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### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### END.
### Comment: Fucking nerds fucking cursing like a motherfucker. ### REPLY: Watch your fucking language this is a family sub. ### END.
### Comment: I think MU has the possibility to be like AMD. The whole 'Why are you playing AMD?' is nowhere to be found. Yet if you pitched AMD in April you would have been mocked. Just gotta be patient. ### REPLY: I was actually thinking the same thing. MU really is the new AMD. ### END.
### Comment: Yea but you could def buy the majority of Americans Catholic churches/priests ### REPLY: To buy the majority of priests you just need a choir boy with tight pants and a free afternoon ### END.
### Comment: 4 contracts means I bought the right to buy 400 shares at a set price. Watch a few YouTube videos on the topic. Get to the point where you know what the Greeks are, and what IV crush is. Should only take a few hours ### REPLY: Thanks, will do! ### END.
### Comment: are you saying you want those low paying manufacturing jobs back in the US? also USAs gov subsidizes plenty of shit as well ### REPLY: I don't care if they come here or not. Tariffs on China force manufacturers to diversify to countries outside of China. There's 194 other countries to manufacture stuff in. ### END.
### Comment: Dude made ~25% avg returns for 15 years in his hedgefund. He may be a coked out autist, but he definitely makes plays. ### REPLY: Oh, shit dude I for reals did not know that. You know what they say, An Autist a day keeps the fags away. ### END.
### Comment: ¿Porque no los dos? ### REPLY: Wouldn't mind. I buy shares so I think both should bounce to the moon after ### END.
### Comment: 30 dollars does not a hedge make. ### REPLY: In the event it drops 25% it does. ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: I used to be a software engineer at Google before going back for grad studies at CMU. It really doesn't pay THAT well. I mean, the equity is really nice, especially since I got vested before the insane rally, but the salary is decent and nothing great. Total comp is around 200k. ### REPLY: Yeah in return for the 'prestige' you get less pay. F that. ### END.
### Comment: ^ this guy reverts to the mean. ### REPLY: ^ this guy gambler fallacies. ### END.
### Comment: I’d love to hear a Chinese investors DD from a trip to the U.S. ### REPLY: No way it'd be as good as my dd. I have the best dd. The BEST. ### END.
### Comment: Post Before market opens... so I have extended hours. I know that i could buy some calls but they wont execute till market opens. I made money doing this with AMD because it ran during the day. Any ideas on calls? 200, 202. Hopefully the stock wont open at 200 or 202 then my calls make money right? That's wha tf happened with amd. I know I could by stock in the premarket but I'm tryna make some money. Thoughts? ### REPLY: Go buy longer dated calls at open then. It feels like this thing is going to $200+, if only to reach the $1T market cap ### END.
### Comment: Unless either breaks even, then it's a tie. ### REPLY: Unless you buy options ### END.
### Comment: August 3 puts, get on my fucking level. ### REPLY: Loool because I like money? ### END.
### Comment: Ugh, thanks for the heads up. I think Im trading too emotionally lately. Gonna snag what I can before noon and back out for a bit I think and sit on cash / vanilla blue chips. OPTIONS WERE A MISTAKE. ### REPLY: We've all been there, you're in good company. ### END.
### Comment: Wtf who needs Netflix and chill when you got robinhood tearing your asshole every day ### REPLY: Sometimes it’s nice to do the asshole tearing for a day for a change ### END.
### Comment: 2 more hikes this year (4 total) is hawkish. Expectations going into the year were 2-4. ### REPLY: Sure, but growth expectations are up since then. Policy is hawkish or dovish relative to the data. The fact that they are going this slow at 4% unemployment is hardly hawkish. ### END.
### Comment: Sell at open. It will probably not reach 220 by then so take whatever profits before Theta takes them away. ### REPLY: It is worth what I bought it for at open, for reasons I don't understand..... It went up over $10 a share from when I purchased it. Edit: Also, I have no idea how the greeks work. Edit2: I researched what the greeks are. Why is my Delta .03 when the stock price went up $10 from the point of when I purchased it? ### END.
### Comment: Well said ### REPLY: well written ### END.
### Comment: Market manipulation for himself and his friends. ### REPLY: 5x30 ### END.
### Comment: /r/2meta4meirl ### REPLY: Whats the meta? ### END.
### Comment: I didn’t sell any for earnings week ### REPLY: So $31k a week in premiums or ~3%? Are these premiums enough to cover the drop in stock and limited upside (I think you said you sell ATM)? It seems the downside risk to this is, say you buy at $40 and write a call, drops to $30, you write a $31 covered call, it spikes back to $40. You rebuy in at $40, and repeat the whole process, always taking the downside drop in the stock, but never the upside. ### END.
### Comment: Most of my shit became massive losers homie, or break even at best. I had a few winners though. I’ll see what I can do and post up later, I’m not super familiar with Imgur so that may take some time. ### REPLY: Lol it happens, ill pour one out ### END.
### Comment: Watch your fucking language this is a family sub. ### REPLY: Fuck. The fucking kids curse worse than I fucking do. ### END.
### Comment: Get the fuck off this sub and go back to late stage autism. ### REPLY: I thought this was a sub for autists?? ### END.
### Comment: Or not let things stress me at all... sigh ### REPLY: Write a book. Most people would kill for that skill. ### END.
### Comment: Thats not how this works ### REPLY: racist! ### END.
### Comment: Where do you find expected move ### REPLY: To calculate expected move you add the prices of the ATM call option and the ATM put option then multiply that by 0.85 ### END.
### Comment: This makes my pee pee excited ### REPLY: >All of our pee pee's are collectively excited. ### END.
### Comment: 3 day rule, wait a little ### REPLY: 3 day rule, 6%, seems a little late ### END.
### Comment: I would never trust anything near ten grand in a RH account holy fuck. ### REPLY: That’s why you’ll never be rolling in tendies like this guy. ### END.
### Comment: How's your day today? ### REPLY: Not as good as I was hoping for, but surely not that bad right? It's green after all. ### END.
### Comment: > My parents came from literally 0 dollars Where are your parents from? ### REPLY: Darude - Sandstorm ### END.
### Comment: Their stuff works great, and the price is a lot less rapey than Cisco gear. ### REPLY: Oh hell yeah. There’s nothing close at that price point that has their uptime. ### END.
### Comment: What’s the ZORD? ### REPLY: ZORD ma nuts ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M' ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### END.
### Comment: puts. got it, thx ### REPLY: WWE is up 98% in the past 3 months and almost 300% in a year?!? How are there not more memes about this? ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' ### END.
### Comment: That’s a bone headed question. Next. ### REPLY: Let's take questions from YouTube. ### END.
### Comment: He has 200k parents had 300k and 500k is on margin. He didn't triple his money ### REPLY: Yeah, I mean it says right there his total return is -161k. Unless im misreading how RH reports things, this guy is pissing away this money on stupid meme stocks. Losing 161k for a 1m portfolio is terrible. ### END.
### Comment: [I gotchu..shares](https://i.imgur.com/QQunjvB.png) ### REPLY: Bless you. ### END.
### Comment: honestly I've been trading options for like 2 weeks that could be completely wrong ### REPLY: It is. Theta will hurt it due to time, not IV. ### END.
### Comment: That's what my wife tells me. ### REPLY: When WSB gif masters work faster than RH devs and sysadmins. ### END.
### Comment: that frigtarded idiot fuckstick needs to GTFO. ### REPLY: Hey, hey. Political opinions aside, we watch our language here in WSB you autistic fuck ### END.
### Comment: Unless you buy options ### REPLY: Even if you buy options? Breakeven for options is when price is at strike + premium, so the buyer breaks even exercising and the writer breaks even buying the shares to sell to the call owner at a loss equal to the premium, thus also breaking even. ### END.
### Comment: Do you remember how long it took for them to fix the problem? ### REPLY: 30 minutes before the end of the trading day. Your basically going to chalk today up as a loss. Everything was filled at the price I entered the order in last time this happened. ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### END.
### Comment: AirPods are fucking dope. ### REPLY: Sound quality is shit for the price. 40 dollar anker headphones sound cleaner ### END.
### Comment: Tasty Trades is nice, they're ui takes some getting used to though ### REPLY: Mobile seems a bit clunky, but definitely powerful. I’ll check out desktop later. ### END.
### Comment: Close the options now. ### REPLY: just did it. ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### END.
### Comment: How does robinhood expect to recover that credit.. lol so wreckless. ### REPLY: Probably why nobody can cash their options rn ### END.
### Comment: Im assuming Robinhood will deem WSB mentally unfit to trade options. ### REPLY: There’s gotta be at least one attorney in here. If not, we’ll yolo some options for lawyer fees ### END.
### Comment: If it's a nasdaq issue im gonna be fucking thrilled ### REPLY: What’s the fucking protocol then? ### END.
### Comment: I mean I know it’s free but basic functionality shouldn’t be too much to ask ### REPLY: Glad I'm not the only one. Been so pissed. I've lost a lot of money because of their incompetent app implementation. It wouldn't be too much to ask to be reimbursed for their fuck up. Opportunity cost and actual. Fucksake It might be worth seeking compensation because this level of inadequacy is probably costing us a lot of money ### END.
### Comment: If that’s the case, it sounds like the later orders might be getting fixed first ### REPLY: Sounds like it. I though I may have done something wrong since I'm new to Robinhood 🤣 ### END.
### Comment: Ya I havr no idea how to cancel and Im homeless. They gonna starve me and there's no PF near me idk what to do... ### REPLY: If you can get to am amtrac station, you can get on the train and they won't check your ticket until the train is going. They will just kick you off at the next stop. Do this until you get to a city with a PLNT. A gym to shower in, provides 24 hour shelter and gives pizza and doughnuts seems ideal for a homeless person. $10/month summer special. ### END.
### Comment: Is this gonna be the one ER tsla trades sideways? ### REPLY: Pls no ### END.
### Comment: Orders won’t go through ### REPLY: Oh. I thought I was just being too greedy. Maybe I should try some guaranteed losing trade to see if they fixed it yet. ### END.
### Comment: I moved off Robinhood entirely as well. I put a small 10k deposit to play around with on Webull. I was skeptical at first, but now I love Webull. Still not confident enough in them to move the whole thang over from E-trade now. But I'll move a bit more if they get options. ### REPLY: Damn I wish 10k was a small deposit for me. ### END.
### Comment: Just made 1500 on my C calls. You startin to sweat over there? ### REPLY: In and out yesterday ### END.
### Comment: These $1 million RH accounts we see around here are insane. I can't imagine having that much money to burn. ### REPLY: They are $9,000,000 short of being able to get into a private bank. If they are in one they are stupid because a phone call can get you what you want instead of fucking around with RH. ### END.
### Comment: It was $38k that turned into $72k. I lost $20k on $FB and about $30k on $AMZN calls first. Not to mention that I bought 1 million shares of $LTTGF for the lulz. ### REPLY: What were your AMZN calls? I broke even on mine but I jumped ship pretty early in the morning. ### END.
### Comment: Appreciate it 🅱️. Also you work fast, damn nigga ### REPLY: A true boi move ### END.
### Comment: A 50% gain within 5 months? I like you. ### REPLY: I'm planning on jumping ship well before that, I was just too poor for anything more ITM. ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: G ### END.
### Comment: The only real question for a tech company is will adoption go up? China is still developing its broadband penetration and the product is new. We are going to see all kinds of growth and all kinds of gains. ### REPLY: My DD: My wife’s family in Shanghai bought a new tv and iQIY was installed as default. ### END.
### Comment: fuck robinhood once this is resolved ### REPLY: 1000 times this ### END.
### Comment: Yeah hindsight bias is a real bitch ### REPLY: You mean is was a real bitch ### END.
### Comment: Maybe that IS their play money. But long term holds are ok. You won't miss much. But day trading with FDs is another story. ### REPLY: I have ~$125k in RH; can confirm day trading with RH is retarded. It's for longs (or at least monthlies). ### END.
### Comment: Holy shit he can *actually* sell the options he bought for profits. ### REPLY: what a fuckin boss ### END.
### Comment: Email them and tell them to switch over to AMD hardware ### REPLY: Ayyy ### END.
### Comment: i get free trades too, and merill lynch has never crashed on me and their executions are pretty good. ### REPLY: Switching, based comment is based ### END.
### Comment: Maybe if my calls would sell ### REPLY: You need liquidity I won't buy an option with less than 1000 interest/volume ### END.
### Comment: Story is on the daily discussion thread. ### REPLY: Thanks, just read it. That should have been its own post, that's some huge news. ### END.
### Comment: Liquidate as much as you can and go all in Tesla 8/3 280 puts. You will be able to close your margin and profit with tendies. Comeback to this post after the call to thank me ### REPLY: TSLA Calls against WSB - Vert Spread https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/93q5eb/tsla_calls_against_wsb_vert_spread/ ### END.
### Comment: What’s your strike? Could just be IV crush ### REPLY: 190. They were at $9ish and went to 11 and back down. There was a little loss from iv but the sells not clearing made it go from a profit to a loss. Granted not by much so I can't complain. ### END.
### Comment: Ngl ToS overwhelms me. I use tasty and tos for charts ### REPLY: Yeah, I learned pretty quickly that Youtube is your friend when it comes to TOS. The thing that gets me about TW is that every night at 7:00 the iOS app glitches out and my daily P&L is all jacked up. They have to start fixing that. ### END.
### Comment: Ayyy ### REPLY: M ### END.
### Comment: I'm thinking I cash out and start playing the options game. ### REPLY: careful ### END.
### Comment: The only thing that lets me down on E-Trade is the fees. ### REPLY: If you complain and threaten to leave they often will lower your fees. I’ve done this twice. 9.99 to 6.99 to 4.95$ now. If you don’t have an account balance of $200 they tend to want to retain your business/money. ### END.
### Comment: You're literally losing money at 1.25% if you consider inflation has been at ATH in recent years. ### REPLY: but emergency fund... ### END.
### Comment: Must be nice. I bought a lot of options and now I can't track them individually. I have no clue what my money is doing. Robinhood might lose me as a customer because this is just insane. A finance app that doesn't let you keep track of your money. Trust is pretty much the cornerstone of giving a service a sizeable amount of your money ### REPLY: Robinhood is shit and so is their customer service. Best of luck ### END.
### Comment: Don't worry buddy I'm hopping on that short bus with you ### REPLY: 8/3 $5s here - les goooooo ### END.
### Comment: Utter shit right now, $216 on the table ### REPLY: $217 about to break, heading to $216 soon. Unbelievable ### END.
### Comment: I like to lose money ### REPLY: Earnings is next week ### END.
### Comment: CLASSIC JORDAN ### REPLY: > We don't have an estimated resolution time just yet, but I'm happy to provide you with consistent updates an Jordan Bombay, from Mighty Ducks. ### END.
### Comment: Same. Why such low put volume? Seems like slam dunk. ### REPLY: They postponed earnings to next week. ### END.
### Comment: i have to like him in a weird sort of way just because of how ridiculous he is. the man literally shitposted himself all the way to jail. ### REPLY: /ourguy/ ### END.
### Comment: Barely ### REPLY: Lol ### END.
### Comment: Ded ### REPLY: Redemption ### END.
### Comment: it's crazy how steve jobs used to make the whole iphone by himself but now that he's dead they have to outsource. Capitalism at its worst. Well for the first iphone. the second iphone was 3d printed as we all know ### REPLY: The iPhone 11 will also be 3D printed and double as a handgun. ### END.
### Comment: ~~He’s probably still up in total. But probably missed quite a bit in opportunity.~~ Apparently down :( ### REPLY: Still up in total or not, When you watch your portfolio run all the way up north of 2 MIL and then watch it fall back to like 750k it fucking hurts even if you only started with $1 and are still up 100000000000%. ### END.
### Comment: Thank you. My first one of these. Had a hell of a time trying to upload it. After looking at it now, I could have made a few lines funnier, but I think it's decent for my first. ### REPLY: Stop criticizing yourself, thats our job you fuck ### END.
### Comment: 'Meme Reliability Engineering (Ninja/Wizard/Master/Hero/Never loses 1v1 on Rust)'* ### REPLY: Read that as 'Never loses 1v1 on Dust' and thought that was relatable. Reread it and now feel old... ### END.
### Comment: G ### REPLY: O ### END.
### Comment: I usually throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I’ll go all in. ### REPLY: I usually throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I’ll go all in, then decide otherwise choose a different company lose 78% of my investment while the other one gains 300% ### END.
### Comment: No, no. We are going to get to sue them. They are behaving incredibly irresponsibility as a broker. They are going to have problems sooner than later and will eventually restrict options to cash only. ### REPLY: I made money so wont gonna sue them. :) Also, I borrowed more than 50k, but they were only charging me $200. Got lucky on that one too ### END.