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### Comment: Have a tight stop, spot is overbought/overpriced their margin weren’t great either, capex vs gains increase isn’t great but it’s a tech stock ### REPLY: Personally I thought their report sucked for their valuation. So I shorted it. But when fucktard analyst hike the price target for no sensible reason you get people buying anyway. ### END.
### Comment: Just rolled the Wizdaddy dice [https://i.imgur.com/Vw2ea8Q.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vw2ea8Q.jpg) I guess he doesn't know you can't buy 0 day options on robinhood. ### REPLY: Lmao those are gonna be free. ### END.
### Comment: The SP you refer to stands for stock price, right? ### REPLY: Sucking Penises in the case of Goldman ### END.
### Comment: How much to kick me in the nuts every time I go to buy some call options? ### REPLY: I'll do it for free ### END.
### Comment: Is two month long term enough? I bought 200 calls at the dip yesterday. ### REPLY: You paid a premium, it will likely lose value over the next few days. ### END.
### Comment: Ever heard of covering a short? ### REPLY: No. Either they go bankrupt, or I do. ### END.
### Comment: its us vs them bro ### REPLY: who's the 'them' in this? I dont know which side I'm on!! ### END.
### Comment: Fuck off, Russian bot. It would go to $1445. ### REPLY: Best I can do is $1,444. ### END.
### Comment: I have migraines and that link is murderous lol. ### REPLY: I don't have any of that and it's still painful to look at. ### END.
### Comment: And it looks like your gonna catch it perfect unless this baby moons on GDP numbers. ### REPLY: Think it's gonna overshoot me, these analysts upgrades keep flooding in too. ### END.
### Comment: If it could close at $1890 tomorrow then pop off next week I would be so fucking happy. ### REPLY: We all would be. ### END.
### Comment: Got it. Puts it is. I keed. I own it. Just waiting on JNJ. ### REPLY: The clock turns slow when waiting for end of September. ### END.
### Comment: Apparently it's from a lawsuit, according to one of his other comments. ### REPLY: Probably sued reddit and /r/wsb for liabilities when he took a dumb trade =) ### END.
### Comment: clearly he did.... ### REPLY: It's just hard to believe someone who says he sold a put on FB and made money. If he did that he'd be bankrupt. ### END.
### Comment: But someone told us to YOLO it a few days ago and it didn't work ### REPLY: It worked for me. ### END.
### Comment: So he only hit the jackpot in a game? But everyone is talking retirement and all? Is that part of the game? ### REPLY: Yes you can get it too it's on his cell phone. Super sweet game many lulz can be had but always hold stock in $rope just in case. ### END.
### Comment: Said an old wise man 5 months ago... ### REPLY: Their market cap is closing in on the average WSBers net worth. Without a doubt WSB could become majority shareholder and buy out the 1.3M market cap. Is that illegal if we meme ourselves to own movie pass? ### END.
### Comment: Also once they monetize Instagram and WhatsApp more they can make a killing. ### REPLY: Instagram is monetized...have you not seen the ads for the past three years? What I else do you expect them to do? ### END.
### Comment: What kind of garbage poor man house is that.aint even a yacht ### REPLY: In a lot of places, that's not a bad house for a 24 year old. ### END.
### Comment: He's going to have to sell his wife to prostitution and his kids to slavery to make that back. ### REPLY: Vice versa would probably net more tbh ### END.
### Comment: anytime you see a stock with a chart looking like TVIX it means they did a shit load of reverse splitting and other bullshit. ### REPLY: y tho ### END.
### Comment: I own 3 shares. I'll sell puts on all of them. They can only go to zero. Gotta love options! ### REPLY: It's only a loss if you sell. ### END.
### Comment: 99.98% of this sub ### REPLY: Jokes on you I’m a pussy and don’t do options. Guess I’m the 0.02% ### END.
### Comment: This seems Innovative and good. I will try this. But is there anyway to avoid expiry settlements ? I think squaring off things just before expiry can work. ### REPLY: If you find something that seems to be working well you can keep rolling the calls up and out to later dates. Most brokers will do this as a single transaction. ### END.
### Comment: This was more of a general statement, although I cant say I was or wasnt convinced this guy was serious tbchwyfam. No hard feelings, hope everything is 'copacetic' homie. Btw I support kneeling. \*bumps fists and shuffles feet in solidarity* ### REPLY: > tbchwyfam Wait so why is the first 'to be honest with you' in acronym but the fam isnt? ### END.
### Comment: I have Oct 70s... 55 of them Reading Comprehension!!! ### REPLY: Oh fuck. RIP. I read it as Oct. 55s. ### END.
### Comment: Can confirm /s ### REPLY: /s btw haHAA ### END.
### Comment: Apple Stocks, it should be a default app in your phone. ### REPLY: You lied to me. ### END.
### Comment: This is for each contract of 8/31 etc? You seem to know your shit. Best recommendation to learn? Book? Site? ### REPLY: I learned on my own, started with the tastytrade videos, but they were too passive for my taste. Butterflies are a low risk way to be directional with a company. ### END.
### Comment: When does the punishment start ### REPLY: Uhg now i spit coffee all over my work computer ### END.
### Comment: Ugh the one that lives in Europe and just licks little boys. Gross. ### REPLY: Don't judge until you've walked a mile in my shoes. ### END.
### Comment: I too, have a $SNAP 13 Put for 8/10. Fuck SNAP. Burn in Hell. ### REPLY: The only company I want a short position in more than snap is moviepass, but the fuckers won’t sell options. ### END.
### Comment: >MU $80 call ### REPLY: Yea I've had that for a while. It keeps me warm at night while it burns to the ground. ### END.
### Comment: I wonder how much longer this business model will last. When people look back at our generation they’ll think “how in the hell was the tech sector lead by companies that set money on fire all day?” ### REPLY: our generation? have you ever heard of the dot com bubble? Now THOSE guys knew how to set money on fire and sell it as gold ### END.
### Comment: > Without a doubt WSB could become majority shareholder and buy out the 1.3M market cap. I am willing to put a few thousand toward this initiative if we are literally going to buy the company out and meme it into profitability. I still won't buy an actual MoviePass, though. ### REPLY: Yeah, I'm good for $1500 ### END.
### Comment: It's RTN ### REPLY: Well, I want RTN to keep going up since I'm pretty invested in DFEN. So, I think puts are a terrible idea :) ### END.
### Comment: The best way to get the right answer. ### REPLY: Apparently increased Soy exports contributed a whopping 0.09% of the GDP lol ### END.
### Comment: Will probably be revised up later on. Non-farm inventories came in too low relative to the amount of fear stemming from trade wars. Could get 5%, but that will likely be the high of Trump's presidency. ### REPLY: No breaks! ### END.
### Comment: Just delete the app and reinstall ### REPLY: Thats what i do with reddit after too many downvotes. Works every time. ### END.
### Comment: Apparently they think they can still make money. ### REPLY: Do they? Or is it just that there are a few more suckers left who can be duped into believing that they can still make money? ### END.
### Comment: ~~60%~~ 90% loss isn't terrible on this dog shit, just bad timing with it tanking post-split and all. It was more volatile 2-3 weeks before the split which just made it easier to average down and dump when it spiked a bit. Honestly not sure what I'd do in your position, probably just cut it and get out. Edit: Or try to find someone stupid enough to write puts haha ### REPLY: Fortunately only ~$1,500 in - currently at $150. Not worth it to sell at this point, rather just burn the money and yolo to the end. ### END.
### Comment: what is the correct button ? ### REPLY: the only winning move is not to play? ### END.
### Comment: Positions? ### REPLY: Bought around $15.50 and sold the C's @ $17.5 for October. ### END.
### Comment: Since when did this sub become inbred. Pretty much every economist has said it already. [Not an audiobook](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-27/what-economists-are-saying-ahead-of-friday-s-u-s-gdp-report) ### REPLY: And what did they say prior to Nov 8 '16 if a certain person got elected? ### END.
### Comment: Every quarter, people doubt. Every quarter, even if they missed earnings, they raise guidance. AMZN made $10 billion profit in 1 year Fixed typo, $2 billion in one quarter AAPL made $90 billion *profit* But a put if you really think they'll drop, personally, I don't think there will be much movement, unless it drops to where it started the pre er run-up, around $190 ### REPLY: Lets not forget they have more cash on hand than any other company ### END.
### Comment: Green Market = Red MU confirmed ### REPLY: Genius ### END.
### Comment: True. I’m sure it’ll recover. Just gotta ride it out ### REPLY: I bought FB calls today. 202.5 8/17. They make way too much money to be down this much. ### END.
### Comment: I almost thought 'maybe some puts? Nahh, they'll bounce up and out' Someone sign me up for special needs classes ### REPLY: I'm sorry if I offended the caffeine gods. Whatever they decided I'm now in the green. ### END.
### Comment: I like GDP episode 136. Really good preformance from the man ### REPLY: I didn't even know Gay Dick Parade had a2md episode, let alone 135 ### END.
### Comment: You say that as though it is the black man's fault. >[P]opularly known as America's 'Black Wall Street' until the Tulsa race riot of 1921, in which the Oklahoma state government with the assistance of Tulsa's white residents massacred hundreds of black residents and razed the neighborhood within hours. ### REPLY: Well, ya he shouldn't have been black and rich, duh. /s ### END.
### Comment: It works great on my desktop PC, but on my lumia 950 the live tile always seems to get stuck on either very old data, or the default icon, and opening up my watch list can take like 10 seconds. ### REPLY: Mine is a 950 too, and I don't have the first issue. I only started having the second issue when I made my watch list long so it needs to pull a ton of data. ### END.
### Comment: Loaded all my free cash into the dip it keeps dipping hold me I'm scared ### REPLY: This dip is more of a dive this morning... I'm fuckin dead lmao ### END.
### Comment: What price? I got 9/31 $192.5 call @ $2.6 ### REPLY: $3.80. I am expecting to sell sometime in August. ### END.
### Comment: Question is is the increase in inflation due to suppliers being constrained due to the trade war or is it because of the large amounts of cash that is being brought into the normal economy. Both scares me. ### REPLY: both ### END.
### Comment: The max margin any broker can legally give you is 2x ### REPLY: I sell $1,000 worth of deeply OTM FB puts. Stock plummets 20% overnight. Broker margin calls me. I don't have the money. Broker eats loss and bans me from the platform. Multiply this by 10,000 autists and you get the situation we have now. ### END.
### Comment: Ok, thanks! ### REPLY: Also puts magnify any percentage change for increased profit if right and increased loss if wrong. e.g. a 1% drop would put you up 5% ### END.
### Comment: A tip of the hat to you sir. ### REPLY: I hope I helped you with rent or some shit buddy ### END.
### Comment: Very likely. These guys did $10k in revenue in ONE QUARTER and the CEO only makes $250k a year. That seems like sound math. ### REPLY: .......do they make jewelry? Cause I’ve seen etsy stores generate more profit. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I'm not too worried, I'm holding 4 V 145 9/21 and 4 PYPL 92.5 9/21. Averaged down a decent amount yesterday, but I really just want it to hit my exit point so I can secure profits and go for leaps. Edit: looool, getting fucked. looked like im gonna have to average down a lot ### REPLY: you averaging down on PYPL? I need to, but i'm scared it'll keep dropping. ### END.
### Comment: Particularly during election season; somehow.. ### REPLY: I don’t think it’s about number of users. It’s about how effective their ads are. ### END.
### Comment: Already included in the full body latte ### REPLY: Is that on the secret menu? How do I order that? ### END.
### Comment: IT’S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW! ### REPLY: I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW! ### END.
### Comment: Got a link that doesn't induce epilepsy? ### REPLY: Here https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/925s0m/i_feel_for_this_guy_on_a_spiritual_level/e34upxu/ ### END.
### Comment: 7/27 $47 ### REPLY: I sorry ### END.
### Comment: I have a TD Ameritrade account, but I'm in for about $7 per trade... you're telling me RH doesn't charge a single fee??? ### REPLY: That is correct. Literally nothing. I moved over from TD, originally from Scottrade which use to be the discount broker. ### END.
### Comment: What were your plays? ### REPLY: Only futures I trade are S&P E-minis and I think I made about $10k in 45 minutes that night. Everything went into free fall for about an hour or so. I was just selling multiples of $150 contracts. I believe it was 8pm or so, so it was the European market trading at that time. ### END.
### Comment: y tho ### REPLY: usually it's to stay on an exchange. nasdaq and nyse dont like penny stocks. but investors dont like reverse splits, so it becomes a death spiral. stay the fuck away from companies that have a history of reverse splits. ### END.
### Comment: Probably more like 1,000 ### REPLY: Your modesty is insulting ### END.
### Comment: Careful, one tweet can send CAT -5%. Source: Bagheld through many such tweets ### REPLY: Yup bought at 140 went to 170 now back to 140 ### END.
### Comment: Cause no one's ever done it before. ### REPLY: Not dick riders atleast ### END.
### Comment: Thanks for the reply, yeah I'd love to hear from an Intel insider, would be a very interesting talk. ### REPLY: See edit above. ### END.
### Comment: Does your credit get worse if you can't pay a margin call ### REPLY: I'm reasonably certain they could ding your credit, because if the margin call is big enough, they will go after all of your personal assets (car, bank account, house, if the judge permits it). Credit scores are a bit of a meme in the USA anyway as people dispute shit all the time, whether the items are real or not. ### END.
### Comment: You juuuuuuust cleared getting assfucked. Well done. ### REPLY: it was shares of amzn, even if it dipped, it would be back up within 2 weeks ### END.
### Comment: 3 dAy RuLe ### REPLY: What’s that? ### END.
### Comment: So they're a middle man for buying lottery tickets? Do they charge for this? ### REPLY: Yeah there is a daily fee or a monthly or yearly subscription option ### END.
### Comment: Yea, and risked almost a million bucks to do it. ### REPLY: not really, amzn isnt going to $0 ### END.
### Comment: DIP?! Visa is maybe 1% under its all time high. ### REPLY: Are you looking at a different $V? Looks like a fucking dip to me ### END.
### Comment: I'll try to sell asap at open. TY ### REPLY: Let us know how you did, if I've was insane at open and you got close to the ask on the put (by like 9:35), i bet it's still around that figure now, even though it dropped more ### END.
### Comment: you averaging down on PYPL? I need to, but i'm scared it'll keep dropping. ### REPLY: Yeah, I pussied out of too many plays by getting scared or being impatient. The whole market is shit rn, and as long as you got buying power, everything is on great sale. I added x2 on my PayPal calls. I now have 8 92.5 C 9/21, avg 1.97. If shit keeps falling on Monday, I'll just keep averaging down. We got time. If it keeps dropping even up until September which I doubt, I like the chances. We just need 1 good green day between now and September. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah 'risk free' can eat shit and die. Saying you **know** what IV is going to do (not you OP but the others) is just BS. Sure it works, but not always. Did you actually do this trade or just the math? ### REPLY: I actually had it queued up to buy, but I just didn't trust that the long options wouldn't get fucked by IV drop so I ended up passing. Instead I went long both amazon and twitter, and came out even. ### END.
### Comment: Nice! You looking at any others in Energy? Looking at OXY right now. I like calls but the 90 Call 8/17 OI has me thinking this isn't the greatest bet. ### REPLY: I only follow the majors right now. I already have too many stocks in my watch list. ### END.
### Comment: I know brother I was just wanting to use an extended tendie metaphor. Too much drugs this morning I think ### REPLY: >Too much drugs this morning I think Listen, I know you autists like to pretend you do blow for the LARP aspect, but good god man. You sound like a 13 year old in home room. ### END.
### Comment: I have 13x 200c jan and 5x 190x. At the same time i have 5x 182.5c 8/31 and 6x 180c 9/17 and 12 10/19 What would you say I should sell if i still should? Thanks a lot. Will get you some reddit gold. One thing I’m confused about is that is IV attached to each option and its separate for an option i buy now vs a month or its constant and relevant to time? ### REPLY: Do you have a directional bias? Looking at Facebooks price right now, those previous spreads were too bullish. Going short the 180c makes more sense if you want downside protection, but it will mean a bigger delta drop for you so you won't see much money until the option expires or you close it when it fell enough. ### END.
### Comment: Boom, roasted ### REPLY: broasted...its like brunch ### END.
### Comment: The dude has been right about everything with like 300k in 3 months or something ridiculous, he is this subs rainman ### REPLY: I’ve been right or inversely right my whole life AMA ### END.
### Comment: Your modesty is insulting ### REPLY: But his math is flawless ### END.
### Comment: I'm already balls deep into visa ### REPLY: Go deeper dammit ### END.
### Comment: This guy WSBs ### REPLY: Nice. $11 BTW ### END.
### Comment: Someone should make a movie poster for '$JNUG RESURRECTION' ### REPLY: If I had any means to I would haha ### END.
### Comment: sell puts at open that’s for sure. ### REPLY: Not that sure any more ### END.
### Comment: Dip confirmed Friday ### REPLY: I lose money so predictably it hurts sometimes. ### END.
### Comment: Did u buy MSFT ATH? Even if you bought early this week you should still be green ### REPLY: I bought them yesterday when MSFT dipped sharply in the morning. ### END.
### Comment: Hey I have a sister ### REPLY: I have 3 sisters so that's 57% of the DD. Anyone else got sisters? ### END.
### Comment: What exactly is the benefit of purchasing options over just trading the stock? I don't quite see a difference in buying a call, compared to just purchasing the stock and selling when price increases. ### REPLY: Leverage. If you buy a call in XYZ at a $45 strike for $3/share. If XYZ then goes up to $54 per share, your contract is now worth at least $9/share, for a 200% gain, even though the stock only gained 20%. ### END.
### Comment: Doggy. ### REPLY: lol.well fuck man, im glad you didnt actually have a position to post. i wouldve probably FOMO'd in on some calls and then promptly lose 20%. ### END.
### Comment: I'm always getting bullied ;_; But yeah, both NFLX and TSLA are sitting on miles of junk status debt and keep tossing money at things. Which has lots of implications but no less as soon as there's a bigger downturn sector-wise they are toast. ### REPLY: That’s because you’re a fag. It’s a tradition within the industry to pour money you don’t have in order to gain market share. It.’s a complete deviation from sound fiscal principles and it makes worry that these might all just be bubbles. ### END.
### Comment: good idea I will pitch that to the board at the next shareholder meeting ### REPLY: you gonna be hosting the shareholder meeting in your kitchen? ### END.
### Comment: I'm trying to decide if I should see mission impossible this weekend instead of next in case the card stops working. ### REPLY: It's listed as a premium showing and thus ineligible on my account. More bait and switch ### END.
### Comment: You guys realize AMAZON reaching there means becoming a 1 trillion dollar company before Apple right? ### REPLY: Why is that crazy? Genuinely asking ### END.
### Comment: but every dumpster fire warms a homeless man ### REPLY: That's really beautiful actually ### END.