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### Comment: Can you elaborate? “Put spread pussy” gave me all sorts of google search results that didn’t appear to have anything to do with options. ### REPLY: Try just 'spread pussy.' Found some pretty good videos explaining it. ### END.
### Comment: $90 call 7/20 ### REPLY: What are your thoughts on MU? ### END.
### Comment: With $100 more people can participate. ### REPLY: Yeah but fuck all of you so. ### END.
### Comment: 20-30? Jfc, dude. You only need one. Diversify your calls with puts and your buying with selling. ### REPLY: “I fear not the man who has traded 1000 options one time, but the man who has traded one option 1000 times.” —Abraham Lincoln ### END.
### Comment: This made me long. ### REPLY: I'm still short ### END.
### Comment: That would be hilarious because he would take it as validation ### REPLY: I think he needs to be modded. ### END.
### Comment: The cycle of boom and busts is over. There will not be anymore market crashs, just corrections. ### REPLY: Exactly the question to ask is why does something have to follow the same pattern as before. I actually think the markets are intelligent enough now to deal with corrections much better. Recoveries seem quicker as well. ### END.
### Comment: Worst I ever got burned was a china pharma that announced they got 'exclusive' licensing for producing some pain meds in China, then never fucking made any....and got delisted. ### REPLY: Let me get this straight you saw the words China and pharma and didn't start running? ### END.
### Comment: I don't think it will tank that much unless Elon really blows it on the earnings call, we already know the quarterly deliveries. Very curious to see what their cash on hand is. ### REPLY: If they had cash on hand they wouldn't have asked their parts dealers for discounts ### END.
### Comment: Make your wait proportional to the dip. Drop 1-3%, wait ~1-2 day. Drop 4-6%, wait ~3-5 days. Drop 7-10%, wait ~5-8 days. Drop 10-15%, wait 9-12 days. Drop 15%+, fuck it, yolo strangle spreads like a boss. ### REPLY: Imma screenshot this to teach myself dip discipline. ### END.
### Comment: That's highly appropriate and not creepy as shit. ### REPLY: It's from his song dumbass ### END.
### Comment: That's certainly the case for me ### REPLY: The balls or the funds? ### END.
### Comment: In that case why don't you yolo on calls for an easy gain? You could very easily say the stock will be going down 5% before earnings as longs reduce their positions on account of what happened last earnings call. ### REPLY: Already ahead of you. Write down the suicide hotline bro just in case ### END.
### Comment: you going to just sit on 100k? ### REPLY: It's just like tsla is gonna crash like it's on autopilot ### END.
### Comment: To be fair nobody has any clue how TSLA stock prices function though. ### REPLY: Your best bet is comparative analysis. Compare TSLA to GM, Toyota, then add the 'tech stock' multiplier to give you an idea of how TSLA could ultimately be valued. ### END.
### Comment: with big positions, yes. as the strikes get further otm they become exponentially cheaper so it's basically like supplementing a directional play with a lottery ticket or two, just in case all hell breaks lose, á la Facebook. ### REPLY: You’re using the term “cheaper” wrong. Relative to their value, those otm puts are extremely expensive because of the skew ### END.
### Comment: I never said I was rational. ### REPLY: Or logical for that matter lol. Keep doing what you’re doing though, learning early is always helpful. ### END.
### Comment: Well Facebook stock is currently at an all-time high so I doubt that is happening soon ### REPLY: This didn’t age well ### END.
### Comment: Where is the antithesis of that demographic, the weird nerds, going? We led the way on Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. Then the normies followed. ### REPLY: Discord, though that quite quickly became mainstream, it's still growing in potential, especially with the use of more complicated bots. ### END.
### Comment: Bruh. It was brilliant then. Just throw the word fag in there a couple times and I would have caught it. This just sounded like my girlfriend. ### REPLY: There's your problem, you're gaying up your dick by sticking it in a pink vagina Man up and find yourself a 👌 nice 🦍 hairy 🦍 butthole 🌺 ### END.
### Comment: Because billions of dollars are spent to encourage people not to use the company’s product. ### REPLY: And people still spend billions of dollars in cigarettes. Ironic.. ### END.
### Comment: Well my nicotine addiction would be fucked so I win you lose ? ### REPLY: No, keep smoking and pay me dividend. I just want money from you. That's it. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah really dumb. My friend that builds eBikes in Costa Rica had a prototype going for an electric surf board to power out through the waves and surf in regularly. Had a lot of problems with the water constantly getting everywhere tho... ### REPLY: Salt water is a bitch ### END.
### Comment: ........ yep :/ ### REPLY: Love this sub ### END.
### Comment: Not sure what the expiration is. Sellers can be not on RH... ### REPLY: September 21 ### END.
### Comment: But I thought this sub was about buying high and selling free ### REPLY: not a sell if you never loss! ### END.
### Comment: > 8 million shares but for $30 OMG can't stop laughing... ### REPLY: I'm *literally dying* ### END.
### Comment: Prices don't change .. Profits don't change even if there's a shake up. Buy the dip!! ### REPLY: Nah Papa John said the n word, they going bankrupt ### END.
### Comment: how many thai boys have you touched ### REPLY: Asking the real questions ### END.
### Comment: u/fartbiscuit practices docking in the men’s room. Got it. ### REPLY: Short $DOCK confirmed ### END.
### Comment: *unzips* ### REPLY: I really need to know the story behind your flair... ### END.
### Comment: 'just bought this snapchat 'call' option, what's the $25 mean? Is that how much money I'll make on 8/3?' ### REPLY: Yes. It’s a great deal, I recommend you buy more. ### END.
### Comment: Based on the shape it looks like a shorty. Also it's not a flamethrower, it's a goddamn propane torch. If it was an actual flamethrower that shit would be illegal in commie states like California. ### REPLY: #truth ### END.
### Comment: These people should not be in charge of their own finances. ### REPLY: Their bleeding wallets aren’t on my conscience, I have enough losses to worry about ### END.
### Comment: Lol yes that’s how trading works ### REPLY: And from there he could amass a decent amount of money to YOLO. ### END.
### Comment: I wonder if I can use their surfboard in a cave ### REPLY: Hey, look at this Pedo! ### END.
### Comment: it literally says that in this article ### REPLY: Oh lawd how are we supposed to post ironic memes anymore ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, it’s not even autistic, they’re just retarded ### REPLY: Say what you want about the Autist, but at least we can math. This is just retardation. ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: Goodbye. ### END.
### Comment: Ohhhhhh, well shit I feel dumb, since that seems obvious now... someone sold the put and someone bought the put, that's the contract. The seller is betting it wont go down, but the buyer is betting it will and by a lot. Now, do I need to have the stock already in hand, or will it automatically buy at 35 and sell to him at 40 if the strike price is hit on the strike price i bought? ### REPLY: And options contract gives the buyer the option and the seller the obligation. If you don’t exercise your right by the expiration date, then nothing happens. You can also sell your contract to close your position. ### END.
### Comment: Had to upvote for someone willing to help a noob understand puts and calls. ### REPLY: Hey im just trying to learn. I know its a stupid place to do it but I really dont give a fuck. Thanks for your help ### END.
### Comment: Right, but they had hundreds of millions if not billions. ### REPLY: So just do it on a smaller scale? ### END.
### Comment: Bought TQQQ calls Friday right as the shit storm started. 50% down. ### REPLY: Ya I’m down 93% ### END.
### Comment: Homemade, I'm working on my satire. Inspired by this post and what I've seen over at /r/latestagecapitalism ### REPLY: Nice. It could almost have been copy pasted straight from there. That sub is astounding. Post something obviously wrong and get 1000 upvotes. Reasonable responses are ignored at best. ### END.
### Comment: Dude is balls deep in COKE. Tells us when to exit (by way of recommendations). Is clearly an Autist. What's not to ❤️? ### REPLY: Forgot to mention that he underperforms the index 👍 Relatable everyman's man ### END.
### Comment: Nice, do IBs profit more opening during high IV, or does it just allow you to make the wings winder? ### REPLY: Think of it as a selling a straddle and buying wings to protect yourself. Pre earnings, the IV will typically expand and so will the price of the straddle. So yes, they profit more during times of high IV. ### END.
### Comment: What is happening with the company exactly? ### REPLY: Well for one they’re still not profitable and burning through cash like crazy. Also they’re claiming they have all these model 3 orders that would take them a year and a half to fill yet they’re promoting that if you order one now you’ll get it in 3-4 months. I actually love what they’re doing when it comes to electric cars and home battery’s I just think Elon needs to keep his mouth shut and stop setting goals publicly that they fail to hit time and time again. ### END.
### Comment: Yes. Tesla is not a logical stock at all. Hell, no stocks lately are logical or predictable. If you are so confident in TSLA going down, why are you not 100% all in puts? ### REPLY: Yeah, after FB and Twitter earnings I don't know what I want to believe. ### END.
### Comment: > I'd hang your mom if she were as 🔥 my daughter. > -- The Donald Trump ### REPLY: Trump likes hanging hot daughters? ### END.
### Comment: Sell em then, and buy protection outside (iron butterfly) ### REPLY: Expensive enough not for me to buy it, but not expensive enough for me to sell it. ### END.
### Comment: Don’t forget about 30 year old idiots ### REPLY: right them too ### END.
### Comment: Is that like my bank sending me a letter telling me to pay back my loan? Cause I ignore those. ### REPLY: More like Robinhood sending you the Margin Call email. Just ignore it and delete the app ### END.
### Comment: Posting these losses/wins screenshots without positions should be banned. Why is this not yet a rule. ### REPLY: Only for RH ### END.
### Comment: $MU up as well. Am I dreamin? ### REPLY: What is this? Post pic for MU. ### END.
### Comment: In Germany, there are ways to buy and sell at closing hours. They also show the current prices. However, due to low volume you can not fully rely on the prices shown. ### REPLY: So people are trading on a Sunday evening? ### END.
### Comment: Ne, ariva ### REPLY: Wie sind die Konditionen bei denen? ### END.
### Comment: I keep mine on my dashboard too ### REPLY: I lack self control so I just don’t ### END.
### Comment: It is like this every tsla earnings...always “this is it!” And then everyone loses a bunch of money ### REPLY: I mean, last earnings call stock dropped as much as 10%. ### END.
### Comment: I sleep ### REPLY: Now I rest. ### END.
### Comment: Well I mean I made money at first. The thing is, if you keep doing crazy risky shit ... eventually it explodes. Roulette is now my save-zone and black-jack if I'm not hammered. This contains the losses. ### REPLY: The rule of investing is Rome wasn't built in a day but the rule of trading is that Hiroshima was destroyed in a day. ### END.
### Comment: There's a great quote from some big shot investor that said something to the effect of 'When my parents are asking me about buying a particular stock, I know it's time to sell' ### REPLY: It was Joseph Kennedy talking about how he knew the 1929 stock market was over inflated and a crash was coming because he started to get trading tips from the shoe shine boy on the street. ### END.
### Comment: I can collect full benefits in about 2057 if they don't change the age. ### REPLY: “Full benefits” is a scam that usually works out cheaper for the government since people work until they have a foot in the grave. Sorry for Fools link but its the easiest article fo find on subject. https://www.fool.com/amp/retirement/general/2014/05/31/social-security-why-taking-benefits-at-62-is-smart.aspx I’m taking it as soon as possible. ### END.
### Comment: *10.40 ### REPLY: *104.00 ### END.
### Comment: The master flew into a rage - 'You're squandered your titties' and so it was written. ### REPLY: Boi, did you comment on a 3month old post ### END.
### Comment: There's a wire in the pic ### REPLY: Ya I can see too. Doesn’t mean shit. I would have been smart enough back then to realize there needs to be a connection ### END.
### Comment: It's not like any one will recognize it. People still don't like to admit Shkreli was doing a ponz ### REPLY: What kills me is he was on trial for defrauding investors, not the poor saps who needed the meds to live lol. SMH ### END.
### Comment: \>we You might be, I'm not. Also still not a really a real product. Just my opinion but you can be a bitch and downvote me. ### REPLY: Doesn't matter whether you have an fb account or not. You will get ads based on the interests of people you have in your contacts (if they have fb on their phone and have provided access to their contacts) ### END.
### Comment: Stop yoloing ### REPLY: Honestly wasn’t a yolo. Lol I had been bagholding for a while and haven’t touched my portfolio ### END.
### Comment: really love it when retarded cunts like you to pretend to know more than big players but hey its ok, the bull market wont last long and you will go back to delivering pizzas when that happens. ### REPLY: I'll make sure to deliver you a pizza from my new Tesla 😎🚗 ### END.
### Comment: 99% of the book is invest in teacup patterns. ### REPLY: lol ### END.
### Comment: \+ booze ### REPLY: i start taking dabs at 2pm MST when the market closes and don't stop until i fall asleep 6 hours later ### END.
### Comment: I'd love to know too. Sprites look like Fire Emblem, but I don't think that's right Edit: I'm retarded, it's definitely Fire Emblem ### REPLY: Sprites are from a time when it wasnt some weird dating sim ### END.
### Comment: open up the door, it's real who? ### REPLY: IV CRUSH ### END.
### Comment: Quick $MATH ### REPLY: Smoke $TREE ### END.
### Comment: Do you not know what sub you're in right now?? ### REPLY: This isnt where I parked my car. ### END.
### Comment: Apple has missed earnings by a lot in the past and still gone up... ### REPLY: Consider $PYPL who beat earnings and still had a 5% drop. This year's market is different. These are obviously all speculations. Nobody knows how it's gonna go. Just follow your heart haha ### END.
### Comment: I‘m not sure if iCloud will succeed in it‘s current development. I mean compare it with the growth of Office 365 or Amazon. Either Apple will buy a bigger product like they wanted to do it with Dropbox years ago. ### REPLY: I sign about a dozen people a week up for iCloud subscriptions, pretty soon just about every Apple user will be paying $.99/mo ### END.
### Comment: Doesnt matter. US banks have access to entire world’s bonds. You have to look at global yield curve not domestic. ### REPLY: Wasn't the correlation between US recession and yield curve inversion only for the US bonds yield curve? ### END.
### Comment: It might be the best move. Some 270 puts and a 330 call. ### REPLY: Would cost you about $6.75. Not terrible actually. Skew is high to put side, I'd maybe turn half of the put side into a spread to collect back some premium. ### END.
### Comment: I wish I could acheive ~70% nights sleep. Got anymore of that depression? ### REPLY: Side-effects from depression weren't worth the lengthy sleeps, I recommend CBD and/or cannabis edibles for a deep sleep, melatonin too if you really wanna bombard yrself. ### END.
### Comment: Was supposed to be 4.2 and they announce 4.1 and that itself will probably be rolled back I mean I got paid on all the hype as well but people on this sub are dumb and don’t know how economics work ### REPLY: That's the most fucked up part of these fake ass numbers. They are constantly adjusted. I mean what a great way to pump everything during news day. And then later when everyone forgets move it back the fuck down. ### END.
### Comment: Wait until you see the fees lol ### REPLY: For those who don't know - they're tiny ### END.
### Comment: Cool. Thank you - I'm never sure what is shorting, and what is just typical buying a put is a short? Also - is it common knowledge that Tesla has sketchy fundamentals? or is that something that you have to know folks at the factory/really do due diligence to be aware of? ### REPLY: These are thing you will need to learn on your own. Get to reading and watching lots of videos. Tasty trade has a ton of amazing free content btw ### END.
### Comment: I bet this dude is confused when he goes to the grocery store and buys two loaves of bread listed at $1.50 and gets charged $3. 'HOW?! MANIPULATION! THEY ARE $1.50! HOW CAN THIS BE?' ### REPLY: Farmers market manipulation ### END.
### Comment: >There has been a similar index created solely for Africa called the KFC Index. As the name suggests, instead of using a Big Mac, this index uses KFC´s Original 12/15 pc. bucket to compile its data. i dont even ### REPLY: my sides ### END.
### Comment: LMAO and this thread is acting like we're smarter than the guy in OPs screenshot ### REPLY: hey, at least mine's just a typo. ### END.
### Comment: Better a sheep than an asshole like you. Fuck off. ### REPLY: Sheeps get slaughtered. ### END.
### Comment: IV Crush ### REPLY: Nah dog. Ass To Mouth. Get a tongue in there and you won't get crushed. ### END.
### Comment: I'm glad you can afford shares now. ### REPLY: Thx me too ### END.
### Comment: Might still happen if you bought enough time to be right. It can still climb a bit in my opinion. ### REPLY: Oh def, I see it hitting $240 before earnings I bought Jan 19 options If it dumps, I'll probably drop $50k into June 19 calls.... Which means I should add more money to my account ### END.
### Comment: What kind of freak doesn't have 8 fingers on each hand?! ### REPLY: 7.5 ### END.
### Comment: I should have added /s ### REPLY: No, don't --it helps me tag retards ### END.
### Comment: *Crash ### REPLY: The fact that everyone on here is super convinced that Tesla will crash makes me want to just shove all my cash into calls. ### END.
### Comment: The infiniti QX4 had a VQ by 99 or 2000. ### REPLY: Just looked it up, 2001! Didn’t know it was that early, typical nissan to develop a motor for their SUV/Trucks and put it in their sports cars. Haha ### END.
### Comment: Well no, because I have 5k in puts. If I were at all positive about TSLA I would be buying a straddle though since I really think it's going to move more than 5%. Obviously if it ends up mooning more than 5% I'll wish I had bought a straddle but that would be hindsight bias when it happens. I am never buying straight up calls in a dogshit company like TSLA so that isn't a consideration for me even if I end up being wrong. ### REPLY: TSLA isn’t dogshit. It might be overvalued but it’s not dogshit. ### END.
### Comment: #THIS LETS YOU 100X THO BASICALLY SINCE YOU'RE GETTING 100 STOCKS FOR THE PRICE OF 1 CONTRACT AS LONG AS YOU MAKE THE MONEY TO COVER THE CALL IN THE INTERIM THEN IT'S LIKE BUYING THEM IN THE FUTURE AND THE PREMIUM IS LIKE THE INTEREST ON THE LOAN. A CALL CONTRACT IS JUST SAYING YOU'RE GOING TO BUY 100 STOCK. IF YOU ALWAYS EXECUTE THEN YOU CAN IGNORE THE GREEKS AND SIMPLIFY THE MATH #IT JUST TURNS INTO A HEDGE AGAINST A DRASTIC PRICE INCREASE ### REPLY: Hmm. ### END.
### Comment: But did they lose less money ### REPLY: Nope, that’s the worst part. ### END.
### Comment: Don’t try to talk sense with people who have brainworms ### REPLY: I'm glad to see that WSB is at least smarter than the 40% of Americans who are still proTrump. Or maybe you just need to have money to be here, lol. ### END.
### Comment: You guys are such amateurs. At the end of every workout cycle, he goes into a comma for 24 hours until the final rest-day is complete. Why would he count that? ### REPLY: , ### END.
### Comment: > a white boomer expat in Thailand? really makes you think lmao I can think of nothing that makes me 'think' less than this. He's in thailand because: food is cheap, housing is cheap, young women are abundant and hot. ### REPLY: There are dozens and dozens of countries with cheap food, housing, and beautiful women. White expat pedophiles overwhelmingly choose Thailand, though. Wonder why that could be. ### END.