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### Comment: They do matter. It's just that no one understands the fundamentals and what to look for in a company that's still in growth mode. As soon as I saw the numbers I knew WSB put holders were boned. Anybody that points to the EPS is going to get fucked over and over by lack of DD. ### REPLY: Amen ### END.
### Comment: European options, sure. ### REPLY: even american on some products. particularly the vol products ### END.
### Comment: E ### REPLY: D ### END.
### Comment: Tesla is at 3.5 days to cover right now according to Nasdaq ### REPLY: ELI5 ### END.
### Comment: Your a fuckin homo. And im not just sayin that cause i have tsla puts lol. ### REPLY: I feel bad for you son ### END.
### Comment: Any time SNAP has tried to diversify out of their shitty app has failed. That's been the alarm for me I think the same as you and plan on dumping these right before earnings ### REPLY: It'S a cAmEra coMPanY ### END.
### Comment: APRN $2.5 calls. 8/10 exp. MU $57.5 calls. 10/19 exp. ### REPLY: MU calls will be alright don’t get weak wrists now. ### END.
### Comment: idk, I bought calls (cheap af). they *say* they've finally figured out how to stop losing money, but we'll see. supposedly revamping their products and shit. Not sure if sales came through this quarter though, even though I assume their spring/summer sales do well because of travel season. ### REPLY: Yeah that makes sense, well hopefully this will make up for my MSFT Call lol ### END.
### Comment: Sometimes it takes a while to close out option positions, you can try lowering your limit if you want it closed sooner. ### REPLY: Awesome will do! ### END.
### Comment: Pshh I’d sell calls instead. ### REPLY: I'm so tempted to sell some spreads ### END.
### Comment: This was literally the line I was going to point out. Did a quick ctrl+F to see if anyone else noticed. Atta boy. ### REPLY: TIL I can crtl+F to search for the dumb comments I don't post because I'm sure I'm late to the party. ### END.
### Comment: Question here is do I sell at open or hold it? I got oct exporation ### REPLY: Hold ### END.
### Comment: How ### REPLY: I ### END.
### Comment: can't complain about 14k :) good trade ### REPLY: It is cool but does not move the needle, 40k in a day gets me excited, 14k is cool but when you have a decent shot at 40 it is a let down. Should have been ballsy and sold at 13.60 then bought back in at 11.00 and sold again right now for a 20 min 4k win. Oh well shutting this down and not looking at the market just to regret stuff :) Have a great day! ### END.
### Comment: I don't know, history has shown that when communism is put into practice the 'workers of the world' that united end up dead broke and fighting each other in bread lines while the leaders of the government live in gated mansions with the military protecting their ass. ### REPLY: That’s the issue with democratic centralism yep. ### END.
### Comment: Earnings were Tuesday AH ### REPLY: The pessimism hasn't worn off yet ### END.
### Comment: Yep, that’s called “we have no idea who that developer was, but we don’t work with that boutique vendor in Bangalore anymore and they didn’t document shit.” ### REPLY: You sir know your shit ### END.
### Comment: its only down 3% why the funeral? ### REPLY: Last month i bought shares at 52 and now they r trading arnd 44. It’s n a free fall. I feel like it’s gonna hit yearly low at 38 ### END.
### Comment: I picked up a couple hundred shares of uvxy ### REPLY: nice but you will need some otm puts for real cheap as they will try to continue to drop it.. ### END.
### Comment: That's racist ### REPLY: yeah he means african-american monday ### END.
### Comment: learn to read faster. the faster you read, the faster you can read charts. and the faster you can read charts, the faster you can make trades. and the faster you make trades, the faster you can lose your money! ### REPLY: Just read that comment at light speed ### END.
### Comment: its pretty tough when the market seems to react so randomly to news and reports these last few weeks. ### REPLY: ...the market is random ### END.
### Comment: i don't think the lightziner announcement came out until after the markets closed. ### REPLY: i don’t think something needs have coming up. It is all about the media trying to make up some story to explain everyday random movements. As such always fuck up ### END.
### Comment: As long as it's far out (ideally 2019) , it should be good. There's just too much bullshit noise potential in the next few months and leading into the mid terms in fall. Markets could very easily go sideways until all this bullshit noise goes away. ### REPLY: Not if azure gets the Pentagon contract ### END.
### Comment: How much did you make? ### REPLY: 100% should have held but thats enough for me. I rebought tesla super long expiration for december ### END.
### Comment: I love seeing retards lose money just as much as anyone else in this sub, but seriously man, that's a terrible idea. ### REPLY: Yeah you're probably right. Bought and sold like 15 minutes later for 10% gain. Was worrying me it would stay up too long so I gave up on it. ### END.
### Comment: He has a cameo in zoolander. He says a couple things on the red carpet. edit: [link to scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOs_A-nzesA) ### REPLY: MY PRESIDENT ### END.
### Comment: thast what i thought, but the other week when tariffs got cancelled the market seemed to hate it. ### REPLY: And now the Nasdaq and QQQ are raping my puts ### END.
### Comment: Always seeing the silver lining, I like that about you ### REPLY: More like red lining ### END.
### Comment: OP could be like 22 in which case $7k being life savings is pretty sweet. ### REPLY: I am 22 ### END.
### Comment: aetna added teladoc and I used it once. seemed like good service. but how will they make money or more money? idk ### REPLY: They have subscription fees and also in visit fees. They haven’t made a profit yet but they are a high growth company so profitability isn’t the key now, it is revenue growth which they are achieving. I think it is something that can take off for the behavior health side. ### END.
### Comment: Elon promised it would be profitable in the second half of this year. Also dumping NVDA for their own hardware which they believe is better. ### REPLY: Narrator: It wasn't on both counts. ### END.
### Comment: I didn't have enough money to be exercised. So my broker basically used their money to purchase the shares, added them to my account, and issued a margin call to me, which meant I couldn't buy anything until I covered the margin call. Then when the day was over my broker exercised my options, and someone else bought those shares from me, and on Monday I was no longer in a margin call. ### REPLY: Gotcha. Thanks ### END.
### Comment: I thought you were just saying it was heading to 51 as a 'knowing MU's luck kind of thing' - then I checked. Oh man, today is going to fucking hurt all across the board. I thought yesterday was Thursday!! ### REPLY: coming back strong somehow as tech gets carried by AAPL ### END.
### Comment: So I should hold? ### REPLY: I sold already. ### END.
### Comment: Good luck. I have yet to close out a spread with these fuck heads. If you have the capital just buy out the shorts and then close the longs. ### REPLY: i had a messy time buying and selling 20-30 contracts at a time at open but fuck i got lucky today gonna enter a longer term short, small entry ### END.
### Comment: SQ or SHOP ### REPLY: SQ it is! Was super close to buying LULU haha ### END.
### Comment: I've never been so happy to be too poor to play TSLA options ### REPLY: I tried YOLO'ing my entire meagre portfolio of $8000 into 270 Tesla puts the other day and only just found out my investment account doesn't let me trade options on it's mobile app. REALLY fucking glad I didn't. ### END.
### Comment: This is not aging well. ### REPLY: I’m not worried about today lol. I don’t do options, I invest long term ### END.
### Comment: > first options play > 8/17 250 put God Bless America ### REPLY: I just wanted to fit in ### END.
### Comment: this gif is how i imagined rosebud and haupt91 competed for wsb's love. ### REPLY: Haupt91 flew too close to the sun ... ### END.
### Comment: Libertarian. Just saying a red day doesn't have to be bad. ### REPLY: Better ded than red ### END.
### Comment: Then why are you complaining? ### REPLY: Cuz you can only bet on drops for so long, and personally I'd kinda like for American companies to make money? ### END.
### Comment: fake news ### REPLY: production concerns? ### END.
### Comment: Hedging your upside with massive upside, I like it ### REPLY: The WSB strategy ### END.
### Comment: No. ### REPLY: What if I use max margin? ### END.
### Comment: Wait what? That's not how it works under USG is it? Expense recognition rules stipulate that expenses must be recorded in the same period as the revenues are? Its called the matching principle. Am I missing something here? ### REPLY: You might be right, but with Tesla you just never know. They also use non-GAAP accounting, so.... ### END.
### Comment: Don’t count your tendies before they hatch. ### REPLY: lmaooo this shit is so true ### END.
### Comment: That’s what you get for thinking your commie stocks are gonna be anything but red ### REPLY: Oh come on. We all know it's only painted red like their 'communism'. Deep inside they want to be green. ### END.
### Comment: Okay. ### REPLY: https://www.smartcitiesdive.com/ex/sustainablecitiescollective/poor-quality-corruption-and-construction-china/32889/ https://www.wired.com/2013/03/poor-quality-chinese-concrete-could-lead-to-skyscraper-collapses/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqrgxU_I98 Do a google search, it is not hard to find tons of info about this. ### END.
### Comment: definitely make u loose hair ### REPLY: Yeah had tht one already ### END.
### Comment: $NVDA about to run up huge before earnings ### REPLY: Perfect time to buy. ### END.
### Comment: no friggin way!! It went up 7% and then lost 0.4% .. god damn call the powlice we just lost 0.4%. ### REPLY: We should, .4% is 4 billion ### END.
### Comment: No still holding..put a stop-loss at 4.00 ### REPLY: Just sell it ... How much more upside do you think it has? It's already hit 1T. You won. Big. Take it. ### END.
### Comment: Well OP I'm officially back in the green for this one, 60+ by October you say? ### REPLY: Nice. Unless we see high 50's by end of Aug. Id hold til then. However you like to play stocks. I like to sell anytime I get a 2 bagger then buy bag in on a small dip. ### END.
### Comment: see, you fuckin autist, see. ### REPLY: Saw on these nuts. ### END.
### Comment: Sold +300. Too much movement ### REPLY: you made the right choice ### END.
### Comment: But Nolan then created Chuck E Cheese, so almost as good as Apple. ### REPLY: Apple=1trillion dollar Chunky cheese = bagajillionzillion dollar ### END.
### Comment: Sure, they'll be worth $.01 per contract. ### REPLY: My fds were .02 ### END.
### Comment: Found it, thanks! One of the things I would never have guessed. ### REPLY: Short atvi ### END.
### Comment: It never hit 207.5.... ### REPLY: There are 4,829,926,000 shares outstanding, making $207.05 the $1T mark....which it hit ### END.
### Comment: 25 cents now ;) ### REPLY: Already hit $1T and pulled back a tiny bit mid-day ### END.
### Comment: I think 110, while obviously not guaranteed, is still well within reach. Unfortunately I have a bunch of 110/115 spreads that I think I got overzealous with. Considering rolling them down to 105/110 spreads but that's gonna cost me even more and I'm hurting a bit this past week as is. ### REPLY: It looks like we’re going to be ok! ### END.
### Comment: I was so tired of it just flatlining, thank god for Apple and Musk for carrying tech ### REPLY: They truly are our saviors. ### END.
### Comment: why not? They make 200,000 in the US with slave labor in china working 24/7 they can do another 500k another question is the demand though. China might want a smaller cheaper car. ### REPLY: They have to ramp up in China. They can leverage what they've learned so far, but there is work to be done. All this takes cash which they're running low on. ### END.
### Comment: Oof ### REPLY: Oof ouch owie my holes ### END.
### Comment: No shit I was reading at a rabbits pace over here just to keep up. ### REPLY: Same but damn, it flowed well. ### END.
### Comment: That doesn't address my original question though. And yes 2019 Fords can. ### REPLY: I did address your original question. I'll address it again. They have the best self driving cars on the market. With regards to Ford's possible future tech: We're in 2018, not 2019. Their technology is unproven. Could be complete shit when it comes out. ### END.
### Comment: Because the people that are driven to actually register and buy it are the same people that will use it more than twice a month. Then moviepass has to shell out $$ for the extra movies. Anyone who doesn’t use it more than twice a month isn’t going to keep paying the subscription. ### REPLY: Plenty of people pay monthly gym fees and never go. ### END.
### Comment: Even worse, OP is a grill ### REPLY: Those still exist on this sub? Thought we ran them all out of town. ### END.
### Comment: An Elantra provides 95% of the utility, with likely less environmental impact, for <30% of the price... new with a better warranty... ### REPLY: more reliable, etc. ### END.
### Comment: You could always day trade options. Best of both worlds. ### REPLY: -1000% ### END.
### Comment: Too lazy. Stay poor. Paying for a new garage door opener (only reason I am home right now) then heading back into my business for a few hours. ### REPLY: You must be pretty pathetic to be too lazy to take a screenshot/ picture what a whore shit excuse I’m not even gonna bother with you anymore I’ve burned more brain cells just talking to you than you’ve burned calories In your lazy ass life ### END.
### Comment: He's just a poor boy, he needs no sympathy. ### REPLY: because it's easy come, easy go ### END.
### Comment: just go all in puts and calls and puts ### REPLY: Done. ### END.
### Comment: proof or ban ### REPLY: https://imgur.com/a/cNGRYqt for Friday! ### END.
### Comment: Not looking good. ### REPLY: Yeah, it's a shit company ### END.
### Comment: https://www.smartcitiesdive.com/ex/sustainablecitiescollective/poor-quality-corruption-and-construction-china/32889/ https://www.wired.com/2013/03/poor-quality-chinese-concrete-could-lead-to-skyscraper-collapses/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRqrgxU_I98 Do a google search, it is not hard to find tons of info about this. ### REPLY: TIL cars are built in skyscrapers Do you not understand how god damn ridiculous your argument is? 'omg they make houses out of wood in the United States so short defense contractors building missiles because their factories are def gonna burn down in wildfires' ### END.
### Comment: a ### REPLY: A long long way to run! *Dances off into the hills* ### END.
### Comment: Yeah, thinking about buying puts now that they’re on sale. Only problem is the ER could go either way. EPS will be fine but user base will decline further in Q3. Comes down to how the market reacts to the earnings call. ### REPLY: In regards of EU DSGVO I think there's more downside then upside. Also Snapchat already decreased much in used growth last quarter, so the user momentum already passed. ### END.
### Comment: I'm so sick and tired of meme stocks, MU and IQ... I can live with AMD. ### REPLY: the OG meme stock of this week ### END.
### Comment: I’ve got commons down 30%. I think I might partake in some options for earnings on this one. ### REPLY: I thought about doubling down. Then I thought about my last blackjack session when I said there’s no way I can lose another 5 hands in a row... ### END.
### Comment: That's over a week away which is like a month in TQQQ time. I would hold them. NASDAQ has a lot of room for recovery after the FRI-MON dip. Disclaimer: I'm holding 400 shares of TQQQ that I bought on Friday _before_ the dip because I'm an idiot. ### REPLY: Good call, thanks for talking me down, it just shot way up after my post as is customary. ### END.
### Comment: but casuals infested CS, Halo, CoD, and BF nothing has changed aside from wall street finally picking up on video game hype ### REPLY: Fortnite ### END.
### Comment: As much as I hate trump for various reasons -which is a lot - he kinda cucked the Chinese hard on this. Kinda relieving to know that the USA is still able to put them in their place before they inevitably take over the world by 2030. ### REPLY: I feel like we still have a few effective bitch slaps we can give them before our inevitable collapse ### END.
### Comment: Oh come on. We all know it's only painted red like their 'communism'. Deep inside they want to be green. ### REPLY: How do we know? Can never trust communists ### END.
### Comment: I ### REPLY: V ### END.
### Comment: Is yours better ### REPLY: why, yes it is. ### END.
### Comment: production concerns? ### REPLY: alternative facts ### END.
### Comment: I’m severely autistic, so you take a guess. ### REPLY: そっか 。 ### END.
### Comment: Dips won't be buyable he says.... This aged well. ### REPLY: What are we up now? 1% ? 2%? After getting destroyed across the board from horrible tech earnings? Your autism is showing ### END.
### Comment: It's not a matter of if but a matter of when ### REPLY: Well, there's always the heat death of the universe.... ### END.
### Comment: CALL OR PUT? ### REPLY: Puts, damn I thought the cc was next week, that’s what E*TRADE showed...woke up to $$$ lmao...I’m terrible at faggies and this is the last time I jump in without doing DD. ### END.
### Comment: could if keep more large them that banning. news. to chains with That fuck sure up news start Kroger Be ### REPLY: Bad bot ### END.
### Comment: I take it back $15 OTM means nothing to the mighty short shorts burner. ### REPLY: I sold...... ### END.
### Comment: Why aug 3 ? ### REPLY: Shorts get that call ### END.
### Comment: 3 days for them to start covering.. this is going to get juicy : ). bought some verticals and I might get a call at open tomorrow. ### REPLY: And we got people on this sub saying theyre buying puts when it hits 350... Wtf? You're going to buy puts when shorts actually have to start covering? Wtf kind of super autism is that? ### END.
### Comment: What if I use max margin? ### REPLY: On a Credit Card and/or loan ### END.
### Comment: Hope you went through with this... ### REPLY: Just one 300C because I have no balls, but I'm not complaining. ### END.
### Comment: Are you sure? I got 8/10s Just in case it was a slow growth ### REPLY: gotta yolo ### END.