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### Comment: sell. them. ### REPLY: Nah not yet ### END.
### Comment: Lol, what are you talking about? We DID get the Cefiro. That's a Maxima. It had a 3.0L vq engine in the 4th gen (1995-1999, I owned one), and in fact was ONLY sold with VQ30DE in the US. Between 1995 and 2015 you could not get a non-vq engine in a US Maxima!! ### REPLY: I mean at that point the 3.0 transversally mounted is out of my mind because generally people don’t think it’s fast or cool. And it’s a pretty different motor as far as features and layout, made in a different plant ect but ya got me on that one, didn’t think of any other layout besides 35/37 ### END.
### Comment: negatory. side note, im about to fuck her friend ### REPLY: My man. ### END.
### Comment: > stagflation: In economics, stagflation, a portmanteau of stagnation and inflation, is a situation in which the inflation rate is high, the economic growth rate slows, and unemployment remains steadily high. Yeah I don’t think anybody is screaming about that right now. People are more worried about bubbles (too late) and an out of control wage-price spiral (barely budged). ### REPLY: not *yet*. but im sure they would if we continued like this for 2-3 years without a rate hike ### END.
### Comment: This past winter was hell. ### REPLY: They all are. Even when you think you got over the worst of it in January it doesnt go away until May. The dragging on is the worst part of it. ### END.
### Comment: calm down Papa John ### REPLY: my nibba ### END.
### Comment: You don't like having 5 Papas and 2 Mamas? More presents during Christmas time. ### REPLY: dude i didn't say it was bad just that thanksgiving turns more into a cnn shouting match and im afraid of being implicated in securities fraud ### END.
### Comment: don't give them ideas ### REPLY: we will give as many ideas as required to take down the capitalist pigs ### END.
### Comment: I'd take new positions further out at the better price rather than averaging down on 8/17....often I'm too early and a week after I expire/implode it rockets after being down for weeks. ### REPLY: The week after earnings on AAPL I wanted to shoot myself. All my 167.5 and 170 calls expired and then Monday there was a fucking explosion. Lesson learned. I also got burnt on JD calls last year, not nearly as bad, but come January they would’ve been deep ITM... sigh Edit: LESSONS* learned. Good thing I’m still ‘young’ ### END.
### Comment: WSB ### REPLY: I bought it around the same. Only reason I made the jump was because I read about it here. Why tho. ### END.
### Comment: There's still plenty of time, no worries there... but worry a little. \- Another unhappy NVDA call owner ### REPLY: Dumped mine for even money after holding them for over a month - I'm done with NVDA for a while... ### END.
### Comment: Oh I don't want to DO this shit, I just want to understand these posts so I can truly appreciate them. I don't have the 'fuck you' money to take that kind of risk and be able to sleep at night. I'll look up those videos cause I do want to know how these systems all work. My father went bankrupt in his 30's shorting stocks so I am real fucking wary. ### REPLY: You can invite your dad to this subreddit, he’s more than welcome here ### END.
### Comment: What about my 8/3 $200 calls ### REPLY: I got 8/3 $215 as well, forgot about them ### END.
### Comment: 🤷🏻‍♂️ just saying it’s not zero sum. ### REPLY: Lets see, you dont use pandora or spotify or apple music, but something entirely else. Seems zero sum to me. He's saying people dont use spotify and pandora, but usually one or the other. You missed the point entirely while simultaneously making his point. ### END.
### Comment: > The Army spent 54x their budget in 2015 Holy cow! Really? Where did they get that much extra money?! ### REPLY: It's all essentially ran on a system of credit. ### END.
### Comment: Im confused. Are we talking about the market or my life? ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: None of us has $200k or whatever. But, lots of us have $10k. Let's have a bunch of us do that and democratically make a dank tank ### REPLY: Are you kidding me? Plenty of our whales could buy a majority stake in this. ### END.
### Comment: Anything tech probably. Entire sector is period blood red. ### REPLY: When you see that period blood it's your sign to dive in face first. Both figuratively for stocks and literally for pussy ### END.
### Comment: Sell now trust me. The sooner the better ### REPLY: Ok just sold them to maybe I'll buy some snap puts ### END.
### Comment: Are you actually this stupid ### REPLY: I can go online and order one right now if I wanted to wtf are you talking about? ### END.
### Comment: over time, yeah. but it's like, 35 minutes and IV for both expiration dates is pretty much unchanged. and they are both like 50+ days out. my total theta on the position is like, -0.08 makes me so frustrated when the long call with larger delta, smaller theta still loses as much or more than the short call with less delta and more theta when the underlying increases over the course of a day. like god dammit. ### REPLY: Edit: I skimmed your post and misread the situation so my initial comment was not valid for your situation so I removed it. Although I'd be curious if your situation was due to low volume on those strikes and wide bid/ask spreads causing the value to not change as you would expect. Once volume picks up and you get closer to expiration and those bid/ask prices tighten up I think this situation would clear itself up. ### END.
### Comment: $0 those are called shares ### REPLY: u r smort ### END.
### Comment: FB is at the price I bought it 5 months ago, what the fuckerberg ### REPLY: I know. It should go up. ### END.
### Comment: We don’t do too much talking but I’ll try to mention it. ### REPLY: Thanks ### END.
### Comment: Oh wait sorry. I was thinking of Merrill Lynch. They nailed it. Makes me feel better. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/09/merrill-lynch-market-sentiment-indicator-is-still-bearish.html ### REPLY: Someone is always gonna nail it ### END.
### Comment: I'm waiting for my weekend SPY straddle plays to come back on board. I doubled my account between Feb 15 and Easter weekend. ### REPLY: Hi Fartbiscuit, can you please expand on your strategy. ### END.
### Comment: Literally caused by Wallstreet expecting WAAAAAAY too much from tech stocks. *Wallstreet bro does a line of coke* 'If any of the FAANG stocks don't meet my conservitive expectation of 1000% increase in a week, then tech is dead and I'm selling EVERYTHING' ### REPLY: Could also be that 200 P/E ratios are still bad even though it's not the year 2000. ### END.
### Comment: Yes and I got out with a small profit. ### REPLY: Nicely done ### END.
### Comment: Recipe ### REPLY: Give him a break, he hasn’t slept in days and has been been drinking Four Loco that’s years past its expiration. ### END.
### Comment: God bless AVGO ### REPLY: Just cashed out today, probably will double again tomorrow, going to try and ride the daily spikes and falls. I see it consolidating here for a couple more days before another (hopefully) leg up to $240 ### END.
### Comment: I was like wait this seems familiar. Another PETS DD recently on it cratering after earnings (which it did) https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/90gwsa/puts_on_pets/ seems kinda early to be buying in already heh ### REPLY: >$PETS BTFD ### END.
### Comment: You haven't followed the cult of the South African? ### REPLY: Sorry, I do get it now. Monday. ### END.
### Comment: Feels good to be green here for once ### REPLY: Dividend faggots unite ### END.
### Comment: Short $WSB ### REPLY: Long u/haupt91 ### END.
### Comment: Coming soon AMD to 25! ### REPLY: Please no. ### END.
### Comment: See this is why I want to learn, I understand like a quarter of what you just said lol. I'm going to YOLO eventually but I'm not going to fuck up my pretty comfortable life while doing it. What is a covered call? What does FD stand for? How much dick can you eat if a call option goes sideways? ### REPLY: 1. writing call options on shares you own 2. friend dinners, bi-weekly events where we all go to TXRH and hang out 3. depends on your appetite ### END.
### Comment: Currently looking at FB down almost 4%. This shit is hilarious. ### REPLY: Laugh at my misery bitch ### END.
### Comment: Compare AMD mcap to intel mcap all the while intel is shitting the bed and you'll see why AMD is still crazy undervalued. ### REPLY: Sure but the markets will usually correct after big moves like this. If your blue chipping AMD you shouldnt worry but wait for the next dip before buying in ### END.
### Comment: Same bro. Hopefully you didn’t get $195 and $200 strikes like me... ### REPLY: I bought 165C 12/21 am i fucked or nah? Cuz im down like.. 30% lol ### END.
### Comment: This is typically their worst quarter anyway, no sports everyone is out eating tendies on their grills; and Johny Schnatter is on the conference call handing out hate like free pepperoni. ### REPLY: Shit, you're right. PP John's *shareholders* are fucked. ### END.
### Comment: Press ‘S’ to pay respects ### REPLY: Respect now with 1-Click. ### END.
### Comment: I just bought puts. The market is going to go up now ### REPLY: thank you for your service ### END.
### Comment: Jesus Christ how OTM are those? ### REPLY: Atm 7 dollar strike ### END.
### Comment: Got me some TQQQ puts Friday. AAPL needs to miss and send this market to hell. ### REPLY: rofl ### END.
### Comment: don't they still have defense contracts? idk if its the same companies ### REPLY: $rgr ### END.
### Comment: clearly robinhood is miscalculating the equity, it says he only bought 20 shares. He should only be in the hole 1000 bucks TOPS ### REPLY: Market manipulation at it's finest. ### END.
### Comment: My 1/19 $30 calls are certainly hoping so ### REPLY: My 8/17 $30 calls are certainly hoping so ### END.
### Comment: They need to monetize Venmo for that growth to be worth something. ### REPLY: Don’t they make money off money in Venmo wallets? ### END.
### Comment: This didn't age well. Dude made out like a bandit ### REPLY: Exactly, I’m baffled he did it twice 😂 ### END.
### Comment: You have shares? If so thats not a bag ### REPLY: shares yea...I just don't want to hold on to them if they are gonna lose a shit ton of value for the next couple weeks ### END.
### Comment: I got a apple phone to do some development. Someone stole my charger, so I went to the Apple store and it's $40 for a charger plus tax. I'm selling the phone and buying some puts ### REPLY: Bruh by third party, long $AMZN or Long $BABA if you wanna be super cheap. ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: A ### END.
### Comment: > now down 60% before cashing out. Buy high, sell low? ### REPLY: I’d say I bought medium, fucked up not selling at the high fuckin twice last week and then didn’t want to bleed down to what would have been 80% down if I had let it keep going. ### END.
### Comment: Yep! Looking to roll my 8/31 calls for a profit sometime in the next few weeks. ### REPLY: When did you buy these? Mine have been eating shit since last Thursday. 8/31 $104C ### END.
### Comment: $20 a piece ### REPLY: '20 a piece' ..you bought 1 call lmao getfo ### END.
### Comment: Care to explain bruv? I see it going sideways most likely in which case I’ll sell for a small decay loss, but calls were very cheap. It’s a gambling move but I really dont see it dropping too much if they do miss ### REPLY: Down 4.5% AH ### END.
### Comment: Nobody is telling anyone to act on their articles. I, for one, am very interested in some of the things they write about that all the rest of those garbage PC websites are probably prohibited from ever mentioning. Dont conflate market doing its own thing with investing advice, of which ZH offers exactly zero. I'd call copy and pasting the latest trump tweet on Bloomberg much more low effort ### REPLY: They put next to zero thought into any of their articles. They want clicks (obviously), and fear sells, especially with new investors in this market. I mean, good for them for coming up with a good business model, but it's still shit journalism. ### END.
### Comment: I am a fan of these 20.5 and 21 calls for aug 3rd but 10th is a safer bet. ### REPLY: Man when I say roll over, I mean something that isn't going to Theta fuck you. Unless you want to lose all your money buy like Jan2019 calls. ### END.
### Comment: Roll them back to a later date my guy ### REPLY: so sell lower buy low? ### END.
### Comment: >Aapl to be final bastion of defense or initiate small tech correction. If AAPL can't meet analyst expectations expect a big correction, it means that even blue chip tech isn't safe and that analyst expectations were way too high. ### REPLY: Gonna pickup some 3 month puts on various tech tomorrow just in case. ### END.
### Comment: Haha good thing is it recovered in the last hour. Green tommorrow ### REPLY: I really fucking hope you're right. ### END.
### Comment: Idk when you bought it but I don’t see it falling more ### REPLY: stock was at like 176 when I bought it. ### END.
### Comment: What ### REPLY: Must mean 280 lol ### END.
### Comment: That’s really cool stuff, being into the aftermarket and competitive racing aspect, everything that goes into original manufacturing is basically black magic and cool as fuck to me ### REPLY: The funny part is, I always thought that cars are so complex nobody could conceive of it all to design it... And the trick is, nobody does! Everyone knows their little piece, its inputs and outputs, and nothing more. Speaking of legendary engines I know people from the legendary Chrysler 2.7 team lol ### END.
### Comment: bump ### REPLY: rip ### END.
### Comment: Play me the worlds smallest violin :). I am just updating people because they are probably curious if I have killed myself ### REPLY: With that kind of money you can probably buy the world's smallest violin yourself ### END.
### Comment: not *yet*. but im sure they would if we continued like this for 2-3 years without a rate hike ### REPLY: Fuck outta here with that 2-3 year nonsense, I just need my Jan 19s to finish green ### END.
### Comment: I’ll take a lap ### REPLY: Sounds good, I’ll see you in the showers. ### END.
### Comment: You are holding shares bro. Relax. Unless it's fully margined lol. ### REPLY: Ya and I'm super long on it too. I'm just worried about the rest of the market if something goes wrong. ### END.
### Comment: I know this sub is more meme focused, but I'd seriously recommend 'Millionare next door' which I recently read *Really* changed my perception on how a lot of people live. It's funny how LSC is anti consumerism, yet millionaires barely consume higher, if at all. It's such so hypocritical to buy status items to pretend to be rich, while you're buying it on credit and have no way to afford it and it doesn't even add value to your life. ### REPLY: I take a bit of time out of my day to not be a sarcastic autist, so I'll actually check the book out. It legit sounds interesting. Thanks for the rec ### END.
### Comment: Picked up AMZN today. Will buy more if it continues to tank. ### REPLY: You don't think Amzn shares will tank to greater depths in the next few months? ### END.
### Comment: Obama was the first president in history to never have a year of 3% growth ### REPLY: Actually that would be Herbert hoover, but sure, let's quibble that a guy who took office after annual gdp hit -2.7% and after a quarter which hit -8% only ever hit 2.9% annual gdp. But zomg he never hit 3% obummer worst president evarrrrrr. You are seriously retarded. ### END.
### Comment: Will do.. lol ### REPLY: Tell me before so I can get fd pypl calls ### END.
### Comment: I wonder how much my 1 $17 breakeven call (jan18) would be worth if that happened. ### REPLY: If it happened before then, roughly $110k ### END.
### Comment: No your lee0pard ### REPLY: You're* ### END.
### Comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8ze0hl/get_ready_to_laugh_at_netflix/?st=JK8D3I4A&sh=e937af75 ### REPLY: I've seen you link this thread at least 3 times now. We get it, you were right. ### END.
### Comment: Never seen it but it sounds like WSB the movie ### REPLY: Everything that say doesn't make sense if you have any sort of knowledge about the stock market. ### END.
### Comment: That post having 20k upvotes and gold is making me lose whatever faith in humanity I had left.. ### REPLY: > complains about the excesses of capitalism > gives random man on the internet a gold sticker to virtue signal harder, while simultaneously giving $3 to a multimillion dollar social media corporation just like the one he was complaining about in the original post the ride never ends ### END.
### Comment: They think their way of thinking is revolutionary, no less ### REPLY: to be fair, those levels of autism are completely unprecedented. give credit where credit is due. ### END.
### Comment: I’m still confused. Can you explain? ### REPLY: No google it ### END.
### Comment: I'm actually planning on switching to iPhone when they get a new model this fall. Hopefully it will be cheaper than $800, otherwise will just get 8th model. Android user since the beginning. ### REPLY: Why? ### END.
### Comment: I still have some feelings for you PoopFace. Left pictures is earlier today after I sold half.. the right pictures is before proving I had 810 shares. https://imgur.com/VLKp6Wp ### REPLY: Oh look, your account balance is down ANOTHER 6K from the last time you showed it. Sounds like your doing well! ### END.
### Comment: I wanted you to be mod but I was overruled by the ancient ones. Unfortunately occasionally the things I do get undone cuz that's life. ### REPLY: You gotta stand up for what's right. Where would papa Musk be if some mod told him to be an Ox Herder in south Africa? You think he'd send a car to Mars? I don't think so ### END.
### Comment: [https://i.imgur.com/8go169e.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8go169e.jpg) Since you're such a special fucking snowflake. ### REPLY: I think I understand! this is going on my refrigerator ### END.
### Comment: You are the hero we don’t deserve ### REPLY: Can we make a 'best of' subreddit just for wsb? ### END.
### Comment: How could this happen to a business model with no way to make money? ### REPLY: Well, they wanted to sell the “data”. The money loosing part was supposed to pump the those subscriber numbers to have enough data to profit on. It was basically if WSB owned a company. ### END.
### Comment: fuck amc they have shit theaters ### REPLY: I like their theater more than Cinemark over here. Better reclining seats. ### END.
### Comment: It hit 20 this morning ### REPLY: i was asleep and i checked the market and when it was to late. Thought it would go back up after but it just went down. You think it would go back up? ### END.
### Comment: Bull fucking shit. Zuckerberg would've quit if he wanted to suck dick 24/7. FB is a massive time sink spent not sucking dick for him. ### REPLY: \^ this guy gets dick-sucking logistics. ### END.
### Comment: I have some $30 9/21 calls im the coolest ### REPLY: Samsies, we're eskimo brothers now : ) ### END.
### Comment: I mean, doesn't expire until January. This trade's not dead.... ask me tomorrow after $aapl reports though... ### REPLY: 10 expire 8/17/18, the other 10 expire 1/18/19 ### END.
### Comment: Ouch. Unfortunately you missed your exit. It's baghold and pray imo. Not worth it taking an 85% loss. ### REPLY: i agree even tho it sucks. baghold and pray works sometimes ### END.
### Comment: Don't I'm longing F and profit for once. ### REPLY: :( sucks 4 u ### END.
### Comment: ayyy, my ninja. Ive got straddles on amzn and aapl i entered at opening bell. Increased AAPL position as each leg ebbed and flow and avgd down on opposite Personally hoping puts win. Moves aside. Do you really think a resurgence would be healthy or tenable? ### REPLY: For my portfolio, yep. For a proper valuation of FAGMANABTNT? nope To keep on track with the macro everything bubble instigated by running QE for way too long? yeah I expect returns over the next year to be positive from where they are now. 5 years nah but what the fuck do i know i just shitposted a copypasta on a autistic stonk meme forum ### END.
### Comment: Guac is normally extra, but diarrhea is available throughout the year. ### REPLY: This is top shelf, should be top comment imo ### END.
### Comment: Don’t they make money off money in Venmo wallets? ### REPLY: They also make a 3% fee on all credit card transactions. They’ve also been adding a “pay with Venmo” option at multiple vendors. The company has a plan to monetize Venmo. They’re just slowing introducing it as to not ruin the appeal of the app to its target audience. I think their COO said on the conference call that 17% of Venmo users participate in a monetized version of the platform. That number will only grow. ### END.
### Comment: Hey we go both ways here buddy. ### REPLY: You stare at the balls. ### END.
### Comment: thats like.. lots of pieces ### REPLY: After a few more reverse splits it will only be a few pieces. Still less than $1 a piece, but only a few none the less. ### END.
### Comment: This man personally paid for 10,000 people to see Infinity War. What a nice guy. ### REPLY: Perfectly balanced.. ### END.
### Comment: This is their 'we called it' **if** it happens. ### REPLY: Aka, last week and every week. ### END.