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### Comment: OSHA can pin the fine to the collar of his dangling corpse ### REPLY: What an image ### END.
### Comment: ' GM, Ford, Whirlpool, are all suffering ' ' I bought GM Sept calls and they're up 100%. ' Choose one. Either Trade Wars are Good and Easy to Win or Ch33to is ruining the economy. ### REPLY: Kind of funny that you cant see how that works. GM lost over 7% and I immediately bought Sept 21 calls. The calls went up to as it started to slightly recover and where up 100% by the time I decided to sell them. Call price then immediately fell today back to the price near where I originally bought them and I re bought. Overall GM is still down. Stock markets hard amiright? ### END.
### Comment: Up 6% now, this is good for my calls. Bumpy ride there ### REPLY: Nice work man. You gonna sell or let them ride? ### END.
### Comment: wouldn’t put credit spreads be more profitable on bullish movement or am i just autistic? ### REPLY: You are right, but the butterfly means that if AMZN had fallen to, say, $1750, I'd be able to get more money out of the butterfly than a simple credit spread. It was a trade off I was willing to make. Looks like I'll be letting the whole thing expire worthless and keeping the $100 credit I got for it. ### END.
### Comment: Not sure about the $AMAT volume tomorrow. If the volume is up and break the resistance around 48, rally is coming. ### REPLY: Just in time. Aug17 50c has been bleeding for a while. Last few days have been a nice change though. AH action looking good for tomorrow. ### END.
### Comment: But it had the same outcome, right? ### REPLY: shorting is unlimited loss. puts are limited loss. ### END.
### Comment: Straddle = he basically bet that the stock would be really up or really down in order to gain (he bought a call and a put) ### REPLY: Think he bought a strangle. Although a straddle would've worked too depending on strike. ### END.
### Comment: It’s fine. Shit will be at 2000 soon enough ### REPLY: I keep hearing this but 2k = 1 trillion in market cap. Idk if we’re ready. ### END.
### Comment: hopefully amazon's good call will bring msft to the promised land ### REPLY: Wonder about this but the two juiciest components of either business are Azure and AWS which are direct competitors. At this stage think it is better that the sector is doing so well? ### END.
### Comment: I hope, I’ve got 8/10 180 calls ### REPLY: No shit, I've got 8/10 200 calls on margin Kill me maybe ### END.
### Comment: If GDP numbers good could open 1900+ ### REPLY: Please jebus yes. My everything positions need a blowout. ### END.
### Comment: shares? what a fag lol ### REPLY: \>2018 \>not trading faggies What a degenerate ### END.
### Comment: They start selling your organs. Didn't you read the TOS ### REPLY: or children ### END.
### Comment: https://www.removeddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/91p65i/15_million_in_debt_need_advice/ Any time you want to see history, just change 'reddit' to 'removeddit'. ### REPLY: Got a link that doesn't induce epilepsy? ### END.
### Comment: They do for epyc. I’ve been skeptical but apparently it’s working ### REPLY: I'm a small customer but I wouldn't consider AMD in my datacenter for several years. Unless you just have capital to burn, are in testing phase or in a niche market, it's too much of a risk vs. a proven platform. ### END.
### Comment: If Spotify’s plan is to take over desktop music streaming, then they’re fucked. ### REPLY: i can control my whole house's music with spotify on my desktop with my phone. it's fucking dope. I can control my home's music from 600 miles away with my phone if I have internet and my computer at home is on. ### END.
### Comment: That's literally a house lol. He lost a house. ### REPLY: What kind of garbage poor man house is that.aint even a yacht ### END.
### Comment: Run for your liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyfe! ### REPLY: I appreciate the Maiden in this thread. ### END.
### Comment: I can't afford calls so I did a series of spreads trying to catch where I thought AMZN would land depending on how hard it beat earnings ### REPLY: And it looks like your gonna catch it perfect unless this baby moons on GDP numbers. ### END.
### Comment: I get the feeling people are gonna realize intel did fine and their P/E is so low now that buying is just the smartest option. So im gonna sell ASAP and buy calls ### REPLY: I agree with you. I'm honestly amazed they have not been able to just crush any competition. ### END.
### Comment: Apparently it's 8:30am EST, I'm on the west coast so I read it wrong ### REPLY: Oh boy. Could be really good or who knows what. Locked in no matter what. ### END.
### Comment: in a shady way ### REPLY: Sounds profitable. ### END.
### Comment: [If it ain't King James it ain't the bible](https://www.ebay.com/itm/IF-IT-AINT-KING-JAMES-IT-AINT-BIBLE-SCREEN-PRINTED-BUMPER-STICKER-9-X2-5-/171725484899) ### REPLY: Old testament is where real shit yet. King James is Soyboi version. ### END.
### Comment: Buy stocks with dividends ### REPLY: Do options have dividends ?? ### END.
### Comment: Stop playing earnings maybe??? Play post-earnings, there's still opportunity and it's less of a crapshoot/shitshow ### REPLY: Play earnings run ups, literally any calls on tech bought a month ago could have been sold in the past week for a good profit. ### END.
### Comment: I think he invested last week on options. 60k in puts ### REPLY: I wish I understood options. ### END.
### Comment: Third. Both my parents and my wife and I tried it. Quit after a few weeks. Fun for a time, not for long hall. All in on puts mother fuckers. ### REPLY: Plus Kroger sells kits when you want them for like $14. ### END.
### Comment: I don’t write calls because I don’t own 100 shares of anything that trades options and I don’t write puts because I’m not going to expose myself to infinite loss, so no. ### REPLY: Can always buy back puts at an exit ### END.
### Comment: I don’t understand this advice? All in SPOT puts? ### REPLY: 7/20c $90 MU. Oh, fuck, wait, that was last week. ### END.
### Comment: People (and articles) keep saying this, and it keeps not happening. ### REPLY: Articles and people are dumb. Science is cool. Get back to me oct 1. ### END.
### Comment: oh man, this is golden ### REPLY: Sounds like good dd in the valley — seven phone calls is at least 50 billable hours. ### END.
### Comment: I think a lot of the nebulous numbers used to 'value' Twitter are going to be bad and they're going to crap out back to March/April levels. Nothing has fundamentally changed about their business model and they are spending a ton of time and resources dealing with bots/etc. ### REPLY: Let's hope that the number follows that. I just feel the bot situation hurt them financially due to having to deal with it, but also advertisers do not like seeing fake inflated numbers when they are spending big bucks advertising with Twitter. But hey, logic has been thrown out the window this week except for Facebook. ### END.
### Comment: Do options have dividends ?? ### REPLY: I’ve heard otm weeklies do ### END.
### Comment: Maybe buy some new bed sheets that weren’t made before black Monday ### REPLY: I like them, they are soft but not silky so I dont feel like a wet hotdog. ### END.
### Comment: Also, in the grand scheme, he paid $300 since options come in bundles of 100 shares of the underlying stock ($3 x 100 shares). ### REPLY: WAIT WHAT? 'IN THE GRAND SCHEME'. Any ways, it paid THREE DOLLARS. The contract was worth 0.03 dollars. THREE FUCKING CENTS. 0.03 x 100 is THREE DOLLARS. jfc ### END.
### Comment: It has strong support at around 35 since last year. Only reason why I held and started averaging down with huge lot orders the past couple of days. Originally, I only had a 60k bet when it was around 40. Pretty happy with my average right now. ### REPLY: You realize it was $35 in 2015 as well right? ### END.
### Comment: 9/21 $190 call YOLO ### REPLY: What price? I got 9/31 $192.5 call @ $2.6 ### END.
### Comment: Fair. Do you think the most common play is FDs for earnings around here then ### REPLY: Around here - yes. But things people do around here seem to lose more often than win so bet at your own risk sir. ### END.
### Comment: GOOG is going to take over all internet stuff. But Tesla is going to take over all cars, trucking and travel. ### REPLY: As long as elon stops huffing the battery fumes. ### END.
### Comment: This is why I eat ass. ### REPLY: But they poop ### END.
### Comment: How about that FB rebound today?!? ### REPLY: Please. Not even for my FB calls. My other stocks followed suit for some reason. ### END.
### Comment: 3 percent blast off 'nah' ### REPLY: Jesus I swear this sub doesn’t understand hyperbole at all. ### END.
### Comment: probably, seems like a vastly different company from the past tomorrow might be a down day still tho ### REPLY: Probably. Going up 15% in a day means you’re gonna pick up some hitchers, and a whole bunch of weak hands that are afraid of hitchers. ### END.
### Comment: From what I can find, Spotify owns 9 percent of Tencent, which could IPO at $30bn. Spotify holds it at a valuation of $12bn as at December 2017. So 9% stake worth $1.1bn could revalue up to $2.2 - 2.6bn assuming a bit of dilution. $1b+ of upside to Spotify isn't small.. The main point around this post is that a profitable quarter could trigger bandwagoners into the stock in the short term ### REPLY: I dunno, mkt cap of spot rt now is like 33.5bn. An additional 1bn on the books, as an irregular gain, might cause a short pop in price but shouldn’t be material. If anything short it on that pop. That’s probably what smart money would do anyway. Sell into that strength then buy back when the weak hands let go. I shorted at 196 today tho so what do I know. ### END.
### Comment: thats fine and all but this russia shit is so fucking dumb. talk about grasping at straws. I wasnt just making a funny joke in my last post, i honestly cant believe they are still going on about it. Trump is under so much freaking scrutiny and under such a microscope you honestly think if he had done something that would 'bury' him he wouldnt already be buried? He would be dude fucking farts by accident and it is front page news for a week. ### REPLY: It's politics. How long did the Benghazi thing drag on for? What about her emails? But even most Republicans agree that Russia meddled in the 2016 elections, so there's that. ### END.
### Comment: Motherfucker it's a good day when I break triple digits ### REPLY: Right now I'm sitting at -360 in my chequeing lol. Then again we just moved to a new city for a new job after I got laid off from my last one, so it'll take a while to actually start saving after getting settled in. ### END.
### Comment: I wish I understood options. ### REPLY: Watch the Khan Academy video on it ### END.
### Comment: Where did I describe myself as frugal? I said I like to think of myself as frugal. I dont live like a poor fag because I have the money to live lavishly. Just because I spend 70k a year while having a family, doesnt mean I'm not frugal. Fuck off weeb ### REPLY: if you think of yourself as frugal, as i said, you dont understand frugal. the point of frugal is to save as much as possible. lavish cannot be frugal, they are polar opposites. at this point, im pretty sure you are just trolling and trying to piss people off instead of trying to have actual conversation so ill leave you with the google definition of frugal 'sparing or economical with regard to money or food.' ### END.
### Comment: That’s not even a 5% move now ### REPLY: What a time to be alive ### END.
### Comment: Is AMD back on the meme menu ### REPLY: Did it ever leave? ### END.
### Comment: Play earnings run ups, literally any calls on tech bought a month ago could have been sold in the past week for a good profit. ### REPLY: That too. A bit late though for most. I just don't know why anyone would hold options through earnings - with PYPL and FB I swapped out for shares before market close. Sure fucking glad I did, -19% is better than -90%. Swapped PYPL shares back out for calls after market opened and already made all of it back (PYPL losses at least). That said I forgot SBUX had earnings tonight so we'll see where my calls go. ### END.
### Comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/91x972/dont_straddle_earnings_they_said/?st=JK3BT1YQ&sh=b86c55c6 ### REPLY: Thanks. I've actually been testing these a decent amount this earnings season. Be interested to know how yours turns out if you want to compare notes. I bought 54C 54P 8/3s and sold 50.5P and 57.5C 7/27s. ### END.
### Comment: There's still hope ### REPLY: You miss spelled $ROPE ### END.
### Comment: I WAS ELECTED TO LEAD NOT TO READ ### REPLY: Trump needs to annex Austria as US soil so the Govenator can run. ### END.
### Comment: thanks ### REPLY: english source: https://in.reuters.com/article/us-sk-hynix-investment/sk-hynix-to-invest-3-1-billion-in-new-semiconductor-plant-in-south-korea-idINKBN1KH01Q ### END.
### Comment: Good to know, now I just need to find out if there's a profit difference. Thanks for the help. ### REPLY: No problem. For future reference this sub is definitely not for serious discussion, so be careful what you take to heart. ### END.
### Comment: Can Questrade do options? ### REPLY: Yes - I don't know what other brokers charge, but it's sort of pricey with QT. It's like 4.95 to start and then an extra dollar per option. ### END.
### Comment: That's commitment ### REPLY: A true autist ### END.
### Comment: Pulling ridiculous bets is how he got here, he wouldn't be here and no one would be commenting if he didn't pull the bets. Future gains doesn't have to be the same % as this one. ### REPLY: Yes. Ridiculous bets got him here. Mostly likely, if OP continues making ridiculous bets, he will lose all of his money. There's also a small chance he makes a billion dollars. Whatever. YOLO! ### END.
### Comment: Same thing happened to me on a 9/21 $BA call. I lost 50% at open and have already recouped most the loss and am now down 10%. Not sure how much of that was trade news, but there seems to be some significant over-reactions. ### REPLY: This gives me some confidence. Thanks man ### END.
### Comment: Bought more leaps today. It’s like a money printer. ### REPLY: Been buying shares of MasterCard and Visa when I have spare change. They can't lose. Market goes down, more people carry balance, up go the stock values. It's great. ### END.
### Comment: what is it with you people and mercedes get a fuckin gtr and call it a day ### REPLY: I'd get a R34 GTR or a used R35. But even then if I wanted supercar I'd rather get a cheap R8 V10 in 6 speed. Gotta have the gated shifter. ### END.
### Comment: Quit job right now to lower income and tax bracket? ### REPLY: Buy a home and write off as much interest as possible to counter ### END.
### Comment: Shit man if I had 60k to blow at 20 itd be spent on drugs ### REPLY: Hookers and cocaine. ### END.
### Comment: I can totally buy that, however, when you consider any call strategy you're always going to lose if it stagnates or falls. As for the upwards portion obviously predicting how much is impossible but I've given myself a window of 2-20% for profitability on the world's 3 largest market cap I have a hard time seeing 20+% in < 3 months. This also drastically improves my profit in the 2-10% range and improves profit near across the board if I decide to take my win early on in the play. ### REPLY: What’s the premium on put? You could sell twice 2-3 put or put spread at 45 dte on 30-40 deltas with less exposure at once? ### END.
### Comment: Bros before loans ### REPLY: And loans before Earnings week ### END.
### Comment: I hope not either. I'm down 27% on 5k of shares lol. ### REPLY: See heres a guy that knows how to buy high ### END.
### Comment: He was on a conference call with marketing people, they were talking about ways that he could distance the chain from 'racist groups', someone else asked him if he was racist or something, and he said 'Colonel Sanders used to call black people niggers' probably in an effort to say 'and no one seems to think KFC is racist.' He just used the word in a conversation where it was relevant, he didn't actually call anyone that. ### REPLY: I don't have an MBA so I'm not going to pretend I know all the nuances of the business world, but I'm going to guess that saying 'nigger' in a conference call is probably never a good idea. It's also not a great argument considering there were only 44 states when Colonel Sanders was born, and the Voting Rights Act wasn't passed until that motherfucker was 75. ### END.
### Comment: My V calls are down for the day and yours are up? Am I misreading something? EDIT: I have autism and this thread is 15 days ago ### REPLY: lol. FWIW my V calls are still up as I bought at low. cashed out at 28% gain vs 40% (pre-ER) if your expiry is long feel free to hold as I'm sure V will power thru these hump like today ### END.
### Comment: Don't talk to me or my sub ever again. ### REPLY: Ok wow rude but alright thats fair ### END.
### Comment: motherfucker you can buy sooo many bags of rice and beans for the price of a Big Mac ### REPLY: Yeah. Noodle too. Can you buy salad and fruits? Red and white meat? ### END.
### Comment: I'm a small customer but I wouldn't consider AMD in my datacenter for several years. Unless you just have capital to burn, are in testing phase or in a niche market, it's too much of a risk vs. a proven platform. ### REPLY: ... like a big customer would? Using a ton of them at work. ### END.
### Comment: I appreciate the Maiden in this thread. ### REPLY: I'd say 'they don't make 'em like they used to', but Maiden still fucking makes 'em like they used to. Up. The. Mother. Fucking. Irons. ### END.
### Comment: Eat a bag of horse poop. ### REPLY: I mean wtf can we do with these prediction at night. I'm not going to buy some fucking shares like a pleb. ### END.
### Comment: wrong The sec regularly goes after traders making less than 1M in profits. Seen some as small as $50k see: https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2018-115 https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2018-113 ### REPLY: I mean if OP was recently fired from Facebook then sure. ### END.
### Comment: PayPal is agood decision duck you. ### REPLY: But someone told us to YOLO it a few days ago and it didn't work ### END.
### Comment: We're so fucking autistic we get off on graphs moving. True autism ain't about the numbers, it's about the slope ### REPLY: Spoken like a true slope head. ### END.
### Comment: Kind of funny that you cant see how that works. GM lost over 7% and I immediately bought Sept 21 calls. The calls went up to as it started to slightly recover and where up 100% by the time I decided to sell them. Call price then immediately fell today back to the price near where I originally bought them and I re bought. Overall GM is still down. Stock markets hard amiright? ### REPLY: Dude you buy fucking GM calls what do you know about the stock market lol. Next thing you know, you tell me you buy GE calls and SPY puts. Also, what I was referring to when I said this post backfired bigly was the fucking EU wants to import more soy and buy our gas. Also **ZERO TARIFFS** Art of the Deal ### END.
### Comment: The comments are great ### REPLY: One really stands out: Old Chinese saying: Play your hands with options and you have no fingers! :_( ### END.
### Comment: Realistically people would need at least 2M to fat fire, but OP has a solid start ### REPLY: FFS if he's actually 20 he's basically already baristaFI ### END.
### Comment: nice save ### REPLY: Nice flair ### END.
### Comment: Still learning the Greeks. Have any recommendations? ### REPLY: I do. Check out 'Trading the Greeks 2nd Edition' by Dan Passarelli. It's a really deep dive into how all the greeks work, complete with charts for ATM, ITM, and OTM options. The pros and cons of trading each, hypothetical scenarios, and of course strategies to mitigate risk. It's pricey but the information is worth it. ### END.
### Comment: shorting is unlimited loss. puts are limited loss. ### REPLY: Ok, thanks! ### END.
### Comment: I'm pretty sure 4th quarter estimated taxes are due on January 15th of the following year. If you're just covering your liability through W2 withholdings then it has to be in by December 31st. ### REPLY: You're correct. I was just trying to dumb it down a good bit. I also left out how W2 withholding is considered equally paid throughout the year no matter when they are actually paid ### END.
### Comment: Np. If you have over 25k you can get neat deals when you start. I think I got a month of free trades which saved me a couple hundred. ### REPLY: Yeah not a chance I got that lieing around lol ### END.
### Comment: The news was game changing though they are telling u they won’t be profitable next year. ### REPLY: Obviously game changing is relative to each company that we use the term for. Yes this is a huge deal but the caveat is that FB could recover to increase their revenue, they may have competitors like SNAP but realistically there’s no Facebook killer on the horizon, if it happens it will be because Facebook kills itself. ### END.
### Comment: I was playing along ### REPLY: Those two points are not mutually exclusive. ### END.
### Comment: 2? ....I think you mean 45,852. ### REPLY: the alcohol has removed those traumatic memories ### END.
### Comment: How many celeb magazines did you buy or invest in? ### REPLY: None but it's a billion dollar industry so I assume a few people did ;) ### END.
### Comment: nah, better to wait and buy the dip after Stan Lee's death ### REPLY: Wow! That's both horrifying and extremely sound advice. Pure r/ULPT gold right here guys. ### END.
### Comment: Yea but no one makes calls for your dick. ### REPLY: Zero open interest. ### END.
### Comment: are rockets faster than boats? asking for a friend. ### REPLY: **caveat:** the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. **wsb speak**: *'the autism spectrum disorder is very wide reaching'* ### END.
### Comment: Yeah. Noodle too. Can you buy salad and fruits? Red and white meat? ### REPLY: Easy there pal. Need 20 years expenses in an FDIC insured account and house paid off before you can splurge on luxuries like that. ### END.
### Comment: I can do 1 better than this. Post a video of you licking peanut butter off your dog's asshole. Why punish the dog, it didn't do anything wrong ### REPLY: You win. I’m not too proud to admit when I’ve been beaten ### END.
### Comment: You sound like me talking to my six year old. Yesterday: “Mommy, why are airplanes faster than boats?” ### REPLY: Because shut the fuck up. You were a mistake and no one loves you. God, you're fucking stupid. ### END.
### Comment: Damn, still better than Scotia though. What type of account did you open? ### REPLY: TFSA so you don’t get taxed on them gains. But if you maxed out your TFSA limit then an RRSP but you won’t be able to take out money unless you wanna get penalized lmao. If you don’t wanna do that, then open up an individual account and lube up for the CRA - that is if you make money lol ### END.
### Comment: Double down my guy. ### REPLY: I’d rather not. Already 5k in. I think there’s better money to be made elsewhere ### END.
### Comment: Eh I think this might be logic catching up to things. Amazon makes good cash as does Google and M$. FB is doing ok but their corporate guidance is shit two quarters in a row, and Twitter still doesn't make money. ### REPLY: Twitter is down 14% pre market. ### END.
### Comment: But you can't sell naked options on RH? Their margin accounts only allow fixed-risk strategies. ### REPLY: I think we've seen screenshots of people selling naked puts here on RH? ### END.
### Comment: I love how tjis sub treats people ### REPLY: Fuck you ### END.