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### Comment: Really? I can average down another $15,000, and you are saying volatility won't spike again between now and September huh?? Really? ### REPLY: The window of opportunity to predict Volatility spikes is only minutes due to decay, contango, price deviation, and tracking errors. LoL, you really think that somebody would allow a two month projection window for a Volatility play? Even a rookie knows that is too long. How dare you say September? Even if you had the best spike in history at the end of September, Volatility ETN's would still be lower than they were today afterwards. ### END.
### Comment: So if i had short 1 dolar i would have 2.5 million. ### REPLY: Yes! ### END.
### Comment: isnt that the same concept this entire sub went in on fb with ? oh wait. i didnt read it. right on lol ### REPLY: I’m doing a contrarian survey ;) ### END.
### Comment: Rough day. I'm confident it will bounce back though. How many bios have you seen get FDA approval and then tank the next day? Lol. ### REPLY: It's not uncommon to see a run-up and sell-off to some degree as people take profit, but not like this. I don't think the extended halt helped anything though. ### END.
### Comment: small titty ### REPLY: good enough for army work ### END.
### Comment: Didn't they make money on the flamethrowers? ### REPLY: That was boring company ### END.
### Comment: They issue the stock to themselves in options ### REPLY: I got it, thank you ### END.
### Comment: The NASDAQ website is straight out of like 2010 ### REPLY: More like 2001 ### END.
### Comment: Just search Google Maps for any Goodwill on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. and you'll find some. ### REPLY: Fucking got em ### END.
### Comment: I understand there are retards here but I did not anticipate this much autism. It’s blinding. ### REPLY: no u ### END.
### Comment: banned? ### REPLY: Not yet. ### END.
### Comment: Pops bought me a 2500 fully loaded max everything MacBook Pro (touch bar too) but it’s slow af once it reaches 60% without the charger. Kinda blows if I don’t have my charger near me ### REPLY: Seems like your MacBook is under clocking itself due to the computer going on battery saver mode. You could probably change this in the setting and instead of putting your laptop on battery saver mode, put it on performance mode. ### END.
### Comment: See my previous comments. Was on vacation, laying on the beach having drinks brought to me while I was trading. Losing $9k stings a little, but I'm doing alright and could afford the gamble ### REPLY: Aren't you just out the 496 if these never hit the strike price? ### END.
### Comment: And then kill yourself when it spikes to $91 right ### REPLY: Duh ### END.
### Comment: If you gave me $10,000 dollars dollars so I could buy toys for orphans and you watched me deliver $5,500 worth of toys what would you say? Would you shrug and go 'I suppose that's the cost of doing business' or would you ask me what the fuck I did with the other $4,500 dollars? ### REPLY: $10,000 is not a very large entity, seems unfair to compare the efficiency with a much larger cause like trying to eradicate malaria. ### END.
### Comment: They know the numbers, not how the market will react. ### REPLY: Anything but perfect and they’ll take a swan dive after hours. Like the rest of the Tec sector this q’s ER ### END.
### Comment: It all worked out just fine and there were no catastrophic injuries? Then he bought a Charger? ### REPLY: He bought a charger? Dude he said he was a schoolteacher not an e2 in the military ### END.
### Comment: Don’t forget about dragging AMZN and MSFT with it. ### REPLY: And take FB and NFLX off life support. ### END.
### Comment: > Everyone is worth more than $15 though. Well yeah, if you sell them for parts. ### REPLY: Even then...eh.... ### END.
### Comment: They believed in FB too ### REPLY: Dude you're really fucking with the vibes here man ### END.
### Comment: Strip clubs have a 0% chance of making money. Super far OTM MU calls at least had a 1% chance. ### REPLY: >Super far OTM MU calls at least had a 1% chance. This is exactly how it works. ### END.
### Comment: their cars are absolute trash have you ever sat in a BMW? ### REPLY: BMWs are absolute trash have you ever sat in a 2006 Honda Accord? ### END.
### Comment: [PDF of the book if anyones interested](https://davidbeitler.com/temp/The%20Millionaire%20Next%20Door%20%5BBook%5D-MANTESH.PDF.pdf) ### REPLY: You’re a godsend ### END.
### Comment: Where’s my LAWYER~~~?!?!!!! ### REPLY: No lawyer works for $7.25 an hour.... ### END.
### Comment: are you trying to say you have more than 3 friends? ### REPLY: huh? ### END.
### Comment: i need this to drop so i can buy the next new iphone ### REPLY: You need your balls to drop ### END.
### Comment: I appreciate it, I’ll bring a share size of bleach. ### REPLY: I'm buying CLRX. ### END.
### Comment: Should've held on to the ones I bought Friday ### REPLY: Yep. I just picked up a few P puts though. Try my luck over there. Spoke too soon. They literally smashed the estimates looks like. About to go from +6% in minutes to crushed immediately ### END.
### Comment: As long as they have that dividend I'm holding forever... Never regret selling as it could have gone the other way and hind sight is 20/20 I have 1k shares of GE I've had forever, told myself I should sell at $26 after it tanked, then talked myself out of it Should have fucking sold. Dividend ain't worth shit now and it needs to go up 100% just for me to be where I would have sold it ### REPLY: Yeah there is that. Took three months for AMAT to come up for me. Thought it might never. GE... we had $100K last year (my husband worked for them) and I sold it all off in the fall last year and brought the account into Fidelity. Too close for comfort. Here's hoping it recovers for you and all his peeps... ### END.
### Comment: what is it? ### REPLY: google it buddy ### END.
### Comment: This fills my quota ### REPLY: Oh my god I just browsed LSC for shits and giggles but... damn. It’s so wrong and they’re so stupidly self-righteous that it’s not even fun, it’s just sad and frustrating. And you can’t debate them. They specifically say no one can say anything against them there, which to me means they can’t even defend their own ideology. ### END.
### Comment: I know :( ### REPLY: On the bright side~~, you only have one option and the rest equity. Just set an alert and don't check it for a few months.~~ ~~I did the same through the $FB Cambridge scandal, and currently.~~ they might make you mod ### END.
### Comment: Haven't seen any blown motors from a bootmod flash and have been following and an owner for a few years ### REPLY: \>year of our lord 2018 \>still trusting BMW m series engines Nice rod bearings you got in that s65...would be a shame if something happened to them. Like normal use over a period of 50k miles lmao. edit: I'm way out of date, the S65 got killed off in 2013. New engine looks like it finally has okay rod bearings. P.S. lmao salty m car owners. ### END.
### Comment: Didn't he buy Apple? We shall see how good that holds today... ### REPLY: Yes I bought APPL ### END.
### Comment: This low volume today has me thinking that we are setup for a negative earnings report, but that we will trade slightly parallel tomorrow (unless they beat) and get wrecked by IV. I have 3 8/3/18 $6.50 puts and 4 9/21/18 $7 puts. I'm thinking sell the latter and let the 8/3's ride. ### REPLY: Up over 8%. Expected eps -$0.16 actual -$0.15.... ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, I don't think they've ever announced new products on a call. I'm expecting them to shit on memory prices by saying they have hit a top, so MU will dive even further. ### REPLY: Wonder if aapl is secretly pulling a vw/Porsche strat on MU 🤔 ### END.
### Comment: Better is arguable. AMC's allows for any theater type. MP is cheaper though. ### REPLY: Beyond including 3d or IMAX, AMC has no 2 week movie restrictions, and you can order ahead of time and not worry about an app working at the ticket window. I guess it is 5 bucks more, but I think they're getting hammered pretty hard. I also found out about another company called Sinemia through their negative press that seems to offer a similar service but with different tiers. ### END.
### Comment: Flashlight ### REPLY: 'Tesla invents portable light' ### END.
### Comment: Yea? Do you still like...jizz? ### REPLY: yes do you not know what a vasectomy does ### END.
### Comment: Won POTUS as a total outsider and facing 2x the spending and media propaganda. Such a tard. Those geniuses he faced were just.. unlucky. ### REPLY: No one is talking about Hillary. You fucking snowflakes just can't even talk about your boy without mentioning her. Shut the fuck up no one cares about HRC either. >Won POTUS as a total outsider and facing 2x the spending and media propaganda. Jfc is this the pres himself? Nice to meet you sir! Smart people. Very smart. Great smartness. ### END.
### Comment: When making the car costs 100k and you sell it for 60k... ### REPLY: But muh 30% margin pur car! ### END.
### Comment: Their bedsheets are to fucking die for. I will never buy sheets anywhere else after experiencing them shits. Hotel Collection master race/ ### REPLY: AMAZON FOR EVERYTHING!!! 0.3% MARGINS FOREVER!!!! ### END.
### Comment: Think of it like this. The soil is fertile, you think it'll grow great jumbo watermelons. So you barter 10 lemons for this watermelon field. But it turns out the field is only good for growing little watermelons. Still grows watermelons, but now no one will offer you more than 5 lemons for the field. ### REPLY: Much better, thank you. Though the lemons are still throwing me off a bit, I think I get it. ### END.
### Comment: buying your own shares sounds like a waste of money. I mean, you already own the company. /s ### REPLY: This is bad for $MU ### END.
### Comment: $42 duh ### REPLY: Yes lol. ### END.
### Comment: It's a teen fad overrun by old people. Itll fall off real bigly. ### REPLY: But by January? ### END.
### Comment: Have faith brother. You can’t be always wrong in binary bets. ### REPLY: Told ya lol. ### END.
### Comment: be thankful for the exposure I gave your dad, peasants ### REPLY: My dad took you to the cleaners! Musk on Saturday tweeted a link to a post on Edwards' website, which declared the 'Copyright issue: RESOLVED!' Edwards said the agreement with Tesla 'resolves our issues in a way that everyone feels good about.' https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/elon-musk-artist-settle-copyright-row-tooting-unicorn-56747400 ### END.
### Comment: You act like you knew what the trading range before it happened. Truth is no one knows these movements. The volume was insane. You can't predict that shit.. Don't act like there's professional scalpers in here and know how to trade a volatile , high volume range like that. You let it settle then enter. ### REPLY: Ever heard of scaling in/averaging down? I scaled in 175 down to 165 and sold at 178 the next day. Would have gotten out above 180 if I had woken up early enough, but I had a extended hours order at 184 that did not fill. ### END.
### Comment: Can I ask a dumb question.... what application is that in your screenshot? ### REPLY: Think or swim ### END.
### Comment: Aren't you just out the 496 if these never hit the strike price? ### REPLY: Yep that's it at this point. I'm so far down that I'm holding to expiration, why not ### END.
### Comment: \>implying thats not just a front for my South African diamond mining operation ### REPLY: I wanna contract 3k launches and build a hab at L1... you in? ### END.
### Comment: > world's largest fail network ### REPLY: Dunno bro, I used a couple superchargers over the weekend and they worked well. Plus, free road trip. ### END.
### Comment: Both of my alma maters have Apple Stores *in the fucking bookstore*. ### REPLY: Central Michugan Unv does as well. ### END.
### Comment: Which is still not 'tomorrow' ### REPLY: Doesnt matter anyway I missed market close like an autist ### END.
### Comment: Dont feel so bad i bought in at $24 as my sure bet for growth, panic sold at $18. Learnt my lesson, never sell if you are certain of why you bought... with that knowledge i rode Capita from 5.50 to 1.50. ### REPLY: A man after my own heart. ### END.
### Comment: I like AMC puts long term, moviepass cutting back almost going bankrupt, AMC cash burn from trying to compete with their own subscription program, this earnings should be fine, but Q3 will be one to watch ### REPLY: AMD puts for Q4 of this year or Q1 next year are a pretty good idea as well. Their cash cow TWD will have it's lead actor leave this season after 8 years on the show. Fans are pissed and I see their ratings dropping massively. Sounds a little ridiculous, but that's my train of thought as of now. ### END.
### Comment: He bought a charger? Dude he said he was a schoolteacher not an e2 in the military ### REPLY: Or an outrageously overpriced pickup truck. ### END.
### Comment: Nah, just lose the investment which is annoying lol. ### REPLY: Apple did well B) ### END.
### Comment: I’ll never buy another Apple product again if they crush earnings, MU starts to soar, and then he starts shit talking them. At a certain point I thought it was a tactic to get share price to tank so AAPL could just buy MU. And since we started this exchange MU has slipped half a percent for... reasons? ### REPLY: That ship sailed. They bought a piece of the Toshiba Nand along with SK hynix and bain capital ### END.
### Comment: If your 2nd worst trade is still in the green, you'll be just fine ### REPLY: He only made two plays ### END.
### Comment: It's helpful if you do it with like $15 AMD contracts, just to see firsthand how it works. Doing it with $250 faggies is pretty fucking dumb. ### REPLY: Well, OP didn't even understand the difference between a stock and an option so there you have it. He is however up 150% and I'm standing here with my fucking dick in my hand down 75% like a bitch. FML ### END.
### Comment: Insiders cant sell until 6 months After IPO ### REPLY: I didn’t look at the company. Just all around what I look at when trying o explain a drop ### END.
### Comment: Man that flair is brutal ### REPLY: Yours is so much more delightful ### END.
### Comment: Most of my friends are military and they have the same stories about bad spending. It's just like a 19 year old in sports getting more money than they've ever seen and not understanding what to do with it. Does the military have anyone that helps young soldiers with how they should save their money? ### REPLY: The stories and stereotypes are all there for a reason. I think there are financial services and advising available, it's a matter of finding time and motivation to organize all of that. I don't know for certain I'm not enlisting until the start of '19 ### END.
### Comment: These are just allegations. Jesus boy. ### REPLY: bruh yeah those are allegations but PwC doesnt has a good reputation. If you want recent cases see this - https://www.reuters.com/article/us-at-t-directv-now/pwc-must-pay-fdic-625-3-million-over-banks-collapse-u-s-judge-idUSKBN1JS2CB ### END.
### Comment: They were talking about the increase in China tariffs from 10% to 25% ### REPLY: Yeah, I just saw it, thank you. ### END.
### Comment: please dont, I am sure math will win at the end and I will be making good money on my puts. ### REPLY: I mean cool it's fine to hold puts, but why are you just spamming shit that is not affecting the price of the stock and is just made to bash Tesla? It's almost like you are upset that TSLA rose by like 2% today ### END.
### Comment: Is your position literally that out of 9% of the cuts, that no actual engineer was let go and that ONLY management was cut? ### REPLY: Uh, yes. I don't know why you don't think this is possible. When you 'trim the fat', you don't cut your competitive advantage by laying off engineers that produced the IP, lol. ### END.
### Comment: On the real, watch this video. They're for the most part usually spot on and thorough in their analysis https://youtu.be/5nZYo084P5M ### REPLY: I missed the news they bought Weebly. That’s pretty big future potential. ### END.
### Comment: Read their guidance. They are a bunch of fucking liars lol. Basically between Pandora/Spotify/Apple/google there are 125% subscriptions on the entire planet. (These statement are protect as forward looking safe harbor statements) ### REPLY: depending on their definition of subscription, active accounts most people have multiple services ### END.
### Comment: About Me: 'I will let you down just like my stocks let me down.' ### REPLY: I’ll go down on you like my portfolio. ### END.
### Comment: It’s down around 12% from recent ATH tho ### REPLY: Which explains uncertainty from investors before ER ### END.
### Comment: I'm selling mine end of day tomorrow. ### REPLY: Why? ### END.
### Comment: Maybe they buy their chips from China or some shit idk ### REPLY: That's not how that works. ### END.
### Comment: 👌👌 hang in there brother. I bet you could donate some seamen or plasma or some shit to buy some ramen 🍜 ### REPLY: >donate some seamen or plasma or some shit to buy some ramen 🍜 You're trading sea-going men for ramen? ### END.
### Comment: Well I'm a mathematical illiterate... You must be a cuck or fag? ### REPLY: He got u there u fag/cuck ### END.
### Comment: Why would you want my opinion after what I just wrote? Long WWE ### REPLY: puts. got it, thx ### END.
### Comment: You gucci ### REPLY: what about 35 8/10 at .65? ### END.
### Comment: Nope but id rather have the money than be broke and a mod ### REPLY: That's you. We all come here to see people make risky plays and absurd shit like this. Bring your sensibility to investing. I'm sure this autist has his 401k, Roth, rental property, and other boring shit already. I certainly got a huge laugh out of this. ### END.
### Comment: Dotard supporters are like the soybean farmers. Dotard ruined their life yet they still supported him. Good thing they are dying out ### REPLY: Dude, you guys are just playing the wrong shit. Get your head in the game. ### END.
### Comment: Jesus. I asked my dad for a cigarette yesterday and he offered to share one with me... ### REPLY: Smoke up Johnny ### END.
### Comment: Wow the intuition ### REPLY: Nah, this autist probably found someway to go $20k down with shares. Next step is playing with margin. ### END.
### Comment: DEFENSE ### REPLY: *clap clap* ### END.
### Comment: SEDG. With the recent beats by semiconductor giants, I feel confident in increasing my position in them. ### REPLY: Heavy in shares. good call. ### END.
### Comment: Ill do it for 20$ , honestly fuck it im bored. Just buy me a gatorade after ### REPLY: Keep the $20 and I'll even bring my own Gatorade. ### END.
### Comment: Sucks to be poor huh. ### REPLY: as a maccas cashier i just wonder where people pull 50 bucks for shitty food out of their ass and casually waste it on a 3.5$ water bottle containing .33l liquid ### END.
### Comment: Noticed there's huge open interest on the APRN OCT 19 2018 $3.50 C's you picked up. Any idea why that particular expiration/strike has such an inordinate amount of interest? ### REPLY: I'm pretty sure alot of people are betting on them either being bought out or having a surprise at earnings. I'm not exactly sure, I noticed the large volume and yolo'd with the rest. Hopefully it's not a lemming train. ### END.
### Comment: A fisting? ### REPLY: no that was yesterday ### END.
### Comment: That’s the current ban, but they are proposing the expansion to the entire corporation. ### REPLY: Well, I banned Kroger and all Kroger stores starting today. I let them know via tweet. ### END.
### Comment: That would take money to create. ### REPLY: Which he has in excess ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! November 30 2018 'Balls of steels play on $IQ with 1M!' ### REPLY: RemindMe! November 30 2018 'Balls of steels play on $IQ with 1M! ### END.
### Comment: You're welcome ### REPLY: This is good for Tesla. ### END.
### Comment: Wow, that is fascinating. I guess he's a billionaire, but I do find it fascinating that so much ink is spilled over what people say on twitter. ### REPLY: And somehow people think twitter wont bounce back. They control the narrative. They make ad revenue consistently. Long $TWTR. ### END.
### Comment: Can someone confirm or deny these Elon tweets I don’t wanna keep checking his real twitter fml ### REPLY: Its real ### END.
### Comment: They were once good before Spotify, where I can actually pick the song I want to play and not just hope it'll play. They really should just copy Spotify honestly and allow you to play whichever song you'd like. I also wish they would have implemented a 'favorites' where premium members could play the list of their liked songs on one station. I actually emailed them as a suggestion to this a few years back. Oh well... ### REPLY: Just out of curiosity do any of these services have a queue list where you drop in a song to play after the current one? ### END.
### Comment: Eh, UI matters to, and be able to put orders down on spreads is really nice too (especially when you can't afford to buy each leg as a single). I don't regret moving on to TW at all. ### REPLY: Robinhood allows spreads as a heads up all in one trade and commission free. You save an assload on commissions if you trade spreads, iron condors, and butterflies with multiple legs. ### END.
### Comment: Really catchy too. I swear I've heard it before but I can't think of where. ### REPLY: It was in the Financial Times last week. ### END.
### Comment: He previously had a cost around $34 for very similar number of shares - guessing he closed out the position and opened it up. ### REPLY: Yep! Closed previous position at 43. Bought it again cause it dipped to 40. But it continued to dip LOL. But I’ve been selling covered calls ever since ### END.
### Comment: What strike? I wrote 33s, hoping it slides by Friday so I can keep my way the fuck lower amount of IQ shares. ### REPLY: I try to get a dollar a share a contract. So whatever the strike is for that. ### END.