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### Comment: is that what we all should be doing? ### REPLY: Delta is lower for longer term options, so is theta. They’re less sensitive to price change in the underlying so you can still make good profit but won’t get your ass handed to you like you could playing same week’s contracts if you’re wrong ### END.
### Comment: I hope not cause I have them as well lol this bitch needs to tank! ### REPLY: They WILL tank. They have problems selling their stupid glasses and the fucking circle video format for $150. And instagram can just copy their features because they require no engineering effort and facebook has better engineers. I also predict once it drops below the $1 billion Miranda Kerr is going to leave the Snapchat CEO and fuck Musk. ### END.
### Comment: Bro you OK? Just remember , life is worth living. There will be more opportunity out there in the future. ### REPLY: Appreciate it, habit beat so I'll be okay ### END.
### Comment: Bro I think you’re rich ### REPLY: Guess again ### END.
### Comment: You missed out on that 325. ### REPLY: Yeah looks like it. I was already up 120% though, with IV gone I probably didn't miss out on a crazy amount. GL with the call tomorrow! ### END.
### Comment: My 33.5's I'm losing what little hope i have left :/ it was THIS close last night. Up until the trump tweet :| ### REPLY: What trump tweet killed Netflix of China tendies? ### END.
### Comment: They did and thus they grew. Jeez guys comon. This is obvious economics. >_> /s ### REPLY: Money goes in, money comes out. You can't explain that. ### END.
### Comment: The consensus here is short them but the options are too expensive for RH plebs so not many actually playing the game. And to be fair 120% IV is fucking insane. ### REPLY: RIP everyone above me ... ### END.
### Comment: Long Zendesk Like actually though ### REPLY: DD? ### END.
### Comment: I never understood why people under a certain age use their real birth years in their names in online profiles. I'm 25 and I still wouldn't do that shit, anyone over 30 would respond to any opinion I post with 'stupid kid' or some variant of that. I mean, I am a stupid kid, but why the fuck would I let youtube know that? I have arguments to win. ### REPLY: Stupid kid ### END.
### Comment: hehe same ### REPLY: I’m back in 👌 ### END.
### Comment: I love it, don't bear the Square ### REPLY: If it rhymes, it must be true! ### END.
### Comment: You pussies sicken me ### REPLY: I just want my tendies...pls. Seeing these aapl gains while I sit on my MU bags sicken me. Oh well, atleast I avoided FB. ### END.
### Comment: I didnt lose anything? So the 8/3 msft calls that I bought and immediately tried to sell for 20% but couldn't dont count as anything ### REPLY: You couldn't sell because no one met your ask... ### END.
### Comment: $BSW only winning bet on this sub. ### REPLY: 328 now ### END.
### Comment: When people talk about Vanguard they're usually referring to investing in index funds through Vanguard. An index fund is a basically a basket of stocks, and you're buying into that basket. So your returns would be tied to the overall returns of the stock market and the economy. It's a safe way to invest and typically highly recommended. Buffett famously is a proponent of low-cost index funds like Vanguard. ### REPLY: Wouldn't an ETF basically be the same thing these days, but with less of a fee? I'm talking SPY/QQQ/IWM, etc ### END.
### Comment: #POUNDMETOO ### REPLY: *unzips* ### END.
### Comment: Miss me with that gay shiitttt ### REPLY: I found gay shit incredibly boring but this is gay x1000 ### END.
### Comment: careful ### REPLY: They're so cute at this age. ### END.
### Comment: Was literally just eyeing TSLA puts and thought to myself, 'Let me see whats on WSB before I make any stupid decisions with my money.' This thread alleviated all desire to make a move while also keeping me excited for the earnings call. cheers. ### REPLY: Someone has to die for our sins ### END.
### Comment: E ### REPLY: Goodbye :) tootles 😘 ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: I ### END.
### Comment: I will hire you as my slave when Tesla goes to shit. ### REPLY: I actually have a job, I don’t just repost shit tesla articles all day ### END.
### Comment: he was born in Africa you fucking mongrels ### REPLY: RACIST! ### END.
### Comment: oh, sorry. Its still shows for me. >collegefurtrader 19 points 2 hours ago >What a bunch of loser-ass crybabies you are. ### REPLY: Based ### END.
### Comment: Sorry dude gotta have 2000 to be eligible for margin. ### REPLY: $25k if you want to day trade like a boss on that margin. ### END.
### Comment: K ### REPLY: E ### END.
### Comment: If you had bought calls you would have a 6 foot pole rn ### REPLY: Ya if you had bought calls you coulda fucked a hundred hookers with no need for viagra, cause you woulda had big daddy elons dick with you. ### END.
### Comment: now you can piss your loan money away directly from your seat in the lecture hall while not paying attention to your professor, whose time that money was supposed to be paying for! double waste! ### REPLY: That.. that hits a little close to home r.e. spring semester in some dumbshit filler class trading SPY FDs. ### END.
### Comment: Search for $sq on twitter ### REPLY: Lol. Nah. ### END.
### Comment: Are spreads generally profitable? ### REPLY: They can be. You can trade a strangle and be profitable if price stays somewhat the same, or you could trade a straddle and be profitable if the price moves either up or down. Options trading is nice because it provides leverage and manages risk. They are not only popular because of the yolo potential. If you're interested in that sort of thing, look into Tastytrade I personally didn't like them but they appeal to nerds. ### END.
### Comment: Howst canst thou criticize Feudalism whence thou hath obtained thy grain from thy lord? ### REPLY: They don't get it ### END.
### Comment: Yup, so many fat people at my work have done this ### REPLY: my work with 30000 plus employees gives discounts every year. I love Fitbit. won't buy their stock, but I see as many fitbits as apple watches ### END.
### Comment: The sentiment was to buy Tesla puts here so I all ined tesla calls ### REPLY: Well played. A consistent strategy is key. ### END.
### Comment: A 5% return nets you 50k on 1mil. Assuming you don't try to make money from trading if you're able to get to 1 mil from trades. ### REPLY: Do you want to live the rest of your life on maybe 50k a year? It would *okay*, but come on, dream big. ### END.
### Comment: ur a meany face ### REPLY: No u ### END.
### Comment: Not in San Fran ### REPLY: A decent 1 bedroom apt in San Fran is like $2000/mo, at most. So what are you doing with the rest of the $176k? ### END.
### Comment: Really thats why they just announced last week Tesla building a plant there? ### REPLY: Will it be similar to the plant in China that they announced in 2016? ### END.
### Comment: I didn’t realize that socialists assumed they had a monopoly on all the ridiculous arguments. That explains a lot actually. You can’t refute real world examples with socialist theory anyway, which is all you’ve got to work with because your parasitic ideology always kills the host before blooming into a “communist utopia.” ### REPLY: Okay dude. Whatever. ### END.
### Comment: If 7K is OP's life savings, he was already fucked. Now he's getting DPed. ### REPLY: OP could be like 22 in which case $7k being life savings is pretty sweet. ### END.
### Comment: How much is your monthly subscription fee to RH? ### REPLY: two whole entire tendies ### END.
### Comment: Wait til noon ### REPLY: Wait til moon ### END.
### Comment: I didn't. Their gun exploded it when I was aiming for a bullseye Edit: don't know why Im getting downvoted. I was making an options day trade and their app shit the bed. I instead lost a potential 2000 dollars on the move, and got stuck w options that ended the day dry. That's not my fault. That's their app. That's their fault ### REPLY: Yeah, I guess I missed the memo. RH went down yesterday or something? I switched over from Vanguard when they started charging me ridiculous commission fees. RH is a great value proposition for me. ### END.
### Comment: Are you going to send them to my mommy? Post them on Reddit so I can be ridiculed by strangers on the internet? Put me in the scrap book of all the bad men that hurt you with words? Take a chill pill bro. Your paper account will recover. ### REPLY: I will give him credit that he made a post, tonight even after he got his dick pushed in by Elon. I really enjoy his posts: everyone shits on him, and then his really salty replies. It's predictable, but /u/old_bit never gives up. ### END.
### Comment: He must be an automobile production expert. ### REPLY: Sounds like he had puts ### END.
### Comment: E ### REPLY: D ### END.
### Comment: Great way to cover your ass when you fuck half your customer base out of massive profit behavior ### REPLY: I don’t know how that makes up for them selling my 18 $1.31 calls for $.80 but at least I have 7 contracts I can’t touch because they already sold them?!?!? ### END.
### Comment: Will it be similar to the plant in China that they announced in 2016? ### REPLY: Of course, Elon would never lie on an earnings call in a desperate attempt to blow up the short positions to assuage his ego despite the fact that its in a very dark gray area of securities law would he? Or force his cfo to say they will finally be profitable by next quarter in the same call to the exact same end? Enron Muskyboi would never do that. ### END.
### Comment: This didn't age well....up 20 points right now ### REPLY: !Remindme 3 weeks ### END.
### Comment: To sell the contract would then be a 'selling a put' then vs what I did before which was buying the put? ### REPLY: Correct. ### END.
### Comment: T ### REPLY: E ### END.
### Comment: So all successful companies eventually hit a cool off point of stock stability like Toyota. ### REPLY: Yes that’s fair, unless they continue to innovate and/or allocate capital (acquire companies / technologies) well. See Themo Fisher’s stock (ticker TMO). ### END.
### Comment: Short japanese companies. Noted. ### REPLY: like nintendo? ### END.
### Comment: that thing is confusing as hell, optionsprofitcalculator just gives me the profit this thing gives you some nerd shit ### REPLY: >http://www.optionistics.com/calculators/option-calculator/TSLA lmaoooo ### END.
### Comment: IQ is a tragedy. ### REPLY: Yep. Bought shares before earnings. Got stopped out this morning for a 13 cent per share gain lol ### END.
### Comment: the koolaid is strong ### REPLY: lol he's right you're dumb ### END.
### Comment: My DD: My wife’s family in Shanghai bought a new tv and iQIY was installed as default. ### REPLY: Solid DD. ### END.
### Comment: daddy's performance seems to be slipping as of lately. ### REPLY: Is yours better ### END.
### Comment: Money goes in, money comes out. You can't explain that. ### REPLY: >money comes out Woah, buddy. This is Tesla we're talking about. ### END.
### Comment: Most brokers sells order flow.... ### REPLY: But this is all robinhood does As well as burn vc capital and overcharge for margin accounts ### END.
### Comment: /r/wholesomeabuse ### REPLY: I wanted this to be real sooooooo bad. I show love through verbal abuse only. ### END.
### Comment: Wouldn't an ETF basically be the same thing these days, but with less of a fee? I'm talking SPY/QQQ/IWM, etc ### REPLY: An index fund is just a fund that tracks an index, it can be a mutual fund or an ETF. Like, SPY is one of many index ETFs that track the S&P 500; Vanguard's equivalent is VOO. ### END.
### Comment: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M! ### REPLY: RemindMe! 30 Nov 2018 'Balls of steel play on $IQ with 1M!' ### END.
### Comment: You couldn't sell because no one met your ask... ### REPLY: Incorrect. I placed the order, it was completed on my end, however robinhood failed to deliver the contracts, making me unable to trade the contracts that I paid for until their systems were back up, also making me unable sell for a profit during the time it took them to fulfill it. ### END.
### Comment: Nah you know we're fucked when GDP and job numbers come out strong as a mother fucker and they still won't raise the interest ra... oh fuck. ### REPLY: We have had great numbers, besides housing, but in the longer scheme of things we have been raising rates a lot as we end QE. Also, rates are still projected to go up this year. I would like to see them pause for 6 months or so and let the economy grow a bit, but I don’t have the information they have... not an economics degree. ### END.
### Comment: Guys I know they’re shitheads but the SEC will read this at our hearing ### REPLY: I love this sub lol ### END.
### Comment: “Pretty sure” about top secret programs at top tech companies is truly useless. Got any more than that? ### REPLY: all the data that's publically available shows google in clear lead. Most passengers driven, fewest overrides, fewest collisions, they even have a beta program where people can ride with no one in front seat. Opening up to the public next month. ### END.
### Comment: Because this is the most shorted stock ever. Much of WSB was short tesla, huge hedgefunds have massive short positions in tesla, while there wasn't nearly as much short interest on Microsoft or Apple earnings. ### REPLY: kk sounds legit, guess I'll wake up early and do a little day trading 2morro ### END.
### Comment: Lmfao wow. ### REPLY: THIS IS OBVIOUS SATIRE ### END.
### Comment: what broker is letting you do this? ### REPLY: Td last I tried ### END.
### Comment: Momma didn't raise no pussy. ### REPLY: I fucking love you. Homo. ### END.
### Comment: Misses earnings...owns car company that sells flamethrowers...launches both company stock and his car to the moon ### REPLY: First that was the boring company second tesla is now a surfboard company. ### END.
### Comment: Glad I bought UVXY calls today on tariff news ### REPLY: That would be too easy though. They can’t give us bad news while market is open so that we can buy free puts. Remember in July when the trade war officially started? Everyone had puts and markets rallied. ### END.
### Comment: The top institutional holder of TSLA owns 16,698,292 shares as of end of 2017. Retailers don't make a dent with their 10,000 shares bullshit. ### REPLY: You sure? I thought this was like, a cult stock or Enron or something like that. Or maybe those institutional holder don't realize they are going to go bankrupt. Or wizdaddy Elon is manipulating the market? Theres got to be an explanation for all of WSBs to be wrong on puts. Amirite? ### END.
### Comment: People usually downvote RH users because it’s a shitty platform and it’s a meme that it’s for beginners only. ### REPLY: Who should I switch to? I still want to easily access my trades from my phone but want secure reliable transaction. ### END.
### Comment: You know...I do hear that often. Know where I can get some? ### REPLY: All drug dealers are trust worthy ,allll of them. Just ask around ### END.
### Comment: I really want to be out by 11am If it hits 360 a share I will sell them all and be happy with the gains. If it hovers around 335-340 by 10am I will also be out but less happy. ### REPLY: 360 and I will load the wagon with 8/10 350 puts! ### END.
### Comment: > pay her back and get head Great! ### REPLY: > Pay her back and get a head Great! Edit: Great! ### END.
### Comment: Fuck I hate new people from /all though ### REPLY: I always downvote these in the hope that it doesn’t get enough upvotes for /all to catch a whiff. ### END.
### Comment: Over their ### REPLY: Laughed way too hard at this. Thank you, whomever you are. ### END.
### Comment: irk what’s up with these failing companies. it’s like they fail to leech off americans so they do it successfully in some shithole countries instead ### REPLY: MUrica. ### END.
### Comment: They're not going to say 'oh you're right, you might have sold for a $2000 profit. Here's $2000.' ### REPLY: 'i'd've bought 2000 shares of apple in 1998 if you're servers have been working...plz gib' ### END.
### Comment: just take an adverse position to your options with shares. ezpz ### REPLY: I'd prefer not having to cover an otherwise non existent loss ### END.
### Comment: Well, shit. I don't do a lot of day-to-day trading; I completely missed that it shit the bed today, too. ### REPLY: Day trade is the name of the game fam. Hop from stock to stock and scrape off a bit each time. Or go for those big money makers. Either way it's a fucking ride ### END.
### Comment: It's called hedging ### REPLY: wuh??? ### END.
### Comment: MU ### REPLY: this place is the fucking best ### END.
### Comment: I bet in school u were the kid who would try and correct the teacher and look like a massive douche ### REPLY: I bet you're the kid who no one liked because you said this kind of shit to people. ### END.
### Comment: Are you actually that bad at math? ### REPLY: Read it wrong. Assumed 55k by year's end. ### END.
### Comment: Answering yes would put you on a 'do not loan' list. Maybe a FBI list or two. ### REPLY: I just saw a helicopter circle around my house so they must already be on to me. ### END.
### Comment: It’s not on the NYSE. You belong here. ### REPLY: Yeah I know it’s listed in Netherlands but is there a forum/news site that covers it Right now google doesn’t return anything worthwhile ### END.
### Comment: But stocks ARE dumb. Now excuse my while I buy OTM options on margin after hours with a free app on my phone. ### REPLY: Rh allows margin on options?! ### END.
### Comment: 100 contracts on his first trade. \*The definition of sending it\* Just out of curiosity, why tf is Pandora dropping to $5 tonight? I mean, I think the price will drop too and settle out a bit, but $5 is a bit excessive, no? ### REPLY: I don't think I have great chances. I just saw people dumping this contract within 20 minutes after opening when it had just fallen 98%. I figured $0.02 was a cheap way to bet on big drops over 3 days. If I had placed a limit order I could have sold 100 contracts at $0.05 already but on a longshot bet like this I feel like I should be Tuna fishing to pay off my boat not day trading. ### END.
### Comment: I ### REPLY: N ### END.
### Comment: Wtf is he doing there. He doesn't know shit about space. ### REPLY: Well he keeps taking up more and more of it ### END.
### Comment: 12 with $69 here ### REPLY: 69 with 420 ### END.
### Comment: I'm high af right now and don't need to think about this ### REPLY: Probably not as high as she is right now. On meth ### END.
### Comment: Yup. The lowest put I sold was $80.... people actually buy these? That was my reaction when I got the fill lol. Premium was $10 a contract for the 80P expiring 8/18. ### REPLY: Tesla would have to suffer a military strike to make it hit 80$ in two weeks. I said it once, but i'll say it again. These fools are the only thing keeping the market afloat. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, thanks for the suggestion. Checked RH and was wondering why it popped so much (only have random money in there as it's not my main). How did you do? ### REPLY: Bought a handful in April, bought the same handful in July. Avg price is right around the 61$ mark; wasn't planning on selling either way. More of a buy and hold for very long periods of time type of guy but definitely glad to have it positive now then later. ### END.
### Comment: And here I am worried about my 9/21 calls still. Did you average down? I was thinking about it but I just can’t lose anymore money. ### REPLY: I don't have any money left to average down... ### END.
### Comment: An index fund is just a fund that tracks an index, it can be a mutual fund or an ETF. Like, SPY is one of many index ETFs that track the S&P 500; Vanguard's equivalent is VOO. ### REPLY: True, but SPY has waaaay lower fees than a mutual fund doing the same thing right? If I'm not mistaken...thats why I wonder why anyone would get the mutual fund versions. Is vanguard VOO an ETF style too though? ### END.