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### Comment:
So that people think you're reliable. This is just 'a small issue affecting a small subset of customers'
### REPLY:
https://status.robinhood.com
'You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means'.jpg
### END. |
### Comment:
I did, I assume that they did it to compensate for the issues earlier.
### REPLY:
Lol does anyone on RH even trade stocks?
### END. |
### Comment:
>This is a power move by Kroger due to Visa's strong quarter (ie we see you are doing so well that we demand a break). Kroger is gonna be fucked by this
Kroger does $150B in sales/year... Visa would still like their 1% of that.
### REPLY:
Visa is more popular than Mastercard and Kroger does not distinguish itself (imo) enough to justify inhibiting its customer's preferred payment method:
>Visa has 838.8 million cards in circulation compared to Mastercard's 388.4 million
>Visa processed 62.3 billion transactions compared to Mastercard's 25.4 billion.
https://wallethub.com/edu/visa-vs-mastercard/25872/
### END. |
### Comment:
Had 500 for a long while, bought 750 last April
Holding forever
### REPLY:
Buy low, sell never. I like it.
### END. |
### Comment:
this ain't 'nam
### REPLY:
probably some people here with the 1000% loss stare tho
### END. |
### Comment:
You lose faster with FDs.
### REPLY:
Waiting for the ER call all morning is a rush roulette just can't give you.
### END. |
### Comment:
I just shorted Elon Musk’s dignity. I’m hoping he insults Anne frank or something in the next week, I’ll make fucking bank.
### REPLY:
don't kid yourself. you KNOW that if he did that, the stock would still go higher.
### END. |
### Comment:
Each leg is capped at $10
$1/contract to open free to close
### REPLY:
even cheaper than it use to be. i remember when they first launched the platform to the public, it was $2.5/contract. $1 for a contract and no closing fees is fucking decent.
### END. |
### Comment:
>We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother;
### REPLY:
Man I bet you're shitting bricks right now. Up to $302 at time of this post.
edit: pRe EarNiNgS DoNt mEaN ShIt.
Eat a dick boyo
### END. |
### Comment:
Deal, as long as you agree to stop using “gay” as a derogatory term.
### REPLY:
You're in the wrong sub then
### END. |
### Comment:
Really hoping for a run up past $40 by 8/17
### REPLY:
Why tf did they dip?
### END. |
### Comment:
Very high. Analysts are retarded and boring.
### REPLY:
probably pedos, too
### END. |
### Comment:
Visa doing me all sorts of favors today.
### REPLY:
Get me the info here
I bought 141c because they were mad cheap, what's your thoughts
### END. |
### Comment:
They can't. No company can keep growing 70 to 80 every quarter year over year. No one.
### REPLY:
That’s not what I said. I don’t disagree. They need better profit margins and lower costs.
### END. |
### Comment:
Has the call started yet?
### REPLY:
5 PM
### END. |
### Comment:
Letter says they expect to be profitable
### REPLY:
calls win. It's been fun to watch the enthusiasm in the short position though. I enjoyed when that one guy bet his life savings against TSLA.
### END. |
### Comment:
Says the dude with 33 karma. Rip to your puts so far though
### REPLY:
Didn't you parents ever teach you not to kick a man while he's down
### END. |
### Comment:
314 now wtf
### REPLY:
317.5
### END. |
### Comment:
Tf is going on, Tesla missed earning by 10% and they start skyrocketing?
### REPLY:
Fuck tesla
### END. |
### Comment:
I have short positions. Here's hoping for some bad news.
This is killing me.
### REPLY:
sorry m8 but really I need this im fine if it opens at about 320-330 so I can exit and then drops for u
nvda killed me this week
my only hope is Elon doesnt screw up
### END. |
### Comment:
I tried to sell a put spread all day today and couldn't get it filled. Oh well.
### REPLY:
i sold one eod, big baller on this
https://i.imgur.com/QwkBPjH.jpg
### END. |
### Comment:
Nah. I expect it to expire worthless, but I want some skin in the game.
### REPLY:
> In the second half of 2018, we expect, for the first time in our history, to become both sustainably profitable and cash flow positive.
Start riding that like a porn star.
### END. |
### Comment:
you can win at this?
### REPLY:
Uhhhh idk i kinda thought I was doing it right.
### END. |
### Comment:
Participating in the system doesn't disqualify them from criticizing said system.
### REPLY:
Yeah, but that's like being a racist and chastising any potentially racists person everywhere you go. Kinda makes them look like gigantic hypocrites. Or just plain retarded....
### END. |
### Comment:
Ship them to the mountains of Cambodia to live in a commune with the remnants of the Khmer Rouge see how they like it.
### REPLY:
Nah, they only like communism that has been funded by capitalism. They don't like it when the capitalism money runs out and they have to live like shit.
### END. |
### Comment:
I have 0 faith it's gonna hit $100 by December 21.
### REPLY:
Hey I have $80's for 10/19. I'll join your prayer circle if you have one.
### END. |
### Comment:
Ppl get pissed buying options no matter the hour.
### REPLY:
I think people just get pissed
### END. |
### Comment:
that is crazy for sure, but knowing tesla you will get assigned on both sides lol
### REPLY:
lol options spit roast
### END. |
### Comment:
Robinhood was mad glitchy this morning. Every buy or sell option order said the total amount was $0.00. Check out /r/RobinHood for some of the fallout. Tbf they got it fixed pretty quickly.
### REPLY:
And next year, he'll be 6
### END. |
### Comment:
Yes, because buying a fitness tracker is a great way to feel like you're being healthy without actually doing any work
### REPLY:
Yup, so many fat people at my work have done this
### END. |
### Comment:
Ok so it 'rocketed up' because no one has put a bid on it at all. No one wants to buy it. **At any price.** But some dude is asking $3.90 for it so the average between 0 and 3.90 is 1.95
Yours sold because because someone saw the $0.20 ask price and said 'fuck it, why not?'
You're lucky you got any money at all.
### REPLY:
Thanks :D
### END. |
### Comment:
Low volume today will hopefully get erased tomorrow. There's been consistently high buy orders at open which should hopefully get us back on track.
### REPLY:
I’ve been seeing that too after hours and pre market have been good but retail hours have been shit. Makes me think the MM have faith while retail is taking profits and cutting losses. I at least have some time on this contract unlike the rest of my failing portfolio.
### END. |
### Comment:
Why would you buy a put on a stock near its 2014 pricing right before earnings and right before it announced giant joint ventures with the NBA and GVC?
### REPLY:
my puts are wayyyyy up over 125%
### END. |
### Comment:
I’ve already got the noose around my neck and my dick in my hand. Ready for either outcome.
### REPLY:
Apparently a common fetish.
### END. |
### Comment:
15. Screw off and let me play my squid game. :p
### REPLY:
Post portfolio
### END. |
### Comment:
bought about 1000 shares back then, $66/share at the time, pre-split.
### REPLY:
Pics or it didn't happen
### END. |
### Comment:
I mean even if he does at this point their production numbers must have people fucking erect.
### REPLY:
I guess. Rip my options
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm a pretty big TSLA hater but that TSLA vs Everyone else chart is F'n sexy.
### REPLY:
You have some pretty low standards on charts. The second line on it is literally useless.
### END. |
### Comment:
absolute value lookin strong
### REPLY:
And yet they're up. Great.
### END. |
### Comment:
TBF, AAPL closed today at 201.xx so it's not *that* far OTM, in retrospect.
### REPLY:
Yeah, but he's going to get fisted by theta.
### END. |
### Comment:
I've 138c expiring 8/17. Picked up at the last dip, up 20% at the moment.
### REPLY:
Dang, nice one man
It's my first option buy, at least I'm not losing very much!
I've mostly been messing with long hold stocks and have done pretty well
### END. |
### Comment:
I'm expecting huge cash burn which will cause panic.
### REPLY:
kek
### END. |
### Comment:
> CQQQ
Why have the ETF when you could just cherrie pick a potential top performer?
### REPLY:
More exposure, a little JD a little IQ a little whatever, if they are going to boom in general.
### END. |
### Comment:
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!
### REPLY:
RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!
### END. |
### Comment:
IV Crush will get you, post an update
### REPLY:
Will do. I was hoping for +/- 5% swing but not sure I am going to get that.
### END. |
### Comment:
Nice pull... but you know this thing is rocketing outside of your condor width right? It’s going either way $30... hope it doesn’t land just shy of your OTM calls/puts. Good luck!
### REPLY:
Maybe so, but it is looking good so far. I'm hoping I can buy the whole Iron Condor back tomorrow morning for $3 leaving me with $1 profit. On a risk of $6, getting 16% return on capital overnight would be a home run result.
### END. |
### Comment:
Never doubt big dick Musk
### REPLY:
Boi's got that shredder piece.
### END. |
### Comment:
As soon as he figures out how to build 5k cars a week in a tent lmao
### REPLY:
... with a box of SCRAPS!
### END. |
### Comment:
Why tf did they dip?
### REPLY:
Don't know man it's disappointing....however all hope is not lost, just a fucking long shot......
### END. |
### Comment:
There's an easier way to light cash on fire.
### REPLY:
That wouldn't be in the spirit of things, now would it?
### END. |
### Comment:
Except she does
### REPLY:
So does her boyfriend
### END. |
### Comment:
Stop criticizing yourself, thats our job you fuck
### REPLY:
/r/wholesomeabuse
### END. |
### Comment:
[Huge position over here](https://i.imgur.com/rt9B3kY.jpg)
### REPLY:
Prepare yourself to receive 73¢ two weeks from now, dividend pal!
### END. |
### Comment:
I bought 10/19 $20 calls at $2.06 a couple of days ago.....was not expecting the EIA to cuck me so hard today
Edit: O god my ashole
### REPLY:
I’m literally bleeding.
### END. |
### Comment:
nicely done but you obvi bought after earnings
### REPLY:
Yeah I didnt read your post, sorry boss.
### END. |
### Comment:
U mean lying through his teeth? Yea I guess
### REPLY:
I mean, I dont see Q3 profit completely impossible. They have been hoarding cars and ZEV credits. It could happen.
But they are toast for Q4 though.
### END. |
### Comment:
Is there any chance the short squeeze has happened already? Or does that movement only really happen during market hours?
### REPLY:
Shorts have to cover the shares they borrowed eventually. So depends whether they want to do it sooner or closer to expiry. So I have no idea. They could risk waiting, but the more it rockets the worse it gets for them obviously even though they are adding fuel to the rocket themselves.
### END. |
### Comment:
Looks like he made that call and Depak gonna sqeeze the shorts as hard as Elon squeezed them nuts.
### REPLY:
'We no longer need to raise cash. In fact we are going to start paying debt off and maintain a hefty cash balance.'
I expected moon guidance but holy fuck thats past the moon.
### END. |
### Comment:
First to 2, all while never making a profit.
### REPLY:
I miss the old Eron.
### END. |
### Comment:
I mean if TSLA earnings are any indication...
### REPLY:
OP's photo is me watching TSLA after hours today.
### END. |
### Comment:
If it stays at $330, then $1,235 profit of off $765. Not quite 100% but still.
### REPLY:
Cash out
### END. |
### Comment:
I hope so. I have 9 350 8/3 calls. Got them for like 450$
### REPLY:
Man if they hit 350 the limiter comes off as institutional shorts start to have to actually cover their positions.
### END. |
### Comment:
Selling order flow to HFT firms. Doesn’t bother me but bothers some
### REPLY:
Most brokers sells order flow....
### END. |
### Comment:
My point is that Kroger still accounts for about 1 B transactions/year. That matters.
### REPLY:
Yea but if Kroger gets a discount, does Costco get more? Any of their other big retailers?
You cant just give in
### END. |
### Comment:
I didn't get much lol. But IV was like 150%? I forget but they were high. My max gain is $210 lol. But free is free..
### REPLY:
$210 buys a lot of McNuggets...
Heck, you can even splurge and go to Chick Fil A.
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeah that shit ded ded ded!
Waiting for earnings call and switching to long dated puts depending on what is said.
### REPLY:
Hoyl shit, 12% AH.
### END. |
### Comment:
Don’t think you’ve watched amd earnings over the past couple years
### REPLY:
Nah, I've just started actively investing in the last year. I made a killing on marijuana stocks right before CO legalized a few years back and then stopped paying attention to the market until I had extra money I could start investing this year.
### END. |
### Comment:
Oh it's 4% now.
### REPLY:
Almost 10% now.
### END. |
### Comment:
I bought the same one for shits and giggles. Is it really possible that dumb fuckin play is gonna make us tendies?
### REPLY:
Should be eating good. Delta is pretty damn low so IV crush shouldn’t be much of anything. Theta is .3 so that’s meh and if Elon Long dick short squeeze happens we’ll be looking even better
I’m a full on autist though so take anything I say as false.
### END. |
### Comment:
I never suggested that? And niether does socialism. God you people are retarded. Socialism =/= communism in the same way that conservatism =/= fascism.
### REPLY:
No you people are retarded. You don't even know the definition of facism or socialism or communism.
### END. |
### Comment:
I did... Let's see if it pays off cotton
### REPLY:
It didn't pay off. MRO ran a marathon on my butthole
### END. |
### Comment:
what value?
### REPLY:
Boring question, NEXT!
### END. |
### Comment:
https://i.imgur.com/Acn3RRY.png
thanks bae and senpai Elon
### REPLY:
zesty
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s up 1% now. We won’t really know how this thing pans out for a few more minutes. That being said, I may need that F back.
### REPLY:
RIP
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeah and particularly during the period before midterms
source: https://outline.com/www.wsj.com/articles/why-stocks-cant-wait-for-the-midterms-to-be-over-1525659540
just look at that chart w/ the dow returns by season got dam
### REPLY:
Ya but we had a positive may June and July in mid terms year. The last times that happened was 54 and 58 and the market rallied hard into years end those years so CNBC or Bloomberg (forget where I read it, who cares) wants you to buy more stocks because this super stupid fact exists.
### END. |
### Comment:
Did he actually say that?
### REPLY:
Yes
### END. |
### Comment:
No its like owning a used car. I love it, but its got some problems. Aknowledging the problems doesnt immediately mean i have to get rid of the car. You give far too much credit to capitalism while completely misunderstanding the underlying argument here.
### REPLY:
You're not pointing out flaws, you want a complete overthrow with no solutions in place for the problems.
### END. |
### Comment:
don't think tsla will push an entire index one way or another.
### REPLY:
tsla is also not a part of the S&P
### END. |
### Comment:
Elon Musk is like a character from Always Sunny.
### REPLY:
#RUM HAM!!!
### END. |
### Comment:
He gave forward guidance of raising EPS by $3/share when their EPS was fucking negative
Then said they dont need to raise money any more and will now be paying off debt and maintaining a heavy cash balance.
Tesla promised it would be profitable and now it actually will be (according to Elon). Its game over for the shorts
### REPLY:
Except they spend more money % wise than the extra they make. If they bring revenue up 50% their expenses went up 75%... I don't believe they will be able to fulfill even half of these promises about profitability in one quarter, but what do I know, I'm the dumbass who bet 1k on red for this call.
### END. |
### Comment:
Thats like telling people on the Titanic not to mention the giant hole in the hull if they plan on staying on the ship. Its not possible man. Where do I save money for retirement? You act like I'm the one who doesnt understand but youre the one being incredibly unrealistic.
### REPLY:
Retirement is a capitalist concept. There was none of that Shit in feudal times. No retirement for you.
### END. |
### Comment:
probably exceeds it once you factor out the valueless 'goodwill'
### REPLY:
Or the nearly valueless 'property' and 'plant' and 'equipment'.
### END. |
### Comment:
Whats the meta?
### REPLY:
Low energy, low effort.
### END. |
### Comment:
>optionsprofitcalculator.com crashed from people trying to figure out their losses
[http://www.optionistics.com/calculators/option-calculator/TSLA](http://www.optionistics.com/calculators/option-calculator/TSLA)
### REPLY:
that thing is confusing as hell, optionsprofitcalculator just gives me the profit this thing gives you some nerd shit
### END. |
### Comment:
Tore them a big couple assholes over customer support emailing
### REPLY:
You know the customer service employees aren't the ones who fucked up.
### END. |
### Comment:
And premium sellers are happy :)
### REPLY:
My one covered call is happy. $100 towards tendies if it doesn't get to $72 by Friday.
### END. |
### Comment:
Hey I have $80's for 10/19. I'll join your prayer circle if you have one.
### REPLY:
Welcome to the club my guy, were riding this shitstorm together.
### END. |
### Comment:
And next year, he'll be 6
### REPLY:
He is been 5 for a few years now.
### END. |
### Comment:
Now this is real dd.
It's all about 'being fit' and 'counting steps' without actually having to make any lifestyle changes.
### REPLY:
Any smart watch does the same thing, though
### END. |
### Comment:
I haven't been able to see my positions for a week. Without going straight to the stock. They said they dont know what's wrong but working on it. Ever heard of this?
### REPLY:
Yep, that’s called “we have no idea who that developer was, but we don’t work with that boutique vendor in Bangalore anymore and they didn’t document shit.”
### END. |
### Comment:
Teach me your ways. Do you use the advanced trader platform?
### REPLY:
Yeah I use Active Trader Pro from fidelity and its great
### END. |
### Comment:
Is there any source behind this?
### REPLY:
doubt it. that u/jeff_the_old_banana account is 5 months old and mostly posts low-effort comments without ever linking to sources. Mostly just he writes about how strong and great Trump is.
### END. |
### Comment:
U
### REPLY:
>life savings = 1 month of lving costs. git gud?
K
### END. |
### Comment:
I don't understand how people don't see thru this. It's an injustice to actual legitimate firms that make a profit.
### REPLY:
https://youtu.be/WqSTXuJeTks?t=2m5s
### END. |
### Comment:
$75 seemed possible at one point.
### REPLY:
Thus $90 calls
### END. |
### Comment:
Holy fuck projected EPS increase of 3.0
Moon incoming for sure
Edit: 320 and rising, shorts are fucked
### REPLY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPIdRJlzERo
### END. |
### Comment:
I will in the future! I gotta think of some new video ideas...
### REPLY:
I thought the dialogue here was really well written! Anyone with an interest in finance would understand it and laugh their ass off (assuming the tendies stuff doesn’t confuse them). They don’t all have to be so WSB specific (eg using WSB language).
### END. |
### Comment:
That's cool, they're like the exact opposite of your mom.
### REPLY:
really?
### END. |
### Comment:
3/4th of this position is margin debt
### REPLY:
OK, that's good WSB material. Good job.
### END. |
### Comment:
YOU'RE FUCKED BUDDY
### REPLY:
If 7K is OP's life savings, he was already fucked. Now he's getting DPed.
### END. |
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