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### Comment: no I mean pay back the credit card and collect the reward points ### REPLY: Wouldn’t you only get like 1-1.5% cash back and you’d be spending $8.70 per $1000 on gift cards and money orders, netting you less than $10. Perhaps it would be worth it on some kind of travel card I guess. ### END.
### Comment: It was either going to 200 or 400 ### REPLY: Not a chance of it going to $200. Lol I want what you guys are smoking... seriously. Tesla would have had to declare bankruptcy, or Elon dying of exhaustion on the ER for that to happen. ### END.
### Comment: 'If TSLA hits the point where shorts actually have to start covering I'm going to short it more.' Fuckin genius, let me know how that goes for you. ### REPLY: lmaoooo ### END.
### Comment: I dunno...I actually feel like I have chance when playing hearthstone....where as I'm already fucked the second I press 'buy to open, place order' on my options play. ### REPLY: I mean you're pretty much describing what happens to me when I go against an odd paly with my meme shudderwock decks ### END.
### Comment: No I'm saying he's wrong in saying that Apple's stock was going to tank the same reason people in this sub jokingly say whatever random stock is going to drop because of some stupid personal preference. That whole chart I posted was all before the release of the iphone 6, which I'm sure development started before this tweet anyways. ### REPLY: Do you honestly think if Apple didn't release a larger screen on the iPhone their share price wouldn't be negatively impacted? ### END.
### Comment: Haupt91 flew too close to the sun ... ### REPLY: Can we talk about your flair? ### END.
### Comment: more reliable, etc. ### REPLY: Yes, the Elantra is likely more reliable. ### END.
### Comment: Yeah but I usually don’t like the risk to reward ratio of naked anything. Like if it goes wrong it goes wrong horribly. ### REPLY: Yeah, like my MCD, FB, and CAT puts.... going to be digging out of that hole for a while. ### END.
### Comment: I bought puts when it was at $18.7 I’m long term bullish on AMD but short term I’m thinking pullback down to $17-18 might be more reasonable before we run up again. ### REPLY: yep, with ya there. ### END.
### Comment: Fuck off bot. ### REPLY: Report it. Get it kicked off wsb. BuzzFeed bullshit ### END.
### Comment: Right?! It's basically just miserable college aged kids who aren't getting laid so they spend all day bitching on the Internet. Sure it's funny most the time , but this post is weak. ### REPLY: So just like OP then. ### END.
### Comment: it rose off huge wins AND low expectations ### REPLY: I mean not really. The expectations were pretty grounded. They reported a ton of great news and rose because of it. If they hadn't posted as well as they did they would be down. ### END.
### Comment: Expiration? ### REPLY: 8/3 like a true autist. ### END.
### Comment: It is worth what I bought it for at open, for reasons I don't understand..... It went up over $10 a share from when I purchased it. Edit: Also, I have no idea how the greeks work. Edit2: I researched what the greeks are. Why is my Delta .03 when the stock price went up $10 from the point of when I purchased it? ### REPLY: Pretty glad I held my Call. Worth way more right now than when this post came through :P ### END.
### Comment: I am 22 ### REPLY: You’re about to feel daddy Elon’s wrath ### END.
### Comment: I don’t know ea hasn’t had much success lately from what I’ve seen, all the casual gamers who played sports games are mostly playing fortnite now (trust me my cousin and his friends are so goddamn annoying that I try my best to stay away from my moms side of the family) ### REPLY: I could care less about EA the shithole of a company I only care about making that $$ off them EA will have a tag along pump if atvi/t2 are spiking up bigly. That's what I'm betting on. ### END.
### Comment: I bought one 10/19, but if it keeps running up into the close I might just take the profit. ### REPLY: It's starting down a bit right now... I'm gonna hold on. I think I'll sell early tomorrow. ### END.
### Comment: you still have to do your homework. not easy ### REPLY: Start of with a few million, in a few years you can make it one million. ### END.
### Comment: MY PRESIDENT ### REPLY: Man, you made me realize I would absolutely love to be hype for him being president. I really wish he didnt constantly say and do dumb shit like every day. ### END.
### Comment: AMC the movie theater chain? Otherwise I don't get what you're trying to say ### REPLY: In general. Studios need to realize they can't keep putting out reboots of the same thing and attempt to recoup the budget on ticket sales opening week. Disney and Fox are releasing the digital copies a week before physical (dvd/ray; Infinity Wars and Deadpool 2). The idea of MoviePass will live on in some form or another; it will not be something to invest/yolo in/on unless they get broken into little pieces. ### END.
### Comment: wasn't an Even call. like more Not TSLA analyst fucking started $220 during 50/50, then.... 1/99. unless a Elon ### REPLY: ^shhhhhhhh I think it's trying to communicate with us ### END.
### Comment: I told you guys. Grab shares in RCL and you won't be sorry next year ### REPLY: I went with ITM calls. Daddy likes a lil' leverage. ### END.
### Comment: give them some airpods ffs ### REPLY: Better? https://imgur.com/a/wg642Rf ### END.
### Comment: look at the technicals - I knew they were gonna f-ck with shorts, and, despite the short interest there were large buy blocks yesterday afternoon. that, and good overall fundamentals for the people that care. it was easy to predict a short squeeze today/tomorrow ### REPLY: Thanks where is the go to source for tech and where can i find info aboot large buy blocks ### END.
### Comment: We're not talking about an office building. We're talking about a production manufacturing line. Things need to be moved into place, tested, etc. Plus they need to raise capital over there. That takes 3-6 months. ### REPLY: They got the lines that were flown over from Germany working in a week and reached 60% capacity the week after. ### END.
### Comment: More than a couple are me I just buy whatever WSB tells me to. ### REPLY: How do you still have money ### END.
### Comment: The dryer is a good place to start. ### REPLY: This guy with change in his pocket. ### END.
### Comment: I just bought puts on SQ, going to be looking for a short term correction ### REPLY: on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago ### END.
### Comment: You’ve never lost more than $9 in a morning? ### REPLY: He's led a life of privilege ### END.
### Comment: the OG meme stock of this week ### REPLY: I think I'll once for all sell all my shares and buy some FB. Still a good value from that drop. ### END.
### Comment: Yes unless there is a significant drop in the next couple days. ### REPLY: What's significant for you? ### END.
### Comment: You should FOMO. Clearly trade wars are good and we're winning, BIGLY ### REPLY: We’re not winning until MU is at 90. ### END.
### Comment: Anything the Musk says, markets reacts strangely ### REPLY: Musky, just killed a shortie ### END.
### Comment: Wait I bought ATVI calls.. but I'm being more responsible lately so it's a Jan 2019 expiry. ### REPLY: sorry buddy RIP your calls January is probably fine tho ### END.
### Comment: Thanks. I assume the amount needed to exercise the contracts can be pricey. ### REPLY: This is not it. The premium comes from the TIME available to execute. Actual contract assignments are $19.99 on td Ameritrade ### END.
### Comment: Chad life ### REPLY: I short $chad too ### END.
### Comment: And lowered their expectations on price twice I believe. ### REPLY: My shares (100) are up 25% so 🤷🏽‍♂️ ### END.
### Comment: But in those off chances WSB is right.... ### REPLY: 'Off chances' you answered your own question. Now hop on the call train with me, once SNAP settles back down tomorrow mid-morning. Look at what happened to GoPro ### END.
### Comment: Cheers mate. Massive pop. ### REPLY: nice hopefully it sustains, I did end up getting 9/21 $125's ### END.
### Comment: When is their earnings call tomorrow? ### REPLY: Earnings call is right now. Hoping it shoots this bitch to $7 or $8 tomorrow ### END.
### Comment: Thanks shyguy, Very cool! ### REPLY: I KNOW RIGHT VERY COOL 😘 ### END.
### Comment: They missed? Looks like they crushed it. This is from Earnings Whisper: > TTWO reported 1st Quarter June 2018 earnings of $0.62 per share. The consensus earnings estimate was $0.07 per share on revenue of $259.7 million. The Earnings Whisper number was $0.14 per share. ### REPLY: Huh, I saw 2 sources claiming miss by $0.02. I haven't been following TTWO though. This makes a lot more sense given it's up so much. ### END.
### Comment: R ### REPLY: T ### END.
### Comment: Apple ### REPLY: Yes ### END.
### Comment: *moon ### REPLY: I'm OK with this, as always, wish I had bought more! ### END.
### Comment: If someone gets a contract going that we all sign using verisign remotely and throw in a certain amount of money after crunching the numbers, I'm down. The news blurb would be hilarious. The retards at WSB just pooled their money together and bought movie pass and they're not offering normies a subscription. When asked why they responded 'because, fuck you that's why.' ### REPLY: Can someone who knows how to do this do it please ### END.
### Comment: congrats. $GPRO is +8% now ### REPLY: Not anymore. I had calls on fit. and this same shit happened lol Hoping shares go back up ### END.
### Comment: General loser checking in ### REPLY: Pls stop buying FDs with company money and start the buyback already. ### END.
### Comment: both of those are realistic situations ### REPLY: Wait until Trump makes electric cars illegal. Making America ^go Gasoline Again ### END.
### Comment: Can I wet the tip to see which way the wind is going to blow it next? ### REPLY: Sure. You won't find me turning down getting a set of lips around my pecker. ### END.
### Comment: Sounds like r/personalfinance ### REPLY: Dont listen to em, they dont eat tendies! ### END.
### Comment: up 7k :) ### REPLY: Oh shit nice dude. And it’s looking pretty good for the future. I’ll get back to you in a week with another update lmao ### END.
### Comment: R.. *ooooo Naggers* ### REPLY: S ### END.
### Comment: Or they expire worthless lol ### REPLY: you are fake news ### END.
### Comment: The same companies building these cheapo buildings will be building a multi floor factory. Good luck bro. ### REPLY: You haven't explained how they maintain manufacturing quality in such an environment. You're contradicting basic known facts. ### END.
### Comment: Looks like Apple already beat him to $1 trillion ### REPLY: Youngest/quickest? ### END.
### Comment: $14 in-the-money puts it's okay i remember being where you're at; you're learning, not an idiot ### REPLY: Also an idiot — how do you know that? Also what would the break even price be? ### END.
### Comment: Yeah let’s pray ### REPLY: It helped! AND we could still pull out an SQ tomorrow, depending of how investors react to employment numbers ### END.
### Comment: I can feel that, thanks for the real talk. ### REPLY: Lol, I kept thinking everything you were saying sounds like it comes straight out of the mouth of a salesman at an Elantra dealership. Not that I'm saying it or the points you make are wrong ### END.
### Comment: RIP brother ### REPLY: I goofed up ### END.
### Comment: Probably could get 2 $55 Jan’s for ~$1100. If NVDA has good earnings and guidance that would provide a jumpstart for an earnings run-up. ### REPLY: Have you considered NVDA calls ### END.
### Comment: 3 years ago I bought a painting for 2 million. Now that shit worth 1 million. ### REPLY: Jay z said it better - cause he doubled his $$ ### END.
### Comment: Damn son, you photoshop like a pro. We got a new meme king over here ### REPLY: It's so hard to find a transparent background logo for Apple... ### END.
### Comment: Scott is super underrated. He called Amazon's acquisition of Whole Foods and that Blue Apron was going straight to the shitter. ### REPLY: Yep. I saw that presentation back in 2015 and didn't buy it, thought it was a lot of fluff, saw the stock fall to the 90s in 2016 and figured what the heck and initiated a position then, sadly, sold out in the $130 range March 17 but ended up buying back at $160 range during the Feb 18 scare. ### END.
### Comment: if you have to ask the answer is yes ### REPLY: The real DD ### END.
### Comment: They have to ramp up in China. They can leverage what they've learned so far, but there is work to be done. All this takes cash which they're running low on. ### REPLY: Yeah but everyone wants Teslas so why the fuck would they have trouble raising money?? ### END.
### Comment: Market overreaction....meanwhile companies that are real and producing everything around us like AMAT are getting punished ### REPLY: I got into AMAT a while back but it went sideways. Got out at about $2 a share higher. Fuckem. Let's hope WIFI goes to shit cause sweet tendies are waiting. otherwise $ROPE ### END.
### Comment: on SQ? The correction was 3 days ago ### REPLY: Yeah pulled 500$ off them today :) soldntoo soon bough ### END.
### Comment: But it didn’t bc nobody has come forward. And look at his interactions on screen. He’s never being inappropriate ### REPLY: Good lord, what did you just say? ### END.
### Comment: repost ### REPLY: It’s in honor of Apple hitting 1T ### END.
### Comment: Same date but I got $132s. Hoping for a quick spike and I'm selling tomorrow most likely. ### REPLY: I went through with it (only 2 calls), looking good so far. You selling at open? ### END.
### Comment: why the hate. though i'm not a fan of calls+puts cuz it needs to moon in either direction to profit which is just so hard. ### REPLY: This isn't r/retireatage75 ### END.
### Comment: .. Care to share where you learned your lessons? ### REPLY: I too would like 4k a month on auto trading ### END.
### Comment: #F ### REPLY: L ### END.
### Comment: Mother of all tarrifs.. Edit : when you are the president of USA 🇺🇸 you can pretty much do anything and they let you do it. You can just grab China 🇨🇳 by their Wussies.. ### REPLY: GEOTUS with the MOATist ### END.
### Comment: t h i c c losses ### REPLY: Kim K thicc or 'Lil kim thicc? ### END.
### Comment: I mean you're pretty much describing what happens to me when I go against an odd paly with my meme shudderwock decks ### REPLY: This is the realest WSB post I’ve ever read. ### END.
### Comment: Snaps gonna soar because wsb thinks it'll flop this is easy logic kids ### REPLY: Yup. Calls cocked n loaded ### END.
### Comment: F ### REPLY: F ### END.
### Comment: I thought about doubling down. Then I thought about my last blackjack session when I said there’s no way I can lose another 5 hands in a row... ### REPLY: S'fine if you're octopus ### END.
### Comment: Not a chance of it going to $200. Lol I want what you guys are smoking... seriously. Tesla would have had to declare bankruptcy, or Elon dying of exhaustion on the ER for that to happen. ### REPLY: I was thinking at least 250 like last time. ### END.
### Comment: What's significant for you? ### REPLY: 100k ### END.
### Comment: Lol I don’t use CenturyLink I’m not insane ### REPLY: Oh ok, I’ll just switch to comcast. /s ### END.
### Comment: Imagine a sub that gambles away millions of dollars on options, while demonizing another type of gambling. ### REPLY: I enjoy all forms of degenerate gambling but some are really gay and make me feel weird. ### END.
### Comment: Not all leftist systems have failed. ### REPLY: Depends what your definition of success is ### END.
### Comment: God you're so fucking gay.... ### REPLY: My autism doesn't let me understand the context. Do you mean in the good way or the not good way? ### END.
### Comment: Is that like a mutual fund? ### REPLY: More like a Vanguard S&P fund, but yeah. ### END.
### Comment: I’ve never fucked with commodities, so I might take some baby steps. What makes you bullish on it? ### REPLY: Aside from technical analysis, the US has a exited the deal with Iran on Nuclear disarmament and placed heavy sanctions, cutting them off from trading with the west. The US is the world’s largest producer of oil and exports should continue to rise because of Iran. We’re not slowing our oil usage either. That is still growing. ### END.
### Comment: That's pocket change for him. Non news. ### REPLY: 3% of your net worth is an decent chunk. That's like if I made $3. ### END.
### Comment: FWIW the US is the Saudi Arabia of coal ### REPLY: We produce more oil than them, too. ### END.
### Comment: LOL. Single-core (or per-core) performance is all that matters, and AMD realized that just now. Core number is irrelevant, just like megapixel counts on cameras. ARM is closing in on 'real' CPUs and the border between CISC and RISC is gone. I wonder what Apple has in their sleeves, as the latest iPad Pro is stronger than a 2011 MBP. ### REPLY: Intel's rumored to release a date for the next generation of processors, supposedly they have ridiculously high clock speeds. They probably wouldn't be released until 2019, but ill bank on them being announced soon. So call intel 70$ 6/21/19 ### END.
### Comment: Shit I forgot to change the date. Oh well, now it's really a shitpost ### REPLY: doesn't matter, have tendies. ### END.
### Comment: LOL... but understandable given that you're poor and in this sub ### REPLY: *poor because he's in this sub ### END.
### Comment: No, what did Mac Miller do!? ### REPLY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI ### END.
### Comment: 100k ### REPLY: LOL ### END.
### Comment: Is she wearing any underwear?? ### REPLY: Well, little Johnny, girls don't have a Mr. Wang down there, that's why it may look like they're wearing underwear, but they actually aren't. ### END.
### Comment: You haven't seen 0DTE SPX calls, have you? ### REPLY: occasionally when i feel like throwing a crapshoot i buy a spy call or put expiring today or tomorrow and just sell it at end of day. can't do it often due to day trade limit though. ### END.
### Comment: you forgot FB calls. ### REPLY: Came to say this. Made 7k today on those ### END.
### Comment: Won’t be 1% long. They r going to dilute ### REPLY: whoa there Captain Obvious. whoaaaa. whoaa. whoa boy. **whoa.** *going to dilute* you say. no way. *no way* i say. *no way*. ### END.
### Comment: L ### REPLY: A ### END.