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### Comment: It's probably because it's really none of your business who he did or didn't sleep with 12 years ago. ### REPLY: Yeah, if we cared where our presidents were sticking their dicks decades ago nobody would get elected lol. ### END.
### Comment: They have to check on this somehow, no? ### REPLY: if you know about the discount then you probably have it. it's probably not worth it to call you out on it ### END.
### Comment: Not really a loss until you sell, amirite? ### REPLY: It's also a loss when your degenerate gambler earnings play weekly options expire OTM because tomorrow is Thursday. Speaking of which, there are going to be some FB options sellers who are FUCKED tomorrow morning. Priced-in move was like 6%. ### END.
### Comment: I can't recall a single overnight market cap loss of this magnitude since Oct 2008. ### REPLY: it's not comparable in terms of market cap but LinkedIn dropped 43% in one day in 2016, which was like $11 billion. ### END.
### Comment: Mate, i went from 5k to - 1k right now, in pretty fucked ### REPLY: How are you negative on a call? Unless you sold an uncovered put? ### END.
### Comment: Yes, of course the EU was clamoring for cutting tariffs on all industrial imports from the US or something something. ### REPLY: Increased soy usage, less dependency on russian gas and mutual lower tarifs on cars are EU goals. ### END.
### Comment: You still can. That's the point of selling the losers and keeping the winners with stop losses. ### REPLY: THREE HUNDRED PERCENT ### END.
### Comment: Someone save this. I want to watch him go gay on live TV. ### REPLY: > ...go gay... \* ***be*** gay... ...which you watch anytime you want. Lots of gay stuff online. ### END.
### Comment: That portion isn't supposed to be taken literally to the word. Yes there are other uses for soy, but the fact remains that pacific nations consume way more soy than Europe. ### REPLY: China eats so much damn soy. Like 50% of their diet. and there's a ton of them. ### END.
### Comment: people get greedy when they see someone else succeed. FOMO ### REPLY: Yeah, my family has been trying to get me to invest for them just because I made $3000 profit on $5000 worth of somewhat risky bets over the last few months (mostly buying the dips Trump keeps setting up for us) I explained that I'm one bad tweet away from losing everything, and I'm not going to risk any serious money on it, but they really want in ### END.
### Comment: Could also go sideways ### REPLY: If it goes sideways on a good ER then what’s the point of buying before ER? Why price in a good ER? ### END.
### Comment: I had to photoshop this bc I couldn't actually find a picture of him near water ### REPLY: androids hate water ### END.
### Comment: I would've held if I could have, but they expired worthless :( ### REPLY: Here I thought you couldn't lose money with AMZN calls lately and you go and prove me wrong. ### END.
### Comment: After some time you don’t feel the pain .. it becomes part of you .. ### REPLY: [“Let the hate flow through you”](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/886/download.jpg) ### END.
### Comment: Just a dip. ### REPLY: If we open under $180, I’m buying a lot of calls. ### END.
### Comment: Nah, not always, fucking Amazon Logistics. ### REPLY: This guy primes. ### END.
### Comment: 142.54 -> 140.10 -> 143.88 -> 140 Each move was more than 1% ### REPLY: oh how much was it? ### END.
### Comment: Where is the DD? ### REPLY: something something IV crush ### END.
### Comment: $169.419 ### REPLY: One dollar Bob ### END.
### Comment: CFO of Facebook who spoke on investor guidance this afternoon. ### REPLY: This guy fuks ### END.
### Comment: I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a reply to a comment this old before. ### REPLY: Holy crap. I just saw how old the post is. I have no idea how I even came across this. ### END.
### Comment: So buy FD puts on amazon? ### REPLY: That’d be the contrarian play, yes ### END.
### Comment: Absolute unit ### REPLY: Pure beast ### END.
### Comment: WSB Warehouse ### REPLY: Buy 2 suits get 10 free margin calls ### END.
### Comment: It’s ok, those are Canadian dollars, they’re not real. ### REPLY: For 10k CAD you can get an igloo and that's pretty real imo ### END.
### Comment: Won't happen. No fucking way. ### REPLY: This sounds really familiar to something the entire sub was saying about another recent ER. I cant remember the name Something to do with like books or faces or something ### END.
### Comment: K ### REPLY: M ### END.
### Comment: cop here, where do i put my money ### REPLY: Not in fucking FB calls, that's for sure ### END.
### Comment: Yeah and the old timers are dying off. Oculus isn't bad, but it has serious competition. Trust me, Gen Z still uses snapchat as much if not more than instagram. ### REPLY: Instagram is growing like crazy while growth for Snapchat is non-existent. Snapchat is fucked. Instagram has soundly crushed Snapchat. I think you're very wrong about Snapchat use. Guaranteed they use Instagram more. ### END.
### Comment: I bought after the first drop like the pedant that I am. ### REPLY: Haha I thought about it for a minute and decided I'd reconsider at market open. It feels good to not be you right now ### END.
### Comment: If you had put $190K into the wrong tech options last week, you’d get upvoted to the moon by this sub and lose the combined net worth of 3 average Americans ### REPLY: But isn't that what the spirit of this sub is all about? ### END.
### Comment: Options are great and the leverage is insane. When people first start reading how they work they might get a little intimidated, but once they learn the amount of strategies available, how to limit their exposure with less money, how they can straddle instead of betting one way if they're unsure, how the Greeks work, how to collect premiums for market making, etc etc etc it can start to get exciting. ### REPLY: Still learning the Greeks. Have any recommendations? ### END.
### Comment: Imagine being this stupid ### REPLY: I just wanted you to know this made me laugh a lot. Thanks, friend! ### END.
### Comment: Goldman knew. They all knew. ### REPLY: The signal and the noise ### END.
### Comment: lady in leasing office wished me a happy amazon prime day my barber randomly brought up amazon prime out of the blue imagine when bezos can get robots in his warehouses and replace all these fucking complainers? a fleet of self driving trucks amazon to 20K mark it ### REPLY: while i do trust amazon in the long term, i just cant get to buy it considering the insane valuation. i mean the company could drop 90% overnight and even then itd still be with a higher P/E than the sp500 average ### END.
### Comment: Instagram is keeping the whole thing afloat. If you surveyed Insta users I bet a majority of them wouldn’t even know Facebook owned Instagram. ### REPLY: So Facebook was indeed the next MySpace but at least they had the foresight to buy the next Facebook. ### END.
### Comment: Gonna be buying so much of it ### REPLY: I bet you opened an account in 2004 to share pictures of your cats. ### END.
### Comment: They should buy Reddit ### REPLY: They should buy 4chan ### END.
### Comment: Tell me you're referencing.... https://www.instagram.com/p/BkX90vylEy3/?hl=en ### REPLY: Nailed it ### END.
### Comment: Then a trip to the rope store. ### REPLY: dollar rope store. ### END.
### Comment: Why? ### REPLY: Because soy sauce? ### END.
### Comment: You should meet Walmart yolo guy ### REPLY: Hey some of us love pain. ### END.
### Comment: Seconded ### REPLY: All in favor? ### END.
### Comment: I'm sorry but there's no call I haven't sold at 50% or more gains no matter how I 'feel' about them. 'This dog should only bite once' kinda thing. ### REPLY: Yeah learned my lesson. Never doing shit like this again haha ### END.
### Comment: I told my wife and told her it was play money. She didn't get mad. I am super thankful. I am done with fucking options. BESIDES MY OTM LONG TERM CALL ON AVGO TOMORROW!!!!!!!! ### REPLY: Time to sell my AVGO calls. ### END.
### Comment: Got it - fixed my link above btw, I realized I linked to your FB play and not the AMZN play. [http://opcalc.com/eZgk](http://opcalc.com/eZgk) In your experience, is it best to open the straddle as close as the trading price as possible before market close? Seriously considering upgrading Margin on RH tomorrow to make this play. Showing like 2k profit minimum. ### REPLY: Why not sell the 2 options at the money? Wouldn’t you get more value out of the sale? ### END.
### Comment: I normally always sell half my gains before earnings but confidence on this sub must have seduced me. ### REPLY: Sorry man. Best of luck and maybe she rebounds. Never know. 🙏 ### END.
### Comment: It's also a loss when your degenerate gambler earnings play weekly options expire OTM because tomorrow is Thursday. Speaking of which, there are going to be some FB options sellers who are FUCKED tomorrow morning. Priced-in move was like 6%. ### REPLY: Forced buys should see this bounce continue ### END.
### Comment: Le epic fedora tipping Gary Johnson ftw ### REPLY: man, fucking Gary Johnson If he'd just bothered to read the newspaper every day while he was 'campaigning' he might have actually had a shot. What a lazy piece of shit ### END.
### Comment: A ### REPLY: N ### END.
### Comment: If you are going to buy MAGA merch. This is the best piece of merch on the market https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/MAGA:US ### REPLY: How do I not know about this? Buying some today. ### END.
### Comment: Like the army. More stars means how much ranking you have on the autism/faggy levels. 3 is Lt General of FaggyDs and 6 is Autist of the Armies. ### REPLY: What's the jew star mean? ### END.
### Comment: How is the earnings reaction less than a 1% move either way? ### REPLY: I have no idea, dude. It's the first time I'm seeing this. What the fuck. Even KO moved more ### END.
### Comment: CORNING [GLW] TO THE MOOOOON - you should do an episode on how these shitters got so caught up in the semiconductor / cpu / GPU trend they forgot about how the motherfuckers communicate with each other and display what is being processed through them. ### REPLY: Corning traded at over $100 summer of 2000. This company has been around forever and isn't going anywhere soon. Love the Corning Museum of Glass they funded as well (I used to blow glass). Seeing an old glass company innovating and adapting to knew tech while preserving it's artistic/historical side gives me good feelings deep in my scrotum. They teach all kinds of great glass blowing classes and make our cell screens... Pretty fuckin cool. ### END.
### Comment: “Industry” is a bit of a push. ### REPLY: Maybe in the broad scope of art, but just about anyone in the animation, movie, comic, creative industry uses it. Actually I take that back even In the broad scope of the art industry everyone uses instagram or should be. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah... not going to lie tho, I have a thing for women a bit older than me (in my mid 30s) so I like her still... ### REPLY: she's still hot as fuck so not really an older woman thing, just a normal straight man thing. ### END.
### Comment: Betting against social media. Can you read ? ### REPLY: No but that’s why I’m here ### END.
### Comment: im a povertyfag and am now blown-the-fuck-out, so im not gonna touch this shit again... even if I **could** afford the calls. ### REPLY: Probably for the best. It’ll just go the opposite way of whatever side you take. That’s the ways this all works ### END.
### Comment: I am too. I really believed the comcast post about a month ago saying the only reason they've dropped from 40 was all the leverage they were risking trying to buy Fox. Now that they've backed out, I'm thinking they'll just rebound back up ### REPLY: I agree with the rebound, and made money off some short term calls based on that post. However, I don't think the mention of that deal has anything to do with this earnings report. ### END.
### Comment: Faggy Ds? Or a week or two out? ### REPLY: Oh FD for sure..I wouldn't be a degenerate if it was any farther out. ### END.
### Comment: Like giving a chimp a hand grenade ### REPLY: What's wrong with that? ### END.
### Comment: might want to double-check your dd on the recent prime day... ### REPLY: Not even invluded this quarter ### END.
### Comment: My calls would love this. I'd blow you if this happens. ### REPLY: I second this ### END.
### Comment: Just go with Interactive Brokers. $1 a trade, about $2 for options. ### REPLY: They told me I'm too poor to join ### END.
### Comment: Same position. My sell order is already queued. ### REPLY: Did you set a limit price? Or is it like sell ASAP.. ### END.
### Comment: I had the same idea. Long term or short term? ### REPLY: I'm thinking both :p but for me, probably mostly short term. I like those mega gains, made/realized 150% on nflx in its first hour after earnings. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I'd put in a stop loss if I were you. If it has a FB-style drop you'll be red or damn close to it. ### REPLY: Looks like it's going up haha ### END.
### Comment: Like I said, I agree. I simply assumed they were FB puts when I was debating whether or not the options could be traded ### REPLY: Good. Now kiss my ring. ### END.
### Comment: Wow it's just below inflation which is great! I've always wanted to lose money guaranteed. ### REPLY: At least I didn’t have all my money in FB calls and GOOGL puts ### END.
### Comment: Im not saying set a limit and dont move it. But market ordering can really fuck you. I mean price it out to get an estimate and then play accordingly. ### REPLY: Yeah I'd limit myself. Been both fucked (buying shit at the day high price) or pleasant surprised. Might as well try to have some contorl. ### END.
### Comment: LOL good luck with that (myspace, AOL, etc. would beg to differ). And ingrained in what society? some small subset of it maybe (and that's being generous). ### REPLY: MySpace wasn't even close to being ingrained into society. ### END.
### Comment: Yes we can you dumbass, it’s the moons gravitational pull. ### REPLY: Similarly, the moon goes up and down and you can’t explain that either. ### END.
### Comment: Oh no Facebook is not growing fast enough. I guess people gave up on the internet thing altogether... ### REPLY: Right? I doubled down on my $93 PYPL 8/17s, hopefully I can ditch them sometime next week for a wash alltogether. ### END.
### Comment: agreed, FB is just a shitty forum website, scaled up. (much of it written in PHP, ffs! LOL). ### REPLY: You should open your own shitty forum website, maybe you can beat their $40B in revenue. ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 12 hours ### REPLY: [Here!](https://imgur.com/a/zL4XW4q) ### END.
### Comment: Asking the bankruptcy problem here. ### REPLY: >Asking the tendie problem here FTFY ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I'm drunk. When I get drunk I try to be helpful instead of just calling people faggots. Personal flaw. ### REPLY: Eh. There are worse ways to act when drunk than that. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I wouldn’t be too hard on yourself 😂🤣 ### END.
### Comment: It's already starting to recover ### REPLY: dead cat says hi ### END.
### Comment: I bought GM Sept calls and they're up 100%. How is that a backfire? ### REPLY: ' GM, Ford, Whirlpool, are all suffering ' ' I bought GM Sept calls and they're up 100%. ' Choose one. Either Trade Wars are Good and Easy to Win or Ch33to is ruining the economy. ### END.
### Comment: I guess thats why they have so much competition right? ### REPLY: facebook at its core is easy to replicate. the problem is the billion user concurrency and getting to that number. ### END.
### Comment: For 10k CAD you can get an igloo and that's pretty real imo ### REPLY: Eh it’s it Canada. Not real ### END.
### Comment: As an Iranian, my dad explicitly warned me about trusting other Persians lmao ### REPLY: lol, just start with your dad ### END.
### Comment: Maybe the real gains were the friends we made along the way. ### REPLY: You disgust me. ### END.
### Comment: Yes ### REPLY: I apologize ### END.
### Comment: Probably need to act fast for that. My guess is it will move a lot early today. Who knows which direction. I'm gonna stay away ### REPLY: hopped in and out for a small profit. no DCB today ### END.
### Comment: like literally every meaningful stat in their report is higher than Q1 of this year, and considerably higher than Q2 of 2017. I don't get it. i mean, sure, it's maybe not as MUCH bigger as they'd hoped, but they beat EPS expectations... I could see a 5% decline... but fucking 20% is insane. I don't feel like that level of sell-off is at all justified. ### REPLY: Tesla vs Ford. ### END.
### Comment: XLY is amazing. 1/4 holdings is AMZN, plus HD WMT MCD NFLX. ### REPLY: Yup. That's my go to, holding 60 $111C 7/27 for Amzn tonight. ### END.
### Comment: I bought 168 shares of share at share, expiring on share. They jumped to share and I sold to share and made share. ### REPLY: South Park did it! ### END.
### Comment: Father-son road trip on a plane, fucking actors. ### REPLY: lmao. If I remember correctly they were flying to NO and gonna drive all the way to Key West, which is pretty fuckin cool in my book. ### END.
### Comment: I'm looking at 8/17 $66.5 calls. Down 35% today, $2.73 per contract. Solid bet right? ### REPLY: If amazon beats tonight no one will be taking about fb anymore and it’ll be tendies all around ### END.
### Comment: You should open your own shitty forum website, maybe you can beat their $40B in revenue. ### REPLY: What's PHBbb's valuation? Oh wait. Also Whatsapp uses XMPP which is a fucking ancient protocol. ### END.
### Comment: I kinda had a racket going: I'd ride up to the rich neighborhood and caddy at the country club for all the VPs and trust fund babies, get a good banter going with them, then convince them to hire me to cut their grass or clear out brush/trees at their houses. I'd go on about how I'm working hard to save up and invest, they fucking loved it. I'm still on regular speaking terms with a former Walgreens VP that I met there, he wrote me a recommendation when I was applying for MBA programs. ### REPLY: Country clubs are where the deals are made. ### END.
### Comment: I bought 3 8/10 and 3 8/31 contracts at 177 strike. :( Should i hold? ### REPLY: no, sell when you’re down 70%. fucking autist how about you think twice before asking questions ### END.
### Comment: it's $11 a trade ### REPLY: jesus christ you're an absolute joy to converse with ### END.
### Comment: I’m retarded so please forgive me, but Amazon’s retail would be pretty negligible - right? I’d imagine that’d be a blimp in their earnings report, especially considering they exceeded prime day earnings by several hundred million. ### REPLY: Prime Day is not part of Q2, so that wouldn't affect this ER. ### END.
### Comment: How badly are you wishing you started a week later? I commend you for jumping right into options and skipping the boring shit. ### REPLY: I was trading stocks before I started options but different broker. Had a 40% return which I thought was great from stocks. Overall I like to think I know what I’m doing but clearly as autistic and greedy as the next guy. I think I’ll learn, got greedy and didn’t think this scenario would be possible. ### END.
### Comment: 'The domain optionsalpha.com is for sale.' ### REPLY: optionaplha.com ### END.
### Comment: BUT THEN ITS LOSS ### REPLY: REEEEEE ### END.
### Comment: Cajones on this lad almost as big as his heart ### REPLY: Yea I'd have a breakfast of titty coke and sloppy blowjobs and this dude is talking about spending better time with his family ### END.
### Comment: Never gonna hit. You'd have better luck throw 3 hundos at a scratcher ### REPLY: Think it's just $3 - these puts are $0.03. Or were. Now they're 1 penny with 3 volume (pretty sure just all the people in this thread). But I agree - $3 for scratchers still better than this play. ### END.