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### Comment:
Waiting for the call. Again if you hear the phrase, 'decelerating growth' I don't care how profitable they are they will get hurt. Then again I'm one of the fucking retards who bet big on FB so its more likely than not that I'm dead wrong.
### REPLY:
I’m with you on FB pain bro. We can make it back though. I am going to focus on AMZN GOOGL and expect NFLX to get back to 400 b4 next earnings to get back on top. FB is ded money now.
### END. |
### Comment:
I was being ironic... Fuck that pussy shit, and Fuck u pussy downvoters. You already know I bought them MU $70 8/03 calls, I ain't no bitch.
### REPLY:
Yes my good sir you ain't no bitch, take my upvote
### END. |
### Comment:
Enough that I should get out and get back in, or just sit tight?
### REPLY:
If you have shares I’d just hold tbh
### END. |
### Comment:
https://imgur.com/gallery/YHrLw4q
Had to gather all the tendies as I sold a few.
### REPLY:
Hell yeahhhh you smart kuzzzz! Playing any other ER's?
### END. |
### Comment:
Oh actually? I can’t read. I’ll send them my school I.D. That should work
### REPLY:
You really can't read, can you?
### END. |
### Comment:
Dude, this isn't my advice, this is what was taught to me by people who play the system for their advantage daily. But your degree obviously has more weight so I'll just disregard millionaires advice and take the word of an accountant on Reddit
### REPLY:
Good goddamn, you’re a fucking idiot.
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy fuck
### REPLY:
He's going to have to sell his wife to prostitution and his kids to slavery to make that back.
### END. |
### Comment:
Yup
### REPLY:
Literally everyone warned you. Not to be a dick but you deserve it. Hope you make it back on your next YOLO though.
### END. |
### Comment:
You bought a really far OTM call, e.g. the $21 call for AMD.
### REPLY:
I appreciate you spending some time to educate. Hope you make good gains!
### END. |
### Comment:
Link to article on marketwatch https://www.marketwatch.com/story/one-millennial-options-trader-was-killing-it-then-facebook-cost-him-180000-2018-07-26
### REPLY:
The comments are great
### END. |
### Comment:
I just bet 64k at 20 and won! Now i can finally live the rest of my life as i would have lived anyway since my parents are so rich i can throw away 64k$ at 20!
### REPLY:
He got the money from an insurance settlement apparently.
All you guys with the 'its his mommy and daddys money' shit are so jealous its gross
### END. |
### Comment:
Just wait for the conference call. Bezos will explain his master plan to us mortals then.
### REPLY:
Bezos never participates in the earning calls
### END. |
### Comment:
your good junior
### REPLY:
Is the call over ?
### END. |
### Comment:
Thank you so much for that in-depth explanation!
### REPLY:
Ya no problem!
### END. |
### Comment:
Then why’d you buy options...
### REPLY:
his mom probably strapped his helmet too tight and he thought he was getting tendies.
### END. |
### Comment:
GOT EM
### REPLY:
LOL
### END. |
### Comment:
yeah bro im broke i can't afford an iphone.
### REPLY:
-_-
### END. |
### Comment:
Good for JD
### REPLY:
My JD trading at 52 week lows, lel. I think buying 2020 LEAPs may actually be not retarded and not a real YOLO
### END. |
### Comment:
He does actually, in batches of 240k shares.
https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
### REPLY:
That's some super serious insider trading when are they gonna lock this guy up he clearly has no faith in his company anymore
### END. |
### Comment:
Why would you bet both in the same direction... they competitors.
### REPLY:
Even in limited member industries industry often moves together.
### END. |
### Comment:
Not really Nvidia took most of it
### REPLY:
Yes for now. It's about the trend though. It's setting up nicely for more AMD market share capture.
### END. |
### Comment:
totally fine we had an expert in here a few days ago
### REPLY:
Lol got a link?
### END. |
### Comment:
I live on less right now, so I'd imagine receiving that money for nothing would make things pretty easy.
### REPLY:
in what 3rd world shithole can you live off 12k/year
### END. |
### Comment:
*White men came across the sea*
### REPLY:
Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyfe!
### END. |
### Comment:
Time. To die I guess
### REPLY:
RIP. Your parents will be proud.
### END. |
### Comment:
You mean rich parents? Or poker? :D
### REPLY:
Apparently it's from a lawsuit, according to one of his other comments.
### END. |
### Comment:
Lol no
### REPLY:
After hours disagrees.
### END. |
### Comment:
I know I'm here too how accepting the community is and so far they seem nice
### REPLY:
We're nice unless you're a homophobe.
### END. |
### Comment:
I don't even have children. How about my dog? He's pretty good dog
### REPLY:
All dogs are good dogs Bront
### END. |
### Comment:
I specifically avoid 3rd party sellers on Amazon these days. Sounds like they are shifting to eBay 2.0.
### REPLY:
I liked that quote until you said something because you might be right
### END. |
### Comment:
Been holding these for weeks.... I got fucked before and thought this time would be different. Guess not
### REPLY:
Shot was circling the moon yesterday and you didn’t sell with Friday expiry? I didn’t sell either but at least my calls are 9/21.
### END. |
### Comment:
Trading sideways. RIP calls and puts.
### REPLY:
New to this. How could this be bad for both calls and puts?
### END. |
### Comment:
Fight me
### REPLY:
I will short p4r4dOx
### END. |
### Comment:
Worked out! Too bad UPS and FB offsets my AMD gains
### REPLY:
It fucking worked out lol.
### END. |
### Comment:
So it was a win/win then
### REPLY:
Actually, that’s scenario 5: win-win-win, where the rest of us win too for watching so much autism in one trade
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy fuck
I think I understand whats going on
You bet $57K that Facebook would drop with a time limit of one day ??
### REPLY:
Now you're starting to see the appeal eh?
### END. |
### Comment:
Not quite, even with a free account, on the desktop app you can listen to a song instead of having it start a radio station of similar songs.
### REPLY:
If Spotify’s plan is to take over desktop music streaming, then they’re fucked.
### END. |
### Comment:
For that contract is it a set #of shares? Like im getting a little confused on paying and then how that translates to the market price...could you give an example via Robinhood too? Using $100 and rounded numbers. Sorry if it's too much trouble I'm just having a hard time grasping it on a large scale. The buy low sell high makes sense if it tanks but is the contract for a guarantee of X shares at that price? And since it's low you just sell it after they fulfil the order?
### REPLY:
Yeah, a contract is always 100 shares (at least in the US) per contract. So if you see someone buying a contract for $0.23 per share the overall premium (or fee) they are paying to own the contract is $0.23 x 100 shares x 1 contract = $23.
If someone purchases 5 contracts, those 5 contracts cover a total of 500 shares.
/u/Tasgall already gave a good example of an actual trade using what is called a put.
### END. |
### Comment:
There is a lot of good info if you look hard enough and know what to avoid. All the other investment subs only teach you to invest like a grandpa. If you have a decent risk tolerance and want to do anything other than buy index funds this is the place to be.
### REPLY:
True, made a shit ton off that garbage McAfee stock because of wsb.
### END. |
### Comment:
It's because he doesn't own the shares yet. Using your example, he would be buying the shares at their current price ($240) and selling them at $210. That's a worthless contract.
The extra risk comes from the fact that you can put $60,000 down and have it expire completely worthless if the underlying stock moves the wrong way.
### REPLY:
Is this also known as shorting?
### END. |
### Comment:
I don't have those details documented, sorry. I was hoping for intrinsic value, so IV crush would only have marginal impact.
### REPLY:
Gotcha. All good. Great trade by the way.
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s a put just exercise and you get the stock.... idk what ur talking about.
### REPLY:
Yeah to exercise you have to put up the cash to buy it though. Then you would have to hold for a year to save the taxes
### END. |
### Comment:
Welcome to WSB.
A put is an option contract where you pay a small premium to the seller to have the 'option' to short sell a stock at a certain price on a certain date. Essentially we bet that Facebook's stock would fall far, so we made about 1500% profit off of this trade.
Unfortunately for me, I only made 1500% off of $200, unlike OP who bet like $50k
### REPLY:
Noice
### END. |
### Comment:
Not a great start hue.
### REPLY:
Ended the day at -.08% and I bought in just after open
### END. |
### Comment:
Short term capital gain rate aka ordinary income rate. Since he made 400k it’ll be taxed at the top tax rate which WAS 39.6%. I don’t know what it is now because of the new tax plan; I think it’s 35%.
### REPLY:
Thank you!
### END. |
### Comment:
You prob would be better off buying and holding shit tbh.
Taxes and trading fees kill you.
### REPLY:
nah its canada., but yeah i agree with that sentiment but also to not be fully invested to the point where if theres a 50% drop that you cant pivot
### END. |
### Comment:
Fk it, If it is still dropped tmr. I am going all in my shit. Great profit margin , good dividend and beat after beat.
### REPLY:
ey bby. how 10nm server chips coming along?
### END. |
### Comment:
> Tonight, they eat
$3… not even a dozen tendies tho :(
### REPLY:
In America, shitlord. This is Gina were talking about. That's 2 dozen tendies and a house with 2 bicycle garages.
### END. |
### Comment:
You get 125k a year because of a botched circumcision?
Damn I wish I had a doctor to fuck my dick up
### REPLY:
wat? who said anything about a botched circumcision lol. people starting hella rumors up in here haha. rest assured im a perfectly normal male with no disabilities.
### END. |
### Comment:
No. Shorting is borrowing shares. Puts are contracts to buy and sell shares.
### REPLY:
But it had the same outcome, right?
### END. |
### Comment:
Why would anyone buy this guys put option though? Do they want to buy the 100 stocks at $195? Or do they want to hold on to the contract and hope the price of facebook falls even lower..
### REPLY:
Good question, someone else was wondering the same thing: https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/922gd7/best_use_of_48_dollars_ever_in_my_life/e32i6l8/
Idk. They could make some profit if $fb goes even lower, but that's unlikely considering it expires tomorrow. They did pay about as much as you'd get from exercising the option (its intrinsic value), so whoever bought it wouldn't be that much in the red.
### END. |
### Comment:
>eod
Maybe next month but I'm grabbing puts, it overcorrected.
### REPLY:
RIP in peace
### END. |
### Comment:
Unironically though, straddles this close to ER are never profitable
### REPLY:
Can you explain why? Aren't we hoping for huge price swings? Figured only way for it not to be profitable is a sideways movement.
### END. |
### Comment:
That's a Fiat.
### REPLY:
Where I live they always use Mini Cooper's
### END. |
### Comment:
Imagine if he
#WROTE PUTS
#LOL
### REPLY:
I'd be on the first flight to Panama
### END. |
### Comment:
HOLY SHIT IM NOT AUTISTIC
### REPLY:
you’re definitely still autistic
### END. |
### Comment:
Hell even if he ain't cute nigga got tendies.
### REPLY:
I ain't gay but 400k is 400k.
### END. |
### Comment:
I
### REPLY:
Q
### END. |
### Comment:
These guys are the reason yungbillionaire made 400k. The universe must stay in balance.
### REPLY:
As all things should be.
### END. |
### Comment:
What kind of fucking music do you listen to that isn't on Spotify?
### REPLY:
An indie band I discovered in GTAV called Feathers. Pretty decent sized label had them and I'm guessing it's a label thing. Spotify needs to spar with record labels.
### END. |
### Comment:
Out of the money put options. You can google it for more info
### REPLY:
Thank you
### END. |
### Comment:
I just declare my lawn as a dependent. Really just had to name it because I already watered, fed, and maintained it. Little Herbert saves me a bundle.
### REPLY:
I call mine Young Grasshopper. Grass, for short.
### END. |
### Comment:
‘Can’. Yes. But not in a city and at what standard of living. $40k just gets someone by now but will be poverty money in 50 years.
### REPLY:
You take out 4% of the principal amount. The trinity study (linked in my original comment) handles inflation.
### END. |
### Comment:
#UMMMMMMMMMMMMM IM TELLING
imagine being this gay
### REPLY:
nice save
### END. |
### Comment:
> I did the same except 47.50. dunno what compelled me to set them up today lol
Was it a covered call? Is your exp 7/27 or later? Are you planning to panic buy them back or just let them get exercised?
### REPLY:
Expires TMR. Im hoping it drops down a little and then I'll buy them back. I won't let them call my shares away. Got over 400.
### END. |
### Comment:
You do realize that revenue is up 39% year over year, right?
### REPLY:
Yes was trying to point out missing estimated revenue ain’t that big as doubling estimate profit
### END. |
### Comment:
he didn't even know there was an options calculator and he yoloed 65k on fb puts.
### REPLY:
meanwhile, I just get hit with small losses over and over on spreads that seem reasonable and thought-out. it's not fair.
### END. |
### Comment:
Please break that down for me before I break down
### REPLY:
You want to buy a call in MU with a strike of 90 that expires tomorrow.
### END. |
### Comment:
8/3 so I have some time
### REPLY:
yeah its getting pretty close to overbought, and it historically falls down to support levels. I got some September puts just in case
### END. |
### Comment:
I fucking WISH i had 55 octs. I have 62s that i bought 3 months ago
### REPLY:
I have Oct 70s... 55 of them
Reading Comprehension!!!
### END. |
### Comment:
r/Options
### REPLY:
Thanks, didn't know there was a better place to ask. I'll post it there too.
### END. |
### Comment:
People associate it with amazon of china, Er next week should hike big if GDP come nice tomorrow
### REPLY:
Nice, just wanted to hear your side. Long Baba as well
### END. |
### Comment:
2-4 million IMO is really all you need or at least i feel all I would need.
Buy a house. Let’s say 700,000 depending on where you want to live you can get a legit turn key mansion for less than half that. Keep 500,000 in the bank just to have some liquid in the bank. The rest in property, stocks, high yield accounts. Use rent checks, dividend checks, and interest to pay for bills, food, taxes, whatever.
### REPLY:
fuck... even if I had $100k in cash right now, that would be monumentally life-altering money.
### END. |
### Comment:
Get raped
### REPLY:
are you jerking it to AH already? aren't you back to even with that put hedge?
### END. |
### Comment:
sell calls into the bull market they said!
### REPLY:
You can sell puts too...
### END. |
### Comment:
Set a market order to buy back at open.
Based on Black Scholes, they should only be ~37 cents a contract, so no biggie, just a bit of a pain.
### REPLY:
if it goes like usual, after i buy back, the stock should dip heavily, then i panic and sell, then it jumps back up
### END. |
### Comment:
Tendies? old mate can buy a poultry farm...
### REPLY:
He should eat tendies made from only the rarest of chickens. Like that chicken where the meat is black.
### END. |
### Comment:
Did you get a server error when first trying to sell?
### REPLY:
About 12 times.
### END. |
### Comment:
That would legit be a nice drive once you get into the panhandle but there is not a single goddamn thing between NO and Florida unless there's something in Mobile I'm not aware of.
### REPLY:
Dauphin Island is great for birdwatching. I like to fish. I've got fond memories of lower Alabama and the panhandle.
### END. |
### Comment:
Two good choices, what a horrible problem to have.
### REPLY:
Thanks guys. I’m new and I should take my tendies and not look back
### END. |
### Comment:
My bad idk much about terms all I know is I have 100 shares of Limoneria, and 200 of square. Because the dude at the bank recommended investing in Square so I said why not.
### REPLY:
Bank? Where do you buy stock at?
You are lying. For sure.
### END. |
### Comment:
NVDA doesn't have their own fabs they go to places like global foundries and TSMC if I'm not mistaken. But they very well could ride the wave seeing as they are an indirect customer
### REPLY:
Another thing is GOOGL said they doubled capex spending to 5.5 billion. Some of that definitely went to NVDA.
### END. |
### Comment:
question what should he do to get the most gain from this situation?
### REPLY:
Quit job right now to lower income and tax bracket?
### END. |
### Comment:
I say $CAT Dow wants to make a come back
### REPLY:
I would beware of their supply costs. Not sure though if they do it like Boeing on a contractual basis that gets passed to the customer.
### END. |
### Comment:
No they don't....Intel has their own fabs
### REPLY:
Thought we were talking bout AMD
### END. |
### Comment:
Look at this giddy ass mother fucker. Why are you still on Reddit after making 400k+? Go and configure a C63 AMG or something, jesus.
### REPLY:
Go buy a brick of coke and a nice boat!!
### END. |
### Comment:
...do you read the news? Go put a lit candle under your drapes then 'wait and see what happens.' Just because we're not at the stage of catastrophe yet doesn't mean all signs aren't pointing in that direction.
### REPLY:
No and I really mean it: The narrative you're spinning here is just your bias talking. If you want to be successful at a lot of things in life - especially trading - you have to learn to check your ego and leave more room for doubt.
### END. |
### Comment:
After hours disagrees.
### REPLY:
Its the same every time woth cyclicals. Go back and look at comments in previous cycles
### END. |
### Comment:
I’d rather gamble the 50k then spend that much money going to those places!!
### REPLY:
Each to their own. Travel is our priority.
### END. |
### Comment:
He got the money from an insurance settlement apparently.
All you guys with the 'its his mommy and daddys money' shit are so jealous its gross
### REPLY:
> since my parents are ~~so rich~~ **dead so** i can throw away 64k$ at 20!
does that make you feel better?
### END. |
### Comment:
Didn't he say somewhere else in the thread that the money came from a lawsuit payout? Sounds like some sort of accident from the way he described it.
### REPLY:
So you're saying OP is possibly brain damaged from a traumatic accident instead of just autistic? Now I feel bad :(
### END. |
### Comment:
How much expiry you got on those ?
### REPLY:
8/3's I dumped that shit when I woke up for $84
### END. |
### Comment:
but according to shkreli everything gets broken down in your body the same way so smashing lines is basically the same as eating an organic cucumber.
### REPLY:
lmaoo my nigga
### END. |
### Comment:
https://finviz.com/calendar.ashx
4.3% is the estimate.
### REPLY:
Atl Fed has it at 3.8% after cutting their forecast from 4.5.
### END. |
### Comment:
No, he heard about how great the skiing was in Colombia, so he literally bought and ran snow machines just to ski in the jungle.
### REPLY:
Well when you stay at high end haciendas and suites on a cruise to the Galapagos, I guess it all adds up.
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeah it makes sense to keep earning at this stage, at least for a decade. Pump that money into a high return ETF, weather the next crash which is inevitably coming soon, and then retire on the next peak. If he keeps earning and saving he could easily have a **safe** $1.5 to $2 million in a decade.
### REPLY:
TECL baby
### END. |
### Comment:
And as it is such, so also as such is it unto you
### REPLY:
yeah
### END. |
### Comment:
I edited my post. Thank you for correcting me.
Also, damn. A 31% tax. Ouch.
### REPLY:
I know, right? Thanks for paying down the federal debt OP.
### END. |
### Comment:
All dogs are good dogs Bront
### REPLY:
What about my fish?
### END. |
### Comment:
The fact that I smiled very widely when i saw this post is a bad sign. Get out while you can
### REPLY:
I'm glad it made u smile
### END. |
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