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### Comment:
It's Blizzard as well, and a huge WOW expansion comes out next month with preorders already open. I thought it would at least somewhat affect the stock price :/
### REPLY:
Gains from Disney deal wiped out too.
ATVI is undervalued.
### END. |
### Comment:
NSFW
### REPLY:
Fuck why didn't listen.
### END. |
### Comment:
yup, they were out of shares to short on multiple brokerages last night
### REPLY:
wow didn't hear that part, thats definitely something
### END. |
### Comment:
Yes. Barely...
With earnings coming up.
### REPLY:
what did you buy? puts? or are you shorting it?
### END. |
### Comment:
But USD has crazy trade Volume
### REPLY:
What's the significance of that
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### Comment:
People buying Tesla’s don’t give af about money in my experience. They’ve already got plenty and want to flaunt it.
### REPLY:
Confirmed. Own a Model S, don’t give a shit about blowing cash on luxury goods.
### END. |
### Comment:
Fuck yeah... SNAP is shit and it overreacts
### REPLY:
FCK Idk man buying PUTS seems too obvious. EVERYONE is gonna do it and it's suddenly gonna go up.
### END. |
### Comment:
8/10 date for the win (or minimal loss which is wsb win)
### REPLY:
Got some 8/10 75$'s I'm cautiously optimistic...
### END. |
### Comment:
On Tesla? No fuckin way bud. I don’t get a kick out of throwing money in the dumpster like a lot of people here.
### REPLY:
I feel personally attacked and I dont appreciate it
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### Comment:
Yeah Monday was deadly. I basically sold my calls by pair and bought one further out for every two I sold.. going back up more slowly but less risky
### REPLY:
Yah, the selloff plus kroger noise hurt a lot. I bought puts on wednesday as a hedge. Wasted 300 bucks but I am happy about it. I am about 1k or so off where I started this week. Hoping for good news tmo.
### END. |
### Comment:
How's that going for ya?
### REPLY:
Was a joke -- I wouldn't actually buy a $180 AAPL put like some of the rampaging autists that stumble around this sub
### END. |
### Comment:
He's a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans
### REPLY:
I got run over by a lexussssssss
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### Comment:
Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc?
### REPLY:
V I C T H I C C
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### Comment:
Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day.
### REPLY:
Or have the speaking skills of a 3 year old.
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### Comment:
Bezos. He was a VP at D. E. Shaw before Amazon.
### REPLY:
Yup guy was a quant, he ended up quitting and starting Amazon because he read somewhere that the internet was gonna be a big deal.
### END. |
### Comment:
Great question, hopefully someone else can provide us with insight on this.
### REPLY:
I would just say, don't throw anything in this sector that you can't afford to lose.
### END. |
### Comment:
pff P went down like 80% before that cat bounce
### REPLY:
No fuckwad it ran up 30%+ the months leading into this ER then fuckin blasted off again on the most anemic beat ever.
### END. |
### Comment:
$5k minimum deposit seems steep for r/wallsteetbets
### REPLY:
Ban
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### Comment:
If you havnt seen this and the big short you dont belong on this sub
### REPLY:
Should be a bannable offence
### END. |
### Comment:
Good lord, what did you just say?
### REPLY:
Just read again you can do it. I have confidence in you.
### END. |
### Comment:
So $40k cap. That should be low enough to cause a mad gap up right with a couple punching buys? Maybe rent a Botnet for a few hours, see can we find some other people to take part?
### REPLY:
One of you fucks is gonna pump and dump and the whole plan is going to go to shit.
### END. |
### Comment:
I had not heard of the tupac care bot, so I googled it and found this absolute gem of a post suggesting that the creator of tupac care bot shove the barrel of a gun up their rectum and keep pulling the trigger till it goes click: https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/8jksyl/whoever_created_those_spell_correct_bots_or_the/
### REPLY:
LoL, its my favorite bot currently
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### Comment:
Huh? Honey do your research and check out fake/real ratios for each of the social networks. FB is deeply infested. A person is double more likely to have a fake IG than Snap.
P.S. I worked at FB as an engineer.
### REPLY:
yeah but people use finstas, the problem with *real* fake accounts is no one real is using them to generate real ad exposure and those fake account aren't used as often
### END. |
### Comment:
You can say anything. You can say the sky is red.
Read into TSLA conference call more, they will be taking a loan from Chinese banks. So not a 'capital raise' in the sense of issuing securities, and supposed to be going to the factory there, but money is fungible.
### REPLY:
Yeah, you can say anything. Like you just did. Lol.
### END. |
### Comment:
a small price to pay for a yacht
### REPLY:
LOL
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### Comment:
You paid *extra* car that is electric it is a sunk cost, you also need a charger at home with is another 2500-5000 depending on where you live, if your buying it to save gas money I have a bridge to sell you.
I paid 80k for my BMW the equivalent in Tesla was 140k tell me how that makes sense?
### REPLY:
You only hurt yourself if you make up false numbers.
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### Comment:
It's my belief that flairs must be much gayer. Like 'gay yacht boner'.
### REPLY:
Can this guy get some flair for his gay yacht boner?
### END. |
### Comment:
Implying stocks == economy.
If stocks were overvalued/in a bubble, it tanking doesn’t mean the economy is.
### REPLY:
I completely forgot what happened in 2008.. What were the gdp numbers for 2009 again? I can't put my finger on it. There was a bubble of some sort and statistically the US economy tanked... hmmm.
### END. |
### Comment:
Taxation is Theft
### REPLY:
Indeed it is my friend. Indeed it is.
### END. |
### Comment:
143.1... that number is staggeringly larger every time i recheck
### REPLY:
Lol I remember when Billy G took the gold metal at like $70B, insane.
### END. |
### Comment:
15 January 140c Visas and 5 110 January MSFTs. Pussy shit but I like to sleep at night. Down about 7% on the Visas ATM since I averaged down monday and up about 20% on the MSFT since I bought at about 105.5 or so.
I have about 40% of my portfolio in options and I usually like to keep it around 20% so I just want to scale it back a little.
### REPLY:
Curious, are you bearish on V & MSFT? Or you just don't like having that much of your portfolio ties up to options? Seems like Jan calls would be pretty safe and profitable in the long run with both being just slightly OTM.
### END. |
### Comment:
What did it cost
### REPLY:
Every tendie
### END. |
### Comment:
Stop👏fucking👏buying👏short-term👏options👏on👏MU👏or👏wait👏until👏a👏month👏before👏earnings
### REPLY:
Bought 3 months out but storm clouds, Chinese voodoo court, trade wars(tm) etc evaporated it all.
3 months is superrrrrr long dude.
Somehow my 2019s are still alive though but it's probably a fluke 🤔
### END. |
### Comment:
Gotcha. So after hours tomorrow when the FDs will have been expired. Lol
### REPLY:
Tendies are worse microwaved. I can’t wait until Saturday 😂😢
### END. |
### Comment:
Was about to say, dayum she's looking at his dick thinking 'If you got hard from that earnings call, come over and give it to me like Elon Musk is giving to the short sellers'
### REPLY:
Jesus Christ we’re getting lamer by the minute
### END. |
### Comment:
Listen to their CC and review their earnings...it tells you exactly where the money comes from
Microtransactions are a hell of a drug
### REPLY:
Fuck I know we're retarded but literally in the bullet point TTWO says 62% of their revenue comes from recurrent source - aka microtransactions.
### END. |
### Comment:
Nothing has changed since jobs though except slightly more expensive
### REPLY:
and innovation and intensity and vision and showmanship and...
being young is great, but you're fucking stupid and naive. and if you arent as young as i think you are, you're twice as dumb
### END. |
### Comment:
That’s just life for you buster
### REPLY:
I can refresh my life? Please tell me how.
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### Comment:
You're assuming that actually is a picture of her. For all we know, it could be a big fat black dude.
### REPLY:
Either way, it's like I said
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### Comment:
肥胖的橙色美国人来为我们的鸡!
### REPLY:
Me too thanks
### END. |
### Comment:
the single player campaign was good, but after release it was never touched save for maybe adding a car here or there as they came out in online. they developed strictly for online, which was seen (as it should) as a money grab. as far as backlash, it was just a general tone of discontent from most interactions i've had regarding the game.
### REPLY:
Interesting. I didn't really expect anything to be added to the single player so I was cool with it being untouched after that. Maybe some fans some single player DLC though which I can understand I guess...
### END. |
### Comment:
What do you mean by head and shoulders?
### REPLY:
The shampoo
### END. |
### Comment:
That's fair, and maybe true. I just hesitate to make that play OTM so far when visa could, hypothetically, have a headline any day that reads 'Visa credit cards banned from all Kroger stores nationwide.' Probably won't happen, hope it doesn't happen.
ITM calls seem better to me.
### REPLY:
I doubt this will happen. Amex has much higher fees. Visa and mastercard have almost the same exact fees. Wouldn't make sense if they dropped visa.
### END. |
### Comment:
Never underestimate the snow germans.
### REPLY:
Not even sure what they do to be honest.
### END. |
### Comment:
Sell all your stocks and by tsla if you want to live
### REPLY:
Mu 70 calls 8/10 are a safer bet
### END. |
### Comment:
Or have the speaking skills of a 3 year old.
### REPLY:
Speaking skills? Do you mean eloquence? :P
### END. |
### Comment:
I call your OTM IQ calls and raise you 8/17 75 MU Calls
### REPLY:
r/poker is leaking
### END. |
### Comment:
Thanks. And im definitely implementing a “daily stop”. If I lose $1k im closing everything and done for day.
### REPLY:
Try writing the options instead. When you want to buy calls, sell a put ATM and buy one OTM. Then you can pocket the difference (or use it to buy dumb OTM calls). You win if the stock goes up, and you also win if it just doesn't go down.
### END. |
### Comment:
Anyone else down? I've got 170 to spend.
Also, would be fun to watch the change in stock and analysts trying to figure it out.
### REPLY:
They own Moviephone!
You would be a fool not to buy this stock.
I bought 15 shares.
### END. |
### Comment:
50% of the way to success!
### REPLY:
50% is good odds
### END. |
### Comment:
Why tf would you sell a $0.01 covered call? Just in case it goes up 20% you want to make *sure* you don’t take the gain?
### REPLY:
Lol, it was a 34 dollar call. Its now worth 0.01 because theres no way it can close above 57
### END. |
### Comment:
let this be a lesson, youll always be wrong on the date.
### REPLY:
Especially if you're a pedo.
### END. |
### Comment:
Any tickers?
### REPLY:
If you're gambling on a run-up today then 8/3 MU $54 calls
### END. |
### Comment:
Are you fucking stupid or something? Dad load up your mom with extra chromosomes?
### REPLY:
> Mangoes are yellow on the inside, you absolute fuckwit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mango_(color)
### END. |
### Comment:
Christ almighty how old are you?
### REPLY:
Why do u ask?
### END. |
### Comment:
Depends what your definition of success is
### REPLY:
That’s true
### END. |
### Comment:
Sounds like pedo talk to me, buddy. Who's your employer? I'd hate it if someone gave him a call on your behalf.
### REPLY:
We don’t take kindly to pedo talk. Step inside my submarinee
### END. |
### Comment:
That's when you know you're in a meme stock.
### REPLY:
i...guess?
### END. |
### Comment:
Uh I think you’re mistaken, a savings account is a type of bank account. Water is a liquid.
### REPLY:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
### END. |
### Comment:
...And if you could only leverage that purchase somehow
### REPLY:
leveraged buy outs are so 1980s
### END. |
### Comment:
how did he charge back?
### REPLY:
I guess, PayPal still thinks it’s only use is buying shit off people, cause all the dude did is say he was unhappy with goods he got, he just got his ass kicked in pool . A lot of dumb phone calls later and yea. I should of insisted on Venmo the only reason I own PayPal.
### END. |
### Comment:
None of that is possible without top golf introducing golf to millennials
### REPLY:
Yeah I guess you're right. I still can't believe Top Golf has so much reach in Asia.
### END. |
### Comment:
Actually that was Petrochina in 2007 - https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/02/petrochina-did-not-fare-well-after-reaching-1-trillion-in-market-cap.html
### REPLY:
I have no idea why you're downvoted but you are absolutely correct.
### END. |
### Comment:
Only currency actually backed by something
### REPLY:
Obesity?
### END. |
### Comment:
Ask anyone buying for the last week how that went for them.
### REPLY:
I just asked myself, and confirmed, it did not go well last week.
Really at this point, I’m doing the classic wsb double or nothing spiral lol
### END. |
### Comment:
Yup. Bought some too
### REPLY:
I want to, but a $97 put for a $12 stock seems crazy to me.
### END. |
### Comment:
Shit let's buy it
### REPLY:
You're about three days late to the 'let's buy this company with a six-figure market cap' meme, friendo.
### END. |
### Comment:
Wait so you are buying Walmart gift cards with a credit card, buying money orders with the gift cards, depositing the cash into bank account, paying off the credit cards, and getting nearly free sky miles on your credit cards.
Do I have that correct?
### REPLY:
No they're Simon brand Visa gift cards from a Simon brand mall. Then take these too Walmart to buy money orders.
### END. |
### Comment:
I went through with it (only 2 calls), looking good so far. You selling at open?
### REPLY:
I just closed half for 2.80 at open.
Fucking easy money buddy. You holding? Im gonna let the other half ride.
### END. |
### Comment:
Fucking changed ER dates so they killed.IV.
Weeks ago.
### REPLY:
ah. dang. I got some October $205s.. it's all total shit though. Fuck China.
### END. |
### Comment:
I think you mean blue pill. Real blackpilled Chads all in MU on margin every day.
### REPLY:
Take the ||bog|| pill bro
### END. |
### Comment:
case in point
### REPLY:
Lucky guess
### END. |
### Comment:
I’m down over 10k for the week. I really need something to go in my favor
### REPLY:
I'm down 95 percent overall. No idea if I should just throw in the towel and go back to my faggy ass share portfolio or find a Yolo and go out with a bang
### END. |
### Comment:
I think people are overreacting, beat expected earnings, and no matter how it performed this quarter next quarter will see increase with bo4
### REPLY:
Bo4 just looks like a reskinned Bo3. Looks terrible, but people will complain on Reddit, then buy it anyways.
### END. |
### Comment:
They bought Travis Mathew and also have around a 15% ownership stake in Top Golf.
### REPLY:
They also own Ogio
### END. |
### Comment:
I hear you. I would have closed both at that initial spike but I missed the opportunity.
### REPLY:
Looks good for now anyways. good volume and money flow.
### END. |
### Comment:
MSFT: no
### REPLY:
F
### END. |
### Comment:
buy long, don't play earnings
### REPLY:
That's probably my problem
### END. |
### Comment:
Now at 221%. Every inch of my body is saying GTFO but you know how it goes.
### REPLY:
Dude GTFO right now
### END. |
### Comment:
That was pretty big news though? Leaked emails show that was a political hit job, police abusing their power.
### REPLY:
sauce?
### END. |
### Comment:
I thought ceo's apologizing sent stocks up 10%
### REPLY:
Lol, not this one I guess. Market doesn’t like Dorsey. He is a bigger prick than Musk
### END. |
### Comment:
Did they crash? I knew that was way too good of a deal to be sustained lol
### REPLY:
They're only down 99.98% from their all time high. Theyll be fine I'm sure
### END. |
### Comment:
why? rebound expected? I mean Braintree and Venmo are awesome...but Shopify took a huge hit
### REPLY:
They raised guidance and dropped, I think people are fearful rn and it’ll rise this month
### END. |
### Comment:
It's not an electric car revolution until the middle class both wants and can afford them. And by then expect fierce competition from the other automakers who quite frankly can and will steal Tesla technology and put it to good use on their much larger and more efficient assembly lines.
I believe in electric cars long term, but it sure looks like Musk sucks at making them currently.
### REPLY:
What do you mean by 'steal' the entire car and patents with Tesla cars is now under open source licensing, I say now but really since 2014.
[https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you](https://www.tesla.com/blog/all-our-patent-are-belong-you)
### END. |
### Comment:
Fair point. The source I was reading had a much more negative tone.
I’m long in MU so I want what you’re saying to be right, I’m just a bit tired of the news the past few months.
Cheers and thanks for the perspective.
### REPLY:
Unless your calls are expiring Sept 21st. Things are fine. Additional benefit of the current low price is redeeming those toxic convertibles at low cost and or more are willing to sell.
### END. |
### Comment:
Have their economic aspirations not changed 1 bit over the last 70 years? Have you heard of Made in China 2025? Don’t you think a crumbling economy might hamper these policy changes?
### REPLY:
>Have you heard of Made in China 2025? Don’t you think a crumbling economy might hamper these policy changes?
So will more equitable trade policies.
### END. |
### Comment:
Its probably a Russian hacker or something.
### REPLY:
Is that why Google's DJI widget looks like a square wave and keeps disappearing?
### END. |
### Comment:
Oh shit, I still think it will turn around though. Alot of people are panicking right now.
### REPLY:
I'm sitting on 72.5 11/19s, hoping they're gonna be alright.
### END. |
### Comment:
Bankrupt.
### REPLY:
damn 🎉🔥 Steve 😅 no 🚫 need 🤫😂 to be depressed 😔🛀🏿📻 and shit 🍑💩
### END. |
### Comment:
It’s up 20 % on the day. But yes it’s a 100 % guaranteed loss.
### REPLY:
up 20% for like 5 minutes, now wheres it at? lol
### END. |
### Comment:
Thanks, I appreciate your insights. I came across this thread while doing DD on MTCH with the intent to purchase calls. I have not purchased any yet and don’t see any pressure (looking at the 10Yr) to act with immediacy today. I’ll follow up with my thoughts after I’ve had time to more properly analyze the stock this weekend.
### REPLY:
Sure, let me know what you conclude. I think overall people are pretty bullish on the stock so if you can find a good entry on Monday you might make some gains on a small runup and the increased IV before close on Tuesday.
### END. |
### Comment:
'Our car will do electric, it will do gasoline'
### REPLY:
It will do manual driving
### END. |
### Comment:
8/10 75
### REPLY:
Just hold tight man, it's gonna be a wild ride. I'm guessing we'll be back to normal tomorrow.
### END. |
### Comment:
Apparently
### REPLY:
LOL CUCKS BTFO OBUMMER.
Seriously, TPP was the long game for US hegemony in the Pacific and we fucking blew it up.
### END. |
### Comment:
Yeah, I'm a little nervous. But I doubled down on another $75 8/31C.
The link I edited in my original post gives me confidence. Maybe autistic confidence.
### REPLY:
I have basically no hope now lol
### END. |
### Comment:
Still waiting to board the rocketship :(
### REPLY:
:(
### END. |
### Comment:
Hitler also built some amazing trains and roads. A few things kinda over shadowed that.
### REPLY:
What are you talking about? How can you over shadow trains? Those things are pretty huge
### END. |
### Comment:
Y not straddle
### REPLY:
Please tell me about straddles. I haven't wandered in yet.
### END. |
### Comment:
Obesity?
### REPLY:
Diabetes!
### END. |
### Comment:
If they integrate Google Assistant, its a 2-3B mkt cap easily
### REPLY:
Pretty sure they already integrate w/ Google, Alexa, and Apple Homepod or whatever it's called
### END. |
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