Comment: its a largest ever drop for FB in history so yea its rare ### REPLY: I can't recall a single overnight market cap loss of this magnitude since Oct 2008. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah i am not to familiar with margin trading i just take my money and put on something. ### REPLY: Neat ### END.
### Comment: Down 9% AH, my largest holding, damnnn... ### REPLY: Check that AH number again, friendo. ### END.
### Comment: I really hope Trump decides to lay off the whole trade war thing if NASDAQ does end up blood red ### REPLY: I think its too late now. We are in a proper trade war. Done good job pissing off the Chinese. Not sure what normal is anymore. ### END.
### Comment: negative net worth because of those loans ### REPLY: even trash has more value ### END.
### Comment: I have several questions about your flair. ### REPLY: So you wana shoot the shit?? ### END.
### Comment: i dunno man... I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hit max loss. i needed it to close between $202 and $228 tomorrow to be profitable, and really anywhere in the middle would have been max profit. and the few shares I own are fucking trashed now. god dammit. lol. Should have just stuck to yolo'ing SPY. ### REPLY: Yoloing SPY seems way more responsible than betting anything on earnings. ### END.
### Comment: Well that’d be the media doing that not him ### REPLY: Yeah, I started to say that but it felt too wordy. ### END.
### Comment: Nah playa, sold 15 minutes before close 😎 ### REPLY: Oh Waiter, more tendies please. ### END.
### Comment: MAGA since NFLX tanked too. ### REPLY: Replace Netflix with nvidia ### END.
### Comment: As long as you don’t profess “from someone that knows what they’re talking about - stay away from stocks. Nothin’ but gambling”. It’s like, Jesus FUCK old man. If we have hedge fund managers starting wars for late night television surely to God there’s some strategy involved you fuck ### REPLY: hedge fund managers starting wars for late night television you say? ### END.
### Comment: i have a jan 220 i was feeling really good about RIP ### REPLY: Average down if you only bought one buy 3 more and get out when it's up 5% ### END.
### Comment: Yep, hope he sold before earnings at ath.... ### REPLY: I remember he said would hold through ER. ### END.
### Comment: shhh dont tell the market ### REPLY: Market responded both appropriately and maybe even too negatively. Should have shot up more. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but user growth yoy says otherwise? ### REPLY: Expenses outweighing revenue though? ### END.
### Comment: someone on wsb said to prepare to set your stop loss at $16 ### REPLY: There is no shortage of losing strategies in this sub. ### END.
### Comment: Rumham is an American delicacy originating from the shores of New Jersey ### REPLY: oh fuck missed the reference. im retarded. ### END.
### Comment: You dont have to own it or show proof Just tell them on phone that you want the stockholder discount ### REPLY: They have to check on this somehow, no? ### END.
### Comment: This man bulls ### REPLY: Bigly as fuck ### END.
### Comment: because the cloud business is already at max capacity /s ### REPLY: Theres so much room in the atmosphere. Until they start rubbing together and making storm clouds then we'll worry. But it's cool now. ### END.
### Comment: If it holds you just pulled off a 2000% profit. ### REPLY: Seems to be creeping back up slowly, but I will post the tendies tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Post it! ### REPLY: I put it on pornhub. Just search 'Gay Robo-Fuck Hentai'. ### END.
### Comment: about a 600% return ### REPLY: Assuming it opens at 175 tomorrow, it holds $20 in intrinsic value. $20 x 100 = $2000. With $48 cost basis that's a 4000% return. ### END.
### Comment: If they miss? ### REPLY: We're all fucked ### END.
### Comment: SOMEONE BOUGHT 19C FDs? LOL ### REPLY: MM is holding onto 200 $18 contracts I sold last minute ### END.
### Comment: Lmfaoooo. Not true at all. How can you say that when he makes a tweet and the market immediately responds. ### REPLY: It's Obama's invisible hand ### END.
### Comment: Damn so he spent 15$ on the one put and will come away with around 1,300? ### REPLY: Yes. Keep in mind though that this kind of option (way OTM, short expiration) will expire worthless 99.9% of the time. It just worked out extremely well this time because FB was determined to explore Earth’s core. ### END.
### Comment: Yup gomna buy snap puts. I can't trust ad companies ### REPLY: I can only hope that snap tanks enough that my puts keep my portfolio alive ### END.
### Comment: Finance sector beat earnings last week ### REPLY: yeah but is the money flowing IN or OUT of banks. Thats what matters. ### END.
### Comment: I'm buying so many fucking FD's tomorrow at open. Institutional money has been waiting for this kind of pullback for LITERALLY YEARS. ### REPLY: KEEP YOUR EYE ON HIGH DELTA LEAPS BRO. Betting on a rebound is key, but if you've got the capital, a leap call with decent delta is a good way to hedge the slow recovery if the market just decides to be a huge dank bitch. I bought some ITM (not anymore lol) calls for Jan 2019 for $20. I bet they'll hit $5 in the morning. I'll double down or even crank out the 2020s lol. ### END.
### Comment: seriously, I sold my PYPL before close, gonna buy more when market opens I just hope FB craters even more so I can get some calls on the cheap ### REPLY: PayPal might even go green before market open. Doesn’t make a ton of sense for it to go so red. And same. I think by next week there will be a great FB buying opportunity ### END.
### Comment: It's a catch22, once the users get too retarded to leave Facebook they'll be too retarded to use Facebook ### REPLY: That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo ### END.
### Comment: You have TQQQ, FB shat the bed so not sure if that's gonna be good for ya. ### REPLY: I already I lost my tqqq. (I saw what happened) it's done for. Probably damn near 5-6 gone. But I'm mostly sp so I will be ok ### END.
### Comment: A fortune was lost, but a new mod was born today. ### REPLY: haha! ### END.
### Comment: I can see $180 in early morning trading ### REPLY: easily, maybe even irrational spike to 190-200 before open ### END.
### Comment: We are Marshall. Their football team died in a plane crash. Took a summer course there once. Nice gym. ### REPLY: Nice ### END.
### Comment: this is lowkey genius ### REPLY: It’s what’s known as survivorship bias. That’s why articles that say 90 % of millionaires do this! Are idiotic Never mentions any stat on how many people do thee same and fail. Winning formula on the sellers end. Lots of people will throw their last dollar for the hope of a short cut to the top ### END.
### Comment: Holy fuck that’s news if real. ### REPLY: Of course it’s real. Finviz lists all of his sales, he regularly sells 50MM worth ### END.
### Comment: so? ### REPLY: so this price isn’t crazy at 174 we are still positive on a 1-year chart ### END.
### Comment: I just did ### REPLY: I sold my 8/10 and 8/31 calls, but kept my Jan $105 calls. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ ### END.
### Comment: bite down on something hard ### REPLY: r u flirting with me? ### END.
### Comment: I’m in the western burbs of Chicago and we have tons of top golfs- every one is pretty much reservation only, great food and the technology is pretty groundbreaking for a recreational place. It’s like the golf version of dave and busters ### REPLY: The two top golf locations in the Northern Virginia area are total gold mines. It's not uncommon for a two hour wait if you happened to not reserve a bay. ### END.
### Comment: I know, I felt kind of dumb buying it, but I really believe Ford can be the car company of the future ### REPLY: Dropped $40k on it after seeing the new bronco... ### END.
### Comment: Perfectly balanced ### REPLY: As all things should be ### END.
### Comment: that's a terrible investment ### REPLY: So he's spending 5k on another 'put' option? ### END.
### Comment: what does each star represent? ### REPLY: Like the army. More stars means how much ranking you have on the autism/faggy levels. 3 is Lt General of FaggyDs and 6 is Autist of the Armies. ### END.
### Comment: Yahoo says it maybe I’m a complete moron. Look at it after hours it’s at like 165 or something. I looked at the today chart and it said the low was 149 maybe yahoo was wrong ### REPLY: $149 was during Cambridge Analytica scandal. ### END.
### Comment: If everyone agrees they really have no interest in growing the company, they could really vote to have the company return 100% of its profits to shareholders through dividends. GE had an EPS of .19 and paid out .12, so they're paying out over half... ### REPLY: Arent' the REITs giving out 100% of profits as dividends? That is what makes them a 'REIT'. ### END.
### Comment: no u ### REPLY: I have been defeated. My tendies are you'res ### END.
### Comment: Yup. FB will never go above $200 till past 2019. JFL @ this bullshit ### REPLY: You don't think FB will make a comeback next week to $200?? ### END.
### Comment: Eh, cheap as shit leaps coming right up ### REPLY: Yeah, just eat the loss on the 7/27. That's not going to end well. Sell for whatever you can get at the end of the day tomorrow. But tomorrow morning if you're still bullish, just buy LEAPS. Then you have time to profit on the rebound. ### END.
### Comment: I'm betting Facebook keeps buying fads to keep itself alive. They're doing well so far. ### REPLY: They should buy Reddit ### END.
### Comment: It doesn't get any more blue-chip in tech than being part of 'FANG'. ### REPLY: Blue chips pay dividends and actually do shit besides run shitty web apps. Youre confusing high flyers with blue chips. ### END.
### Comment: Look no further than Netflix itself. Up to now that shit makes no sense, down 16% AH, opens at -6%, closes day almost in the green ### REPLY: There’s no coming back from today overnight. This isn’t Narnia. ### END.
### Comment: I know numbers can be real hard, but you just have to give it your best. National polls had her winning by a margin of 3.1 points on average and she ended up with a 2.1 point advantage, well within the margin of error. That’s way more accurate than the 2012 polls for Obama/Romney which were off by an average of over 3 points ### REPLY: Lol get a load of this loser rewriting recent history like we don't all perfectly remember ### END.
### Comment: If FB rebounds and his yolo call pans out I will give you said lot lizard details. ### REPLY: Nice. I’m buying calls in the morning to help the cause. ### END.
### Comment: This isn't production ### REPLY: It is production on the WSB level. ### END.
### Comment: Same here ### REPLY: Me too ### END.
### Comment: Which they will undoubtedly reach, everyone wants to buy in so there is no dip. If it doesn't drop tomorrow I'm saying fuck it it never will ### REPLY: Dip confirmed Friday ### END.
### Comment: ah... gotcha. i wonder if that website accounts for vol ### REPLY: Watch out for IV crush ### END.
### Comment: Seems like a version of gamblers fallacy ### REPLY: it's funny because that's what the -$190k guy said about goog winning and fb losing on the original post there's no way he could lose $190k, he says ### END.
### Comment: I mean, technically I guess, but the odds of FB climbing 28% in a few weeks after that shitshow are so astronomically low that realistically speaking, they're both going to open with no value. ### REPLY: Very true. ### END.
### Comment: honestly think the lil fags that come out of the woodwork to shit talk someone that actually posts bets here but only after said bets fail should be banned on the spot or the unwritten rule should be no shit talking after result unless you can post your own counter winning bet on the same stock ### REPLY: I agree. I hate the only smart after the fact type. ### END.
### Comment: Puts obviously.. than again I thought fb calls were obvious ### REPLY: Feelsbadman ### END.
### Comment: Worth $1.50 ### REPLY: RIP ### END.
### Comment: My thinking is this: people are being weird, this is FANG, and I have no idea what the market is up to anymore after seeing FB drop a quarter after hours. That was uncalled for. So, with this FANG volatility in mind (2/3), I fear for an unreasonable, unpredictable AMZN fall. And by fear, I mean I want to make money by not spending too much. ### REPLY: Good point lol. Fear definitely seems to be a huge factor at times like this. A small miss or lower guidance could be deadly for AMZN (as in set them back a few months lol). Definitely gonna grab a far OTM put just in case but likely won't play calls partly cos they're so expensive. ### END.
### Comment: Arent' the REITs giving out 100% of profits as dividends? That is what makes them a 'REIT'. ### REPLY: No. Like mutual funds, the distribution requirement for REITs is 90%. ### END.
### Comment: Too be fair, Guy Adami did fade FB during that fast money segment last night. But fuck him and the rest of that panel. ### REPLY: Watched the same segment, said FUCK YOU GUY and bought calls EOD. Fuck me I guess ### END.
### Comment: Is it too late? ### REPLY: Nope, post proof and I’ll approve ### END.
### Comment: Fear of FB launching a competitor, which Zuck said they were working on. Some think they'll discuss it in cc. ### REPLY: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/91xjul/part_2_im_bringing_you_all_tendies_we_need_to/?st=JK1WGU5N&sh=e02774bf ### END.
### Comment: I’ll gild you if it finishes this week higher than close of last week, including AH. ### REPLY: Let’s hope. Gonna be tough though premarket is down pretty big ### END.
### Comment: you're gonna like the way your puts look, i can guarantee it ### REPLY: WSB Warehouse ### END.
### Comment: Local companies **pay the same VAT/sales tax**. It's not fucking protectionism if your own producers have the same conditions. How is this complicated? ### REPLY: Everything is complicated when you're an idiot. ### END.
### Comment: 7 year useful life ### REPLY: MACRS loses 80 percent of value in the first year. Then straight line. ### END.
### Comment: Unlike the monster truck my portfolio doesn’t have a roll cage in emergencies like today ### REPLY: Sell puts ### END.
### Comment: I have the same $200 put but Aug 3 expiration bought for 1.20 how much is it? ### REPLY: at time of writing fb is now at 175. same thing. 200-175 is 25. thats the intrinsic value. since august 3 is a week out u got a little bit of extra extrinsic value so, maybe $26-27. ### END.
### Comment: Or ever again ### REPLY: its not too far gone to turn it around, but if they do nothing, yeah, it'll be dooomed, expecting continued downwards or sidewards at best overall movement until actual good news comes out ### END.
### Comment: Dev here. I dig a lot of their cloud services. I often prefer them to AWS and Azure (not always, but probably more than I prefer the others). Edit: I'm long GOOG partly for this reason. ### REPLY: I only have experience with VMs but damn Google cloud fucking blows Azure out of the water, and is much easier to use compared to AWS. Azure is overly complicated, poorly built, and just terrible compared to its competitors. My experience with the cloud is very limited, but I think my VM experience should be an accurate representation overall. ### END.
### Comment: I’m not pro Clinton/Bernice, but I sure ain’t pro trump either. ### REPLY: Le epic fedora tipping Gary Johnson ftw ### END.
### Comment: My god, impeccable strategy ### REPLY: Dumb question what's an FD? ### END.
### Comment: Ho Lee Shit Facebook is getting fuuuuuucked. ### REPLY: Wee Too Low ### END.
### Comment: Just make every day's prediction penalty involve eating a bag of poop of the CEO for the previous day's incorrect prediction. ### REPLY: Fact: CEO excrement is extremely high in fiber. ### END.
### Comment: Watch out for IV crush ### REPLY: Smart, very ### END.
### Comment: Hey, I’m just trying to make booze money as my alcohol tolerance grows. ### REPLY: Invest in a still, make your own alcohol. ### END.
### Comment: I hope it's Warren so he keeps throwing DNA tests at her during them. ### REPLY: OMG I fucking hope so. The LOLz will be galactic scale. ### END.
### Comment: No my FB calls told me that ### REPLY: Only if their guidance is no profit in 2019 ### END.
### Comment: Lol, I'm going to die tomorrow too. Strikes and amount? 5x $200 ### REPLY: Nov 205 2x 😔 ### END.