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### Comment: More like Robinhood sending you the Margin Call email. Just ignore it and delete the app ### REPLY: someone needs to tell the president of Mexico to delete the app ### END.
### Comment: How could we ever forgive them unless they give us at least 3 free pizzas for the insult of our black citizens? I think 4 would be good. And tendies. ### REPLY: Nah, anything less than 5 is an insult. ### END.
### Comment: this guy is so good at what he does. Really wish he had a bigger youtube presence. ### REPLY: He's got a big presence at sbnation but unfortunately a lot of that presence is behind the camera ### END.
### Comment: I'd like it if we restored balance to the retarded trades : memes ratio. now its like 90% memes, whats even the point when there's a million other meme subs ### REPLY: memes take five minutes in microsoft paint retarded trades take five months of tendie money ### END.
### Comment: Not really, this would be a slam dunk defamation case even in the US. The diver isn't a public figure who was called a pedophile in public by one of the most famous people in the world. Not to mention, libel laws are much stronger in the UK than they are US. (i assume he would be suing in a UK court because of the more favorable laws so long as he is still a UK citizen) ### REPLY: He'd be able to collect like 5x the damages in a US court than anywhere else in the world. US system has way higher payouts for this kind of nonsense. ### END.
### Comment: Actually have a SEXY chick from South Africa that really wants me to come there/ move here. Really thinking about bringing her fine ass over. I knew for sure she wasn't who her pictures showed, till she video chatted with me. Jesus. She is like the light skinned black goddess, with a sexier accent. ### REPLY: Why spend all your time talking to a fake woman in Africa who will scam you out of your money when you could just throw it all down the drain on FDs instead? ### END.
### Comment: These are all true statements. But what's your suggestion then? ### REPLY: Qqq calls ### END.
### Comment: Your going to pissed when it happens. ### REPLY: Fuck no. If this dude gets rich off my advice, I’ll be happy as fuck for him. ### END.
### Comment: Holy shit.. 12% IV and .41 delta on 9/21's for a stock with regular 10% swings. Not even memeing, this is the kind of posts that keep me coming back to this shithole. Too bad volume is non existent. What else do you play? ### REPLY: CEO has been a play for the last 2 years for me. Also like playing DUK swings since they stay in a tight range. DUK will print money for 40 years with a highly predictable margin due to their nuclear stations ### END.
### Comment: Nobody tell him. ### REPLY: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/XS5LK ### END.
### Comment: Yeah any day now people will stop using their expensive cars and swap to a nice cheap horse and buggy. Don't be baggholding the next bicycle. ### REPLY: Implying there is a significant difference between Facebook and MySpace? ### END.
### Comment: Was hoping someone would catch the cheese I also want the shiny certificate :~) ### REPLY: Why does everyone run the terminal on a pair of monitors from the 90s though? ### END.
### Comment: Yea man. These are all real people paying the $3k a month for BBG pro ### REPLY: Wait I thought it was 25k a year ### END.
### Comment: This is an amazing read, https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2rbqzh/bodybuilders_argue_over_how_many_days_there_are/ ### REPLY: It's the same link ### END.
### Comment: good fundamentals ### REPLY: LOL, Good one ### END.
### Comment: Boring question. Next! ### REPLY: Can you please give me a second look? I too, am a level two supergenius. ### END.
### Comment: I’d eye $40 ### REPLY: what about 35? ### END.
### Comment: https://imgur.com/a/2J66alP ### REPLY: Anything happening on PFE? ### END.
### Comment: A place where people exchange meta gifs ### REPLY: Except we’re exchanging memes here pal. ### END.
### Comment: Magna Steyr is making these, Jaguar outsources all their SUVs to Magna Steyr. It's probably a good plan considering what pieces of shit Jaguars cars actually are in terms of construction and reliability. So it's Austrians (aka Germans) who can't build an electric car. ### REPLY: Doesn't matter, the spirit of shitty British electrical engineering lives through them Edit: on a serious note, I never expected jaguar/land Rover/tata to be a real player in EVs, so this means nothing to me ### END.
### Comment: If I used melatonin I'd really have to follow the directions. Take it on relatively empty stomach 20-30 minutes before you wanna sleep. Lay down in darkness, no phone or anything allowed. Proceed to have weird as fuck, semi-lucid dreams but sleep fairly solid. ### REPLY: I remember the dreams. Nyquil works real fuckin good. You could call that OTC xanax. Knocks me out in a cool 20 mins. ### END.
### Comment: The equivalent value of the work of 10m people over a year....lost in a moment as if it never existed. Yeah, tech socks are insanely over-valued fantasies. ### REPLY: Except Facebook's P/E is 24.... ### END.
### Comment: Someone’s triggered... what a fag, lol! ### REPLY: Lmao someone's retarded Hint: it's you ### END.
### Comment: u/eth_trader_12 ### REPLY: Under “active communities”, his top one is r/braincels ### END.
### Comment: I do. Check out 'Trading the Greeks 2nd Edition' by Dan Passarelli. It's a really deep dive into how all the greeks work, complete with charts for ATM, ITM, and OTM options. The pros and cons of trading each, hypothetical scenarios, and of course strategies to mitigate risk. It's pricey but the information is worth it. ### REPLY: Thank you! ### END.
### Comment: Should be a dip after earnings, get back in then ### REPLY: Thanks for the opinion. What's your long story? ### END.
### Comment: It's gonna be down, revenue sucks for them in the summer compared to q3/4. I'm too much of a pussy to buy puts though. ### REPLY: I got a ticket to pay off but don't want to gamble by dropping on CHGG fml lol ### END.
### Comment: Not all who buy and hold are lost. ### REPLY: Hi friend, /r/personalfinance is this way. ### END.
### Comment: Republicans are about self reliance and not depending on the govt for everything. That's why they are under attack. Your views of republicans are disillusioned. ### REPLY: Is that why their platform is built around bigotry against gays and foreigners and they elected an alleged rapist to the white house? Please tell me more. I’m sure your idiotic logic will totally make sense. ### END.
### Comment: Wtf it was literally red as monkey balls 2 seconds ago ### REPLY: That means the boys are back in town. ### END.
### Comment: Doing that would drive away all the liquidity thus leaving them with no one to trade with. ### REPLY: It happened multiple times in the past decades (with people, not bots) and it didn't ### END.
### Comment: DOW and S&P futures just turned green! ### REPLY: Hope AAPL keeps us all smooth sailing for a few days. ### END.
### Comment: Mel Uskon ### REPLY: Noel S Kum ### END.
### Comment: I believe you meant UXIN ### REPLY: Is there a reason for this? It sounded like a decent company when I heard about it. ### END.
### Comment: That’s not a noob question. That’s a lack of basic math question. If you bought a share for $1 and it’s now worth $2. How much do you think you can sell it for? ### REPLY: Guarantee I can sell it for $.75 ### END.
### Comment: From what I'm reading in Tempe, AZ I'd have to disagree. Plus I grew up in L.A. and these things have always been a problem. Hell when I was 4 my neighbor was arrested for having 10,000 kilos of cocaine in his makeshift basement back in the 80's. So this shit has been going on for decades. The media isn't going to acknowledge it but I've dealt with it personally, hence why my family moved to a different city when I was 10. ### REPLY: >moved away from the cocaine But why tho ### END.
### Comment: Agreeing with you that it's a stupid idea? ### REPLY: This sub has autism. This sub agrees with my choice. Therefore, I have proven I have autism ### END.
### Comment: Short google ### REPLY: Long homelessness. ### END.
### Comment: Why aren't you angry ### REPLY: op wouldn't be here if he/she was smart enough to be angry ### END.
### Comment: I’m guessing this is a joke? ### REPLY: I really might buy some CHK calls, in all seriousness, but they would be farther out. ### END.
### Comment: Disappear ### REPLY: Are you mansplaining ### END.
### Comment: Is she retarded? SNAP is garbage by comparison. ### REPLY: Not retarded. She's pretty bright actually it seems like. I agree that SNAP is garbage, just downloaded it again on Android and it killed half the battery in an hour... so got rid of that. They need an API or something so other developers can implement a better version of it. Like reddit & bacon reader or whatever. Also money wise yeah SNAP loses it but maybe loses less now, FB makes money but is slowing. ### END.
### Comment: It's valued as the 7th biggest auto company in the world, even higher than Ford. It's overvalued and dogshit. ### REPLY: Ford is the worst car company in the world. ### END.
### Comment: Stick to trading what you know. Thats a good problem to have. ### REPLY: Eh what I know is relatively narrow so I'm trying to expand my horizons. I want to work with tickers that are most driven by actual technicals as much as I can ### END.
### Comment: Playa Vista, not Silicon Valley ### REPLY: But silicon is where he gets all his funding ### END.
### Comment: I lost $18,000 in a day one time. My life since then hasn’t been the same. ### REPLY: for better or worse? ### END.
### Comment: That was pre-crash. Lost about \~10k on those. Did not see that shit coming. Hence the 8/31 $182.5. I was up 60% on those, should have sold but greed. ### REPLY: > should have sold but greed. Ah the WSB special. ### END.
### Comment: I’m not sure this bot actually owns puts, he might get paid to bash tsla though based on his post history ### REPLY: Petition to make /u/Old_Bit go out and identify street signs to prove he's not a bot. ### END.
### Comment: I had $1k in Enron before it ded ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: 1% in a day or two is a great return, especially with no risk at all. I wish I knew to to create and sell options in my country ### REPLY: But there is risk. That's the point. ### END.
### Comment: pedo guy ### REPLY: lol ### END.
### Comment: Naked puts on the VIX babay! ### REPLY: Short naked calls on the VIX! ### END.
### Comment: amd is easily 22$ by mid 2019, but short term its very likely we'll dip back to 16-17 ### REPLY: That's my exit point ### END.
### Comment: Netfonds, skaff deg en aksje og investeringskonto i stedet for bare aksjesparekonto også er du good to go. Du kan til og med fucke rundt med marginer og belåning om du føler for. Best kurtasje sist jeg sjekket også, så du får det ikke mye billigere. De fleste andre investeringsbanker tilbyr det samme, som NordNet osv. Don't let your dreams be memes. ### REPLY: Det visste jeg ikke, takk for tipset! ### END.
### Comment: >WTF is the reason they aren't just standing like regular guys? You said it yaself, S O Y ### REPLY: Soy? As in, lack of dairy? Nice try Dairy Lobby ### END.
### Comment: Fuck I miss L&L ### REPLY: They good? There's one that opened by my work, just found out last week, want to try it. What's good? Chicken Katsu? ### END.
### Comment: Dont like your kind round here nigger guy ### REPLY: I’m guessing people are down voting you because they haven’t seen the episode and don’t get the reference to “nigger guy” Hang in there bud ### END.
### Comment: I have FIT and TSLA calls simply bc WSB keeps hating ### REPLY: Yeah I was going to short Tsla but all of wsb is doing the same so I'm just going to stay out ### END.
### Comment: Haha yeah it really is mostly humble bragging. '450k combined income, 4 mil house finally paid off, 401ks maxed, savings overflowing, what now? PLEASE HELP SOOOO LOST' ### REPLY: Most of the people on personal finance can probably afford to pay a real accountant instead of trying to get a bunch of 20 year olds on Reddit to teach them how to retire. ### END.
### Comment: No dip Shit I know how it works. But if my earnings go into a new tax bracket. They jump from 24% to 32% instead of the 15-20% capital gain rate. If that’s ok with you. You take your unrealized gains and do it. Let me take mine and do what I want. ### REPLY: What happens in November? ### END.
### Comment: That's American Eagle. ### REPLY: Lol what? No it's not. ### END.
### Comment: What's in the prescription bottle behind the right monitor? ### REPLY: Advil ### END.
### Comment: In the dream zuckerberg cucks me but I guess if you're not into that than maybe it is a nightmare ### REPLY: Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious. ### END.
### Comment: Excellent! You're going places kiddo. ### REPLY: Why do you have to put money away for taxes as long as you're trading in the same tax year? I get that if you withdraw money you have to do it, because else you're playing on margin, but if you leave the money in your account you can just deduct whatever capital losses occur, can't you? ### END.
### Comment: thanks ### REPLY: Parent is just fucking with you. ### END.
### Comment: Pretty much wait till after apple reports honestly.. Wednesday should be a fun trading day. Either this mini sell off ramps into a real one and thanos snaps his finger , killing half this sub and their tech faggy D's...or we continue on as BTFDs arrive in full force. ### REPLY: Does it count if my faggy D's are puts? ### END.
### Comment: haha shorting amd is a little too risky for me. ### REPLY: YungBillionaire isn't going to short AMD? Solid DD going LONG! ### END.
### Comment: yep, 8/17 35.5's ### REPLY: I bought 35.5 8/3 exp and a 36$ 8/3exp I’m tryna get some 8/24 calls as well prolly 36$! ### END.
### Comment: fuck you adbe, why the fuck is it down that much?????????????????????????????????????????? ### REPLY: Relax, this company is SOLID. Unless you bought FDs. Then you should be sweating a bit. ### END.
### Comment: yeah but every time the hype is strong for something on WSB, it goes to shit. ### REPLY: Not every time! ### END.
### Comment: must have misread all those 'your first hit is free' posts critical mistake was joining this sub and then buying options, reverse order is 100% success rate ### REPLY: fuck redo plz ### END.
### Comment: Am I about to get torn? ### REPLY: yeah lol ### END.
### Comment: Good I lowkey hate that company. Weak ass revenue streams and no real clue how to monetize. They make Tesla look like Apple. ### REPLY: Wait, Apple is buying Tesla you say..? ### END.
### Comment: The fed cucks eager to start a recession ### REPLY: If they raise rates then everyone screams recession. If they don’t raise rates then everyone screams stagflation. I don’t think the Fed is the root of the problem here 🤔 ### END.
### Comment: I use these for my business. I should totally by Calls because business has been booming. ### REPLY: Yeah I'd buy January calls after they report earnings this Wednesday. Just look at their yearly chart. Doesn't look like they'll stop anytime soon. ### END.
### Comment: “Invests his clients money” ### REPLY: 🤣 🤣 🤣 dat mofo ### END.
### Comment: S H I T my PYPL ### REPLY: Just shorted my $PYPL. My heart can't take the hits anymore. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah wish I sold the day prior when up 30%+ but I always think 'self, WSB doesnt give a shit unless you have 100% plus gains.' ### REPLY: Yep, gains are gains but the most difficult skill to learn is risk management/sizing in this world. (not being overly greedy) ### END.
### Comment: Hmm maybe I should hedge my puts with more puts ### REPLY: yea ### END.
### Comment: Eh what I know is relatively narrow so I'm trying to expand my horizons. I want to work with tickers that are most driven by actual technicals as much as I can ### REPLY: Then read up on the websites that did that dilligence to explain stocks with fundamentals. In example : BBBY and IV crush ### END.
### Comment: 1/19 21 put...Still hopeful for the pull back ### REPLY: *correction *selloff *FD ### END.
### Comment: I bought 19.5 calls before market opening this morning should i keep going ### REPLY: We both know the answer to this. Keep going anyways. ### END.
### Comment: No. This is market manipulation. ### REPLY: 5 x $30 = wage gap market manipulation vote Bernie ### END.
### Comment: Agreed. Security Analysis, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, and Phaedo are not seen there. ### REPLY: Or Irrational Exuberance and The Intelligent Investor. ### END.
### Comment: I think it would have hit breakout by tomorrow if it wasn't for the margin calls making people sell and the crash on friday where it was up like 2% but eventually went down.(Where Amazon also ended only 0.5% up even though they destroyed earnings) ### REPLY: fuck dude, it broke resistance ### END.
### Comment: That’s a felony ### REPLY: Did you not see the post last week that Bloomberg had TXN earnings published before they were officially announced? ### END.
### Comment: Might fall down to 150s before reviving fam. ### REPLY: LMAO. Put your money where your mouth is. You're saying it'll drop 45% since ath. Even shit like Twitter and snap doesn't drop that much ### END.
### Comment: Well i spose theres plenty of time to make money. Hopefully you made something on that last spike. ### REPLY: I picked up some 8/10 $4.5 calls and 8/17 $5.0 calls. up 29% atm. ### END.
### Comment: Except we’re exchanging memes here pal. ### REPLY: I’ll take a lap ### END.
### Comment: But silicon is where he gets all his funding ### REPLY: There's only one sand hill ### END.
### Comment: I wish some poor sucker had sold puts on this for round 2 race to zero. I have never seen a stock collapse so dam fast on a reverse split. ### REPLY: Yeah, maybe don't run out of cash flow two days after a reverse split. ### END.
### Comment: While it is negative news, Cali is not the US. The US is not the world. V still has crazy growth outside the US and in the developing world. ### REPLY: Not everyone is as rational as you and we are trading on US markets. Cali is the largest US economy and Kroger is the largest grocer. It’s not catastrophic, but it isn’t just negatives news. Who’s next to ban V? No one? Then maybe tomorrow we’ll see green. ### END.
### Comment: > Already has seen massive sell off and I doubt many are shorting now. You didn't look at the open short interest before making this huge trade? ### REPLY: Calls everything shares. You think YungBillionaire will bother with open short interest? ### END.
### Comment: DUDE PLEASE SHOW US WHAT YOU MADE TODAY, JUST FUCKIN SELLL YOU AlReAdY mAdE bAnK!!!! ### REPLY: Lol I'm up a little over 20% today, I've sold 3 of the 8/3 contracts and 2 of the '19s. Still have about 70k holding through earnings ### END.
### Comment: yeah the 4444 shares guy. Was it /u/jimbeam145 ? (I'm optimistic on SHOP's future, but no position.) ### REPLY: That’s me! Having a rough week leading up to earnings! [-15% $SHOP -100k](https://i.imgur.com/3Tcs7wa.jpg) ### END.
### Comment: sold for a loss? ### REPLY: No but my gain could have been huge ### END.
### Comment: yes, buy high, sell low. ### REPLY: Thought it might actually continue upwards. Tf if I know. ### END.
### Comment: Dude are you still holding? Should I double down on this shit. ### REPLY: Yeah I’m still holding. If it goes past a 20% weekly slump on decent earnings I think I’m gonna be out! Having a rough week leading up to earnings! [-15% $SHOP -100k](https://i.imgur.com/3Tcs7wa.jpg) Then again I’ll still up like crazy this year so. I’m not mourning yet. ### END.
### Comment: Man they are getting fucked right now. Actually we are getting fucked right now. ### REPLY: Yeah I’m still holding. If it goes past a 20% weekly slump on decent earnings I think I’m gonna be out! Having a rough week leading up to earnings! [-15% $SHOP -100k](https://i.imgur.com/3Tcs7wa.jpg) Then again I’ll still up like crazy this year so. I’m not mourning yet. ### END.
### Comment: I'm down $2K (19%) for the day. Fuck money! ### REPLY: You need to have money in order to fuck it 😄 ### END.