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### Comment: I'm down ### REPLY: I'm in if we start it before AMD hits $20 so I can get 5 shares instead of 4 plus change with my $100. ### END.
### Comment: Hahahahahaha ### REPLY: Hahahahahaha ### END.
### Comment: the only winning move is not to play? ### REPLY: The autist *wants* to play. ### END.
### Comment: actually make a deal with the movie theaters so you are not selling every ticket to customers at a loss ### REPLY: AMC really hates them though ### END.
### Comment: He's here on WSB right? ### REPLY: Can confirm. Am OP. ### END.
### Comment: Can't have a Roth IRA if the total income is $183,000 or more. This is gonna get taxed as income this year. IDK how it's taxed after this year so maybe he could start one next year ### REPLY: Hmm can he do any sort of retirement account? I though anyone was eligible for IRA just only a certain amount i.e the first 64,000 you make or something like that. ### END.
### Comment: Let's see what happens to Google... I think the problem will be data driven businesses, not just social networking sites. ### REPLY: Google will be just fine. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks! ### REPLY: or even better, [this](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y) ### END.
### Comment: Get out ### REPLY: oh I get it now. ### END.
### Comment: r/all = cucks ### REPLY: broke cucks ftfy ### END.
### Comment: tens of dozens! ### REPLY: One hundred score! ### END.
### Comment: Yeah well I'm down about 40% right now. If I can get somewhere to break even in the next week or two I'm probably going to try and close it out. Figures I have a winning streak, gain confidence, take a larger position and boom. Fucked. Lol. ### REPLY: 100 percent the same thing I did. I had finally broken even after trading my way up from 50 percent losses over the past month. Now I'm down 59. ### END.
### Comment: Slow bleed off until Keytruda data is released. Shorts are holding it down. When/if data is good, shorts will have to cover bigtime! Now is an excellent entry point if you believe in the science. ### REPLY: Nah I believe in it for sure! Waiting to see where bottom first though ### END.
### Comment: then my dog is an incel ### REPLY: Shit is it possible to trade options on virgins? ### END.
### Comment: >We Fuck off, commie. ### REPLY: That was obviously the royal we ### END.
### Comment: Well, I’m an autist. ### REPLY: Welcome to the party! Nice gains. ### END.
### Comment: It's not a loss if I don't sell. You'll see ### REPLY: I'm down 99.6% on this stock. Why do anything but buy? ### END.
### Comment: Thanks (I’m a newfriend who purchased calls without understanding entirely wtf I got into 😬) ### REPLY: Rip ### END.
### Comment: Anything can happen ### REPLY: Am I crazy to think that the AMZN calls in the $1,900's may work out? ### END.
### Comment: holy fuck... just refreshed my account and down 97%. How the fuck did that happen. ### REPLY: swag ### END.
### Comment: [fake and gay are his favorites](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/92f972/buy_options_they_said_it_will_be_fun_they_said/e35b1o6/) ### REPLY: ? ### END.
### Comment: If you buy FDs make sure you're sure it'll move the way you expect. FOMO will fuck you hard. Otherwise buy 3 or 6 or 12 months out. You pay a bit more premium but you have so much more time to sell at opportune prices. Theta decay is minimal. ### REPLY: Or you just buy diagonals and forget about theta for a while ### END.
### Comment: I have 3 sisters so that's 57% of the DD. Anyone else got sisters? ### REPLY: My girlfriend has 7 siblings (parents aren't even religious, just drank too much powerthirst or some shit). She has 4 sisters under 20. She said they all use IG way more than Snap now. If that's not some quality fucking primary research DD then I don't know what is. Puts on this mofo ### END.
### Comment: > since my parents are ~~so rich~~ **dead so** i can throw away 64k$ at 20! does that make you feel better? ### REPLY: Dude fuck you. ### END.
### Comment: How am I supposed to make ez gains tho? ### REPLY: $RUN calls, son, see the light ### END.
### Comment: Theyre trying to explain how the difference between color and charm works without getting into multidimensional calculus because its too complicated for anyone to click on their headline so they just use a turtle with a firecracker strapped to it instead ### REPLY: Thanks Bill ### END.
### Comment: i doubled down on MU after i saw the position held.....next week it should shine ### REPLY: That’s the ideal situation. But MU gonna do what it do. I’m super long myself so we ride or die together. ### END.
### Comment: Keep selling too soon on so many of my calls. At least I’m not down as much as the rest of you losers. ### REPLY: Sell me a twitter call daddy ### END.
### Comment: I’m holding through their earnings. Puts that is ;) ### REPLY: Boring ### END.
### Comment: Nice try SEC Edit: misunderstood your question I'm retarded. ### REPLY: That's ok, so was the question ### END.
### Comment: Rip ### REPLY: 1 was an AMD call a few days ago The other SQ call. *crosses fingers* ### END.
### Comment: So since you’re risk averse you choose the riskier alternative? ### REPLY: I never said I was rational. ### END.
### Comment: Do you at least hate your wife? ### REPLY: This is the hardest a reddit comment has made me laugh in a while ### END.
### Comment: I would love that. Revenge pizza ### REPLY: Id invest heavily in Revenge Pizza. Every Pizza you get a nude ### END.
### Comment: That Big Short Water Play ### REPLY: Hilarious ### END.
### Comment: u need to diversify ### REPLY: I did my doggy. Fb just happened to be a large portion of my portfolio at the time ### END.
### Comment: She's clearly into guys with Low-T so go for it ### REPLY: T stands for tendies, right? ### END.
### Comment: You sold 23k worth of naked calls? Ballsy ### REPLY: Not naked. They were part of a hedge against my leeps that worked out ### END.
### Comment: The winner would have to be vetted and cleared of any ties with r/personalfinance ### REPLY: Short ford for one fucking day and win ### END.
### Comment: Why are there rules against penny stocks? Seems like that would be right in line with the degeneracy. ### REPLY: Because then there would be a ton of spam. ### END.
### Comment: It’s called deposit. ### REPLY: Are there Puts? Whenever I put money in, the account goes down later. I would like to bet against $DEPOSIT. ### END.
### Comment: 300% in one day wtf ### REPLY: I got it when it was trading at below 62$ then it shot up to $73, I sold at $71 ### END.
### Comment: something something $TSLA moat ### REPLY: something something disrupting technology. ### END.
### Comment: Birb is the worb ### REPLY: and if that mockingbirb don’t sinb, he’s gonna buy me a diamonb rinb! ### END.
### Comment: Still Trying to get the starting 10k, had some real good picks, slowly edging on that goal, then poof I realized I probably shouldn’t be doing this. Still gonna tho. ### REPLY: just buy amazon and wait a year ### END.
### Comment: Hurr they're gonna sell user data durr once enough people sign up they'll have leverage *gargle balls* totally normal to expect people to sign up and not use it *chugs semen* ### REPLY: Although I agree with your assessment, there are many gyms that do quite well with that model. ### END.
### Comment: it really be your own niggas -papa john ### REPLY: https://imgur.com/a/XsTt2CY ### END.
### Comment: Buying cheap leaps on dips or runs is the next logical trading strategy ### REPLY: That's actually exactly what I'm doing. ### END.
### Comment: They were cheap as hell today so what’s another 200 bucks ### REPLY: Your seriously missing the decay that happens on unreasonable option plays...and if it’s reasonable, it’s expensive. ### END.
### Comment: My girlfriend has 7 siblings (parents aren't even religious, just drank too much powerthirst or some shit). She has 4 sisters under 20. She said they all use IG way more than Snap now. If that's not some quality fucking primary research DD then I don't know what is. Puts on this mofo ### REPLY: Where is the antithesis of that demographic, the weird nerds, going? We led the way on Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. Then the normies followed. ### END.
### Comment: Bent over. ### REPLY: Oh baby ### END.
### Comment: Covered options can be win-win. ### REPLY: covered options gtfo ### END.
### Comment: I wondered why that $105k guy didnt hedge his FB calls with like 2% of his position. He would have killed with a $2000 put or something... ### REPLY: If you hedge you're now betting on a vol play, IV prevents you from actually making money. Remember options is zero sum, you only make money for risk you take on. ### END.
### Comment: Hes right, its not gonna go up 20% in 2 months. ### REPLY: Or a price increase spikes the option price which he can sell. ### END.
### Comment: This one day is literally going to singlehandedly keep them in confirmation bias for the next 10 years ### REPLY: They were right when lil' Kimmy launched his impotence missile; they were right when...black blah...and by golly, they're right today. 5 days out of 53,839 is all they need to get by. ### END.
### Comment: There is only one guy that posted a million dollar screenshot in the history of this sub and that is a XIV blow up. ### REPLY: Marty posted when MU was up and he hit 2.2m. Read your scripture and pray to Saint Shkreli. ### END.
### Comment: I read some article from a fund that was into them where they complained things that could have had such an impact should have been brought up sooner. Who knows. These sort of law suits don’t ever pan out from what I’ve noticed. They happen all the time. ### REPLY: yeah I agree they happen all time and usually end up with nothing, especially with big companies (FB is 5th largest) ### END.
### Comment: Google still owns 7% of Uber as far as I know ### REPLY: I believe they sold a significant portion of that during the SoftBank tender. ### END.
### Comment: Lolololololol ### REPLY: [Rofl](https://youtu.be/zyL3VeyO9a8) ### END.
### Comment: “Just curious how it works” >Trades 1.2 million worth of shares ### REPLY: just testing the waters ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but those were huge bubbles. He fucked up this bad during an amazing bull market ### REPLY: Pour that salt right in ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, then sell the movie rights after 7 seasons of the reality TV show. We could wait a couple days for Helios to be worth like $800k. Hell, even if we just jacked up the prices to $40/mo and made it good for 10 tickets/month then it would be putting the company on a better path. ### REPLY: Dont forget at least 1 porn parody could be made. ### END.
### Comment: I love the stock, but not the drop from 16 to 14 so quickly. ### REPLY: We call that opportunity son ### END.
### Comment: Id invest heavily in Revenge Pizza. Every Pizza you get a nude ### REPLY: Just no cheese pizza though ... ### END.
### Comment: In all seriousness, an 'FD' is well-respected wall street jargon for 'Finanicial Derivatives,' but everyone thinks it means 'fantastic deal.' ### REPLY: >Financial Dickrivatives ### END.
### Comment: So the equivalent is this sub averaging down on a loser. ### REPLY: Ouch, too real ### END.
### Comment: You really like to trash talk ### REPLY: I do ### END.
### Comment: You’ll Never Guess What Happens Next ### REPLY: Im a founder now. I agree with this and would be happy to help I know a bit of python if you need a hand i would be happy to help. ### END.
### Comment: I dunno but I think I like it ### REPLY: I do too except the client base that would most likely use this service doesn't have any money. I've never thought 'damn, I need a text message alert for my lotto tickets and I need expert player opinions on buying lotto tickets. Better put this all on my credit card!' This is why people are poor. ### END.
### Comment: It'd be an appropriate place for all the people who start shitty 'I'm up 7% on my $237 RH account' threads. ### REPLY: What if you're up 15% though? Asking for a friend ### END.
### Comment: Yessir ### REPLY: I am so happy you’re a WSBer, your haircut made me laugh until I cry, hopefully the rest of the sub knows ### END.
### Comment: Just bet on stocks that actually meet or exceed ER expectations but drop because of other reasons... ### REPLY: So pretty much this whole summer ### END.
### Comment: Can you post a videogame line chart so I can understand? ### REPLY: https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/learn/butterfly-spread Not a iron butterfly, but the concept is similar, videos at bottom is reading is an issue. ### END.
### Comment: Autism + MU $90 calls. ### REPLY: Lmao ### END.
### Comment: > 10yrs options? Maybe OTC. Which is the mximum timeframe? 4 years? ### REPLY: OTC is customizable. It can be anything you want it to be but you would have to get a counterparty. Let just say that RH don't support OTC markets. ### END.
### Comment: Thanks! ### REPLY: Don’t fuckin listen to him man I was cracking up, comedic gold. ### END.
### Comment: I understand that but I was curious because the calculator was showing that I would make a profit before then. I was also actually up 30% before even hitting 49.01 too but then it went south pretty fast. ### REPLY: Next time take the 30%. ### END.
### Comment: #FROM THE CEILING FAN ### REPLY: With I believe I can fly from space jam playing? ### END.
### Comment: Wait a minute, fill my cup, put some liquor in it. ### REPLY: Julio call the stretch!! ### END.
### Comment: On a serious note, has any one here actually checked out the AMD website as a customer? It’s absolute trash. They are on the verge of gaining an edge over Intel and their site has the user friendlyness of night-math class at a community college. I have no fucken idea what I’m looking at, Intel’s site on the other hand is crisp. How can we pressure AMD to have a non-nerd design their site?? ### REPLY: Now you know why Intel is in trouble. They hire too many marketing types and not enough engineering types. ### END.
### Comment: You can find free software that'll do the job, or you can find ways to cheat the trials paid software offers you. That's what I do. ### REPLY: Was a while ago but Adobe shut down one of its servers inadverdantly making a bunch of their applications free to download as their technical support for those apps were no longer being supported. ### END.
### Comment: LOL Shorts are spending 100x more trying to kill it. The media hate in the past ~3mo is a clear buy signal. Something about buying when fearful blah blah. TSLA is still on track for their long-game success. ### REPLY: Buying when fear is abundant in stocks with great fundamentals is a thing. AT&T for example is at its 52 week lows and a high debt load due to buying Time Warner but it is a good time to buy it due to their $25 billion in EBITDA and old timers staying in the stock due to their 6% dividend. Tesla however, despite all my good wishes for them displays the exact opposite. I would run here when fear is abundant. ### END.
### Comment: Bull fucking shit they don't care. Those $6.95 fees on E-Trade really add up! ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: He just stands there mouth agape. I have a theory that I think has a lot of basis: he actually has sonar and that’s why his mouth is open. But he’s pretending to search them so no one knows his super powers. ### REPLY: Lol wow, you must be right ### END.
### Comment: What would you suggest? This is my first stab at a video like this. ### REPLY: It was pretty good for a first stab. ### END.
### Comment: Can't make up my mind on a long or short put tho. you take a position? ### REPLY: I've got January atm puts ### END.
### Comment: Or a price increase spikes the option price which he can sell. ### REPLY: This. 👍 Didn’t realize Gordon Gecko and Jordan Belfort over there had no clue on how to play options. ### END.
### Comment: L ### REPLY: S ### END.
### Comment: You can't afford it ### REPLY: after these fb fd's i'll be able to right? ### END.
### Comment: > There isn't a chance in hell any marijuana stock will be $1k in 10 years, not even a cig company that pivots to marijuana will be that high. If you're looking 10 years out, I would look for ATM puts and write them. ATM puts? What's ATM sorry? ### REPLY: At The Money ### END.
### Comment: Was poor, could not drink that cheap shit called 'cola', only drank coke. ### REPLY: dont worry spend enough time here and youll be poor again ### END.
### Comment: And it's still fucking funny, you dumb shit, look at that, a fucking birb. Birbs can't even math, they are birbs! Can't even fucking count with their small sticky stick legs lmfao ### REPLY: Hey, fair enough. ### END.
### Comment: I bet they or their kids eat Pepsi owned cereal every morning too ### REPLY: Yeah they eat Doritos too. Long $PEP ### END.
### Comment: Boring ### REPLY: Haha why is that ### END.
### Comment: Lots of them don't expire until 2019, only some of them are earnings plays. ### REPLY: ah cool! ### END.
### Comment: What is MU trading at in your time? ### REPLY: $55 ### END.
### Comment: What are you doing with PayPal when $SQ exists ### REPLY: Was just playing ERs at the time ### END.
### Comment: Learn words ### REPLY: No u ### END.
### Comment: Thanks for calming me down. If the whole sub was short there was no way it went down. ### REPLY: That’s why I bought both calls **and** puts. It’s a guaranteed win! ### END.
### Comment: You are a sheep and believe everything they tell you. ### REPLY: Better a sheep than an asshole like you. Fuck off. ### END.