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so what's your next move with the whole thing? | oh god i don't even know. i was out here at like six and she was still dead asleep with her face smashed into the pillow and her hair all over the place and i just stood there like an absolute goon. felt that stupid little squeeze in my chest where you're like yeah this is it. this is the person. the birds were going c... |
you keep checking your phone for someone important or just bored of my company already | oh it's stupid really. was just scrolling through messages thinking maybe she'd remember eventually you know? mom hasn't said a word all day. fifty-two years and she forgets the day she pushed me out into this mess. and here i am at a wedding watching someone else's family do the whole teary toast thing and it's like y... |
that look on your face says you're either calculating the tip or planning someone's funeral | bit of both actually. no it's just my mom forgot my birthday today and i didn't even realize i was waiting for a text till the evening hit and nothing came through. you know that hollow feeling when you check your phone and it's just work emails and a weather alert. and then the wedding cake came out and everyone's sin... |
you gonna start charging admission for that bench show soon? | this guy just walked past wearing socks with sandals AND cargo shorts like it was a deliberate fashion choice. i think i owe him a standing ovation honestly |
see anything more interesting than that squirrel that's been staring at us for ten minutes? | there's a couple having what looks like a very dramatic breakup over by the fountain and the pigeon population is definitely taking sides. this is better than my streaming queue right now |
so what was in the box anyway? | just a bunch of letters from that friend I had in high school. reading them now it's like a different person wrote them, you know? all that future planning we did. |
how'd you even end up with those still? | my mom saved them in a shoebox under my bed. pulled one out and the handwriting was so familiar but the person is basically a stranger now. weird how time does that. |
wait what happened, you sound wrecked | both kids came down with something at 2am. now the laundry's basically a biohazard. |
dude you okay? what's going on | double sick kid duty and a laundry pile that's judging me from the hallway. |
so they still haven't found it? not even a trace? | nothing, not a single update. the app just says 'searching' like it's been saying for two days straight. my veil was in there, my grandma's old earrings. |
what did the airline even say when you called? | some automated thing about 'high volume of claims' and then a robot voice telling me to be patient. like, sure, patience is real easy when your wedding outfit's just floating around somewhere. |
remember how you used to make her those cheesy macaroni cards every year? | yeah and this year nothing not even a text |
did she at least send the usual embarrassing voicemail? | nope just radio silence all day |
what's got you grinning like that, you look like you just won the lottery | cousin they literally did it in the last second. overtime buzzer beater from half court. the whole arena just exploded and i think i lost my voice screaming. |
okay you're glowing, spill — what happened | the game was tied with like three seconds left in overtime and somehow our guy caught the pass and just launched it. swish. never heard a crowd go that quiet then that loud before. |
hey what's that face you just made, you look like you remembered something weird | okay so you know how shower thoughts are supposed to hit you in the shower right but this morning i was just standing there with the water running and my brain went 'what if birds are just tiny dinosaurs that got really into drama' like think about it they're always watching from telephone wires and they've got those q... |
you've got that look like you're about to drop a conspiracy theory, what's going on | so i just woke up and my first thought was about how we're all walking around with these little machines in our pockets that know exactly what we're thinking and yet i still can't figure out why my phone autocorrected 'definitely' to 'defiantly' three times in a row this morning like it's almost personal you know and t... |
so what happened with the Henderson project deadline? | oh it's a complete circus. pushed it back twice already and now the client's assistant is sending me calendar invites for 'urgent check-ins' at 9pm. like buddy that's when I walk my dog. |
did you get any of that inbox cleared out today? | cleared out maybe ten but thirty more popped in like angry little mushrooms. honestly the dog park at midnight is the only place my phone doesn't buzz. |
so you never got a chance to check the bag before the ceremony started? | nope, not even a peek. they just said 'we're working on it' and that was that. you know how many times i've flown with those people? status and everything, doesn't mean a damn thing when they decide your bag doesn't matter. i had to borrow a tie from the groom's uncle, which was too short obviously, and the shoes i'm w... |
did they give you any kind of timeline or are they just leaving you hanging? | leaving me hanging is the generous way to put it. they said 'we'll prioritize your case' which is airline code for 'we've already forgotten about you.' the tracker hasn't moved since the layover in denver. i even called them from the bathroom stall during the cocktail hour, sat there on the cold tile with my phone pres... |
did anyone on the call acknowledge it? | oh the silence after was the loudest thing ever |
how long did you sit there wishing the floor would swallow you? | still cringing three hours later if that tells you anything |
wait what happened up there? | oh man the plane just dropped like a rock for a second |
you good? what went down? | turbulence hit and i nearly screamed in front of everyone |
okay spill — what happened in the team meeting after I left? | oh you missed it — carla accidentally shared her screen with her dating app open during the budget review. everyone froze for a solid five seconds. |
so what's the tea with marketing? i saw you smirking at your phone earlier. | jason sent a passive-aggressive email to the whole department about the missing coffee fund and it turns out he was the one who took the twenty bucks last week. the receipts are glorious. |
Wait, someone paid for your coffee? What's the story there? | there's this little coffee shop on maple street, the one with the crooked sign. I go there every Thursday after my appointment. anyway this young woman, couldn't have been more than twenty-five, she was ahead of me in line. she paid for her drink and then just... turned around and handed the barista another twenty and ... |
What's that old thing you're holding there? | college hoodie. my god it's so faded you can barely read the letters anymore. remember when i swore i'd wear it till it fell apart? well it's practically there. smells like that old apartment too somehow, that weird mix of incense and stale coffee we always had. found a gum wrapper in the pocket from that all-nighter b... |
You've been quiet over there — what's caught your eye? | this stupid hoodie. worn so thin at the elbows it's almost see-through. remember the night i got it? freshmen orientation and that girl from the floor above us spilled her entire soda down my back and this guy i barely knew just handed me his hoodie and said here you'll need this. never even got his name. weird how som... |
what's that little smile about this early in the morning? | oh man you're gonna think this is so dumb but she did the sticky note thing again you know the one where she hides them in my lunchbox and i swear i've told her a hundred times i don't even need lunch notes at my age but this morning i opened it up and there's this little doodle of a dog with my glasses on and it says ... |
you look like you're about to cry but happy about it what's going on? | hah no i'm not crying it's just uh my wife left another one of those sticky notes in my lunch again and i thought i was over it by now but she drew a little heart with our anniversary date inside and wrote 'still my favorite' and you know how when you've been married this long you think the little surprises run out but... |
whatcha looking at there? | old photos. god, that trip was a whole different life. |
those from somewhere special? | t-ten years ago. feels like a dream now. |
you mentioned a song came on earlier at the gym — the one that made you stop mid-set? | wow yeah that one. middle school gym floor flashbacks. |
so that track hit you harder than you expected? | couldn't even finish the rep. just stood there. |
You look like you're a million miles away — what'd you find in there? | old college hoodie from way back when. faded blue, cuffs all frayed, couple of holes near the hem. thing's been sitting in a box under some blankets for like thirty years. pulled it out and just stood there holding it — you know how that goes. got this whiff of something, maybe old laundry or just time, and I could alm... |
That hoodie you're holding — looks like it's seen some things. What's the story? | oh this old thing. bought it at the campus bookstore sophomore year, wore it till the zipper broke and then just kept wearing it open. my roommate at the time — Pete, you'd have liked him, always had a joke ready — used to say I'd sleep in it if I could. there's a coffee stain on the left sleeve from a all-nighter befo... |
Excuse me, did you get that sorted out with the airline? | oh they're still looking they say. my daughter's wedding dress was in there you know. sixty years of waiting to see her walk down the aisle and now I'm just hoping some baggage handler didn't spill coffee on it. |
What happened with your luggage, if you don't mind me asking? | they lost the whole bag. had my best suit from 1975 in there, the one I wore to my own wedding. just wanted to see if it still fit for hers. guess that's one for the maybe pile now. |
so the little one finally dropped the L-word on you? how'd that even happen? | just out of nowhere while i was making mac and cheese. flour all over my hands, she's tugging my apron strings, and just says it plain as day. melted me right there over the stove. |
wait, your kid said it today? what was the moment like? | crawled into my lap while i was trying to chop onions and whispered it into my shoulder. ruined a perfectly good onion but honestly couldn't care less. been grinning like an idiot ever since. |
remember when you said applying there was like buying a lottery ticket? | guess i finally beat the odds then huh |
didn't you spill coffee all over that application draft? | worth it honestly. best coffee spill ever. |
so how was lunch with the little one today? | ah man, you're not gonna believe this. we're at the gym cafeteria right, just getting our usual turkey wraps, and out of nowhere he looks up at me with those big eyes and just goes 'i love you, gramps'. i nearly dropped my tray. like twenty years of being his granddad and he's never said it first, always waits for me t... |
anything exciting happen while i was on the treadmill? | oh god, okay so you know how my grandson's been kinda shy with the whole talking thing? we're sitting there splitting a bag of chips and he just stops mid-chew, stares at me with this serious little face, and goes 'i wuv you'. i choked on a chip. literally. had to pound my chest a couple times. and then he's back to wa... |
so did you wear the lucky tie or what | oh the tie was a disaster actually. thought i looked sharp and then saw a coffee stain right before i walked in. that's the metaphor i guess. |
bet you charmed them with that smile you do | that smile got me nowhere except a pat on the head and a 'we'll keep your resume on file.' real nice touch, that one. |
so what did you do when you saw it? | well there I am on the platform, phone in hand, and I get this text from my daughter. just sat down on the bench and stared at the tracks for a solid minute. you spend years thinking you've seen everything and then your cat outdoes herself. |
was it a big snake or a little one? | she sent a photo, you know, for proof. it was this little green thing, maybe a foot long, just coiled up on the kitchen mat like it owned the place. I had to laugh, honestly, because what else can you do at that hour on a subway platform. |
Wait, what time did you finally get out? | honestly stopped checking after a while. clocks just become suggestions at some point you know? like i'm pretty sure i started the day on tuesday but at this point it could be thursday or the apocalypse and i'd be like 'yeah that tracks.' the hotel bed is aggressively comfortable though which feels suspicious. probably... |
Wait, didn't you say you were off at nine? | yeah that was the plan but plans are more like suggestions in that building. lost count of how many times i glanced at the clock and it just kept jumping ahead like it was mocking me. charting took forever because my brain was basically oatmeal by hour fourteen. the weird part is i don't even remember driving here. jus... |
so what are you gonna do about the sticky note thing then | keep it in my wallet obviously like i pulled it out during a 3am smoke break and just stood there staring at it. the guys in the warehouse probably think i'm losing it. it said have a good day at the bottom in tiny letters like it was an afterthought but the whole thing was just. you know. the way they drew a little sm... |
any idea what you're going to do next time you see them | honestly i've been replaying the moment i found it like twenty times today. pulled the lunchbox out at my desk and there it was just sitting there folded up like it was nothing. had to pretend i was reading a spreadsheet for five minutes because my face went all stupid. i think i'm just gonna say it back when they leas... |
you sure you're not just nesting for a family of raccoons in there? | at this point I'd share with raccoons |
forgot you were moving, thought you were just reorganizing for fun | fun? yeah this is a blast, really |
what are you making there? | oh just some sunday thing my dad used to throw together. you know how he'd get up at like six and start banging pans around, woke the whole house up. smells exactly the same though, that cheap paprika and garlic powder combo. he never measured anything, just handfuls and pinches. i keep thinking i'll remember the exact... |
does it bring back memories? | memories yeah like sitting on the counter stool watching him stir and him telling me the same three stories about his own father every single time. he'd always say the secret was letting it sit overnight but i don't have that kind of patience or time honestly. i mean here i am in this airport terminal with my carry-on ... |
so did you finally get that ceiling fixed or what? | oh it got fixed alright. after it caved in and landed on my couch. three weeks of me asking nicely and that's what it took. |
bet you're thrilled with your landlord right about now huh | thrilled is one word for it. mostly just staring at the hole thinking about all those polite emails i sent. real productive use of my time. |
remember how you used to call me just to complain about the dryer eating your socks? | yeah now my laundry's done and nobody's texted |
that time you sent me a photo of your laundry pile as a cry for help, you still do that? | nah. not even worth the effort to type it out anymore |
bet you gave them a real nice piece of your mind huh | nope just stared at the empty tupperware for five solid minutes |
so you gonna lock the fridge next time or what | honestly considering a mini-fridge with a padlock at this point |
what's got you grinning like that so late? | okay so jenna from the floor below me — she and our RA have been in this passive-aggressive war over her string lights for like two months. tonight she caught him sneaking someone into the building after curfew. the lights are staying up forever now. |
you look way too awake for 3am, spill it | remember how dave from my lit seminar always acts like he's the only one who did the reading? well he called the wrong character by name in a whole five-minute rant today and nobody corrected him. i'm still feeding on that energy. |
oh no what did you do | accidentally hearted their old post, real smooth move |
hope you packed a parachute for that turbulence up there, big bro | thought about it honestly. but then figured if I bail out they'd make me hike back for the plane and that's way more work. |
bet you're loving the free roller coaster ride today huh | yeah my stomach's doing loop-de-loops without my permission. at least the snacks are free if I can keep them down. |
so what was in the box? | okay so i open it up and it's like — and i'm not exaggerating — it's the specific first edition of that weird sci-fi book i was ranting about last week. the one from that thrift store post i showed you. the cover is exactly that faded orange and i just stood there in the kitchen holding it and my hands were actually sh... |
wait, what's so funny over here? | mark from accounting just got caught flirting with the temp via the office group chat |
you look like you're about to burst, what happened? | turns out the CEO's assistant has been running a betting pool on meeting lengths |
so you're telling me your big city navigation skills got you lost in a part of town that probably doesn't even have streetlights? | yeah yeah laugh it up. here i am thinking i'm being all adventurous taking this shortcut through alleys that look like they haven't seen sunlight since the 90s and my phone's at like eight percent and i'm doing that thing where you hold it up trying to find a signal like some kind of idiot offering a sacrifice to the c... |
did you at least find a corner store or something or are you just gonna become a permanent fixture of that block? | oh there was a bodega but the guy behind the counter gave me this look like i was the most lost middle-aged person he'd seen all week and that's saying something cause i saw a guy walk in wearing a bathrobe. my phone's down to five percent now and i'm trying to remember if i passed a landmark or if that really was the ... |
wait so you're actually doing your first solo flight today? | yeah and the plane's already bouncing like a shopping cart |
is it normal for the wings to flex that much up there? | honestly no clue but i'm gripping the yoke like it owes me money |
remember that time you thought our RA was a ghost? | last night's dream had that same vibe honestly |
still having those dreams where you show up late to exams? | this one was me fighting a goose with a stapler |
wait she actually said a whole sentence? what did it sound like? | looked me dead in the eye from her high chair and goes 'more toast please mama.' clear as a bell. i nearly dropped the plate. |
so what was the full sentence? i need details. | just 'daddy sit right here' and pointed at the spot next to her. my wife and i just stared at each other like did that actually just happen. |
how are you even processing this right now | fourteen years and she's just gone like that |
what are you doing out there in the dark | can't bring myself to go inside yet |
wait what happened you look like you're about to cry | so I got the email like an hour ago and I just kept rereading it in the parking lot because I thought it was a mistake you know? that program I told you about with the research fellowship I thought there's no way at my age they'd even look twice but they said yes and I just sat there with the headlights off and the eng... |
wait you got in? seriously? | yeah I mean I still can't quite believe it. pulled into this lot around ten and just sat here staring at the screen on my phone like it was going to change if I blinked. they said my application stood out because of the project I'd been working on part-time for years which is wild because I almost didn't submit it. kep... |
you've been real quiet since we sat down, everything okay? | that car that was behind us on the way up here, the grey one—saw it parked near my stop again last night. keeps showing up same time I get off the bus. |
something's got you looking over your shoulder, what's up? | this is gonna sound crazy but I swear the same silver car's been trailing me home from the stop three nights in a row now. maybe it's nothing but my gut says different. |
wait you've been crying, what happened? | just... had to take the morning off. my dog Maisie died at like four a.m. and I still had to come finish this paper. |
did something bad happen? you look wrecked | she was fourteen years old and I still wasn't ready. woke up and she was just gone on the kitchen floor. |
you were practically vibrating when you walked in, what's up? | front row tickets to the vandals |
why are you grinning like that at two in the morning? | gonna be close enough to see the sweat drops |
so did you at least stick the landing or was it more of a dramatic splat? | honestly the worst part wasn't even the fall itself — like yeah my face hit the floor and there was this horrible silence — but then someone's grandma goes 'oh bless her heart' and the dj cuts the music at the exact wrong moment and i'm just lying there like a flipped turtle while my cousin films it for the family grou... |
did anyone actually try to help you up or was it just a free for all? | the flower girl ran over and patted my head like i was a confused dog and said 'it's okay mister' which made everyone laugh even harder. my mom was crying from laughing in the front row, the videographer zoomed in, and the best man literally used it as his toast opener — said i set the bar low for the rest of the night... |
what's got you looking so entertained all of a sudden | oh it's nothing huge but you know janet from the front desk? the one who's always complaining about her husband leaving his socks everywhere. well turns out he's been hiding a whole other life — not an affair nothing dramatic like that — he's been secretly taking tap dancing lessons for the past year and a half. she fo... |
so what exactly goes through your head when you're sitting there at 1 a.m. with that look on your face? | like… you ever think about how a lightbulb is just a tiny trapped sun? and we just… screw it in and go about our night like it's nothing. |
you've been staring at that same spot on the ceiling for ten minutes — what's the big thought? | okay so… if infinity goes both ways, then somewhere out there there's a version of me saying the exact same thing. that's kind of wild, right? |
wait, what happened with you two? | just kind of said it didn't feel right anymore and that was that. didn't even look me in the eye, just sort of stared at the floor the whole time. |
hold on, she actually broke up with you? for what? | said she needed space and couldn't explain why. stood there in the doorway with my coat still on and she just kept saying 'i don't know, i don't know.' |
did you just try to pour coffee into a glass that still has milk in it from yesterday | yeah that tracks honestly. think I've been running on fumes for like forty-eight hours straight. lost count of which shift this is. maybe three. or four. there was a code blue at like 2am and I just remember standing there in the hallway after and the fluorescent lights felt like they were humming inside my skull. room... |
so you're telling me you just ate instant ramen standing up over the sink without even heating the water | listen that's a low bar but I cleared it. the water was warmish. that counts. my brain is just static at this point. like I remember walking into the break room and seeing my name on the schedule but couldn't tell you if it was today or tomorrow. the exhaustion has its own gravity now. every step feels like wading thro... |
you never told me you actually bought a lottery ticket for that thing | oh that's actually mine then |
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