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### Comment: You still holding all those puppies? Can't decide how I think earnings will go... ### REPLY: yeah, feel like volatility is high ### END.
### Comment: My Twitter and Intel calls lol ### REPLY: Wow. RIP your portfolio, sry dude ### END.
### Comment: I got it for $40, with a plan that is unlimited everything for $40/month. It has the best looking interface of any smartphone by far. It integrates really well with my PC (can see text messages sent to me via Windows 10 notifications, etc.). Office works amazingly on it. All apps share settings with PC equivalents automatically. You can monkey around with the software and file structure way more than you can on an iPhone. I'm hanging on to mine as long as I can. ### REPLY: > It has the best looking interface of any smartphone by far. Lol ### END.
### Comment: Dude. That sounds fun ### REPLY: I'd participate lol ### END.
### Comment: It's the sub's culture. Incidentally I'm 20 and done both. Everyone here is trying to make it and fast, it's one of the chillest, degenerate, debauchery cultures around. ### REPLY: I wamt an m3 now so i pull up to the golf course with swag, not when I'm 40 and using it to go to my kids fucking soccer game. ### END.
### Comment: r/povertyfinance more like ### REPLY: Depressing. ### END.
### Comment: Reporting helps for sure. Not sure what happened to that report type actually... one of the other 99 mods must have changed it. ### REPLY: SJW bullshit ban them ### END.
### Comment: Visa's graph is a 45* angle no matter how far you look back. ### REPLY: It's just hard to imagine it going any other way ### END.
### Comment: Can you read? ### REPLY: lol that niggas retarded ### END.
### Comment: Literal faggots lmao ### REPLY: Fucking lol 'This subreddit is for men going their own way, forging their own identities and paths to self-defined success.' ### END.
### Comment: And chew bubble gum but I’m all out of bubble gum. Esprit d’escalier edit: and lose money but I’m all out of money. ### REPLY: Shut the fuck up ### END.
### Comment: The anti-union union supports this measure. ### REPLY: The meta joke meta union supports none of the statements in this thread or this statement itself. ### END.
### Comment: i bought 8/3 puts yesterday around those strikes. multi-bagger win! ### REPLY: Can you explain that terminology (serious) trying to learn. ### END.
### Comment: most grocery stores do this service and you don't have to pay a fortune for shipping or have raw chicken sitting outside of your door waiting for you to get home ### REPLY: I use those nordic ice packs for camping, they stay frozen for like 3 days in a cooler, better than using ice. ### END.
### Comment: I’m long on this. I’m going to stick it in the money and ride it out to Oct 19. The safe word is “equities”. ### REPLY: > equities Cue up the Dewey Cox meme. ### END.
### Comment: Hey hey! I feel better about buying it then! Congrats! Edit: don't do debt again plz ### REPLY: Yeah I spent about $1500 I shouldn’t have on stuff from /r/gundeals lol. 0% interest and I did save a lot of money on stuff I was gonna buy though! ### END.
### Comment: They basically said guidance Q3 will be the bottom. After that, the demand for semis will flatten and no longer be cyclical ### REPLY: so that is a good thing. one more quarter and launch pad? ### END.
### Comment: OP, this is a special tip. They are too exclusive to be available on the general market so you will have to buy them peer to peer from one of the users here. Many of us have been stocking up on them over the last few months ### REPLY: Okay, I will look more in to exactly what this is and go from there. Thanks ### END.
### Comment: Should....Should I buy the dip? I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just hear for the memes. ### REPLY: I mean I bought some. Either a really stupid or really smart move. For what it's worth, FB has only had 3 down quarters in their history if I recall. It'll go back up. Might not be this year, but it'll go back up. ### END.
### Comment: Hang in there man. I feel your pain ### REPLY: Poor choice of words ### END.
### Comment: Yeah my heart goes out to anyone that was trying to close puts, market is bouncing back steadily ### REPLY: Ya, one my orders finally went through an hour later.. i'll have to go back and see if I got the price I actually executed for, or the price when it executed an hour later .. the app is fucky right now, so it's hard to tell ### END.
### Comment: Yeah good luck. [https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360000711763-Contact-Us](https://support.robinhood.com/hc/en-us/articles/360000711763-Contact-Us) ### REPLY: Ya, one my orders finally went through an hour later.. i'll have to go back and see if I got the price I actually executed for, or the price when it executed an hour later .. the app is fucky right now, so it's hard to tell ### END.
### Comment: I would but I’m scared of Buffett ### REPLY: This. Buffett has turned many boys who've gone against him into bitches. Anyone who thought cucked by Zuck was bad, won't even want to even know what daddy Buffet will do to them. ### END.
### Comment: I bought about 20 calls, unfortunately I bought most when V was down 0.5%. ### REPLY: I feel you there. Bought two of mine at 0.7% down. When do yours expire? ### END.
### Comment: Not sure what to pick-up they are looking to sell their pipeline assets not sure they will get the 5B for it, but that will cut their Capex pretty heavily. Looking at the 85s right now. ### REPLY: Its not a popular stock so the move wont be big unless they shit the bed. Not sure it even is a good options play for such short-term horizon. ### END.
### Comment: I mean, tbf so far I've only put in money I made from FDs on MSFTs run up earlier this week so if I lose it all I can't really complain. ### REPLY: I gotcha. ### END.
### Comment: Ya, wait til EOD or maybe even Monday imo. ### REPLY: I'm waiting till Monday, it's the best move. I just trade in a weekly cycle where I make my bets on Monday, then settle on Friday, rinse and repeat. ### END.
### Comment: lol ok so ignore what the twitter guy actually said. ### REPLY: Shows faceless dude in t-shirt, could be literally anyone. Trump: he was a no one, just a coffee boy! ### END.
### Comment: Oh, interesting. Either way, it looks like a mild [Stub Quote](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stub-quote.asp). Pretty much all of the option prices for that company right now have stupid spreads with almost no volume. I'd stay far away. ### REPLY: Yeah far away from options just researching if there was any indication how the clinical trial data is going to go. Obviously with the low volume not informative. Saw the spikes and wondered what was going on. Thanks ### END.
### Comment: The meta joke meta union supports none of the statements in this thread or this statement itself. ### REPLY: You must understand, our union is very anti-union. ### END.
### Comment: We didn't ask you what was reasonable. ### REPLY: >We Fuck off, commie. ### END.
### Comment: jesus tell me you're joking ### REPLY: Hey! Those MU calls haven't died yet. It's more like a slow starvation. The AMD puts were nuked from orbit. ### END.
### Comment: Just for puts? ### REPLY: The major upside would be for longs trying to get in at some reasonable entry levels, but you'd have to be holding a lot of cash and know when to start buying. Everyone here always fantasizes about how they would be rich right now if they could've bought in right after the housing market crashed in 08/09. ### END.
### Comment: Ahh makes sense, can't believe I didn't realize this before ### REPLY: Don't beat yourself up! I didn't think of it on my own either. ### END.
### Comment: I just got some 30s, fingers crossed ### REPLY: Yea I went in for it ### END.
### Comment: Whoa dude I frequent both of those. He should start in /r/personalfinance ### REPLY: r/personalfinance....might as well start with r/allysavings. ### END.
### Comment: new to investing, amazon apple msft not valuable? ### REPLY: Not when you're peace-mealing a portfolio of 2 shares here...2 shares there.... ### END.
### Comment: Population growth still accounts for about a third of all gdp growth in this country. That's a big deal. ### REPLY: According to who? ### END.
### Comment: I say we find some smoking hot finance major in a bumfuck nowhere college and just install her as CEO. Video tape it, you have a hit TV show. ### REPLY: Yeah, then sell the movie rights after 7 seasons of the reality TV show. We could wait a couple days for Helios to be worth like $800k. Hell, even if we just jacked up the prices to $40/mo and made it good for 10 tickets/month then it would be putting the company on a better path. ### END.
### Comment: I worked hard man. That being said I played Facebook earnings yesterday (calls) with 80% of my portfolio, so how smart am I really? ### REPLY: Haha same boat; had Facebook 205/210 bull put spreads ### END.
### Comment: My guess is Hudson Bay has some agreement to acquire their IP or the company in that 6 Mil where they will take over anything of value and try to resell it or fire everyone and take over the company and try to fix it up and make it profitable then sell it. ### REPLY: I know the company isnt just moviepass but how do you make movie pass actually profitable? ### END.
### Comment: Buying at the lows? You're in the wrong sub buddy ### REPLY: oops sorry ### END.
### Comment: they expect all that money back with interest when they go under. Stockholders/board will get 0. ### REPLY: Ohhhhh. Nice ### END.
### Comment: Unloaded at open! Did you??? Dodged a bullet!!! ### REPLY: Yeah I did. I saw it went up afterwards. Thank God. ### END.
### Comment: Yea, look at the chart the last 2 weeks. Gaps up in the morning and drops to baseline around 12-1. I’ve been making nice gains all week doing this. ### REPLY: and now it’s about to go the opposite route... nice job ### END.
### Comment: I'm reporting your comment for making to much sense. Do you even know where you are? ### REPLY: It's VIX'a'clock my dude. ### END.
### Comment: Seriously, remember that guy who lost 'many hundreds of dollars' lmao ### REPLY: tens of dozens! ### END.
### Comment: Down 20% today or down 100% then, what's the difference? ### REPLY: About 80%. ### END.
### Comment: I N F L A T I O N N F L A T I O N ### REPLY: So, if we met expectations it would be bad for the market because of inflation. If we didn't meet expectations, it would be bad for the market because we missed expectations? Was there literally no way for this to go well? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I spent about $1500 I shouldn’t have on stuff from /r/gundeals lol. 0% interest and I did save a lot of money on stuff I was gonna buy though! ### REPLY: Well, I made 100% profit on a 1 day trade if JBLU calls so dumping $90 on a FD AMZN put was just for fun, glad you got your debt squared away and I could help out lol ### END.
### Comment: Do they? Or is it just that there are a few more suckers left who can be duped into believing that they can still make money? ### REPLY: I think they duped all the suckers back in last Sept / October. ### END.
### Comment: not really, amzn isnt going to $0 ### REPLY: No one though FB was going to do what FB did... ### END.
### Comment: B ### REPLY: C ### END.
### Comment: That is correct. Literally nothing. I moved over from TD, originally from Scottrade which use to be the discount broker. ### REPLY: Then I am glad I asked the question and glad you responded! Thanks for the info ;) ### END.
### Comment: I wamt an m3 now so i pull up to the golf course with swag, not when I'm 40 and using it to go to my kids fucking soccer game. ### REPLY: If you spend a year in SCV, you'll learn to hate BMWs. The worst people seem to drive them. It's the 17 year olds whose parents paid for their swag. Like a guy at work who pulls up in his bmw, takes off his driving sunglasses and puts on his walking sunglasses for 20 feet until he walks in the door. ### END.
### Comment: Shut the fuck up ### REPLY: Donny. ### END.
### Comment: We would be friends irl. Haha ### REPLY: Aw your first friend ### END.
### Comment: > It has the best looking interface of any smartphone by far. Lol ### REPLY: That is objectively true unless you're a mega-tier autist. ### END.
### Comment: I'd participate lol ### REPLY: I'm down ### END.
### Comment: Why is that crazy? Genuinely asking ### REPLY: I didn't say it is crazy. The posts above are discussing it like it is a homerun. I would say it is highly improbable considering how big of a psychological barrier for Apple to cross it. ### END.
### Comment: waymo, mother fucker. do you speak it? ### REPLY: Even that was an autistic fuckup. Google was an investor in Uber and then told Uber oh btw we are going into self driving cars and taxis. That led to Uber panicking and stealing google software ### END.
### Comment: Hell I don't know about them now. ### REPLY: What are options ? ### END.
### Comment: Sometimes it takes iterations of a concept before something sticks. Current social media apps have lasted way longer than MySpace and AIM did. And if a social media company can adapt and keep improving, then they can stay popular. ### REPLY: Each iteration lasts longer than the last, but I'm not so convinced that we unilaterally fucked it all up on try 1 and then perfected it try 2. I'm thinking that things last orders of magnitude. So if MS lasted in the ~1y range, FB will last in the ~10y range, and so on going up. ### END.
### Comment: You don’t have to exercise the contract, just trade the premium. ### REPLY: Can’t I only do that if I buy it though? I don’t have enough money to buy one. If I was right on a contract I already have people who would give me 50k on the spot to exercise it in exchange for 10% of he profit. ### END.
### Comment: This is actually a really good idea. What Im asking is if there is a way to basically trade on their markets, and from what I've seen there isn't. ### REPLY: Oil. The worse they do, the more oil goes up ### END.
### Comment: Service as in what? ### REPLY: Apple Music, App Store, iCloud Storage, Applecare. Also the Watch, Airpods, and Beats but that's in the Other segment ### END.
### Comment: Yikes ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: Yeah I ended -20% on the day but +1% on the week. Heavy AMD saved my portfolio. Now to wait 6 months for MU to do something. ### REPLY: -7% day 21% week. We will see what happens next week since I'm holding FDs I bought on the 'dip' ### END.
### Comment: I cant find anything that that says he falsifies his videos every single time ### REPLY: Oh sweetie. I can smell the pedantry coming on, and it's not a good look my dear. ### END.
### Comment: I fucking wish ### REPLY: Deep ### END.
### Comment: Here’s a screen record: https://i.imgur.com/PXrarit.mp4 ### REPLY: fake and gay, now post a video of you checking RH with a copy of today's paper, with a sign that reads u/Smuggles, in the nude so we know it's you. ### END.
### Comment: Buy after earnings, remember the seasonality of their biz model. ### REPLY: I see what your saying but q2 end June 30th. Granted the month of June is flat, but April/may students are finishing school and cramming for finals. I would imagine the highest use age of the products would be in that time period? ### END.
### Comment: Lean hog futures ### REPLY: Who doesn’t like bacon ### END.
### Comment: Yeah the covered calls isn’t a bad return, although when ABBV moves it can *really* move. I was in at 65 last year and got called away when it gained like 30% in under a month. So if you’re OK with that it’s a good play. ### REPLY: Keep in mind that 30% move after being stuck for a couple of years in 50-70 range and finally broke out. I find it unlikely we will have another big move like that given the current concerns over the Humira biosimilars. I think we will be stuck in 90-110 range for some time. ### END.
### Comment: In what fucked up dimension is the markets closing extremely down good news. ### REPLY: Where is the 'extremely down' market you're speaking of? ### END.
### Comment: Is it looking good for them? ### REPLY: Who knows. I think people are scared because Netflix shat the bed and IQ's taking a beating because of 'Netflix of China' association. ### END.
### Comment: I have leaps so not really sweating this dip ### REPLY: Probably smart I sold 195 puts expiring next Friday so my butthole is clenched tight ### END.
### Comment: If u r on YouTube, Elon will answer your questions ### REPLY: Boring boneheaded questions are not cool tho! ### END.
### Comment: What about the droid attack on the wookiees? ### REPLY: fuck them ### END.
### Comment: Dude, I've lost a ton of money on options and barely made out of MU alive. I think I'm safe on WSB ### REPLY: Oh, not you, I agree with you. The guy you replied to, that fucking guy. ### END.
### Comment: Why ### REPLY: I bought at 14 and the ER dropped it 30% overnight. It continued to fall so I minimized losses even though I *knew* Zen and Zen 2 and Threadripper were going to be great success. AMD was a meme stock until this year. Now she serious. ### END.
### Comment: I'm saying one worker could be worth 20x as much as the other in terms of production and if you don't have that case by case breakdown you can't just uniformly apply population growth to GDP growth like they are somehow in a 1 to 1 relationship. ### REPLY: The headline productivity number that is cited here and generally used is defined as gdp output per hour of labor. It is pretty much 1:1 related. https://www.bls.gov/lpc/ ### END.
### Comment: So gains must exceed 10k or ~~investment~~ wager must exceed 10k? ### REPLY: Investment must exceed 10k and you must lose it all or double it. ### END.
### Comment: You want to buy low and sell high. You dont want to buy AMD at$19. I say buy some call when Intel hit $45. They still make fk tons of money. ### REPLY: >You dont want to buy AMD at$19 AMD just had their best quarter in 7 years. This company is growing a lot ### END.
### Comment: If you sold that call then you made money and are in the clear, that deserves a well done my dude 💰👌 ### REPLY: well i have the stock to cover them as well, so if it goes to 80 bucks I'd be pretty fuckin happy at this point... lol ### END.
### Comment: And they say socialism works... ### REPLY: Best weight loss program any nation has ever seen ### END.
### Comment: AS THE BRILLIANT BUFFETT WARREN BILLIONAIRE ONCE SAID ### REPLY: KNOWLEDGE ### END.
### Comment: I wouldn't be surprised at all if they were bought by Nike/Adidas/UA given how much they're investing in health/tech just as you said. ### REPLY: If you look at the chart, they’ve been out of the scope for almost 2 years. Once some good news comes out it’s going to shoot up. No way they will go to 0 from here. ### END.
### Comment: How long is long term?.... No one knows ### REPLY: After losing so much money on 6 weeks to 2 months out, I’m beginning to think long terms mean way more than 2 months out. ### END.
### Comment: Yolo'd all I had left on it. ### REPLY: On the dumpster fire? Or on it not being a dumpster fire? ### END.
### Comment: Oh so it's okay because they're using their cucked inflation number? ### REPLY: Basically yeah ### END.
### Comment: Congratulations. I’m 18 and in college. And I’ll take ur bitch/wife/daughter/sister/etc... ### REPLY: Haha chill dude dont take shit said on this sub srs, good on u for starting early ### END.
### Comment: It's basically like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSLmT5JoqFM ### REPLY: I bet Norman got a nice severance package ### END.
### Comment: How so? Revenue comes from selling ads, and ads pay Twitter money based on impressions/conversions. If you have 1 real user and 1000 bot users each day, that's 1001 impressions on an ad. Remove the bots and all of a sudden your ad revenue plummets. ### REPLY: except that marketing people are only half retarded, and eventually they figured this out. it took them years, but they caught on ### END.
### Comment: how long did/are you hold/ing those calls? ### REPLY: I sold at open this morning; glad I did because it dropped back down quite a bit ### END.
### Comment: When does it normally occur to you? This is only my second time selling a put and first time it expiring ITM(?) ### REPLY: I typically get the notification of assignment or expiration <10 minutes after close. As others noted the actual settlement takes a day or so. ### END.
### Comment: They just beat how autistic are you ### REPLY: Well, this sub is famous for its cognitive dissonance. ### END.
### Comment: He didn't know what IV is, you think he has any clue what a diagonal spread is? ### REPLY: Well I kinda explained what is was, selling the August 190c while holding the September 200c is a diagonal spread. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks man. Same to you. ### REPLY: Buying cheap leaps on dips or runs is the next logical trading strategy ### END.
### Comment: lol kk ### REPLY: Hes right, its not gonna go up 20% in 2 months. ### END.